Carolina Hurricanes (WC1, 99 pts.)
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Washington Capitals (M1, 104 pts.)
>game starts at 7:30 pm Eastern
>(2:30 am in Finland)
Carolina Hurricanes (WC1, 99 pts.)
@
Washington Capitals (M1, 104 pts.)
>game starts at 7:30 pm Eastern
>(2:30 am in Finland)
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Shall be watching the canes feed, good luck lads.
LET'S
GO
'CANES
CANES
LET'S FUCKING DO THIS CANIACS!
BASED anthem singers
LET'S
FUCKING
GO
c'mon canes
Thanks, friend.
Fuck the canes and fuck Tom dundon
canes are a one and done
Go Canes!
t. handeggnigger
canes win is a lock
seething aaf nigger
*One Stanley Cup and done
You're really mad at Ebersol, not Dundon.
Back to /AAF/ with you.
>absolute state of the aaf
>butterfly position
kinda gay, eh?
BASED BRIND'AMOUR IS BRINGING ANOTHER ONE HOME, BROS!
some nice hits so far lads
who did faulk just heem
faulk has been waiting for this for 7 years
burakovsky
lol
If Dundon hadn't stepped in your baby league would've folded week 2
Be thankful it lasted as long as it did
>computer sometimes freezes when exiting full screen
>thought it had stopped doing that
>does it again at the worst possible time
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
who /XFL/ here?
...
Fuck the Canes, FUCK Tom Dundon, and fuck each and every one of (You)
shoo, shoo, not for you
Stay mad, AAF is dead and you can keep crying about it nigger
>Capitals without a shot on goal in the first 7 fucking minutes
Is that why Oshie is chimping out? Frustration?
WELL SHUCKS I THINK I SEEN ME A PENULTY AHYUCK
BOOOOOJANGLES!
lick the sweat off my sunbelt bbq balls
Do you think the Wild regret giving up Niederreiter?
Let's keep it clean, boys! No Mia or Solo-pussy posting.
t. seething practice squader.
have you seen victor rask play? lmfao
Regret is the only thing Mild knows
Probably not, he wasn't doing this well before his change of scenery, and the Wild desperately needed center depth.
imagine even ironically b8ing over a plastic league that didn't last 53 days
WELL SHUCKS AINT THAT A PEEENULTY WHEN A FELLER DOES THAT
AW HECK WHEN THEY GONNA PLAY DUCK DUCK GOOSE y'all IM GETTING BORED!
Imagine being an american and unironically using the word "plastic" in the context of sports
After watching almost 9 minutes of this game i can confidently say that the Canes are winning the cup
>outshooting without any real quality chances
this is the hurricanes I remember
>I'm going to prove how retarded someone else is
>by being retarded
A bold plan.
very plastic game with plastic players right now in my plastic opinion
>RELOCANES
OH NO NO NO
fug
SCAAAAR
>relocanes
>canes
>relocanes
the shot was like the spanish inquisition
this is the game.
>backstromed
Nice shot desu
I agree hurricane fans are retards
Shut it, Jamal. We refined Southern gentlemen are trying to enjoy some hockey.
get fucked you hillbilly niggers
Mrazek with the ELITE .500 sv%
just happy to be here lads
Fuck's sake.
CAPS
satan wouldn't lie
based grounded perspective user
Trips of truth
watch this sweet swedish boy go
Dubs of assurance, hurricane fans are retarded
BASED
rude
jesus Staal
someone dap me up
baste
Imagine caring with these rabid retards think.
The sooner >we eliminate them, the sooner we don't have to listen to them anymore.
When did Bäckis learn how to shoot?
Canes look like they belong in the AAF looool fuck Tom Dundon
lmfao go play duck duck goose you fucking sunbelt retard that doesn't know anything about hockey
smdh not a black body to be found in that arena
Ovechkin is such a diver
how is that not a dive
fuckno, he'll crash soon enough.
>angry NPC noises
Do you have any other lines?
Haha time for a 4 on 3 pooperplay while someone shadows Ovi.
why did laine steal ovi's pp strat?
lol fuck the canes
my bad was a high stick. carry on
Well it was nice to see the Canes in the post season again. Isles/Caps will be good.
Backstrom dabbing on these relocanes
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>relocanes
canes are getting exposed pretty hard
>Caps playing a tranny wrestler's theme song.
