/hoc/

>admitting to being an incel
top kekkarino

your script is boring gary

yeah fuck you that series was complete bullshit stupid fucking trapbabbys manipulating the game

imagine being a seething phoneposter at a based team

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Gary better skip ahead to the good parts real quick or I'm gonna fart on this game.

why is /hoc/ so GOAT at gets

business idea we get jannies to make new threads for us for free

hockey is big in japan

the only based thing will be your tears when the isshits get eliminated

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Hokkaido is Snowbelt.

so is my weiner

is there an anime?

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It would be more based to see your penguins go bye bye for once

>stroke activity

No games until this coming winter

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Aye!

>92003515
>92003571
Stop fucking posting you faggot blink man gif avatar fag. Kill yourself, nobody here like your shit nigger gimmick. Go die.

sort your life out

>William Nylander
>pronounced "Nylander"
>Patrik Laine
>pronounced "Laine"
GAAAAAAARRRYYYYYYY

i will post my asshole on /hoc/ if my pens get eliminated by the fucking faglanders

almost as bad as that randy queer that used to avatarfag here

>t.

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do it. Shall be enjoying that greatly

blues
sharks

everyone else

I fucking bet faggot

All pro sports are rigged. Not the players or coaches, they're oblivious.

But the owners are in on it. They rig trades, the draft lottery, the schedules and everything. There's revenue sharing so it's a collective money pot, not 31 teams competing with each other.

stop forcing the randy meme

PTTBRGH is DUST

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ya absolutely boiling schizo

i'll force whatever meme I want.

Getting a little flustered there, Randy? Where is your obligatory Relocane image to inject with your post?

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Where is based sean?

how did canada lose, not one, not two, but three [3] hockey teams?

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can you force my memes

its funny seeing laffs fans celebrating 1 win like winning the cup lol. we all know what will happen when the important time comes. just wait for it :)

he went home crying after I doxxed him

for me its a ham and cheese sandwich with skittles

Remember that time the Las Vegas Golden Knight cut the jet in half with his sword?

lmao

randy here
I unlike many leaf fans here can actually remember my team’s last stanley cup
ama

I'll force my peenus weanus in your fartbox too.

Remember when the choking Capitals dunked on the Vegass Golden Showers?

lmao

kek

my autism has forced 2 memes

What was the third?

im glad randy stopped acting like such a massive faggot all the time.

Crying after talking about the Red Sox losing only for them to turn it around and win.

woulda been more fun if they dabbed on the yets :(

Flames are ass wtf bros you lied to me you said they were winning it all

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go knights

i genuinely dont know who you are referring to when you say randy. is he the guy who makes the pic related edits?

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the good guys
Isles
leafs
teds
caps
flames
bloos
stars

Bad guys
ruins
blots
pongs
canes
knights
shorks
avs
perds
jets

you shut the frig up.

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have sex

what do you do with all the money you save on rent from free housing?

why you gotta do that man?

FUCKING DO SOMETHING
!!!

>jewmASS
IT WAS 3-1
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>Randy talking about himself again
I guess we know who the real schizo is

Colorado is the team of English Canada. Fuck the frenchies.

not a single good game today

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this is a better list, not perfect but more accurate than the others

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crystal meth and funko pops

>NJ: Hughes
>Rags: Kakko
>Chi: Podkolzin
>Col: Cozens
>LA: Dach
>Det: Byram
>Buf: Turcotte
>Edm: Soderstrom
>Ana: Zegras
>Van: Boldy

Thoughts?

wow I must have goals or this game is shit

Course I do.

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for me, it's not naming imaginary posters for any given team due to one tripfag from Ohio

Mike Smith has the most boring mask of the last decade. Did he find it at a value village or something?

