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>nrl.com/draw/

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the pedo incel bicho

/afl/

Is there are hanging from a noose broncos pepe

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cringe

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>oates owners
>gillet owners
>pangai owners
>bird owners
>milford owners
>nikorima owners

RICHO UH
PEDO YUH
INCEL CUH

haha cool original post

based

m8 Bird always seems to unicorn up 20 or so points every monday

what the fuck does oates do... why is he over 500k and why does everyone have him.

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>Haas owners

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>tfw Cowies vs Stormies game tonight

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Would have had 80 points if Bird could catch and Joshy didn't dive

>tfw wanna fuck a coconut girl

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Who getting drunk here?

Smashed a 6 pac already.

My body is a temple and I do not pollute it m8

Boyd is still working for Bennett

>Garner holders

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and last week and the two weeks before that?

blep!

wtf is wrong with u

>fartshite

CBUS Super Stadium is such a nice looking stadium and yet nobody ever turns up for games

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1555025548996.webm

Roberts and Taylor are really fucking up the Titans cohesion. They were better with AJ and Jacks 2bh

Pull ya finger out Arrow you white dog

Large Brain: Arrow (c)

>no channel nine friday night footy
>my stream won't load
Good times lads

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>he doesnt have kayo or foxtel

Based Kayo customer reporting in

what are you on about, you moron. footy is on 9 after this game.

DONGOD

Is Kayo 1080p and fullscreenable lads?

That's Donster to you lad

Depends on your internet and yes

>inb4 Smith kicks 1 goal and then does his ACL

yes mate
720p for some replays and other shows but watching anything other than matches is for autists

>not watching NRL 360 to fill the horrifying void of silence

Nah I watch those ESPN 30 for 30s

The Virgin Ginnane

The Chad Maroon

i exclusively listen to the grandstand commentary while i watch porn out of the corner of my eye as i play vidya

wait why the fuck is there no Friday night footy

THE DON IS GOOD

>we are in the timeline where the Titans are the best QLD team

>mentions based joey
>mentions hasem el masri
>does NOT mention unbased JT

I'm back lads, I've missed you guys

Btw it's LawGOD, I've settled into having AIDS and my journalism degree is going well. Starting an internship at Buzzfeed next week.

Not lawgod. Just based fucking user actually

>"let all the frustrations of the work week go as you watch the titans and Penrith rip into each other, just like you wish you'd done to the boss before you left work"
based

arrow has been stuck on 30 points for the last 20 minutes

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I've been stuck with my virginity for nearly 30 years

based danny

>(you)

Ah yes, Manly great Brian Kelly

based me

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Expecting a 40 points bump from Arrow in the last 10 minutes

>arrow
Sorry I only watch marvel stuff

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You now remember Marvel Stadium

Stockcucks have to redeem QLD peems tonight lads

>you now remember wonderland

Arrow>Kikau lads

I got tricked by one of you faggots to put Arrow in my team. I should have expected a Broncucks reject would be so fucking shit.

Yikey yikey me not likey to that poorith set play

What happened to Hess lads? It's like he got a spot in origin and just lost all his confidence.

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cringe, bitcho

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His entire career was based on Thurston passes

Reminder

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just told /afl/ that I obliterated /nrl/ lads

>losing to gold coast
oh dear

BASED AFL

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>Arrow on 49

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/afl/'s making fun of us again

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Sandor is fucking BACK lads

why is gold coast's abbreviation GLD?

>a player that literally every peem has is doing poorly this week
It's not a big deal lad

gonna be awkward when Manly move to Perth.

it stands for G/afl/ LRUNS D/nrl/

>qld police amber alert during nrl
Hmm....

The cunt I’m playing doesn’t have him but had JFH and Cleary. I might be toast already.

>game of thrones round
that's a yikes from me /nrlel/

Ok lads I sorted them out we can watch the footy in peace.

trying a bit too hard there, convict.

I hope smith gets mckinnon'd in the first set and never gets the record

I like the cut of your jib

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Anyone else not getting any ground sounds, just commentary?

