TOR @ BOS, 7 pm
CAR @ WSH, 7:30
COL @ CGY, 10 pm (8 pm Mountain)
/hoc/
ice
/hoc/ is for beavs
beavers are not hockey
deze nuts
go knights
ELITE thread we /beav/
>relocanes
based
cringe
thinking about jordan eberles message
Braapo brakko
>tfw no beavers related hockey team
We're watching Goon over at basedstream.com Pierre wants you to cum
I'm thinking this is THE thread.
>CAR 0G 10 shots
>WSH 3G 9 shots
get it together canrs
What the FUCK
ice, beav, trips
bottle of rum, for the ice
two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls
>STAY SCARED M8
pierre is obviously gay
but is he a top or bottom?
B-bruinbros, we got this right??
nth for True Caps Fan
don't worry bud, all of the actual series winners lost the first game.
Carolina fucking sucks lol
vers
hope so
Based niskanen bullying finns
here we go, now they're trying to kill aho. smart strat.
>trying to start fights with two seperate players
Canes look like Detroit against Boston in 2013 where the wongs got bullied all over and tried starting shit with the broons
farting on the broons right now
Why does he hate his own people
Justin you shouldn't be doing that kind of stuff! That's how you get heemed!
>Lay out a hit
>Knock yourself on your ass
This is embarrassing
>relocanes already resorting to post- whistle shit
>only game 1
game 1s a good learning experience but carolinas getting their wake up call tonight
Nice titties on that girl in goon
No one cares faggot
>NHL playoffs currently on
>dude lets watch a movie about hockey lol
Embarrassing desu
kys and watch the puck
For it is written a man cannot enter the kingdom of /hoc/ unless he first comes into /beav/
Just a friendly reminder that Boston's top pairing consists of:
>a 42 year old
>a manlet who should be playing on the wing
with that said, laffs will get ted bundy'd by the teds
>doesnt like titties
>calls anyone faggot
>the other user who posted the link obviously does
I dont tbink you could get btfo more in a single post
Maybe actually watch the fucking game.
i might care
>someone post caps
You know, not every one on Yea Forums that love titties is a faggots, user
>jerk
canes fans seething
can't wait for based flames, all these games suck
imagine being a canes fan
i aint comin in no beaver
>titties
canes coaches might be bigger retards than their fans
the semifinal is good though
>watching not >my team
>shant
>it was 28-3
DISGUSTING
is randy BTFO now?
Absolute unit
>literally every other underdog has won so far
imagine being the canes
Every other under dog will lose
Goon is on over at basedstream.com
youtube.com
buisness idea:NHL in saskaschewan
relocanes getting dominated
Hows this guy a goon yet a total autist when it comes to women
Washington Referees
Carolina Overconfident Dipshits
>mrazek with .750 save percentage
um ASS
randy will not be pleased
youtu.be
Daily reminder this happened
2 time cup winner phil kessel
please post in this thread if you've supported the caps for more than 2 years
t. Someone who followed them for a whole 3
sure hope none of you copy + paste seething redditposts tonight
The Pacific division has the best rivalries
Please honestly dont
>all the womens hockey people I follow are leaf fans.
Cool I guess
does flames avs have any chance of being good?
>umass takes 5min major headshot + ejection
>denver scores
>then takes 2 penalties
>umass scores 4 on 3
>denver takes 5min major headshot + ejection
this game is wild
not unless your a flames fan
Probably be less of a slaughter than Craps/Bojangles
and umass scores during the 5 on 3
now it's 2-1
fucking crazy
they weren't lying when they said only shit games today
thx
flames/avs will be nice because its still sunny out and the sun will be going down and you dont feel as bad for drinking when the sun is still up
and now 3-1
still like 4min left on the major
absolutely wews
boston toronto has been fun
...
Expand the NHL to Whitehorse and Yellowknife
>drinking
You don't say?
series last year was better. still has potential tho
good GET, boston absolutely shook
can everyone please list their preferred pronouns.
let's make /hoc/ more inclusive.let's fucking go boys, girls, and various fluids
yeah lipid
you will refer to me exclusively as "your majesty"
DU needs to stop being such niggers
Hello, nigger
spurdo
im poly and im bi, piss on me and beat me, hoe a man out. I can cum in 4 strokes
"Your omnipotent highness Krlll"
gary your script is boring me tonight
killed an ant earlier and now I keep feeling like I'm being swarmed by them and itching the shit out of my skin
getting a lil scared m8s
>7 shots
>3 goals
>_______________ goaltending
not finnish though
same, but it's because i need a drink
Millennial who started following them in the Bondra era here, ama
"Black men who like to fuck and fuck good"
funny thing is I think my hangover and fresh drink are exacerbating my paranoia
i've supported the caps for 3 hours to btfo the hurriniggers social media team that shit up in /hoc/ ama
i just keep seeing shit that isn't there in my peripheral vision
easy with the meth cletus
stay scared m8s
Czech
have you tried getting rid of all the ants once and for all?
