/heem/ can you even satisfy Kanna edition

user I...
*gasses out*

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not in macedonia
as of right now, serbia has the fastest growing local mma scene
they are only well known for ajvar

finally they have 1 fighter in the ufc, darko stosic who is training with cro cop
and they have an austrian born fighter possible future LHW champ Rakic
macedonians have an half greek half macedonian australian born Volkovski

its tough. Young men has to feed their family.
They quit the gym and go work for the local troll farms. I have seen Jon Jones tier talent walk away from the sport to go drive a tractor.

troll farms?

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It's hard work but it pays the bills.
youtube.com/watch?v=qjnsV8MhVK8

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this is such bullshit
>its the poor macedonians fault for loosing wweeeee
kek

favourite LHW prospect?

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that soccer kick lmao, literally jon jones

*sips*

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I just bought this for my troll earnings.
Hey. Don't hate the player..

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Feels good knowing I could discuss MMA with any here

streamable.com/gj258
Lost a lot of respect for Gaethje after watching this. I don’t care if he has cte, that was just uncalled for.

Heem
Everything
Even
My shoulder

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didn't he get USADA'd

Yes

god bless you memedonians and your ajvar
fuck zuckerbook and america, steal all their ad revenue

Wake up TJ it's all over

agree but disagree 100% for sure

how does anyone take Scaub seriously is beyond me

for weed or some other non-enhancing shit
more like USADUMB

Ha based Gaethje calling out schlaub for acting like an expert.

is that a black women?
all americans look same to me

Yeah and somehow he's still a turbo lanklet

He just made shit up though, Schaub literally never said any of that

Schaub tapped

man he actually sounds worryingly CTE'd. Feel bad for Schaub

Wtf I came here for support about Justin being a douche. If you’re going to irrationally h8 on Schaub just leave

This guy just larps as Conor it's sad to see. Especially since he's bigger than Conor but fighting dudes even smaller than Conor fought. Like how can you take him serious if he won't fight people his own size?

gaycheese has always talked like that, also he's obviously high in the vid

I don't pay attention to what schaub says so I don't care

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>there were people here implying he could pull a solid Arizona 10
>his gf is a mongrel 4

twitter.com/HenryCejudo/status/1116391922820685825

He looks like a young Michael Jackson but white

based and goldpilled

How is he allowed to tag his own posts with #cringejudo?
This isn't fair to us

Why do MMA fighters have such poor conditioning?

based

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He has declared himself the King of Cringe. It’s pretty funny actually because he literally acts the exact same as he always has.

How do I pick Israel vs Fatselum, lads?
Kelvin is clearly a bum, but Adesanya is a glass jaw hype job as well.

mmajunkie.com/2019/04/ufc-bj-penn-restraining-order-physical-sexual-abuse-allegations

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Can someone post the image of Henry Cejudo? You know the one.

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i absolutely hate this guy and i can't tell if i'm just getting worked
i think the only fighters i hate more than Cuckjudo the manlet are Cuckmier and Cuckbib

youtu.be/AJK2i5yKjDc

huge respect
i never liked him much but this dude is a killer
youngest gold medal won for murica and beat monsters

Embedded is live 4 the real1s out there
youtu.be/NA9xGYTjNuU
youtu.be/NA9xGYTjNuU
youtu.be/NA9xGYTjNuU

Joke's on you, I unironically enjoy the vivisection

Fellas

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I do too. I know there are a few heemsters other that do

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Conor McGregor is the greatest of all goat

>MMA
>Real sport

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based missed you bro

>One day Conor will be known as “the last guy to beat max Holloway”

>MAMA
>Just killed a man

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Hmm Conor made more than anybody else has made in mma and called out Floyd for a money fight that was obviously a meme. Being a "bully" sounds like a good idea to me.

i'm not a conor fanboy but this unironically triggered me
so much of it is factually incorrect

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TJ won the fight and the war, but Cody won the story

Yes

feeling flowy this evening

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Is he starting to grow on me like Tony did? I feel betrayed by my own feelings