Colorado is ex-Nordiques

Abhorrent, apply yourself

>knights
>avs
>preds
>jets
>bad guys

>mad
>at the knights

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How come it’s only loser teams that have tripfags and namefags?

caring about masks is reddit

correct

Fucking Sbisa

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correct

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>In 1926, the WCHL suffered the same fate of the PCHA, and after fifteen years, the team subsequently folded, as well.

ottawa

Denver is Chad Incarnate

I unironically don’t mind blinkbro

blink poster is so cringe that hes evolved to post-cringe

Should have kept the Metropolitans.

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imagine being a /hoc/ regular
imagine not having sex

yikes

I want to be a fan of an NHL team
but I look for a losing team, pathetic, almost without fans, with a very low attendance, without any stanley cup and that also always live under the shadow of a more popular, more successful, most loved and most important soccer team of the Major League Soccer

jets and preds have become the bad guys because of sam and the banners

>cali/mexico-lite
gonna be a no from me dog

blink guy is based

FORT LAUDERDALE

imagine replying that flag

yes hello what the fuck do you want?

how are you today fernando?

>you just learned the Hurricanes aren't from Charlotte, they're in some city called "Raleigh"

What in the fuck. Is that a real city?

wait, canada folded two hockey leagues? wtf???

Dallas-Nashville was lit despite being written off as boring
explain the hate against the canes and preds without bringing up relocation or reddit
also
>leafs
>good guys

I need webms of zoomers doing Fortnite dances in $800 playoff seats

based vintage costa rica poster

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I like to call them the Vegas Golden Frights because of how frightening it would be to be a fan of them

houston coyotes

me drinky beer

leafs save us from the garbage that has boston winning again

didnt we find this guys name and picture

almost half a million people live there. It's also North Carolina's capital city

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I had sex once and it was awful, 20 minutes of awkward grunts and I had to buy breakfast too

they should relocate and their fans are reddit

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Where my Teds @

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>half a million
so not a real city

the official beer of the Seattle Sockeyes

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>preds
obnoxious fans that act holier than thou
also anime posters
also monkey defenseman
>canes
obnoxious posters screeching "you mad bro?"
also stupid cringe celly after the game

also neither are hockey markets

i wonder if we will ever know why he does this

>it was awful for me as well

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Considering the population of North Carolina that's definitely city size for them.

>IPAs

B I N G

B I N G

pedo out

t. drinks pisswater and is proud of it

I like pisswater.

where is cunnyposter leaf?

go back to r*ddit lmao

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Interesting. I've never heard of it desu. Always assumed Carolina Hurricanes were in Charlotte.

Based

holy shit lmao

even winnipeg has more people

i am enjoying this game lads.

flames crowd are a bunch of NPC; no offense, calgarians

so the idea of pk existing is actually offensive to you lmao

honestly will drink any beer lads EXCEPT fruit shit or the stuff made with mocha or whatever.

ipa>literally everything.

unironically drinking a Bud Light™ right now

You'd assume that's where'd they be considering that's where most of the stuff in NC is, but for some reason they went with Raleigh.

>anything except a porter or stout
SHANT

I’ll drink pretty much anything with alcoholic content

>Why yes I drink craft beers, my wife's coworker recommended this really hype chocolate-coffee milk stout. I'm touring the brewery tomorrow while they go see a movie together! :^D

seethe

Im drinking the pisswater shit cuz i wanna save my good pilsners and hefes for the weekend

>mad
>at good beer.

WAHOOOOOOO

Drinking (You)r Mother's bathwater right at this moment

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Naive Pretend Cowboys?

REPLY TO ME

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IPA is an ameican meme cause their beer sucks

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intermission fap material?

For me, it's watching my Avs while drinking some IPA :)

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exactly

is colorado known for ipa? i thought they brewed pisswater coors.

sure

god bless america

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Beer? no thanks. I'll take an Old Fashioned.

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Beer snobs are utter faggots.
We already decided this.

>anything but yuengling
and you fairies have the gall to mock others over anything

unironically sounds like fun

There are very few cities in the US that actually have populations over 500k.

must cost a fortune in funland

Yea Forums foot threads

beer snobs are alcoholics but with the mental gymnastics to justify it.

not really

they have foot threads?

