/afl/

Game of Thrones Round - Ice Zombie Edition

Done:
Demons 15.10 (100) d. Swans 11.12 (78)
Magpies 11.12 (78) d. Bulldogs 9.10 (64)

Upcoming:
Sat

Cats vs Giants 1:45pm Kardinia Park
Bombers vs Lions 2:10pm MCG
Power vs Tigers 4:05pm Adelaide Oval
Kangaroos vs Crows 7:25pm Marvel Stadium
Eagles vs Dockers 6:10pm Optus Stadium

Sun
Suns vs Carlton 2:40pm Metricon
Saints vs Hawks 3:10pm Marvel Stadium

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>/gayfl/

lol

Just posting to preserve the Australian post ratio

Basedmond

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iglz

HEAVE HO UNNA

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>Game of Thrones round
>Marvel Stadium

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love the emoji game lads

Loins to finally get btfo tomorrow.

dees on premiership watch

...

for me, it's the yerrow pelil

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the virgin new south cuckman cocain user
the BASED West Australian meth addict

lmaoing @ your 45 minute high whilst I am having the greatest orgasm of my life after wanking for 9 hours

Based God South Aussie weed bro

>45 minute high
confirmed never touched coke in his life. 15-20 tops

This tbqh. Lasts like 10 minutes for me.

Basedbane tbqh lads

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Gonna get rekt, lad.

>essedone
>Gonna get rekt, lad.

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:(

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Being a Brisbane supporter since I was 5, so great to see them playing well.

Going to the game tomorrow with my mother, its a tradition of ours as she is an Essendon supporter, should be rad

kek

cheeky midnight gorge, essential omega-3s and Mercury and other heavy metals.

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>eat cans of tuna every day
>probably have mercury poisoning
Pretty delicious nonetheless.

lads

PIE GODS

ONLY

PIE GODS

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imagine being awake at 4am to defend megpiss
>27 (TWENTY-SEVEN) GRAND FINAL CHOKES
KEK, never change cuckingwood

dios mio...

lol

Giants
Bombers
Port
North
Eagles
Suns
Hawks

Cats
Lions
Port
Crows
Eagles
Suns
Hawks

Cats
Bombers
Tigers
North
Igz
Gold cunts
St kilda

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

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g-go crows

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based lad

lmao Heath Shaw having a sook

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Someone in this thread REALLY hates the maggies

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based fredposter

Does anyone have the image of all the funny team names from that streaming site?

got a few, I'll post em

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Thanks m8

>GVS Dzhaynts

this might be my favourite

that's all I've got

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got a bad feeling about tonight desu m8

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Gotta get those midnight kjs in to remain being a fatty, good work lad

fuuark delicious
pretty sure you'd have to eat AT LEAST 4-5 of the fuck huge cans a day to be even borderline in trouble. You can't get mercury poisoning without trying to get it.

who /dabloos/ here?

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I always get a bad feeling when we play. Being a Crows supporter is suffering.

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Amen to that

PIE GODS

SIDE BY SIDE

PIE GODS

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>magpiss

so do people really hate collingwood or its some meme thingy

youtube.com/watch?v=3m_fDDHx05Q

youtube.com/watch?v=pgzEUfW2L5c

youtube.com/watch?v=-e5ka5YyR3E

My /afl/ family

for me it's the

>Essendon Bombers

>essendon autocorrects to essenDONE on my phone

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The City of Greater Geelong sends it regards.

Lions are going to get fucked.

wish i could sniff the butthole tbqh

Look at it this way, if you win you get the 4 points.

If you lose, Carlton fall to the bottom of the ladder as the only winless team and you get one giant step closer to that #1 draft pick.

for me its Vest Koust

PIE GODS

THERE IS ONLY EVER

PIE GODS

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giants

based

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Indian girl wasn't at Dan Murphy's today lads

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so will peelong get over the greater western sydney giants?

cant stand peelong

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mighta chucked a sickie m8, try again next sat'dy

>these GoT ads
onions cringe

lel when did they word filter s.oy to onions?
the FAGGOT jannies and mods must be triggered to high heaven

freshie detected

Cats are going to thump GWS. In fact, if the Cats lose I'll never darken your general again.

my ressies side got smashed :(

that's what you get for wearing a headband you poof

umps are next level retarded this season what is going on, they aren't even trying to hide it.

Hate having expectations lads.

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>Giving the ump the don't argue

have faith in Neale and HipGOD lad, take my energy. Brisbane are a likeable team.

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Maybe I’ll be tracer

I’m already tracer

did Rohan have a dead kid too?

Bane?

