/hoc/

was not a good night to be a home team

see how we go. :/

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I bet Tampa will play better next game and win :DD

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nice doggo gif. mind if i save it?

i hope so due to my bracket, but at the same time, fuck tampa

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no I hate all Finns except myself

imagine being this much of a casual wew
twitter.com/mcgirneyandrew/status/1116157978695143424?s=21

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LMAO
In another week twitter will be calling this guy a prophet

Don’t be so sure, it’s only one game

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pfft tranpa has zero heart

I’m not giving up on my team, never have and never will
Doubt either of us can change each other’s minds here

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Go sharks!

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>stupid tranny thinks he owns the tampa bay lightning

Release the Rants

youtube.com/watch?v=7Z457CPUYys

That guys is literally some faggot from /hoc/ posting that same picture several times in twatter to rustle the jimmies of normie fans.

hilarious if true t b h
the jersey is a bit older, if I had to guess I’d say the original video was from when we lost in the 2015 SCF

shorks desu

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>""""""working"""""" from home cuz snow
>actually just playing cities skylines
wew, we comfy

>steers queer has switched to being a shorks fan
but why

Who's hype?

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devilish

>nooo assange should be free to publish unredacted classified information on russia’s dole that harms america, how will trump win now???
Now you cucks are fucking scared.

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??? Latvia has always been a sharks shitposter.

we are all leafs tonight

i'm retarded, thought he was austria

>assange should be free to publish unredacted classified information on russia’s dole that harms america
this but unironically

the fuck are you talking about?

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its too early for /pol/ retardation

>vasil3vsk0

OH NONONO

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>Playoff Schedule

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Do you honestly believe he wouldn't be pardoned now with Trump?

>Leafs beat Boston 4-2
>Leafs beat Columbus 4-0
>Leafs beat Canes 4-0
>Leafs beat Jets 4-2
The path to the FOURTEENTH Stanley Cup for the Toronto Maple Leafs is going to be smooooooooooooooth.

I believe in him

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>yaaaaas pardon him daddy trump! fuck America he will help you win 2020 maga

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twitter.com/IgorEronko/status/1116319743559049216

Hearing Nikita Gusev is on his way to Vegas to join #GoldenKnights for the playoffs

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>assange is soo good and he does such a good work exposing our government
>oh noes what happen how can he expose her like this on behalf of the russians

This is literally every mainstream media right now. The hypocrisy levels are right through the roof.

>gusev left ska to play for vegas in the playoffs

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how do you say "the sharks are finished" in your language?

>I don’t be care if he’s literally sowing discord in US on russia’s behalf all that matters in TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP MAGA

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Is there a more cringe fanbase than trashville??

Those chants are fake as fuck and make me cringe every time.

this tiger is so cute

just like you grease :3

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>on russia’s behalf

you know that that's not really the problem right?

It's not really progressive to just draw and draw this argument.

He's a clown, but the foreign policy and the interests of american capitalism remain the same.

hehe

>tampa gay
>pongs
>jest
>redditors
>kikes
Is it possible to have a better day of playoffs?

oh fuck the retard took the bait

hahhah they throwed the fish again lol

let's talk about hockey, lads

Vocaroo Kakko pls

it's only the democratic party's line of accusation "wahhh, you stole the elections, not fair, you got helped by the boogeyman".

Meanwhile, it was a democrat who bombed the most out of any other president, it was a democrat who ordered the invasion of the Balkans, it was a democrat who invaded Vietnam.

yeah today
>laffs
>relocanes
>bing bings

>burning his ELC for a 1st round exit
lel

Jackets are
ELITE
Bob is
ELITE
Seth Jones is
ELITE

How this /pol/ shit is hokkei related?

how is this post hockey related?

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Pulju busted harder than a porn star with a small cock and huge balls

My cocko is muy hard for kakko

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How is this post hockey related?

will gustav even sign an elc? hes 26

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
To the old town road
I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride till I can't no more

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'

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hi

yes, there is a 1 year contract restriction for drafted players aged 25 - 27

good morning :)

the one year contract restriction is for players that are 24 years old
pretty sure gusev is going to sign a standard two way contract

>the one year contract restriction is for players that are 24 years old
no, for drafted Europeans the restriction is active until they reach the age of 27
Gary hates Europeans

oh after further reading there is special rules for europeans
not surprising

everyone does

all we need is boston to lose tonight and it'll be the perfect start to the ploffs

Vocaroo please

I was going to post exactly this, except I want the >laffs to lose. But I dislike both teams so it wouldn't be terrible if bombston loses.

vocaroo.com/i/s1p3ueVKSNYE

vocaroo.com/i/s1ITPqNKZ10f

Good morning hoc

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bombston is kinda cool because they really hate darkies there but its also very uncool because they're trying so hard to get people to stop hating darkies

Why don't teams sign cats as goaltenders?
I just want to punch Marchand in the face.

he's an honorary darkie

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cats can't play hockey

>Why don't teams sign cats as goaltenders?
didnt you see that shitty performance from vasi last night?

the alpha bracket is looking good so far

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who triggers /hoc/ soibois more, based brad or chad wilson?

