/hoc/

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based

Ugly girls.are very freaky in the sack

there is hope for ted then

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What are /hoc/s thoughts on marchand? /Ourguy/ for triggering Reddit or scumbag?

My hockey IQ is off the charts

I'm from the future: team reacting to tonight score

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/mlb/ owns ya
n we pwn ya

no bullying
youtube.com/watch?v=gqySw8U0-ww

30 years ago everyone but jt would have been run out of town for flinching like a bitch

>spicswing

Any Austrian EBEL bros in here?

>She actually thinks he'll see this

Looking forward to the inevitable Wilson vs. Ferland fight after Wilson tries something stupid.

/mlb/ is just a shittier /nfl/

Solid 7 on the left

she is BEGGING for dat russian dick

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Is Gusev really finna bouta come over?
What's the scoop??

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Are the Graz 99ers based?

the reason I know about this is he actually showed it on his insta story

feelio when sorokin wont fucking come over

Tommy's a good boy

>she-Ted

more where that came from

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Tom's a bad egg.

He a good boy, skates hard, gets pucks deep and Heems players when they take liberties with Kuzy

They are alright, reached the semi finals this season but got destroyed by Klangenfurt. Depends what you mean by based though

She must be related to Kyle Wellwood.

He heems players because the voices in his head tell him to.

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is game 2 must win for tampa?

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hockey

Where did he touch you fren? We're here for you

>nothing but sweeps on tonight
>fugly """women""" posting in /hoc/
*Y A W N*

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well they need to win 4 of the next 6 games and cannot lose more than three of the next six games so survey says Teds sweep

Based redditor bringing reddit style posts to /hoc/

>mad
>at solid 7's

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I think the leafs have a chance. watch a fucking game before claiming the sweep is gonna happen dumbass

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He's a dishonorable scoundrel and I don't understand how anyone with a sense of shame can support him.

>mad at images of hockey loving females
>on a mongolian throat singing symposium

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Ehhhhhhhh, depends, if they've whored around a bit in college, then yeah they're fun, but if they are "pure" until their mid twenties or later, they tend to be pretty average, fat chicks on the other hand are pretty fucking horny and tend to be the aggressors in bed

Wilson is just a beefier matt martin

Who else /ted/ here?

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>laffs

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right here lad

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I just remembered why I stopped drinking. I hate hangovers, but must prevail for playoffs.

hock keys

ugly Blowhio skanks with herpes aside, is this THE worst team logo of all time? What is it supposed to represent?

And I can't imagine anyone with hockey sense not wanting him on their team.

>What is it supposed to represent?
CB with a cheeky hockey stick for the J
columbus blue jackets

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Just had my morning coffee and took a stinky Shannon.

it's a tie with the Canes

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t. meteorologylet

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Post high quality Barkovs

business idea: a social threat network where you can share your friends secrets revealing it little by little until they pay you to stop

Sharks will win the cup

thats a funny way to spell teds

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Very low quality Barkov

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That logo is good tho? At the very least way better than their toilet bowl water logo

Kroger > Publix

Corn > Beaches

The same 15 people from birth until death > Old jews

Rust > Sun

Rational, key swingstate > Insane, spic swingstate

Cedar Point > (((Disney World))) or (((Universal)))

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>you now remember viktor fasth

Extremely high quality Barkov

teds will go up by 3 and get reversed swept. you heard it here first.

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has he posted on his blog in the last few years at all

would still make for high quality memes

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teds aren't winning another game

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Cedar point is legit

Very high quality Barkov

>Kroger > Publix
Can confirm that this is completely untrue.
It goes Wegmans > Publix > Harris Teeter > the rest.

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broons can sniff my balls and taint

Fuck, I love whores in panties with that vulva bulge

I need a new NYI sweater to replace my 91. Would like to get Barzal but he only has one year left on contract. There's no way the Isles let him go somewhere else, r..right guys?