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only literal cazzies hate Conor because they didnt see his rise and they just dont get it

>657 strikes, 0.5 knockouts
>52 takedowns, 3 submissions of world known wraslers Gooby, MJ & Shalorus
>Darrell "I have dayjob" Horcher tapped to his G'n'P! That guy is a rock, that's why khabib practices it in every embedded video, to break guys like him. And only him!
>0 legit fights, no opponent had non gatekeeper career after, Al is unironically best opponent and could hold 5 rounds on short notice
(You) now know why the mighty undefeated champion khabitch "savage eagle" nurgaymedov never talked about moving to WW and proving the world he's the best crotchsniffin wrasler.

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>muh finishes

you forgot
>lost to Tibau

>Dude, just weigh 175 and walk off the street into Floyd's gym and fuck him up in boxing. LMFAO he's a fucking manlet, like just bully him. But not like that bully Connor guy in MMA...

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Finally a good op

I placed the chip

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Do you guys honestly think Kelvin could beat Isreal?

youtube.com/watch?v=yLXTm90-d30

Oh shit player hot off the presses lets get it fool

Wake up henry

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Based.

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Khabib should actually fight at middleweight but yeah you are right

Unequivocally /ourmanlet/

Mad respect to Gaethje for speaking up to Schaub.

>black
>bisexual
>loves anime

Is he /ourguy/?

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>black
>ourguy

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Eddie was forsuree giving Tony some extra high THC gummies and filling his head with stuff about gangstalking and MK Ultra after practise.

I seriously hope this nigger faggot to get schooled like Ortega

WE

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>pounds weeb boipussy
based

hmmmmm

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Why do people dislike him?

Holy shit Justin is fucking retarded lmao

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Can, Cann n Canny

Unfortunately you can't talk like that on /heem/.

>i avenge my loss
more like you got your loss avenged by judges lmao

find me a picture with more cte
i dare u

Gaicheee is going to end up as the Chris Benoit of the UFC.

do you think BJ tried to get them to fuck his wife?

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>bisexual
wait what

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so this is why rachael’s man was so angry...

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Yikes, I dont understand how Canadians are labeled as the worst posters of the Chan when germs exist

I think you just hate wrestlers

>Yikes
You're a close second

Things you need in order to not heem yourself:
>proper blood circulation aka proper flow
>proper stance & posture
>some dorks to keep you company in natty&stress free healthy lifestyle
>strong willed male figures who go through failures but rise from ashes (schaub, pride HWs, gooby, Tony) to help with day-to-day optimism&attitude
>none of that "plebbit/shitdog, mandrama, virtue signaling moslem, pothead dumbass, bisexual talking head, ugly ass waifu posting that makes Yea Forums blush" shit
>get yourself a garden outside of city line and grow good food for yourself; best case scenario you eat oranges that smell like acetone and apples with no taste while I eat natty wild strawberry&raspberries and haven't been sick in 5+ years
>don't be a dumbass zoomer with style over substances attitude, countless CTEd blockbustas walk without hats or usefull clothing because they got haircut or something; nobody cares& even your mirror hates your metrosexual ass
>don't be mugumbo when schaubs walks from time vortex

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how many rivers can you name, /heem/?
Colorado, Nile, and Mississippi don't count

amazon river is a peach of a beast, b

Brain damage gang

>>loves anime
hasn't seen Cowboy Bebop and Akira

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Askren was out

askren was in

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Based

you just know

based bleacher agent

AHHH HERB HELP ME

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It's official, Cody is still undefeated according to Novitzky.

>heembedded
youtube.com/watch?v=spJIwBADCX4

based

>After I get funky on your Cuban and Negro slave fighters, you are making my 165 lb division Dana

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eryk looking fatt

Hope Khalil gadooshes Anders desu

obviously wasn't though, was disorientated and had his arm trapped after getting slammed so couldn't defend strikes, constantly tried to regain a position where he could and gradually did but stuttered in doing so cause he was turning into Robbie's fist repeatedly
never actually stopped moving anyone who holds this opinion is a fucking moron
BOOM ROASTED!