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Fuck Boston, Fuck Toronto, Fuck San Jose, Fuck Tampa, Fuck Manitoba, Fuck the Whalers, Fuck basically everybody who isn't CBJ, VGK and NYI

haha you said the funny word again haha

good morning leafs nation

My bracket got fucked last night, i'm completely out of it.

>picks all the beta teams
>claims its the alpha bracket

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shut the FUCK up sam

Rude

I've never seen niggers go for the groin, even they seem to think it isn't appropriate.

who is ted and why does he wear the mask

they do it in apehoop

Tom "Cant make a pass, slide on my ass" Wilson

you are wrong

>Hit or miss?
I guess they (never miss) - huh?
You got a (boyfriend) - I bet he
doesn't kiss (ya) - m'wuh
he gonna find (another girl) - and he won't
miss ya (he gon skrrt) - and hit the dab like whiz khalifa?

ok don't fuck Dallas because they can stay since I kinda like Bishop, but basically fuck everybody who isn't hung over and fuck Africa

this claps

so far my bracket is perfect

it was 3-0

my bracket got wrecked, I'm unable to actually win anything, I have the fucking panthers and the fucking kings in the finals.

Kappo vs Denmark tonight

This is world news?

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when and where can i watch this?

areena.yle.fi/1-50111419

not really, just a news agency getting a celebrity's reaction to it if anyone cares, just to fill their nes pages

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Trimmed my pubes for the first time in awhile lads my cock is looking huge

>finland loses in shootout to russia u17 competition

hahahahaha suomi on paska maa ;DD

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>tfw consecutive Latvia posts with macros you made for shorkfrens

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t.

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who will tranpa gay turn on first:
cooper or stamkos?

Lames won't stand a chance

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take your meds tranny

>laffs

My house, bring booze
I hope whoever made this post was being ironic

imagine the smell of this loser fag’s dilation wound

>I hope whoever made this post was being ironic
why do you say that?

digits and ovechkin suffers a career ending injury tonight

real classy randy

not randy but thanks nigger

t. randy

Pronger - white
Jones - isn’t

thehockeyguy is Dallas fan first?

stfu k*pshit

Chongouver and Bombston are his main teams

getting mad isnt gonna solve anything randy

cry more you fucking bootlicking dog
randy probably fucked your mom and gave her aids

>hated the caps most of my life
>hated randy the last few months
torn to be desu

why would you give my mom aids?

she already had it from fucking your dad randy

so you intentionally gave yourself aids?

take too many blows to the head and loads in your ass from daddy randy dogfucker?

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dogfuckers and pedophiles get the rope
remember that leafs

not at all
is it time to take your pills randy?

not enough loads in the ass? I’m sure you can arrange something with randy to get more

wasn't really aware of the pedo problem til i started reading the news and holy fuck there are tons of them out in the jersey/nyc/philly area.
that and florida.
like what the fuck is in the water out there?

why do you keep referring to yourself in the third person?

it was 3 to ............................ 0

why do you want dicks in your ass and an IQ similar to grease?

imagine not wanting a dick in your ass
baka senpai hockey is for everyone

>canadian bants consists of calling someone by their first name politely

better than spamming about dicks in asses tbqh

GOAL! Pretty little tip-in by @natspooner5 for a PP goal ... 4-0 . #WomensWorlds

better than the aids your father recieves from sunbelt faggots

are dicks in asses always on your mind?

>#WomensWorlds

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I have the cure for AIDS but Gary won’t let me share it

no but they’re always in your ass

you just cant stop thinking about them can you

>no you
pull the dicks out of your ears

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who are you quoting?

Hello /hoc/

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friendly reminder that finland literally posted children's panties full of cum on /hoc/ last summer

Your dad when asked about all the aids he has

GOAL! @melodaoust15 hammers a PP marker through a screen and it's 5-0 . #WomensWorlds

so my dads response to the question "how did you get all those aids" was "no you"?

That was just banter

classic dad

thought that was pretty clearly spelled out but maybe reading comprehension wasn’t high on your priorities
rather be taking dicks in the ass I guess

You forgot to pull the dicks out of your ears and didn't hear him properly, he said FUCK YOU!

