/heem/: The Schmo Edition

I'll handle it fine

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Man that was one cringy stuttering final question, are you that dweeb OP? Because we dont take kindly to memers here.

Shmo looks like Scorsese's mom btw

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Nah, b. I enjoy visible cleavage

>I NEED EPO... MORE EPO
instagram.com/p/BwKckBeFcx3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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He's he's he's h-hes he's he's he's he's h-hes he's

Heem Everyone Even Myself

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>why can't he just take a page out chael's book and not be a massive faggot about it.
I remember reading a Chael AMA on le Reddit, and some guy asked him if he thinks Anderson Silva was doing steroids when they fought. Chael responded "Not as much as I was!".
Not sure if this makes him less of a massive faggot, but it does make him a more likable faggot. He served his time, he can talk about the crime.

Name a more iconic self-heem.

T.J. Dillashaw, the J stands for JUST

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I could heem every here

Jarred Brooks slam, but I don't have the webm.

tj went from "how could this have to happened" to JUST in only three weeks

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cody gaybrandt is the biggest loser ever
fucking insecure faggot going on a twitter rant for being a dumb no brain fuck
also that fucking rat ali
>i know at least 5 ppl who are on it
i hate both of them
may allah strike them with the fire from jahannam

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Remember when last week this man was one of the best pound for pound fighters in the history of the sport, and a future 3 division champion, and Dana's executioner lifting the axe to murder an entire division of fighters? Now he probably can't even find the mental fortitude to get an erection lmao

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Christ

I don't think USADA just found a new EPO test or just started testing for EPO. I think TJ going around making noise about the stoppage got the hammer dropped on him.

TJ is Doug Funny in real life

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what the actual fuck is Smiths problem?

Chris Benoit

Shades of Johny Hendricks.

Thanks, senpai.

cte?

How come the UFC weigh ins are already live?

Wtf? Why's everything so early?

Luke has talked a fair bit of shit about Smith
Stuff like how is that guy top of the division i'll walk it

based

Cuckhold has been trash talking him for months. Saying the division is weak if a nobody can like Smiff is at the top. Thats why he moved.

I want to fug Poliana

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:|

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you cazzies don't understand the sheer inteligence of every step that went to the self heem
he already showed he had power and the knowledge to win his opponent but the real fight starts when you fight your inner deamons and he heemed them with 1 super move

amazing

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JUST

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RIZIN paying Floyd to deepdick Tenshin.

Robbie is so based

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I want Andrade to peg me. No homo.

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>name is salmon
>looks like a salmon

>name is boston
>looks like a samurai

???

why do they still let joe shit the place up?

UFC should add an Ippon rule like in Judo or Sambo. If you throw a man to the canvas hard, you immediately win via TKO.
youtube.com/watch?v=2g2eUdWAP3g
The UFC canvas is like 15x higher GMAX than concrete. A real judo throw or wrestling slam/suplex on concrete wins the fight but in this sport it doesn't. That's not an accurate dipiction of a "street fight" which is what we're trying to emulate. Combat Sambo does this well in that if you perform a proper Ippon while remaining standing you immediately win. This should be the rules in UFC MMA too
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kek

nah

>which is what we're trying to emulate
no it isn't, next

>"street fight"
>3 rounds of 5 minutes each and the referee stands you up for inactivity

If it was a "street fight" or a no rules fight, it would be hour long grappling contests with very, very glacially slow movement, and ends in submission.

Hate her stupid facial expression. It's like she is trying to look as dumb as possible.

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>street fight
>have to fight sober
yeah, nah

>meta becomes just trying to pick your opponent up and slam them because it's an auto win

This might be the most retarded post I've seen today

Whats the strategy when you fight a taller person? Try and take them down?

What would be your stance /heem/?

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Poirier is free money my dad works for the UFC script writing team

But that's what a real fight on concrete is tho

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>be Vick, bit of a cutbabby but no bigger than the top lws
>absolutely hated
>be Turner, massive cutbabby
>loved

where's the white privilege in that?

Not trying, doing

Dirty boxing or takedowns, depends if the lanket is a BJJ anaconda or kickboxer.

>headkick :DDD
infighting and takedowns

w-w-what is wrong with his face?

Slams in street fights are the best. You usually win AND you get 25 years free room and board.