>can't play the ball
>has cutsie little bun thing
awwwwww adorable

>storm fuck up literally the second gus calls them "clinical"

She looks like she fucks tongans

Granville is the worst starting hooker in the NRL

Who wouldn't

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>hazem
2418 points in 317 games
>smith
2416 points in 388 games
>thurston
2222 points in 323 games
>johns
2176 points in 249 games

Based Smith bagging another record through attrition. He's just lucky Joey didn't play 300+ games.

when I was a little tacker, I played rugby league until my club folded. Coach/my dad slapped me for showboating because I dived over the try line one time.

Fuck Smith, war of attrition now.

Everyone has the dropsies this round lads

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What is smith's problem lads

>not taking the poo
Based cattlelads

He's desperate to get the points he needs for some meme record that everyone knows he go there just for being there long enough. Same way I get if I talk to a average looking girl I get desperate and fuck everything up because I NEED to have sex.

We need to find her IG

Wish I even knew an average looking girl to talk to

I took it Friday, 4 August 2017 if that helps.

I'm an 8/10 Chad and I'm fucking my landlord's 17 year old daughter.

>those fat thighs and tits

Based single mother racing up to get pictures of the sexy hunky men

>tfw tipped Broncos, Panthers and Storm

wtf is happening with this audio

My audio is fine
9now.com.au/live/channel-9

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>refs reballing poorm back into the game

>Johnny Raper's birthday today, he's 83 and he turned 71 today
What did they mean by this?

>it's a smith spends an hour talking to the refs through the game episode

welcome back sandor

Poorm absolutely put money on the cowboys

WHAT WAS THAT
manbun faggot is hopeless

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>coconut screws up for cowboys
>coconut screws up for storm

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>manbun
AGAIN

WTF lads? Only 26 people itt?
Do NOT let /afl/ see this

Most posts are mine actually.

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I'm so fat I count for 3 people

morGOD

elite 40 20

MorGOD

Should I purchase some beers?

FUCK OFF WITH THE IOU SHIT

>taking the fucking poo

>taking the poo

>she didn't account for inflation
Dumb bitch, if they were 16 when the IOU was done, it's worth $78 bucks today.

That's what you get for taking the poo you cowcucks

Kind of feel like taking a nap lasd

barry check the fuse box

JT is so nervous. You got the job you're on the telly relax son.

anyone fucked a Thai chick before?

Reminder that Kayo STILL does NOT have a OS4/Xbox One app ready yet

does a lady boy count?

What's he point at lads?

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haha good one mate. clever

>shiggys and richo will be cellarmates after this week
1% lads

Poocan Sandies detected

Got some Cadbury mini rolls for din dins. Can't say I recommend them lads.

>they've even got Thiaday on the telly
and they removed his personality

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Back at the airport ladies

Are you in the Qantas club and were you the user from a bit back in the small town?

stop tipping

I can't help but tip when your mother weighs so much she makes the world lean and it causes me to tip over.

t.

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>taking the poo to fluff your gay record
Absolutly P O O T H E T I C

Rebekka Wake the reader tipster in Big League is very cute.

Actually this is me and I'll tip all I want.

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Reminder it took Smith an extra 71 (Seventy one) games to beat based Hazem

ITT alone just like the rest of my life.

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Just in the food court waiting for my plane m8. Was in hong kong last and now off to tawain.

I'm here m8, I'm also lonely.

Based Jetsetter.

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A male touchie would have seen that ball hit the line

We do not like sexism here, /gayfl/ tourist.

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Smith sucks KEK

As a goal kicking winger, you'd think Hazem would have much more.

Also reminder that if you go by points per game then Joey has them all beat.

Based Joey

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Rugby league is played on a rectangular grass field 68m wide and 100m long. The recommended minimum around the field is 3m (preferred 5m). The goal posts are 16m high and 5.5m wide. The crossbar is 3m high from the ground to the top of the bar.

If I were to spend the entire 80 minutes rimming each of these competing players tonight, how long would I have to spend on each player's bootyhole?

For perspective that's almost 3 whole seasons worth of games

3 minutes each minus the time it takes for you tongue to reach the other players anus. So maybe spend 2 minutes and 55 seconds on each anus IF the players are all lined up waiting for you. Now that is for the 26 players on the field.

