/hoc/

Glory to Wessex.

shut the fuck up

vegas sucks lmao and will get their dicks kicked in again

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Better not, you silly Dane.

For me it's Rebecca Johnston

It's okay friend, we all make mistakes.

This is a /Northumbria/ board

"No."
/hoc/ belongs only to god's chosen kingdom.

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Official /hoc/ list of the likeability of the playoff teams:

1. Islanders
2. Avalanche
3. Blues
4. Stars
5. Flames
6. Golden Knights
7. Capitals
8. Penguins
9. Sharks
10. Jets
11. Predators
12. Leafs
13. Blue Jackets
14. Lightning
15. Bruins
16. Hurricanes

Forgot pic

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downvote

I'll do my best!
Thank you, Amerifriend

someone post that uhhh rantanen apu, or jokerit clown

Terrible list Sweden

>swedenigger with yet another garbage take
Literally worse than Greece at this point.

based swede knowing who is likable and who isnt

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go suck a muslim dick

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Sweden is a den of lies and SHANT be forgiving war crimes against Norge

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>imagine being this mad over a good list

Based amerifriend knowing what's what

Bruins are based

#leafsforever

What are the chances bolts choke and get swept?

If only.

No wonder Finland over took Sweden as the superior hockey nation of Nords

Good
Bad
Good
Good
Good
Good
Good
Bad
Meh
Hell no
Meme
Hell no
Ted
Good
Hell no
Hell no

Overall a pretty good list. I rate it 8/10

I think not

watching the masters

>Keith Gretzky still very much in the mix for the Oilers GM job. Told me today he has not been informed that he isn't in contention contrary to some reports out there. The process continues.

I'll take it :)

hi dad

Flying to Sweden and going door to door to HEEM every Swede then going to Finland for sauna

>number of back to back skoda cups
>finland 0
>number of olympic gold medals
>finland 0
>number of elite non bust first overall talents
>finland 0
>number of elite players in likeable nhl teams
>finland 0

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List are dumb

Tier 1
Blues
Stars
Islanders

Tier 2
Lightning
Bruins
Hurricanes
Sharks

Tier 3
Golden Knights
Blue Jackets
Capitals
Avalanche
Jets

Tier 4
Flames
Penguins
Predators
Leafs

can you tell me the name of the last swedish goaltender to win a stan lee cup please

>blotfags are likable

they are the worst of the sunbelt teams. they should be tier 4 regardless after all their garbage posting

Soilent albortion hands wrote this post

>user, are you going to watch the game with me tonight?

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islanders are Reddit

Watching the pens

honestly pathetic /hoc/ got to 40 posts before anyone noticed a lack of thread title

slow down when making new threads you reckless autists

Put the Bing Bings lower and your list is perfect

proofs on that

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Nah I don't like to be anywhere near St. Louis after dark

Winnipeg is racist

Go flames go

Robin Lehner, 2019

Official hoc list of Nordic countries:

Finland
Denmark
Norway
Iceland
Faroe Islands
Åland

*POWERGAP*

Sweden

we're all white friends

Every time Finland isn’t posting everyone should ask >Where’s Finland?

dreamt about bulju last night
woke up hard as diamonds

no cheating! come on I'm sure you can name one!

I can out skate anyone in this thread

I'd honestly put the Faroes a bit higher up, they're pretty based.

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Frens:
>usa

Not frens:
>canada
>sweden

>Where’s Finland?
Don't worry, I have him right here, safe and sound.

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Based.

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finlan am disappoint

looks like northern ontario but with a pyramid ngl

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friends:
>everyone

enemies:
>also everyone

t. Pikko relatedlainen

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With the first pick in the 2019 Fren Draft, user is proud to select: from Finland - Finland

Official best posters power rankings

Piano user
Denmark when he isn't talking about the Leafs
The Knights fan who keeps posting the Jet in half picture

POWER GAP

Hal
Finnish pro scout
Brit Flames poster
Ted

POWER GAP

Sam when he is BTFOing the sunbelt
Denmark when he is talking about the Leafs

POWER GAP

Randy
Sean
Sam when the schizo kicks in

POWER GAP

Blinking guy faggot
Kippers
That guy who thinks comfy is code word for boring

Simple as

t. Alberto Barbosa

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

I’m at least 6 of those posters

Do you just wait until someone says comfy belore you psot

>wanting to be friends with finns
I'd rather be friends with sweden, a civilized friend who will not backstab me + is actually good at hockey

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I’d trust Finland with my life to be honest

I can see a USA + Finland vs. Canada + Sweden axis of alliances forming.