Just be yourself

Luke made the absolutely correct assessment that LHW division is weak and they are walking cans to title shots, so he could breeze up the rankings fairly easily

>Leave barhopping at 9AM on a Tuesday to me

jouban looks like he's on crack right now

Get inside their range and knock them out. Nobody without training has any footwork or mewvment, just get on the inside and handle your business.

>Try and take them down?

Don't do that without having years of actual training. It's harder than it looks and they're probably going to end up on top of you dropping bombs.

In-boxing, leg kicks, sweeps, takedowns, body work

Nobody asked for it but here's the Henry and Marlon faceoff, jawing, and so on
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how are two fighters coming of losses on the main card of a PPV

you sound like a TJ/Conor fan and therefor the worst type of cancer

Were there any Holly bunda shots

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Too bad he ia a can himself

>gets ko by bisping

>Don't do that without having years of actual training.
The fuck? I did wrestling for a few months before I could take down the common Pleb with a double leg and pound them

when it comes to trained athletes they would learn to abuse that system and it's very prone to abuse.
There's so much more wrong with your post too though

I refuse to entertain the notion that Holly's deflated sad divorcee bundao is worth eyeing let alone uploading for my friends on 4channel

I think no one asked for it just because it seemed pretty forced.
where the hell does a Brit go do wrestling

Do people really think that Kelvin isn't gonna just take Israel down at will?

do people actually liek adesanya?

fucking cringe post
takedowns are among the first things you get taught in BJJ, they're especially easy to pull off against lanklets
Stop pretending like you know what you're talking about b

Can anyone recommend me some wrestling shoes? Just started

Manchester wrestling. Has some Olympians and mountain Russians

why are the weigh ins now?

Israel has decent tdd

>I did wrestling for a few months before I could take down the common Pleb with a double leg and pound them

Yeah, in a controlled environment. The streets are different, you have to be that much better. There is tons of shit I can do in the gym 100% of the time, but in a street fight who knows?

>takedowns
>BJJ
kek

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Kelvin will walk through a pillowfisted jab and heem Chinletsanya on the inside

Oh for sure the elite wrestler Gastelum will just wrestlefuck him
does it every fight

Nah man, she's got a nice one

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do you think she has big farts?

Israel has takedown defense, and Gastelum can't really take people down well. I think it has to be a counter punch putting him down.

I would knock you out or tap you. Have you ever tapped a black belt? If you say 'no', get the fuck out of my face because you are a jobber.

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No not only in a controlled environment. Cope harder, you absolute s.o.y.
Just get some cheap ones and upgrade if you decide to stick with it

I'm putting my last fiver on the mexican, boys

interesting
what made you go for wrestling and not something like bjj or striking based like muay thai

That's how Judo was invented AFAIK
The inventor took Japanese Jujustu and removed all the stuff that's too dangerous to do in the mean streets of Tokyo

Come to Montreal and find out how we do, bitch.

oh for sure my man. He's like a goku fusion of Silva and Jon Jones. Truly the last airbender, he's a b-b-beast

BKFC needs to add mandatory drunkfights

wtf did we miss the ceremonials?

>British "wrestling experts"

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I only have steel toed shoes (sneakers, boots, dress shoes) and I always wear a pair of nice skateboard kneepads under my pants, so if I ever get into a streetfight I'm kicking their legs out and if I need to I can shoot without pain or injury on the concrete

Well I actually did amateur boxing when I was younger but got bored of it. Wanted to do some grappling and (don't bully me) saw Joe Rogan saying wrestling is the most important part of fighting, being able to dictate where the fight goes and all. I'll be moving down to London soon and will probably try BJJ there. Anyone who can kick and grapple would HEEM me

Imagine the farts

>we

Thicc vs sticc, the final battle.

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oui

Dustin was smiling

Depends, what belt grade does your mom have?

non

>thicc vs sticc
>adesanya has bigger biceps

Kek

He's been blessed with a Khabib date for Christmas.

Biceps are not an important muscle.

Ah fair enough. Were you just around the Manchester area or did you move specifically to train a bit?

Why would Holly be able to attest to how Jon Jones was feeling that morning? I find it odd that Dana was so insistent about that.

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For throwing hooks, yes. Biceps flex the arms.

They are good for grappling, but I meant that its not sticc vs thicc, Israel has as much meat on him.