Anyone who's using Kayo, if you change your DNS to cloudflare's ones it seems to quit buffering every 2 seconds

imagine using gayo

i am using cloudflare’s dns, but i’ve found that the buffering is a stream-by-stream issue.

poodelpoode
poospoone
poolton
poollingpoo
poossendon
poomantle
poopoong
poo poost poons
pooter poostern poodney
poothorn
poolpoourne
poorth poolpoourne
poort poodelpoode
poochpoond
poont poolda
poodney
poost poost poogles
poostern poopoogs

It begins

Essendon felt they were in charge

Cameron missed everything from there, fuckin hell

ESSENGODS

LADS

ESSENGODS

Just did a big smelly diarrhea in /nrl/ lads

BANE are FINISHED

paging the user who said he had heard some bombers horror stories recently (including bomber thompson) spill the goss pal

Nice of the umps to give Bane YET ANOTHER amazing comeback game.

brisBANE

more like brisFAIL

amirite?

Fucking little coon

Talking about Charlie Cameron? Yeah, he's hopeless in front of goal
t. Adelaide

calm down eddie

Loins are asleep
yeah he was 10m out no contest in front and put it out on the full

Eddie mentored Charlie to get him to kick better m8, sorta helped for a little while but not really

Yep. Classic Charlie

Eddie can't kick for shit m8

Not any more

t. babby’s first afl season

More like Cringebane

can you BELIEVE there are PEOPLE in this thread RIGHT FUCKING NOW who didn't believe me when I pointed out that bane are a bottom side who started their preseason early to cheese wins and had no hope v essendone who have finally started their season

basedbane??

>MUH BASEDBANE
KEK

did a poo lads

my local team is losing by 100 points

Keep posts on topic thanks

shut the fuck up richo

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>we'll
be fine once we go back to playing on hobbit grounds

b-asedbane l-lads

who thought the giants were 'contenders'?

still trust basedbane to pull through here

think the rise of skywalker might be good since sheev returns

space shit is as worse, if not worse than cape shit.

there's been a lot of suspicious bounces today tttt

>as worse

y-yuh syntax
trust a burger to be ignorant of a culture's drunken slang. truly pathetic

This Game Of Thrones shit on fox is the cringiest shit I've ever seen. Why do these out of touch fuckwits seem to outdo themselves every year with this shit

Update us when you next do a Brisbane lmao

I'll wait for Straffo's verdict before I make any calls

dons slowing down
can literally feel the incoming lions comeback

what happened to heritage round?

replaced by sharia round

ESSENGODS

I thought you didn't like things of considerable age

wtf is going on with BASEDBANE? dont lose to these injector essonflogs

It's over, eat a dick cuntbag. Pissbane WILL NEVER make the 8

just heard that they stopped some footy matches in Victoria so the players could watch Winx
chad move imo

What's wrong pissbane faggots? nothing to say that's fucking right THOUROULY AND COMPREHENSIVE LY EXPOSED

Why is this Jockey's lips bleeding?

All things must pass

Roses are red
Bitcho’s a crook
Brisbane Lions are
Psychologically cooked

>basedbane

lmaoing at these frauds

why did it have to be against the bummers

brisbane just need a reset
will kick a bag right after half time

Remember when everyone (especially me) was worried about the expansion teams winning 10 flags in a row because of the fuck ton of draft picks they got? That went well.

>ESSENFLOGS

wish I were a 10/10 slutty thot with leather tights, giant tits, thigh high boots and a crop top. would like to be dicked by all the aussie trips

Dubs for Fremantle and Dardy McCrafty kicking five goals.

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Was kinda hoping the God Squad Suns would win one, obviously didn't turn out like that

>caring about horse racing
Cringe.

jokes on the betting companies

i don't have any money to gamble responsibly

still thinking about putting a bet on that an expansion side will win a flag before Fred

Dunno 'bout you lads, but I say nup to the cup

GWS will get one before Fred IMO

Even the saints will get one before fred, they are perpetual losers in every sense of the word.

ALL SINNERS THAT CONVERTED TO FAGANISM MUST REPENT.
YOU HAVE BEEN LURED BY A FALSE PROPHET.
SHAME. SHAME.

so glad sebbo doesn’t infiltrate /afl/

don't be rude unna

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wafl iglz vs frimantl is on 7m8 for WA lads

How did they get away with this?

this is how the lions win youtube.com/watch?v=VLIbEaQ2fOE

it was a simpler, better time.

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>10\10
>slutty thot
they dont exist

Apparently the Dzhilong/GVS match is close

10's won't exist until they perfect robot waifu's/cyborgs. Behind every woman there is at least one man who got sick of her shit. Thots on the other hand are in bountiful supply.

would you fuck me if I was a slutty thot lads

Yeah m8

digits for /nrl/

i swear i checked 10 minutes ago and they were 30 points behind and now they're in front

No. I don't care for casual sex.