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sweden backstabbed the shit outta his own neighbour finland
what makes you believe we're safe?

Rejection hurts doesn't it

so true

Love Sweden. Tolerate FInland

predictions for tonight lads?

based and swedepilled

>*hugs you*

memes galore

shit at hockey vs the gold medal chads

lots of tism

Teds convincingly take game 2 4-1

We also will be selecting Latvia into the Holy Alliance and kicking Randy out

Which one?

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virgin goldlets vs hockey chads

Just got off the phone with Gary he approved relocating all Canadian teams to Finland

Teds taking game 2 would be pretty funny

more kane calling reaves their babysitter followed by black on black crime

>muh imaginary friend shitposting
I think you belong with the Canadians and the Swedes.

>no LanE poster
shame

the honeydew

will they be competing in liiga
>kärpät btfos laffs

In /hoc/ all /hoc/ers are frens
Only a /cric/er would disagree

they deserved it and neighbour doesn't necessarily mean friend

Randy is neither imaginary nor my friend

Is he coach of the year?
Isles are on pace to sweep the penguins in 4

Isles take a commanding 2 0 lead

>Mike Smith has more points in these playoffs than Crosby, Matthews, Kucherov, and Stamkos
>As well as the entire Avalanche roster

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Forgot to attach picture related

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oh no no no no this was their year

I doubt it'll be a sweep, but if it does, then again you head to pittsburgh up 2-0, you could have the command for game 5

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Wait a minute... Barry Trotz is original kuumotus guy? Holy shit

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angry phoneposter kun is back

>GO JETS GO
>...fuckn wite man

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I like the flames, blues, sharks, islanders, and blue jackets because my team isn't in

How could he not be?

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Nice

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you guys going to be watching the new star wars?
reuters.com/article/us-film-star-wars/star-wars-episode-ix-rise-of-skywalker-sees-evil-emperor-return-idUSKCN1RO27Q

/hoc/ on the left

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Nah man the waters are too muddy and I couldn't give less of a fuck to figure out the plot

>it was 3-0

how did you get this pic of our canadian friends

FUCK
OFF

>you will never have down's syndrome
>you will never watch hockey with Based Barry
>you will never experience this comfiness

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You on the right

frens:
>Yhdysvallat
>Kanada
>Tanska
>Norja
fuck off:
>Ruotsi
>Rasva

ps.
>THE ALPHA BRACKET

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Never say never.

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>Star Wars

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Will Aho get a single goal in these playoffs, though?

LOVE Norway
LOVE Finland
Like Canada
Like Sweden
HATE Yea Forums posts

might unironically an hero if it's a bing bings relocates final

no tom wilson finishes him off mortal kombat style

where is the Russian poster? what does this meme say

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Takk friend

This might be the gayest thread yet

love /cric/
tolerate /hoc/

simple as

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You probably won't be missed, honestly.

>Sheev
I'm intrigued

I remember watching some behind the scenes shit for the kings a few years ago and it showed Daryl Sutters retarded kid running around the locker room. It made me think how annoying it would be to have your bosses retarded ass kid asking for high fives a d spouting platitudes all the time , especially when you're losing.

>shannonposter AND relocanesposter
now that's something to behold

Huomenta
*sips*

hey lads did i mention gary has officially approved of the xeattle frog dudes (female) and they will have the logo displayed to the left

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It gives me joy when I see retarded or disabled people enjoying life to its fullest.

Simple nihilism and juxtaposition, apparently.

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kovalchuk would have probably said something

have canadian teams really not won a cup since the 90s? how is that even possible?

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how do i get a girl like this?

Trudeau Curse

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My favorite bideo gaem at the moment is Battlefront 2 :)))))))

I like flying the space planes and flying as boba fett :)))))))

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yeah LOL

>disparaging the holy name of Shannon
About the kind of dreadful post I'd expect from a fucking Swede.

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For me it's Shannon..........Szabados

Fuck off Jamal.

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>its left to up randy to defend shannon and the relocanes
grim

does shannon make his whalewife breakfast?

who here /Masters/

breivik played hockey?

curling is on. homan vs jones.

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>tfw someone makes fun of your numbers

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Premiere league soccer and baseball

nhl has anti-leaf bias

Hello I have an announcement to make:

I will not be watching the hockey

masters is the most patrician of all things

yo

delet this

faggot

w-why

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Sorry, my team is in the playoffs

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Didn't ask

Who to pick lads?

