/heem/ sleepy

Hmmph. Fine.

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Who wins in a street fight? Fury, Verhoeven or Miocic?

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I lost my lighter u know. heem give me urs

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based

Who's an up and coming fighter I can claim as my boy to impress people on the internet in the future

gotchu senpai

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Sean O'Malley

What is you future Chris Benoit MMA list? mine is
1. Robbie Lawler
2. Michael Johnson
3. Brendan Schaub

Sorry bro, I only vape. You can hit it if you want, though.

New

wish he was in K1, even more though wish i WAS him

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talmbout cawlmedy B. ya bin to the cawlmedy store? murderers row fer shure.

Two men that have heemed each other, this creates the strongest metaphysical bond possible outside wartime. Even if they don't become friends, their auras are linked forever.

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You mean Chris Marcus?
He changed his name to Aubrey after taking an ahyahuasca trip.
Also, he started a company that produces nail polish for men called Alpha Nails. And after that he started a little company called ONNIT with his friend, little known comedian named Joseph Rogan.
Is anyone surprised at all that he doesn't have the balls to leave his gf after she starts banging other men?

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TJ DILLASHAW WAS NEVER THAT GOOD!
youtu.be/QkQJ2t35o8Q

mount rulshmore of comedians bee

how do i know that this guy is fat as fuck

Do your own fucking research, Dana. You bald cunt.

why does gaethje look like hes mega baked all the time

He's on that schaub skunk, so strong it will make you retarded

I'd love to put some gator clips on that guys nipples and run 50,000 volts through his chest

makes you flirt with the tism'

CTE?

He's high off violence

anyways...

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1. Liddell
2. Hughes*
3. Penn*
4. Schawb
5. Coner*

*already halfway there

Add Garbrandt to the list

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Tony Ferguson already killed the person living in his walls though..

he got unflushed with this TJ news, otherwise he would be on the list

He seemed legitimately high with Schaub

Could be that he's already a schizo before the CTE? Being a fighter obviously doesn't help.

He's a dumbass though. It will be hard to tell if it's CTE and not low IQ.

Who? Marcus, Rogan, or Huerta?

>he got unflushed

TJ popping hot does not erase the vast amounts of CTE inflicted upon Cody.

yeah thats what I'm thinking

Fuck Muslims

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All of them in a series, and make that 5 million volts

The Rogan cult compound is coming along nicely.

I've been fucking muslims for a year now. Not bad actually. Give it a shot.

Probably. Yeah, taking blows to the head is certainly not conducive to a healthy mind. Just look at some of the older boxers now suffering with CTE. Most of that damage was from sparring though, having wars in the gym. That's why the smart fighters only spar hard once or twice a week.

About to have a fap

cup the balls for me, buddeh

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Would love to join you but on day 11 of nofap. Not because of broscience or thinking I'll magically stop being a beta sperg but rather just to see if I can

youtu.be/M3WB39NyKao&t=29m40s

Nawl bee I dint say that I agree but I disagree homeboy

>the team to save the west

Based, we can do it bro am 52 days on it

anybody got a picture of that aussie with the fucked up haircut where he shaved his entire head except for the sides? he's pretty jacked/bloatmaxed

impressive especially if you were a chronic fapper degenerate before

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>pillowhuh

you talking shit? id heem you

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lol flatlined

peach of a bod

I think I could take you down.

>no muscles except forearms from chronic masturbation
>50 percent body fat
how do i achieve this

anyone else find it strange pettis did this to wonderboy a week later

based Justy Hendricks

the real thread

Stunning.

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I really don't want to see Brendan eat but I at the same time I really want to see Gaethje eat. What should I do?

yes, stunning what rape does to the mind

This is a professional athlete

Goddamn what a pig.

what the fuck is wrong with her face? also i'm calling it right now she pulls out of 239

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im not into chimp porn

read IT and work kid's gigs

hot take: Toilet Till will lose his next fight too

once you get past a month it's easy

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Natty

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Oh, yeah, PVZ's brother is a convicted child molester and that totally isn't the reason for the name change from Van Sletten and bullshit gang rape victim story

Schaub
>MMA fans hate him
>Boxing fans hate him
>JRE fans hate him
>stand-up fans hate him
>even fans of his own show despise him
How is he so sucessful???

Because you've been consumed by the /heem/ haters. There is a large amount of people outside of /heem/ and reddit.

Scorching 2016 hot take

Schaub is your typical big retard that everyone likes to watch fumble around.

Jason Genova-esque physique

Coral supports him

How would Lord Vader do in MMA? He's jacked these days.

instagram.com/p/BwCPfujDZnQ/

*disrespects your boy*

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Always.