>68-66
gonna tune back in, it was a snooze fest for a half

THE BIG O

onions

based inbred giant man

I'm unironically not interested in having sex with loose women outside the confines of marriage tbqh lads
>Am I now trying to win the approval of human beings, or of God? Or am I trying to please people? If I were still trying to please people, I would not be a servant of Christ.

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>minimal effort bang
of course slut

>tfw you've fucked a chubby slut twice and deleted the app the day after it happened both times
>tfw she still "likes" you on the app

the state of modern sluts

nah dawg

>No. I don't care for casual sex.

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>Losing by 50 points to the Essendope Bumbers

"""Basedbane""" ""supporters"", explain yourselves right now

s-ylent
s-y

miss sebbo and the nzers a little bit lads

when does /cric/ come back?

The Bible forbids it, 'nuff said.

>chubby slut
Honestly this is my fetish, unironically

>da dons need help from the umpires to beat a bottom 4 team from last year
top kek

> GO THE GREATER WESTERN SYDNEY GIANTS

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>go to cheer on the boys
>they’re losing by 200
bit grim

same lad, I always felt judged for it, but now I just say go after whatever makes you diamond hard.

I know the kind you're talking about. Those girls that are probably 10 or so kilos overweight but still cute. The ones that when they lose the weight they're suddenly just average, which makes no sense... you'd think a 7/10 fatty would become a 9/10 skelly but they don't.

imagine having pictures of your tiny dick posted online while you embrace your also naked teammate yet you still both somehow get jobs on primetime Television in your same country

>the life of Nick Dal Santo and Nick Reiwoldt

tbf they're a bottom 4 team this year playing a top 8 team this year, gotta give them a hand.

based

That sounds a bit gay tbqh
>makes sense why the "Saints" are doing the pride thing though

Stream for Essendon game where?

right here lad
*pisses on you*

*pisses violently into your faggot mouth*

pack rooting sluts in endemic in most sports friend, they just chose an extra devious (17yo) slut who documented it for online points. Fucked their manager too IIRC

*runs you*

Gotta love these modern secular liberal "values"...

threadly reminder that not only is Richo a worthless tripfaggot he is also a paedophile who was BTFO all Ashes Series trying (and failing) to defend his predilection for kids. Rope yourself kid fucker.

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Why would he post this?

Who wouldn't?!

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I never got the idea of a bunch of teammates all fucking the one girl in the same room. Surely their status would allow each man to have multiple women of his own?

GWS

LADS

GWS

team bonding

Sometimes I think back and reminisce fondly on times I made a post that got a lot of (You)s.

tripfaggots never factor in reason in their pursuit of online attention

I feel the same but I read somewhere that it's akin to team bonding exercises as "you only win, when the team wins" type shit. I'm also the guy who posted the Daisy Pearce story a few seasons ago so I definitely believe it.

Of course

Here's one for memory lane lad

berry looks worried

looks like peelong might lose to the mighty Greater Western Sydney Giants

glorious

Thanks m8.

This is actually so fucked. Even rewatching this for the 50th time knowing what happens, I still don't see how they can win considering where the ball is at and the time that is left.

give us a squizz of your highlight reel m8

berry worried

cum pie gds

post chubby blonde slut pics

my brain short circuited with that cats intercept mark at 46 seconds left
absolutely mental

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>sitting on your ass and handballing with 4 seconds remaning
it was just meant to be.

wtf black bomber did white power symbol

Niggers shouldn't be allowed to play, bad look for the game tbqh.

he's an honorary aryan m8

How many times are the cats going to bomb long inside 50 straight to a defender? Lost count desu.

we dont get to choose our skin colour

Fucking finally paid advantage.

think i'm in love with Dealia bros

>Dzhilong

you should tell him before its too late

But we do get to choose which skin colours come to this country

quantatative issue

>tfw have a crush on Guthrie

>peelong

>peelong

not bad considering Ward went down early
fuck Dzhilong

>peelong hivemind

>poolong

Who /4forf4/ here?

>shartlong

Tigers are going to win after being down all day but sneaking in the last 4 or 5 goals in a late charge to steal the game against port. Cap this post.

The Greater Western Sydney Giants have defeated the inbred freaks down at PEELONG

Go the mighty Greater Western Sydney Giants!

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>want Poort to lose for 5AA sperg outs
>hate Bitchmond
dunno how to feel lads

we are peelong
we peeing on the floor
we are peelong
my mama is a whore

WABA you here mate?
That Telstra redhead was looking extra thicc at Garbo yesterday unfff

Miracle on Grass 2 about to happen

If Port lose today they should fold tbqh

*judaism intensifies*

So the week commencing April 22 we get Game of Thrones, Avengers: Endgame and whatever Taylor Swift's doing. Awesome.

Crowbro here, I know your inner conflict

Tigers going to get injurerd

who Just woke up with a bad hangover here

lads are pissbane really making a coneback

They should anyway adelaide isnt a big enough market to support 2 teams.