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good post

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Imagine the aroma

Rfa dingus

hes staying. Main concern is really to keep lee and nelson, along with lehner. If they can sign everyone that would be great regardless this offseason

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why would we pick a manlet who is scared to fight and who is shilled constantly by the NHL as /ourguy/?
>hey r*ddit did you see the video where he does the connor mcgregor dance to celebrate a goal :OOO

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Don't see Barzal going anywhere
He's signing a lenghty contract with the Islanders desu, their playoff apperance this year alone shows they're determined to be here

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marchand is a rat, who is soley meant to piss off players. He isnt gonna fight, but spear people in the dick, lick people, and score

He also is a fast player, which is what the islanders lacked for a long time

Jets lose
Maple Leafs lose
Flames lose
In that order
1993
youtu.be/5FEW5mh7iAI

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This is the Barkov I’ve been looking for

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me on the left

youtu.be/R7BiKZbKffk

>Edmonton media saying Keith Gretzky should be the GM because he drafted debrusk with boston
>Doesn't mention that they had 3 consecutive 1st round picks and only got debrusk
>Doesn't mention that the next 3 consecutive picks were Barzal, Kyle Conner, and Chabot

Debrusk is their only good selection that draft because he is a leaf killer

Mfw podkolzin

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which is why its so delicious when real chads say "not today" and deliver him retribution before he can scurry off behind daddy charra

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Thanks for holding my hand bro

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Except he does fight so not only are you stupid you are also wrong.

Hat down, cross town, livin' like a rockstar
Spent a lot of money on my brand new guitar
Baby's got a habit, diamond rings and Fendi sports bras
Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car
Got no stress, I've been through all that
I'm like a Marlboro man so I kick on back
Wish I could roll on back to that old town road
I wanna ride 'til I can't no more

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you're welcome :)

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Shannon posted (no braphog wife)
youtube.com/watch?v=ynTasW1m9jk

Marchand literally beats the fuck out of people and cripples others

really don't care about some fat fucking bald manlet's """opinions"""

rock out with your cock out fellow ted heads

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>those tanlines
im really gonna need a name here user

i dunno why the bruins want to be such bad guys
>chara literally grabs barkov and pulls him down onto the ice
>marchand being marchand

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Rent free

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Is unironically impregnate those girls for the Jew perks

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>he actually believes this
maybe marchand will fight an even smaller manlet once a season, but youre delusional if you think he's tough in any way

i was banned from a different board so now im here to discuss hockey

Think this is her
instagram.com/catbkennedy/

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Based

>hey guys is "x" /ourguy/
>no he's a faggot
>rent free lul
in news that will surprise no one, bombston fans are braindead retards

you are in the wrong place bddy

He'd fucking beat the shit out of your literal asshole for saying this

He fought lars eller twice this year and he is 6'2.

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>wont stop crying about him
>reeeeee that's not rent free

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>luring Trotz into a false sense of security
gg no re islels

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If Marchand ever crossed me I would play mind games on him so hard that he would take his own life.

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>score 100 points
>murder Lars Eller
>somehow not tough

>won't stop forcing the marchand meme
>I was only pretending to be retarded!

unironically, only shit games tonight.

wut

wow, thanks

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Wow my man, do you think you’ve got enough quotation marks there??? Lol!!!!!!! Xd

Didnt even bring him up. Cry more you sunbelt faggot.

fuck off back to 9gag you sunbelt no ice faggor

I'm not """your man""" you dumb fat nigger

>laffs are so shit Marchand has time to shitpost on /hoc/

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counter point

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youtube.com/watch?v=jhOfHkp0B_I

Hope Marchand severely injures Marner

Hey bud, take it easy! I’m a Penguins fan, dude! Who’s your favorite team??

