/hoc/

Has the 8th seed from both conferences ever met in the finals?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Influenza handed Carolina the cup when Buffalo literally had 4 of their top 6 D miss Game 7 due to illness

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the only time the 8th seed won was the LA kings, and the other team wasn't an 8th seed

>4 hours straight
incel

For me, it's competitive sauna against complete strangers at the gym.

reminder

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Just wondering why we get carly agro and not her. Treat her well bros she is a qt

you also had the lead until the end. That buffalo team was insane and should've made the finals lel

>edmonton and hongcouver cheering for flims
ummmm

based and jerkpilled

post her

Inaccurate
>support is divided by state/provincial boundaries

Northwest Ontario is Jets, not Leafs. Half of Saskabush is Flames not Jets. Highly doubt Minnesota is Jets. BC is definitely not even watching hockey and not the Flames.
Also
>Quebec
>Bruins
Wew

based and C of Redpilled

>We just had sex for like 4 hours straight

WE DID IT r/AAF_Football and r/XFLFootball! WE BEAT THE DUNDON MENACE!

this, sask is mostly flames/oilers. Jets only came back in 2011 so most people cheer for alberta teams.

Newfoundland is about 50% Leafs, 35% Habs, 10% Bruins and 5% other

what happened here?

?

>bruins
keeeeeeeeeek

>ima hook a player on our pp
>shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Reminder that Wisconsin is not cheering for the bloos but for the great game of hokkei.

seems user was banned for shilling post2post? kinda weird considering all the shannon posters. oh well.

jannies mad that the bing bings lost

Flames vs. Blues WCF
Maple Leafs vs. Islanders ECF

10/10

whered everyone go

the james neal redemption arc is starting soon boys :)

Leafs beat the Isles. The game winning goal comes from Tavares. After he scores, he blows kisses to the fans in attendance. He then unfortunately gets shot leaving the arena, because he pissed off a bunch of fatasses from the Bronx.

passed out i reckon. seemed like /hoc/ was drinking heavily tonight.

actually, bucko

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one of the six baseball threads, i imagine.

this looks about accurate

I was touching my peanus weenus.

Leafs beating the islanders would be impossible because they go to a finals, which will NEVER EVER happen

CONFESS

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its time.

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thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=UnyLfqpyi94

no CIAnigger I'm not telling you shit

>Leafs beating the islanders would be impossible because they go to a finals, which will NEVER EVER happen
>both teams historically have won the stanley cup
>therefore both teams have gone to the finals in the past
You really don't grasp the concept that history repeats itself do you?

I’ve been talking to my ex while taking to a new girl. The new on really likes me and relies on me and it makes me feel bad.

Why do you have such shit taste in music?

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>ronald mcdonald jerseys

Apologize

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Really annoyed that I missed game 1 of the Leafs, sitting here at work during a short break trying to read into what went right for the Leafs
What's your guys take on the game? All memes aside, the insight from /hoc/ is useally better than those who are paid for insight
I'm reading Marner was exceptional? Freddy had a great game? Rask wasn't all that good? Marchand invisible?

Those alternates looks so damn good, should just make them their default home jerseys desu

Nah man. Blues were heavily outplayed for most of game 1. Jets are going to goon it up big time next game.

come on it's fire related

are the jannies the shannon posters?

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SORRY MIKEY PLZ DONT GET INJURED

yeah, i didn't see the leaf game so I really can't comment on that but those jerseys are really sharp. Makes me wish the oilers went back to their old colours and not traffic cone orange

just shot my puck topshelf

This was not on the script Gary sent me but it's close to accurate.