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Unironically have no idea. Maybe it's ability to appear in jre podcasts but who knows

Poirier-Holloway to not go the distance -215 thank me later

You like laying that much juice?

*goes the distance*

Garbrandt will murder-suicide his gay lover

I had my entire bankroll on Gaethje-Barboza not going the distance at -515. Free money my friend. Toss out $22 to win $10, it's a great bet for two guys who only know how to stand and bang

I've never cringed so hard as I did when Schaub did that stupid as fuck little moonwalk joke like 4 times. It wasn't funny the first time, you dense fuck.

So glad I'm not as angry as this guy!

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That's the risk. I'm prepared to lose $215 if that happens

Max is pillowfisted but he's got a solid chin and they both have great cardio. I doubt this fight ends early unless Dustin subs or TKO's him on the ground.

israel "pebbles amongst stones, at least my dog is loyal to me" adesanya

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big scub

Askren was ____

in

love

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N

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No meme. Give me a parlay bet to make. 3 fights that are locks

Best value bet is Gastelum-Porier parlay

Max has been flushing featherweights who can't hang, Dustin has confidence since he's already won

Gastelum memes his way into dropping every opponent

Bovada has it +573

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your average cazzie that only watches big cards has never even heard of either one

the only legit draws in MMA, guys that can draw the house entirely on their own, are Conor and Brock.

khabib is a draw now

LW Peahead is legid

***Official B. P. Schaub picks***
Holloway
Israel
Banger
Banger
Banger

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I think the Mayweather fight ruined Conor. For one, it completely fucked up his style. The fundamentals of boxing got drilled into him too hard, he's lost his elusive mewvment, his range, his angles, his kicks, and his clinch game. Not to mention that it also seems as if his camp was heavily BJJ-focused, so rather than perfect his own craft, he decided to try to beat Khabib in Khabib's specialty, so it was doomed from the beginning. It also fucked him up mentally. He no longer has the drive nor passion to be a true martial artist. That might be because of the money, the embarrassing defeat, or a combination of the two. Either way I don't think he can come back from it.

kek.

>3rd place NCAA wrestler vs olympic silver medalist

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>n n nno i didnt say that
>"yes you did"
who was in the wrong?

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this is how to defend it

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>decide to check out the latest on these two
>they got fucking married

WTF

he has to fulfill the benoit prophecy somehow

ok, now i know what to do when that happens to me, thx

It's the same for Rogan desu.

i dont mind rogan when hes not being a cuck bitch

'English teachers' unable to cope with the social demands of the west have zero opinion on anything that happens in the west.
You may comment when a ONE thread is up, until then your job is to sit there with your gut hanging out of your kimono jerking your prawn to secret footage you filmed of your 10 year old students.

>You may comment when a ONE thread is up

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Vaguely mongrelesque but not bad.

Is there a less exciting title fight than Gastelum vs Adesanya?

Midget Gastelum with below average 15-3 record.
Barely won a decision that could've gone either way against Jacare.
Beat a flushed over the hill Bisping who recently lost a month earlier and was not ready to fight.
Loss to a nobody before that.

Adesanya, 16-0 against nobodies.
Couldn't KO an ancient Spider Silva, who basically stood on front of him hands down lauging at his pillow punches.
Barely 5 fights in the UFC and being pushed up the ranks.

After Bisping/Rockhold/Yoel Romero has left the division is a joke.

How is Chris Weidman still top 5? What a tragic division.

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Based, I'm digging the medieval samurai haircut

Is this some sort of lazarus machine that reanimates him after he gets brutally heemed?

well that was freaking impressive

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Holy fucking CRINGE at this incel absolutely BOILING over Japanon pulling down big yen at his comfy teaching job and getting laid by white-worshippers on the regular while he himself is a worthless NEET incel surrounded by women that are too busy getting their holes bored out by Aussie Chads to even notice him

Somehow middleweight seems more shallow than heavyweight all of a sudden

>Being this mad at a fucking English teacher

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I found an uglier belt.

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all interim titles are a joke.

just make a #1 contendership for fuck sake.

LOL at that micropenis, whitebois are pathetic

>Loss a couple fights in the yu ef cee as a female fighter
>get attention, sponsors and a tons of cash because you are a mediocre can in a baby age sport whose main audience are white knights and men that used to be bullied
>live the Instagram thot life and not work again until your barely good looks fall down

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To be fair, English teachers are the scourge of the expat community.

Fuck you Khabib

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Nobody outside /heem/ knows about him, stop being retarded

10 more days till Rizin

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The strangest thing about izzy is he picks the fight. He literally said that trains for 2 guys ahead two. He knew about all his opponents

Why does PVZ always rev up the incels?

If you wouldn't jump at the chance to preg her you are L I T E R A L L Y G A Y. There is no debating this.