Me in the green taking pics of BFT

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pedo incel bicho uh
bicho bicho bicho uh

Based & Joeypilled.

KEK that was forward
Fuck Poorm

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Based blind touchie

That isn't BFT mate

SC is very emblematic of FPL; bring a player in, he does fuck all, take a player out, he does well.

Don't you even try to school me on Blonde Female Touchie you trippy cunt

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R E F B A L L

HOREY SHET

>doesn't stop play
kek

KEK

K E K

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Refs are bloody useless blind cunts lads

>that angle
holy fuck

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friday night footy with my #1

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Holy fuck. Get that webm lads

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What drug is in those green whistles?

liquid cunny

Niteshite do you even work night shifts anymore faggot

>no he's fine just play around him
t. refs

Penthrox

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>disregard the wellfare of two injured players
>b-but muh procedure

That's my game

They found your virginity today, Brent.

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>another hole I'll never be in
Sigh

Imagine being a rich and famous sportsman and marrying this

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most of the people i know pile on the weight after marriage

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some people marry for love you dumb fuck

post pics of you and your gf

>believing in love
underage virgin detected

Actually m8, love is very real but only men feel it.

200th for ded thred

imagine her braps

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probably sounds like a fuckin welcome to country mate

Was out with a mate to watch the 2016 GF and took the misses. Mate took the pic.

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she is from Melbourne after all

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even his wife is disgusted by that refball

first time watching nrl in ages. how is watching genetically superior men who make way more than you for hours not a form of cucking?

>genetically superior men
oof, if they're superior to you then you must be a fucking train wreck lad

>watching overgrown apes tackle each other makes you sexually jealous
Its time to repent or go to hell lad

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Who actually is this?

These need to be added to the Cowboys collage of failures

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It's literally me I'm just too handsome so people don't think it's actually me. It's a positive and curse.

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Which trippy are you? Are you Ivan?

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thats my peem

It is Game Day.

So did BFT completely fuck up lads?
>missed the Cronk 40/20 hitting the touch line because she's too short and slow
>didn't stop play when asked by the trainer for Nene's broken leg

Is the female meme finally dead?

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Respecting women is not a meme

The meme is thinking that women are human beings, rather than an instrument or tool for human beings to use.

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It’s going to be a Port Moresby Sea Eagles kind of day today.

Why do they call a guinea pig a guinea pig? It isn't from Guinea and it isn't a pig.

Based and nae-nae-pilled

I didn't see anything in the second half or after because my shitty optus internet went dead all night, what happened

Nene got nae-nae’d by another coconut on his own team

They also didn't account for the FACT that when those old boomer fucks were kids Australia used the pound.

Going to bunnings lads

Gonna knock some faggot out at the bunnings carpark lads

Husband could be an American she was child-married to in a bizarre cult ritual.

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Randwick Race 7 #7

i heard from a very reliable source today that winx is going to fall and break a leg in the race today

Just put my house, retirement savings, my left kidney and my wifes sons Centrelink cheque on Winx at 1.06 AMA

strange map, i've not seen this.

generally age of consent laws supersede this, both in terms of sex but also parents needing to give their children consent to marriage if their child is under 18.

Having said that, it's still legal to marry your cousin in certain southern US States, where they have criminalized sodomy between two consenting adults, but allow it if it's your horse or sheep.

Anyway, tell me something about Oz sex.

This is the wrong place to ask. Half here are unironic virgins and the half that aren’t have only been with prostitutes.

Which of the two groups do you belong to?

I’m a prostitute

based cely

Rabbitohs
Newcastle
Sharks

lol

If possible, Folau should join Bulldogs or Parra (areas with the highest 'No' Vote).

Discuss.

Absolute state of Peemsland

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pulling for a fullwogs win

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based and danny/nightshift/dayshiftpilled

Back from Bunnings lads. This little dweeb came up to me in the carpark and started begging me to let him suck my dick. At first I refused but he started crying and it was so pathetic eventually I just let him give me a bj

*drops dacks*
*squats*
PVTBTBTBTBRBRBRBROOOOOOOORRRRRRRP PLLLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBBLL BBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP PLOP PLOP PLOP DRIBBLE BLORRRRRRP
ahhh, thank goodness Yea Forums has a toilet
courtesy of /afl/

yikes, is /afl/ really so keen on buttfucking that they can't even hold in shit anymore?