If Eryk isn't ya boi then you should go back boards.reddit.org/mma/catalog

trips but I gotta say, khalil blacks him in round 2

LMAO, this sounds exactly like TJ going for single.

Aldo wasn’t out

back to r*ddit

That boomer shit isn't really anime, it's more like a weird cartoon or something. Izzy loves real anime like K-On and Naruto.

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Did Chuck make a mistake taking the 3rd Tito fight?

Why are people discussing Adesanya? Is he supposed to be relevant?

luke thinks he's the best striker in the ufc

gaethje himself is a product of bleaching, literally half-mexican

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He is relevant for a good 2 days yet.

lads the height difference between Kelvin and Adesanya looks bigger every time I see it

Kelvin will not be able to land, Adesanya will keep him at range

He's not even a good striker, and he's pillowfisted on top of that.

Gaethje will not be able to land, Vick will keep him at range.

Except Ben just got up as soon as his arm was freed, while Robbie was still trying to cave his head in

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Adesanya is a more skilled striker than Vickkkkkk

well these new bleacher agents they rolled out work in strange ways sometimes

Kelvin will 1-2 the absolute shit out of Candesanya, military LARPer style.

youtu.be/UMSW1YqNnvI

Conor McGregor btfo

Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Mexicans

Will anyone take the fucking picks or what

>hello connor
lmao

Why do people pretend like the whole Connor x Mayweather fight wasn't just another way for Mayweather to out money on himself. I bet he made millions from it

G*d I wish that were me in Robbie's place

>he accepted the stylebender meme yet
this is your last chance heem before you will be forced to accept it

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I won't accept it because Kelvin "The Juan Two" Gastelum is going to jab cross his lights into a flickering mess
There is no way Izzy Dasanya wins a single bloody minute of the fight! Ipso pronto twingo, QED.

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what gave you the impression that anybody on /heem/ is black?

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>this is the result of public education

whate are you trying to say punk?

>Woodley knew usada finna bout to crack on epo's
>Had to cut it out
>Looked slightly deflated against Snoozman
>Gets absolutely steamrolled by Snoozman

1hunnid % this is what happened. We're about to reach levels of USADA'd that shouldn't even be possible

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god I hope so

I just want Khabib to pop

woodley is natty, he took a dive

How long before the entirety of ATT gets USADA'd

tfw always take israeli posts more seriously than others
pol dun got me

For sure usada is the reason he was afraid to throw a punch my guy.

I was actually wondering that season what was stopping Gaethje and Alvarez from bodying all these hos. they probably did, esecially that slutty armenian one defs rode Gaethjes wreckless cock

Don't you have a bareknuckle league to run

I just realized he has the same face as Karolina Kowalkiewicz

Diaz bless

if jones loses, one of his previous tests pops for something instantly

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Bisping actually beat GSP, believe it or not

>starts his career by finishing fat middleweights
>ends his career by decisioning fat middleweights

GOAT for sure 100% bee I agree

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If Herb let that fight keep going a little longer, Lawler's skull would have been crushed like a watermelon
First death in UFC history

>Anime and MMA are basically the same sound

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>Kelvin doesn't even need to wear a belt for his pants
kek

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The era of cutbabbies is over, we thicc now.

That's going to be a based for me homie

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I think Max and Khabib might pop. Or it already happened but they are waiting for their hypes to end like with TJ. That makes the most sense desu

discord.gg/jMRShH

Jon! Jon! God damnit. Jon Jones! Go check on Lyoto, get some fans

lets discuss Herb Dean's wife.

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cringe

>Max
Why? He's a pillow pisted brawler.
All he has is decent cardio and amateur boxing skills, which is enough to become a UFC champion when fighting flushed bums.

Herb Dean is the golden standard of fixing fights.

I'd love to be a ref

2 embedded episodes in 1 day?

youtube.com/watch?v=It9-FyuNiPE

Are the seechurz gone?

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/pol/ was right again
I feel like if any of the top contestants is juicing it is Max because of his Cardio yeah. Dustin will tko him tho

chocolate isnt real food, dont eat it

is a child having seizures really that funny to you?