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Hi Paige

SEETHING shitskin
imagine being born black lmao

Uh yeah, I'm thinking this is BASED

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All of Skwuab's Rogan appearances have over a million and a half views.

If Diego wins I might cream my pants

luke is going up? im rooting for him if thats the case

Favorite white fighter?

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Askren.
He will heem everyone he fights.
Btw Lawler was out. Stay mad.

>tfw actually couldn't believe it is real
I was disappointed by ufc to many times

I would preg her asshole

>a million and half
> on the internet
>meaning anything
Ok dawg

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Hope you're right then

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are thiago and junior related or just brazilian

>Watching Joe with Ben Shapiro
>Joe is incredulous that Jesus isn't a prophet in Judaism

Is he a retard?
How do you live half a century and not know that?

I find it amazing of the range of guests he can talk to no matter who they are and hold a conversation but then he comes out with random spats of braindeadness.

Jones is my boy but meh
Holm is my girl but meh
Don't care
OK this is epic
Epic UFC moment
Literally who?

Being a Schaub hater is a mental illness

You surely mean 10 days until Easter Sunday.

He is risen. He is risen indeed. Hallelujah.

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>luke saving LHW
based pretty boy

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Thawlts on Luke getting pieced up by welterweights in sparring?

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He's sparring hard as shit, no wonder his chin is deleted.

It's honestly amazing to me that we ever considered Luke elite. Wtf happened? What did he do to earn that reputation? He's fuckin ASS these days.

i want to see khabib/gaethje right now

Lmao literally running into other people in the middle sparring, swinging wild as shit

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Cody is a bantamweight Luke

It's an advanced psychological technique
Delete your chin so that everyone will target it and you can predict your opponents' movements better

>tfw could dominate the MMA discussion scene if I didn't have visa issues

He's a passable kickboxer and he has a very good ground game. But he thinks he's a boxer, when his boxing is shit.

Insane ground game. If Luke gets on top of you, it's all over.

Luke doing it old school. Brain damage gang

based and seething. get a real job you losers :D

What happened to the Greek who sucked Luke off?

Why does Anik shout "Africa UNITE!" when black guys win

>saying Europe unite when a white guy wins would get him fired
What a world we made for ourselves

Why did he switch it up? Who convinced him he was a stand-up GOD?

Idk I just remember him in Strikeforce looking so fuckin dynamic and intelligent. Now he looks borderline retarded when he fights.

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>What a world jews made for ourselves
ftfy

You actually had to go to that video and sort through many other videos like that one in order to create this image. Jokes on you.

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thanks desu

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I hunnit pucent went to this video. thawlts?

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He's a young child, who cares.

Mate, those weren't the same person. First is Errol, second is Adegbuyi.

How is Schaub's stand up?

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is that what your uncle said

>He's a young child
That's exactly why it's so fucked up Coral

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He's a young child meaning he doesn't know any better and just loves his mom. Jason Genova actually lives like 20 minutes from me.

Not sure, but his ground game is phenomenal

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Everyone loves their mom. Favorite MMA tattoo?

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Alan Belcher

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>no vegan UFC fighters
What happened bros

Apparently enjoying pizza and soda is bad?

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For sure let me go rape my cat btw. Dude it's fine, he doesn't know any better

What is the official pizza & soda combination of /heem/?

I'm starting to think Israel is a bit gay

You do know better. Tiger is the one initiating the kiss.

Coke and Red Baron

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well yeah, its stolen land

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Khabib never spars like this, neither does Tony.

No wonder Luke's chin is at 13%.

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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>saves the bantamweight division

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>Red Baron
Not sure about this tbqh

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>schaub got cucked by his own 3 year old son

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no, not really

Saitiev's left leg was much farther back (as Weidman's should have been) allowing him to post the leg that Yoel was trying to trip, so he could follow through with his own right shoulder into Yoel's left, to flip him.

Yoel was definitely capitalizing on Weidman not paying attention to his own stance and balance.

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Not a fan?

Little ceasar and light coke

Is that the guy that's gonna fight Anthony Joshua in 2 months?

Mr.Asedanya

I don't think Robbie is crazy, I think he has controlled rage, he just wants to be left alone, gentle giant kind of guy

I didn't have internet for like 9 days, couldn't masturbate, when I got the internet back I busted 3 nuts a day for 4 days in a row

ples let me sex

That Rizin girl don't even look like a model, calm down

>t. small willy owner

Daniel Cormier

Not a drawl, ugly, can't speak English.

>Le back up in a straight line and throw check hooks man

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Pathetic bong reply as usual, delete your /heem/ account right now

>Little Ceasar

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Haven't had it since like high school man, it's ok I guess

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Lmfao bro you finna needa chill on the replies my nigga

I think I know why this seems so odd. She's closing her eyes like she's having a passionate kiss with a lover. If she just left them open it wouldn't be as strange.

