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NHL Playoffs
Day 2

TOR @ BOS, 7 pm
CAR @ WSH, 7:30
COL @ CGY, 10 pm (8 pm Mountain)

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ice

This it?

shall

>IT WAS 3-0

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*subscribe*

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if >your teams needs some x factor rookie to win a series something is wrong with your line of thinking

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Aye.

Who is the biggest nigger in the NHL, Kane or Reaves?

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go knights

subban

there will be no sweeps in the first round

t.knower

reddit knights

Not gonna lie, these OPs are breddy gud.

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shant be posting in any laffs threads

they've accepted fleury is flushed and that they're gonna have to out meme the shorks to win games.

neil's a pussy and you probably are too

malcolm subban

how many more OT games will we get these playoffs?

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>still 1 and half hour till gaems

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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13% of /hoc/ posters are snowbelt, yet they commit 100% of bad posts

>Canadian Best Seller

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>let me know your thoughts in the comments section below, as always
>don't forget to hit like and subscribe if you're browsing your way through, an' you just happened upon this video
>and, hey, thank you guys so much for watching...
>I'll talk to you again soon

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I recognize this loli

for me, it's making shannon seethe with a comment where he replies to it

I'm calling Matthews getting hurt either this game or the next one by a cheapshot. Nylander just floating around collecting sheckels.

Thank whoever first posted this a few weeks ago. Wouldn't've known about it otherwise.

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Ded general

prepare for Sean posting

its hard to skate around with such a heavy wallet. please dont bully.

>be defenseman
>lead a 1 on 3 while your team is changing
>don't get it deep and turn the puck over
>come back and knock a guy into your tendie so he can't make a save
norris when

shoo, shoo, back to /cric/ for you

yo sven, how about you dont curse players with injuries

Gio for norris. That is the only correct answer

what kind of fucking pokecheck was that? he didnt even have the right body position and basically just swiped at him.

>Nylander just floating around collecting sheckels.
So, back to normal for him?

not lanny poster
just filling in

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shannon fanboys are so insecure wow

U mad leaf boi?

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normal would mean him going back to scoring like in his 2018 form. This seasons nylander has just looked flat

Why is his face so round?
He seems like a chubby guy who's impersonating an athlete.

Only SHIT games tonight AND tomorrow

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>This seasons nylander has just looked flat
its his line mates

sverige

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NCAA Frozen Four is on right now

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road
I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride till I can't no more

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'

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Drunk already lads can someone pick me up

But I don't live anywhere near North Dakota.

hop on my back

>laffs

I'm Ted

9 way tie at the top of the masters leaderboard

>2 goals waived off
reeeee

Just woke up

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It's Minnesota-Duluth vs Providence right now
Denver versus Massachusetts-Amhearst next
North Dakota didn't even make it into the tournament

try going to sleep earlier

Welcome to the future

Shoo shoo

Redpill me on James Neal

>this file size
take some control of your life, good lord

he's gay in the pejorative sense

_________ is the most overrated player in hockey

hes the real deal

Online gambling will be legalized, Ontario bros.
Going to bet on the sens when they face the leafs.

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>normal would mean him going back to scoring like in his 2018
Nylander, much like his father is/was overrated. Not a bad player when he feels like playing. Lacks the work ethic.

gotta get pucks deep

he was on a good team last year and last year only

fitting he was drafted in a bust class

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laine on fortnite right now. look for him to have a big game 2 as well now.

you now remember playing Halo online with your bros

based

Which game should I watch tonight /hoc/

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master chief edition coming out on Steam soon

Based retard

all of them ya dingus

canes are playing with house money lmao

if you have 2 monitors you can watch them all

nhl.com/news/boston-bruins-brad-marchand-trying-to-be-less-of-an-agitator-entering-playoffs/c-306625544?tid=306188010

>being this gullible
he knows to be a rat when the refs dont expect/look at it

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2-0 bloos it is then

>tfw lazyman doesnt work

ALL

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Was all ready to have easy access to every game at the same time instead of groveling around for streams

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the canes are playing at my house
my house

bilasport dot net

onhockey has a wider selection, but bilasport never has any pop-ups and it just always works

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unironically the loudest arena so far has been nassau

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The first two are staggered half an hour so there will only be a little overlap of periods.

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I'm looking forward to it.

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what a buxom bessie

It'll be fun to compare it to PNC on Monday.

smart guy

PNC better be loud, but I think the saddledome will be loud as well.