Bright light city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn,
So get those stakes up higher
There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there
And they're all livin' devil may care
And I'm just the devil with love to spare

Viva Las Vegas, viva Las Vegas
How I wish that there were more
Than the twenty-four hours in the day
'cause even if there were forty more
I wouldn't sleep a minute away
Oh, there's black jack and poker and the roulette wheel
A fortune won and lost on ev'ry deal
All you need's a strong heart and a nerve of steel

Viva Las Vegas, viva Las Vegas
Viva Las Vegas with you neon flashin'
And your one armbandits crashin'
All those hopes down the drain
Viva Las Vegas turnin' day into nighttime
Turnin' night into daytime
If you see it once
You'll never be the same again

I'm gonna keep on the run
I'm gonna have me some fun
If it costs me my very last dime
If I wind up broke up well
I'll always remember that I had a swingin' time
I'm gonna give it ev'rything I've got
Lady luck please let the dice stay hot
Let me shout a seven with ev'ry shot

Viva Las Vegas, viva Las Vegas,
Viva, viva Las Vegas

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Tkachuk is hardcore

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Cringe

How many seasons until he gets the hobo smile from a normal tackle

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it's pretty sad that the canadian team that did the best in the regular season only did so with the help of many americans. it's not only bad enough that americans win all the cups lately but even when a canadian team is good it's due to the effort of some american chad like Wheeler or Tkachuk or Matthews

What is life, if not a joke
One night she went out for smokes

not long if he keeps avoiding using a mouthguard properly. he's going to look like Bobby Clarke soon

we used to be the best but then everyone realized hockey was cool and got better than us :/

it's easy to be the best when you're the only country that takes the sport seriously. don't be too sad it just means the sport is getting more worldwide recognition

What's your favourite country song?

youtube.com/watch?v=1BkZ8ci8_k4

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I think we're still doing okay considering we're 1 tenth of the USA's population

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did the leafs outplay the bruins or did the bruins just not show up?

hard pill to swallow but I think you're right

rph

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my favourite poster

my favorite posters.

>burger team that can't into hockey will challenge this for GTI

I have lots of favourite posters

nobody quite does it like piano user. consistent good taste and vibes.

>When someone doesn't like my numbers

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my favourite poster

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your average >shorks fan
youtube.com/watch?v=5YG9Na5F9eg

i fucking hate being retarded.
youtube.com/watch?v=pEAUvUSrbrg

>Sue BAN
Based Bob Cole. F.

Good night buds. Looking forward to more playoff hockey

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Just make the whole map Laffs, they outnumber all fan bases, even in their own arenas

in the south maybe.

night /hoc/

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The one about trucks and drinking after a long day of work. Mamas cooking and blue sky. Got a real good woman in a small town, cold beer and a new pair of jeans.

wheres that cuck british avs fan? I want to laugh at him

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>laffs win
>flimflams win
wtf jest?

youtube.com/watch?v=ilAJJ3WHg6g

out classed.

see

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McDavid golfing. Heh

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Finish the sentence: Blots will ......

beat the teds

Ruin the memory of an incredible season by losing in round 1

Who's the qt?

>golfing

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Only SHIT games on today

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Win the cup or not win the cup, causing massive shitposting either way.

the only good weeb is a dead weeb

Name two (2) Dallas Stars players.

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Mike Modano
Mats Sundin

LETS GO ISLANDERS

How we feeling today Leafbros?

For me sun is brighter and the coffee is sweeter

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I took a nap and woke up thinking about hockey

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I had a dream that Keith Kinkaid and Peter Mrazek died from having their throats cut by skates like Clint Malarchuk.

This is an excellent post for me to reply with my 965503 hours in photoshop original shoop

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even though i went for tampa in my bracket, i hope the jackets win. then the pongs, then the blues and then the sharks.

Just as a friendly heads up you can upset hurricanes posters in their game threads easily because they don't know anything about hockey

preds*
bolts*
stars*
avalanche*
ducks*
what's up with the softbelt?

I think they get mad because they can't discuss hockey, so they whine about refereeing

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Finland, is in fact, Sweden/Finland, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Sweden plus Finland. Finland is not a country unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Swedish system made useful by the Swedish religion, system of government and Fenno-Swede elite comprising a full country as defined by the UN.

Many /hoc/ posters interact with a modified version of the Swedish nation every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Sweden which occupies Lapland and Österland is often called "Finland", and many of its citizens are not aware that it is basically the Swedish nation, developed by the Swedish Kings.