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Rob here
tune into grange tv

It's a Mexican thing, you wouldn't understand.

Anyone else feel Robbie Lawler might pop for something? He keeps getting more hulked out and vascular fight after fight despite being 37.

Justin willis looking good

>MMA
>Real sport

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Where would YOU want Schaub to take you for Food Truck Diaries?

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based and Canelo is the best boxer alive pilled

Hungry Howie's pepperoni and pineapple with extra Cajun crust and a Coke.

Any American product that gets to made in Mexico always get better, see coke and doritos

What about Dr Pepper?

big titties go home

A waffle truck

hot damn aussbro, you're right. Swap that coke out for the doctor.

Be nice, this is a family thread

I like to start at the top of the thread and reply to all the interesting comments and wait for the replies to roll in, I like conversation :p

You really do love posting this don't you

A margherita from my local pizzeria and a beer. Soda is trash

Dr. Pepper has a shit after taste

>im not racist i swear!!!

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Question - do people who hate Dr. Pepper for it's aftertaste also dislike most root beers? I know most non-Americans find these drinks to have a medicinal aftertaste.

>not going to /heem/'s official pizza joint

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Root beer with a garlic pizza

Read this in a Tuscan accent

THREE PIECE WITH THE SODA

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for me, it's the mcchicken

watch it son

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Is one concussion enough to CTE me?

It's sad that Masvidal is going to be wrestlefucked by Askren, I kinda like the guy.

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1. Chris Leben
2. Tony Ferguson
3. Mayhem Miller

>the absolute state of that webm cropping
ugh someone fix it up

Ngannou should fight once a month desu

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terrible editting

All heavyweights should.

I retract my previous post, based bong wanted to stir conversation with his heem bros and chill out, who's your favorite female fighter?

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>tfw you could have been a fighter if you were suckled by those big coco mamajama's instead of shriveled white trash flapjacks
i think those good ol boys were onto something with those mammy wet nurses

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>undermining your fighter for a shot at memehood
that coach should have been publicly executed desu

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>implying its not good advice
>gassing yourself out trying to heem a mexican
I think we've seen this episode before

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New embedded lads, Gaethje Bless
youtube.com/watch?v=guLAbnnNBYc

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Weidman was winning until he lost

very based italian taste

I ran into another kid from my school head on whilst we were playing rugby when we were 13 and he fractured his skull and had a golf ball sized lump on his head a couple weeks after he came back to school, I remember wanting to stay on and play the game, I had blurry vision and couldn't stand straight, when my teacher asked if I wanted to sit out I said give me a minute, I just sad down and cried, it was just like DC, thinking back on it, it's kinda scary. I never got seen by a doctor.

I think I'm ok though, but I use Yea Forums so I guess it did some permanent damage. Don't take any more, stay safe.

I like Valentina, I don't think many people think she's kinda ugly, I think she's quite pretty, plus I don't see anyone really beating her at 125, she seems so happy to have the belt aswell. Great fighter and seemingly a nice person.

How about you amigo?

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Remember when people said he didn't land any of those

> when my teacher asked if I wanted to sit out I said give me a minute, I just sad down and cried
LMFAO

Rin Nakai, a beast at grappling who maintained a nice classic physic in an era of cut babies and riders, also her sexy pics somehow are way more classy that your in-days Instagram whores like PVZ

Replace Gabbi with Valentina and that’s my fantasy

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Damn britbro, that is a bad concussion. Might manifest itself later in life

>ywn never be choked by gabbi goddess garcia.
life is unfair bros.

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did you know that prior to the 20th century "stiff upper lip" image brits were known as frequent and easy criers.

If all goes well and we get all the fights actually happening this will be card of the year

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>Are you coming to bed user?

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>Thiago
Please lord jesus provide one fighter who doesn't just stand there in 'awe' of piconog and actually throws some hectic shit back at him instead of being a punching bag
amen

platonic sleeping with a muscular savage a la ishmael and queequeg is based and dare i say redpilled.

Rooting for my boy JDS to finally flush Ngannou for good

>20-0 Ben Askren vs 26-0 Khabib for the 165 lb title, Dana just think about it

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if I have to see smif's ugly orc mug one more time I might go heem him myself

>Ngannou going limp
Is such a thing possible?

