CAR @ WSH playoff gamethread

Carolina Hurricanes (WC1, 99 pts.)
@
Washington Capitals (M1, 104 pts.)

>game starts at 7:30 pm Eastern
>(2:30 am in Finland)

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Shall be watching the canes feed, good luck lads.

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LET'S
GO
'CANES

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CANES

LET'S FUCKING DO THIS CANIACS!

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BASED anthem singers

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LET'S
FUCKING
GO

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c'mon canes

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Thanks, friend.

Fuck the canes and fuck Tom dundon

canes are a one and done

Go Canes!

t. handeggnigger

canes win is a lock

seething aaf nigger

*One Stanley Cup and done

You're really mad at Ebersol, not Dundon.
Back to /AAF/ with you.

>absolute state of the aaf

>butterfly position
kinda gay, eh?

BASED BRIND'AMOUR IS BRINGING ANOTHER ONE HOME, BROS!

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some nice hits so far lads

who did faulk just heem

faulk has been waiting for this for 7 years

burakovsky

lol
If Dundon hadn't stepped in your baby league would've folded week 2
Be thankful it lasted as long as it did

>computer sometimes freezes when exiting full screen
>thought it had stopped doing that
>does it again at the worst possible time
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

who /XFL/ here?

...

Fuck the Canes, FUCK Tom Dundon, and fuck each and every one of (You)

shoo, shoo, not for you

Stay mad, AAF is dead and you can keep crying about it nigger

>Capitals without a shot on goal in the first 7 fucking minutes
Is that why Oshie is chimping out? Frustration?

WELL SHUCKS I THINK I SEEN ME A PENULTY AHYUCK


BOOOOOJANGLES!

lick the sweat off my sunbelt bbq balls

Do you think the Wild regret giving up Niederreiter?

Let's keep it clean, boys! No Mia or Solo-pussy posting.

t. seething practice squader.

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have you seen victor rask play? lmfao

Regret is the only thing Mild knows

Probably not, he wasn't doing this well before his change of scenery, and the Wild desperately needed center depth.

imagine even ironically b8ing over a plastic league that didn't last 53 days

WELL SHUCKS AINT THAT A PEEENULTY WHEN A FELLER DOES THAT

AW HECK WHEN THEY GONNA PLAY DUCK DUCK GOOSE y'all IM GETTING BORED!

Imagine being an american and unironically using the word "plastic" in the context of sports

After watching almost 9 minutes of this game i can confidently say that the Canes are winning the cup

>outshooting without any real quality chances
this is the hurricanes I remember

>I'm going to prove how retarded someone else is
>by being retarded
A bold plan.

very plastic game with plastic players right now in my plastic opinion

>RELOCANES

OH NO NO NO

fug

SCAAAAR

>relocanes

>canes

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>relocanes

the shot was like the spanish inquisition

this is the game.

>backstromed

Nice shot desu

I agree hurricane fans are retards

Shut it, Jamal. We refined Southern gentlemen are trying to enjoy some hockey.

get fucked you hillbilly niggers

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Mrazek with the ELITE .500 sv%

just happy to be here lads

Fuck's sake.

CAPS

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satan wouldn't lie

based grounded perspective user

Trips of truth

watch this sweet swedish boy go

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Dubs of assurance, hurricane fans are retarded

BASED

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rude

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jesus Staal

someone dap me up

baste

Imagine caring with these rabid retards think.
The sooner >we eliminate them, the sooner we don't have to listen to them anymore.

When did Bäckis learn how to shoot?

Canes look like they belong in the AAF looool fuck Tom Dundon

lmfao go play duck duck goose you fucking sunbelt retard that doesn't know anything about hockey

smdh not a black body to be found in that arena

Ovechkin is such a diver

how is that not a dive

fuckno, he'll crash soon enough.

>angry NPC noises
Do you have any other lines?

Haha time for a 4 on 3 pooperplay while someone shadows Ovi.

why did laine steal ovi's pp strat?

lol fuck the canes

my bad was a high stick. carry on

Well it was nice to see the Canes in the post season again. Isles/Caps will be good.

