*fridays with the bundesfrens edition*
>upcoming mätches:
FRIDAY 12/04
/bundes/
20:30 Nürnberg - Schalke
SATURDAY 13/04
/bundes/
15:30 Hannover - Mönchengladbach
15:30 Leipzig - Wolfsburg
15:30 Stuttgart - Leverkusen
15:30 Bremen - Freiburg
15:30 Dortmund - Mainz
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>jtom
ugh
Das Freibad ist der Ort, wo man auch im Sommer frische Pilze kriegt.
based
>Nübel, Nastasic, Stambouli, Sane, Caligiuri, Mascarell, Boujellab, Oczipka, Harit, Skrzybski, Burgstaller
>tfw that's the aktuelle deutsche Vizemeister
Union is soooo fucking stupid
1/3
Thorsten beste mann ja
>watching second bundesliga
>posting >le funny balding man meme
>dumbers
based
>schalke
>getting styled on by nermbech
>Nuremberg to stoopid to score sam goals
dum
Schalke is getting their shit pushed in kek
It's still offside even if the ball comes from the defending team unless they are intentionally passing to the opponent, right?
No, not if he literally intentionally deflects it like that. That would never be offside.
...
Damn shame Union conceded a silly penalty and a silly goal. they could have easily won that match. Good thing Hamburg's next oponent is Koln so it's most likely them getting a point at most. Heidenheim and Paderborn are closing in though.
proper abstiegskracher this
>first reaction after getting fouled is to roll into penalty area
is that Gezzy Tremmel commentating the second firstrow stream?
>Haller is still ded
wtf
I read up on it again and you're right. It depends on whether the defending player intentionally plays the ball or not, i.e. unintentionally touching the ball -> it's offside, intentionally touching the ball -> no offside.
>Schalke
>Schalke
classic >Schalke goal
>Sky setzt Talk mit Wontorra ab
REFBALL
Are you fucking kidding me? Clear goal
>NürnVAR'd
Now that’s what I call refball
>schalke
>nuremberg
>glubb
>Nullberg
What a spaghetti fest
>dübel
NÜBEL
Well saved, Nübel.
Schalke will lose if they continue to play like this
big if true
Alex Nübel, Deutschands frechster Torhüter
nübel > neuer
Schalke will lose if they concede more goals than they score
Schalke will lose if they happen to have more balls cross their goal line than Nürnberg
>weltfussball.de
B-B-BUT DORTMUND ARE THE GOOD GUYS REEEE!!
Thank you, based reinVARd for all the controversy
>Dortmund
>Fahren ohne Führerschein
name a more iconic duo
Damn that Anna Kraft thot..I'd eat her shit
>still haven't played Augsburg and Stuttgart
Schalke isn't getting relegated
Big muscular penises and speeding
>Wolf, Royce
What is it with duselmund retards? How hard can the StVO be in a country even my kurzsichtige oma has a driving license?
Not entirely accurate, the ball already crossed the line once but it's still 0-0
>imagine being so cucked to have a """""fanfreundschaft"""""
>imagine being so cucked to have a """""fanfreundschaft""""" with >schalke
absolute state I tell you. absolute state.
jerseys are kind of ok, tho tßh
hey now, mentally challenged people need friends too
All happened as an Eintracht player... Dortmund made him turn his life around
hands down the worst game i have seen in a while (and i watch schalke on a regular basis)
>19:09 poster detected
>aktieninhaber detected
But really, if you have aktien, pic related
Dooortmund und der FC Köln
holy fuck the black eye on that guy
Meet me at the Jahreshauptversammlung and say that to my face, faggot
Du hast nicht nur mein Leben gerettet, Braunauge; Du hast mein Leben erst lebenswert gemacht.
Chemnitz won today and have won promotion as Berliner AK, the only team able to catch them, doesn't want to get promoted
I'm no inhaber, but I'll happily meet you on a raststätte around dusemund a44/a1 kreuz and fuck you up/invite you for a meal (depends on your behaviour beforehand)
cheeky spring swims are the GOAT
only zoomers disagree
If you haven't already, watch the Wollitz press conference. Way more entertaining than the match, I promise.
facebook.
com/LausitzTV/videos/636909590088943/?v=636909590088943
Imagine being a salty shareholder with no friends irl
>37€ for an away ticket against HSV
fucking assholes I hope you stay down
Why doesnt Schalke just score?
just because >(You)r club has a """""fanfreundschaft""""" with another club, doesn't mean that (You) have friends irl, faggot.
nuremberg's passing is cancer
you now remember Harit literally murdering someone with his car
>clicking on gagbook links in 2k19
yeah, and then he laughed it off and everybody forgot.
