/heem/

If I use variable bitrate it starts really bad quality and fixes a few seconds in but if I use constant bitrate it's just blurry the whole way through.

Lol why did Cormier do that? Remember this lanklet from the ultimate fighter, said he was really chill but then bitched the entire time and broke his foot

TV is on a schedule he took too long

do they monitor /heem/?

Time ran out? Interviewers can't just ramble on.

Prime Tiger Schaub heems Blessed JR

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dana is the spammer

Sounds like your bitrate isn't high enough. 640 x 360 is plenty big so you could try hiding the blur by cutting he resolution down if you're making a long edit

You need to use two-pass

best instagram int he game

How long does it usually take you guys to analyse a matchup?
I'm still not done analysing Poirier vs Holloway, almost two weeks of serious thinking now.

>whos myboyer of the two
>that guy wins for sure

Poirier.

He's a boring, ugly fighter who just had a boring, ugly fight, you don't get extra mic time for that

I'm starting to lean towards "Everyone is on steroids". Every time I see a fighters instagram literally everyone around them, their trainers, people in their gym, friends they hang out with all clearly roid. Why would they be clean?

Because its their job. If you are bodybuilding as a hobby you can juice, if you are in USADA, you can't.

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Just horrible.

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Bit better.

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>USADA
>Anything but a mallet for difficult fighters
tiny brain shit, my guy

>Tfw 6 foot and weight less than the average woman in 1960
OH NO NO NO

gaychee is a munster for sure, all the tools to beat khabib

you should start eating food once in a while

*nails you to a cross for Easter*

based and boypilled, technique analysis is for soiboys

This video makes Schaub seem like he 100% used steroids

For me, its yoga ball assisted weighted bicycle kicks

>657 strikes, 0.5 knockouts
>52 takedowns, 3 submissions of world known wraslers Gooby, MJ & Shalorus
>Darrell "I have dayjob" Horcher tapped to his G'n'P! That guy is a rock, that's why khabib practices it in every embedded video, to break guys like him. And only him!
>0 legit fights, no opponent had non gatekeeper career after, Al is unironically best opponent and could hold 5 rounds on short notice
(You) now know why the mighty undefeated champion khabitch "savage eagle" nurgaymedov never talked about moving to WW and proving the world he's the best crotchsniffin wrasler.

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Nah literally everyone uses roids in every sport but he was clean

Is Max gonna have more cardio or less with more muscle? His chin should be even better but it always held up anyways.

So true, Conor will flush this moslem when they fight, the left will connect!

*spills cocaine on you*

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bj looks like a cab driver

Who else watching one

How about you watch...THIS
*flicks a jab at you*
*blasts you with a double leg*
*sits in mount for the rest of the round*

What means “natty”?

I'll circle away from your power hand and shadowbox decision you, 10/10 times

natural, without steroids

The weigh ins are really weird, I never realised how all the fighters are in a room together waiting to weigh in. And the UFC provides them with their meal straight after.

His argument seems to be "Well, if you took steroids, could you do what TJ did?" I don't know, Brendan, why would you take steroids if it offers you absolutely no advantage?

How is Poirier so underrated lads

Thanks!

>the UFC provides them with their meal straight after
that explains dern's absence, they're watching the overhead

/heem/ literally only wants one thing and it's fucking disgusting

and that's a good thing

>Max missing weight at 155
That's not a good sign, so now he can't even win the belt?

He made weight and yet looked like an auchzuiz member

Max made weight, 155. Brit still starving for (You)s

He walks around near 200, that's not surprising. He's also getting older and is half pacific islander.

GOD ITS A JOKE!!
Americans need stronger tampons

A joke would be something like "The sun never sets on the British Empire"

>He walks around near 200
Ah yes who could forget the physique of a 200lbs 5'11 man

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Was about to post the same thing, people are clueless.

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what

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Cant wait to see Gastelum heem Isreal. Fucking can't stand that nigger.

That's the ceremonial my man

I swear I'm a white guy with black genetics for proportions
>Long legs and long arms
>Broad shoulders
>Small waist and joints
>Big penis
Dana should sign me up

Askren is confirmed at the presser in 2.25 bongs

a joke would be something like you having testosterone, get a dog

Wow. I can't wait.

Just him alone?