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Diego-Chiesa- guaranteed heemfest
Francis-JDS- guaranteed brutal heem
Funky-Masvidal- guaranteed either brutal heem or brutal wrestlemogging with askren riding him like a horse, either way, the loser is guaranteed FLUSHED
Cockhold-Blanchowicz- we finally get to see Luke at his full power and unless he forgets how to box again will probably dab and style on the can, propelling him into insta-title shot against Jones
Nunes-Holm- guaranteed brutal battering of the virgin holm by CHADmanda
Jones-Santos- guaranteed Jones styling on bums again or Jones getting brutally heemed
The card literally cannot be bad

Anything can happen in mma's b
Checked

The only way he knows how to fight is by going insane on his opponent so it should be interesting

>Jon...... wake up. its over. Ngannou..... your career is young, you don't want to get flushed this early. Stay away.

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If anyone in HW could do it, I'd say JDS

I'm not joking, I hit the kid head on, shit was a high speed collision, I just remember running then *BANG* I can't remember exactly how it happened, it was training before the game started so it was like 20 minutes before the real game, when I got asked if I wanted to take a minute out I said no at first, five minutes passed and I just remember standing on the sideline, I was looking at a shed, I wanted to blink but I closed my eyes for like 3 seconds, opened them again and just started crying, then I sat down on the floor and cried for a little longer, got back up and continued training. I think I'm ok though :)

I'm not really too familiar with non UFC women fighters, I usually like them if they're pretty because a lot of them kinda suck, just Googled her, how is she so hench, she juicing or what...

I hope not, I think I have very good impulse control and am more patient than most. The kid I ran into got an ambulance called and I just sat out for like 3 minutes, I played the game and actually scored a try. When I got back to school everyone was like "user, you really got a hard head, you know Travis (actually his name) fractured his skull" I felt really cool because it was kinda like I beat him, he lost I won, the kid was really cool about it, at the time I thought it was because I was black and black people have denser skulls than white people, looking back at it I'm pretty sure that it happened because I hit him faster than he was moving and I braced for it, I hit him on the forehead and it was with the top-middle part of my head. Still attribute it to genetics a bit if I'm being honest.

It’s funny because literally the opposite will happen. JDS almost got decapitated several times by le balls was hot man, who has 0 footwork or combinations

so is bj still fighting next month?

For some reason I really want to see Adesanya get heemed.

Nah you just hit him with the ideal part of the skull

Do we really want Fatselum vs Whittaker? That would be the worst title fight in recent memory tbqh senpai

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>posting J*** S****

heem urself my man

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>45 years old
>74 fights
>been heemed a total of 6 times
>still wants to fight

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>He doesn’t appreciate good fight analysis
Honestly get the fuck off my board before I Heem you myself

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>that sequence where Lewis was doubled over in pain and he narrowly missed a Hail Mary uppercut
Stars aligned for JDS that fight.

worked

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who was that lad that actually played possum after a body shot and heemed the opponent trying to finish?

Do (You) really want Adesanya to continue being a meme?

I feel like a fucking fool now. Because I was like 6 inches taller than him I had to kinda bend down, it was either hit him with the hard part of my head or smash my chin off of his head and fuck up my mouth and teeth, I clobbered him, I felt kinda bad, but it was him or me.

It's all he knows

i remember Ben rothwell admitted he did this to heem schaub

>It's all he knows
Learn to code

did he really? this is the one i was thinking about.
youtube.com/watch?v=hC-6lisqmGw

Scott Smith did it to Drago years ago

Can we stop it with the Schaub jokes? You're all jealous

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lol shoulda refreshed the page

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no

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McNuggets was robbed due to his broken foot lads
At least he won the story of the final blows of the night.

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broken foot btw

Nah m8 shes a qt natty angel that just went with a more classic approach to her physique, check out hanako kawamura ig you are into japs or Marie ruumet it's a qt Estonian muay thai fighter that actually looks like she knows what she is doing

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>LOOK it's broken okay so you have to take me down and keep me on the ground the entire time otherwise it'll re-injure

I know is the classic "prospect vs old washed champion" fight but still a man can dream

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Gooks are so ugly

Watch it mutty

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Why hasn't Yoel ever won a belt?

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Kelvin is going to humble Izzy so bad it's fucking ridiculous. It's Till/Masvidal all over again. Kelvin won't win against the very best like tyron and non-getting brutally heemed during a dominant performance The Chris but he'll definitely fuck up any meme they put in front of him
All you cunts are getting humbled again just like you did when you thought memenuggets would heem diaz

Thoughts on Drank and Lorenzo buying The Palms? Anyone remember when Dana was banned from The Palms for winning too much at blackjack?

Yoel is way overhyped purely because of his glamour muscles. Look at that little bitch waist. Anybody who knows anything knows that Bobbert is bigger than him and flushed him twice

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get him on the juice and fighting in ONE or rizin STAT

I agree. Kelvin can survive and grind.

looks like he'd be perfect for a Spike Lee movie

Couldn't find the "hanako kawamura" women, I Googled "hanako kawamura ig" and an anime came up lol

>Marie ruumet
...
She looks like she's 13 years old.