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Hockey.

dicks in asses seems to be a hotter topic

no you

thinkin bout dem aids

FUCK
the Gusev report was fake

dirty pucks causes aids

How the fuck is the topic still dicks in asses? I was here like 5 hours ago and a few faggots were discussing this.

After a second look, the goal is now credited to @katbt617, who gets her 2nd of the game. #WomensWorlds

>complain about tripfags
>feel the need to assign names to anonymous posters
Is /hoc/ peak autism?

/hoc/ can be quite the gay general

Hal > Will > Sam > Ted > Randy

anyone can be ted
its an idea not an identity

>Is /hoc/ peak autism?

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can anyone be part of the ted collective?

desu is still blocked after all these years?

Xheattle Dickgirls

aman da todd still is, they don't take them off

Good morning /hoc/ what are we seething about today?

is it too late to make a bracket

dicks in ass, dads, and aids

Yes you retard

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>making a bracket after games have been played

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TWO FUCKING REPLIES TO A TRIPFAG

no just make one and say you made it yesterday

THREE

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>tfw she's a pesäpallo host now

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after years of me not posting you still have this shit saved to your computer. Reevaluate your life

what the fuck kniggits???

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why would I delete a picture from my computer? why would you lie about not posting for years?

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better not risk it
>rags

>rags

>rags
>rags
>rags

>rags

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Rangers aren’t even playing lol

>new
>rags

>rags south

>rags

For me, it's Rangers of New York

>rags

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what happens when the bolts lose on friday?

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Lads..

LADS
>rags

Not gonna happen

>rags

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you said that about game 1

No I didn't you fucking retard jesus christ you are so fucking dumb

Who /caniac/ here?

got em :)

Then the teds sweep in 4. Would be a HEARTY laugh at the shitty of tampa gay

Not me finland because you see I’m sexually attracted to girls

they gotta lose in 6 to fulfill the curse of the ded wongs

So now vasilevsky falls into irrelevance just like that wings goalie in 2006. Perfect. Fuck that “”””vezina””” winner

pedos get the rope

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>rags

nah bolts got a wakeup call in game 1, they know now they cant just coast the 1st round just because lol 8th seed we the best

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>tampbums are gonna choke to the teds

Are you fucking kidding me

why did they need to go through 2 periods to realize this?

based

I can understand it as a wake up call, but has tampa even had adversity at all? Did they ever get a coal under their asses during the entire season?

i dunno im not a hockey expert unlike you guys lol :DD

For me, it’s Liiga playoffs

honestly i think thats the problem

the teds know what its like to face adversity, due to having to fight to the 8th seed

so they coming in guns blazing while bolts are just chilling in the cloud

Last two digits is how man goals kakko scores next season ->

t. pro scout

>Did they ever get a coal under their asses during the entire season?
they lost back to back games against the mighty senators and the massive sabres

for me it's crippling alcoholism and a constant state of seething

>t. /hoc/

>tfw she only likes to fuck on the 2nd tuesday of every month, with the lights off, missionary

still your fren

Teds can beat the bolts at their own game. Just look at the game highlights and how the jackets just got more life after that foligno goal. Sure the bolts got chances, but the jackets just sliced them apart, especially on the penalty kill and power play. That is what makes the playoffs different the regular season

And that was start of the year?

Tampa is in deep shit. Its not like the Teds just got out to a fast start, then hung on by a thread to steal a win with Bob making 50+ saves. They also didn't just squeak out a meme win in OT either. They went down early and battled back, and honestly outplayed the Lightning most of the way through. If Tampa dosen't crush them on Friday it will be a bad sign. I'm not saying Tampa is finished for sure, but Ted is very much in it and has a shot I believe

holy shit its true!

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thanks sweden

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no prob bro

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Seth Jones is honorarily white because of his mom
Also jones just got a game winning clutch as fuck goal
At this point he’s better than the meth man

>7 hours till more hokki
GAAAAAARYYYYYYYYYYYY

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we humans should take example from animals and not look at race

we are all one!

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>we humans should take example from animals and not look at race

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Finland-Czech starting soon

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>7
first game is at 4cst

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>rags

hentai_irl is the best subreddit prove me wrong

needs more hockey content though

Why are finnish female athletes always so ugly? Other countries posting their qt3.14's here and there.

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As long as Bob doesn’t go full playoff bumblefuck mode like the first period yesterday columbus has a decent chance

Too much time in sauna wears sweat glands out and ages skin. Also mongoloid skull shape

Stinky smelly portuguese deluded

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Probably the most posted female athlete on Yea Forums is Finnish though.