There really are Finns, and these people do live there, but they’re just a part of the country. Finns are the proletariat: the worker bees of the country that gather the resources and work in the businesses that Swedes run. The Finns are an essential part of the country, but useless by themselves; they can only function in the context of the Swedish system. Finns are normally used to do manual labor under Swedish supervision: the whole country is basically Sweden with Finns added, or Sweden-Finland. All the so-called "Finnish" accomplishments are really accomplishments of Sweden/Finland.

my favourite is when randy attempts to make a big brain post and ends spewing drivel that boils down to "gotta get pucks deep and in the slot" or "we just gotta start playing our game"

Game 1. It's the end of the 3rd period, your team is defending a 1 goal lead...

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aho could have scored on that play

fren, every playoffs gamethread is like 90% false flag shitposters.
during the reg season, there's maybe 15-20 unique posters in my team's gamethreads, and now there's 90.

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i always find hooks like this odd.

who plays goalie alot here? when a player does something like this, are you thankful or pissed? like the marner hook today. would you pissed at the player or thankful?

Based Oshie putting the finn in the bin

hahahaha what a dick

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>Hagelin led all caps forwards in ice time

I'm sorry but what the fuck?

fight speed with speed

>the ploffs are actually entertaining this year

Gotta hand it to Gary

Vrana only had 12 minutes and he's just as fast. I have to wonder if Rierden is being cute with his line combos and will only change them up if the offense continues struggling. The first period was nice but I think the Caps just caught Mrazek napping

chance the bolts will lose today aswell?

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we are just leafs in the wind

how does this make you feel /hoc/

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Depends if kucherov decides to show up

I for one support the whiteout

I just took a big smelly stinky. It looked better than the pooins looked last night desu

100%

answer me! why do cunts do these retarded hooks? why do they put their goalie in those positions of either a power play or a penalty shot? surely the goalie has more chance of saving an odd man rush than he does saving a penalty? or 2 mins of powerplay?

rofl. what a bunch of victim playing CUNTS

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On a clear scoring opportunity it’s always retarded otherwise it’s not always terrible as long as the team isn’t abysmal on the p kill

surely the bruins goalie wanted to punch that cunts head in after the marner hook?

Evidence Jets are the true team of the white race?

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my favourite part is how its ok for her to make an awareness group called "black space" buts its not ok for the team promote a "whiteout"

"It's triggering for some people. For marginalized communities — whether that's black communities, Indigenous people of colour, folks with disabilities, queer communities, it impacts us all."

yep cause when whites show pride all minorities suffer

Can John TortaTEDa do it? Can he take the Lightning down 2-0 on the road?

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no, ride’s over and torts is losing the next 4
funny the teds were so delusional to think they could actually get a sniff of round 2

its not whites though, its jets fan. hope next time she sees a white car she jumps in front of it. what a fucking moronic cunt. and i mean cunt in a bad way.

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We've trusTED in torts in the past, and that trust has not been betrayed.

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lmao tranpa is getting desperate
what happens when the ted blow through another one of your assurances?

>he actually thinks he can resist the Ted Onslaught

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You know wedding dresses being white triggers me too. Imagine me as a little girl watching the tele seeing all these beautiful independent strong women walking down the aisle. Not only are they giving their life away by getting married to a man the ultimate symbol for the patriarchy but ontop of it the dress is white, the veil, is white. Does it not remind you of something horrifying? The white gown that goes down to her feet just like the white robes thats symbolic of racism.
Sure you might mention that it's symbolic of culture, reflecting certain things like purity but can't you hear the insanity in that statement I just said? White = pure, all it's doing is trying to put it in your head that white is perfect and pretty while the others aren't. Not to mention the government supports all of this too with tax benefits going to the marriage. Systematic oppression needs to end. WEAR GREY WEDDING DRESSES.