Whoa buddy! No need to be racist!! I thought we’re just jokin’ around here! ;)

suber ebin you sure showed those trolls my guy
here's your upboat
edit:
thanks for the gold kind stranger and FUCK TRUMP LMAO

suber ebin you sure showed those trolls my guy
here's your upboat
edit:
thanks for the gold kind stranger and FUCK TRUMP LMAO

Takes balls to fight a guy that much bigger than you in an arena like the Verizon center
Do you have any idea how hard the puck is? He's beating the shit out of the rainbow how is that not tough?

suber ebin you sure showed those trolls my guy
here's your upboat
edit:
thanks for the gold kind stranger and FUCK DRUMPF LMAO

You may not have, but someone else did so why don't you go ahead and frig off.
>sunbelt
nigger its still winter where I live

Why cant we all just be frens

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the
hockey
guy

This thread is cancerous

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>"Boston hasn't made it past the second round since advancing to the Stanley Cup Final in 2013. The Maple Leafs are in the playoffs for the third straight season but have not won a series since 2004."

Threadly reminder

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suber ebin you sure showed those trolls my guy
here's your upboat
edit:
thanks for the gold kind stranger and FUCK DRUMPF LMAO

I noticed you didn't have a SINGLE argument

Marchand wins again you sunbelt faggot

Is this the toughness you are speaking about?
youtu.be/QAc6iXxB8D0

laffs - broons plof game is shitposting heaven

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The rainbow is alt right now

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Need to cut someone out from my friendship list

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Kroger is actual shit
Would unironically rather shop at Shitway

Because there’s nothing on right now, plus hokkei is homo

lads im nervous. i dont remember what ploffs are like...

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hoctism is a force to be reckoned with

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XD I POSTED A FROG TRIGGERED LIBRULS

this is why Yea Forums went to shit

Stop acting like a sunbelt ape and I wont call you one.

I won't even be able to watch game 1 :(
Can't wait for the Saturday banter during the game though!

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>Eller took the bait
Brainlet fucking Dane gets owned 2.0

duckduckgo is a shitty search engine all things considered

>i dont remember what ploffs are like...
fun
loud
like bags of sand

did lauren let the whole team run train on her before leaving for luckswing?

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I’m honestly hoping it’s a sunbelt Stanley cup. Carolina or Tampa Bay vs. Nashville, Dallas, or Las Vegas.

>argument
Marchand is a soft faggot who probably gets pounded by dudes
>evidence

do you think Shannon grunts exasperated game recaps into his wife's ear every night as he pummels her fleshly form, hoping the hole he's found is actually indeed her vagina this time?

>Nihilist Pepe the Antisemitic Clown Frog

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I wrote a paper on DuckDuckGo and got an A 5 years ago

grim

You mean when he let Lars get sent alone to the box giving them a PP?

da
hokkei
bruh

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you're just jealous of another man's prized braphog

Playoffs make you feel all sweaty and has you feeling all pumped.

sounds bad for the league
who would watch such a terrible final?

why would you use a cryptodatamining engine?

what's the best alternative. I used ddg but it does suck.
Google is actually great for instant sports and historical events updates in the search bar, but fuck Google.

>it's sunbelt to dislike a trash player like marchand
so is this the power of massachusetts. what are marchand's merits as a player? le ebin troll who gets protected by tougher men? top kek that is some cuckold hockey

See
He had already taken Ellers soul
Not that you would know anything about hockey you sunbelt FAGGOT

can't deny that

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Yes
That's why she left, she couldn't bear to be outed as a whore

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No he beats the fuck out of people, scored 100 points, cripples faggots, and exposes sunbelt RETARDS such as this one right here

can someone please post the lightning fans leaving the arena in waves webm?
i don't know where the h%ck it is

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>what are marchand's merits as a player? 100 points tend to really benefit a team. You sunbelt retard.

>s-sunbelt
looks like I win again

I wonder how long his stinger is.