Just robbed a bank, won the lottery, inherited my grandparents wealth and sold all my stock of my company to rich businessmen and put it all on Kyle Turner to score a hat-trick lads AMA

*yawn*

*winks*

*slips into something more comfortable*

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Told ya lads, always follow my tips

I wanna fuck Winx

Dayshift has been summoned.

If Winx is so good how come she never won a Melbourne Cup?

never raced in it

fuck me cook is fucking fast

Imagine NOT having WalkGOD in your peem

dont have walker or cook

Triple Digit IQ: Sutton (c)

is night/day shift ivans worst ever gimmick?

Yes. Also Danny on hip watch.

WalkGod only on 36 with two tries, he's shite

ivans worst gimmick is making the sc league and filling it with all those filler teams. some of the players in those teams makes it obvious that they are troll teams. for the few people in the sc league that aren't ivan, it's about three of you against ivan and his troll teams.

Anyone else not able to see shit each time they go into the shadowed half of the field

So what next for Izzy? Join the Australian Conservatives as a candidate for the next election?

Become a fire and brimstone preacher at the corner of World Square on a late Friday night?

your new dad

Sue RA and then go play rugby in Asia or something

It's a good thing I don't go to church then so I don't need that kind of Daddy.

I guess I'm okay with this.

Hopefully Madman gets big enough, like Marvel, to put their chips in.

The Dragons would look good in Love Live Pink and the Bulldogs would look great in Strike Witches Blue.

In any case seems like a Fox only thing cause the final season is about to premiere. I can't find any references to it in NRL media.

>BENNETT OH NO NO NO

Is there a single white player on the field right now for the Warriors? Burr is on the bench

Between RTS and CHT there’s like roughly a quarter of a white guy out there

Maybe if you had a dad like based Izzy you wouldn't have turned into such a gigantic faggot

>tfw do NOT have WalkGOD

got a good feeling about the Knights desu

toovey 1997 never forget

>have walkbro and cook as captain

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>just arrived at the game
>mining vests everywhere
>they're going to be wearing that fucking mining jersey today
OH NO NO NO

I remember based Mad Dog giving him a free face lift

>yfw richo beats poomal

he should've been marched. no justice.
fuck the knights

>had WalkGOD
>Captained Surgess like a retarded fucking idiot

>tfw captained allan

At least theyre not doing it against the Tigers anymore. Real Jersey clash there

Cody WalkGOD to be frank with you

>soranews24.com/2019/04/13/shizuoka-police-on-the-lookout-for-man-throwing-adult-dvds-at-teenage-boys/
the absolute state of criminals in Japan

How do I get into this sport? What team should I root for?

Salt Lake City Sea Eagles

Root for the knights m8

One of the Queensland teams. And support Queensland in Origin and you have a promising future

Pick a NSW team so you can enjoy the finals

>I wanna fuck Winx
She's a violent lover
twitter.com/Brad_Eveleigh/status/1116935048182157312

can one of you sweethearts give me a working stream please

Why has Megan Barnard NEVER had a boyfriend lads? She's 34.

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She squats on enough big fat cocks every weekend, she doesn't need a boyfriend.

Pooly thugs strike again

>pooearce

>have cook
>didn't captain him

i'm out. see you next season.

Ponga HIA FUUUU-

Is it true Nathan Brown only gets paid for wins?

do NOT go for the knights

at work lads what's the score

Manly/NSW/Kangaroos

Put your house on a knights win lads

I've unironically got $500 on Manly (8/8 multi last week).

I love coming out to see my team get JUSTed

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Apparently you can bet ironically now

wont be tipping the knights again this season

absolute fucking joke of a team

Fucking great feeling isnt it m8? I feel like we've settled down a bit though.

Also watching you.

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time to dox these poocastle fans

Why do sports betting companies make you phone in to place a bet during a live game, rather than just let you bet through their phone apps?

Government legislation lad

Do you know why the government legislated it? Obviously it is to benefit people with gambling addictions, but I'm curious about what their rationale is? I'm assuming it is to stop people from impulsively betting constantly throughout a game and losing shitloads

get some upskirt pics for us

>tfw i can see myself in that photo

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>all these phoneposters

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Watcha gonna do about it m8?