Forgot about Calgary.
What is it about new buildings that leaves them so much more lifeless than the older buildings?

you can't judge how loud something is by a tv broadcast you turbo nigger

Rip Dick Miller, you were to good for this world.

too much shiny new tech and gimmick shops. a lot of places have acoustics that deaden the sound.
the days of shoddy barns where the sound bounces all over and the entire place shakes are gone

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i've gone to nassau and I know that place can be very loud. Seriously you can just feel the energy from there

Size. Places like nassau, joe louis, rexall, saddledome and MTS are so loud because of how tiny they are. its also just the rink and a concourse in places like what said
i.e like this: youtu.be/r8w1Q6aF1fM
youtu.be/o5IoGXb2jBE

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mfw cbj/car ecf

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Theyre going out first round.

what does being there before have to do with the fact that tv broadcasts change the volume of the crowd to their liking?

thinking abut becoming a cowboy

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>and it just always works
Bullshit. It was dogshit last night.

thinking about becoming an indian

Why does this kind of canadian not exist in nba threads
They’re all spazzes

umass/denver

Leafs gunna git raked boys

big talk coming from an avsfaggot

GET OUT

yes

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DIGITS
AVS BTFO

AMEN FUCK THE AVS AND FUCK THIS SUNBELT BRITISH FAGGOT

Theres more than one UK fan here you nigger

;^)

hockey is white

Reminder that the Oilers are completely fucked for the next decade.

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one is one too many

for now

>mad
>at the avalanche

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Maybe they should start drinking oil!

>Ha!

SKAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Avs been winning too much recently that /hoc/ is asspained.
They laugh at us for getting another 4th pick but Makar was Avs 4th pick in 2017 and hes currently the best prospect atm.
/hoc/ eternally asspained from the avs.

>u will be
where have I heard this before?

might enjoy avs elimination day more than laffs elimination day honestly

>stay scared m8
>u will be
>standings
>seething and obsessed

Why insinuate that you will be when you already are, in fact, mad at the Colorado Avalanche.

the guy that hasnt even played 1 nhl game is the best prospect atm? did you forget the current calder favorite was drafted 1 place after him?

What are you, a Kniggers fan?

2016 was a strong draft year. If Petterson and Heiskanen are anything to go off of, Makar will at the very least be a decent NHLer.

or he could end up being more like nolan patrick

>pettersson
>calder favorite
wew

>u mad yet
>u will be
lmaoing @ ur life

Or he could end up like Joe Sakic, we won't know until he signs a contract.

tell me how a goalie who played less than half the season in the nhl will win it?

Why bother saying "u will be" when you already are?
What have the Avalanche done to you to make you so mad at them?

Heiskanen and Pettersson are the two players that stick out from the 17 draft. Nolan is strugling hard and i'm sure that the devils are kicking themselfs for picking Hischier instead of either Heiskanen or Pettersson. Cody Glass was stuck in WHL so the data for him is moot.

>u mad
>u mad
>u mad
Based 2009 (by the way >my team won that year u mad?)

>strong draft

round 1 is moreless questionable

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Makar is the top candidate for the NCAA's equivalent to the Hart and leads all defensemen in points.
I won't deny there's a chance he'll bust like Hirschier or Patrick, but it really is a "we'll have to wait and see" case.

there are plenty of centers who had a few slow seasons to start their career before developing into decent players. look at like barkov or scheifele. they had pretty slow starts to their careers before developing into solid nhlers. think its still a season or 2 early to call patrick a bust.

DAILY REMINDER THE BRUINS WENT FULL RETARD HERE

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>can't stop replying

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2015 was a BASED draft year

>avs get some THOT
whoever made this image should be hanged.

the hobey baker isnt even a good indication of future nhl talent. remember how jimmy vesey won it over kyle connor? kyle connor has developed into a solid 30 goal scorer, jimmy vesey cant even put up 20. or how will butcher won the hobey baker over brock boeser? will butcher is now like a 3rd pairing dman, while brock boeser developing into a solid goalscorer.

Please stop. I don't want to remember.

omg men ids gunna be a blood bathe in bosdon

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>Oilers ruining a generational player
>based in any way
and I'm not talking about bulju

>McDavid
>Eichel
>Strome
The year of the centers.

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>only SHIT teams playing today

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>Cale Makar
>5'11
>187
>offensive d-man
I'm not really sure why Avs fans are so hyped about Makar anyway.

The avs already have enough offensive undersized defensemen in Barrie and Girard. They need to get better DEFENSIVE defensemen (this is a meme league for me even have to say something as redundant as that) Ian Cole helped, but he's only a start.