Im guessing Raleigh is bigger with the suburbs and other cities close by. Winnipeg is only like 900,000 with all the suburbs and everything.
There's no way a sunbelt city that small could support a team lol.

based and Wisconsinpilled.

how much for a sixer? or are they sold in 12s over there?

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>my wifes boyfriend let me have a few IPAs

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The population of Green Bay is only 100k.

When did good beer become soi and PBR stop being the soi go to

where do you work out?

You're right, they have 1.2 mill in the metro area.

step up to flavor lad
this stuff is great

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>Yeah bro of course you're welcome to join us! We're grabbing some grapefruit-fusion hops before the Bernie rally, might go by the barcade on the way home after!
>I prefer to bring my own glass, you can't really experience the right flavors without a concave rim, ya know?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_population

the number is 35.

I haven't seen packages.

Unironically like Olympia Beer and it tastes better than most cheap ones, same with Rainier

no, it's literally the opposite.

You know way too much about this.

you buying single beers? this is not how i imagined finland operated

who are you quoting? yourself?

That's pretty small considering there are 285 cities with over 100k

>he doesn't throw macrobrews in his freezer and drink them after a bit of ice has congealed
baka

i just ordered a pizza delivery lads.
guess what toppings i got

lmao nice defending bing bings

*drinks 4 craft beer and then yammers on about it for 2 hours before throwing up in your sink and leaving at 9:30*

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Sierra Nevada is a really bad IPA, spurdo.

>not supporting your local brewery and instead shelling out money to beerjews.

BING BING

OH NO

black olives, minced garlic, mushrooms, bacon

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pbr will always be the beer of the working man

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back to the keg lifting academy for you, nerd

When all of them realized that IPAs exist and PBR isn't the only beer.
Hold me lads. They're coming for stouts and porters next.

FLIMS

everyone light up!!

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where do you live that's isolated from these xenoestrogenoids?

MANGIAPANE OH! MADDRON PASS THE GABAGUL

Maybe if local breweries didn't charge $12 for something that tastes like shit. The vast majority of microbrews are terrible. I support the good ones, which aren't common at all.

beetus

northern BC

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>202
>by 38 posters
>Within 2 hours
>5.3 posts per person
do u consider u guys your friends?

idaho

Idaho isn't even a real state you fucking potato.

Still that's pretty small. Even Edmonton is bigger.

don't care. it's nice here.

"support your local breweries" is codeword for "POZZ my faggot asshole daddy DNC"

yeah only basic lager is sold in packages

sup cousin

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those 5 posts per person conatin at least 4 shitposts

is that a yes or no to considering each other friends?

yeah but i think that whole eastern seaboard is like one big city, massive amounts of people outside of the metro area but close enough to go to a game

Lotta seething ITT

didn't even realize that was a state until I googled it

sure

we are frens that run Yea Forums

everyone in /hoc/ is sledding frens

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Must suck being a tastelet.

based fellow idaho lads

i’m at least 30 of those posts

yikes, time for you to nut up, grab a box of olvi and torille

IM GON TAKE MY HORSE TO THAT OLD TOWN ROAD IM GONNA
RIIIIDE TILL I CANT NO MORE

idaho no you da ho

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>tfw winter is over

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go sockeyes desu

to be fair there are a lot of local breweries in the US that make pisswater, slap a fancy label on it, and then make up some new type of beer so people don't call it pisswater.

im currently in MN rn and it just snowed! Lets go sledding /hoc/

BING BING OH NO

youtube.com/watch?v=mBgcKeFy_Vo

BINGBING

THIS is the flames team I expected

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[tipping of stetson hats and square-dancing intensifies]

I'm in Wisconsin and we got quite a bit of snow too. I'll go sledding with you fren.

refpuck do your thing

that's ok i only know of hellsinky.
so just buy the good ones.