It’s also worth noting it’s bobs 6th playoff win out of like 24 games or somewhere around that number.

Kaisa?

based

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He’s never given up less than 3 goals in the playoffs

gotta get pucks deep

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lmao cooper is fucking done for

They are just playing to get out as quick as possible

Frankly even if they lost 3-2 they looked like the better team for most of the game. I still would’ve been fairly confident in their ability to win the series had they lost. I don’t think tomorrow is a must win as long as they play at the same level tomorrow and bob doesn’t revert back to playoff bob

*slaps one through your 5 hole

nothing personal kiddo

This can’t be real

Yfw the Ted's sweep the bolts and the stars sweep the preds and the sharks sweep the knights

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Tampa Bay out in the first round

wew

sweep incoming legit bitch mentality

Tfw jackets win da cup

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youtube.com/watch?v=lOUH7WZep9M

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henlo when is pesäpallo playoffs

TEDS TEDS TEDS

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you should kill yourself then europoor
>n-no b-but i-im am-
stfu whiteycuck

>Carlson lining up on the left side

Just unleash the jews Reirden.

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just ordered domino's, guess who's making my pizza today lads

TED?

he was SO close to saying shit
god i love torts

more like trash lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=frrFsXdhKZ8

Evens Gagan
Odds Sumit

looks like a dude takin a leak in the snow

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Jarmo trained that dog to kill

Even that Vanpooper preisdent's trophy team that lost to the Kongs had more heart than these faggots.

last digit is how many games knights/sharks go to

Teds were far away from guns blazing, but they made some fantastic adjustments between periods. Mostly in the way they attacked the puck further in the neutral zone and continously checking Tampa even when there was little reward just to wear them down.

How in the hell did that team lose though? They just made the final a year before

god that series was painful to watch
kongs went on to win it all
quick temporarily ascend to a higher lifeform

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Imagine living with this level of delusion.
protip: there's a reason it's a best of seven not best of game 1

>Based John Scott trying to fight the whole Leafs team
>Kessel swinging his stick around
>Miller and Bernier giggling with each other before swinging

breddy gud brawl Binland. But more me it's the refs letting that dead nigger donkey punch Holtby a bunch of times.

>having to stand for another countries anthem
Nice freedom you got there america

Kongs were on a mission. They only lost 3 games that run.

Just finally watched Headman getting dabbed on by David fucking Savard KEK

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t. Sweep victim

the digits are wrong, it's my boy /gagan/

t. retard
enjoy your first round exit

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We barely stand for ours

susanna is so cute

Kings were a win away from the 3rd seed and had a scorching hot second half after a big trade/coaching change.

i hear about people taking a knee during the anthem, is it because they are injured?

Bruins v Leafs: 2-4
Caps v Canes: 3-4
Flames v Avs : 5-1

pens sweep in 5

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It's because USA is a nation of cucks and the us gov't loves sticking it to them.

Jokes on you >my team isnt even in playoffs

Reverse the first two scores and you've got it.

Calgary Columbus scf would be elite

business idea: if your team isn't in the playoffs you have to post on Yea Forums hoc until the playoffs are over

about 4 people would watch that

>laffs

The team that is supposed to win never wins; as soon as Washington were dismissed they cruise controlled to the final and won. Penguins were seen as a bubble team with a few elite forwards and BAM - 2 cups.

Outside pressure is toxic bros, just let them play hockey. Tampa will win 3 years from now when nobody cares anymore

>ruins

Business idea
Let the two wild car teams play each other in the first round and the two division winners in the first round

Entire Canada would watch it. But the Canadian ratings probably don't matter?!

pens were supposed to win their second cup in the back to back and they did.

Seething lelmaoooo

Anyone but UAss

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>the tam of pa

Fuck your team lol

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Post Gagan’s creation

Tampon pay

>imagine being so retarded you have Vegas Golden Showers beating Shorks
>imagine having suffered such a horrific brain injury at birth you think Vegas is going to the Stanley Cup finals
Can you guys post your retarded faggot brackets again. I need a good laugh

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would kill myself if I got humiliated by ted

no phone, no pic, sorry lad

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91991778
hush shittsburgh

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You have just made a very powerful enemy today

isles in 4 desu desu

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I find that Jones is exceptionally inconsistent, he had an alright game last night (24 saves on 26 shots)
But he does have a habit of shitting the bed when it gets intense
It's a tight series to come, imo, but I do think VGK have the upper hand
Fleury is still capable of being absolutely brilliant in net, Mark Stone seems to have found his place too now
1 away game is not gonna define the series just yet, Sven

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I thought that was Marc Savard who came out of retirement.