OH NONONO
OH NO NO NO
>Cains
bones of black slaves have been scattered under the foundation of the arena for over a century baka
fuck wh*tey
Best Swede
THE MADMAN DID IT AGAIN
>canes getting raped
GET FUCKED YOU HILLBILLY N WORDS BASED SWEDEN
Mrazek with the ABSOLUTELY IMMACULATE .500sv%
congrats on "avoiding" tampa bay canes from a lifelong ted
>more shots
>fewer goals
HOLY SHIT THE HURRICANES SUCK AT HOCKEY
STICK TO CHILDRENS GAMES TO ENTERTAIN YOUR FAT REDNECK FAN BASE
FAAAAAGGGGGOOOOTTTSSS
lack of experience is killing us right now
that's the fortnite gamer mentality
>regionposting
>in a gamethread within the same region
just leave Backy in front, why not
Why is his so perfect lads?
you wish you redneck faggot that is FIRMLY in no hockeyland
Go play tag you fuckin FAGGOT
Lmaoing at all you retards with brackets where the canes win this series.
>mid Atlantic
>northwest
they're not experienced at connecting passes? Canes have had several good opportunities but all of their passes are missing their marks
BTW sh penalty shot for leafs after bruin wrecked himself on the wall
go knights
its not even 1 period into the first game user
playoffs are a different animal. we havent been for 10 years. caps are a great team too. i dont expect a win tonight but maybe next game or when we get back to raleigh
Marner just embarrassed him
Honestly? Women shouldn't be allowed at sporting events
caps will win this series 4-1
>knights
>hurricanes fans already abandoning ship
Good riddance
based. shouldve gotten
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF WASHINGTON, D.C.
>it's another Canes penalty
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
weak call 2bh. caps probably score here
Yep.
This is that same dogshit officiating that I remember from every other fucking Capitals game.
Boy, this sure is fuckinv fun. :^)
At least you aren't talking about hockey since you know nothing about it
Lol
8 years to watch em lose 4 straight
One of the worst penalty kills I've ever seen LMFAO
SCAAAAAAR!
>Wilson's early hit on Staal wasn't interference
>but that was
ABSOLUTE RAPE SESSION
OVEN CHICKEN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
3-0 up after the first? memes incoming
I mean if you just let Ovi take shot after shot one is bound to go in
>CANES
Honestly did anyone actually expect anything different
"Hockey"
nobody would ever blow a 3-0 first period lead
I didn't expect such amateur-hour-ish play from the canes
>down 2 already
>start playing loose a desperate
>penalize
>"lol refpuck"
Are you retarded?
simply not prepared
Hurricanes posters have reverted to whining about penalties in true sunbelt fashion
there are only a couple posts about it user
only people full of delusion
intermission! Gonna go play some pokemon
Remember when Relocane shitters were touting about the Relocanes going deep? Top kek
welcome to the club m8
No need to panic. We applied some good pressure, and had some nice scoring opportunities. Rob will fire up the boys during the break. We made it this far. We can do this.
you have a retard in net
>Stay in offensive zone for majority of period
>Down by 3
Possession doesn't mean shit if you do nothing with it
>nice scoring opportunities
I think you mean a bunch of perimeter shots
FUCK DUNDON AND FUCK HURRICANES
I'm numb to it after Ward/Darling. I'll take Mrazek/McElhinney all day.
Ahahaha fuck the canes!
T. Salty habs fan from when williams poked out koivus eye
Got home late, just tuning in
Looks like a good start for the boys
habs would have swept lmao
For me, it's just watching the game by myself and literally not bothering with the gamethread.
>get held an hour late at work
>rush home thinking even if I missed the first period at least it might still be a good rest of the game
>see the score
it's already been one of those nights, huh.
I stress eat and I’ve already eaten two bags of popcorn during this game. God forbid the NHL let their favorite teams (caps and pens) lose a game. I just don’t get how both of those calls were penalties but they’ve been holding us and hitting us dirty and the refs look the other way. Ugh. On to bag number 3.
i usually do that when >my team is playing, but participate in game threads when they're not
beetus
DONT LEAVE ME ERICA! THERES A MAN WITH A BALD HEAD AND AN ORANGE BEARD TRYING TO RUN ME DOWN IN A CHEVY COLORADO! HIS NAME IS KENNY BERNARD
best be whole grain self popped sucka and not that bagged shit
When you get bored of watchin the Canes lose come watch Goon at basedstream.com
There was nothing worth seeing. You'd just be mad.
That fucking ovi Papa John's commercial lmaooo
is this defense?