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>30 of the posts
can u link 2 every post u posted?

klassik

Needing power plays to beat the worst team in the playoffs?

don't really like the flames, but tkachuk is based

>HELP US GARY

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haven't been on /hoc/ the last few days, how much of an implosion was there?

>tfw allergies
>tfw the sun's going to come out way too much
>tfw those sleepless stuffy nights are on their way.

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im the opposite. kinda like the flames but hate tkachuk

imo every team in these playoffs are good

>Broons lost tonight
Fucking leafs

honestly tkachuk makes me seethe pretty hard

alright finally going to bed, night /hoc/

Sledding frens! im tearing up RN, i never had a sledding fren, where we do meet? Alberta Lee? I don't know its so nice tho i never had frens 2 go sledding with as kid

lol why did you challenge that

same as jykkets tho, will lose next 4

wasnt it just reviewed?

OT getting hektik bois

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To be honest I don't know if I'd be able to make it to MN right now. My car is pretty fucked up from this winter and that would be a pretty far drive from where I'm at. I could probably swing Duluth though

Wow so this is the power of the storm surge?

lmao tell me ovi scored

glad you guys found eachother

ftw ywn get a playoff stormsurge

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Ovi is so damn good.

>muh elite defense

>Duluth
unfortunately im stuck in St. Paul until sunday for a family birthday or I'd totally go to Duluth rn bro. Christmas is fucked tho I hope you can get your car fixed on the cheap! Maybe we'll sled someday.

smfh im still mad the caps ended our playoff hopes, canes need to do better than this

me drinky 'nother beer

you going to the loons game sat? gonna be fun

heading to Walgreens, you guys want anything?

pusy

fabric softener

my 3 prescriptions to not cost like 150 dollars

Is aho the most overrated "underrated" player in the league?

Some pirates booty, lad

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based medicated mentally ill lad

damn thats shit

>loons
No but i should 2bh. I live near KC so ive been to some sporting KC games

Milk

a pint of Breyer's vanilla bean ice cream

do it, still some tickets left i think. new stadium is awesome, went to the STH tour a few weeks ago

Digiornos pls

ill give it a check m8 are you going to the Loons game?

Zinc picolinate supplement

Are the Bruins getting swept?

nah, i'm good.

>TVA sports loses tons of money and will probably shut down soon
no Nordiques anytime soon

Leafs in 5

What kind of darts do you guys think Torterella smokes, lads? He looks like he smokes cowboy killers

UMASS WINS

yeah i'll be there. my best friend's dad has really good season tickets and he takes me a lot.

LOLORADO BTFOOOOOOOOOOO X2

>the californian colony of denver

That's not an ideal situation for Carolina

>mourning tvas
RDS and based pierre reign supreme

ZOOMASS
O
O
M
A
S
S

will post a clip of that flying elbow no call when someone gets it.

OH NO NO NO

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yes, no sane being would mourn them, but they are the official broadcaster and are owned by the potential Nordiques owner, overall one more reason for Bettman to reject them again

does this mean the assalanche will mount a comeback only to get BTFO?

>you now remember that queerbeck built an arena, and paid several hundred million dollars only to be told they won't get a team
is there a city more cucked in the western hemisphere?

still praying for the Humboldt Broncos

based eggman

imagine thinking smith and jones won't absolutely shit the bed

nordiques 2.0 was always a pipe dream, gary would rather put a new team in fucking fresno than QC. Which is fucking bullshit because they have an arena and paid the money. The only hope is relocation but with the cats getting Q and the relocanes making the ploffs it's even more out of reach. Gary wants more sunbelt teams.

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MAMA MIA! MY-A BING BINGS

GOT IT

>this was not called for anything

twitter.com/23sabres/status/1116541219486752769?s=19

imagine being this scared

>fuck my wifes son was going to start calling me dad if our bing bings won tonight

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Can someone explain icing? It's only my second season watching hockey. I love this sport! :D

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I look forward to future sledding adventures

No one gives a fuck about Umass Amherst.