Nürnberg has a big wall with giant towers, one does not simply score against them
how the fuck did they not score
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>copy and pasting a link is clicking on a link
NÜRNBERG WHAT THE FUCK MAN
ER HAT NEGER GESAGT
>Schalke
is so fucking bad, it's hilarious.
>€780 fine
I block anything cuckbook
please transcribe
no wonder kubo has 0 goal this season
What the FUCK is even that "Stimmung" da im Stadion? Absolutely non-existent.
kek he literally did not even touch him and got a yellow
imagine getting dominated by Nürnberg
Is Hubertus Stevens a fraud after all?
the fuck was that
>imagine Hanno Behrens is your star player
Its astonishing how fucking shit Nürnberg is and theyre still better than >Schalke
it's called fan chants, customer
>friedhosatmosphäre
>fan chants
pep guardiola wouldn't make a difference
Ich bereue diese Liebe schon t bh
It hurts
Özil looking good today
>Embolo
lmao
bet Breel "Cuck" Embolo is happy he chose Schalke over Leipzig
>dumbolo
My stream died, anyone got another german one?
you're finally free
>nuremberg
>schalke
that wasn't even offsides. lol
are you fucking blind
>you now remember Rudy
Where is the VAR?
Yes, but a good coach could
bet Sebastian "Cuck" Rudy is happy he chose Schalke over Leipzig
how is that offsides? his arm doesn't count.
>Schalke
>tfw Rudy is literally not better or worse than a Gnabry, Müller or Goretzka but he gets benched because he didn't get lucky and scored a goal at the right moment at bayern
Professional football is a joke. And I am certainly not talking about Rudy being top tier here.
>schalke
>Schlacke
FRANCE BTFO
based I
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Apologize for your lies
>S
>C
>H
>A
>L
>K
>E
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
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SCHALKE
>SCHALKE
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>SCHALKE
so typical
They will probably lose 2-0 or 3-0 now
>Nermberch
APOLOGIZE
>nuremberg
SCHALKE JUST UN>SCHALKE THEMSELVES WTF
Holy shit Nürnberg is so fucking retarded
eklahcS
UNSCHALKED
Based living in the past user
ok I will take that back lol
lmao wtf is the GK doing
Schalke is approaching Hamburg tier luck when they didn't go down to 2nd league 2 years in a row despite deserving it so much
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youtube.com
wirklich kein Abseits. lang lebe var.
I TAKE >SCHALKE BACK AND PROUDLY SAY
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BTFO
Based Gündogan
haha
>based
green voter detected
Confrimed shitposting on spee
Der Glubb is a Depp
>le eternal Fahrstuhlverein
just end yourself as a club
>tfw the user posting about losing weight is actually Götze
Based Günni
*spits on Gelsenkirchen*
walls gute mann amk
Not even a Nürnberg fan but I am seething that they didn't win.
that was red card worthy
And I told him to stop running
>90+9 goal incoming
>that last action
>schalke
Feels bad mane
>almost a million followers
>2 (You)s
sad
bayrische schalke
how many german followers tho?
das ist einfach so unfassbar schlecht. diese hurensöhne können für keine zwei pfennig fußball spielen. aus der letzten situation kannst du 3 tore machen was für missgeburten hoffentlich steigen sie ab
that was so awful to watch
True, Germans don't use Twitter much
he's from gelsenkirchen btw
based sammer dropping the redpills
he even played for schalke in his youth
stream
Can they do it?
0:0
free statpadding
what did sammer say
Death to all niggers muslims and jews
based
joar sag ich schon seit 6 monaten, aber mich zitiert deswegen noch lange keiner
Schalke is the comic relief of the bundesliga
no he's from Turkey you green cuck
Hummels had some really bad games this season
Mensch Markus > Ritas Welt
ladykracher > alle
watching die camper on plus right now
what's MMP up to these days?
montag morgens gelben schein bei dr.holiday klären um nicht beim arbeitsamt antanzen zu müssen
>unironisch 20 minuten dafür brauchen
naja weiBte
10 mins max you jealous faggot
Maybe time to get some new stickers, Vejle!