They get +2 total for each first round win and double synergies if they advance.

Thinking Bura (dunnow why he’s not updated to 84)

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mine too lad but they dont start for 3 hours

/cric/ wins again

here fren

you never win though

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the 84 ofc

>Bura
Based clapping at tits man

rotated

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laine on fortnite right now

Reverend Lovejoy

memeing aside, is there a more unlikeable team than the relocanes? there's just nothing there to admire or to be invested in

i admire theyve won a cup this millennium. more than the maple leafs can say

Yep. Do you play? I think it's comfy as fuck and it's great for socialising

but they have my favourite player

they are a young team, so they play with house money this playoffs. plus svetch will become a stud soon

i try to play at least twice a month in season finally got to go out last weekend for the first time

i dont actually really care for them i just dont like randy

Post YFW Blots will choke again tonite

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confirmed no goals for tonight

Is Dallas a lock to advance? Seems like Caps is safer bet. I also like Buras synergies more desu

Typical of a Somali to make such an uninformed list.

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I’m back, Jeff is starting a trend

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would not say they're a lock but they utterly memed on pegga game 1

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Nice. My club hasn't opened the greens yet but my brother has been away a few times already this year playing other courses. I'm gonna start as the greens open or my brother inviteds me to another course.

i'm in the middle. Don't hate them, don't like them. Simply don't care really. A number of other teams I dislike more than the >relocanes

nobody's ever really gone

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norge????

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What the fuck is wrong with Canadians?

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I can only imagine how beautiful your courses are m8

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>diehards only
>post on social media for tons of casuals to see

What exactly did they mean by this?

why are you reading this?

I'm back

>club

Not what hockey teams are called you fucking yuropooor cuck

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Didn't know Lovejoy was still in the league desu.

okay, this is based

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There's no way that thing is Canadian

When will Buttman give them a NHL franchise?

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That’s Tim lovejoy not Ben

f1 qualifying after ploffs tonight

At the islanders parking lot tailgating shit is lit af

Here's a pic

We're talking about golf you gigantic fucking faggot

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Prove it take picture

damn thats elitely comfy

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cincy is next which is basically kentucky

I have a good relationship with my dad, who is alive.

This is a hockey thread you brainlet fuck Mohammed go home

Please do not use the F word, Sven.

looks like upstate New York

Im also gay if that matters

noice

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Watch the AWIHL atleast.

You can play

>Based clapping at tits man
elaborate

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lots of seething penguin fags ITT

Womens hockey is comparable to Travel A hockey at best and is not very exciting to watch. Women are slow, lack hand eye coordination for one timers, and are weak.

For me, it's any team in group B willing to play against Canada and the USA. Takes guts

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Bura is also 84 they haven't updated yet

Btw where were you when Leksand /brought it home/?

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>defense is shit
>plug in jack "norris" johnson
stay scared islels cucks

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One lanklet and the rest is obese

And the entire stadium of tailgating is like 10 people lmao

I’ve experienced 5 cups and some of the best players to ever play I have not a single thing to seeth about

oh i am so scared of jack johnson lmao

I dunno why other countries girls suck so much at hockey. Do they really have that much of a dislike for putting girls in sports like North Americans (minus mexico) do?

Sorry I'm phone posting. I'll post the uncensored one in the next thread when I'm still my PC. Just the first I could find.

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>t. pic

Sorry fren I lost my composure

kek

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Where my skyline chilli bros at

the tendies could easily improve their save% by multiple points just by being bigger than 5'1 110lbs too. fuck its depressing watching a little fluttering shot go over the tendies head by still get under the crossbar.

Why would you go outside in your pajama trousers? Give that guy a kick in the head from me.

go knights

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based retard that can't spell or skate

Why are you so toxic? Who hurt you?

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no father

Do you even watch hockey m8?

Brought what home? Promotion? You'll be in Hockeyallsvenskan by this time next year anyway.

Long island is pretty white trash

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I invented /hoc/ general
If you don’t like how I post in my general then fucking leave

I don’t remember inviting fincucks here anyways

teds WILL win

baste finger point man

why do the globalists want goalies to get bigger but skaters to get smaller? is this some manlet conspiracy to subjugate the superior lanklet race?