NOW IMAGINE NGANNOU ON EPO.

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The most important muscle? The brain.

im just a realist and i call out the double standard bullshit when i see it
more than half the roster is roiding and some even geta free pass and everyone starts playing a saint and calling other people out
cody who barely addmited to being taught how to roid by tj is now playing a saint
fuck him and his boys

fuck the ufc too

>hook power comes from biceps

It's more about frames than muscle. Gastelum is wide as fuck, and Adesanya is long and thin. Both are muscular, but the frames are what makes this Thicc vs Sticc.

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They're team mates

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You don't need a big biceps for that

She pegs him.

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>announcing via snail mail that you are going to attempt a takedown

>For throwing hooks, yes. Biceps flex the arms.
aaaahahahaha

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Is he wearing pyjamas?

No, its hips+core+technique.

This is what happens when you try to copy shit you see in UFC without actually training it.

Except the rear naked choke. It's the most powerful move in all of grappling and literally works well enough if you just copy the basic movement. Everything else takes practice or you're going to goof yourself.

I like how dude in this webm doesn't even kick him just sprints and then trips over his jaw

exactly
stick to the basics, hands high protect your head dont do meme shit

Askren is half based and half cringe.

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And 100% entertaining

Diaz bless

Hope he doesn't get JUST'd too soon.

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can he win the rematch bros

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interesting....

oh god

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He has the gift of charisma but the curse of annoyance. One fight in the UFC and all of a sudden thinks he can interrupt anyone and ask for shit that's not gunna happen

Have sex please

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“Training” partners, if you will

frittata

Brock is holding out for the Jon fight
Brock is a businessman first and foremost and knows the most money is in fighting Bones Jon

Robbie bless

Tyron is USADA'd, he can't use EPO anymore
Blood Orc round 1

who's the pos?

last chance heem

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>you can get the same results by blood doping
Wrong!

John Danaher invented the Darce in the mid-90's to stop halfguard shitters. He's since improved it drastically, but everybody (including most UFC fighters) are still using the inferior 1995 version.

Why is this man so based?

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Fuck this smug scrawny shit

Any mountains will do
It's actually amazes me how he could even walk when a push from a midget put him down
Pride rules

sambo

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Just imagine his run when he returns. Might be worse than B.J

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He studies all martial arts and takes from them all what will work for submission grappling and MMA. He's truly grappling's Bill Belichick, but more autistic.

is it?

hot take; tj didnt nothing wrong. all you faggots MUH ROIDS MUH PRIDE RULES LET THEM DO WHATEVER but he does a little epo and all of a sudden he's the devil itself. literally kill yourelves faggots

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Early stoppage, but honestly that might be the single most pathetic performance from a dominant champion I've ever seen.

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wanting to watch his JRE , still havent
i knew he became a meme here
seems likea good dude

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>Early stoppage

>dominant champ
Easy there, his only defense was a rematch against Cody Garbo

I agree, he dindu nuffin. They are almost all roiding. TJ just got thrown under the bus for failing to destroy the manlets.

I mean, on one hand I'm mad too and I get Dana being mad. Now we all have to watch these fucking manlets play grab ass and bring cards to a screeching halt.

On the other hand, TJ got done dirty.

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Wasn't this a DQ because It's Showtime declared spinning shit illegal and gay?

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i agree and also agree

But it's dangerous that a fighter takes EPO
That means he could hurt his opponent even worse
Cardiobeast induced CTE

>fight cancelled
cringe

TELL MAW I DRILLED MY NUTSACK OPEN SO ILL BE LATE FOR SUPPER AND IM NOT VERY HUNGRY, ARKANSAS

Haven't been this excited for a card in a while. We'll finally get two clogged divisions moving forward with an actual plan. Undercard is kind of shit though, mediocre fighters, but I like sloppy brawls and both the Anders and Jouban fights should deliver.

its time for meds my friend
ill remind you every time
bless

Only fighters i like should be able to use steroids

based Bryce poster

Would you describe yourself as an Aubrey or more of a Ricky?

I am for trt in fighting sports. The problem is ufc against it so using it or any other banned supplements makes a cheater. Simple as

Pretty funny how he legitimately almost died from that. Why are mma fighters so fucking stupid

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take another one its not working spammy

conor fans don't like TJ. do you not remember where the snek meme came from?