I’m six feet tall as well, and I used to weight 130. I’m up to 155 now, you just need to lift a bit.

Oh, you're right. Just saw the weigh ins so far, Kelvin Gastelum put his pants back on backwards after stepping down from the scale. Class.

just remember these are the same people constantly insulting you and acting tough

Only person ITT that insults me is the other bulg though.

You don’t have black genetics, you’re just an ectomorph is all.

Look at him when he's not in the middle of a fight camp, you dummies. When he's not starving himself he gains a ton of muscle and is a rock solid 190+.

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Here is a better pic. Dude is big.

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Definitely 200lbs fer sheeeeer, b.

He doesn't look big there though, he's narrow as fuck.

He's about twice as wide as destiny

Dude is not big. Gastelum is big for his height.

I used to work at a carnival guessing people's weight. Don't fucking doubt me again. Muscle is heavier than fat, you're thinking of a fat 200lbs.

Rough weight cut depleted his chin. Bet everything on the obese Mexican.

>a fucking carnie thinks he's right by authority

o i am laffin

Kevin is a tank, but that's not what this is about. It's about Max being over 190 when he's not directly preparing for a fight. He is, for 100%.

Delusional

Were you the clown?

100% true. Khabib is a bum and everyone who loses to him is an even bigger bum. It's going to be hilarious watching Holloway, Ferguson and Gaethje get flushed by this bum.

The first two sentences sounded the the start of a pasta.

I already said what I did, knucklehead. My job was guessing people's weight and I was damn good at it.

I hope your TV license expires and you get thrown in the tower.

It was literally my summer job, Abdul.

He used to think life was a tragedy...

But he doesn't have a lot of muscle, where is the logic that guys who actually carry a lot of muscle and are stocky as hell like Poirier and Aldo are 20/30 pounds lighter than Holloway because he's a couple inches taller?

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Holloway is small. I'm 5'7" and 224 (as of this morning) and I'm not obese, I'm like 20% bodyfat.
A 5'11" 190 guy is not big

Inbox

I could listen to Big Brown Breakdown for hours

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based mini-gastelum embracing the memes

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If you can somehow confirm he is 190 when not preparing, that's barely overweight in BMI calculations. He's not big.

Delusional.

What's delusional

Rumble at welterweight is what a monster weight cut actually looks like. They started tracking fight night weigh-ins in California and only a handful topped the 20 pound mark

This thot.

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see, Tony would never do this
And that's the difference between autism and greatness

Since the heem discord refuses to have new people can someone make a new one?

It's big for a featherweight.

He does have a lot of muscle. He's got a ton. He's just lanky, it's longer muscles. If he didn't have any muscle, as lanky as his frame is he'd look like McLovin.

You'd know these things if you cut your teeth hussleing the scale of the Brookvale county fair.

link?

BIG FAT AMERICAN GODZILLA

twitter.com/HenryCejudo/status/1107496036400947201

discord.gg/jMRShH

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why though?
made some sense for him to show up in London and start chatting shit cause he had prospective opponents there
Askren is my boy but he he starts rearing his ugly head at every single presser that could change very quickly

t'those polyester bones, b. beast of a ethicity.

This midget on One kek

bjp33n Today at 7:13 AM
not a great wrestler imo and izzy always pops back up he never tries to engage on the ground
I'd prefer him to win just to be proven wrong and learn something
BorkLeznirToday at 7:13 AM
yeh
bjp33n Today at 7:13 AM
because from what we already know it seems a lot like izzy will win
BorkLeznirToday at 7:13 AM
he knows how to use his reach
and those kicks he throws are legit my guy
bjp33n Today at 7:14 AM
izzy decides to use bjj calling it now
BorkLeznirToday at 7:14 AM
lol
bjp33n Today at 7:14 AM
gtg
BorkLeznirToday at 7:15 AM
:ok_hand::skin-tone-5:
:wave::skin-tone-5:
fffff Today at 7:15 AM
wake me up in side control
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 7:23 AM
who's watching ONE
Brainletlex Today at 7:24 AM
I have class n shit
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 7:24 AM
:heem:
WolkoniumToday at 7:32 AM
Gastelum Cains Izzy for several rounds then catches a rearnaked on him
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 7:32 AM
No
WolkoniumToday at 7:33 AM
'pls no'
Man this card has potentially a lot of KOs
Elliot Today at 7:58 AM
What was that fight
with the reverse gullotine recently
@luke
He'll know
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 8:05 AM
DJ vs Wakamatsu
Elliot Today at 8:06 AM
Thanks senpai
My mate was asking about it
three piece with the sodaToday at 8:20 AM
What did the therapist say to the crocodile who is depressed because his friend died?
"You're in denial"
Like the nile river
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 8:24 AM
izzyToday at 8:26 AM
@bjp33n are you calling adesanya izzy
Cuz I will not tolerate that
trialistToday at 8:30 AM
Is this the proverbial tranny discord?