LOVE my hokkei frens

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>Twitter """"""""""""attack""""""""""""
The 1st world was a mistake.

here u go fren

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Looks like everyone called you a sunbelt faggot with solid reasoning

Fuck, my phone posting has caught up to me

Wouldn't Isles knocking out Laffs be pottery

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Wouldn't mind seeing the bruins win the cup
Basically anyone but tampa, toronto, washington, carolina, san jose, calgary, colorado, columbus, or new york

i meant the one, when they're still in the arena, but this one is great also, thx

Kino image tbf

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>beats the fuck put of people
where are proofs
>cripples people
where are proofs
>triggers sunbelt
where are proofs
marchand getting a career ending injury would be the best day of my life, and I say this as a good christian who never wishes harm on anyone normally. literally every other player in the league is preferable to le upvoted ball of hate

I don't give a fuck who wins but I'd prefer the sharks, blues, ted, or bruins

checked

Leaving down by 4 with 4 minutes left isn't exactly unheard of.

based K-Rodgers poster.

Isles getting to the finals means we can laugh at toronto and tavares

>everyone
>samefagging to pretend he has supporters

>marchand doesn't trigger people
>but I sure hope this player that totally doesn't trigger me gets a career ending injury!

Never said Triggered, your case is dismissed.

Boston fans have been insufferable since 2004. Pls no babruins

blues would also be acceptable

In the sunbelt it's actually quite common.

ty

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Now this is rent free

Neither is being a cantskate fag

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Link them all if you're so sure pussy

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For me, it's the Sharks.

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Teams I don't want to win
Toronto
Pittsburgh
Washington
Vegas
Carolina
Nashville
Colorado
Calgary
Winnipeg
Dallas
Cuba

Teams I would like to win
San Jose
Saint Loses
Boston
Akron
Brooklyn

What a terrible general. Facebook levels terrible.

still not an argument

huh?

So?

I am happy we have Ukraine in this thread now too

I hope Ukraine U18 ice hockey wins promotion and also the mens team this year!

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basically reddit 2.0 with all the faggy sharksposting who btw will never win anything ever so at least there is that

worked

yah hello who the FUCK is this?
Tell me right now and nobody has to get hurt

you don't know shit about hockey you cock worshipping faggot

Don't bother. She's some random model that DiCaprio is porking. But this the only good picture she's ever taken.

When russia annexes Ukraine will the russian national team get better or worse?

>23 (You)s and counting

No offense but I have a hard time taking your word for it because
A) you're a sunbelt hockey fan
B) ur gay

ok

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He's not wrong per say but when you write it out like that you sound like a moron

won't change much

Name one Ukrainian

have a one on the house

Gretzky was Ukrainian

That boxer guy who's fucking Hayden Planetarium.

that guy in the episode of seinfeld

me

how nice of you, Pekka

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He dumped because she liked being hit apparently it scared him :(

yeah, and trump is german

Fedotenko

This big-boned qt.

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youtu.be/iOk6HB609po
Well philosophically I suppose

(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) Here have these my fren

Drumpf

truly finland is my greatest ally

Thicc black puck

stop, you'll crash the (You) market!

hope it's clean

Bane

Make me stop.. (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)

(metoo)

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the absolute madman

Stop or I'll alert the moderation staff

OH HELL NO!

People keep saying the flyers have amazing prospects but who do they actually have?

They're still shit and have nothing coming up

i never asked for this

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joel farabee? Their only good one was really farter shart

dumb phone poster

Tfw broons and UMass are playing tonight

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Oh you think the moderation staff is your ally? I was molded by them. I didn't see the light until I was already a top tier shit poster.

fuck off samsonov

Stay binged m8

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provorov looks pretty solid. kills penalties too. dont know if you still consider him prospect age.

Car inspection finally done reminder Tavares is overrated shit

avalanche have terrible defense, just saying

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Grubauer hasnt let a goal in yet against the flames.

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>tfw Denver wins an Cale Makar gets the Hobey Baker anyway

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At work
Made $60

>(((please)))
Oy vey

laffs tomorrow

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you at least dont give up on your team britbong, So I give you that at least

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How will ted fair next game?

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The Leafs will beat the Bruins tonight

Is anderson going to be good or is he fucked?