BASED

islander's ice is so SHIT they brought in an ice expert to fix it for this game

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so is pittsburgh

Hopefully youll get better soon. I believe theres a fine young man behind all that hate

retard

I'm actually thinking about going to skyline chilli

>/hoc/ thinks these mouth breathers are the good guys

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what are you doing for din dins tonight?

>seething Hora-it detected

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I’ve been posting on Yea Forums since you were in diapers kiddo

wee bit unfair to the relocanes

I thought New York was expensive

only a few areas

depends arent really the same as diapers

Woah toxic

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>6'7+
Chara, Myers
>6'4 +
Burns, Hedman, Jones(s), Dillion, Parayoko, Ekholm, Rinne, Thornton, Johansen, Hamilton,

Fucking hell when did volleyball/basektball players start playing hockey?

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shall be fasting till my team gets eliminated or wins the cup

Long Island is

im the boss around here

One of the poorest people in the country live in NYC

Yeah why does hockey get all the womenlets?

Fel.

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shall be in the bathroom until my team wins the cup

There are parts of long island such as hempstead that are run down piss stinking nig infested shit holes

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And chara got btfo last night by giving up stretch passes and breakaways and essentially got beat by speed all night long by significantly shorter and faster and more skilled players

Chara is also a fucking dinosaur.

Hurricane Sandy best day of my life fuck Long Island to death

Trying to decide there's a street fair going on downtown

The game is improving quickly. I'm about the biggest womens hockey supporter you could find and 10 years ago the talent wasn't there even in North America. Now from watching the past couple of olympics and the rivalry series its bumping up another level. All the women ask for honestly is a league that they can play in with and against each other to hone their skills. Switzerland has 5 levels of womens hockey in their country, Canada has 0 after NCAA/College. That doesnt make sense to me and if the government can budget 25 million to teach fat kids about cricket surely they can take a fraction of that total and make sure the women who win medals for their country have a place to improve. They have earned atleast that much

Chara sucks if he gets as many minutes as he did last game the bruins will get swept

t.pajama boy

No way bro

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>m about the biggest womens hockey supporter you could find
Bro ahaha what the fuck is happening to my general Reddit is that away——>

Pretend I posted a basedboy image with this post

nice putt tiger

I hate you

it would appear our superiority has led to some controversey

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If there is a God your entire region will be underwater in 10 years

Yeah you're right. But at least the NWHL is going to expand into Canada to give some Canadian women a chance to play

>if the government can budget 25 million to teach fat kids about cricket
Seems about right. It's a good thing. Your government is pleasing the changing Canadian demographics. Within 10 years when whites are a minority your national sports will be field hockey and cricket

Do you think there should be a state run women's hockey league?

The girl on the left could sit on my face any day.

>Within 10 years when whites are a minority
20 m8

their national sport is lacrosse for the injuns

That’s a well known Long Island tranny, Sven...

One medium cookie dough please

long island dont have trannys at all. they get the boot to the city to be ranger faggots

What about her

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I am not sure. Bettman and the NHL have said they would do something substantial if the NWHL didn't exist.

>/hoc/

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>Avalanche (2) after last night
Nooooooo.gif

hate retarded italian low iq long islaniggers, but i like their team
lol go figure

Less than 2 hours to go lads

going to the dispensary

I really want to like the flames but that tkachuck is kind of a faggot

Nah. Looks way too skinny

I have a buddy who's like a 55 year old tattoo artist from ny. He said the rangers rule and the islanders, and long island as a whole, is trash.

Does your team do Star Wars night?

Making three cheese grilled cheese sandwich for dinner. What is everyone having for dinner tonight? Or late night snack if you are a eurofriend.

nice

sounds like a good guy

If your team hasn’t won 4 cups in a row in the past 40 years you fuck right off

hed be correct

Why do you have friends who's rags fans?

pho

Ha kul i division 1

Leksand går i KK före vi är i Div. 1

going to this chink noodle house

twitter.com/DarrenDreger/status/1116802480694792193
based.

>rags
>anything else than subhuman trash-tier
your friend is a dumbass

Så Leksand konkar innan nästa säsong börjar? Intressant

>rags

didnt that already happen?

Shannons hot take on tonights games

youtube.com/watch?v=x3i96wfkSTI

Hurricane Sandy was no match for STRONG ISLAND bro.
#StrongerThanTheStorm

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frozen pizza

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Going to be finishing up the other night’s chicken/sausage gumbo. I will probably have a baked potato (superior Hasselback style) topped with black beans. Very exciting.

my hot load on ur mum's face

GOTTEM

nope.

