Bring me Thanos!
Bring me Thanos!
Austin Baker
Brandon Butler
Why do soccer players always strip down when they score a goal?
Colton Cruz
So you can suck them off.
Ayden Garcia
because they arent fat like you
Austin Cooper
I live 4000 miles from him though
Elijah Torres
Based. Messi wouldve died in the snapenning
Gavin King
Who is this guy? Pls no bully
Colton Anderson
the most followed person on the internet (behind only taylor swifty i think)
Jonathan Green
He's like a stock advertisement guy.
Dylan Reed
He is an egyptian steel mogul
Carter Brown
>capeshit
Cameron Nguyen
Kek
Asher Sanders
He is an italian underwear model.
Jackson Hughes
He’s the one from your dreams
Josiah Williams
Are you really from Azerbaijan? Do you root for Tractor?
Ryder Hall
Second best player in the world behind a guy that eats pizza and sprite
Samuel Adams
the best player of all time, cristoforo rondondo
Ryder Gonzalez
>HASSAN CARRAAALLHHHOOOOO!!!!!!
John Ross
America must fall
Bentley Butler
Yes, but not fanatically.
Aaron Rodriguez
he's such a bizarre looking man, in every photo it seems like he has something out of proportion
Christopher Nelson
>capeshit
kys faggot
Evan Ortiz
Haha wouldn't it be funny if Ronaldo shrunk, entered Thanos' anus and then expanded haha
Nicholas Miller
Make fangirls cum and buy more merch.
Advertise themselves further.
And just simply because it is a tradition now.
Cringe to do it after anything but a very important goal though, and Ronaldo has done it so many times that any pretense of it being genuine passion is gone unless you're a mega-casual.
Mason Flores
A guy who has is of strong mind
Asher Hernandez
TSUUUUUUUUUU