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Not interested, everytime me or someone else asks they don't get one because of the mods egos. Someone make a new one

Why people dislike this guy?

He talks about his gold medal too much

Alright /heem/ give me a guarantee 3 fight parlay

McGregor tier arrogance, without McGregor tier success (yet) in MMA.
I don't mind him, his autism with the plush snake and his long sleeved suit at the presser, and of course his videos flirting with women as his dwarf self, I love it all.

What's parlay?

>manlet
>mexican
>cringe
>didnt actually beat DJ

Hahahahaha yea bro you’re a fat fuck

Heem

SO glad I went to open workouts! I got to see Israel Adesanya!!!!! :D (thats me in the green lantern shirt)

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inbox mail

Bit of an early conference?

I need all the fights to hit for payment. So you bet the winnings from fight 1 on fight 2 and then fight 2 on 3 etc....

Is this peak masculinity?

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No I'm not. I'm like a sumo. You know that it's illegal for sumo's to have higher than 38% bodyfat? The average Sumo has 25% bodyfat. Some have as low as ~10%, like Byamba.
I have great cardio (I swim for an hour straight every other day) and I move like I'm 170 pounds but I'm over 220. It's awesome desu, I hit like a freight train. I'm basically a pitbull in human form

I'm at a Chick Fil A inside Walmart, and I buy a giant basket of chicken tenders and fries, like two shoeboxes put together sized basket. Navigating the parking lot is difficult because there was car sized craters/pot holes all over.

Neither of us is retarded just stop

khalil and kelvin parlay is free money you retards

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faggot

Not sure if you noticed but sumos are fat. They are considered fat by all conventional standards. You have jiggly man tits. Your belly covers your cock. Stop trying to convince yourself you’re not fat. You are a disgusting slob and women are repulsed by your body. You probably sweat just from existing and have a weird fat person odor.

Quick heem!
thoughts on derek and lukas?

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So Coral pull me closer in the backseat of your rover

coral check inbox

Dwight Grant is money.

Ortega wins the rematch

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You're a mean guy and I don't like you. I smell good btw and I have a cute face that my gf likes so go away

Coral cotton swab in pee hole

Make a discord server

Approximately how many white women has he fucked?

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coral, derek, spammy, luke, your inboxes, check em

Cocanina and Steroida.

Favorite spammy persona? For me, it's I own /heem/.

Neither of them are me and two of them are the same

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you don't know shit you dumb nigger, this is all a dream, wake up

Coral is literally the best poster on this general

Is there a more overrated power puncher than Stephens? He's a one punch potshotter that rarely throws combinations, he just throws his hips and pivots into a right hand and that's it, he has 7 finished by TKO/KO out of like 20 fights. He finishes, but he isn't at all what people make him out to be, semi-casuals seem to think he's some fucking prolific knockout artist, the guy is absolutely overrated trash.

>20 fights

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nobody rates him my guy hes a can thats taken out a few other cans and thinks about permaheeming himself because hes so shit compared to actual good fighters. cazzies only know him as le who da fook guy

How does Stipe redeem himself? He's really starting to piss me off. I've even tuned into his Twitch streams and all he does is play Call of duty while mumbling incoherently

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I guess that just makes him look worse, he has like 30 UFC fights and has only finished 7 people. Dude is straight up trash, and is not even a top finisher in the division.

lol you're delusional lurk more

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>Fighting a literal midget

sounds based tbqh also he wins the rematch

>almost two weeks of serious thinking now
someone's gonna get starched in the first round so that the trend can keep going

>chadly face
>good body
>douchey personality
>pro athlete
Cejudo would have so many hoes if he wasn’t a midget. F

Google "kevin randleman staph" and go to images.