*injects EPO into the thread*

*has a stroke at thirty*

they just need to give the little bugger a good zap

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Tasimov popped by USADA. Another one of heems hype trains shut down.

If you don't pop, you don't really try.

Oh for sure he was heems hype train posting about him in every thread since strikeforce my guy

popping is just bad luck

It just means you pissed someone from the UFC/USADA off

Love all heemers.

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she for sure has a preference

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Chill valbong heem had a Greg Hardy for him calling him the next champ even though he beat nobody

This.
We all know USADA just work with the UFC and make up shit, especially after Novitsky shifted and got on the juice himself.

To give just one example of evidence, most testing agencies keep samples for a while so they can go back and retest for substances that weren't detectable before. Cody asked USADA to test some of TJ's previous samples. But curiously, they didn't have them and "couldn't store them". Isn't it convenient they don't have any samples from before he pissed the UFC off? Only after the fact did he pop

oh for sure 1000% look through the archives every thread someone was talking about Taisumov. /heem/ was almost posting him as much as Schaub at one point.

I'm still mourning the loss of Thompson, he didn't deserve to get heem'd by dumbass Anthony Pettis.

based

It's funny seeing Desmond Green kick off about that even though he looks pretty roided himself. And he's claiming he won all his losses and only lost because they were outside the USA even though no-one scored any of them for him.

TJ popped because he failed to dismantle the midget division, look into it.
I'm still in denial tbqh, heemed by fucking Pettis at WW? What the literal fuck?

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You know USADA handles testing for the Olympics and all kinds of other stuff. They're very lucky that UFC is still a niche league

that's probably the actual truth

twitter.com/lukeuidswords/status/1115952204593213451

there was at least one black poster

>TJ popped because he failed to dismantle the midget division, look into it.
we all know dana ashkenazi made this happen

So will I still be able to watch the PPV at my local sports bar?

what the hell

based macebronia

if you can tap out in a fight, how would you tap in?

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use your feet

heem doesn't know shit bout mma

Why do you do this?

Calendar is black

Nobody:

Henry Cejudo: i have a gold medal

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cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=rAGB9_63fY8

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there was a poll up at one point and apparently heem is about 30% nonwhite

i hate when fighters show off their kids

nigger nobody cares about your son or daughter marking out for you, get in the octagon and JUST BLEED

based

I wanna fuck that whatever that is

Someone named their child Boston Salmon and then that child grew up and became a UFC fighter. Wow

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xDDDDDD

t. cat owner

Whomst slurphog is this? I forgot.

Me on the right

I might be remembering shit wrong, but wasn't tiramisu hospitalised the night before or some shit?

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What flag is that?

Before the conor fight? He wasn't

yeah.. I'm thinking he's back

Then I was hallucinating shit again, thanks for clarifying though.

Is /heem/ still team yang gang?

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Fuck off with this retarded garbage

Nah senpai we /tulsi/ here.

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Pettis' wife

how Bobby survived to fights against natty Yoel is a damn miracle.

I think Mexico and Puerto Rico

Do it, moo-ham-mad!

Shariah law says you should steal! eye for an eye!

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fit me irl
i can beat you
at nintendo

Did they Gadoosh the early weigh ins?
YouTube says that the weigh ins are at 1:30

He had seizures from the weightcut

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streamable.com/3cqpv

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fer sure a peach of a homosexual

Most likely the time zones!

I also noticed the last fight night didn't have a post fight presser but the one before did.

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He looks like he is uncomfortable

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Ok Satan, I give up, you and your digits are OP!

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I'm in EST

Why can't ytgirls grow an ass?

He is mad that God only gave him ONE penis!

And when God made this Adonis he said... if MEN should desire him I will make him a SISTER! :^)

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That was it, thought I was just making up memories or some shit.

Central

Welcome to ufc 236 heem stream 2019 this is dan of waderweidoan representing mma vivisection

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player.setav dubcycle 1000

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I just feel like Schaub is based yknow?