I can see why EPO or HGH are banned but I have no idea why marijuana is banned

He is a full meme, seems like a bit of a weird guy to me. But the reality is, he shows key details to basic stuff that are rarely taught. I unironically think he's the best grappling instructor around. I've only been training for 6 years, but I've trained with world champs, MMA guys, and have seen instructionals from all sorts of big grappling names and Danaher just breaks techniques down into mechanical principles better than anyone.

I can only speak for English speaking coaches, I'm sure there are Japanese, Russian, and Brazilian versions of Danaher out there somewhere.

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Im not spammy

Just imagine if they randomly test samples from old fights and they find out Bisping was on EPO

>I've only been training for 6 years, but I've trained with world champs, MMA guys, and have seen instructionals from all sorts of big grappling names
is this a copy pasta or you real, show pics
my mistake, whnever i see giberish i instantly assume its him

EPO is natty

the only reason anyone can call him Garbo is because he got flushed by TJ, before that Cody looked like a world beater.

There are 5+ Hardcore american heem posters like me, maybe u should go back to where u came from if you like labelling people so much

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Do you think its possible for Ali Abdelaziz to manage all the champions in the UFC?
Which division would be the hardest for him to capture?

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if you're a true heemer you would show love to your fellow heemer

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rolling

He's unflushed now, his only true loss is to Pedro Munhoz
Cody champ by end of 2019

>Post a picture of an autist
>Implying I'm a virgin
I think you have it backwards my man

let's go 974!

Why does he wear a rash guard everywhere?

Ali is a bitch. Never seen a more obvious case of someone living vicariously through his fighters. I remember seeing him throw a punch at Colby when they were in line at a buffet after the Kamaru / Woodley fight and it was the most pathetic winger ever thrown. I’d unironically heem the guy

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Ive created approximately 7% of all memes on heem and forced numerous others

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Because the ufc wants to he seen in the same light as the nfl and mlb so they have to put in rules to prevent fun.

youtu.be/5iQMqnLlmpY
OHHH HE’S HURT TO THE BODY

Jon just straight up picking fights with middleweights now rather than waiting for them to bomb out and get fat and go to LHW?

Based and Blessed

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mean nothing if you still didnt realize the true meaning of the existance og heem

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Martial arts is a small world. You can easily train with UFC fighters or high level coaches. A lot of them have schools and people visit to train with them all the time. Sometimes they travel and do seminars.

If you are ever in NYC, you can literally just walk into their gyms and probably train with Marcelo Garcia, John Danaher, Eddie Cummings, whoever. The only thing is they might not be there that day.

dont be like this jon

In terms of /heem/ culture, I'm Andy Warhol.

Adesanya evolves into Jon Jones who evolves into Ngannou

I hope Robbie doesn't get heemed again. He deserves to heem someone instead.

imagine thinking that that's a good ass

Some SERIOUS sexual tension going on here between occupied Palestine and Mr. Bone. Let’s hope then can ‘settle’ this outside of the cage.

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He isnt wrong.

God I do not want to see Jon Jones beat up someone even lankier than himself. Adensanya would stand no chance against Jon. How come Jon called out Stipe and acted like he was actually going to fight some who's an interesting matchup only to go back to beating up middleweights.

whos the coolest ufc guy you trained with

What if I told you the entire game was changing?

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Izzy openly said he wants to fight him so JJ is getting ready

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Holy shit I always thought Jons pic was an actual lion but it's fucking him doing his dumb squat with a lion hood of course it is.

Absolutely based

>CTE and a foot massage

im pretty sure adesanya actually walks around at 183 and doesnt cut weight
jones walks around at what, 220?

>Jon's not feeling well today

lmao

Lmao never noticed that

Did they ever say what this was about

Do you guys think Schaub could still make 265? Homeboy looking thicj

even if he gets gadooshed he is still my boy

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Adesanya fought at 220lbs during his kickboxing days

Cant wait for Tim Kennedys hilarious video of him waterboarding julian assange #freedom

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gawld dawlg fergeddit straight taquito diet

Anyone else hope they actually do fuck and give birth to the mulatto GOAT

Same here, but i always wear my mouth guard an my Balls-Dick guard in case i got ballkicked or punched in the mouth. I'm thinking on wrap my hands everytime i go out in case i have to defend myself on the str33t

He actually fought at 300lbs

One of my all-time favorite heems

how many people would Robbie had killed by now if he didn't have MMA to release his demons?