Lol they literally can't stay out of the box
Hurricanes playing sloppy
Inexperience definitely showing
>Oshie hits someone right in the fucking head with his stick during transition
>no call
HONK HONK
i-its just game 1 jitters
TOO
MUCH
MAN
There's the pooperplay that can't enter the box that I know and love.
Please don't do this all series long m8.
holy fuck canes what are you doing
awful no call there.
>slam-dunk effort
>OFFSIDES
>OFFSIDES
>OFFSIDES
>OFFSIDES
Cmon Canes show us why you're even in these playoffs.
DO THESE DUMB FUCKING
N I G G E R S
NOT KNOW WHAT INTERFERENCE IS
THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE
>canes commentators seething
lmao fucking retards
HOLTGOD
Canes looking really solid
Sorry they understand the sport better than you, Sven.
Maybe the SHL is more your speed.
>no replay of the Nisky hit
Sad. Can you get me Ukraine?
As solid as the shit I took earlier
holy fuck the canes are retarded
I'm gonna be real with you guys, I didn't expect the canes to make it past the caps anyway, but I was hoping it wouldn't be this embarrassing.
i dont like sweden anymore
Seeing who got it
Tom dundon deserves this
I'm a retard
Terrible overall power play, but had a chance. Nice saves by Holtby. Need a quick goal.
thinkin about FoxTrax
>"top of the circle, theyll never see it coming"
Keys to the game: try to cover the greatest goal scorer of his generation
Why has nobody thought of that before?
Fuck you.
Because you do this and Backstrom gets his hattrick.
>aho plays the puck
>gets checked
>muh interference
okay buddy
Honk honk indeed.
then just cover him, too
>another fucking penalty
just go home canes
>Svech doesn't have the puck
>dumped
>no call
This is why I say that this shit is a joke.
holy shit, Kuz just sliced canes d like a knife through butter
this is a sweep mos def
>Carolina Penalty Boxes
>CANES PENULTY
post skates or stop talking about the rules
Lemme guess, that wasnt stick holding either?
I WANT TO E A T STORMY
Did coach Orpik find the fountain of youth?
>state of ovi shooting
Christ this crowd is quiet.
this your first time watching the playoffs?
actually, it probably is
It wasn't interference on Svechnikov
not him but if theyre not gonna call that then they should call some of the weak shit they have for the caps
It's fun to shitpost about a blowout but it's not especially fun to actually watch. Especially if you had to pay for it.
Caps took the most minors in the league. Don't worry sweetie.
stick related infractions will always get called more than hits
ya know, muh intensity
>t. neutral casual
>haven't posted Mia in almost an hour
i don't know if I can take it much longer
This Denver Umass game is such a meme match
>off a 'Canes glove
>Caps player touches it next
>different 'Canes player goes in to try to steal it
>whistled dead
>""""""""hand pass""""""""
These fucks are genuinely retarded.
*ahem*
FUCK UMASS AND FUCK U MASS NIGGERS
Spotted the assmad hillbilly
Lots of problems on our end, but we're outshooting the Caps. Holtby has just been incredible. At least we had a pretty nice kill and didn't give up any more.
W-we can still do this guys...
give up bro this game is over with. were getting raped
Now I'm sure you're either falseflagging or reddit posting. Probably both
just go back
>team is led b a hairless finnish twink
>expect to beat a team of grizzled chads
well there's your problem
...also, shit goaltending
well if Teds could do it
newish hockey fan question. like baseball is it the same set of refs for multiple games close together at the same location, or can we expect new officials saturday? hoping for the latter cause i don’t think i can handle anymore of these clowns
>muh corsi
you dont know the game but pretend to know enough to critique refs LOL
I'm not one to bitch and whine refpuck any time things aren't going my team's way but holy fuck the Canes just cannot stay out of the box tonight I swear.
I'm just hoping that either we shake off whatever bad juju is following us after tonight or at the very least heading home will give them the confidence to not get swept.
Reminder that the Canes wanted Grubauer but were too cheap to play the in division tax.
they gave up 0 goals that period so much improved
I wonder how it feels to have to make a highlights package when you're losing 0-3
>tfw can't discuss the game/series with rival team fans because every other post is a copy paste from reddit.
Oh well, my knights also play tomorrow so at least hopefully that will turn out better. Tough playoffs so far for both of my teams
Mrazek has gotten real good over the season but for whatever reason he's reverted back to how he played when the Canes first got him tonight.
Man, I wasn't expecting Canes to win, but I wasn't expecting this shook level.
Honestly, I don't think I can blame them. For the majority its their first dance, and they're going up against the defending champions that they got swept by during the regular season. It's gotta be a hell of a demon to shake.