Besides, if the Avs develop Zadorov right he'll have an absolute bomb of a shot which will add even more offense to their d core without going for more undersized twinks who play bad d and get bullied all game.

blow me

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I didn't call him a bust. I just said he was strugling hard which is true.

kind of gay

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You can have a good offensive D-man, but they need to know defense. Look at risto on the sabres. He has scoring, but he cant defend like a defenseman.

The thing I can't comprehend is how they drafted Zboril from the same team as Chabot.
Who the fuck was the scout that was watching those games and WHAT WAS HE THINKING.
OH THIS CHABOT GUYS PRETTY GOOD, BUT I THINK IM GOING TO GO WITH JAKE FUCKING ZBORIL INSTEAD.

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they fell for not only the QMJHL meme, but also the czech meme

It's true it's not a garunteed sign that a player will be good in the NHL, but it's also not a death sentence for their career.
Say what you will about their NHL performance but guys like Gaudreau and Eichel have won it. Niether are elite, but they're solid contributions to their respective teams, especially Gaudreau.

Makar knows how to play D
Watched him catch up to someone on a breakaway and lift his stick like it was nothing.

johnny is a fast player who meshes so well with monahan. Thats what makes him so dangerous. Plus he has a great shot. Kids a stud

Im just saying, they have offensive d-men covered. Do you really want 50% of your d to be undersized offensive twinks?

I'd honestly much rather keep some average player like Nemeth in the line up. At least he has size and can sometimes play d...sometimes.

yeah the avalanche do have that covered. What the avalanche suffer from is really turnovers in the neutral zone. Seriously if the avalanche want any chance to live, they gotta cut that down or calgary is going to eat them alive

so you saw him in a boys league where he was able to physically dominate the other players and think he can still do that in the nhl against men?

posted this before, but edmonton fucked up here

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That's actually been something people have been saying since he was drafter. Lots of people are demanding Sakic cuts Barrie to make room for Makar and then call up one of the Eagles like Graves.
Makar at least seems to have some defensive IQ, if he's paired with a guy like Cole he'll probably be fine.

Not to mention, he'd be coming in to the league in the playoffs on an under dog team without an anchor as steady as Chara to lean on.

I think people are having McAvoy fantasies but I'd wager it wouldn't work out the same.

People definitely said the Nucks were reaching on Bo at the time.

>edmonton fucked up here
>here

the only prospect drafted in the top15 not currently in the nhl had a career ending knee injury

>dallas
nichuskin is so bad

Leaf niggas right now.

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its one of like 11616326262 failures by edmonton

>Drouin
>Nurse
>top 10 picks
whew, bust city.

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I'm actually hoping that they don't sign him until next year, regardless of how the frozen four goes.
Would prevent him from being snatched by Seattle in the next year. Not really sure how much he would contribute to the current squad either, especially because he hasn't had any time to practice with them.

>look up Morin because haven't heard about him for a while
>27 games played past two seasons
grim
oh

canuck "proscouts" wanted cody glass over pettersson. thankfully the team has their own scouts.

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let's go BROOOONS

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>this fucking /cric/ commercial for US bank

G R I M

>Mrazek vs Holtby
Get ready for some goals boys.

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Based Benis Gourde

>you now remember the cherry "barkov v drouin" comments

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let's go bear shits

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ayyyy lmao

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Based jack Edwards will have all the soy__boys seething tonight

fuck boston, but fuck toronto as well

>donna sherri is an idiot
i'm shocked

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enlightened post

>some guy starts reddit posting

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Hate broons also hate laffs FUCK
Same lad

nothing like a pump up montage set to the Who

rip Keith Moon

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Let's go broons!!!

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any NESN streams of the broons game?

im going for toronto just to see them actually do their fucking job. Take MY star player from a retarded zoomer GM

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>ice it

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>another shitty hamfisted poetry reference by ron maclean
how is this faggot only 58 can he die already

ITS TIME

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You know youve made it when mad magazone spoofs you

Ready to lose game 1 to the Bruins.

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i'm pooped lads. don't know if i'm gonna make it through all the games.

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>ywn get hype for a 'chel game by slapping asses with the boys

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Imagine drafting Nurse over Barkov, that would've been fucking hilarious. Wish it would've happened, Florida is a meme anyway.