If he dies, he dies

jesus

was he out and came back a couple of times cos of the dude releasing the choke a bit?
what the fuck, someone explain please

never found her hot but damn dem legs

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Reminder that if Tony's whore wife wasn't such a bitch, we'd be watching Tony vs Max tomorrow instead of watching Max beat up on some overrated bum can crushed for 5 rounds.

>miss the press conference
>creampie Holly right after even tho he's "sick"
>pick up fights on twitter
we don't deserve him

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biceps are for speed

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No, 220lbs (100kg)

youtu.be/fCDr_pBuXsE

ronda was right
damn preachers hoe

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Callen would heem that blowjob jitsu fag.

>was he out and came back a couple of times cos of the dude releasing the choke a bit?
Yes.
You choke the guy out and you feel him go limp, so you release the choke a bit. Then he comes alive and starts struggling, so you tighten it. Then he goes limp, so you release a bit again.

>Till was the favorite against Woodley
>Ortega was the favorite against Max
>Israel is the favorite against Kelvin

Why are bookies such dumb cazzies?

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I'm pretty sure the favourite is based on who's betting on who, right?

There is a baseline from which it moves based on bets. Its not 100% democracy.

Yup. It's not about who's most likely to win, it's about who the cazzies willl bet on.

That JJ spinning elbow was pretty neat, ngl

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>Why are bookies such dumb cazzies?
you're an idiot if you think they don't do it on purpuose

If you had to put money on any fighter in the ufc cucking aubrey, who would it be?

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spent most of this looking at her bummy wummy lol

Renzo Gracie. Say what you want about the Gracies, but Renzo is super friendly and nice. He just exudes good vibes and charisma without it sounding forced, I'm not surprised his gym has become so successful.

I hear he doesn't teach often at his gym anymore, he's getting older and traveling a lot, but he's definitely a cool dude to train with.

You can't compare them, Kelvin isn't the established champion you retard. This is more like Till/Wonderboy or Ngannou/Reem.

I was honking buddeh

Well, imma finna boutta get that bag, that's for sure.

Hope someone gets fricking heemed on tomorrow, simple as.

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Renzo always seemed like one of the sane Gracies

Wtf does epo do

Eddie Bravo is a legit cult leader with 1000's of followers that love and respect him so much they would fuck your life up if he gave the word. He's a very powerful and dangerous dude.

Beta Callen is lucky that Eddie stopped at a scolding and finger press.

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lol

It's low-skilled hypetrain vs high-skilled experienced fighter once again. You gotta see those patterns mang. Israel is a chinlet on top of that.

good luck
jewing the jews outta money is alwaysa good thing

>DJ on my right, TJ on my left, and Marlon Moraes here on my waist
What did he mean by this

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Bryan Callen's father was on the Council on Foreign Relations, my guy

Better cardio. Used by long distance runners

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>Eddie Bravo is a legit fag
yup

sure doesn't help your chin we know that much
only way to improve your chin is through resistance training

Join the /heem/ whatsapp group for comfy MMA talks and racism

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Wake up, Honey. It's time to fuck another man.

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>only way to improve your chin is through resistance training
If that includes strengthening your neck and traps, then yes

Not racist me. There's only one race the human race (women not included).

Average dubtovturk

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I really really like this picture, mind if I save it?

Yamamoto could have been really good if she'd ended up at a decent gym. Krazy Bee is meme central, they don't even have an enswell in the corner

pftthahaha
based
heem is a safe place

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WTF! I LOVE JON JONES NOW

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that and this

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I'll tolerate gays but I don't like them

scroll up bro someone already posted this

>that fight iq
open with a kick to the cunt to set up a low feint head kick ko vs sheboon two weight classes up

I agree that Israel is a hypetrain but I am not sure Kelvin will be the one to end it. I think someone like Romero matches up better with him.

What would have been a correct move for this situation?

Oh...:/

chat.whatsapp.com/D0yxaoy9FUmHfw5FBjc3Ai

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>Homosexuals commit 45% of sexual assaults against children
you shouldn't

instagram.com/p/Bbr1yyShI8I/

The only way to condition your chin is to pre-chinlet yourself.

