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>WDC Standings V. Bottas 44 L. Hamilton 43 M. Verstappen 27 C. Leclerc 26 S. Vettel 22
>WCC Standings Mercedes 87 Ferrari 48 Red Bull 31 Alfa Romeo 10 Haas 8 McLel 8
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 158 (160 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 82
>Hund status: Ferrari International Assistance is keeping us down
>News: New Merc front wing banned by FIA Blyat with new engine Gimi goes full comfy mode and say F1 is more of a hobby than a job Monza asking for shekels Vettee being a bro to Toro Rosso Ferrari still believes Vettee has better chances of getting a WDC
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position To be fair to him, most pole positions are scored during qualifying and not the race, except in meme feeder series.
based FUCK JANNIES no, definitely last season bc he was leSPIN. too early to tell if hes grown out of rookie mistakes rn, esp because of everyone is chimping out over him rn.
no thats the osterre-I MEAN lombardi, guenther steiner. and cyril is his french one. even arrivabenis was tall. all of them almost the exact same height
i think he'll do well because during his one-day renault test in 2017 (and the one-day test with williams at abu dhabi), his race pace sim times were very good. his one-lap pace wasn't, but he's had time to refine that during 2018. yes he hasn't raced in 8 years but so far he's near enough slotted right back in.
Wait, if you lost your memes, where did yo get that Wojack?
Easton Peterson
are these... are these his right hand fingers gripping steering wheel? :O
we can't know if he's going to do well, but we do know hamilton and alonso rated kubica on their level. robert himself thinks he can show the same performance as before accident and he's no bullshit guy, real talk only, lemme quote him: >i have more to lose than to win coming back to formula 1, because if i don't deliver i will be the first one who failed and i don't want to fail anymore
Ryder Gray
how was that meme born? did max made some racist behaviour?
Anthony Rodriguez
Alfa installed Gio's engine incorrectly :DD
Jaxon Foster
i'm not at my pc so i can't view his spain 2018 onboard to compare but it looks like it.
he's like 3-4 seconds off pace, so his dick must be enormous
Jaxson Taylor
It just occurred to me what a godsend Carrie is to a race engineer >no height = low centre of gravity >weighs naturally less so can use ballast in important places instead >only hurdle is to get her see something else than the sky
Jason Carter
>Carrie in ADAC GT CARRIE TO M-SPORT BENTLEY TEAM IN BLANCPAIN WHEN W H E N
>not fireproof >soles are too chunky >flimsy and unsupportive around the ankle take your pick
Nicholas Perez
imagine getting a hold of her seat mold
Robert Harris
Looks like there will be no more youtube Super GT coverage
Super GT deciding they want to commit sudoku
Jose Roberts
>no more Sam explaining itasha or shilling for NISMO >no more red car, blue car GTR shenanigans >no more fucken awesome racing at least there's still Super Taikyu
Alexander Lewis
Fuck your poetry I want cars.
Easton Gray
Nismo TV is now dead so if a deal does get done for the new channel it would be Sam free of shackles of Nissan and allowed to call them shit.
no wonder FIA banned Mercedes front wing :DD oy vey
Joseph Murphy
Handsome lad
Levi Bell
>"They’re ballistically fast on the straights and they’re obviously carrying a lot of wing as well so it’s down to us to try and catch them. "But they are certainly the gold standard at the moment. It’s impressive even compared to a Mercedes."
last time i've checked christian horner was aston martin red bull racing honda team principal
Evan Hill
Ffs, memeing it made so that I can't tell JJ from 8 anymore
His last full season in racing was in 2016 so I don't judge him yet.
Jordan Rogers
>praises both Ferrari and Merc in 1 line Damn i guess TAG Aston Martin Redbull Racing Honda is the real underdog
Chase Wilson
Probably is a slow starter. Needs to sort himself out and compose himself and he should eventually get good results. However, if Mick is in a good spot to win the F2-championship, he might get another Alfa Romeo-season and that could hurt his morale. If he thinks he's likely to stay here for longer than one full season, then I can see him get a lot better around the mid-point.
Xavier Peterson
>not fireproof Rarely any fires in F1 nowadays, plus you can just modified the texture >Soles are too chunky Sounds like a fatty problem. F1 drivers are rarely worried about soles. Most can definitely rock high tops >flimsy and unsupportive around the ankle Once again, the hightop is comfy and protects higher than Puma, plus it’s also a fatty problem ‘Stralia, you’re a chub aren’t you?
Gabriel Price
cool quote from christian horner! but i wasnt talking about it sweaty...
>Implyng fire safety isn't mandated by FIA >Implying drivers don't need and want the thinnest sole possible to feel the pedals better >Implying drivers don't need and want ankle support while driving 'Murica, you're a brainlet aren't you?