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i'm homosexual btw

Government changed the law, way back under Rudd and Wilkie from memory. Meant to put a barrier to impulse betting during live events so you couldn't have live odds advertised on TV to smart phone robots throwing away their weekly budget at a button click.

Based

gummi bears BTFO

REFSHIT

Unlike you m8 I actually go to games. How else am I meant to post?

And holy kek you guys should have seen the look on Jake's face there

Remember when Channel 9 had Tom Waterhouse as panelist during commentary and was constantly showing live odds throughout their broadcasts? Andrew Wilkie hates gambling and had the balance of power and was propping up the Gillard gov, and everyone hated Waterhouse, so they passed new regulations to kick him off TV.

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Classic Pooasslel game
Thinking I might cancel my membership and move to the Eastern Suburbs

Anyone btfoing degenerate gambling companies and gamblers is based

fuck i forgot about this cunt. so glad hes not around anymore. absolute scum bag.

Am I remembering correctly that Pauline Hanson was connected to him in someway?

BFT misses the boot on the sideline despite standing over Edrick. Why can't women touch judge lads?

Dont think so lad. He is Luke Ricketson's brother-in-law and Ricko is on the Roosters board so there's that.

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Based Ricko the Bondi cokelord

thinking of becoming a yoga teacher

Royal Commission into child abuse showed that yoga was a ploy for old indian men to root white hippy chicks and their kids
childabuseroyalcommission.gov.au/case-studies/case-study-21-satyananda-yoga-ashram

DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Just got some young chicks some vodka crusiers, their parents are going to be pissed lol

can't fathom how any white female would want to go near a smelly brown poo peelander

kek

Hahaha yeah i know

To open their sacral chakra

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*SNAP*

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Fuck newcastle

Can't think of a more boring and not worth watching game than sharts vs poosters lads

non tedesco captainer detected

enjoy missing out on an elite and muscular 280 points

classic newcastle

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>pooper plonk

dead poomunity

I worked all day and work tomorrow. Not in the mood for based NRL lads

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>working on the weekend

glad I don't know this level of poverty

dumb cunt

if people wanted to watch a competitive match they would've watch let's gone
if people wanted a beautiful disaster they'd watch pooasslel
there's no reason to watch this garbage match unless you hate yourself

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get a life

youtube.com/watch?v=M4YnhYQ-iMs&feature=youtu.be

dead thread

FINna be a disgrace to the shire tonight lads

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FINna stop watching this game boys

Is Sean Johnson the worst signing of 2019? I'm thinking yes.

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Nae-Nae McDonalds is now the worst signing of the year lad

Only way he's not looking for a new job in a month is if GOATcastle win 4 straight

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how cruel time can be

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GOATcastle

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Perth broncos

the face of a madman

I get up in the morning and I see cute girls out jogging down the street and meanwhile I'm checking to see if the nrl thread is still up

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Based peeping tom

>tfw your little sister gets into bed with you on a cold morning and cuddles up to you under the blankets and you can smell her hair it smells like strawberries and you stroke her little ears and boop her cute little nose

Going to the game today lads

I'm homosexual btw

Get to church and repent you heathens

Starving lads, hurry up lunch time

trip on danny

>waiting for an arbitrary time of the day or night to eat instead of eating when you are hungry

yikes

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Shiteshift

>tfw might not beat terence

getting fucked by the sc schedule lads

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Jesus richo get help

hey whoes been drunk since friday here

>jamal will lose to richo
KEK

drank so much last night I woke up and had shit my pants. got my sheets soaking in nappy san now lucky I got some spare sheets for tonight

The SC champion Richo

about to crack 1400 and 8/8

>Dragqueens about to get BLACKED
Otherwise known as danny’s search history

Kograh is such a shit ground, Dragons should have to play at WIN stadium 100% of home games

Never thought I'd be rooting for the fullwogs

I'd never thought you'd be rooting full stop

Fuck lads been playing Hollow Knight and kind of lost track of time

Roosterman here. Can fans of other clubs explain why your club doesn't just go out and buy the best players in their position, like Cooper Cronk and James Tedesco, I mean do you even want to win comps, are you there just to make up numbers, why play to lose?