Lol
Holy fucking Based. KEK
triggered ur ass big time lmao u so mad
Is that you in the middle?
Nübel is the next GOAT btw
>Beim FC Bayern ist trotz der 5:0-Machtdemonstration gegen den BVB weiterhin Trainer Niko Kovac (47) im Zentrum der Diskussion. Vorstandsboss Karl-Heinz Rummenigge (63) verweigerte zuletzt eine Job-Garantie. Präsident Uli Hoeneß (67) traf sich danach im Münchner Edel-Restaurant „Käfer“ mit Kovac und stärkte ihm den Rücken (SPORT BILD berichtete).
>Der Kampf um Kovac ist auch ein Machtkampf zwischen Rummenigge und Hoeneß.
>Auch das Team ist gespalten, was Kovac angeht. ESPN berichtet von den Aussagen eines anonym bleibenden „hochrangigen“ Bayern-Spielers über Kovac. Seine Spiel-Vorbereitung sei „wie bei Ancelotti“. Was als Vorwurf zu verstehen ist, denn der Italiener war in München nicht für Akribie und taktische Finessen bekannt.
oof
>ESPN
It's Bild so I assume they double checked with one of their own sources
>Hoeness brought Pep but also Kovac
>KHR brought Ancelotti and wants Kovac out
Which one of them is worse?
Ancelotti could have worked with a team that isn't versaut
>i-it's not like it was with Jupp, fire him!!
boomers go
lmao
I already said that, you illiterate
peak /bundes/
JZ R0CHTS
DER MUSS WEG
hob gfapt
jz 0n r0nsaufen
good morning time to go to work
what do you work fren
Warum so Tod? Guckt heute keiner comfyrenz?
>more than 2 hours till the matches start
schnarchi
>Bitcoin Arena
Borussia Dortmund: Darum muss BVB-Profi Marius Wolf blechen
Demnach habe das Gericht in Kitzingen ein Verkehrsdelikt vom März 2018 verhandelt, also vor seinem Wechsel zu Borussia Dortmund. Damals soll der BVB-Profi auf der A3 im Landkreis Kitzingen ohne Führerschein am Steuer erwischt worden sein.
Wie die Zeitung berichtet, hätte Marius Wolf seine Fahrerlaubnis zu diesem Zeitpunkt eigentlich schon zurückhaben können. Doch die Behörden hätten nach zahlreichen Verkehrsdelikten zeitweise den Überblick verloren.
where is best /bundes/-better and what should I bet for the Konferenz?
PADERBUNDES
Based Wolf
>habe seit gestern beim Training leichte Schmerzen im Knie
fuck no no no no
I've witnessed this way too often, I know where this is going, fuck fuck fuck
Not him but I bet on Leverkusen to beat Stuttgart. The odds are Pretty decent.
Why is Düsseldorf in 10th place?
good morning
>woke up just in time
nice
>tfw hungover
>tfw have to drive autobahn for about 1.5 hours soon
>tfw gonna miss bundes
Don´t drive drunk
not drunk anymore. just feeling like shit desu
yes hello lads im finally here
>15:30 Dortmund - Mainz
Fuck you
go away
Hahaha, sucker.
no u schwuchtel
:^)
time for a beer
basé
Ich krieg hier gleich nen Rappel, schießt mal n paar Tore ey!
she looks like she drinks her own piss. nasty bitch
Give Stuttgart your power
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>Ich krieg hier gleich nen Rappel, schießt mal n paar Tore ey!
top milf.
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>dominated my mates at billiard last night
>banged a cutie grill later that night
>woke up just in time for bundes
comfy
>15:30 Dortmund - Mainz
fuck stuttgart and fuck stuttgarter people
havertz sieht aus wie ich uezs
o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/
Kein Bier vor vier :DDD
t. Havertz
just for schalke to further go down
g0l
>Golfsburch
t.
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BULLED
ja nur grüne augen und noch blasser mit paar sommersprossen
ERA OF THE STULL
>20cm pullermann
fühlt gut
dicke nudel > spaghetti
>Lars Stindl is fucking dead
What the fuck.