>marleau-kadri-nylander 3rd line

yeesh that is garbage

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>Boston playing Audioslave

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kek

literally just use google

Git cultured faggot

ABSOLUTE UNIT

THE FAT GUY FROM WARWICK IS SINGING THE ANTHEM.
I LOVE THIS FUCKING GUY.

friendly reminder that it was 3-0

>laffs
ssm8
>laffs
ssm8
>laffs
ssm8
>laffs
ssm8

Ouu känädää
Aur houman neitiv läänd

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Holy shit their singer looks like he ate another person.
>in all of us
Gay fucking anthem.

THIS FUCKING ANTHEM SINGER IS SO FUCKING FAT

Wow what a retarded alphabet you have

based finnjävel

Oliver Ekman-Larsson. Good defenseman, but not the stud #1 people always chalk him up to be

The CBJ are going to win the series, arent they?

This guy is slim in America

I miss rancourt bros

>books you read in 11th grade english class
>cultured
you're embarrassing us too

youtu.be/QEgN2fOuRPA

Spider= SNES

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>crowd doesn't belt out their own anthem

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fat fahkin basstahd from wahwick

Yeah me too. I like this guy too though. And he makes me laugh because he's so fat and a guido from a guido town.

gave proof through the
KNIGHT

I'm not watching, i dont even know what he said.

awful

Pekka Rinne

based pasta feeling the anthem in his soul

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he's big boned, guys, grow up!

>y do u h8 my team user?
Because their not my team you fuckwit.
Jesus Christ the absolute state of nu/hoc/

LET'S
GO
BROO
INS

just tuuka rask

guys I know that either Toronto or Boston are gonna win
its just a matter of which one of them scores the most goals compared to the other

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I heard a rumour he "retired" because boston didnt want to pay him more or something

shall be rooting for the leafs lads

McDavid
He's not that much better than other elite players, one player can't save a franchise like Edmonton.

lol hes a big boner

It was three(3)-zero(0)

BUY
MY
BOOK

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youtube.com/watch?v=dPoh0OL_V9A&disable_polymer=1

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Thread i guess

lul

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Must have just got a nintendo switch

>spider

how do you get takes this hot?

>all these shots
boy i wish my team would've actually taken some shots on goal

flames

>LaffsNet or NBCSN with Milbury and Doc

oh for fucks sake

providence is shit

suck

>ironically hating doc
grim lads, don't be contrarian. he's the best hockey broadcaster of all time.

he probably watches anime about cooking or school or other gay shit

Not so much doc but Milburys chime-ins. Its like if burkie was in the booth, we dont need his edgy boomer opinions

anyone more JUSTED than me so far?

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>kneelander

This pisses me off so much.

don't even want these digits desu

ok

no, you should have known better

You're sleeping on the bolts and sharks

>one game
relax m8, yesterday was a fluke league wide

>predicting TWO sweeps

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>laffs

>LAFFS

based and pengpilled

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>SSM8
>KNEELANDER
OH NONONON

mine is as bad as this if not worse

Peelander

thinking about iceposting

Guess it's Nylander's year to be the shit.

>This Leafs team is as good as Tampa
Can't wait til that delusion is torn off by the bruins

Can someone remind me how much Nylander is getting paid?

real question here lads, when was the last time the leafs made it to the scf? i know they won it in 67.

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Who else is actually going to any playoff games? I have tickets for games 3 and 6 in columbus

I'm hoping that this dude I went to school with will be able to play in this series or later

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>have a 50 goal scorer
>don't make the playoffs
What did Edmonton mean by this?

10.2 (ten point two) MILLION

>game starts at 7:30
>lol jk 15 minutes of pregame

>2022 stanley cup finals [pit pens vs seattle sea lions] dot webbum

What happens if the series doesn't go to 6 games? Do you get a refund or something?

Just fapped to hypnosis porn also >laffs

>999
Noticed

I want to go to game 3 and 4 in Columbus but need to save money. knowing the teds, we'll probably get swept in 5

sounds like a buncha Red Wing fans that can't let go of the past. which i guess considering their present, is understandable.

Sorry I'm late
CAR @ WSH

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>seattle sea lions
>implying they'll make i past the Pyongyang Supreme in the Western finals

thanks brother

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having real grim thoughts about paying nylander 1,138,279,200.00 Yen, lads

I wonder if it is a male or female penguin.