Isn't that how it always is - those that know the least about a sport are the quickest to bitch about the calls
retarded false flaggot
why do redditors talk like such absolute faggots
how do you know what they're posting on reddit, user?
What's the answer to his question though? I'd like to know
because you need to go back
youtu.be
>this happened in your lifetime
Based
Canes comeback begins.
92001776
what did he mean by this
IT'S ON LADS
Cant believe the refs allowed that
At least it isn't gonna be a shutout?
>92001806
the only way youd know how redditors talk is if you went there. go back
just needed to see the puck in the net
>ruins
>3-0 for the higher seed after the first
>goalie awakens later in the 2nd and the 3rd
>comeback starts late in the 3rd
Following the Columbus script to a T.
HEY HEY WHATDYA SAY
>ywn suck those titties
Impressed by how canes have pulled it together after the abysmal first
Dream on.
whomst
teds were already tied by this point
based falseflagger
>stove electrocuted me
>spilled water on myself walking to the living room
>canes are getting raped on live TV
>everyone in the thread is being rude to eachother until now
at least svech scored
Just a sweep
reddit posting is SO HARD to detect
Harolina Curricanes
To heck with the C*nes I’m a Teds fan now
>it was 3-0
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SVECHNIGOD AGAIN
RUH ROH
SVETCH
lmao
ITS COMING HOME LADS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CYKA
BLYAT
>CRAPS
CRAPS
>CRAPS
CRAPS
>CRAPS
CRAPS
oh snap a storm be brewing
DO YOU BELIEVE IN BACK TO BACK MIRACLES
>the deadliest lead
>by a fucking rookie
LMAO
Oh fuck
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING BROS. NEVER GIVE UP HOPE.
UH OH
OH NO NONONONO
HOLY FUCK
i'm awake now
If he gets a hat trick I will buy a jersey immediately
C Y K A
Y
K
A
Perhaps we should all... Take Warning.
holy shit is it gonna happen again
get S U R G E D fgts
Goddamn
Tampa Bay Capitals
It was......
stream fartshd.ml
Oof... They need to wake up. Kuz has been invisible
GO CANES HOLY SHIT
Wheres thw stream lads
what song was that just now?
>Caps player holding a 'Canes defender's stick
>defender tries to skate away, can't
>ref: "pull it out!"
based inconsistent retards :^)
My second cousin was a cheerleader for the canes, AMA
Post >yfw the teds and canes both sweep
Smechnikov
Holy shit you're insufferable
NHL hates the Canes
bilasport dot net
>chubby
>side tattoo
Grim. I know that they can do better.
how does her fart smell?
Just finished my hemp spinach blueberry smoothie lads, thought you’d want to know
How did it go
There's your soft penalty rednecks
Fuck the teds, LETS GO CANES
Sorry that you don't know the rules yet, retard.
Literally just got handed a penalty
>silent
Based inconsistent retard
>don't point out things that are actually happening reeeee
>cousin
>Carolina
how was the sex?
Literally Chris Jericho's band Fozzy. Song is "Judas." They are pure buttrock. Their DJ is obviously a WWE fan. They've been playing themes all game long.
did you do the nasty?
Gary loves them though
Im gay btw if that matters
>calling them cheerleaders
>not storm squad
gtfo
Not too unpleasant. She's pretty hot tbqh
>rookie tossing a >cyka blyat to ovenchicken
sounds like there's a nice big avs in your future lad
How's her pit game?
by whom?
>handed
oh no no no
They don't understand the rules AT ALL
can we just have a comfy game thread
grim palette
got any nudes?
WHAT IS THAT SONG THAT WAS PLAYING AT THE FACEOFF?
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN DUN DUN
WHAT IS IT?
I mean I just wanted to simplify it since I've been drinking :)
Unfortunately she's married now :(
Rude
>discount russian making incest jokes
it was a new metal song, at least it sounded like it
it had a chanting chorus, sort of
Cant wait til you get swept so I dont have to listen to you whine for the rest of the playoffs
Aho honestly looks like he's playing hurt.