Are you sure thats not the ceremonial weigh ins where they face off and Rogan yells their name?

>Hi, I'd like some breakfast

This is how it's done! You come to fight or you don't get paid!

YEPYEAH!

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How would he have done at LW?

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based Jouban is based

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Huh didnt know Jouban was on this card. Makes sense, he's a southern boy. The guy he's fighting doesnt even have a wikipedia entry, so I'm guessing jouban is a heavy favorite... Wow he's actually only a slight -120 favorite. Not sure why, this guy Dwight Grant hasnt beaten anyone of note. What am I missing?

lmao

>watching each embedded video
>getting hyped
>realise I have to work this Sunday and I'm going to miss the card
FUCK
Where do I torrent cards? How long does it take for them to be up?

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Try not being a wagie

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What's your job buddy?

Woulda been ko'd early and often

I think, instead of goodbye, I'm gunna start saying "hands up, chin down, let 'em fly." What do you guys think?

There are cards on rutracker

How can you say goodbye if you never say hello?

I usually say "sup donk."

Why is Schaub eating like 3 poutines?

Nah I'm just teaching English here they have open Sunday school days where they swap the weekend around so parents can come see the school. Pretty gay.
Cheers lad

Ahh damn what a drag no respect for the Sabbath

If you watch the whole episode he gets pissed at what they gave him

Thoughts on SpaceX pulling off a three piece with the soda?

The picks are in
youtu.be/26RusojD2Gw

Yeah, I don’t think my brain can handle that much of Schaub’s... “brilliance”.

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Bunch of nerds larping in an open field, gay as fuck

Yeah... Im thinking he's back

Nice, ready to call my bookie and make my bets. Thank you Schaub God

this man will start a race war by himself

Will Khabib sit out in solidarity of his muslim brother?

>Austria

TJ is dressed like he's about to gun down an american highschool.

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Heeminder everyone is juicing

wtf i love macgraigor now

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now that the dust has settled, is TJ the natty GOAT?

He needs a vk account to shitpost about muzzies all day without fear of being banned

on a cold wet /heemy night, what do you do to lift the spirits?

Guys when is Conor launching Proper Ale?

Top 10 P4P all-time Natty GOAT list

1.GSP
2. Fedor
3. Mighty Mouse
4. Jose Aldo
5. BJ Penn
6. Matt Hughes
7. Randy Couture
8. Dan Henderson
9. Chuck Liddell
10. Frankie Edgar

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is there a press conference tonight?

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colby is a good boy being forced to play a degenerate asshole. really, he wants a lovely christian gf who will care for him and give him beautiful sons

He said he is actually making the rosee

HOLY FUCKIN BASED

kek

is anyone actually taking picks or are we just posting this image over and over

Its just the legless spammer up to his usual tricks

He's 30 he's not a zoomer

he's just a kid

youre all fucking stupid

It was for ostarine you retarded nigger

Cormier the piece of shit

You confuse me with derek

blessed
adesanya
anders
grant
osp

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oh no i fell for it
i retract my picks you paraplegic shit-fetish bastard

shut up fat lmao

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worked

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based

Sexy selfie

Now post your giant kike nose, nigger

>everyone that insults me is a discord tranny

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lomachenko is on EPO fuck that can crusher

Huh?

Exactly you fat bitch

Look into my eyes little man. UH VAI MORRER.

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Conor should take EPO

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fucking disgusting throw that bullshit in the trash did you watch Max Holloway's interview on complex or something?

Reminder that Izzy beat the piss out of Rumble in sparring and people genuinely believe that Fatselum can beat him ROFLMAO

Love the nose selfie

based and redpilled

Kelvin has the flu and is trying to hide it.
If he doesnt get an early stoppage hes fucked

gastelum is the MW mike tyson

What if he is taking EPO but his base cardio is just that shit

sauce

>gastelum is the MW mike tyson

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go look at all of his interviews from 3 days ago till now.

big if true

Lads Ariel & Chael's take on the TJ thing came up on Youtube so I watched it and they said you have to congratulate TJ for owning up to it and not lying. Saying he handled it so well Chael was even like oh the substance will blow over in a week and everyone will want to see him come back.

how do these niggas have an MMA show

kek he probably gets gassed beating Dee when she asks about the rape charge

tyson was a can

Seems fine to me.
youtube.com/watch?v=UsqDgEBIZXg

For sure Cody, if TJ didn't take PEDs to improve his cardio, he wouldn't have cracked your chin in the first round, 100% bee.