Bad news everyone, with only 4 games in 5 matches (0,8 average) we are currently far behind the desired 3 goals per game average.
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me top right corner
SABITZER SABITZER SABITZER
deutschland lebt
hello /bundes/
love /epl/ x
Is footybite kill? Where will I go now to watch bundes
based
>two years ago Werner finished the season with 21 goals and 7 assists
>currently at 14 goals and 5 assists
what happened?
*pumps my dick into you're moms pusy*
say it with me:
Era
Of
The
Bull
aua aua meine ohren
That sounds extremely painful.
exposed
Als Bayer Leverkusen musst du deine Spiele gewinnen.
>esswein
people used to rate him couple years ago lmao, fucking hell
Dachter Max Kruse wäre Pokerspielen?
miring these big balls
Should I fap to Valentina nappi or someone else?
They look like you could just pull them off.
someone else
steffi aus moers
trump
In a snow storm right now, anyone else? Time to get comfy
...
had snow in the morning, now the sun is shining
zzzzzZZZzz
nö not me
But whom?
Nö
>lolland
>Volland
based Zieler
3 goals per match autismo getting nervous sweats
imagine asking for a stream and not even saying thank you
fucking nerves on this la
>0-0
I must admit, it's not a good day for me so far.
SCHRÖDER WZF
time for a nice cup of warm semen for halftime
>Inb4 bayern bails out the bundes by scoring 5 and still conceding an own goal and a corner goal
Thansk
Jules
Thats not a girl’s name
We need 27 goals and so far we have 4. Not even Bayern can do that alone.
We need a hammergeile second half or I see schwarz.
>Massenschlägerei vor Spiel in Stuttgart: 40 Bayer-Fans festgenommen
Sounds like the away block will be empty :D
>lolland
>flag
>speaks about girl's names
you better be quite Jeanne-Michelle LaFaguette
>LaFaguette
kek
There are still 4 more games after these though. Could be doable but of course this is assuming the others score at least 1 each this half
nope
I just turned back in, why is Pavlenka out? He barely did anything in the first half.
>Weiter geht's! Wir müssen verletzungsbedingt wechseln. Stefanos #Kapino kommt für Jiri# Pavlenka und gibt sein @Bundesliga_DE-Debüt!
BULLED
oh
this
>Hangover
based Raffael
BundeZzzzzzz
he was bored and fell asleep
Why Germans are so boring and are loving work so much?
p0nliche spiele
SCHIEBT MAL TORE JZ
ERA
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perfect table now
because if we work we won't have to watch boring /bundes/
H A V E R T Z
Watch neverkusen concede 2 now
I guess zis is truth
Kai "Kai Havertz" Havertz
>Weiser
Castro more like Castrop-RAUHxel
verstehste?
what the fuck
Why does Castro always concede penalties against his former clubs?
inside job
>(S)he doesn't know
Honestly Kohfeld is going to be the next big german coach, I don't mean like Klopp always getting 2nd place
Anja Juliette Laval
>Castro
Lmao
Let him be the next big Bremen coach first.
is this qt blonde milf some minister form germany?
Jesus Christ neverkusen defend like toddlers
Fapped to all of her scenes already, she have only like 6 anyway
BREMEN
OoPS!
STREAM IS OFFLINE
Retrying in 5 seconds
>Da könnten sich für Bremen jetzt Räume öffnen, die sie bisher noch nicht hatten, weil das Schwarzwälder Nadelholz zu einfach zu dicht um den Freiburger Strafraum stand.
Based Kommentatoren-Metaphern.
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also wie immer bei dir
>8 Tore in 5 Spielen
Hmm. Something could still be possible here.
ne aba bei dir moruk
the online turkfacing needs to stop!
Selber selber lachen alle Kälber!
Reddit bull Leipzig
>doofberg
WEW
haha feinstes mett
CHIMP OUT
Havertz should have been sent off though?
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
Yes
walla was sag dir scheis kartofl
>Havertz
probably some insults directly in front of the ref
Have rtz
His twink Swedish bf is ded. Also based paula is scoring whenever he feels like.