Hope they draw in a low scoring shitfest

Pretenders have been exposed. Ready for based Igz to win by 100 pts and take their rightful place at the top of the ladder

it's on the cards

I had a pretty bad one this morning but had to go into work for overtime stuff.

t. Accountant

>melbourne gets nine
>adelaide gets 2

always mate. checked any of the gash in Renos hairdresser? it was torture being between those two stores. once someone left a note that said "pervert" on my counter and i tell you what i probably deserved it if im being real

Nonsense. Heave-hoes to be top of the ladder after tonight.

umps won't allow it, this year it's all about bummers comeback story

Melbourne is a big city and the sporting capital of the world, and the city where the game was invented. Why shouldn't they have that many?
Both adelaide teams have been mediocre for the last 15 years and if they had one team might be more likely to achieve something

looks like essenjoke are gonna beat basedbane

strange season

wa gets another team befroe sa

Iggz will stifle Fred's run off half back and win but I can't shake this feeling that either Walters or one of the young up and comers who wants to make a name for himself will target Gaff specifically and put the hurt on him in a big way.

of course, that has nothing to do with what I said there

ESSENGODS

ONLY

ESSENGODS

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>pervert
fucking kek! you should have stared at them and ate it. I give them a look once in a while on my lunch walk but nothing more than a casual glance because they all look like basic bitches hanging around the front counter doing fuck all. Where you at now?

>One is propped up a genuine fanbase with a following
>The other is sustained by inexplicable media hype and gimmicks
Do you remember the absolute state of poort in the late 00s? Where do you think the tarp memes came from?

who /stillbackingbaneagainsethepiesnextweek/ here?

regular or chicken salt?

ESSENGODS

FLYING UP MY FRIENDS

ESSONGODS

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Forming friendships

Both
>*jigs with nihilistic ironic zoomer detachment and inner misery*

7:30am here what better time to start drinking again. Gotta get rid of this bad hangover anyways. Hair of the dog.

3/4 so far. I was so close to tipping GWS too. That one annoys me.

it's still a footy-dominated state that has more than 2/9 the people that melbourne has
what would they do without two teams? follow the sanfl?

ESSENGODS

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I've compiled 53 minutes of bias umpiring that I will be sending to the AFLUA, feels good to be /baneundefeated/.

based kickwood

im in the CBD working for a different mob. some of them used to be fucking AAA clunge man. garbage city did have some talent. my boss wants me to run the store there next year but i dont think i could stand being in that wannabe claremont shithole

there is only you and Joel

Adelaide don't need more teams, no one here even wants another team.
>follow the sanfl?
This is exactly what would happen, and did happen before 1990.

Don't you mean the AFLMUA?

ESSENGODS.

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Thanks cats for fucking my multi bet up!

I never said they need another team. didn't you say they had one team too many
>This is exactly what would happen, and did happen before 1990.
when state leagues weren't meme tier
also the crows are still suffering from those salary cap penalties

you can have them lad. I'm not a fan of the full on make-up, bleached blonde wog looking sluts. Should keep your options open lad, you never know they might actually pull their fucking finger out and get development approval to go ahead with the shopping centre renovations. Especially with all the housing going up around it in anticipation of it happening. Maccas and Red Rooster shut because of it as food court side will be first IIRC

My mistake, apologies. And yeah, I implied that Adelaide really only needs one team. Two is 'enough', and perhaps a luxury.
The SANFL isn't bad for scrappy grassroots footy, can be pretty good tbqh

tiger buzz

Adelaide lost their title of meth capital of Australia to the Northern Territory of all places. For shame.

>was at the game
best one i've been to

Bring back hird. Everyone deserves a second chance. He learnt his lesson.

>McDonalds Tipinghoody has his annual cheap good game against Brisbane and everyone starts pissing themselves and shitting themselves to the moon.
>Him being invisible for the rest of the season will go unnoticed as usual and he'll keep being called an "excitement machine".
Hate the "boongs are great players" arc lads.

richGOD

yeah the premium talent has since left but they used to rate very highly. i was there for like 7 or 8 years. id say mecca is the uhhhhhhhh mecca for cute alternative clunge these days at a guess. there was a stunning mixed race chick that used to work at Live too.
booragoon is dead to me i will not be going back there or any retail center unless i own the joint

rekon he got a bum deal and was hung out to dry. Sure the head coach should be abreast of everything and he probably sanctioned it but Dank was the one who would have introduced the idea and pushed for it. Hell, even when Bomber stepped in his life was fucking ruined too and he resorted to selling meth.
>tfw Zaharakis didn't get suspended because he's afraid of needed and didn't get jabbed.

feeling Norf meme their first win of the year tonight desu lads

I had a dream a few days ago that a new team was being founded: The Newcastle Premiers. Unclear as to whether it was AFL or BBL though, either way retarded shit so par for the course for dream world

We took a morbid pride in that title, and now we have nothing. Feels bad desu

he was too arrogant during the whole thing. players were literally jabbed with needles, everyone knew it and he pretended it was within the rules

Same here lad, took mum for her birthday and she wanted to leave early but I felt like >we were going to roll over them just before the third quarter break. Still a very special memory for me.