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>You have to admire the courage TJ had

-Chael Sonnen, completely unironically
Wtaf

three piece with a soda

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cringe and reddit tier

What are you even talking about you drooling retard

Reddit has better mma memes

I hope Cody spends the rest of his career losing the exact same way and then having his opponent pop

his health has deteriorated, must be pumped up on flu meds.
he's not %100, this will be revealed after the fight regardless of the decision.

i prefer bloody elbow

then why is you here?

Igor Vovchanchyn

Can someone pronounce this for me? vocaroo.com/

max
israel
anders
jouban
OSP

heemtards???

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>Not Based Buttigieg

Heem yourself

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Oh, for sure vote for a guy that literally bends over and puts things in his ass

How is this acceptable for a major company like the UFC? 0 transparency.

youtu.be/UsqDgEBIZXg?t=397

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>thoughts on waterson's bum crack
This is very important and I need your responses

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Krylov
Grant
Anders
Adesanya
Holloway

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dua loopa is pretty, but her music aint all that

I like asians for their short butt cracks

i’d gab her tulsi if you understand what i’m trying to intimate to you

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I would bury my face in it, also she heems Rose in the rematch 100%

He strikes me as a top, not a bottom. Have you *seen* his husband? I think his husband even changed his surname to Buttigieg, not the other way around.

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Thanks bro

quintessential EVROPEAN beauty

This is not a conversation that should be had about an American President. Heem yourself buttjudge

Thanks Dimitre

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Can Luke train out that tendency?

Who is the lithuanian discord tranny that has a big nose and allegedly posted vids of himself twerking?

noted and appreciated

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Take your homophobia back to Dagestan, you backwards cunt.

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I enjoy MMA and MMA related media

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The thinking man's phenotype.

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So we all agree on who gave tj the gear? Somebody raid this redneck. Every fighter that's set foot in that garage is suspect.

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0 bunda

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Damn Israel actually knows nothing about anime.

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At this point, probably not. He'll just have to rely on his superior grappling and kicks to get wins. His boxing will always be garbage.

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Yt""""""girls"""""" and chinkaloids dont have the gluteus maximus required to appease an adult male's war penis desu

Lol

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i bet the only animes he has ever watched is Naruto and DBZ

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size isn't everything

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inbox

You gotta see her in the Octagon© my guy her butt jiggles like crazy, actually rather distracting

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we wuz alexander n shieet

Could you stop spamming Buttigieg pics, please?

sherdog.com/news/news/The-Ultimate-Fighter-Season-1-Competitor-Lodune-Sincaid-Dead-at-45-152657

derek runs this fucking place no arguing about it

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twitter.com/Phil_Sports/status/1116417381193211904

Adesanya heems prime Rumble

Who is derek and why does he spam the poop

JERRY: So, what did you say?

ELAINE: Well, I called him all the way up to my office, so I had to tell him something important. So I promoted him.

JERRY: What? What did you--

ELAINE: Copywriter.

JERRY: He's writing copy?

ELAINE: Well it can't be any worse than the pointless drivel we normally churn out.

(Kramer walks in carrying a stack of flyers, he hands a few to Jerry and Elaine.)

KRAMER: Yowza yowza. Check it out.

JERRY: (reading) Jewish singles night?

KRAMER: I expect you both to be there.

ELAINE: I'm not Jewish.

KRAMER: Well neither am I.

JERRY: Well why are you going?

KRAMER: I'm not, I'm running it.

JERRY: What are you talking about?

KRAMER: Well Lomez, he usually runs it but he's in the Everglades.

JERRY: Lomez is Jewish?