Still the best striker Germany got tobbihannes
BIG STRONG BOSZ
I hope Havertz stops turning into a nigger
>the horrors of Hannover
>the shooter of Stuttgart
>the frighteners of Freiburg
>the doomers of Düsseldorf
who can stop us?
>only bundes team to have defeated bayern in 2k19
>trolol small teams babies xDDDDD
typical argie subhuman
fun fact: not a single team in the bundes deserves to play Europaleague next season.
Yes, but Havertz deserves to play the champions league next year
>one lucky win
>e-era of the Bosz
I know I should follow vargs advice here
Time for some real bundes.
but you didn't?
can't tell which post is more obvious shitposting
>i-it was luck guys I swear
lmao
Unsere Bank für #BVBM05: Hitz - Zagadou, Toprak, Schmelzer, Dahoud, Philipp, Alcácer
this alcaca contract sure paid off
why would I be shitposting?
Pisscheck injured again?
That match highlighted how important Thiago is for Bayern
Rick tig
Mateta finna dab on the shareholders
Tbf we lose to the top team always in the last years
obviously you can't defeat every top team with shit defenders who let every ball passes through them.
>tfw the Champions League spot slipped again
0:9-KLATSCHE GEGEN BRASILIEN
WM-Aus für
deutsches FIFA-Team
This was not a penalty right? Var is so unreliable and its not worth going through the hassle if we still get shit like this on the reg.
>This was not a penalty right?
Nope, the field ref didn't even watch the replay. Based VAR wankers.
Germans should stick to low budget first person shooters, it brings out the best in them.
oh okay, apparently the white nigger spat on Havertz.
state of this league uezs
Wasn't there a better coach than Favre available for Dirtmund?
kovac?
>every aktieninhaber in front of the tv
Time for einkaufen and meeting friendly people ugezs
>shopping on a saturday evening
slob
yes #metoo. also why are Paprikas so expensive?
It's what lazy saturdays are for.
Same here, muss mir noch ein billiges Steak holen, das ich mir dann morgen vorm Punktspiel ehm reinpfeifen kann.
Viel Spaß an der Trinkhalle du dummer Blauer
Gotta go to Aldi soon
Btw I'm the type of niBBa that enjoys grocery shopping
>It's what lazy saturdays are for.
but it's wednesday user
basé
If I were a Burger I would do all my einkaufing past midnight
Are you a Hartz IV Empfänger?
Not rly possible...
mfw my gf thinks sednign me grocery shopping is a punishment for me
Reminder that /bundes/ is BVB thread.
cool
OH SHIT
@92032332
'no'
hat jemand einen stream für mich :>
the only store that I know that would allow that in my area is walmart
>Having a good
I'm jealous, also I never had a girlfriend
Bummer. I thought all supermarkets in the US were open 24h.
r/redditsoccercity/
na klar lass es dir schmecken *unzips dick*
>Watching two streams, one with only video and one with only audio.
Danke Mergl
lol
ganz schön kleines ding. bist du zufällig ein bayern-fan?
danke. hatte vorhin geschaut und nur manchester gefunden.
Then your just watching one and listening to the other
not in my experience. if you want to do your grocery shopping at those hours walmart is your safest bet.
Turn on Netradio
yeah, thanks for clarifying
JADON SANCHEZ!!!
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I am watching this game on the computer while my sibling plays farming simulator 19 on the big screen
TOOORRRR
>lol why would I post in English on an English website lol wtf haha
walla guckt euch mal den fetten ösi an, hat zu fiel torte grefressen
based
SANCHO DOPPEL PANCHO!
the most dangerous lead
How will the burger ever recover
every time dortmund or eintracht plays
Sancho Hattrick reinkommend
if basel dont win against grasshoppers today, young boys will win the super league. game starting now
>11 goals in 6 matches
Komm schon, da geht noch was!
>In der Halbzeit bestätigte RB-Geschäftsführer Oliver Mintzlaff beim TV-Sender Sky, dass Werner seinen Vertrag in Leipzig nicht verlängern möchte.
nobody in the world cares
please don't come to bayern
I really hope they bench him
who caaaaaares
Götze is great today
?