Colton Hernandez
He has been a bit unlucky but he didn't exactly shine either; he needs experience, and for the sake of his career he needs to shorten his race gap with kimi.
Juan Baker
>The rowdy “We’ve Got to Try” is one of the most satisfying club bangers Rowlands and Simons have dreamed up in ages, with a serpentine acid squelch delivering the type of buzzsaw drop that French brutalist Gesaffelstein failed to provide on his latest; paired with its sentimental courageous-canine video treatment, it’s the rare Chem Bros crowd-pleaser that stands to trigger the tear ducts.
Liberty Media not only saving motorsport, but music as well
I’m just saying, you can deffo up that f1core and not look like a total mong. You can simply add some mods to meet all FIA regulations. Plus I’d total want to rock vans if I was a cool f1 driver....
>eat my ass Looks like someone here is also a normalfag
Dominic Johnson
Poor verstapen, taken out by nazis
Ayden Jones
vans are girls shoes, pls leave
Parker Nguyen
You're aa fucking plebeian if you think that track is gopd. Is fucking trash. It's average when examined in vacuum and falls to SHIT TIER when examined in cotext of its inspiration material.
John Moore
Doesn't every burger wear those?
Eli Reyes
kek
Jace Evans
>nb 80s sneakers out of fashion for around 4 years m2^3
Jason Ross
>There are adults who proudly wear children's shoes.
yikes
Alexander James
Fat burgers are the prominent ones who ALL have a pair.
William Nelson
>tfw keds stopped making men's shoes
Isaiah Scott
t. buys a shirt because it has supreme printed on it
Justin Phillips
>fat burgers
Isaac Watson
There’s a difference la You have your regular burgers then there’s FAT burgers Kinda like your SOUF/NORF lads
Logan Perry
Regular burgers are fat though, and norf/souf are one in the same.
Logan White
lads, how many more races do >we give ricciardo to adapt to the renault?
Alexander Turner
6
Carson Martin
unironically liked that F1 reacts video, brudnle is such a cuck though, he STILL cant bring himself to say spain 16 was hams fault.
Henry Reed
after Catalunya
Jayden Myers
>show Suzuka 89 >don't show Suzuka 90 really makes one think.........
Evan Bennett
>they booted Chad Arivabenis for this ugly virgin Jew
he says kubica is a neo-nazi for choosing 88. he wanted 8 but it was taken by grosjean.
Dominic Gomez
some retard on the internet thinks Kubica is literally Hitler because he chose 88
Gavin Price
>i just wish he would come out of the closet and embrace his sexuality He can't because he's a devout Christian
Chase Russell
Would it work if I invite a girl back to my place to Netflix and chill but I don't have a TV or Netflix and instead we just watch morningstream F1 quali on my laptop?
>replace eardrums fucking earlets I swear I've had mine blown out by andy c, had tinnitus for a month but nothing ever when I came back from a race weekend
>country with a big neo-nazi problem fucking idiot and fucking western anti polish propaganda. How can we have neo nazi problem when nazis killed 6 million of us in 1939-1945? Being patriotic and loving your people and country is not nazism.
Ethan Perry
It is if you are white, have you been living under a fucking rock? We have no history, no culture, we were literally living in caves until a magical sandnigger in space saved our people.
Oh, wait..
Jacob Parker
>It is if you are white >muh victimhood complex
Liam Cooper
Fucking clown world.
Austin Torres
You couldn’t fit a ’snowflake’ in there faggot? You’re getting lazy and weak, you should lay off the onions for awhile bud.
Aaron Foster
The aussie with /pol/ living rent free is the worst poster in /f1/
Henry Brown
He has autism. Be kind to the lad.
Colton Morales
>sperging about how hard it is for white people in a thread about /f1/ >somehow I'm the worst poster and people are living rent free in my head
lmao sure thing sweetie
Hunter Moore
>Retard whining about kubica >/f1/ calls it bullshit >this is /pol/ now
>Gimi goes full comfy mode and say F1 is more of a hobby than a job based gimmi :DDD
Jaxon Wood
Expect I was responding to this post that had nothing to do with the Kubica subject, you fucking moron. And I never mentioned /pol/.
Stop trying to make yourself less unpopular by attacking me, Pajeet.
Kevin James
the gay is on the loose!
Camden Gutierrez
we don't like either of you.
Ryan Garcia
The difference is I'm not trying to make you like me.