Lmao he streams on Twitch? That’s pretty sad. He has the personality of a cardboard box so idk why anyone would watch that

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Source on that pic, bud?

I unironically think he'll fight Jon after he beats Santos

That's why boxing and kickboxing are the patricians sport. Show me a boxer that has ever gotten 10 percent of a staff as a mma fighter.

attention whore. hope masvidal heems him

kys, you furry freak

I don't usually like coloured tattoos but Dustins look good, maybe because his skin is quite tanned. Holloways are great.

Lol

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i'm looking at kevin and israel, how in god's name are they in the same weight class?

Yeah he streams regularly and gets 40 viewers

how the fuck does max make 145, 10 more pounds and he still looks drained

When was the last time you did something with 40 people watching? Must be fun for his boomer self.

At the end of the day, is max just a maximum cut babby?

>be tall, but thin
>be short, but fat

I don't know man

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Gee man I don't know that's a tough one to figure out

the tiger print ruins it for me but the sleeves are pretty good

nvm i forgot kevin was a manlet

it's tough to be a drawl on twitch, lot of luck and timing goes into it

I had an amateur boxing fight with like 200 viewers

Someone post that pic of fighters lined up. Kelvin is there and he looks like a midget among the rest of the crowd.

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they weigh the same

Because Kelvin is an obese midget and Israel is a lean, tall BBC god

Really makes me think

brendan "muffin top" schaub

twitter.com/aaronbronsteter/status/1116693024032137216

Max had a seizue backstage

Kelvin is /ourguy/ right?

SOMEONE TAKE FUCKING PICKS

>anchor babby sp*c manlet
absolutely not

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powermanlets are always /ourguys/

OSP vs Krylov is such a weird fight between two weirdos that both fight weird.
I imagine OSP will submit him in some wonky improper way that will make every BJJ practitioner on the internet release a video saying how dumb it is.

Delusional inbox

tempting

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Somalians need to FUCKING GO BACK!

Cejudo has more title defenses than Conor ever had

Dustin Poirier vs. Max Holloway
Israel Adesanya vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Eryk Anders vs. Khalil Rountree
Alan Jouban vs. Dwight Grant
Ovince Saint Preux vs. Nikita Krylov

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I am Anglo-potato

Go on lad
Get in there

I think Poirer will win by TKO. He wins by throwing powerful technically sound, tight combinations, and when he has you hurt, he'll finish you with a left hook or two. He's pretty damn durable as of late, Gaethje couldn't put him out and he finished Eddie (should be 2x) he's being underrated, he fights very well in the pocket and Holloway won't run away from pocket fighting with Gaethje, where his hooks and uppercuts will do really well. Expect Poirer to finish him off with a jab, uppercut, hook.

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I will not submit picks unless you remove Derek

already submitted picks, shant be doing so again

>Nobody has actually taken pics
>People keep reposting the Derek version
Can somebody actually do picks it can just be a white background.

I expect Gastelum to finish Israel sometime in the second or third round, Israel will have his back close to the cage and will push off into the right, Kelvin will time this and throw a hard overhand right that'll drop him. Kelvin more durable and hits harder than anyone that Israel has faced, he's quick and punches hard, is pretty accurate with his punches. While Israel is a kickboxer, so was Saki.

Coral? The mail?

Lol i dont give a fuck
Taking them for real now

Eddie got messed up mentally by their first fight
I recall Eddie was saying all kinds of weird things about the first fight as they were going into their rematch

>ynr Krylov was a havyweight and kick the shit out from a reg heavy Harris

This guy is so lucky that the CHAMP didn't go full WWE and heem his faggot ass on the spot.

is this the no-leg spammer? you fooled me yesterday and i won’t be humiliated like that again

Im lukas

*angry skeleton noises*

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I had a very similar visualisation. How do you think the first round goes?

walahi i'm white

>gets ko'd in the 1st in the rematch 2 years later again

Gastelum and Max double. What shall I spend my winnings on lads?