Well, I see the refs are still as trash as they have been all season. Our guys are getting murdered and no calls. We twitch an eyebrow the wrong way and it's 2 in the box.
Same as it's ever been.
I would need to know their source. I think it's just strays seeking cool shelter from the impending spring heat
is reddit posting the worst /hoc/ meme
yes, right next to sandwich posting and womens hockey
Easily
I identify and prefer to be called “NIGGER”
i just cant imagine being so bootyblasted over game 1 of the 1st round like lmao nigga just turn your tv off
based meth or cocaine user. get some sleep bud.
take this useless bullshit back to twitter
had a cheeky wank since these games are shit.
>stay scared m8s
um no, sweetie I'm never scared™
youtube.com
just start eating them m8 they'll get scared and leave you alone
Thinking about doing the same but goon is on
nah, just good old fashioned booze
pro tip: don't become a raging alcoholic
/hoc/ owns Yea Forums
I've been wanting to masturbate all day, but haven't been in the mood and subpar orgasms are really depressing
so did toronto play shit as purpose just to do well in the playoffs?
Having a cheeky wank to jillian as we speak lads
still makes me laugh
Edge and hypnosid/asmr m8
hiding their power level until the real competition
only fags like tranpa think the presidents trophy is cool
>hi i like to jerk off to fat obese ugly women
who care you faggot incel
masturbation is a sin fyi
but I jerk off to anorexic models
love jerking my hard-ass dick and busting nuts, lads
Like ur mom lol
yeah, you'll grow hair on your palms
>select all images of palm trees
mysterious ways, lads
I make the ethical choice and only jack off to 2D.
No exploitation!
it'll be fine lads, the script is still the same
give me a (You) to wish your team luck in their next game
>BOMBSTON
based and redpilled
Petr Mragic
>smetchnikov
>RUINS
based cirno poster
>those in possession of home advantage
pic related
Boston has the ugliest crowd in the league
I jerk off to anorexic otters
lets go CANES
1, 3, 2
will the blue jackets winning the cup make ted post his cock more or less
>Photoshopping a Golden Showers jersey onto Cirno
If I was 2hufag I'd bitch slap you
NO
CHILD
Shant be watching the cowboy larpers tonight
absolutely and unequivocally based
Is this going to be a Holtby blows it episode?
if canes even score 1 more i'll post fresh nudes
cap this
@92001788
Don’t need it faggot
Stay Scared m8
Cursed get
based
no one wants to see your dick fag
>cap
If canes win the series will deliver
>Three games remaining in each arena
Canes are getting sweapt.
more like trevor van ramsdick (in other mans' butts) desu
Tampon Gay fucked mine up already
>rookie goal leaders
>two of which are on snes
daily reminder that this is carolina's future
>leafs win their home games
what happens?!?1
kek
really disappointed in these "playoff" games lads.
>CRAPS
>Washington Lightnapitals
UHHHHH CAPKEKS?
>THE CITY OF 1 SEEDS
SVECH
G
O
A
T
They're disappointed in you too
BIG
>ovechkin chips at smetchnikov
>smetchnikov responds immediately for an assist
holy fuck based
canes surge
>Ted comeback
>Bojangles comeback
I can't take these memes
>craps choking
based
>shorks didn't
grim
leafs/bruins was actually so boring, not what i expected
its happening again lads
2 meme nights in a row!
HERE WE ARE NOW
>svech sgoat
how about it was what I expected because the leafs played like the actual, as advertised, leafs
>craps
>IT WAS 3-0
Is hockey the only sport where a 3-0 lead is not safe?
I know soccer is 2-1 the most dangerous lead, but 3-0 is over, but not in hockey
Please do it canes
seething
>3 goal leads
Washington falling for the trap
>these playoffs so far
normally 2-0 is the most dangerous lead, but it's the playoffs
caps stream fartshd.ml
QUICK what team jersey are the caps """fans'""" wearing underneath their ovechkin jersey RIGHT NOW
Go back to your own general Auston
Eric Furlatt will ref tonight’s Avs game. Avs record when he’s reffed is 1-10 in the last 3 years. ONE win. Calgary is 7-5 in games he’s officiated. Looks like Avs need to embrace the role of overcomes.