Yeah it'll just be automatically refunded back to the credit card used to pay

Matthew is an underrated Gospel to be honest lads. Lots of good prophecy fulfillment.

caps stream fartshd.ml

thinking i could definitely heem Hogan nowadays

Imagine paying nylander 708390000.00 rupees

A 50 and 40+
Pathetic

hail
ice

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non gender binary
thinking I'd have a shot but wouldn't dream of causing our brother harm

based satanposter

Reminder this is only the second most important cup in hockey
[spoiler]Good Deeds Cup[/spoiler]

hogan is still jacked, he'd one punch both you morons

not to mention the mother fucker is 6'7 with enormous hands

Carolina has the most boring uniform in the nhl, basic red and white pattern with a lame logo thrown togther in ms paint in like 5 minutes

Reminder /hoc/ is and always will be a Christian nation

Are they only wearing those black alternates for the home games?

Of course

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new road whites coming next year though

yes

They shouldnt even be wearing alternates in the playoffs. They are just trying to drum up sales. Pathetic.

a y y
l m a o
stop it already

Mormons aren't Christians and Baptist are weirdos who scream and take everything in the bible literally

>someone mentions Christianity
>muh mormons and baptists
They're living in your head rent free.

>Mormons aren't Christians
>worship jesus christ
dummy

>when Flames do it, it's okay though
boiling.

for me, it's Eastern Orthodoxy

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It’s a perversion Mormonism is heathenry

t.mormon

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>5 games yesterday
>3 games today

Wut?

Mormons can't be trusted and aren't real Americans

i reckon this is his worst suit yet

its almost like arenas have multiple purposes.

more american and white than you m8

>/hoc/: Heretics of Christianity

they just have the "church of jesus christ of latter day saints" title as bullshit, they claim christianity and it has similar qualities but they really worship joseph smith and the founders of the church who were literally ran out of the east cuz even protestants thought they were batshit

How good is Pekka Rinne right now?

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Nah

Yeah we should have all 8 on the same day

Actually there's more central/south american mormons than american mormons. So on average, literally not white.

Too bad they just didn't kill that cult. Now we've got a whole state infested with those roaches.

completely correct
no self respecting Canadian likes the flames

What's the matter? Can't stand the sight of a strong Christian woman?

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Based Protestants HEEMED Joseph Smith shit was so cash

who /repeat/ here?
just one more game

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old mormon money runs a lot of things out west 2bh

Mormons worship money and multiple wives much like Arabs
my brother

kek

I never said that faggot.

Get coming up lads, get ready.

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you ain't getting past DU

Shall be posting for a glorious Christ get

imagine being mad at the most based religion, not to mention the only true one, on planet earth

where's your trip, chambers?

What a shitty looking trophy

This nigger knows whatsup

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>relocanes
lmao

>Mrazek
Someone should steal the get for Gensokyo.

canes fans on suicide watch

Good lad

Is that some kind of anime thing? Fuck off

How big of a star will Cliff Pu become now that Q in in Florida?

at least they still have fried chicken and watermelon

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It's where many of the anime girls that keep getting posted come from. If you don't like it you can go back wherever you came from.

I like anime desu

I don't really care for anime desu

Akira is the only anime anything I like, absolute kino

Good thing the site has tons of boards to post anime and talk about it how inclusive

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Probably /reddit/

hockey is for everyone
even qt anime grills

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i've only seen akira and some ghibli films. i've heard neon genesis: evangelion is actually kino, but i haven't checked it out.

Reminder you are just gay if you dont like anime
You are the big gay if you bitch about anime on an anime forum

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it’s not for fags though and only fags save images of little cartoon girls and think it’s not gay
See above

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>mrazek .500 save percentage
oh no no no

>relocanes

>those tits
>dem hips
>little girl
Please refrain from projecting your pedo fantasies

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that's what I've heard as well but Akira was a one off movie and was kind of a landmark style of animation supposedly

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Based Crosber

>relocanes
>LAFFS

Having a hearty kek @ the """""""""fancystat""""""""" fags who said Carolina will make this series close

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I think people post anime just to piss people off.

just tuuka nother rask

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/hoc/ is a board of peace, Christianity, and anime

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jets 4 cup

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Kakapo kakko

ice

/hoc/ is for 5/5s only. We also run Yea Forums.