>he thinks I’m a tampon gay fan
You guys have been hitting ted’s bong too hard. If you’re counting on the columbus blue jackets, you’re gonna have a bad time. Just sayin

what kind of faggot brings up and defends a team he doesnt cheer for lol

>mad
>at hockey team

will we still be friends after tomorrow?

it depends

>why don’t you like this faggy team that has never and will never accomplish anything and has fat retarded fans that do nothing but smoke weed in their dirty apartment and post their short mutilated cocks on a mongolian ice fishing forum
sure is nu/hoc/ in here

so instead you defend trannies?
kek

no I’m just being realistic
not like you won’t laughing at teds once they drop 4 in a row you hypocrite

>no I’m just being realistic
like how the teds couldnt win game one on the road?
you're right about the second part though :^)

>the "people" insulting the Teds in this thread

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is lightning going to choke again?

digits confirm

Ya

>Bombston Ruins

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HOLY FUCK
BOMBSTON B-RUINS BTFO

>when you watch your son give the Maple Laffs a breakaway and lose the game
>the absolute state of the Ruins

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Please watch Vasilevskiy’s Redemption: Part II tonight lads

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No thanks.

today's games ranked by interest:

1. Teds vs Lightnigs
2. Islanders vs Pengs
3. Jets vs Blues
4. FagAss vs Shorks

This is accurate. Canada is a knower.

Fell asleep during second intermission.

Knew Avs would fuck it up. They're so reluctant to shoot the Puck unless they have a clear chance it's so stupid. Even on the PP it's just a fucking passing game.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

>All the bad guys won last night
Very cringe

Choke choke choke to Columbus

hockey

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Yes I totally want Boston to win another championship. Fuck outta here

Mfw we go down 2-0 to Islols

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It's all relative.
Boston > Toronto

Most interesting at the bottom right? No one actually cares about the leastern conference lol

Business idea.

Instead of the regular playoff format.

The 16 teams are all put into a lottery to decide who they face.

>Jets vs. bLose
>9:30 PM ET
What did Gary mean by this?

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For me it's Rebecca Johnston

I like caroline cameron

Post more ted 7s

After the teds game I’m actually pretty interested in the shorks-vegass game
The laffs need to lose just because they’re the most faggy team with the most faggy fan base

Everyone in Winnipeg is laughing at this nigger.

Nah that’s tampa

HORSE TACK IS ATTACHED

>Playoff Schedule
Game 2s tonight and tomorrow

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What the fuck I love the Jets now

Canada is doomed, you can't say anything without people like this showing up

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Stanley cup champion and veteran Ian Cole displaying his veteran presence doing fuck all in front of the net. Make sure you cross check him after he scores Ian. Let him know that's the goalies area, after he scores. Worst Dman almost all season. But hey, he's a Stanley Cup champ so he knows what he's doing. Nevermind that he has 0 positive impact every game. There's always next year Ian after some more playoff experience. This sweep will be a learning experience for you and the team. What a steal of a signing. I can't believe nobody else wanted to sign him.

im glad the white out is being addressed. This is VERY problematic

GOT NO STRESS I BEEN THROUGH ALL THAT
I'M LIKE A MARLBORO MAN SO I KICK ON BACK

your wish will be mandaTED

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>people attaching race to the word white and people, even black people, wearing white shirts
ayyyyy lmao

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So hungover. I think might end it lads.

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>white out!
oy vey! lets change that...
>whites out!

The mental gymnasitcs seem just downright exhausting for these people.

why you heff to be sad? is only game.

Have an ice cold tin of *sip* and some Mcdonalds like a man.

one day i hope our ted can find happiness like him

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thats her "gay bestfriend"

Ted is mine

do you think she polished their cannons?

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apparently there have been some dicks shouting racial slurs during this stuff

but its stupid how the whole thing has to be changed just because of few assholes

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choker necklaces are a telltale sign of shes into buttplay

what do you think happened to the original, protoTED? wonder if he's still in Akron

So this is what Ohioans look like

good times for some lucky lad

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He’s transcended humanity

so based

In a way, we’re all Finns

In the end, the real /hoc/ was the Finns we made along the way.

Is there a such thing as too many white people.

we should all feel wanTED

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>streams for mestis games and some shit divisions in europe
>none for liiga

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God intended for North America to be a white Anglo Christian society

Why is Yea Forums so trash outside of /hoc/?