Backstrom dabbing on these relocanes

SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>relocanes

canes are getting exposed pretty hard

>Caps playing a tranny wrestler's theme song.
OH NONONO

OH NO NO NO

>Cains

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bones of black slaves have been scattered under the foundation of the arena for over a century baka
fuck wh*tey

Best Swede

THE MADMAN DID IT AGAIN

>canes getting raped

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GET FUCKED YOU HILLBILLY N WORDS BASED SWEDEN

Mrazek with the ABSOLUTELY IMMACULATE .500sv%

congrats on "avoiding" tampa bay canes from a lifelong ted

>more shots
>fewer goals

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HOLY SHIT THE HURRICANES SUCK AT HOCKEY

STICK TO CHILDRENS GAMES TO ENTERTAIN YOUR FAT REDNECK FAN BASE

FAAAAAGGGGGOOOOTTTSSS

lack of experience is killing us right now

that's the fortnite gamer mentality

>regionposting
>in a gamethread within the same region

just leave Backy in front, why not

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Why is his so perfect lads?

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you wish you redneck faggot that is FIRMLY in no hockeyland

Go play tag you fuckin FAGGOT

Lmaoing at all you retards with brackets where the canes win this series.

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>mid Atlantic
>northwest

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they're not experienced at connecting passes? Canes have had several good opportunities but all of their passes are missing their marks

BTW sh penalty shot for leafs after bruin wrecked himself on the wall

go knights

its not even 1 period into the first game user

playoffs are a different animal. we havent been for 10 years. caps are a great team too. i dont expect a win tonight but maybe next game or when we get back to raleigh

Marner just embarrassed him

Honestly? Women shouldn't be allowed at sporting events

caps will win this series 4-1

>knights

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>hurricanes fans already abandoning ship
Good riddance

based. shouldve gotten

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF WASHINGTON, D.C.

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>it's another Canes penalty

LOVING EVERY LAUGH

weak call 2bh. caps probably score here

Yep.
This is that same dogshit officiating that I remember from every other fucking Capitals game.
Boy, this sure is fuckinv fun. :^)

At least you aren't talking about hockey since you know nothing about it

Lol

8 years to watch em lose 4 straight

One of the worst penalty kills I've ever seen LMFAO

SCAAAAAAR!

>Wilson's early hit on Staal wasn't interference
>but that was

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ABSOLUTE RAPE SESSION

OVEN CHICKEN

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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3-0 up after the first? memes incoming

I mean if you just let Ovi take shot after shot one is bound to go in

>CANES

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Honestly did anyone actually expect anything different

"Hockey"

nobody would ever blow a 3-0 first period lead

I didn't expect such amateur-hour-ish play from the canes

>down 2 already
>start playing loose a desperate
>penalize
>"lol refpuck"
Are you retarded?

simply not prepared

Hurricanes posters have reverted to whining about penalties in true sunbelt fashion

there are only a couple posts about it user

only people full of delusion

intermission! Gonna go play some pokemon

Remember when Relocane shitters were touting about the Relocanes going deep? Top kek

welcome to the club m8

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No need to panic. We applied some good pressure, and had some nice scoring opportunities. Rob will fire up the boys during the break. We made it this far. We can do this.

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you have a retard in net

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>Stay in offensive zone for majority of period
>Down by 3
Possession doesn't mean shit if you do nothing with it

>nice scoring opportunities
I think you mean a bunch of perimeter shots

FUCK DUNDON AND FUCK HURRICANES

I'm numb to it after Ward/Darling. I'll take Mrazek/McElhinney all day.

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Ahahaha fuck the canes!
T. Salty habs fan from when williams poked out koivus eye

Got home late, just tuning in

Looks like a good start for the boys

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habs would have swept lmao

For me, it's just watching the game by myself and literally not bothering with the gamethread.

>get held an hour late at work
>rush home thinking even if I missed the first period at least it might still be a good rest of the game
>see the score

it's already been one of those nights, huh.

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I stress eat and I’ve already eaten two bags of popcorn during this game. God forbid the NHL let their favorite teams (caps and pens) lose a game. I just don’t get how both of those calls were penalties but they’ve been holding us and hitting us dirty and the refs look the other way. Ugh. On to bag number 3.

i usually do that when >my team is playing, but participate in game threads when they're not

beetus

DONT LEAVE ME ERICA! THERES A MAN WITH A BALD HEAD AND AN ORANGE BEARD TRYING TO RUN ME DOWN IN A CHEVY COLORADO! HIS NAME IS KENNY BERNARD

best be whole grain self popped sucka and not that bagged shit

When you get bored of watchin the Canes lose come watch Goon at basedstream.com

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There was nothing worth seeing. You'd just be mad.

That fucking ovi Papa John's commercial lmaooo

is this defense?

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Lol they literally can't stay out of the box

Hurricanes playing sloppy
Inexperience definitely showing

>Oshie hits someone right in the fucking head with his stick during transition
>no call
HONK HONK

i-its just game 1 jitters

TOO
MUCH
MAN

There's the pooperplay that can't enter the box that I know and love.