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So happy this jackass got USADA’d
Legacy = FLUSHED

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I think the first round will be Kelvin walking towards Israel while getting pieced up with kicks and jabs, I don't think he'll land that much in the first round, but I don't believe he's expecting to land hard in the first. I think he's going to use the first round as a measuring stick to time Israel, I think Kelvin knows he's not going to consistently piece Israel up with 10 combinations every round, it's going to be a short burst-knockdown-grappling swarm or flush finish.

>Le angry thick blood man

I AM HUNGRY

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If Max wins, does that make him a champ-and-a-half?

>shit tier genes
>shit tier physique

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My picks:
>Dustin Poirier
>Kelvin Gastelum
>Khalil Rountree
>Dwight Grant
>Ovince Saint Preux

I am undecided on all of these though. Every fight is pretty close. In fact the one I am most certain about is the Poirier vs Holloway fight, which is weird, considering how close that is.

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This ain't it grand wizard

Redpill me on ATT's strength and conditioning coach Phil Daru, he works with Dusting, JDS, Joanna . What do you think overall ?

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i dont give a shit, i want to post my picks, since i am leaving in 10 minutes and won't have internet access till the fights

Some guys just want to eat

>le 3 piece and Soda man was too SHOOK to attend the press conference with Ben Askren

What do we make of this lads?

cant live up to the expectations that everyone has recently been setting on him

Maybe he just couldn’t make the presser. Don’t know why Askren is going if his opponent isn’t even gonna be there, though

Dustin Poirier vs. Max Holloway
Israel Adesanya vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Eryk Anders vs. Khalil Rountree
Alan Jouban vs. Dwight Grant
Ovince Saint Preux vs. Nikita Krylov

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Is this real

Max
Israel
Khalil
Alan
Nikita

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Hope I get at least one pick right this time, last event was embarrassing for /heem/

Holloway
Gastelum
Rountree
Grant
OSP

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Holloway
Adesanya
Rountree
Jouban
OSP

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Poirier
Gastelum
Rountree
Jouban
Krylov

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This is the best part

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The audacity you have to still post here

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Holloway
Kelvin
Rountree
Jouban
Krylov

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you think I can leave?

Going to 236 tomorrow lads, what should I wear?

>still falling for it

clean underwear

Well you stopped streaming without an explanation
tfatk merch

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The khalil meme?

Holloway
Adesanya
Rountree
Jouban
Saint Preux

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>Max
>Gastelum
>Anders
>Jouban
>Krylov
Theres no way I'm supporting a black guy

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Holloway
Adesanya
Anders
Grant
Krylov

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u must mean Khalil. Johnny Walker is a beast man.

Disgusting child abuser

Hey Tenshin, let's fight now

I mean submitting your picks to the spammer

***OFFICIAL B. P. SCHAUB PRESTIDIGITATIONS***
Holloway
Israel
GUARANTEED BANGER
GUARANTEED BANGER
GUARANTEED BANGER

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Can't wait for tommorow night boys, finna smoke a shitload of animal cookie and get a shitload of pizza wings and ice cream

Please stream tomorrow. PLEASE.

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How unfortunate

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I'll only do it because you asked

Gluttony is a sin

Holloway
Gastelum
Rountree
Jouban
OSP

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did he forgot to put your picks sometime?

I've been waiting for you to come back for ages we miss you

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Fuck you
Holloway
Gastelum
Anders
Jouban
Krylov

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>Holloway
>Meme Bender
>Khalil
>Krylov

filthy hypocrite

This guy really does look like a boogyman here

Poirier
Gastelum
Anders
Jouban
Krylov

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lads press conference is going to start

You forgot a fight

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Please be legid

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deadass

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Rose's record is pretty meh considering she's Champ

Max Holloway
Kelvin Gastelum
Khalil Rountree
Alan Jouban
Nikita Krylov

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There’s no good records in wmma

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Dustin
Fatstelum
Khalil
Jouban
OSP

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Take into consideration the depth of women's divisions pls

This

Let's go
youtube.com/watch?v=2ABjay32UKE

Holly "The Preacher's Divorced Daughter" Holm!

Based

I will never forgive her
Jeff gave up everything for her

Longest fucking intro

Take my picks you piece of shit

Francis looking fresh as fuck
I'm always surprised that because of his body he isn't a mouthbreathing caveman

Holly was in Jon's hotel room?

>would the divorced blonde woman lie?