It's all zoomers and third worlders
The anons that made it great have moved on or offed themselves

/hoc/ is white

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That and anytime someone tries to make a fun thread it’s deleted and he gets banned

because they're all european and south american soccer fans

Very late reply, i know, but boston fan here

Marner was amazing, was an overwhelming presence who took over the game. Andersen was also good, didnt have to make any really huge stops after the first 15 minutes or so but was very solid, a lesser goalie might have let one sneak in that changed momentum. >our first line was largely a non-factor after the first, the goal was nice tho. Matthews was a ghost, kinda forgot he was out there sometimes. Rask wasn't great but if you give up three breakways in like 5 minutes some are going to get scored. Boston actually had more shots in the game but just made a shitload of horrible mistakes and couldnt actually create chances, a lot of the game was played in the Leaf end but pucks weren't being put on net and Toronto was very opportunistic. My honest analysis was that Toronto was pretty average, other than Marner who was great, but Boston just played like poop and served it up for the Leafs. I kept thinking the whole way through that Boston had overlooked their opponent and were already gameplanning for Tampa

>tfw you will never see some yinzer thott get chewbaccTED

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Telia crackdown on Liiga streams hard

>go on twitter
>pick any active playoff team
>tweet "[opposing team] will sweep [your team] 4-1"
>watch retards screech 4-1's not a sweep

Never fails

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how devilish

Warmest of reminders yinzers are God’s chosen race

Yea Forums is probably the most nonwhite board which is why it’s mostly shit. /hoc/ is good because only whites and canadians watch hockey. The last game I went to I genuinely think I saw maybe 5 nonwhites out of thousands. It was beautiful

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Ohio more like Tedhio

>posting the outdated version

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yinzer is more of a pittsburgh thing. a bit in y-town but not really akron or the rest of ohio.

>Ay Tone, you seein' this shit? Wacko kids sayin' MILK'S da symbol ah friggin' skinheads??

the girl in that photo is wearing a penguins SC champs 2017 hat

Xheattle Dickgirls

>a fucking frog

To add to this, the >laffs kept the pace too fast for boston. Boston was able to occasionally get some sustained pressure, but most of its shots were bad quality. Boston needs to skate faster/be less lazy when defending and keep the >laffs from getting so many breakaways or easy shots. I think Rask would be better in a low-scoring game than Andersen. Boston also needs to abuse their last change advantage while they have it, if they're already getting outplayed now it will only get worse in Toronto.

oh i couldn't tell. looks like she's wearing a CBJ sweater though? weird.

user, girls are retarded and don’t actually like sports

there are dozens of unironic Pens-Jackets dual fans in Poolumbus

will never accept the xeattle mouthfeels as real pacific bros

>rags

checked

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>Finnish defensemen

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Qt jap hockey players kicking football outside.

t. Live next to women's hockey wc players hotel

Pics?

go up to them, shyly say "Kon'nichiwa" and see where it goes

>dyke puck has it's own thread
now THIS is a /hoc/ i can get into

Thanks mate

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Ted on the left

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No I have autism

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picks to click:
ted
pengs
jest
shorks

imagine getting shut out by fucking mike smith

LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES LETS GO TEDDIES

I think it'll be
ted
islels
jest
shorks (OT)

dont worry, adding yet another one dimensional manlet to the roster will solve everything

manlets are the future

the playoffs are now

>go up 2- 0 and choke AGAIN
>or blotsfags get btfo
never wanted a team to win more than ted tonight

FUCK DUNDON AND FUCK THE CANES

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Choke again or actually go up 3-0 should they win in amalie again

But who asked you tripfag scum

Just stopped by to remind you all that Carolina is gay and bad at hockey.

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>he STILL doesn't know what the fuck went wrong with the league
The name you're looking for is "Ebersol."

Who else have been shitposting
>laffs
all season, but is secretely a Maple Leafs fan due to having two Mats Sundin posters on the wall up until their late teens?

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>implying this absolves dundon
spotted the caniac

The image you posted suggests otherwise.

Carolina is firmly heterosexual and is actually quite talented at hockey.