Isaac Martinez
>a idgaf whats in fashion >b id never take fashion advice from a toothpaste >c i guarantee you dont even know which pair of nbs im talking about. and id never tell or show you because theyre dope and rare and part of my own style
Australians are literally the worst human specimen you can find, travelled to vietnam last month and they are the most hollow, simple and stupid people you can find. It goes like this >be australian >be a stupid fuck by nature >get drunk every day >decide to travel to other country, totally different culture and whatsoever >all you do is go to those shitty backpackers hostels in the big citties, get put in you small biome full of your other troglodyte bros, and not leave until you travel to the next hosel >get drunk everyday >live in your fucking bubble for the whole trip >all your interaction with other human beings are shitfaced, cannot talk about anything else that going to parties and getting drunk >vocalise like a fucking idiot, cannot for gods sake pronunce a single consonant, all you speak are throaty vocals that sound like you are a down syndrome being drown >get back to your stupid desert >keeps getting drunk >probably dies of cirrhosis
You are garbage, how can you live such a meaningless life is imposible to imahine for me, you are nothing more than a parasite, and people thinks danny ricciardo is hilarious and charismatic, hes nothing more than your regular retarded aussie, he was LITERALLY talking to a 5 year old about going to parties the other day in that daniel avocado video. You sadden me australia, more than you irritate me, Its just sad, what a waste
That being said, something to think about for your afternoon nap, Juan, is that the advent of the mining boom, combined with cheap flights to Asia, led to what's now known as "cashed-up bogans" discovering international travel, or that there is more you can use your passport for than trips to Bali for cheap braids and Bintang singlets. Don't judge all Australians from those you see in a Viet hostel, it's intellectually lazy. Much like it would be for me to finish with a "and I won't say all Spanish women are sluts because your mum blah blah..."
Evan Sanchez
She would look good with her head rested on my shoulder, her back against a wall and her legs off the ground, while she whispers "oh to hell with it, don't worry about pulling out,"
Carson Flores
>giving an obvious troll post >(You)'s instead of just reporting it that's a yikes from me
Connor Myers
>@Nick Cassidy >I had a meeting with GTA about it yesterday. Unfortunately there is zero interest to show viewers outside Japan a live streaming service, except until 3 weeks after the race. Couldn’t believe what I was getting told..
Based Nick caring about the fans. Very shameful of Japan though.
@92015819 >the troll ppst 40 mins ago >your whiny reply 20 mins ago
Aaron King
>buxton says that >vocalize fuck you kmag earned a fan right there and i tolerate fat john now
Xavier Wright
cahm on get
Brody Ortiz
>@ >he's STILL upset
Thanks for proving my point.
Dylan Johnson
TV coverage is go.
Dylan Jones
nazis? you guys dont have the biggest problem. White supremacists? yea, you guys have a problem there. makes sense tho, knowing y'alls history. I dont like it, but y'all aint alone in doing it
Jacob Martinez
>three 86's in 3 different gravel traps 2 minutes in to qualy my sides are in orbit
Noah Smith
As an 86 owner I'm definitely not seething.
Parker Harris
>goes in the gravel trap >causes a red flag >gets pulled out >doesn't go in to the pits
I totally didn't have to google it to double check the double e was the woman...
Samuel Long
>White supremacists? yea, you guys have a problem there There is no problem. We dont want to reign supreme above anyone, only in our country, which is 99.9% white. Is that a bad thing?
Michael Morris
yes gibe mony plox
Julian Hill
how much should I be spending on new condition minichamps 1:43 of cars from 05-07?
Don't take a chance, it won't be MWL necessarily so not worth missing.
Carter Kelly
>also what's the strategy to winning ebay auctions?
Don't bid until the last second. Bid once, and bid the max you're willing to pay. You're only being a moron and jacking up the final price by bidding before then.
There's also apps and website that will do it automatically for you now.
Colton Perez
so who wins if multiple bidders are using such apps?
Brody Turner
thats what i do too irish greekbro, if i stay up ill fall asleep at 5am, if i goto sleep ill miss it so do whatever senpai.
Whoever bid the most, last. You also have to beat a bid, not equal it to be the winner.
Jaxson Hill
thank you is there any particular app you'd recommend or should any front page google result be fine?
Luis Torres
I'm not really up to date with them. I haven't used anything like that for years. I just do it manually because I really buy anything on bid, and enjoy doing it manually because I'm an aspy neet.
Liam Gomez
Fuck up your sleep unless you literally work on Saturday
Asher Gonzalez
Alright I just came home from a bit of drinking and playing cards with the lads and have my alarm on for Quali. Should I just go to sleep or try & wake up he missus for some in&out shenanigans?
Ian Allen
>Not fucking during qualy
Jayden Wilson
Risk to high of missing Q3 (soon to be Q4 thanks librrrapty)
Carson Thomas
When is formula floersch and how do I watch
Ryder Roberts
Shit I love it when Boomer Car Masters wreck.
Kayden Lewis
Supercars Practice 3 due in 10 minutes pending track inspection and track repair
Connor Ward
LMFAO when it's F1 weekend you get your gay ass up whenever quali/race calls without complaining or G T F O of muh wroom wroom cars.