>stay scared m8

hard to allow a goal when you never face the team

ONE BONG TIL HOKKIE

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this

Think that was his point, lad

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Imagine spending American currency for a meme jersey

Thanks Ameri-kun

well all the underdog teams won game 1, so that makes sense.

islanders fans are used to blowing currency on meme jerseys

Islanders werent the underdogs last night? Neither were the sharks

About to head to bed. Just want to remind you all that you're all friends, don't bully each other too much tonight.

Thank you for Makar, friend

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watching the masters

Weak bait

Me too swedefren

Can >we pull it off lads?

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There is absolutely no better time of the year than Playoff Time!!!

Am I right Coiler fans?

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so does every other fanbase

Well good night to you then finnfren

>watching golf
feeling sleepy yet?

three

>canadians only sustain themselves by comparing themselves to other, more sucky canadian franchises

It all makes sense now

no. im not watching spicswing.

good night

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pull what off? a first round exit?
probably, yeah

pic related is the last true hockey player, also the most based
gets PTTN (pucks to the net) and plays HARD, no matter how many games (((they))) suspend him for it

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Pitt was favored to win before the start of game 1. 16/1 odds on winning the cup w/ Isles at 20/1

gonna put on a cap, a polo, some khakis, argyle socks, make some cucumber sandwiches, drink some unsweetened iced tea and watch the Masters

>91995294
fuck off, kipkip

Wasn't asking you fat ass

excuse me we have an entire line of that

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t. Exposed to radiation Chernobyl brain

casual

hi kippers :)

Pitt is a university

how would I graduate to the next level?

no its an actor

learn that there is more hokkie than nhl

We would compare Olympic golds with Finland if you want?

>The score was a little closer than expected, but the end result was what the U.S. needed in a 4-0 quarter-final win over Japan in Thursday's first quarter-final.

>The Americans, the defending Olympic champions, have won four straight Women’s Worlds and seven of the last eight. They advance to face the Russia-Switzerland quarter-final winner in the semi-finals on Saturday.

>"It was a different game than we're used to," said Hilary Knight. "Japan showed up and they're an extremely disciplined team. It's fun to see how well they've done in this tournament and continue to do. But a win's a win, and we got it."

based

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he/she/it is box's or heem's burden now fyi

>Auf Wiedersehen, Deutschland. With a powerful, methodical 5-0 victory over Germany on Thursday, Canada advanced to the 2019 IIHF Ice Hockey Women’s World Championship semi-final. The Canadian power play came through with three goals.

>The Canadians, vying for their first world title since 2012, will face the Finland-Czech Republic winner in their next game. While it was only 1-0 Canada until almost the halfway point of this quarter-final, the motherland of hockey controlled the play and chipped away patiently, undeterred by a handful of disallowed goals.

>"I liked how we responded after the first period," said Canadian coach Perry Pearn. "I didn't think our first period was great. I think you saw earlier in the day with the U.S.-Japan game, these are hard games to play. Germany sat back and defended, defended, defended, so it's hard to get transition chances. Everything you create, you have to create in the offensive zone or special teams."

>Emerance Maschmeyer won her second start for Canada and Jennifer Harss, a rock for Germany throughout this tournament, did her best as shots favored the Canadians by a whopping 66-9 margin.

>now

We know it's still you.

I'll be completely honest with you, I don't give a damn about women's hockey.

nobody does user

>66-9
jesus christ

>
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Anna Shokhina (right) celebrates with goaltender Nadezhda Morozova after opening the scoring in Russia's 3-0 quarter-final win over
>Anna Shokhina scored the second-period winner and added two assists as Russia beat Switzerland 3-0 in quarter-final action at Espoo’s Metro Areena. The Russians will confront the U.S. in the semi-finals.

>"I think today we were ahead of the Swiss team all the way," said Shokhina. "We had a lot of scoring chances and still didn't manage to use them all. Anyway, a win is a win, and I congratulate my team. It's great to head toward the semi-finals."

>Shokhina, who led the Russian women’s league in scoring this season, shone at the best possible time after missing her team’s first two games due to a suspension from PyeongChang and going pointless in the next two games. The highly skilled Tornado Dmitrov captain is already a two-time Olympian at age 21.