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>watching niggercollide
>tripfagging a 52-day old dead pyramid scheme
it's only lunchtime, it can't be that much of a dead thread yet

>invest in a business
>it turns out to be a scam
>want to pull your investment out because you don't feel like losing money to a scam
>
>let's all blame that guy for not wanting to get scammed, instead of the guy who's pulling the scam
big think

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>Carolina is firmly heterosexual
source?

ha ha boats

Carolinigger Relocanes

what was the scam again? was it when dundon invested with full knowledge that nfl hadnt commited to cooperating with the league?

cheer slags show tummie that make my pp tingle

What goes on here?

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What do you mean

That's a really nice arena. Too bad all the teams that play there suck.

Remorse

Lots of nigger on nigger crime I imagine

Let’s go Jeff!

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>michelob ultra
jeffs a faggot

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Wet dreams of Yzerman

What is he looking at, and why has he left everything so spread out?

My favorite part is NBC Sports in the responses asking to use the pic

for me, it's a nice Goose Island IPA on tap across the way from the UC

Based.

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Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum

GO LEAFS GO

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Time for some good guy teams to win and even it up.

its long island. the entire place is really suburbs and highway

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It's raining. It's pouring.
The old man was snoring.
He went to bed and bumped his head,
And couldn't get up in the morning.

Nassaufags, everyone

They are kino. I hope they bring them back full time.

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funny how it's a pittsburgh beat writer covering it as the new york media doesn't even remember the islanders exist

I don't consider Arizona to be part of the United States.

Why? Shouldn't he be at home watching the game? Also, it's fucking April. It's still snow outside in the real snowbelt.

he's probably getting ready to do some tailgating before the game

Why so angry Sven

It's only a matter of time before full face cages or full face visors are mandatory. I'd say this happens within the next 20 years.

Do any black people live in Winnipeg?

he should be at work since it's still friday, but clearly he doesn't have a job

>islanders one step closer to sweeping
>no big LI khazar milkers posted
grim

finlan here ama

I'm not angry, Mads

TEDtacular post

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She looks like the kind of girl that would lick your ass during sex

i dont post 3D garbage. go to a shit board like /s/ for that

Do you alcohol?

Are Yinzer women quality women?

no unless offered for free

Boston looks incredibly terrible

I’d be shocked if they won a single game against Toronto

Boston is just way too slow for Toronto’s speed

Hello Yhdysvallat, Kanada, Norja and Tanska. Fuck off Ruotsi.

dated a yinzer once myself
no

her thigh game looks on point

>mad
>at ruotsi

Did you vote?

If you like them fat, drunk, and stupid, sure

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are they good in bed at least

>the city of shitlumbus

yeah, i stuck it out cause she was a great fuck

yes the first day of the voting starter

ohioans are just trying to make it in the world like you or i

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Yeah, I'll come back when some good posters actually show up

who did you vote for

I will vote on sunday

I’m here but I agree the fins need to leave

same, they look so good

#74

>actively wanting reddit posting hours

I think he means he wants playoff games now

dont be so sure

>playoffs are back and s*an is here again

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when you sleep with a yinzer, you're sleeping with every other yinzer on Earth too

I'm sure the facesitting was off the hook

good afternoon leafs nation

so in filth and grease?

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yep im thinking its going to be a clean sweep of boston

When you have sex with any women who isn't a virgin, you are having sex with everyone she has had sex with. So basically you are gay.

>going back to Liiga
He should come to SHL instead. Liiga is barely better than the Swedish 2nd tier

You can have him

this tbqh

I'm going to be driving into Ohio tomorrow lads, will be spending about 24 hours there. What should I watch out for?

based hockey tailgaiters

greatness

you mean Flames Nation

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I might actually be scared if toronto wins the series

I bet you sounded differently in the summer of 2016.

Where does he go to the bathroom?

depends. which part of ohio?

its happening

extreme poverty and boredom

Obviously happening

>DAE just HATE the new star wars? they’re the best selling but because of JEWS and be sure to vote trump 2020!

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Suburbs on the north side of Cincinnati. Might make a trip to an international food store to see if I can pick up some Finnish delicacies.
>boredom
I'm already bored thinking about it.

drug addicts and chain restaurants

92010978
go back to Yea Forums or whatever rotten shithole board you came from

I was never a fan

the absolute state of Oh*oan ""cuisine""

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literally nothing wrong with chili on pasta you cuck

>it literally looks like shit
How can such a state so utterly dismantle the "best" NHL team?