He's the Tobias Funke of broadcasting
a 3-0 comeback is actually pretty unusual, doesn't happen too often. last night tampa was just super arrogant, which is their main problem as a team. in hockey the most dangerous lead is 2-0
was still a boring game.
Blots jerseys.
For me, it's a 2018 stan lee cup champs tee shirt
Canes are coming back
>Crapitals copying Shittsburgh's meme airhorn
Sunbelt teams were a mistake desu
>blaming the ref before the game has even started
Series will still be >ours, not scared in the slightest. GG laffs
To Hartford
Why do they always say playoff hockey is more intense than regular season hockey.
Aren't they just the same or what?
based Canes
based gary loves the flim flams
that's why these games are boring. zero playoff atmosphere.
to quebec, oui
gonna be perfectly honest, not a big fan of when >my team loses
That game would have been a dandy if it tooko place in early March on a Saturday night
define boring
Hartford will never ever return because of boston
Meta
Vegas
it's usually the reverse anyway once guys start getting injured and playing hurt as they go on
my hair looks so fucking good right now
Svechnikov is generational
>not scared in the slightest
really? with chara in your defense? complete liability
It's different. In the playoffs players are more likely to block shots, hustle on defense, finish checks, etc
based
Bold of you to underestimate a 98-point team just because they’re in a wild card spot
Hey espee why does Washington's arena have Chinese advertisements?
gamethread for the flims/bing bings?
unironically based
sebastian aho is a better player than marner and matthews hes just underrated because he plays on the canes. if you disagree you are just plain stupid or blind or both
my leafies won :)
>that zoomer who says a player is generational when that player isn't the best in their generation
Sure is quiet in here right now. I wonder why?
cliff pu + a 3rd for kakko to play with aho and teravainen who says no
I’ve seen enough, just give my leaf the cup right now
BASED
wow spoiler I didn't watch the highlights yet you jerkoff
>meme teams nobody cares about
>HOLY FUCK PRESIDENTS TROPHY
sum up your analysis?
I know this is the cool new meme you found in the game thread but chara is fine. Even if he is off his game >we will still win this series
The lifelong caps fans are about to choke
can we change the playoffs to single elimination games? thanks
me too
if sebastian aho is so good then why did this happen
what is this? football? get that shit outta here
go fuck yourself
I don't know, is it football?
...
playoffs should be double elimination
dont @ me
Worst opinion in this thread desu
Kill yourself.
this settles it.
case closed
holy crap what a treasure trove of (You)'s
make it best of 2
Does anyone else have Peyronie’s disease ?
Caps are getting foolish
Is Oshie retarded?
caps ARE the BAD guys
You're in the wrong thread faggot
lmfao you bent dick nerd
no thankfully i had a penis inspection when i was younger
Does anyone on this board NOT have a flippant attitude??
Why does Calgary have a cowboy singing the anthems?
hmmmm yikers!
yikes!
stinky post!
at least i dont have a bent dick
would absolutely heem george canyon
>Pooins
>Dead Sox
How can one city get cucked by Toronto so bad in one night.
I wish I had that thing. Curved dicks are supposed to be very pleasurable for women
Im worried lads
Who /nesn/ here
because both teams are regressing
you want to hold hands and sing kunbaya together?
>We wuz Cowboys and sheeit
Calgary was colonized by Americans.
>caps miss empty net shots twice
Guaranteed loss now, RIP
t. virgin
what was the score of the leafs bruins game
Reddit btfo
Best start to the playoffs that i can remember
RANDY BTFO
uhhhh 4-1? why?
seething straight dick
lmao aho just coughed up the puck what a bust
larry claims another victim
lmao this didnt age well at ALL
who won
WHERE YOUR STORM SURGE
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lmao curvelet
lmfao@ these bent dick beta males
>muh comeback
>muh script to a T
>Relocanes
I was wrong, but I'm a caps fan so you can't blame me for having no faith in >us
Reminder Cassie is the only acceptable female commentator
imagine not having a pleasurable curved dick
oh no no no no
cant wait until they replace bob cole with some black woman
im sure you like them up the ass, don't you princess
t. team isn't even in the playoffs
desu i have a pretty hard left curve
who are you rooting for in this one, /hoc/
the flam or the rocks
>not having a dick so curved that you can fuck your own ass
laffin at ur life.
Lads how do I get a /hoc/ gf ?