It was always a pipedream because it's an extremely small, strictly francophone market sandwiched between 4 larger, more historic, successful franchises

closest possibility was when Atlanta 2.0 moved

Well, um, icing happen when the puck come down, bang you know, before the other guys you know. Nobody there, you know. My arm go comme ça then the game stop then start up.

based vegass fan

>completely exhausted
>can't stop drinking and watching ploffs
somebody please shoot me

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what exactly is wrong with that?

>made smiling cringe
>made facial hair cringe
>made beer cringe
>made movies cringe
>made internet cringe
>making sports cringe
fuck numales

i have to go to work in the morning

are you me?

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I'm 14 beers deep and rapidly losing cognitive function.

Today's matchups fucking sucked

me drinky 'nother 'nother beer

get a fucking grip

time to kill yourself spergie

I don;;t thi nk yoyu guys are as drubk as me ruhgt now!

Agreed

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it'll be a Friday. no one really works on a Friday. just show up and fake it until everyone takes off early.

rounding beer 13 here lad
nice save by smith there

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>drinking 14 beers
piss beer confrimed

>14
busch league numbers, one of those finnposters said he put down 40 in a day once

the avs first line is gonna tire out after a couple of games, and the flames will absolutely btfo them huh

piss beer is the official beer of /hoc/

I remember the times when I could have 14 beers and feel perfectly fine next morning

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i used to work in an environment like that, but no longer

for me, it's drinking whiskey with my beer as to accelerate my drunk and also not get completely full.

alcohol is for alcoholics
USAF, IYAAYAS AMMO, 14 is bush league but good sporting

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i hope you're not drinking during your shits at the bread factory, god only knows how hard the seeds are to mix if you're not sober

Why not just drink vodka? It's cheaper, better for you, and way more efficient.

for me it's this but vodka and piss beer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG LOOK AT HIM YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

piss is the official drink of /cric/

For me, it's drinking an ice cold Cherikee Red instead of beer because I am only 20 and a good law abiding citizen.

you have 30 seconds to tell me why the finals wont be between calgary and new york

new york isn't in the ploffs

>vodka
>better for you
wew

92004814
>one game of one series

the advanced copy of the script gary sent me earlier doesnt have that final

i like whiskey and beer. and for some reason canadian whiskey at my corner store is cheaper than vodka. the great lord calvert.

>20
id say leave this place before you turn 21 but youre already doomed, lad

>he doesn't know about calgary't true form in the playoffs

lemme guess, its pittsburgh vegas?

Nah, never been drunk at the factory cause I don't want to die. But I came drunk once or twice at my shitty office job.

that's a goal bby

>letting other peoples autistic behavior decide what things you enjoy
sounds like you've got the autism too user.

I knew I was going nowhere at 14, lad.
I've already come to terms with it.

It is. Fewer useless carbs, phytoestrogens, shit like that.

Beer is far more enjoyable to drink though

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Sleep tight /hoc/ I’ll see you tomorrow when Tampa Gay loses again

grim grim grim

holy cringe

>go to tech school
>get 1 year degree to be a lineman
>get paid pretty good money for fairly easy work.
Of course if you don't like being outside then it would suck.

>people unironically pretending not to be scared m8

GAARRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Colorado is the most undeserving team I've seen make the playoffs.

you done fucked up

>made smiling cringe
They made holding your mouth open in feigned shock when there’s a picture being taken cringe. If that was how you “smiled” you’re in for some disappointing news

you guy's aren't getting enough rum...

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should've been the yotes

Colorado is just such a piss poor team on defense. should be 4-0 if grubauer wasnt in net lol

>sleeping on the shorks

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I actually went to a trade school during highschool, each day was half normal school, half trade school, went for Electrical Construction.
Albeit currently I'm still working at a fucking supermarket, eventually I'll apply for the Union test, is what I've been telling myself for 2 years now, but who knows.

yeah i get that, but pretty soon you're buying handles of popov and then you're buying handles of popov

b a s e d

prove your fucking worth. your window is closing

>even remembering the sharks exist

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Any team that doesn't win at least 41 games should miss the playoffs completely. Give the top seeded team a bye round or something.