>that electricity sound effect when port score
cringe

#justadelaidethings

abc.net.au/news/2019-04-13/fight-erupts-between-two-party-buses-in-kings-park/11000732

pre Derby fireworks in the West unna

Hird was on the juice his entire career m8. Him and Dank masterminded as a joint effort and Hird never took responsibility nor faced any punishment. Hope he gets back to coaching Essendon so he can continue to run that irrelevant plastic shithole into the ground.

Based can't wait for Brayshaw to get booed and the AFL media to freak the fuck out

That's because it's shocking to see poort score hahaha XD

if they stopped wasting it now and saved it for the summer maybe they wouldnt have so many blackouts LMAO

so bitchmond hey

they are looking kind of average

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>nor faced any punishment
agree with the rest but his career was dragged through the mud for what 3+ years? He got destroyed mate, that's more than enough punishment. Meanwhile Dank is still sleazing around. I wonder who put a few bullets into his house a while back

>Houston had a problem

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Nice "dynasty" you've got here Richmond, back to bottom 4 with you KEK

You look up and see him looking down at you like this. What do?

close the gif because the last frames frozen

Salute

Richmond limping off

>Basedmond haters
My sides, how assmad can you be at a team that only had two years at the top?

Reckon they are Dusty and Rancebabbies tbdesu

more of an observation, they carry the weight of pride and expectations

>Brandon Allis
>Josh Kally
Why can't Melbournians pronounce their E's probably

>w-we only had 2 years on top
SEETHING Bitchmond apologist

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oops

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Prestia is always so chilled out in post game interviews. Feel like he's the kind of nice guy who takes life easy and you could punch a few cones with him.

fuck off cucktucky you dumbshit zoomer faggot

Settle down lad haha

Ebert ded

>watch my team at the footy
>they lost by over 300 points
might join them lads

Any boomers with foxtel know when GOT premieres?

nundawong?

imagine being Scott Lycett, having to move from the Perth who lost their title of meth capital of Australia to Adelaide (the city you moved to) which then lost their title to the Northern Territory AND you have to play for Poort. May as well rope yourself lmao

i just noticed that this bitchmond team is full of gold coast rejects

funny that, to be sure.

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rockbank

Monday at 11am EST.

Monday morning, around 11am if it's the same as previous seasons

Cheers fellas. I don't follow AFL but you Victorians are alright.

absolute state

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that goal umpire is 100% skater trash with the flat brim snackback and s-y boy sunglasses sans jawline. My God. Whatever happened to elite, muscular skaters like Mike Vallely

preferred the white coats and brim hats desu

patrician opinion

TIGER GODS

tiger tough

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Currently training fishing lads. Might do a bit of agility later

think you ought to delete this right now

imagine if the budget for zoomer bait shit like AFLX was spent on Ultra HD slow-mo cams at the apex of the goal posts for every ground. Every fucking review goes to umpires call because it's all blurry as fuck broadcast footage anyway. Pathetic.

What about training your own agility instead?

imagine if the budget for AFLX was spent propping up country footy teams who need ground maintenance and new changerooms haha can you imagine

>country footy teams who need ground maintenance
they need to tend to the fucking SCG sandpit first lol

>Tigs blowing their load this early
Ogre

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w-who is he looking at?

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AFLX pays for itself, silly billies.

Bit of a fight nice

>waaah! A successful footbal league is using their money how they see fit! Why can't they prop up the failures of others?
how about standing on their own two feet? You fucking commies will get the rope

i bet you like dennington because they're under 10 lmao

Why is shit like this allowed to happen? clearly one team is either in a division too high or too low. Put them where they belong and end this farce

love me the clip art logos with the absolute units in them

bitcho Melican is such an NPC, people mention something happening and he begins his search for a relevant example, adding nothing, as usual 10 minutes too late. Always reacting, never takes any form of initiative. Also he's a paedophile

oh yeah totally pays for itself my guy, people love having a fucking climbing wall obstructing the half empty stand of a stadium they are trying to fill lmao

>how about standing on their own two feet?
what an asinine posts considering that the strong, independent, name brand AFLW is subsided by the MEN of the AFL. Not mention they wanted better pay after 1 (ONE) fucking season.

