What do the CL and Argentina have in common that makes Messi always choke?

What do the CL and Argentina have in common that makes Messi always choke?

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What does your head and Messi's house have in common? He lives in both rent free.

Hating a football player isn't a personality, mate.

I thought this was a setup for a quality punchline. Maybe banning New Zealand was a good idea afterall.

Seething

Suarez scored first and at Barca, only Messi is allowed to score the first goal. He gets disheartened whenever another player steals the spotlight from him

Messi has 4 CLs more than any other player, except Ronaldo and Di Stefano

He has 3

>He gets disheartened whenever another player steals the spotlight from him
not true at all, it's just a coincidence Zlatan Henry Etoo Villa were kicked out and Messi doesnt allow Barca to buy a forward since 2014

/s

as in sarcasm

/sarcasm

OH NO NO NO
2006
2009
2011
2015

2019 :)

He doesn't get to play against farmers from Cadiz

>2006

Go to bed Luis you are not funny

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>makes 20 threads a day seething about messi
>people call out his autism
>y-you gu-guys are j-just mad, s-seething lol I swear

>has the best 9 of the last decade in suarez

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Why would they need another forward? Not like they don't score enough.

If you black out the mirror you may see your own reflection.

kill yourself