KRAMER: Oh yeah yeah yeah. Orthodox, Jerry. Old school.

ELAINE: (reading) At the Knights of Columbus?

KRAMER: Yeah, Frank Costanza, he's getting me a room at his lodge. So Jerry, you know I'm really counting on you to come to this.

JERRY: Kramer, you know, I--

KRAMER: No, Jerry, look I'm cooking all the food myself.

ELAINE: (reading) A tempting schmear of authentic Jewish delicacies.

KRAMER: Do you like tsimmis?

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>regain status as GOAT of his weightclass
>despite not fight for 3 years
Is Dominick the most cerebral fighter ever?

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Yeah seriously now he's ok with fighting juicers but cried about PEDs when he fought Jon

just to be clear, how many spammers do we have on /heem/ right now? i think i've counted like 3

If by cerebral you mean overrated then yes

would not fug

Isn't it all the same guy

depends how you define spammer but 3 is wrong either way lol

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Y do u do this

It's literally one sperg on multiple devices talking to himself

do what

P I L L O W
F I S T S

How do you know that?

you're so wrong

it's funny because they never ban his kraut persona for some reason

lol derek went to sleep already but he would laugh his ass off over your stupidity

McGregor GAST program, check it out.

Why spam here of all places

why don't you walk your way out of this sad situation?

lol sperg

To be fair, you have to have a very high iq to understand his fighting style.

lurk more

i also cant be bothered changing joubans opponent apparently the grant nigger pulled out

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Thoughts?

FREEtheANONSuFUK
Holloway
Gastelum
Anders
Jouban
OSP

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What an alpha male.

she looks like a nice lady

>that shirt
nvm

she's a classy lady

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not bad

my picks so far

Holloway
Adesanya
Canders vs Kanlil not sure
leaning Jouban (no idea who the other guy is)
leaning OSP

2>4>1>3

>show my friend a gif of Waterson's bunda on my phone
>he says "hold on scroll down what is that?"
>have to snatch the phone away quickly

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Holloway is a less powerful Gaethje, and Poirier beat the shit out of Gaycheese

Holloway is FUCKED

I-is that Brandon Schwab, ex-UFC fighter and b-b-beast of a cawlmedian?

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Anyone else absolutely HATE this cuck?

what do you think her kids will think of this

oh for sure holloway and gaychee are two pits of a peach

It’s pretty laughable to hear his contrarian fence sitting about this whole TJ EPO thing.

He was literally asking his audience to prove that TJ was getting an advantage from EPO and that training at altitude would give you the same results.

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what's her right hand doing lads

Why didn't TJ just train at altitude then lmao?

I hope her daughter follows in her footsteps and gets her bum crack out
>only when she's 8 of course

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Unironically wish I had this car.

Post your favorite MMA couples.

I'll start.

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>only when she's 8
yikes, inb4 typo youre supposed to proofread every Yea Forums post

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where's the rest of em

*deflects your question and calls you a donk*

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soon

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I co-invented Onnitposting

Of course I meant to type 18 hehe

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Does this inbred hick really think he can beat Max lmao? He's in for a rude awakening when Max puts the heat on him and then TKO's his ugly ass in the 5th. Fuck I hate this guy.

talm bout deady body disposal

my beast of a proposal

drain the peach outta the bastard

I'm pretty sure this guys goes to my son's middle school

polyamorous relationships are a beast

If Kelvin Gastelum can do one thing, its ruin Dana White's day. I predict an early and embarrassing KO win for Kelvin.

if Kelvin Gastelum can do one thing, its get his win against Vitor overturned due to weed and then lose to Weidman

I've been making fun of that fag for that insta post for like 5 months, i just assumed you plebs had seen it before i posted it here a few days ago

Polygamy is acceptable but only for the male

This is @whitnlove boyfriend Ricky. He’s one of the most considerate, and magnanimous humans I’ve ever met. He’s also a savage in the gym. But this isn’t some polyamory fairy tale.

I hated him.
I compared our relationships with Whitney and competed with him.
I was jealous. So jealous.
I was devastated when Whitney said she loved him.
I was more devastated when I realized she loved him in the same way she loves me.