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She got divorced for him

Seething

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Dustin Poirier
Israel Adesanya
Khalil Rountree
Alan Jouban
Ovince Saint Preux

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OSP
Grant
Rountree
Adesanya
Poirier

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HAHAHAHA JORGE ABSOLUTELY EMBARRASSED
GOATren flushes him hard

Dropped. Divorce is a sin, inexcusable unless in the case of severe abuse.

>we just grew apart lol :)

God is waiting to heem these sinners in the afterlife.

Jack looking comfy

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Based biblical judgement guy

I thought Jacare said he was going to grow the fro back, what happened?

>Jeff

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>1st thing cejudo does is mention the gold medal
jesus christ man

HE'S HE'S HE'S HE'S HE'S HE'S HE'S HE'S

Dustin isn't great but he is good and Max's chin isn't going to last forever. Dustin has a 30% chance of winning.

he's he's he's h-hes he's he's h-hes hes getting it guys.

Based Henry

RIP Marlon, it's over. Henry just won

Holloway
Adesanya
Anders
Grant
OSP

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>You look like Mr Clean and talk like Michael Jackson
Marlon taking an early 10-8

>tfw the day of the victory song is banned by ufc
Why ufc is so political?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=cHo2skHHi_g

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Ngannou is so nice on the mic, hate when he forced that shittalk gimmick

Schaub roided when he was a football player but got off a little bit into his MMA career. This is common knowledge. It doesn't matter his wins are still legit. Cro Cop / Lavar / Shitrione all roided too yet Schaub still bootyblasted them.

Dustin at weigh ins "I'm gonna shock the world tomorrow night, knock this motherfucker out." I'm getting Vick vibes.

God the new belt is disgusting.

Aren’t Marlon and Henry both managed by Ali?

holly lookin like a snack

Robbie always sounds and looks so uncomfortable

yeah, she was gifted the win over Torres and has lost to glorified gatekeepers

I'm surprised by Francis and Orc Smif every time they speak

>respected American Olympic athlete
>managed by a terrorist
pick one

ikr he always has that half smile, pure anxiety

*picks two*
It's that easy

heeminder he STILL heems khabib

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He hates doing media shit

Blessed
Fatselum
Khalil
Grant
Krylov

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He can't because Cormier won't rematch him and Jones is scared of losing his 0 and will only fight bum HWs.

LACK OF DISCLIPLINE
NOT SECURE WITH YOUR MASCULINITY
BRING THE FAMILY BUCKET
WAKE UP JORGE

poor guy he needs like a support dog or some shit

Askren on another level

why does this man always get the first question
and why does he always suck the ufc's dick when he asks his questions

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Khabib hasnt been tested by a legit grappler and the one time he did he clearly lost but won a bullshit decsion. TIbau the goat

>Amanda, all these bitches are bums. What is left for you to accomplish, like, why the fuck you still here?

Omg he said it he said the 3 piece and a soda lol

Leave Henry alone he's just doing a Kurt Angle gimmick.

>cyborg in the comment section

think you just answered your own question

DE FUNNY THEENG

Holly slurring

Wow, a fat cunt reporter complaining about naughty words, WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED

>cyborg in the YouTube comment section shitposting with everyone else
Actually based

What is this look called

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MPB

what a beautiful lass

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Disney movie lesbian

>HYAH!
>I'M A MAN

the Vasquez

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would luv t' show 'er me swamp

UFC ARE CUNTS FOR CONSTANTLY GIVING RDA PRESSURE WRESTLERS
IT'S CLEARLY HIS WEAKNESS WHY ARE THEY GIVING SO MANY IN A ROW

Couple Askren-bites so far
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was that pop for Rose or Helwani lmao

based smif being reasonable

based

Holloway
Fatselum
Roundtree
Joe Ban
OSP

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>lol acclamation isn't real

>realization of no brain

Rose. I wonder how many in the audience know Helwani

Yeah, it's like they are gonna torture him and he knows about it but doesn't want to show it
The guy is absolute bum on the ground but it's all grapplers curse apparently

anyone who hasn't got a question yet? seems to be balanced

For Rose.

that's the wrong acclimation

I talk the same after a few days up on the yayo

God I fucking HATE Rose, this fragile mentally disturbed groomed stockholm syndrome dependent cunt. I need Andrade to knock Pat's cum out of her.

holy shit Andrade stop talking
make it easier for your translator

do you have henry stuttering
>he's he's he's

BASED SMIF

What look is this

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lmao Rockhild still getting shit hasn't even fought in so long

COCKHOLD IS FINISHED

Lmao smiffff

>puke cuckold

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WE ON A MISSION HUR, INNINOUT

can't wait

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/heem/ btfo

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BASED SMIF
FUCK LUKE WARM

>Luke rockhold's a fucking piece of shit
Based

...