I'm not really interested in women unless they're in porn, I can appreciate if they're pretty but I don't like following their Instagram, I don't go looking for anything.

Israel is 6'4 and Kelvin is 5'9 lmao

I need to rewatch that fight, it was so good

unknown
then
winning
then
winning and hilarious trash-talk
then
drugs & booze & novelty fights & living like a rapper
then
losing

now...
excuse-making & lies & bullshit never-going-to--happen stories about 'muh future' :(

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>Till/Masvidal
Kelvin is way better than Masvidal.

>implying this means literally anything against an actually good striker
>implying Kelvin doesn't keep the pressure going in his fights
Israel will be up against the cage getting clinched and battered by the much more seasoned much superior striker. He has potential but he shouldn't have jumped the ranks so much. He'll pay for it by getting flushed early in his career. If he somehow beats Kelvin he's still just going to get embarrassed by knucks or killed by yoel

>MMAutist
>not utilizing body shots

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Sorry dawg, meant to write Nanaka Kawamura, pic related also for your own good let the porn down and pick up the gym and some sport

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Has anyone got the picks image? I can't remember mine and I'm really fucking worried I briefly bought into the adecanya hype

SHIT DEFENCE

Oh, she's kinda pretty, I don't even watch porn everyday, I'm not addicted lol, I'm young anyway, I got more testosterone than Paulo Costa right now, I just need to fuck a girl, I only watch porn to keep my endurance up and so my dick doesn't atrophy.

Is it gucci boxing gloves?

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Social activities like team sports, dancing and other group activities that might be of your interest might help you to meet a nice gal to empty your balls in. Go for them brit bro I believe in you.

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The Chris is starting to become immune to brutal heems lmao. There's nothing left to be broken. Hopefully my boy will make his comeback.

Look at that speed! How are you even supposed to counter that

id knock you to kingdom come.

By using the ancient, legendary and takes-a-lifetime-to-master martial arts technique known by many names, but most famously "Keeping Your Fucking Hands Up"

insane kd tbqh

Ghita was robbed by Saki and Rico, true, he went through a divorce, became fat and couldn't give a fuck about fighting, guess the promoters knew what they were doing, but the robbing still stands.

I've done a lot of sports all my life, I peaked when I was 16 and fucked up. 3-9 swimming, did trampolining, for like a year, from like 12-16 I played basketball and Rugby. Ran for like a couple months at a time, I did start a kickboxing class when I just turned 17 but couldn't continue because I hurt my left hand and couldn't punch with it, I never came back.

I haven't done sport in over a year, I still feel fit because I have a healthier diet now but I know I could be fitter. It's easy to fuck girls, it's just going through the effort to do it, I don't like go out to clubs, hate drinking, you have to use social media or it's impossible to get with girls nowadays, it's just effort.

Thanks for believing me amigo.

>watch the embedded series
>Max is going on trips, signing posters, doing podcasts, driving Ferraris, doing light padwork in the park
>Dustin is in the gym looking like a munster and fully dedicated to his training
lads..... I think dusty may be derailing the blessed express

Working hard 7 days before the fight is how you lose

Why does Herb Dean get credit for stopping Mir vs Sylvia when we have situations like Jamie Varner going a round with a broken ankle or Sugar Sean winning a fight on 1 foot?

I really don't want our boy Max to lose, but all this week I'm having a very bad feeling about this fight

Herb Dean is a stupid nigger referee

You really think Max trains harder than anyone he's beat? He's all genetics.

>the fighter who trains more wins
Name one proven example of this

Tyson vs Douglas

404 fight not found

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Rocky Vs Lang
It's not about the training it's about the eye of the tiger
A real life answer is McNuggets doing touch butt memeshit and getting embarrassed by Nate but takes training seriously and goes 5 rounds with him and takes the decision

That's a nice fucking card

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Based Griffin was the original Chad Mendes.

His run to the title and dominating Weidman was impressive. He destroyed machida on the ground

>steal yo girl

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For sure Griffin was a munster my guy

Is Handsome Matt Wiman the unsung chad of MMA?

>wanna hash it out, big guy?

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TJ Roidashaw

Reminder
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76147045/#76159912

+2

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>End of 2017

+2 due to unfair politics.

I got chills reading that.

Read this
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/52683470/#52687607

Max is my number 1 Boy for sure but he ate like a million clean, hard shots from Ortega. If he takes half the shots from Dustin he is getting flatlined, plus he has the superior ground game to worry about.