They'd be the earliest champions ever, right?
welcome to FC Bayern München
bundes is the worst community on Yea Forums desu. slow, boring, unfunny, virgins
if only they could have been great last week :/
Ah yes, you just encountered your first shareholder. Say something nice about him.
naja wenn du nicht da bist geht's
they could have
I'm no virgin
you are 6 years late to have fun in here
q.e.d., thx for proving my point
yes. basel holds the record atm with 24th of april in the 01/02 season
thanks
/bundes/ is the only good thread on Yea Forums, brainlet
ok now go back to transfermarkt, Shawn-Malte Sojamüller
>92033013
hat nichts mit Bundes zu tun, du Fettsack
Bayern will slip and they will seethe as if they deserved the league
It's kind of funny to me, that after around a decade of Basel domination, it's this YB team that suddenly goes super dominant on the league, even more so than the Basel teams of years ago. Really shows you what a great job Spycher has done
imagine seething in /bundes/ unironically
>spycher
dont fall for this meme. its all adi hütters work
Just got home.
FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!11
>he keeps proving the point
based /deutsch/ retard
someone quick make a new thread and use this pic before the burger or björn-olaf make something retarded
Also what's with Favre? Now he lined up the way I expected him to against Buyern... Is this 4D chess?
You can't deny his work either. They've barely made a bad signing in the last few windows. And that looks set to continue with them already having replacements for Mbabu, Benito and Von Bergen
Söyren pls
Basedren
wer ist das überhaupt?
virgin
just avoid collapsing in the second half this time
>choker
WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!1
Do people from Zurich ever get confus with zurück and are always back?
...
is he really a nazi?
>American humour
never been there, little seether. now get your vagina out of here.
nice try, virgin
Sie musst zurück zu Zürich :DD
fick dänemark fick usa
macht /bundes/ groB wieder
>matchday tourist sperging on /bundes/
ah the usual
sure, virgin, sure
have a (YOU)
Wieso ist das wichtig?
>groB
Honestly you Deutsch fags are pure cancer
nach zürich, retard
this. i can’t believe i have to agree with the american virgin, but he is right.
Why
FUCKING BRUUN LARSEN!
TOM +BSE ZUM 3TEN
Du machst lieber ein dreier
Während du deinem Kommadante einen bläst steckt dir der hamster im hintern
stroll on matchday tourist
/deutsch/ is fucking deprived to be honest with you. one of these lads will shoot up his school soon enough, something needs to be done, not even lying
uff
na wie mett biste
put another one in the back
sancho thinks hes too good for this team
Bruun Larsen's been garbage today. Managed to make the wrong decision every time
He needs to have one good game against Bayern before growing an ego.
he's just not top quality level. he's suited to a team like freiberg or hoffenheim
Thorsten walte deines Amtes amk
not the best angle
MAINZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
fuck
He did in the home game though. It's not his fault Reus and Alcacer couldn't convert a tap in.
>when you have 2 CBs playing as fullbacks but a DM playing at CB
4D Chess
dortmund choking the meisterschaft now.
>not that they have any chance
Will Mainz pull another Hoffenheim on Dortmund
hold onto the lead guys
four minutes
any other team would have destroyed Dortmund in this second half
fuck Duselmund desu
this defense is so suspect
This. So much this. We don't deserve the Meisterschale. Favre OUT!
it’s not favre it’s the mentally unstable shitters on the pitch. today the lineup was okay
>jz 0ntausend Gramm HONGKONG NUDELN MIT MILDEM CURRY GESCHMACK
Anyone watching the Seville Derby?
am now
>Basel
one FCB down
Based
Real Benis represent
Me too. But in all honesty can they do it? Benis has been really inconsistent
oops meant this for you
last game i watched was the Barca raping
my expectations are pretty low
They havent looked too good since then. They were shit against Sociedad, Rayo and Villarreal. Unless Benis sub Jese off they dont look like they have much of a chance.
>Jese
BENIS :DD
He wasnt this bad the previous weeks
fuck
>Benis
only just realized that this is /bundes/ lol
this is temporarily /Seville Derby/
>Moron
mach mal wer neue ja
member when Tello was the next big thing at Barca?
Benis has good taste
FACKIN HELL LET"S GO ROYAL BENISSSSSS
rude
Yo are correct fren it's Morón. Loren Morón
SO CLOSE, but it was not mean't to be
since noone else made it
trips edition
nice