Brody Wilson
Is there any reason that Supercars uses the short pit exit instead of the MotoGP pit exit
Yes, Lewis is the best! Not only he is humble and shares his #love with everyone he is so passionate about F1 and proves everyone time and time again how absolutely dedicated he is! Besides he is so very handsome!
>watching F1 FP3 >also watching Supercars qualy >have audio on for F1 >Supercars muted >Croft starts trying to be funny >tehehehehe Johnny Herbert wears Spanks >mute F1 >turn on Supercars audio
Alexander Walker
>Rus +1.488 What did Ricciardo mean by this?
Evan Edwards
>Cooltard >implying it's ever cool to be a tard
Jeremiah Roberts
>australian """banter"""
Nathan Ramirez
owned
Lucas Cook
No, I don't have a weak mind.
Cooper Roberts
remember
Jackson Williams
is Gunther going to stand up Crofty at dinner tonight?
Nicholas Torres
>muh gimmick cringe
At least the Bahamian's gimmick about wanting to lick Ricciardo's bum was original and creative.
Jose Smith
Careful m8, I'm one of the few people who defend you ITT.
Luke Walker
Hahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha fuck Whincup
Parker Reyes
kek
Wyatt King
He's the casual flip that got pissed since he wasn't spoonfed He sticks like out like a fucking sore thumb
Alexander Flores
KUB is only half a sec. behind Russell instead of 1.5
APOLOGIZE
Matthew Rodriguez
Have I missed anything interesting?
Christian Torres
f1 pundits pandas
Jaxson Cruz
not really fp3 is boring af. Qualy in 2 bongs and 30 bings
Michael Richardson
There are some bulls on the track
Carter Allen
It's a shame that T8 is the official Holden team now, because I'd love to see Roland ragequit and switch to an OP Mustang mid season.
Connor Thomas
sorry kill yourself
Parker Ward
>Gasly BRING BLYAT IN ALREADY MARKO
Jaxon Hernandez
perfect
Jonathan Bennett
Fuck Pandas
Jason King
get in there Lewis
Kayden Phillips
furries
Landon Nguyen
Well, it's not like they're going to fuck themselves, even to save their species.
The leaf posted a pic of his own benis and got banned for CP
Noah Morgan
The Nazi is getting too rekt by Gimi, must be getting to his head.
Dominic Nguyen
Sharl ECLAIRE
Michael Rivera
moar like SHART le claire
Leo Barnes
>Holdsworth not in to Q3 in an LOLOLOLOP Mustang Hahahahahahaha what a shitter
Xavier Turner
>tfw you will never squeeze his eclaire and lick the cream that comes out
Kayden Hughes
BASED KUBICA
Wyatt Thompson
>and lick the cream *and chocolate that comes out
Christopher Nguyen
>dumb flip bit redundant dont you think
also checked im taking your get for this post
Jack Lee
>ASSLY
Justin Reed
>Williams do a qualy run >Still last Kek
Brandon Perry
I can't in my right mind possibly hurt the dicke, sorry, but I heard saliva is some sort of an anesthetic so I guess I can suck you until you won't be able to feel a thing!
Thomas Thompson
What's wrong with Haas, arguably best of the rest in AUS and BAH but nowhere here?
Samuel Edwards
Haas is always so up and down. One track they're best of the rest, next track they're giving Williams hope.
inb4 godlike Toro Rosso mechanics somehow fix it in 1 hour.
Jackson Harris
Is Rosberg going on the offensive now, or is it way too early?
Jaxon Lopez
I think they can still make it to qualifying
Ethan Adams
Bongs til quali?
Luis Taylor
Bathurst TAFE crew could fix that in an hour
Jaxson Collins
>falling for that
what'd he say?
>tfw adding Kyvat to my team for an easy 5 points
Jacob James
nope i get espn free. we americ*ns watch shows on a tv
Jeremiah Brooks
Simon Lazenby's reactions are always hilarious when some of the not so regulars say something out of the script >Yeah, yep, sure, very interesting BUT I'M SURE LEWIS HAS IT TOGETHER...
Nathaniel Hill
HALO SAVED HIS LIFE
Lincoln Jackson
RosGOD doesn't give a shit. Says it like he sees it. What a man.
Landon Nelson
He said it was not a good lap which triggered Lazenby
Jaxson Young
I don't because why would I ever give money to Disney
David Gonzalez
kek so true
Jordan Reed
See? Albon can still make it to quali
Camden Davis
>leaf went cutting his dick off shame >not putting your sport in a stream what the h*ck is wrong with you lads?
>free >f-r-e-e >FREE its through my moms amazon you dumbfuck, i dont give a dime to disney. im basically living the comfy neet life here at school with free f1. have sex