>no, you wont stop projecting your pedo fantasies
Shameful desu

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witnessed

WOAHHHHH

FUCKING BASED

/hoc/ runs Yea Forums

include me in the screencap

based. /hoc/ yet again runs espee

OH FUG

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based

/cric/ btfo yet again

fuck /cric/

>rags

checked

>rags

/hoc/ wins everything, all the time

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>rags

Based

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HAHAHAHAHA RELOCNES ARE GETTING BTFO

hahahahahahahahaha

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Are the relocanes, dare I say it, complete shit?

good shit thats that good shit mane

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cant wait for the tournament to start up again. them delicious volleyball butts.

i'll bet /aaf/ lads are having a good laugh at the relocanes losing, but at least they still have a league to play in

HOW CAN ONE GENERAL BE SO BASED

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haven't really watched them this season, whats the canes biggest weakness

who do you replace and with who to make them an actual contender

>all the (You's)

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>canes biggest weakness
Other than being the canes, probably goaltending.

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More playoff experience desu

no depth
centers are all washed up boomers
shit goaltending

>rags

Lack of talent? They're the definition of regular season corsi meme team

post reasons you don't like the caps NOW

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/hoc/ always gets the gets

no depth
centers are all washed up boomers
shit goaltending
fans are all gay and autistic
not a hockey market
All in all an embarrassment to hockey

btfo my team in the scf. i don't really dislike them, but i would rather have won imo

alright boys where do we relocate them to and what's their new name

I don't like or dislike them desu.

pretty epic

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hey I got digits look at that

Not a hockey market
Shit fans that didn’t give a shit til they got ovechkin
Ovechkin is a one dimensional player and people suck his dick
Their goalie is a faggot apologist and has probably blown a handful of guys

Caps fan here, they're prone to choking. I'm trying to not talk too much shit because they could always blow this lead, I doubt the will cuz

>Canes

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relocate them to San Diego and call them the San Diego Crabs

Hamilton, Ontario

Buffalo level D now in the playoffs!

Shitty bandwagon fans. Last game I want to 90% of the lower bowl didn't know the rules and almost every woman was either on Instagram or screaming about Tom Wilson.

Québec just to btfo sunbelt and Montréal
>phoneposting

Colton Paryako is my favorite Ukranian player, followed by Gretzky.

holy shit. sweep incoming

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Live in DC here, have never seen people in caps gear until the finals last year

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Unironically this. I'm a craps fan and the fanbase has been going downhill since 2008, but it's gotten really bad since they won Stan Lee

/hoc/ RUNS Yea Forums EAT SHIT JANNIES

Neither game has a "playoff" atmosphere so far

I lived in the DC market for 6 months for work the year >we beat the sharks and wore my penguins gear the entire season and against them in the playoffs and didn’t get a single chirp. Pathetic.

IT HUUUURRRTTTSSS
WOUNDS SO SOOORRREEE
NOW IM TORRRNN
NOW IM TORN
youtu.be/0n3cUPTKnl0

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*pssssssst* hey kid Goon is playing at basedstream.com

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gary please put a fight in your script

Next time you're in DC I hope you get orally raped by the biggest black guy in D.C

To be fair, >we hadn't done shit against >you so saying anything would have been pathetic

We are watching Goon at basedstream.com
come fucking watch Glatt

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Mad bandwagoner?

Peak reddit

why hasn't wilson killed aho yet?

that'a good chirp

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Mostly their fans.
>dumb as fuck
>perpetually seething
>argue like Muslims i.e. everything that helps their side is right, everything that goes against their side is wrong, regardless of what actually happened
That Tom Wilson is a bit of a nigger, too.

>bragging about being a rust belt refugee
questionable

Gonna be honest gary, this script has been shit so far

don’t project your fantasies on me user
you still should call me and asshole and a faggot if you had any pride or backbone they just cowered in my glory while I drank their beer and fucked their women

yes? eight legs, two claws, a spider

id watch Goon but i think there might be actual (playoff) hokkei on

tell me lads

do we expect the >laffs to show up tonight

based and /hoc/pilled

Getting kinda startled lads

hasn’t he already been suspended twice this season alone?
any more “incidents” and they’ll probably just kick him out of the league
he could be big in the khl

Thanks bud

poolander did a thing lads

le 10.2 grillion dollar man

You gon get raped.

or japan

scared status: spidey sense is starting to tingle

OHNO

where is the autistic kneelander poster when you need him

i honestly don't think he thinks about shit like that.

I'm saying, its been a pretty goo d thread for trips

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expecting a big boisterous op

...

/hoc/ runs Yea Forums

several itt

He doesn't think about anything
t. craps fan

>he walked down the street
>no one said anything to him
>he also said nothing to anyone
>he went home
>brags about fucking women whilst hiding behind the guise of chadom

leafs fan faces when we sweep series

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/hoc/ runs Yea Forums

based

What's that cost? I didnt even bother to look cause I know I cant afford

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WOOO 3-2