Holly’s barren womb isn’t giving birth to anything other than a 9 wk old fetus and a rotten placenta. It’s why Jeff divorced her. He’s so much better off without her. Fucking bitch, after all he did for her.

unlucky man it's tough but you gotta keep your chin up, b

gotta get heemed to give heems my man

I don't know if I'd call any of them sane. But Renzo seems genuine and sincere whereas guys like Rener kind of give off 'car salesmen' vibes.

Renzo is that rare guy that is such a people person and extrovert, he's actually happy to say hi and bullshit with random people for a few minutes. The kind of guy that is just happy to interact with people.

Good ole Jon, picking fights with middleweights and ducking men his own size.

I'll do better next time m8. I promise

Adesanya was challenging him. Not the other way around. FUCKING IDIOT.

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The funny part in this is that the black guy being the one who went soft on the other.

renzo stepped on an opponent's head on purpose. he's the fakest nigger in that entire fraud family

And Chad Mendes was challenging Brock Lesnar. It would be as retarded if Brock was trying to make that fight happen.

Yup, that's gotta be based from me.

False equivalence. Chad could NOT make it Heavyweight. Adesanya COULD make it to Light Heavyweight. Somebody get this retard off of heem

Source?

>145'er challenging 265'er is the same as a 185'er challenging a 205'er

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They have the same chance at being the champ in that weight class.

lmao i don't think you know how probability works

Ok so he’s aware of how he throws fights like a rested but does it anyways. What a brainlet

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why are your takes so consistently, deliberately bad? i’ve only seen you make one or two posts that made sense

I'm not saying he's a saint, I'm just saying he's a cool guy to train with. I'm sure Renzo would not apologize for stepping on an opponent's head, would make excuses, lie about it being an accident, and/or probably call anyone that even mentioned it a faggot. I'm sure he would step on my head in a fight or match and not think anything of it. Doesn't mean he's not warm and genuine to people he's teaching.

Is he crazy? Yes, they all are. Still, I would probably laugh more and have a better time if Renzo was teaching than anybody else. It's a tawlf one, but it is what it is.

Why is there so many cazzies who are mad at the fact that Jon was only good at beating MWs, and he was never able to beat a LHW fighter decisively?

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kino heem. Lindland turns to his back just to eat a nuke from Lawler

>I know you’re trolling but I’ll respond sincerely anyways

Do you think Joe is the type of guy to prep the bull or he just leave them doing their thing while he faps in the bathroom?

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Throw a hook with your arm straight

maybe they got paid more they could live a life of luxury like other athletes

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For 100%, Joe isn't in the room. He's the guy that just wants to hear about it all later. He's not comfortable enough in his lust for BBC to directly interact with his bulls.

based burger posters living up to the stereotype

throw a hook

Heeminder that Israel did 911, and Kelvin will bring justice to the occupied Palestine

Oh is Gus a MW?

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Umm, that's a No Contest, sweetie.

Also
>DC
>LHW

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*throws a hook*
*heems you stiff*

Heh, be careful what you ask for kid.

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Then they’d be rich but still dumb as shit
t. Gooby

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Seriously why does everyone here dislike Adesanya so much? He seems like a pretty chill guy to me

I just hate all lanklets, it's nothing personal.

So now you're mad that he beat HWs too?

LMAO, I actually forgot about the second fight. I don't know if a win can be considered decisive, when the other fighter just gives up.

He's black

>durr bicep not an important muscle xD
>yes it is, it allows your arms to flex. You flex your arm when you throw a hook
>HAHA U SO DUM!!

I’m sorry but racism isn’t allowed on heem, you have to leave now.

probably because he is:
A) black
B) clearly favored by the UFC

*yells at Dana*

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>ducking stipe this hard

Because he's massively overhyped. He's supposed to be this master striker, but he has no power and his striking is shit.

a bit cocky
in an unlikeable way, plus he fought an old man anderson

>black
>lanklet
>act like a zoomer but he's a 30yo boomer
>overrated
>lost to the italian guy

Israel fought at 220lbs before

You're just proving my point.

based schmo

oh come on HES WEARING A FUCKIGN RASH GUARD UNDER THE GI

is schmo gonna grown into schaub tier meme?

He was a human skeleton during the fight due to the weight cut. Every kick he threw was slow as shit and he was able to literally be pushed around. I'm guessing the team never tried the weight cut before and assumed he would be fine when he re hydrated.