If it makes you feel any better I didn't start going to school until now and I'm 26. You've got time user.

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I wonder what the policy will be when sports medicine gets so good that they can start to effectively negate the wear and tear of aging.

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this is an extremely based and extremely tealpilled post

NHL will finally introduce multi-puck

We already have what we need to negate aging, but none of the sports leagues want to allow steroids for some reason.

Yeah but that’s really no worse than the 6 packs of cheap malt liquor. That’s not even the worst though.

You can tell someone has hit the peak of alcohol fuelled degeneracy when their go to drinks are those plastic 2L jugs of the cheapest possible cider

Introduce Hockey-Bots to offset Zdeno Chara's ascended hockey intellect during his 157th season as captain of the Betelgeuse Bruins.

Fuck you. Shorks time. Don’t make me get my wallpaper

B I N G B I N G
T
F
O

TNT
N
T

a >shorks / bruins final would be kino - battle of the O6

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>4vs

how in sams hill name did the aves even make the playoffs?

>the crawling shantytown of bing bing land

thank you based flames
get fucked avs

it would be the only time the original 6 has ever met in the stanley cup final since all the others are in the eastern conference

i'm literally shaking right now. i just threw my nintendo switch against the wall.

>not a single competitive game on tonight.
fuck you gary

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did you forget the hawks and ruins played each other in a stan lee cup final a few years ago?

>chicago in the eastern conference

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They help some. Ronaldo has been on a program for years and he cant do what he used to. I just watched that karlsson jedi hockey video after they showed clips of him making some merely decent plays for the sharks and the announcers were trying their best to be really impressed over it. Reminded me of when torres came back in soccer and play by play guys were like "Look he almost did something there" kind of sad. I wish medicine was better

Keked
Let me one up you to add suspense to my phone posting video faggotry

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It was a half season, nobody really counts that

my wife's boyfriend is not happy right now. I empathize with him and will be in a sour mood. I hate Calgary too. >:(

ooff. gotta log out now.

>retard alert

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fuck! i promised little d'quan that our bing bings would win tonight.

>canes and caps wasn't competitive

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t. /lifelong/ Las Vegas Reddit Knights fan

To top of this shit

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Based retard

Series after Game 2:
CGY 2-0
SJS 1-1
DAL 2-0
STL 2-0
CBJ 1-1
TOR 2-0
WSH 1-1
NYI 1-1

except reddithawk fags

No digits, but I’d believe it with maybe 1 to 2 of them being wrong

>caps stopped playing and still won

wrong. I see you post this shit again and you will be banned.

this but TOR 1-1 imo

believable but I could also see Winnipeg winning game 2 as well.

>landesnigger

Heh yea. >we'll beat the blue jackets for sure

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anything else would just be wasted tv time, and we all know Gary needs every shekel of ad revenue

>Knights
>Laffs
>Relocanes

I just hope Kakko doesn't go first overall.

can we be saved from another fucking penguins caps second round series? im getting sick of it gary

he will bust no matter what spot he gets taken

he's coming to /our team/, the rangers.

AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS

THE RING OF FIRE

>drafting a zoomer

NEED MY NUMBERS SHANNON

>Finn
>First

imagine getting shutout in game 1

>Series after Game 2:
>CGY 2-0
no, 1-1
>SJS 1-1
no, 2-0
>DAL 2-0
>STL 2-0
>CBJ 1-1
>TOR 2-0
no, 1-1
>WSH 1-1
>NYI 1-1
no, 2-0

THE NUMBERS SHANNON. GIVE ME THE NUMBERS ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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wonder if Assange was able to watch any of the games.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY NUMBERS SHANON

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I still see BOS winning after getting down 2-0

does snowden like the relocanes?