>better chin

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>ameriCAN cazzie has never heard of Bas or arlovski
Imagine my surprise

You have a sad life

It's possible for a fighter to unGOAT himself, right? People who argue about Frauddor and Canderson being the GOAT just make me laugh. Penn unHOF'ed himself too
Jones and GSP are the only people you can credibly argue are the greatest

Don't worry I've seen all your Conor posts as well.

>Jones
>Le pulsing roid man

Seek help

We're both on heem first thing in the morning and both not at work.

>He thinks im not at work

If you're going through the archives, I remember /heem/ being fun during the lead up to Cain vs Werdum. And after, of course.
Fabricio bless.

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Modding discord isn't a job.

I liked when dumbass nate diaz got btfo by Benson

>He doesnt have a job were he can just browse /heem/ all day
sad life you live

Wonder if Max will bloat up the way Kanor did.

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how about mighty mouse?

Stop being so mean to me, why are you like this?

Go be a neet fuck somewhere else

Fedor and Anderson un-goated themselves by continuing to fight past their prime? I don't agree with this line of thinking. Quitting at your peak isn't a factor for my GOAT algorithm.

I work part time. In all seriousness can I have an invite to the discord?

seriously seek help dude, you are mentally ill

>GOATness is just how many times you've defended your belt
Then DJ is the GOAT
Do you really want DJ to be the GOAT?

We need another solid mathematical scientific criteria for GOATness

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I have a sad life :(

still not sure what goat stands for

top 10 saddest anime deaths

GBrendan
OSchaub
AIs
TBased

his chin is pulverized and provides no protection to his CTE addled brain anymore

Based Jaccy, Miracliotta a dum dum

Nice argument redditor
You're trying to imply that literally everyone Jones fought pre-USADA was clean, which I bet absolutely none of them were.
Yes because then they're not the Greatest of All Time, they're the greatest for the period of time they're on top before their flushing.
GSP went out absolutely untainted with both of his losses brutally avenged. He is an all time fighter whereas Canderson is a 00s fighter

youtu.be/zluc6q88APo
Lawler tapped

Nah, Conor is 168lbs in the bottom pic.

kek food truck diary of a post my guy

Was just wondering the same thing about Jacaré...

I have a sad life but you're being a bully for no reason, was that post I linked yours? I was only teasing not being mean.

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Scheduling fucked over Jacare more than anything.
Has he ever been in a fight for the belt?

Jacare is going to be the best UFC fighter to never fight for a belt. Pretty crazy

>Romero with that Cuban shit
>Rockhold dropping the murder hellbow
I don't even like Machida that much but those were rough losses.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/52823042/#52823351

In many ways he was right.

Literally me 5 years ago.

Lukes first post

Is that you rhys?

Igor Vovchanchyn is /ourgoat/

You'll cowards are watching ONE right? You aren't a filthy cazzie right?
youtube.com/watch?v=9JqeYrHWndE

>there are people who actually think that the Greatest in the history of the sport can be a guy with a record of 34-9
yeah I don't think so. The Greatest, in case you haven't figured it out, is better than EVERYONE. They cannot be bested nine times. GSP was better than literally everyone and on the two occasions someone did get the better of him, he trained like a munster and instantly put himself back on top.
Getting memed on by Izzy was the peach on top of the pit. Wake up Anderson. You were never the GOAT.

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Do you think?

>Roots of Honor
Honestly impressed by how many generic card names they can come up with

Which fighters are currently sweating EPO bullets?

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chael got busted for it years ago and they didn't crack down on it, and they won't do the same now
Only the odd guy will get USADA'd for it

Ali Bagautinov got caught too back in the day
They've got a new, much better test now
But it's expensive to administer
So probably only title-tier fighters get the EPO test

>no hair
Doesn't count.

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less than 2.5 months apart as well.

I think Dustin has a fair chance here guys

is Michael Johnson the absolute worst good fighter in the UFC?

Couñy mgreğo

Robbie was out

Very well could be. He has like a 50% win rate in the UFC but he is still a dangerous fighter with a lot of really good wins

Robbie verbalo tappido

>kickboxing
nah

Henri Hooft's worst victim
Hooft is such a shit cornerman

Whether he was out or not, you literally cannot argue the fact that he displayed one of the absolute singularly lowest feats of fight IQ in that moment

Robeto laurealo or benito askrouger?

lmao losing by body triangle

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Askren was out

Brazilliedo postero

>I'm in a headlock, people are thinking the fight is close to a finish, and my head is completely buried and obscured from view so people can't see how I'm doing
>I think that I will drop my hand to the floor limply
What was his gameplan there?

He separated a rib doing a high level BJJ move
Pettis was winning the fight to that point.

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Not his fault herbedo diño doesn't understand the limpido attack

oh thanks, that explains alot.