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Are there any coconut forwards that have good footwork for such a big man AND lovely soft hands?

Excuse me, but we bought the world's best number 6 in Anthony Milford.

2019
I am forgotten

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>In fact, you have to wonder if Cherry-Evans has now gone past Geoff Toovey and Des Hasler as the club's greatest No. 7.

Holland is the worst defensive centre in the comp

>5-0 penalties
the fullwogs fixx is in

dont worry boys, we got this.

He's elite.

He's DCElite.

outline.com/XxSkhN

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Reasons why DCElite will be the next Maroons captain and build a new dynasty

- loves his mum
- well spoken
- intelligent
- hot sisters
- good captain
- refs can't touch him
- nice bloke
- plays EXCELLENT football

DCE was very good with kids at the nrl fan day. Add to the list.

>GI to make his decision in a press conference tomorrow

It's over isn't it?

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How do you do, fellow young people?

Heard GI is planning to come out

Now Cooper needs to so we can have our first openly gay couple in the NRL

cronk doesn't like niggers, retard

>freshie doesn't know that Cooper moved to Sydney to be closer to Greg

I'm sure GI called a big press conference to announce he's available for selection again

uh, no. he moved there purely because of the thriving gay community and so he can attend mardi gras every year

I'm taking my talents to Watermark Castle Cove.

Seriously what reason could there be for the beautiful Megan to have NEVER had a boyfriend? Unless...

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>its another ivan talks to himself episode

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Where is Sam Kasiano right this moment?

Hmmm

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two teams to stay away from tipping for the rest of the year: bulldogs and knights.

At the game lads

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>poopogs

Imagine choosing Milford over Hunt

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Zac Lomax fellas

Perth Bulldogs when?

Got to meet Jess at last years gf lads
youtube.com/watch?v=BSkfJ0Gsswg&t=84s

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How did you even find that video?

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>he doesn't have google alerts set up for nrlw players

You now remember Josh Chudleigh

business idea: Hobart-Sutherland Sharks. untapped market

stream where cunts

Finally a good evenly contested game to save the round

kayosports.com.au/fixture/sport!league/series-premiership!1/fixture-canberra-vs-parramatta!7160

don't shit me

>he isn't a based kayo subscriber

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John Basedman (c)

OH WHEN THE SAINTS!
GO MARCHING IN!
OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN!

Pull my finger

FEMALE TOUCHIE MAKES ANOTHER SHIT CALL

Can we get an F in the chat for Paul Osbournes son lads

pathetic to even contemplate isn't it? how could somebody be so poor that they couldn't afford $25 per month for access to hundreds of live sporting events?

*GOES MARCHING IN*

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Hey Joseph how come you live in Brisbane but support the raiders?

In a way Widdop getting injured was a blessing. Dragons start winning and they get a chance to test the 2020 spine without two five-eighth hanging around awkwardly.

Ah yes the St Merge customers emerge from underneath the fridge after a victory against some truly competitive, bottom-of-the-table opposition..

For me, it's not having a PS4/Xbox app ready 6 months into your streaming service

For me it's being a manchild who requires a video game device to watch sports

>not having chromecast capabilities
ISHYGDDT
>inb4 muh Google spying software
Kek stay paranoid pathetic alt-right LARPers

I never lost faith.

We are marching in.

Chromecast is shit though

You can access it through the xbox browser you dumb cunt

Send Izzy there.

>He doesn't have friends to split a Kayo subscription with and get 1080p live sport for only 12 bucks a month

can u get 4k kayo streams

yes or no lads?

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>Guthershit

Huge, almighty no from me

Don't players normally perform better when they're playing for a contract?

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I've never met a girl with a nose piercing who wasn't a huge slut

>adventurous
wouldn't touch her with a stick

>tats
>nose piercing
>'adventurous'
>nigger

I wouldn't even allow Danny to lose his virginity to this

Aww yeah boys. Gonna soon have a slutty nose ring 33yo gf!

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Do these girls have any idea that we know that 'open minded' just just code for 'massive degenerate slut'?