Please don't do this all series long m8.

holy fuck canes what are you doing

awful no call there.

>slam-dunk effort

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>OFFSIDES
>OFFSIDES
>OFFSIDES
>OFFSIDES

Cmon Canes show us why you're even in these playoffs.

DO THESE DUMB FUCKING
N I G G E R S
NOT KNOW WHAT INTERFERENCE IS

THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE

>canes commentators seething
lmao fucking retards

HOLTGOD

Canes looking really solid

Sorry they understand the sport better than you, Sven.
Maybe the SHL is more your speed.

>no replay of the Nisky hit

Sad. Can you get me Ukraine?

As solid as the shit I took earlier

holy fuck the canes are retarded

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I'm gonna be real with you guys, I didn't expect the canes to make it past the caps anyway, but I was hoping it wouldn't be this embarrassing.

i dont like sweden anymore

Seeing who got it

Tom dundon deserves this

I'm a retard

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Terrible overall power play, but had a chance. Nice saves by Holtby. Need a quick goal.

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thinkin about FoxTrax

>"top of the circle, theyll never see it coming"

Keys to the game: try to cover the greatest goal scorer of his generation

Why has nobody thought of that before?

Fuck you.

Because you do this and Backstrom gets his hattrick.

>aho plays the puck
>gets checked
>muh interference
okay buddy

Honk honk indeed.

then just cover him, too

>another fucking penalty

just go home canes

>Svech doesn't have the puck
>dumped
>no call
This is why I say that this shit is a joke.

holy shit, Kuz just sliced canes d like a knife through butter
this is a sweep mos def

>Carolina Penalty Boxes

>CANES PENULTY

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post skates or stop talking about the rules

Lemme guess, that wasnt stick holding either?

I WANT TO E A T STORMY

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Did coach Orpik find the fountain of youth?

>state of ovi shooting

Christ this crowd is quiet.

this your first time watching the playoffs?
actually, it probably is

It wasn't interference on Svechnikov

not him but if theyre not gonna call that then they should call some of the weak shit they have for the caps

It's fun to shitpost about a blowout but it's not especially fun to actually watch. Especially if you had to pay for it.

Caps took the most minors in the league. Don't worry sweetie.

stick related infractions will always get called more than hits
ya know, muh intensity

>t. neutral casual

>haven't posted Mia in almost an hour
i don't know if I can take it much longer

This Denver Umass game is such a meme match

>off a 'Canes glove
>Caps player touches it next
>different 'Canes player goes in to try to steal it
>whistled dead
>""""""""hand pass""""""""
These fucks are genuinely retarded.

*ahem*
FUCK UMASS AND FUCK U MASS NIGGERS

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Spotted the assmad hillbilly

Lots of problems on our end, but we're outshooting the Caps. Holtby has just been incredible. At least we had a pretty nice kill and didn't give up any more.

W-we can still do this guys...

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give up bro this game is over with. were getting raped

Now I'm sure you're either falseflagging or reddit posting. Probably both

just go back

>team is led b a hairless finnish twink
>expect to beat a team of grizzled chads
well there's your problem

...also, shit goaltending

well if Teds could do it

newish hockey fan question. like baseball is it the same set of refs for multiple games close together at the same location, or can we expect new officials saturday? hoping for the latter cause i don’t think i can handle anymore of these clowns

>muh corsi

you dont know the game but pretend to know enough to critique refs LOL

I'm not one to bitch and whine refpuck any time things aren't going my team's way but holy fuck the Canes just cannot stay out of the box tonight I swear.

I'm just hoping that either we shake off whatever bad juju is following us after tonight or at the very least heading home will give them the confidence to not get swept.

Reminder that the Canes wanted Grubauer but were too cheap to play the in division tax.

they gave up 0 goals that period so much improved

I wonder how it feels to have to make a highlights package when you're losing 0-3

>tfw can't discuss the game/series with rival team fans because every other post is a copy paste from reddit.

Oh well, my knights also play tomorrow so at least hopefully that will turn out better. Tough playoffs so far for both of my teams

Mrazek has gotten real good over the season but for whatever reason he's reverted back to how he played when the Canes first got him tonight.

Man, I wasn't expecting Canes to win, but I wasn't expecting this shook level.

Honestly, I don't think I can blame them. For the majority its their first dance, and they're going up against the defending champions that they got swept by during the regular season. It's gotta be a hell of a demon to shake.