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AFL can spend their money as they see fit retard, sorry if they don't see the renovation of the Buaraba Buttfuck nowhere FC clubrooms as a money spinner.
>asinine
how to spot a pseud in one simple word

I'm you, Gene

think I'm eugene lads

I'm not the one advocating for bum fuck nowhere clubs to be improved idiot, I'm the one saying the SCG sandpit (in the league that actually draws the fucking revenue) is a shitshow and needs attention (money)
>he used a word outside of my vocabulary, he bad man
embarrassed for you lad

>muh commies
>muh rope
cringe 14yo magapede

What's for dinner, lads?

absolute retardation, like beyond comprehension. Why the fuck is the AFL throwing money at a stadium wholly owned by the NSW government? Why would the AFL spend money on a ground where 350 days of the year it's not even a football oval but used for cricket, thugby, wogball, or some other retarded shit? Have you thought something through to logical completion in your entire life? Why is a PRIVATE COMPANY going to give money away to a GOVERNMENT TRUST? Just end yourself you utter spastic

got him on a string lads

Just a typical knee jerk reaction to sack the coach.

I would literally dust you out the front of the pub for talking to me like this, you fucking whelp.

Checked

so this PRIVATE COMPANY is more than happy to spend millions of dollars hiring a sub-standard ground, putting their PRIVATELY CONTRACTED players at risk of injury? Ok mate.

Who?

>pub enforcer is still with us
amazing feel

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you don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about. Sad!

a simple reply from a simple mind. Wasted dub dubs too, sad.

magapede's on the ropes

>what is TV

>12 points
Dirty umps

holy shit lads I just found out there's a game on RIGHT NOW

he's got me on a string lads

>poort

dim sims m8

>poort crashing and burning
imagine you season peaking mid march kek

the superior team is in the lead desu

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>AFLX ad revenue is comparable to the AFL proper
stop embarrassing yourself

Stupid of Port. Players should not be touching each other when play is dead.

I never said that. I said it pays for itself. Lrn2read

its tiger time

:)

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TARPS
A
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>3 word, deliberately vague reply
>l-learn to read
fuck off mate

>people didnt believe me after round 1 when port beat dees and I maintained port were a bottom 6 side

Tom Lynch

Tiger Legend

You are playing well Port Adelaide Power, but alas it is all in vain.

Chin up

>mfw crowd brawls and 5AA autism on the horizon

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kek bitchmond defence, safe to say footy is the real loser today

umpball

Big kick by burton desu

The deliberate was a good call desu

based Tigers

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>tigers wrest back the momentum and then choke in the 4th
>tigers wrest back momentum and then control the 4th leading to 5AA autism
I'm ok with either

>footy is the real loser today

Has been for the past 30 years

>tfw remember playing with my lego's at 3-4 years old watching NORF win a hip
>tfw seeing my parents happy
>tfw don't see that anymore

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>losing to a tigers team at home that's missing Riewoldt, martin, rance, houli, cotching
>poort

Can't wait for 5aa after that double goal

mcdonald's-tickle(my)woody

Tiger Tough

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lmao get fucked Rioli

What a shit kick to Westhoff, why wouldn't you kick it over the defenders into the space for westhoff to run in fuck me basic skills

Tom Lynch

Tiger Hero

fuck me there'd have to be a 1000% increase in 50-metre penalties this season

>up and bouncing

Gill made the call, can't have Richmond starting 1-3

Really need to reduce it to 25m penalty

>that's a free kick
what a poothetic sport
>stack

Poort gonna choke from here I can feel it

>BITCHMOND

youtube.com/watch?v=RCZOGANCOKE

100%

this is entertaining for all the wrong reasons, they have to walk back these gay rules sooner or later

Those last two poort penalties were bullshit

5aa is going to be GOAT if Port lose from here

Richmond Tigers

Glorious

wonder how much effect it has on guys who push up the ground having to sprint back for 6-6-6 rule set-up after a goal.

Why? It admits guilt and wrong doing on part of the afl and people still go, still watch and it makes more money than ever. They wont ever walk rules back

What happened to that "you have to bounce the ball every 16 steps" rule or whatever?

based

not really, they've only got 15 minutes tops after the game before the Adelaide team 5AA actually cares about starts

>poo power

>support gay marriage
>get gay rules

What a shock

Counting is for nerds

Is it me or did every richmond player who won a premiership medal go to shit?