>Guthershit

They don't give a shit what some gross incel thinks of them

based white knight

>Richo is the top scorer in our league this week

Richo operates with a clear mind due to not falling for the roastie meme and instead going for girls in their prime.

>tfw no chubby curly blonde hair fat ass big titties gf

95%+ chance of being fat

Not really. Though if she keeps up the drinking, possibly will later on.

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/afl/ are making fun of us again

>taking nearly two and a half days to reach bump limit for a weekend of rugby
>meanwhile /afl/'s thriving community went through two threads
kek
KEK
your """poomunity""" is DEAD

Ben Hunt of all people carried my team this week

I VC'd Cody WalkGOD

s-stop making fun of us /afl/

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Cody Walker Pty Ltd Co (™)

captaining cook saved my shit peem this week

I met Damien Cook at a party once and he casually introduced himself as "Damien" as if we didn't all know who he was

what a cunt

based humble player

tbf he's been a literal who for most of his career

Kenny Edwards fucked Damien Cook's now girlfriend

Seems like a fair thing to do, as you can tell from this poomunity, not many people watch NRL

>skulls 2 beers after a game

Absolutely based

>St George Illawarra could be ready to play Jack de Belin as soon as Saturday night against Manly if he wins a Federal Court challenge against his NRL ban this week.
>“What I hope happens is that he does win,” Dragons coach Paul McGregor said.
>“Will I pick Jack, if he is mentally and physically right? Absolutely.”
Based Mary

Emma Freedman is a cute little piglet

youtu.be/CgOjTuU6sLQ

"Would he be content if he walked away from rugby?

"Absolutely," Folau said "First and foremost, I live for God now. Whatever He wants me to do, I believe His plans for me are better than whatever I can think. If that's not to continue on playing, so be it.

"In saying that, obviously I love playing footy and if it goes down that path I'll definitely miss it. But my faith in Jesus Christ is what comes first.""

Izzy's next career confirmed to be Fire and Brimstone preacher.

What I want to know is that this has to do with NRL?

Based and christpilled

500 incoming

Perth would be a massive upgrade. It would have to be the French Polynesia Bulldogs

t. open minded roastie

shiggy u cheeky cunt using the vc loop

Finna boutta 500 this thread up boys

shigglerGOD

Congratulations on making a 500 /nrl/

>single at 33

thats a pass for me, thanks.

In sure she's disappointed a manlet incel who posts on Yea Forums passed on her.

>tfw 500
We’re gonna get 500 every gameday from here on out

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*gets pushed off page ten at ~200 posts*
Heh, nothing personnel kid

>trips
Checked

>33yo
I wonder how many years ago this photo was taken

>putting 33 year old pussy on a pedestal

that's a yikes from me, dawg.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1555018431138.webm

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1555124355304.webm

Why don't you just post the webms instead of linking them?

you cant post webms with sound here, freshie

fresh prince of new-air.

Yes you can if you have a Yea Forums pass. You would know this if you weren't a poorcunt.

fresh

Based

Based. Israel can also sue the NRL under the fair work act as a prospective employee for religious discrimination after he rinses Rugby Australia. Finna gonna be a bad month for Berg and Beattie.

Is lawcunt still around? Does folau have a religious discrimination case or no?

No he does not, especially since he has been warned before

Yes. Fair Work Act is clear you can not take adverse action against an employee based on religion.
SmH.com.au/business/workplace/folau-has-grounds-for-legal-claim-against-religious-discrimination-say-experts-20190412-p51di4.html

>named israel
>is an insufferable faggot

shocking

>>>/aflgbt/

Good night guys. Just remember when you're feeling down and out just know that Jesus is on your side

>Folau sues Rugby Australia and gets paid out
>JDB wins his case
>Izzy comes back to NRL
>Greenberg and Beattie are to scared to not register his contract
>signs with DraGODS who win the premiership
>Based Izzy and JDB give greenberg the boot live on national TV after the gf
screencap this

>izzy to a Godless club like the dragQUEERS
yikes

>Saint George was a soldier of Cappadocian Greek origins, member of the Praetorian Guard for Roman emperor Diocletian who was sentenced to death for refusing to recant his Christian faith
It was meant to be