Le cute boy

"I'm a boy!"

the "genetically engineered to fuck your girlfriend" look

Its official, Rockhold a shit

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Ariel walking on thin ice with a 2nd round of Brock announcements

Why do people shit on Cyborg so much? She's one of the most fan friendly fighters

Dana calling for the Stipe instant rematch

I'm back

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Bisping's presence is still felt

I WANNA GET RAPED BY JESSICA

Askren on Jorge's strenf
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Because she is an ugly juicehead. Seems like a nice person though.

UFC playing hardball with Bork?

>ugly
sure, brainlet

Dana just lying as usual.

Could Andrade look any more lesbian?

this bitch is at least a 25er if not 35

>ruining your career with some nog

>Cejudo and Marlon just forcing the shit talk
>probably both prompted by Ali

Based Henry leaning into the meme
He is saving ManletMA

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CEJUDO WEIGHT

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I just got in, any big fights announced?

ROASTED

You next

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>they watch mandrama

If you had to pick 1 piss sample of a fighter from an event in the past to be tested for EPO.

Which sample would you choose?

I like Andrade but she straight up looks like a muppet

He is already more entertaining than Mighty Midget ever was

Based Askren calling out Dana live on stage

Smif on Rockhold
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>RDA's a stud

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I knew he was overrated as soon as Joe Rogan started calling him the best grappler in mma.

>Lee didn't shit talk Askren at all
kek

Vitor

FUCK I HATE ASKREN

wtf is this dude?

who the fok is that guy

IT SEEMS LIKE
A LOT OF YOUR FIGHTERS
ARE MOVING WEIGHT

Why the fuck this soiboi is screaming?

IT'S THE SCHMO

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Based!

165 tournament happening

RIP SCHMOE

based

WHAT

Look at this duuuude

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oh my god it's the SCHMO

Alpha af

Single-handedly ended the press conference, based

RDA about to get wrestlefucked for the 100th time

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BASED SCHMO GETTING THE FINAL QUESTION

Conor would have trashed Woodley and been triple champ but Nate had to not be a bum

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Did Woodly even get to talk?

He is going to take Khabibs back and shout USA

lmao

imagine if we got robbed of that dime because they ran out of time

Who let Emo Phillips in the building

Didn't even notice he was there.

Man Lee did not seem to want to fight Askren kek

yeah I think everyone did

Probably the only time Id be happy when ASSKREN wins,fuck kebob le cutbaby bitch

I guess Youtube meme crowd has taken over journalism too now. Just act like a fucking retard to get attention.

Should stick to hard journalism and build a reputation that way like Ariel. No shortcuts.

What the fuck is that

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Because Joe Rogan doesn't talk about him a lot. Meanwhile he started calling Max the goat featherweight after he beat Ortega. There's a clear ufc hype machine but you can use it to your advantage if you're smart. Like how Till was super hyped up before he fought Woodley, to the point where he was the betting favorite and the same with Ortega. Also Dana is trying to make Max their next star they, which explains why people close to the ufc have been hyping him up so much. They expect him to win this so that make the Khabib meme fight that no one wanted to see until Max suddenly became the "goat featherweight".

239 gonna be lit boiiiis

what's up with Jacare? Moving really slow, looks out of it

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TJ SPEAKS

Dumb Rose gonna get KO

>hard journalism
>Ariel

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOOK AT THIS GOOF AND LAUGH LADS

The Schmo
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>Man Lee did not seem to want to fight Askren kek
At first I thought Askren was just bullshitting, but now I think nobody really wants to fight him

My sides where did this guy come from

instant classic desu

lmao what a lil bitch

Roaring

A star is born.

Redpill me on the 165 division, why does Dana hate it so much?