Isn't that how it always is - those that know the least about a sport are the quickest to bitch about the calls

retarded false flaggot

why do redditors talk like such absolute faggots

how do you know what they're posting on reddit, user?

What's the answer to his question though? I'd like to know

because you need to go back

youtu.be/QEgN2fOuRPA
>this happened in your lifetime

Based

Canes comeback begins.

92001776
what did he mean by this

IT'S ON LADS

Cant believe the refs allowed that

At least it isn't gonna be a shutout?

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>92001806
the only way youd know how redditors talk is if you went there. go back

just needed to see the puck in the net

>ruins

>3-0 for the higher seed after the first
>goalie awakens later in the 2nd and the 3rd
>comeback starts late in the 3rd
Following the Columbus script to a T.

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HEY HEY WHATDYA SAY

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>ywn suck those titties

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Impressed by how canes have pulled it together after the abysmal first

Dream on.

whomst

teds were already tied by this point

based falseflagger

>stove electrocuted me
>spilled water on myself walking to the living room
>canes are getting raped on live TV
>everyone in the thread is being rude to eachother until now
at least svech scored

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Just a sweep

reddit posting is SO HARD to detect

Harolina Curricanes

To heck with the C*nes I’m a Teds fan now

>it was 3-0

SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SVECHNIGOD AGAIN

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RUH ROH

SVETCH

lmao

ITS COMING HOME LADS

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CYKA
BLYAT

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>CRAPS
CRAPS
>CRAPS
CRAPS
>CRAPS
CRAPS

oh snap a storm be brewing

DO YOU BELIEVE IN BACK TO BACK MIRACLES

>the deadliest lead
>by a fucking rookie

LMAO

Oh fuck

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING BROS. NEVER GIVE UP HOPE.

UH OH

OH NO NONONONO

HOLY FUCK
i'm awake now

If he gets a hat trick I will buy a jersey immediately

C Y K A
Y
K
A

Perhaps we should all... Take Warning.

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holy shit is it gonna happen again

get S U R G E D fgts

youtube.com/watch?v=_r67RkpQ1dc

Goddamn

Tampa Bay Capitals

It was......

stream fartshd.ml/

Oof... They need to wake up. Kuz has been invisible

GO CANES HOLY SHIT

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Wheres thw stream lads

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what song was that just now?

>Caps player holding a 'Canes defender's stick
>defender tries to skate away, can't
>ref: "pull it out!"
based inconsistent retards :^)

My second cousin was a cheerleader for the canes, AMA

Post >yfw the teds and canes both sweep

Smechnikov

Holy shit you're insufferable

NHL hates the Canes

bilasport dot net

>chubby
>side tattoo
Grim. I know that they can do better.

how does her fart smell?

Just finished my hemp spinach blueberry smoothie lads, thought you’d want to know

How did it go

There's your soft penalty rednecks

Fuck the teds, LETS GO CANES

Sorry that you don't know the rules yet, retard.

Literally just got handed a penalty
>silent
Based inconsistent retard

>don't point out things that are actually happening reeeee

>cousin
>Carolina
how was the sex?

Literally Chris Jericho's band Fozzy. Song is "Judas." They are pure buttrock. Their DJ is obviously a WWE fan. They've been playing themes all game long.

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did you do the nasty?

Gary loves them though

Im gay btw if that matters

>calling them cheerleaders
>not storm squad
gtfo

Not too unpleasant. She's pretty hot tbqh

>rookie tossing a >cyka blyat to ovenchicken

sounds like there's a nice big avs in your future lad

How's her pit game?

by whom?

>handed
oh no no no
They don't understand the rules AT ALL

can we just have a comfy game thread

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grim palette

got any nudes?

WHAT IS THAT SONG THAT WAS PLAYING AT THE FACEOFF?
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN DUN DUN
WHAT IS IT?

I mean I just wanted to simplify it since I've been drinking :)

Unfortunately she's married now :(

Rude
>discount russian making incest jokes

it was a new metal song, at least it sounded like it

it had a chanting chorus, sort of

Cant wait til you get swept so I dont have to listen to you whine for the rest of the playoffs

Aho honestly looks like he's playing hurt.