I'd controversial unanimous decision everyone here

Yeah, the way he fell when Cejudo pushed him, you can tell he was absolutely drained.

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This guy post here 100%

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What's wrong with that?

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He just can't believe one man can be this based.

Why do u try so hard

>Adesanya heems Gastelum
>Adesanya heems Whittaker
>Adesanya heems Jones
all within the year

This is my first time seeing this fight and god damn why are some fighters so unaware of what their body is telling them (Best I've ever felt XD). Got pushed over with ease by a fucking flyweight.

Also autistic weeb. Tries to act hood/Nigeria heritage, but came from an affluent family

based and broken native pilled

the belts

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He would get wrestlefucked against Jon at that weight though.

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This

Is he a Jew?

He's beat light heavyweights before it's just boring to see him keep fighting middleweights when he's probably talented enough to beat heavyweights.

It's schmo, not shlomo.

He clearly is dogwhistling to his frens on /heem/

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Yeah, I think that would be an easy fight for Jon.

Do you think anyone would do that, just walk forward and throw a naked kick?
By the way, this is how Gastelum heems Adesanya.

*wins*

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The Max meme finally ends tomorrow

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This is my favorite timeline.

Why didn't you save him?

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yeah the weeb zoomer shit is offputting too

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I'm scared for Max, he's a chinlet and Dustin has heavy hands. Dustin+Kelvin parlay seems like a good value.

Why do people think Max is a good striker? He gets hit so much

In many ways Ortega won that fight

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>cutting to 183 just to look and feel like shit
what did poopoopeepee mean by this?

big output aka EPO

Beyond the cringe blessed talk Max is nothing but a little scared twink retarded hawaiian. Dustin round 2 heem.

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>getting taken down like that by Ortega
Khabib would kill Max

thanks for this image

Sometimes I think Switzerland is some kind of A.I. designed to make the worst posts possible. It's hard to believe that a real life human being could be so low IQ.

JUST

How the fuck did he already get fat and grow a depression beard

can current conor beat current max?

maybe if he lays off the booze for a couple weeks

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>Tyron v Lawler
Tyron takes it.

the schmo is reddit

>muh suspect chin
>muh no head movement

it's like clockwork with you retards whenever max fights

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Not a single whiteboi has won in the main event in 2019 yet (Gaethje is Mexican). Bet the farm on Holloway bros.

>based boi Tony is #11
rigged. champ shit only.

Lmao how is obese fried chicken man still above Mr. Bone in p4p

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oh for sure this guy with the same frame as my 150 pound stoner brother cuts 55 pounds, Usman doesn't stand a chance

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>#3 Khabib

LMAO, what an absolute joke.

205 Conor rekts him. Current Conor is a slow, flat-footed mess that would get dabbed on and possibly TKO'd late in the fight.

Wait a second... are Cejudo and Moraes fighting for the bantamweight title?

I keep seeing this comparison, how the fuck are people comparing Ortega the walking heavybag to Poirier the decent boxer but with zero head movement

underrated post

r*ddit hates him

I enjoy watching Dana cringe

Max probably walks around in the high 160s to low 170s, he usually looks kind of puffy outside of fights

cope

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Max walks around at 215

I don’t believe most of these stories about Danaher’ greatness. Dude’s basically a cult leader at this point.

smacks holloway is for sureup the with mount rushmerrs of all time

>Tear through the MW division
>Fight the most feared guy in the sport in recent years and basically dominate him
>Have to sit in the corner while GSP and Bisping jerk Dana off
>Go through hell and back to make a recovery and fight again
>Only option is to fight the same roided up monster that you already got past
>He beats the hell out of you, but you still manage to scrape by with the win
>Still below Conor, Kamaru, and Nunes on the rankings
Nah bee

Come back when your boy beats his first top 5 fighter.

I heard back in his days as a bouncer in NY he bounced someone’s head off the pavement and put them in a coma. That’s just rumor though. I’d watch my back around him for sure though

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>just straight up steroids?

Lol

Fight IQ through the roof

t. based gooby sleeps khabib in the first!

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>just noticed shevchenko lost to nunes
How the hell did this happen

If he did some muscle he could be a middleweight

>quintet allows knee reaping but not heel hooks
Why?

