Pittsburgh Pirates 1. Adam Frazier (L) 2B 2. Starling Marte (R) CF 3. Francisco Cervelli (R) C 4. Josh Bell (S) 1B 5. Jung Ho Kang (R) 3B 6. Melky Cabrera (S) RF 7. Pablo Reyes (R) LF 8. Erik Gonzalez (R) SS 9. Joe Musgrove (R) P
Chicago Cubs 1. Ben Zobrist (S) RF 2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B 3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B 4. Javier Baez (R) SS 5. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF 6. Jason Heyward (L) CF 7. Daniel Descalso (L) 2B 8. Victor Caratini (S) C 9. Jose Quintana (R) P
Game notes Start time: 6:35pm CST Gametime Temp: 56°F Chance of Precip: 11% Rubber match today
> all these strike outs How about taking some pitches ffs
Grayson Moore
The ump's strike zone is awful, he's getting shit on by both sides. If he doesn't tighten it up, someone's going to get tossed. At least he doesn't have a short fuse, an asshole ump would have tossed Maddon for his chirping.
Caratini robbed on a home run, but still gets a standing double.
Baez needs to hit a home run off Musgrove as payback for that dirty slide last year.
Sebastian Hill
>Yu Darvish He's being sued now.
Before looking it up, make a prediction as to why he's being sued.
Jordan Ward
My guess: bar incident
Jack Wilson
I take back what i said about Cabrera, he's an asshole.
Charles Sullivan
fraud
Michael Murphy
Who would have expected 34 year old Melky to do anything impressive in right field.
Cooper Gonzalez
I bet you've never even been.
Carter Robinson
7 K's for KKKKKKKuintana
Jaxon Baker
He's having a truly #blessed game
Robert Brown
you're right
Isaac Hill
Explain to us what makes a stripe club good. The food? I went to a casino once and the buffet was the best part.
Connor Bell
Are you gay or something?
Jose Ortiz
DAT PLAY BY BRYANT
Jack Harris
The food is actually pretty decent at the clubs I've been to.
The best part is looking at boobs and butts and flirting with the strippers.
David Bailey
no I went to the casino and got free soda!
William Sanders
>naked girls dancing >staring is encouraged bretty self explanatory
damn really? the idea of strip club food is repugnant
Isaac Hill
I'm assuming the quality of breasts vary from the talent at each club.
Is there a purpose to the flirting when you know it won't get you anywhere?
I ended making $125. My only regret was not doing max bet for the wheel of fortune game because I hit what would have been the jackpot and would have won $750k. Instead i just got $200. Dem's the breaks.
Wyatt Gomez
>damn really? the idea of strip club food is repugnant
Yeah, the nicer clubs have their own kitchen and everything. The lower end clubs usually have pizzas ovens to heat you up a personal pizza or something.
One strip club here even has a hot dog buffet at midnight.
Dominic Flores
>heyward is the best cubs hitter when do they finally trade him?
Nathaniel Powell
>I'm assuming the quality of breasts vary from the talent at each club. Well yeah, it's just like every girls. Most clubs will have a good variety of breasts. Everything from small and perky, to medium size, to big naturals to BIG HONKIN' FAKES.
>Is there a purpose to the flirting when you know it won't get you anywhere? Do it right and maybe you can date or fuck a stripper. I've met a few strippers who dated guys that they met at the club and I banged one stripper.
Adam Morgan
Hopefully never if he keeps it up.
Does this Doug Glanville dude bug anyone else lads?
Xavier Garcia
put him at leadoff then he's always been good at seeing lots of pitches and rarely striking out
Luis Bennett
>Do it right I'm just going to chuckle at that. 95% of people on Yea Forums don't know how to talk to women. it's just a matter of living with it, or becoming one of those incels. I almost pity them.
Parker Torres
if heyward actually can start hitting then the lineup can finally have the leadoff hitter they've been looking for since fowler and maybe the offense will finally be consistent
Aaron Moore
>95% of people on Yea Forums don't know how to talk to women.
The strip club is a pretty good place to practice this. The stakes if you flirt badly aren't high unless you do say something really out of line.
Connor Miller
>Joe getting himself thrown out We saw this coming because of how inconsistent the ump has been.
At least the ump gave him plenty of chances, but Joe was going to do this to show he has his team's back.
wow, that was the slowest, most...methodical "tirade"/ejection i've ever seen
Jayden Collins
GODDAMN IT CUBS
Aaron Harris
>"d-don't do it! you don't have to do this"
Robert Thomas
>Yea Forums's live reaction threads are one of the few reasons that it's not total shit I didn't know watching anons being needlessly bitter and racist was entertaining
Isaiah Wilson
Why do these broadcasts have buzzing and noise all the time ffs
Asher Cooper
sorry sir he didn't know
Ian Campbell
>Joe, please sit down... >Im gonna do it! >*slowly walks out to the plate* >well, I guess I have to toss you now I hate to be this cliche, but that was The Officesque
>I didn't know watching anons being needlessly bitter and racist was entertaining yet we all keep coming back here...
DYNAMIC microphones placed all around the ballpark the problem last inning was they had Glanville's mic on air and he was standing in the bleachers picking up a lot of wind
Blake Hall
Not all of Yea Forums are /pol/ drones.
Logan Ross
quintana is pitching a gem!
Jonathan Hughes
STEIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE 3
Austin Rogers
Run when?
Michael Campbell
this guy is a soft contact inducing machine today
Angel Cooper
GO CUB
Joshua Campbell
I still can't believe the pirates traded Meadows and Glasnow for Archer
Hunter Allen
Trips confirm The Windsor Ballet.
Bentley Rogers
lel, what's this, this isn't hockey, jannies delete
Chase Davis
that was such a retarded sequence...all for NOTHING
Julian Price
KEK
Jonathan Ramirez
Clown umps
Kevin Anderson
That clearly grazed Baez's foot UMPBALL
Jaxon Morris
Now we've got goddamned RAIN BALL.
Dylan Reyes
KKKKKKKKKKKuintana
Angel Barnes
3.66 x the racism asshole
Isaiah Brooks
pls put some runs up for him this is better than any other outing I've seen from him as a cub including the brewers ones from 2017 and 2018
Jonathan Torres
>99 pitches >11 K's >7 innings Q is hyped
No one can say the starting pitching didn't do its job tonight. Cubs better score so Q can get the Win.