>Pettis was winning the fight to that point.
....
What?

Gtfo muzzi3

no heart

Heard there was a Croat fag here tryin hard to fit in. I'm here to heem him
Mirko is a snitch btw, and his dad's a serb

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Just scuffed my brand new Toyo Tires on my Harley Davidson motorcycle while I was on the way to 7-11 to pick up Corn Nuts and Monster. Good thing I didn't crash, or else my brand new UFC Reebok Fight Kit would be ruined.

Did make make sure to drink a few Modelo's before the trip

What the fuck is wrong with Conor? I'm actually worried Floyd gave him advanced CTE.

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>a high level bjj move

He was using the mat to scrape him off his back. It’s something they teach to white belts.

Wish coner would just shut up. He's done.

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back

He's chasing that perfect tweet which will rocket him back to the love he had in the Aldo build up.

tism confirmed

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>mfw Matt Serra pretends he was/is natty

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It's great seeing genuine good guys like Dustin and Aldo bounce back while Mcgregor falls. Also love seeing the Aussie that hates Aldo always getting upset.

>on a phone interview
>browsing heem
>accidentally said for sure b

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All 4 fighters in the main and comain event are still in their 20s.

#proteges #heemfacts

Is that b meant to be brother?

Incredible how rare that is these days
Boomer dominated sport these days
Will zoomers be able to keep MMA alive?

I just repeat memes I see here all the time and i couldn't give a fuck it's a beast of a peach for sure but I disagree my man

Didn't he start the TRT after retiring?

Fake news, thats not what Conor McGregor wrote on his Twitter account. The champ-champ said he was injured going into the fight, and still defended great, and won one round. In many ways he wins the rematch.

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Except Poirier is 30 already

Yeah, i'm thinking he's back

I disagree completely

Dustin is 30 now. I forget Max is only 27 he looks so much older.

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>went in injured
>zero facial damage taken
>won next round
>threw the last punch
>never lost a title defense
>still the champ champ
>conor mcfucking mcgregor
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Conor is a good guy too, he just doesn't put on a bullshit nice guy persona to pander to redditors.

Yeah, i'm thinking he's back

I was talmbout in peach years

So glad this faggit was struck down by god

t. poirier's real mum

You know he could beat the shit out of you then blow smoke in your face?

>not one, but TWO interim shitfests
>shit prelims
>shit early prelims
>Eryk Canders vs Canlil Rountree as the co-co main

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He couldn't even beat the shit out of his own ass that constipated little FAGGOT

Legit UFC talent in their 20s:

>Max Holloway
>Rose Namajunas
>Cody Garbrandt
>Kelvin Gastelum
>Israel Adysanya
>Kevin Lee
>Doo Ho Choi
>Yair Rodriguez

Yep pretty terrible card

Greatest fighters

>Sean O'Malley
>rose nanajunas
>stipe miocic
>Daniel Cormier
>Michael Bisbing
>Conner Macgregger
>Toby Ferguson
>Joanna jerdrezcev

>doo ho choi
>rose namajunas
>kevin lee

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Kevin Lee is a munster yeah running to welterweight

>Le mexican that got pounded into ground beef by Frankie and was losing to KZ before a literal hail mary miracle of a KO
>Doo Ho Soiboi who took Scrub Swansbum to a close decision
>Kelvin "lost to Weidman" Fatboy

Get in my guard, fags.
Also this womanlet is in her 20s as well, just checked.

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Actually, I want you to post your top 10 fighters under 30.
List 10 fighters who are in their 20s that are legit good. I'll wait.

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Al Iaquinta x Conor is the fight to make

I owe you nothing little shit piece

Al vs Tony
Connor vs Bj Penn

I used to believe this but I think it's pretty obviously not true anymore.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Edwards
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirsad_Bektić

Are these two dudes under 30 good?

no

you want me to hype prospects who may or may not be shit when they face a real challenge? you want me to do this for free?

Cruz was right
Conor was tiring Khabib out

Invited 9 or 10 buddies to come over and watch it with me and none have replied

Sorry it’s late, I forgot to set my alarm

Real new

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Masvidal to win

No chance lmao

I am reporting both of these LOL

Anybody else like to not cover there sneezes at all as a sign of dominance?

I think Askren will win. Hope that I am wrong as usual

Holy shit Colby is 31?

I prefer Askren, find Masvidal a bit cringy. I know people preach the backyard brawl but it seemed pretty obvious he tried to duck Askren. He also cried about the stoppage saying he's a bitch for calling people out after a bad call by the ref but did the same thing calling out Cerrone after the fence scenario. Also I hate the kiss he blows whenever someone insults him, it's the same as Colbys chin rub when someone catches him without his pre-written lines.

I hope, but it's very unlikely