Could you please shut the fuck up?

you guys ready to see some monks get mauled?

>Quarter-finals are do or die, and Finland got it done. The hosts defeated the Czech Republic 3-1 in the last quarter-final in Espoo and moved on to a semi-final clash with Canada.

>The veteran warriors came to play. Captain Jenni Hiirikoski, named Best Defender at the Women's Worlds six times, had a goal and two assists. She moved into a tie for the tournament points lead (eight) with the U.S.'s Kendall Coyne Schofield and Canada's Natalie Spooner and Brianne Jenner.

>Power forward Michelle Karvinen also delivered a goal and two assists, and Susanna Tapani scored the second-period winner. The Finns clicked twice on the power play.

>The relief for Suomi fans is enormous. Few things are worse than losing a quarter-final on home ice, as the 2003 Finnish men's Worlds team can attest: they blew a 5-1 lead in Helsinki and fell 6-5 to Sweden.

>Instead of a nightmare, there is now a potential opportunity for the Finnish women to chant joyfully, “Suomi on uusi maailmanmestari!” ("Finland is the new world champion!"), as their World Junior male counterparts did in Vancouver after winning gold in January.

>However, to do that, they’re first going to have to beat the Canadians, who thumped them 6-1 in Group A and will be even more fired up for the semi-finals. Finland has only defeated Canada once at this tournament, a 4-3 round-robin decision in 2017.

quads for leafs

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I don't think you're allowed to call subban that

>tfw my Avs sweater just came in

Think it might qualify as spamming/flooding at this point.

One time I threw a banana at subban shit was so cash

did you get one for your wifes boyfriend too?

do fins actually like hockey or do they just circle jerk over anyone from finland?

>caring about hockey
lmao

I only care about swedish players winning. I don't watch non-wjc non-iihf hockey

Couldn't find one in XXXL so no

why are you here now?

im more of a cricket guy myself

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Quiet down west finland

shitposting with amerifats and finns

I only care about finnish players losing

tfw no tall girlfriend to bully me for being a manlet

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based
me too

My sister is moving to Malmö. How fucked is she?

sign a finn, and you'll never win
with a swede, you'll always succeed

just another reason to not like povertyball

theguardian.com/football/2019/apr/11/canadia-soccer-coaches-abuse-mishandling

very.

>How fucked is she?
very, being finnish is uncurable

it is the gift that keeps giving

>tfw no tall girlfriend to be (almost) just as tall as me and look like an actual adult standing next to me and wrap her long spider-legs around me during sex

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lets not exhaust all of our options here, there is always termination

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haha imagine having a gf so tall that her breasts are at your eyeline
wouldn't that be funny?

i eat ass

based ass eating poster

a man of refined taste i see

love dat poo poo
schlop schlop

thinking about my team losing

based quebec poster

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ha ha wouldn't it be cute if you're 6'1" and she's like 5'10" or something so she really doesn't have to reach up toward you or go onto her tiptoes to be able to kiss you but she still does it anyway just for the effect of it to be cute ha ha god I'm so alone

hockey, please come back and distract me from this

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is it because Santa lives in Rovaniemi?

cringe mia poster

you guys need to have sex

hello my good carolinian fren

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I will fuck you.

what will that change?

mia poster is quebec newfag

ca va mon ami

I don't think it was one of us, >we generally don't post that sandwhore.

canoe.com/sports/hockey/nhl/blues-goaltender-binnington-addresses-teenage-burka-tweets

Wtf I love Binnington now

And you're a faggot for thinking I care.

you replied to me twice gaylord

ha ha got 'em

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nah i feel like shit i got drunk as hell last night and i'm still hungover

who are some athletes that really make you think?

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The dog's ass or the cat's ass?

You must have taken a double dose of stupid pills today

based

3

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/ourguy/ LAMO

damn he's right

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>this provokes a reaction from people
But he's right...

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91996374
PP posters should be banned

>based shannon defends bennigton's deplorable tweets.
shannon really is /ourguy/ lads.