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Mine goes slightly to the left desu.
very indifferent towards to the two. just rooting for entertainment.
bing bings unironically
flames should move to kc, they'd fit right in
this
rooting for a great game of hokkei, lad :)
bings
Frankly we outplayed them. Scoreboard won't show it but I think we were absolutely the better team tonight.
>see girl
>drop puck near her
>pick it up
>"hey is this yours?"
if she likes hockey she'll start an enthusiastic conversation about hockey. if she doesn't like hockey she'll brush you off and say "not mine"
tried and true strategy.
and you get a free puck!
cringed
get off your phone Faulk.
brilliant
for me, its definitely going to be the bing bings
have sex incel virgin loner neet
absolute genius
+ if she lies and says it is hers, you'll know she's a lying sack of shit and definitely not gf material
you're a genius
that was a good game lads. hopefully we come back stronger next game. also casps fans are annoying niggers
>ALL THE BAD GUY TEAMS KEEP WINNING
who carries a hockey puck everywhere?
Fuck flams tbqh
reminder to remember reminders
i always carry a few extra urinal pucks in case one i use doesnt have one
why do you care? your team won't make it to round 2.
do you put it back in your pocket when you are done or do you just leave it?
islanders are bad guys? how?
>why do you have a hockey puck with you
im married and have a kid
thinking dropping a puck near a girl is a good idea is incel as incel gets
>your team won't make it to round 2.
why cant canes "fans" handle banter?
So? Fuck flams anyways
Absolutely. New York fans will come out of the woodwork and show you how awful they are.
complaining about everything isnt banter gaylord just post a >relocanes and be done with it
sorry, it doesn't work on landwhales like your wife lad
>new york
>good
yet I have been here the entire season
they're newfags, only started showing up this year. they think they need to whiteknight their team and defend them from mean people, like all newfags do
Imagine unironically only scoring 1 goal against the laffs
>sam bennett has a Lanny mustache
thats it im cheering for the flims
Based
This thread is moving so fast no one will notice that I just jerked off onto my own face
good point buddy, and i'm just kidding about round 2. if >we keep playing like trash and chimping out, your lads will make it there easily.
why do the flames have mcdonalds colored jerseys
is shannon watching this game?
my wife is 120 pounds
you are an incel neet
who /lifelong/ here?
this
yes I too want shitsburgh to win
/historic/ here
just go outside and fuck a random girl virgin incel. dutch women are goddesses
Screams and pushes her over.
they lost a game so not me
>120 lbs
hopefully she's 6' tall then bud
You know the rules
P
i
c
s
or
G
T
F
O
>likes absolute skellies
yikes lad
Islanders are the good guys m8
I just hope SKA won't release Gusev till end of April
lol no
>posting your wife on 4channel
you first
>into whales AND midgets
nasty
Why does Tkachuk only go after smaller guys but always backs down in the face of big guys? Hes not a pussy is he? The media always says he's such a great mix of tough and finesse
imagine the density
what game should i play to pretend my team didnt lose tonight
t.shittsburgh shitsguin
Done, now you
He's one of those instigators that never engages unless he has the upper hand. The kind of player everybody hates unless he's on your team.
Getting mad only makes you more wrong
The people of New York are all filth that deserve to drown in a tidal wave
wow shannon
it's because tkachuks are fucKING NI
hello incel
how do I stop procrastinating going to bed
Just noticed that beavers have t-rex arms.
Ark
So an n-word?
sure thing retard
reminder
how're you guys doing on your Tim's Rewards?
get drunk. It works like a charm.
>cant falseflag as a leafs fan because my flag
life is suffering
165 lbs is the perfect weight for a woman
prove me wrong
run escape
Based and calgpilled
islanders are the "badguys" cause their fans are weeb fagits
Seething retard confirmed.
it's okay i'll double my efforts
Post that fat wife, coward.
get a vpn grandpa
i hate anime but isles are literally the only good guys in the east
dont worry i'll do it for you
im pretty sure im the only one
>this boomer leaf who can't into shitposting
this game sounds like a graveyard
which is more aesthetic, shoulder-length yoke or full sleeve?
shit I think you may be right
next thread BETTER be a shannon edition
t. incel
anything you say is meaningless until you have sex, nerd
i love starting arguments, then stopping, but watching some based lad take up where i left off.
doing gods work right here
islanders are good guys
kek, and all of the flim fans were like "just WAIT until you hear how loud the saddledome will be"
>leafs win
>no Sean
weak
get off the phone retard
>Wisconsin
>cheering for the bloos
I've met more people here cheering for the Jets than the Bloos. Most people are cheering for the great game of hokkei because the Milds aren't in.