>now
what about before?
youtube.com
Here ya go. Enjoy your ass.
i'm time traveler with a message from the future:
OH NO ON NO NO
>IT WAS 3-0
Steve aoki - boneless
carolina has them right where they want them
FUCK STORMS AND FUCK CAROLINA
canes must score in the next 6:39 to have a chance at winning this game
He's been shook for a while
Nah, though I look qt her FB pics every now and then. Actually she's my third cousin so almost no relation
what was that retard doing in the net
Big if true
fuck off falseflagger
thank you greatest ally, it plays in like every rink and i never knew what it was
Isn't third cousin your great-grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild? How the shit are you keeping track of those people? The incest stereotypes are real goddamn
Lot older than me, i didn't hit puberty until she was already in college and close to graduating. Pretty unlucky but I got to meet some of the other girls on the storm squad so its not all that bad. She definitely married down though.
>honk honk
thanks man
I knew what you were asking, I just wanted to be funny
No.
Not until >we have a different opponent.
wizards fan chilling in here
wtf is an icing? is that when they have to bring out the ice machine during a commercial? sometimes they just keep playing though
>The incest stereotypes are real
I doubt user is brown. This is a hockey thread, after all
I thought third cousin meant my parent's cousin's child? If it's something else feel free to correct me.
She hasn't had a kid yet so she's still at least 8/10, 9/10 at her peak.
Does anyone else have Peyronie’s disease
>I got to meet some of the other girls on the storm squad
details
icing is when you give the tendie a cheeky faceful
>How the shit are you keeping track of those people?
>I don't know my family
>so on one knows their family
People keep track of this shit all the time. Even have family reunions and stuff.
Does that mean you have a huge dick? In that case, no
What is that? I got a rash on my left wrist
nope I have the other penis thing
That would be your grandparent's sibling's grandchild, which is second cousin. First cousin is your generation, your parent's sibling. Second is your generation, your grandparent's sibling.
IQ stereotypes are real too
I was in my early teens. Most I remeber is them just being pretty cute. If I was older I probably could've charmed them a bit but I was a dukbfuck 13-14 year old.
>not keeping close with 4 generations of family
grim grim grim grim
Don't worry, the refs don't know either.
we're gonna EN and then it'll end 4-2 because that's just how life is sometimes, calling it now
HERE IT COMES
Curved cock
no I have gout
caps
y
What the hell
So she's my second.
Honestly nobody learnes that kind of stuff so it's nice to figure out. Thanks :)
>IQ stereotypes are real too
again, I doubt he's brown
We do second cousins and stuff, but third cousins share only 1.6% of your genetics so who gives a shit?
we wont score cap this
>Oshie just fucking spears Aho in the face as he's skating away
ha ha what the fuck has Oshie been doing tonight
take my energy Canies
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
aw, but good on your cousin for introduccing you
I had a second cousin whom I rarely met and she showed interest in me at some time, but now she's married as well with a kid.
Wow Oshie dumb as fuck there man, leave the weed to Carlson
oshie you dumb nigger
FUCKING REFS oh its on washington nevermind refs are cool!
>TJ OSHIE PENALTY
TJ OSHIE PENALTY
>TJ OSHIE PENALTY
TJ OSHIE PENALTY
>TJ OSHIE PENALTY
TJ OSHIE PENALTY
Hes still drunk from drinking out of the cup all year
allons-y nordiques!
Scaaaaaar
It was 3-0
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
semi based
hockey iq: off the charts
Are you genuinely trying to imply that that wasn't a stick to the face?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
this is crazy
wide on the empty net twice lmao
no, r*tard
>this desperation
Why do the Carolina Hurricanes only shoot the puck when there's a Capitals player in front of them?
This game is way closer than it should be.
No score!
Thirds time the charm i guess
>aho
>weedalighter
Yeah she's a sweetheart. I mean she's hot, sure, but like the nicest person I've ever known. Damn, really wish I had been older :/
no meme comebacks tonight
there's that SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR you guys were talking about!
BASED ELLER SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>C4NES
Aaaaand it's over.
gg Canes, you put up a decent effort in the end.
now you are right
Relocanes get swept in 3
Why did the refs make the caps do that? This is refpuck
>harry kanes
oof
good job tiger
gg canes
I dunno about this series...
>It was 3-2
gg. see you next game caps. not sure how the reigning champs can be so bitter but it is what it is
based lar zeller
Well, fuck it.
gg to the handful of you who aren't psychotic faggots
I hate seeing that stupid broad in every thread
gg
>it was 3-0
>disappear
>chirp on empty net attempt #3
sounds like DC transplant casuals to me
I hate seeing you in every thread.
Not bitter, your organization is a disgrace have a nice weekend
Maybe in game 2 more than one player will actually show up
its just banter try not to take it so personally
Fuck you, and fuck Tom Dundon
Wow thats your mum said i had sex with her last night
no you don't, you love it