Ive seen port in this position too many times
They lose from here.

t port fan

bitchmond

poo power

>umpires are intentionally fucking up until they get a pay rise
I'm onto you, you green and yellow maggots

>Poort ferals about to come over the fence
fucking loving it

killed his teamate

>peert

KEK

ABSOLUTE CHOKE

KEK EXPOORT

5aa link pls lads

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

No cotchin
No martin
No rance
No riewoldt
No houli

No worries

afl.com.au/match-centre/2019/4/port-v-rich.liveradio#

get in before the game ends and the broadcast keeps going

melbourne is the worst city in australia
>bitchmond
>poopoowood
we need to nuke and genocide all melbourne 'people'

TIGER TOM!

bwahhhahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

REV UP 5AA NIGGAS

>already saying "one of the best wins under Hardwick" to cover the choke

Called it

Port are pathetic.

ta m8

>Losing to a bunch of rookies
State of poort

bwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahahhbwaaaaahahahhahhhahahahhahahh

>wizards ITT

kek

KEK

K E K

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turns out martin, cotchin, rance, riewoldt and houli were holding richmond back

state of my tips, but it still feels so good!

GET FUCKED YOU BOGAN SHITS, GO PUNCH A HOLE IN YA DOOR DICKHEADS,

TIGODS

PORT BADELEL MEGPISS BTFO

TIGODS

>tfw women and children across west adelaide will experience domestic violence and drunken abuse tonight
i don't think richmond realise what they've done

Well played Port Adelaide Power football club.

You played well.

Sadly, the Richmond Tigers football club were far too good for you today.

Football was the winner.

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kek, imagine the Salisbury train tonight

>tfw no call in rage
ah well

i wouldn't want to be there
>imagine the thebarton pub tonight

>across west adelaide
don't tar me with that brush

TIGER GODS

ONLY

TIGER GODS

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sorry m8, just a generalisation

>thebarton pub
da fuck? you don't have a clue what you're on about

time for >NORF vs. Adelel

Just wait a couple of hours for the Crows fans to call in after Benny Brown sinks 8 on them

You can relax now Damien, we will be alright

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If Crows lose to Norf, 5AA is going to explode tonight

I just left the alberton an hour ago had a schnitty was very cool calm and collected.

youtube.com/watch?v=tcxixwMaqKo
never forget

Used to be a trash-heap bikie pub, might've changed these days idk

Please boo Brayshaw iggs fans, I would love to see the fallout from it

funny I was just watching highlights of the '03 Crows v Norf match with all the Carey controversy and Archer trying to line him up for hits

it will be muffled boo's for Gaff from Fred minority crowd and silence from Iggs when Brayshaw gets a possesion with a few cheers from Fred fans

Imagine letting Kerridge kick 6 goals

it's hipster central, the pub, the suburb and the surrounds. But even hisotircally crows territory. The Reepham would be a better target.
t. Mile End

guess call-in's are going to be post the Adelaide game, give the Poort fans to get a few more drinks in them kek

whats the daisy pearce story

I assumed this would be a frimantl home game because the last one was the iggs.

>That Fremantle vs Melbourne score in the bottom right corner

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A reply to Port's tweet about losing:
"ook maximum effort to get beaten at home against a Richmond team missing 6 or 7 of its prime movers. I especially liked how we played right into their hands and made no attempt to exploit their weaknesses. #goingplaces #extendhinkley"

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tl;dr: she went to fuck a Freo player in a room at a house party and the player asked her to pick a person to come and join them. She picked a girl, he said "no a teammate" of mine. She got the train ran on her and spent the rest of the night crying on the swing-set outside

Not a good /afl/ thread for the Scott brothers

>She picked a girl, he said "no a teammate" of mine

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I don't think it is, isn't it always listed left to right (Home v Away) on the AFL site. I might be retarded though

BF right now;
>6m ago
>The real winners will be the friends we make along the journey

which one of you was this?

jesus how many free kicks have been called so far?

kek what a load of bullshit

t. daisy

I don't care if you believe me or not freshie, it happened. Your 5-head fantasy fuck is a slut like the rest of them.

Like 7

>I don't care if you believe me or not freshie
sounds like you do
also >implying anyone could be interested in the 5-head

dude went into way more detail two (I think) season ago. I know it's hard for you, but check the archive before before being an abrasive cunt.

>I know it's hard for you, but check the archive before before being an abrasive cunt.

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ok mate you win, it totally didn't happen and I totally don't remember the layout of the house it happened in.
I look forward to your reply that I won't read.

imagine SEETHING this much over an event you weren't apart of, on the internets.

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why are you so upset that I don't believe you? top fucking kek

you know multiple people have replied to you right? You're jumping at windmills.

>no u

>half effort mattpost
ok now I KNOW you're seething
why are you all so upset that I don't believe you? top fucking kek

got him on a string lads. Go on post the screenshot, pet.

simple reply from a simple mind

eddie betts

>won't put in the effort to check the archive
>because he knows what's there
oh sweetie.

Ken Hinkley must resign. Since the beginning of time, when teams win, the players get the pats on the back, when teams lose, it's the coaches fault; unfortunately or not.

Hinkley has been let down by his players and he has let himself down by getting away from playing hard nosed, Australian Rules Football and introducing a ring-a-ring-a-rosy style of game that doesn't have enough emphasis on hard at the ball, hard at the man with the ball, every contest is a war.