>now

what about before?

youtube.com/watch?v=lqURPBtGJzg

Here ya go. Enjoy your ass.

i'm time traveler with a message from the future:

OH NO ON NO NO
>IT WAS 3-0

Steve aoki - boneless

carolina has them right where they want them

FUCK STORMS AND FUCK CAROLINA

canes must score in the next 6:39 to have a chance at winning this game

He's been shook for a while

Nah, though I look qt her FB pics every now and then. Actually she's my third cousin so almost no relation

what was that retard doing in the net

Big if true

fuck off falseflagger

thank you greatest ally, it plays in like every rink and i never knew what it was

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Isn't third cousin your great-grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild? How the shit are you keeping track of those people? The incest stereotypes are real goddamn

Lot older than me, i didn't hit puberty until she was already in college and close to graduating. Pretty unlucky but I got to meet some of the other girls on the storm squad so its not all that bad. She definitely married down though.

>honk honk

thanks man

I knew what you were asking, I just wanted to be funny

No.
Not until >we have a different opponent.

wizards fan chilling in here

wtf is an icing? is that when they have to bring out the ice machine during a commercial? sometimes they just keep playing though

>The incest stereotypes are real
I doubt user is brown. This is a hockey thread, after all

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I thought third cousin meant my parent's cousin's child? If it's something else feel free to correct me.

She hasn't had a kid yet so she's still at least 8/10, 9/10 at her peak.

Does anyone else have Peyronie’s disease

>I got to meet some of the other girls on the storm squad


details

icing is when you give the tendie a cheeky faceful

>How the shit are you keeping track of those people?
>I don't know my family
>so on one knows their family
People keep track of this shit all the time. Even have family reunions and stuff.

Does that mean you have a huge dick? In that case, no

What is that? I got a rash on my left wrist

nope I have the other penis thing

That would be your grandparent's sibling's grandchild, which is second cousin. First cousin is your generation, your parent's sibling. Second is your generation, your grandparent's sibling.

IQ stereotypes are real too

I was in my early teens. Most I remeber is them just being pretty cute. If I was older I probably could've charmed them a bit but I was a dukbfuck 13-14 year old.

>not keeping close with 4 generations of family
grim grim grim grim

Don't worry, the refs don't know either.

we're gonna EN and then it'll end 4-2 because that's just how life is sometimes, calling it now

HERE IT COMES

Curved cock

no I have gout

caps

y

What the hell

So she's my second.

Honestly nobody learnes that kind of stuff so it's nice to figure out. Thanks :)

>IQ stereotypes are real too
again, I doubt he's brown

We do second cousins and stuff, but third cousins share only 1.6% of your genetics so who gives a shit?

we wont score cap this

>Oshie just fucking spears Aho in the face as he's skating away
ha ha what the fuck has Oshie been doing tonight

take my energy Canies

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aw, but good on your cousin for introduccing you

I had a second cousin whom I rarely met and she showed interest in me at some time, but now she's married as well with a kid.

Wow Oshie dumb as fuck there man, leave the weed to Carlson

oshie you dumb nigger

FUCKING REFS oh its on washington nevermind refs are cool!

>TJ OSHIE PENALTY
TJ OSHIE PENALTY
>TJ OSHIE PENALTY
TJ OSHIE PENALTY
>TJ OSHIE PENALTY
TJ OSHIE PENALTY

Hes still drunk from drinking out of the cup all year

allons-y nordiques!

Scaaaaaar

It was 3-0

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

semi based

hockey iq: off the charts

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Are you genuinely trying to imply that that wasn't a stick to the face?

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

this is crazy

wide on the empty net twice lmao

no, r*tard

>this desperation

Why do the Carolina Hurricanes only shoot the puck when there's a Capitals player in front of them?

This game is way closer than it should be.

No score!

Thirds time the charm i guess

>aho
>weedalighter

Yeah she's a sweetheart. I mean she's hot, sure, but like the nicest person I've ever known. Damn, really wish I had been older :/

no meme comebacks tonight

there's that SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR you guys were talking about!

BASED ELLER SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>C4NES

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Aaaaand it's over.

gg Canes, you put up a decent effort in the end.

now you are right

Relocanes get swept in 3

Why did the refs make the caps do that? This is refpuck

>harry kanes

oof

good job tiger

gg canes

I dunno about this series...

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>It was 3-2

gg. see you next game caps. not sure how the reigning champs can be so bitter but it is what it is

based lar zeller

Well, fuck it.
gg to the handful of you who aren't psychotic faggots

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I hate seeing that stupid broad in every thread

gg

>it was 3-0
>disappear
>chirp on empty net attempt #3
sounds like DC transplant casuals to me

I hate seeing you in every thread.

Not bitter, your organization is a disgrace have a nice weekend

Maybe in game 2 more than one player will actually show up

its just banter try not to take it so personally

Fuck you, and fuck Tom Dundon

Wow thats your mum said i had sex with her last night

no you don't, you love it