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no somebody went digging through 5+ year old tweets looking for something to get upset over.

Mad lad on tweet

THE HOCKEY GUY IS GONNA SAY IT

based shannon owning the libs yet again

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>a former jets beat writer.
should be beaten in the streets.

>91996392
your life should be banned from existence

Rare shannons?

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Idiot didn't think it through - how would their passport/ID have a pic of them without the burka?

>somebody went digging through 5+ year old tweets looking for something to get upset over.
Right.
But the point is that it still worked to an extent. It still got a bunch of people clutching their pearls publicly, and it still forced Binnington to make a public statement distancing himself from what is a completely valid an innocuous point.
That's the fucking grim part.

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mirin this post

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I bet they break the rule and smile under the burka

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its just stupid to do that as well because you just seek to make someone seem wrong by doing so. I.E like josh hader in baseball

>mad at bantz

this is some next level obsession

was he too stupid to realize they can just lift the sheet up?

who's the first hockey player to go full 1488

>he's not in a tuxedo
>not even in a suit
>she's not in a white dress
Why even try at that point? Don't even have the wedding, just show up at town hall and get the certificate.

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Imagine marrying that

how did that whale get beached there?

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Love bulju

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I think that's the typical elope wedding mentality

steve "one man firing squad" pretzel (not pictured: the brown people he shot)

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ok this is epic

that doesnt really look like he left the hongcouver area. probably out near ubc or along the north shore.

only shit games tonight

This thread isn’t even about hockey

your mother's a whore

Lies.

What tweets?

uhm

Wow wow wow. Why would you say that?

Someone post the all you can eat seat guy plz

Your mom

Already have the next OP ready to go, lads.

better be a shannon edition

>posting in an early thread when the old one hasn't even hit 500

Go go pls

too early to tell who busted?

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>gusev on his way
BASED

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It actually just showcases each of tonight's match-ups without favoring or disparaging any team in particular.

>linking a 27 year old thread that was ravaged by the jannies

Not until 500, lad.

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Atlanta gets a third chance when gary

new

dude
ted
lmao

BOROMIR! THE HALFLINGS!

early, grim, shan't

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hope you're enjoying this glorious day ted

alert the janny about early threads

Such as this one?
Check and mate

it was literally made hours ago.

sometimes you just gotta reach through the internet and slap a motherfucker

I am

Sometimes I do things just to get a rise out of /hoc/

based ted

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same reason i have sex with your mom

fuck ted

I did once, he's not that great in bed.

To get a rise out of hoc?

IT'S UP

youtube.com/watch?v=xYAVYH8uHg8

>fag2fag
>trying to co-opt and force organic shannon memes
shan't

yes.

literally no one cares

lava lamp >>>>>>>>>>>> magnets and whiteboard

>post2post

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only shit games tonight baka

this is an 18+ website kiddo

Incorrect, shall be disproving this notion with the next thread.

-7/10 amirite?

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i'm sure all the good teams are winning today, after they literally let all of the bad teams win yesterday

Other franchises, are you even trying?

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leafs 5-3
caps 2-1
flames 3-2 OT

two blowouts and laffs ruins AGAIN

ECHL playoffs tonight boys

are you?

>caps 2-1
"No."

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based
bout to be
twitter.com/IgorEronko/status/1116319743559049216

is brappton in the ECHL playoffs?

hurricanes won't win one game cap this post

>rags

*slaps a puck into that sassmouth*

>no Bulju on their roster
Grim.

What will the sweeps be?
I'm guessing avs and canes both get swept

I am ready for hockey now

I feel like I remember the Lightning saying similar things last night.

NEW

new

500th for bulju generational blah blah blah end of thread yawn......

Old, shan't.

this is shannon? the person hoc holds up as a god? and thats his wife? FUCKING KEK.

christ cunts, just let /cric/ win. we can not win if that cunt leads /hoc/

too late, i'm afraid

Probably going to the leafs

damn klingberg is elite