>T. Married a fatty fatty 2x4 and is miserable
Dont you have 3rd dinner to make?
when do those cal gary slags start sowing their bobes
badda ba ba ba, bing bing wahoo
>ragslite are “goodguys”
The absolute state of this general
anime aside the islanders are based
>Quebec
>Bruins
Hold on there chief
>
>How could a tiny little town like New York City be the bad guys? Never mind we finished dead last in attendance this year despite actually making the playoffs and being located in a city of nearly 9 million people, where the only people who did bother to show up came to boo the former face of the franchise for no good reason. We deserve pity points for being shit for a few years!
tell me where the islanders hurt you
>thinks fatty 2x4 is a good insult
lmao incel
>good guys
avs
vegas
preds
islanders
caps
leafs
tamps
jets
>bad guys
stars
blues
calgary
shorks
teds
bruins
canes
pens
t. moshe
Enjoy receiving your gentleman's sweep torontostanis
Reminder that Basedton WILL be winning the Cup, making a run for the NBA Title, and dominating every professional sport YET AGAIN while incel flyovers seethe like good little cucks :)
reall
Oh the irony
t. isnt capitalized nor greentexted newfaggot
don't see anything wrong with this list, good job.
>there are people in this general RIGHT NOW that think yinzers will ever be good guys
fuck fix your script gary
>92003212
awful false flag, doesnt even get a (You)
oh no I am a jew. Heavens help me that the islanders do a promotion
this is your Thursday reminder that there are no more Ranger games...
Thank You..
>
They never trade Josh ho sang to me for what hes worth in NHL 19 and he ends up really good on the right side so it's annoying cause I want him. Classic jew york
SHIT games today.
hes a newfag and an incel
pathetic
he wont do shit, so they could trade him.Islanders could see him fit in somewhere like ottawa or montreal lmao.
>good guys
>preds
>jets
>leafs
>bad guys
>blues
>stars
>there is automatically a good guy and a bad guy in each series
that's gonna be a big yikes for me
Oh my, you are dumb
Not an argument.
stay mad faggot godsby is completing the 3 peat this year
Feel free to quote me sweaty, no need to be so tsun-tsun
newfag/incel
terrible opinion
very based post
>/hoc/ is a cesspool
hope gary is reading this thread. this is what happens when there's only SHIT games on any given night
...
hey guys i missed the first two games. heard the broons and blots were gonna sweep though. that still on track?
>my team
good guy oldfags that have sex
>your team
bad guy newfag incels
pongs are and have always been /ourguys/ desu
>Incel
>incel
>incel
>incel
Is this all you can say? Did your fat wife eat your vocabulary as well?
got an advanced copy of the script lads. says here concussionsby wont make it out of the first round alive
t. shorks redditor
there is literally nothing wrong with anime. Yea Forums was founded on anime
Yeah Boston still going to sweep in 5
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARY
imagine thinking the bruins are better
LAMO!
Incel.
>vegas reddit knights
>good guys
GARY
MAKE THEM FIGHT RIGHT NOW
!!
Hockey
>implying Gary doesn't run /hoc/
typical goyim losing the forest in the trees
>ruins
>0-0 less than 10 shots each
wtf bros you told me flames avs was the series to watch
gonna make a new threab
Sharks Knights is the series to watch. Rest are irrelevant
flames logo is fucking stupid fire doesn't rise horizontally stupid cowboy larping cucks
>good guys
>my team
>bad guys
>not >my team
end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.
children, please, either stop fighting, or...
at least, be entertaining
vegas knights are good boys
>six (You)s
thanks i can go to bed now
how long until mcsecondaryassist tastes the playoffs again?
make me
Last digit of my post
>only 6
you are like little babby
once they get a full season of bionic bulju
did you mean to post this, mon ami?
i got 17. try harder user
big if true
>late thread
g___.
>lazy prick doesnt even link his new thread
lmao they probably draw better than the real canes
Got to beat fatty to the bed so there is room to sleep. Good thing she is so slow.
user user MAKE THE NEW THREAD RIGHT NOW
remember
>he does it for free
brings me to 30 in less than an hours
I am a golden god.
>there's no such thing as "good and bad"
Reddit and fedorapilled
this is accreate
>reddit
>good guys
you got a couple fuck ups on that list bud
i just put all the reddit teams in one section to get (You)s
no u wouldn't pussy