Currently eating strawberries, think I'll simply dine on a few cold ones for the games tonight desu

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my takes is the only takes that matters 2bh

any of you fags will be watching got sunday night? do you think we could have our own /hoc/ thread on Yea Forums sunday night?

Oh? Do share!
Quality banter for a quality get

Are there fewer Jewish hockey players than black players?

ha ha WEW

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die

jews suck at sports

Compared to Trotz, Yeah

>someone likes something i don't like
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wew lad

wow.....

This is based

they'd probably delete it like the fags in Yea Forums deleted our mania thread. i'm not watching got until the hockey games are over on sunday anyway.

Varför tror du att Skellefteå spelar I Div.1 nästa säsong?

cringe

After last night this Stanley cup final has a 0.000000000000000000000000000000001%chance of happening

For me its Denmark for being such a good sport even when getting his mom fucked by quad quads

Janny, janny, please respond.

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looks like your feelings got hurt

för du är bög?

nark!

do you guys wear appropriate colours on playoff game days?

youtube.com/watch?v=TKfS5zVfGBc

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No, I dress normally and pretend I'm not a sports fan.

My memes are getting crossed, anti-laffs or anti-dog-fucking-eh’rs?

Am I allowed to use brown rice to make vegetable and egg fried rice?

chuckling a bit at that SJ sports beat reporter who dug up Binningtons teenager tweets. He gave him a fuckload of ammo

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It's harmless banter and it came quads, can't get mad about that lol
Unironically wore my Leafs t-shirt to work today

hi
today i will show you
how to make video
with windows movie makr

Unregistered HyperCam(tm)

hello

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Did they take your semi auto 22lr yet? Did you register your air rifle?

>Cant get mad about that
You'd be surprised at what kind of simple shit people can get mad at.

is calle makar going to make a big difference for the avalance? Zadorov looked like ass when they played

Broke my diet for game one last night, ate an entire pan pizza and drank eight beer. Only having an omelet and kale smoothie today

I just laugh at everything about san jogay

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how do people listen to this noise

>san lose liberal making a big deal out of nothing
rmyt

Having burgers for din din

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Faggots keep gaying up my city.

I think binnington obviously had to apologize and issue a statement and sorta "cave" to the angry mobs but casuals dont realize he knew exactly what the reporter was attempting to do and that kinda shit gives athletes a serious drive

they won't be happy until everyone is an aids filled faggot, or a muslim

God damn those look good

why? are sports fans brodudes or something?

>Unironically wore my Leafs t-shirt to work today
unironically fucking BASED

Imagine if the Blues won the Cup and Bennington got the Conn Smythe. lelmao

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Jealous. I’m wearing a Tavares sweater in NC, someone end my suffering

>strong, well-defined eyebrows; resists the mainstream urge to over-pluck them
>no garish make-up, maybe a bit of mascara (hard to tell from the photo), but nothing even remotely excessive
>no unnaturally-colored hair dye; has respect for natural beauty instead of burying it behind 50 shades of clown shit
>strong, powerful nose; carries the face well and makes her look like an adult
>straight, white teeth
>strong jawline and chin; will pass on chad genes to >our sons
>clearly likes hockey beyond just a passing interest; not just simple attention-seeking
>slender; smart enough to take care of her health, and has the self-discipline to stick with it
Unironically a 9.9 out of 10.
She'd be a 10 if she cheered for >my team, but the Isles are a respectable bunch.

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wew lad, i hate the sharks too, but i wouldn't call them faggots

when do you get your hormones?

Are you wearing PJs too?

dad?

>I’m wearing a Tavares sweater in NC
>in NC
Nassau Coliseum or North Carolina?

Playoffs just arent the same without his faggot face

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18-års gräns här.

>bloos move on and so do the shorks
>meet in 2nd round
>bloos sweep shorks
would be based

S

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Please, Bolts do not make my 10-year-old daughter cry again

retardo

You won’t be laughing in three months when I’m grating cheese on my abs, tubby

clean your room

>mods i /hoc/

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the earliest they could meet is the third round retard. plus, neither team is going to the second round.

Your dad sounds like he knows what's up.

Member when he sat on the puck

NC as an abbreviation almost always means North Carolina, but given the context with Tavares I thought I'd ask.

Every Canadian should be rooting for Leafs. Leafs are Canada's team, afterall.