Conor wins the rematch

She was robbed

max is at least 300lbs outside camp

heeminder that max is jesus Christ back on earth

Never, shoulders too narrow.

>he's a chinlet
No?

No they’re fighting for the heavyweight title you fuckwit

I’m thinking you just spout retarded opinions for (You)s at this point

go fuck your self we /robbie/ here

>Conor wins if his opponent throws the fight
Schaubian esque is your intellect, b

I don't pay attention to weight classes you absolute cazzie

He talks like a retard but Holloway is actually pretty clever

youtu.be/yHAeZpvqp94

Robbie is a miserable sod, he needs to take Askrens advice, we get it you're tough.

youtu.be/qidT_aW-7dI
Alan Jouban is a really likeable guy, then again when that much of a Chad why wouldn't you be

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He has the perfect style to beat Jon Jones if he ever tries to become a jack hawaiian boi

Fucking StreetBeefs has better reffing

>max is a chinlet
>never been KO'd
>never even been wobbled

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based

He got wobbled by Aldo several times

He also got KO'd in training

I can’t tell if you being facetious or not. Most people do that. In some gyms you have to do that. Nobody wants to rest his face on your sweaty bare chest while they have you in side mount.

he seems to have it all figured out when he’s fighting midgets

>Alan Jouban is a really likeable guy
Yeah he's great, I like him a lot but I'm picking Grant. He hits too hard for Jouban I think. I know Jouban shut down Perry but Grant is much more technical and doesn't just rush forward leaving himself open.

Post a time stamp of him getting wobbled. Oh you won’t because he didn’t, you retarded Brit

>he needs a time stamp
>he doesnt even remember both Aldo fights
cazzie alert

He looks wobbled but really he just can't fight going backwards, Poirier is going to give him that Pettis treatment.

HEY WHERE ARE THE PICKS?

He only got wobbled once and in the first fight.

Reminder that Chael easily HEEEEEEEEEM Machida. 100%.

unironically to stop redditors from complaining

Helwani with his typical jewish questions
What the fuck man

emnbeded is out but I'm not linking it dorks

p4p is a pointless ranking only to hype up fighters

youtu.be/Kf2ypzQX_6U?t=1573

Dustin should go into voice acting.

Her groomer daddy Pat is so smug and proud. She's shamelessly admitting her dependence on him on a public stage, he's all her fragile bitch mind can think of.

Fuck I hope she loses the belt.

youtube.com/watch?v=4f68tbwa6us

Its tough my man

lol fuck you!!

based my man

How the fuck is this clown even allowed in there?

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Picking Max to finish Poirier in the 1st, that's my hot take

Dustin is going to be caught in the moment and Max is going to have a lot more power at 155. Drops him almost instantly with a 1 2 and then swarms on him. Poirier panics and brawls like he has done in the past and gets finished

Khabib and his mob are at it again

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I still don’t see max having knockout power at a slightly larger bw

It’s gonna be Ortega fight all over again, only porier probably inflicts more damage on max than Ortega

Wtf is the right image supposed to be today? There’s like no difference

Why most of these fighters have tacky tattoos ?
Smh

DC is a fat welterweight you dumb cazzie

ESPN deal my mans

>by Aldo
oh yeah and Aldo has a just a can my guys

i can see it too
but im mostly wrong
but when im right im right a lot

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Aldo is a can

They fight in a cage for a living, it's not exactly like they're known for making good life decisions lmao

You know the posters you always see UFC fighters having to sign? Where do you buy them, not the signed ones just the normal posters?

Also I always see fighters signing topps but I've never in my life seen a pack of UFC topps.

>G-Guys look, I got predictions right 1 time like 2 years ago!!!

He’s pretty similar to zabit except he can actually knock cans with his fists but yet he’s just a can crusher.

id be jealous too kid
its ok

Statistics indicate you’d be more likely to win multiple times in two years if you simply picked at random

New

DO NOT USE THIS THREAD, I HAVE A MUCH BETTER ONE ON THE WAY

Based
DC is without chicken is a flyweight
He is a hype job
Dagestan is closed every other day because they hunting down terrorists there

max bless

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>no difference

Look at his stomach and his arms

>bruh I'm like player 1 like the world is my video game bruh I'm the next andersong silva

topkek

Probably the worst bit of reffing I've ever seen.