>chili on pasta
fucking trailer trash.

How are yellow facers coping right now?
Be honest

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>pizza pizza
>piece of pizza
aw son of a bitch

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Fuck I love hockey

don't ever post that again plz

>any adult having an opinion, good or bad, on a movie franchise for children

Pizza > hockey

unironically tasty as fuck. it's missing cheese, onions, and beans though.

car parts > i f k

>tfw spilled my last box kraft dinner everywhere before even eating any
why is being a snes fan perpetual suffering?

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skyline chili is beanless

/hoc/ filenames

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damn that's rough. have a (you)

>AAAAAAA how could this happen to MY Star Wars fucking women trump said hed stop this moo maga maga

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it looks like dirt on rancid noodles

>injecting muh orange man bad into everything
this level of derangement

>he doesn't eat dirt

just took a BIG stinking Skyline lads, had to use half a roll of tp

>parents are in Cuckholm over the weekend
>I am kitty sitter

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reddit teams
>Nashville
>Winnipeg
>Calgary
>Vegas
>Tampa
>Toronto
>Washington
>Pittsburgh
Yea Forums teams
>Dallas
>St. Louis
>Colorado
>San Jose
>Columbus
>Boston
>Carolina
>NY Islanders

>they called me a cuck faggot and used a caricature of how I look and act :(
>I know, I'll repost it as a 'no u'!
hope my T-levels are never this low

>not taking a no wipe dump
Sad!

skyline chili has no fiber in it
we already established this

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swap calgary and toronto with san jose and boston.

Watching hockey with a cat is top comfy

>m-maga heh c-can’t stop w-winning

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Toronto is Canadas team

wrong

Calgary isn't too bad but the >laffs and the Caliphate of al- Toronto are peak reddit.

comfy is just a code word for pleasant desu

at least these two look like normal people

Hillary lost get over it

what the fuck are you doing? stop embarrassing yourself.

92011358
get the fuck out of this place if you just want to degrade it into /pol/

calgary is based, toronto ends boston fags. win/win anyway

what are you trying to suggest user?

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ya steamin'

Yinzer chads take all the human-looking women of Ohio for themselves

will the shorks actually do it this year

>Toronto
>Canada
lol

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>Carolina
>not reddit

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do what

APOLOGIZE

how are they visible minorities if they be 63% tho

kys zoomer
grim

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Yea Forums teams
>pedosota

4channel.org teams
>Bosstown

reddit teams
>the rest

every city must be comprised of 100% minorities to fight racism bigot

>The Rise of Skywalker

Who imports brown people? JEWS

Who ruined the NHL? GARY

coincidence...?

>spend all of 2015 trying to “meme” trump into office
>to absolutely nobody’s surprise, he’s an incompetent buffoon hellbent on being as much of a racist pos as possible
>”NOOO STOP SAYING MEAN THINGS ABOUT DADDY TRUMP”

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Stadi is the only city in the world

youtube.com/watch?v=PEmeMs_xLK0

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I can't be the only one who's tired of Disney shoving more Star Wars down our throats... right?

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Stadi is gay

made a new /hoc/ thread nice and early just so we can have a thread war to kill soccerfags

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You're gay if you refer to your hockey team as the boys

Lets fucking go boys!! There are still some doubters out there, lets keep proving people wrong and make them look silly. I'm soooo amped up
LETS GO ISLANDERS!!!

I'm gay if you're gay

Bönde > Lande > Hesa

Movie industry is fucking garbage and a waste of time now, just read books instead of watching tv, and watch hokkei of course

jets fan here

based

WE DEM BOYS

eh, the final trilogy was expected
the spinoffs are a bit much

just wish they gave credit to the universe novels instead of pretending this is all new canon

Realistically, Voynov is going to be playing next season.

>Bettman tries to throw the book at him
>Voynov was out of the league for 3 years
>NHLPA and independent arbiter will overrule the NHL
>Voynov gets a slap on the wrist
>Bettman happy because it was the NHLPA's fault, not his, that Voynov is back in the league

Literally no one loses.