He has been too lenient with some players. The management above him has not helped him any by getting rid of the "old fashioned" Port Adelaide steel and grit that lived within people right throughout the club, from the reserves down to the youngest of teams and all we have left now, is a skeleton of a club that relies on spin to bring in new adherents and if we do get them, they are confronted with cardigan wearing, lovey-dubby new age gentleness that was never ever, part of the Port Adelaide culture.

>1.6

why is scott still coach of the kangalols?

>if it's in the archive it must be true

holy fuck this faggot is mad
reply to me again, pet.

le matt

afl idea: coach swap, crows get hinkley and port get pyke

embarrassing game, sadder than this rape fantasy headcanon. Imagine shipping the Dockers with some 4/10 uggo

>he still won't look at the full story in the archive
>he's too lazy to search for his demise
pathetic

he's obsessed lads. STILL got him on a string after telling him he's on a string.

>I-I-I'll search the archives, just please stop calling me your pet

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who's old enough to remember the truism "don't believe anything you read on the Internet"? Not this zoomer apparently

>download.jpg
oh my phoneposting pet....

call me the puppetmaster because i've got you all on a string

>have had 3 pets in 2 weeks
feels good man

wouldn't mind seeing string lad and projector bro duke it out

Why is it West Coast vs Fremantle? It should be Fremantle vs West Coast

I'M NOT A PHONEPOSTER THAT WAS JUST THE FIRST PICTURE THAT CAME UP IN GOOGLE IMAGES PLEASE BELIEVE ME

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what if they are one and the same?

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good couch

Iggs home game.

poothetic turnout at Marvel, "sporting capital of the world" indeed

would you a madison de rozario?

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thought so, guess that's why the other user was hoping Brayshaw gets boo'ed.
They tried that "bury the hatchet" handshake shit during pre-season but no ones gives a fuck. Both sides want blood

>1.8.14

bikecunt would, she's his type

if she could feel it, then unironically yes, I have weird fetishes, love chubbies but also love athletic "hard body" females. Think it's got something to do with who took my virginity and what other females I'm drawn too

>bikecunt
based expat/Telstra-Optus survivor

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Are her boobs disabled too?

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the right one is pretty droopy so probably

> norf

>Eddie commenting the Derby
dunno how to feel lads

poorth poobourne

>those cheers for Gaff
kek

thewest.com.au/sport/afl/pay-me-to-come-to-perth-eddie-mcguires-big-call-to-wa-government-ng-b881163947z

Eddie's back

what a fucking Chad. IMO Eddie is just an average guy who loves footy and says dumb shit from time to time, loves his Team (Pies) and doesn't apologise for it. He has enough business nous to navigate Victorian bullshit and avoided this abortion of a new Footy Show with a fucking Tennis cripple lol.

still in Perth mate

he said nothing wrong

ironically this

have they actually had a shit AFL crowd at Optus ever? Sounds like a classic marketing 'pretend there's a problem and then pretend to fix it' move. Unfathomable that someone is this full of themselves.

this has always interested me, because while Wa (Fred fans) see Iggs fans as chardonnay sipping, cafe strip vistiting upper class slobs. Victorians (especially Pies fans during Grand Final last year) viewed the Iggles as absolute fucking destitute bogans, so interesting how much difference 3000km can make across the same country.

*calls for the head of an AFL journalist*
*emphasises my zero tolerance approach to racism, then calls an abo an ape the next day*
*mocks a disabled plane crash surviver*
*calls all ice skaters closeted homos*
*calls western sydney the land of falafel*
all in a day's work lads

nobody considers WA at all m8, let alone puts this much thought into it. Sorry.

i live in wa and never hear this opinion, pretty much every bogan i know is the most annoying eagles supporter

I think literally all the west coast matches were sold out or near capacity last year, don't know about Fred
massive bullshit, and of course if you look at it that way the strength of marketing the perth derby is in its local and native support, it doesn't need a big strong victorian to bring it up a notch

Based Sloaney

spoken like a true cucktorian.
I live in WA too mate and you must have tuned out the entire pre grand final bullshit, it was all Victorian supremacy bullshit. If you haven't encountered the "upper class iggs snobs" you haven't been to enough games where you can afford to be away from the obese cunts in the cheer squad (every cheer squad is full of braindead bogans)

dardy petrolcelle

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weagles look fantastic with the fast ball movement

don't ever care if Fred (predictably) lose. Just fucking show me something you mugs. Start a fight or something.

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make a new thread you fat cunts

which one of you cunts dipped the ball in oil before the game?
freddo on suicide watch - sad

do it yourself you demanding faggot

does it get any better?

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make a new thread faggot

migrate you ungrateful dawgs