>Unironically wore my Leafs t-shirt to work today
based

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Hamplanets about to be btfo

this

Why are the sharkies using their old logo? Is it just for that shirt or whatever that is?

they'll win for sure

wrong!

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>Toronto
>Canada

>reddit teeth
>reddit hair
>reddit team
>reddit player

obviously ya know theres a few things we coulda done better ya know but uhh its a long series and as long as we play as a team ya know and stay disciplined ya know, get the puck deep and uhh tighten up our D uhh i think we'll be fine

thanks pierre

Based

based

Toronto IS Canada dumb provincial

All Teds, report!

based

Reddit loves knights and Canes
/hoc/ loves Bruins and Jets

id rather drag my dick through a mile of broken glass than even consider cheering for the laffs

of course

should be rooting for a leafs and flames final imo

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We are ALL Canadian

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Going to take the /nap/ pill wake me up in 45 mins lads

Carolina. Last coliseum trip for me was what was supposed to be their second to last game there ever.

>ਡਰੇ ਹੋਏ ਰਹੋ, ਸਾਥੀ

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>should be rooting for a leafs and flames final imo
alberta isn't canada

how do you know

weak

I'm a reddit user of 4 years

bing bing

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reddit hates the knights more than any team you listed.

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Is the shark swimming through the air or are the nervous ducks flying through the water?

A baby porcupine is called a porcupett

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why is he so upset???? Surely the ducks were able to get back into this series, right?

>are the nervous ducks flying through the water?
its called swimming

fuck anaheim

Excuse me, but this is /beav/ not /porc/

My mistake

>flying through the water

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might hit the rink tonight with the boys and film some slappers with my iphone, lads

piecing together the canon through the towels it looks like a shark swimming through the air

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Let's take some time for a friendly reminder that the >rags and >coilers missed the playoffs and are sitting at home watching 16 teams have fun while they sulk

youtube.com/watch?v=B4JCehDOy54

need more of these

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Ducks don’t swim with their wings

Needs more butt pics

>this years stanley cup winners arent even on there

guys i think theres a finn outside of my apartment what do i do???

shorks are there m8

huh theyre garbage?

coulda fooled me.

pic confirms shorks and /cric/ are feeding on the cucks. shorks confirmed for worst team in nhl league history

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Damn these zoomers and their aheagos

friendly reminder that if >my team wins tonight than stealing a game in their barn is huge but if >we lose than the series doesn't start until the home team loses

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they swim through the air

>shorks and bloos picture
lel

Are you from Johnstown penga?

>tfw none would fit in my team even at 90 overall

Have a (you)

Realistically speaking, Tampon Gay will get this one, 1 - 7. Sorry fellows.

Also note isles wins evenly divided between home and away games.

>barn
back to plebbit

bit sane

Sharks going for a win tonight lads

pickle and mayo chips

they're 50% disgusting and 50% addicting as crack

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Do it. You're probably 1 of like, 3 people here that actually play on ice. Or at all.

Kinda shitty we gotta wait till 7 o'clock to chirp western fans

The sound amazing

that is neither a nutritious nor well balanced meal, finaldndn. please try harder.

fuck him,
WHO /PORC/ HERE?

lads help im drunk as fuck and its 1 hour till the games start

Gotta power through it eat some tendies and grab another miller lite

soon

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Save me Sid!

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knights will win in 6

Slow your roll binland, or you wont enjoy or remember the games

lol no

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Will get btfo and possibly injured on a muffin shot.

Ready for tonight lads, win or lose

Umm yes it appears you have the wrong number there, Ted.

seriously no bully can he just not save any shot above waist high

ted, more like gay lmfao

Sorry about that, ted. An honest typo

that drunk should have taken the easy way out when he had the chance

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All is forgiven Ted.

go jackets haha

don't worry I get plenty of nutrients from barley

rude desu

over the line!

Wow fuck off

Rude and uncalled for

they have no right to be as tasty as they are

haha

youtube.com/watch?v=dPoh0OL_V9A

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end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

Fucking garbage.

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youtube.com/watch?v=jYfJ9vxx8os&feature=youtu.be&t=27

Containment thread for CBJ @ TBL

I'll make the next one

>need more of these
The compilation images, or the individual fsjals themselves?

What the fuck is it with people making a new /hoc/ but then not linking to it in the old /hoc/

I love me some pickle sandwiches, these sound great

look at Al Swedistan trying to join in the club