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the gif isn't working

the beaners of la are gonna lose if they believe voynov is the still the same caliber of player from 2015

Angels and cubs are on if you're bored

>MOVIES BAD TRUMP GOOD

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I watch 2 TV shows and sports. I'm so over TV and movies. I'm tired of politics, food commercials, and starving kids. I have Hulu and Netflix, $25 total a month, and have access to the shows I want to watch.

Cable can get fucked

>bing bing wahoos
>not reddit

He's been playing in the KHL so its not like he's been sitting on his couch and punching his wife for the last 3 years. Obviously his play is going to decline (ex: Ilya Kovalchuk, also on the Kings lel).

My point is that DinDuNuffin himself will get off and Bettman will look like the hero for trying to throw the book at him.

its one of those labeled gifs but dont work at all. damn shame

92011620
hey buddy, Yea Forums is right nextdorr. go there, not here

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Amazing connection retard. He mentions Star Wars fatigue and you go to Trump. Get fucked, Nu Wars sucks ass

actual evidence of trump derangement syndrome in action lads wew

Why do you pay for Hulu and Netflix if you don’t watch movies and watch two tv shows?

$25 a month is better than $100 a month after paying for the bells and whistles

don't give him (You)'s, PLEASE

how many /hoc/ threads can we make today? I want to have soccerfaggots cry when their ""board"": is flooded with 5-10 editions of /hoc/ after what they did with their dumb tsuu spams

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it's called a 5 way

TOronto is 4chans team considering how much butt hurt they cause this entire board lol

>the spinoffs are a bit much
Both Solo and Rogue One (especially the latter) were miles better than either of the final trilogy movies we have so far

BASED
>the alpha bracket

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ole's at the wheel

unironically had no idea a new (((diversity wars))) was announced until basedboy b8 spamming started

shame that had to change

But you don’t watch anything so why are you paying for it

you know it

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Why is the city of Winnipeg so racist?

this is it

because they are based maga vote trump 2020

Just in case

See I think you’re full of shit and watch tons of movies and shows on Netflix which is why you also have Hulu to get everything not on Netflix

Going to say it. The Blues can beat the Jets.

Winnipeg Jets; Most overrated shit?

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Die you stupid fucking whore

I think you're a big guy

No shit Sherlock

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You're not American so you don't get to have an opinion

Why can't the islanders play round 2 at the Nassau colosseum?

obviously because they actually have a goalie and he hasnt looked under pressure at all

>Class I'm in is fucking boring
>Girlfriend and I having problems
>Kings missed the playoffs by a mile
>Kings get boned in the draft lotery
nice

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>its not like he's been sitting on his couch and punching his wife for the last 3 years

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Because they won’t advance lad

THnak you

>Kings get boned in the draft lotery
Fucking buttman

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yes they all voted for trump

@TSNBobMcKenzie on Twitter 5 min. ago:
Todd McLellan is no longer a consideration to be the head coach in BUF. The Sabres identified McLellan as a candidate and had some dialogue this week but an offer/deal was never formalized/finalized. The expectation is McLellan may be the next head coach in LA.

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Don Cherry is the Donald Trump of the NHL

Is Winnipeg in central or mountain time zone?

good
the kongs deserve to suffer

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Hello friends

/lifelong/ rags fan here

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Did you have a traumatic childhood?

They are one hour behind the only relevant time zone

Much better than how people characterize him?

>completely incompetent xenophobic retard that talks like a 5 year old
Yep.

Well obviously he had posting from Finland.

would be cool to watch the playoffs tonight but we will probably both be sleeping desu

>mutt
>thinking his opinion on anything matters

watching the flames is top comfy

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Yikes

Not yikes

2 cubs home runs

>seething at elections 3 years later
lmao at your life

?

End this horrible thread

new

500

Was rooting for you. At least you guys have our #1 too.

Yes I have schizoid pd thanks for asking

This. /hoc/ shitposting memes aside, Skyline Chili is good, I usually order like 3 cheese coneys all the way at the one in Fort Lauderdale near where I live now. They have the fluffiest cheese.

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Kek