Really hope so

youtube.com/channel/UC-muTcRmDEEBTV8F8Fm82pA/videos

at this point Henry should just go full Kurt Angle and just wear his gold medal everywhere

Holly rushing back to her hotel room to "nurse" Jonny back to health

i reckon robbie will be revealed as the next wife beater.

I love and hate Askren at the same time. I don't mind whether he Heems or gets Heemed because either way it will be hilarious. He is a nuclear powered meme machine

I think he might start doing that, to be honest.

He always looks like that, I think. One of the last behind the scenes they did for his fights they showed him hitting pads and he was just going about it real light and moving kinda stiff. Guess all those years of fights and jits take their toll.

To milk him back to health

He should wear his singlet and gold medal everywhere, would be based.

This is how I fell about Elias Theodorou

what did he mean by this?

He thinks it'll make 155 and 170 weaker

No one wants to fight him because he's not a big draw but he's a really talented fighter. DC has fought the "my bawls is hot" meme man and is not about to fight the WWMeme man next instead of fighting Stipe or even Ngannou. HW turned into a shit show which is a shame because there are some good fighters like Stipe, Ngannou, abd Blaydes. Hopefully the DC Brock pay per view tanks and DC loses to a roided up Brock. That's probably the best case scenario at this point. DC will fight Jon again before he fights Stipe because no one expects him to beat Jon.

He doesn't want too many weight classes to avoid thinning out 155 and 170

it seemed especially bad though, almost like he was carrying an injury. Just walking seemed like trouble

155 is a fucked up logjam since the moment Frankie beat BJ
There's enough talent to support another division

Hope this clown gets another beating and eats that third L in a row so I dont have to hear his stanky leg ass calling out Conor/GSP/Khabib anymore

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HEY DANA IT'S THE SCHMO

He doesn't want when fighters fluctuate a lot because it makes it harder for him to hype them. 155/165/175/185 makes it very ease to have a fighter to fight in 2 weight classes in the same time

I hope I hate her hippie "be a good person" gimmick even though she's a cage fighter. Joanna was way more entertaining.

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He beat Edson between his last two losses

Askren won the conference but Cringejudo won the story of the conference by finally finding his gimmick and voice
Schmo won the post credits scene of the conference

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This. His tears bring me great joy.

>instagram.com/p/BwKckBeFcx3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

dude looks rough lmao

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He going full Schaub

What the fuck is wrong with his face. Is this the fastest JUST of all time?

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Epo crash

I'm gonna be there!

Al Iaquinta is this dudes daddy now and forever

blessed and schmoepilled

looks like shit, talks like a retard.

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Very unlikely. Not many KOs in that division. Though I hope she loses and I hope the new champ is more active. Rose was better as a contender than she was as a champ.

This steve jobs looking mf gonna get neck cranked back to the early prelims

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>fat tyler is real

Cause most people here are cazzies

How is this even possible?

>poor me
why can't he just take a page out chael's book and not be a massive faggot about it.

Nice! Belt out a chee hoo in the crowd for your 4channel buddies here

Wait did USADA really not test for EPO? What the fuck?

lol nope

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Because she was on heavy duty drugs earlier in her career to train non-stop and build up the body and skills that later won her fights.
She even tested positive earlier, and now she is bragging how clean she is. And didn't she test positive for diuretic, then it was covered up? IIRC that prompted the creation of her current weight class, because she had to take supplements to make weight.

new

JUST

>starts EPO testing
>tj loses
>cain loses
>tyron loses

really gets the old noggin joggin

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What were those retards thinking

TJUST Killmeshaw

Cody redemption arc imminent

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topkek

>Ronda Rousey fought more recently than Dominick Cruz
lel

IMMA LOOK INTO IT

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corny

Holloway
Israel
Rountree
Grant
Krylov

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Cody is too dumb to correct the 1 simple weakness he has, that and he admitted to roiding as well, so if he gets caught he is going to look even worse.
Even if he keeps his hands up, he is still a chinlet as well.

NOW IMAGINE NGANNOU ON EPO

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haaaaaaan

dis fight gon b lit 100 fingers laugh

you best get limber boy

>Name my gang /heem/

Blessed Express
Kelvin
Khalil
Jouban
OSP

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Is beautiful. Where is it?

DONT HAVE TO

looking thicc