But I’m grateful. Beyond words grateful. Because through this process I realized that why I thought I was worthy of Love was Whitney loving me—and that made me ‘special’. But I don’t have to be ‘special’ to be worthy of love. No one does. And Whitney loving Ricky doesn’t make me any less loved or lovable. I know that doesn’t make sense to a lot of you. But I’m still the same me, regardless of who she loves.

And I AM FOR SURE not recommending,
or endorsing polyamory—unless you want to go through hell to learn to love yourself.

I’m happy for Whitney, she has two kind men who love her, and I have other beautiful souls who love me too: @stefanielm and @savannah_martinez.

You may have a lot of judgments about our choice of relationship - that’s okay, but please ask yourself why this makes you angry. Be curious. Because whatever you might think, Whitney and I are perfectly 100% honest with each other, and are still passionate and happy in our relationship after 7 years together. I’ve been with Savannah for 3 years and Stefanie on and off for almost 5. These are all real, totally honest relationships, filled with all the stuff that couples do—just under a different framework than monogamy. And no, we don’t all sleep together.

It doesn’t mean that you have to try this type of relationship, do whatever you like! But please be nice. It’s a hard path, it requires overcoming a lot of pain and insecurity, so send Whit and Ricky and Sav and Stef some love please . And if you can’t help but sling some hate, I’m your Huckleberry

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Lads the 236 card is utter SHIT outside the main/co main

with ESPN+ they're just going to make PPV's worse and worse bros. They get paid regardless.

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Max is pretty inbred as well. Talks with some weird Mexican accent and is followed around by his Chinkwaiian posse licking his ass at every turn.
I hope they both lose

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Are you man enough to be submitted by your wife's lover? Join Onnit Academy and find out if he's virile enough.

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based Ricky

somehow the tv prelims are worse than the fight pass prelims, I dont know what these idiots are thinking

good thing none of us pay for them

For me it's Beanie Siegel

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Every PPV has a WMMA co-main under Ultimate Surrender rules

There, I saved the UFC

Dustin is too intelligent for Max

Israel is too long and quick for Kelvin

Anders is too slow moving up and not training as hard

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they're unironically a nice couple

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all well and good but 99% of female fighters are ugly

what the hell that just took me on a confusing google journey

gaethje is a shit wrestler change my mind

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Based canelo póster working the marks

They have enough braphogs for once a month

nina is underrated fightfu

Sammy is a heavyweight fer sure bee. 250lbs. he coulda bin on the mount roulshmore of heavy weights. beast of a comedian my man

He's my anti-boy after what he did to Schaub.

I hope he gets brutally heemed at the end of a 5 round war.

they're not thinking. It's like they've just stopped giving a shit now. Maybe the ESPN deal is so lucrative that trying to achieve great viewing figures isn't important for the majority of cards. They get money for PPV regardless, so maybe they're not fussed how many buys they're really getting

fucking sauce? no wonder she was looking at Verhoeven that way

tbf verhoeven will fuck anyones bitch (including mine haha)

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based burger.

wtf did he do to Schaub?

Wasn't there supposed to be a press conference today?

>wtf did he do to Schaub?

streamable.com/gj258

beast of a polynanamous couple

Verhoeven would've made for an elite soldier in WW2

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on which side, the dutchies are quite tall people and aryans

I'll allow it

either

Heeminder that Cormier beats Jon at HW

He could definitely wrestlefuck him if Israel stands still at all. I think he will be too quick on his feet and him apart with strikes though.

me

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pick him apart*

>throw caution to the wind
thats not a fucking insult. Gaucheese is a fucking retard and he does throw caution to the wind i.e takes risks

Adensanya gets lol'd by Jorge masvidello on Ronda 1

Blessed Express bitch NOODLE muhfuckgrr

nope. izzy's gonna put on a clinic against that fat fuck.

Krylov
Grant
Anders
Gastelum
Holloway

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yes

kelvin will heem this lanklet stiff do you really think he can keep his suspect chin safe for 25 minutes

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