MIKE FUCKING SMITH

game 2 at nassau is gonna be intense. penguins most likely will show up. if islanders beat them, then that gives them such an upper hand going into pittsburgh

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i'm going to sell my nintendo switch to get tickets to a a bing bing game!

well I don't believe he's a fan of the Capitals

absolute retard

Horrific

>Knights
could see it either way desu
>Laffs
see >Relocanes
they outplayed the Caps,if they are more discipline they will win

does chelsea manning like the vegass golden showers?

canes pretty much are gonna lose in 5 at this rate. At least they broke their postseason drought

>kathryn tappen
more like tap IN

*YELLS NAME OF PLAYER*

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

*BEATS CHEST*

*ATTEMPTS TO CHUG BEER BUT ONLY GETS HALFWAY THROUGH BEFORE COUGHING OUT NOSE*

*AGGRESSIVELY HIGH-FIVES FRIEND BUT DOESN'T CONNECT FULLY AND MAKES IT AWKWARD*

WHOOOOOOOOOOO. THAT CUP IS OURS
LET'S GO BOYS

*JUMPS THE LOFTY VERTICAL HEIGHTS OF 3 INCHES*

*CLAPS HANDS*

OUR YEAR

I respect that

Mike Smythe

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>implying she wouldn't unironically be a san jose fan in the most liberal area in the usa

Chelsea Manning will be a Seattle fan

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>red northern california
yeah nah, he'd be a ducks fan. kings are obviously off the table.

that's austin, tx lad. you should get out more

Las Vegas is the most degenerate place on Earth.

What is that... thing?

an empowered womyn

A Seattleite

Go Metropolitans/Sockeyes/Totems/Kraken XD

go back

All of the bad guys won today

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The coyotes would have done a better job

I'll join the
>rags
party if that happens

Redpilled

literally me

BING BING!! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Flames and Caps 100% good guys

Why do they need numbers?

He was arrested because he was about to leak the script for this year's ploffs

....Bing.......Bing.......

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for me it's Iron Mike Smith scoring an assist to Matt Tkachuk and proving his haters wrong

imagine losing to cowboy larpers

>Jim “Running Moose” Jack from Glenmore

more points tonight than the entire Colorado Bing Bing Wahooos lol

how can you guys see the puck? it's so hard to see it haha! two seasons in, and i'm still having trouble spotting the darn thing haha

I have a tv made this century

ya boiling

im black against white are you blind?

>480 posts
>58 posters

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y u h8 whitey?

you're black? weird

>eliminated by mini soda in the 2nd round
>mfw

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>flims win
>laffs win
can they do it, canadabros?

All Slavs look the same

It's ok Minnesota hasn't been that good since.

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how? you had a 3-1 series lead ffs

I thought the jets were the actual contenders, they got some explaining to do

all the dutch in the scandinavian countries speak bork bork and eat reindeer balls

Blues have the best record in the league since New Years, and Winnipeg’s played like dogshit for a solid 2 months now

hehe imagine a hockey league having to fold

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this. I do not trust the jets that much

Daniel Sprong on suicide watch

Go to bed.

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Jets had a pretty good game if you watched it. Tons of chances. Binnington is insane though he might steal the series.

They did the same thing to the Avs in the first round. Wilds were looking really good that ploffs but ran out of steam in the conference finals hard.

ok sorry dad

Stealing the series implies that Jets are gonna outplay Blues. Which they won't.

has sharks/knights been the only playoff caliber series so far?

end of thread reminder

weak dollar

hurry up cuck. make the new thread.

Have anybody alive seen Joel Quenneville without a moustache?

nex

>sauna championships

Fucking kek. I literally do this at the sauna. Dont leave until everyone before you has left.
There's some Arab looking guy there every fucking day same time as me, he knows what's up. I can tell he's playing head games and trying to outlast me. Usually wins too, but not every time.