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will you kill yourself if the pens win?

*sending energy to Teds*

gagan and sumit are on my side, you should join us lad

\o/

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no because I'm just a falseflagger

Damn, this is one of the most retarded things I've seen
>Fleury is still capable of being absolutely brilliant in net
He's just came off an injury and he had 8 years of being piss poor in the playoffs inbetween being good. I absolutely love it when people have short memories

I wouldn't mind it should it be a 7 game series. Islanders still had a great year, and this series should be the best out of all 8, besides the laffs ruins

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:3

Calling their manager Rajeet

Found the Bombston fan

His performances has been very good after his recovery through the season?
He was a beast in net last playoffs too?
Don't care how he played 5..7, 8 years ago, Sven, looking at now
I will say though, Karlsson (Erik) looked scary good from what I got to see (end of 2nd period, entire 3rd period), he is definitly back to his old self, which doesn't exactly help the Golden Knights

Thanks I guess

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Denmark WILL retake Skåne by years end

that would be like the us losing control over detroit

Biggest surprises are the Jackets and Sharks.

>implying >we haven't
chicago too

You want it lad?

Based Sweden

t. casual

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Remind me again why people rate nashville over dallas?

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Blacks are Americans too dumb ass

Nashville was better all year?

>it will be another canada-usa in the final
>with finland-russia fighting for consolation prize

THESE WOMEN CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE SO EXCITING

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>Better at scoring goals than Laine
>Better at Fortnite than Laine

Is there anything he can't do?
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Don't remember asking you fat ass

He didn't look good at all the last games of the regular season, and it doesn't matter that he was great last playoffs. He was great in 08/09 playoffs too then shat his bed most playoffs since then.
If only. I would give it away if I could. It would basically cut the number of immigrants by half.

The promised one to lift the Rangers from
>rags
to riches.

>Sorensen, Nyqvist, Both Karlssons
Sweden has given us some great players.

got cheese fries instead of onion rings today, cheese fries are good

Better at what? nashville looked awful this year compared to last year. Sure dallas has issues scoring goals, but you saw last night with heiskenen just ripping two past rinne. Stars in 5

looks like the first win ove ever had in vidya

I have given all the she-leafs season ending pregnancies so they need to forfeit

I'm at a healthy weight. Try again, sweetie

The vast majority I'd argue, he's one of the reasons they came back from their terrible start to the season
Again, I don't care about his performances 5-10 years ago, he was fantastic last playoffs, and been great this year in the regular, despite his injuries
Something I don't see in Jones, he's very unreliable

Isn't it obvious? You guys need to give little girls a chance to play hockey to develop some talent like North Americans do.

Don't remember asking you fat ass

Jones had a .896 save percentage this season and 60+ starts. Thats such a bad statistic to know for a sharks fan

Nashville fucked themselves over by getting Granlund. You can get to the SCF having one Finn. You'll lose in the first round if you have two or more.

>standings

based boomer

Just woke up.

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unsubscribe

African Americans

Morning

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Sharks fan here. The only consoling fact is that Jones turns it up for the playoffs.

Go to sleep, game doesn:t start yet

well granlund and simmons have also done jack shit for nashville. Simmons had only one goal and 2 assists in 17 games with them this season. That is not good for the preds at all

Canes are gonna win it all, la

What part of Raleigh are you from? Crabtree Valleyshire here

They're not so much African anymore. Had a black friend in school growing up who didn't like being called African American.

Canes arent gonna win it all. Theyre like the leafs from 2017, where they are gonna battle with passion, but not win the series. caps in 6

Exactly!
He may just do that, that'd be great for the Sharks, they've been building this playoff team for quiet a while, would be great for them to go deep

>allowing blacks in your school
Hockey is NOT the sport for you

>What part of Raleigh are you from?
Last I knew, none of us were actually from Raleigh, just other parts of the state.
t. Huntersville

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Here, have a breakfast beer lad

they SHOULD go deep. You have the, arguably, most dynamic defenseman in karlsson giving the puck to guys like couture and hertl and thornton and burns. Its just if he isnt healthy, the sharks are fucked. San jose is just toronto west where they just leak goals and can score them back, just without a "good" goalie

had to spend a night in charlotte one time and it's a terrible place

Sorry la, I'm a teetotaler.
Having a nice, cool glass of water instead.

Moving to sunbelt

based

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Did you go to school in Alaska or some shit? There's always gonna be a few blacks at a school.

Cabo Cack's desu

Friendship with Finland ended

cant wait for the stanley cup winning goal to be scored by a big sexy black man

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I moved to Raleigh last year but grew up in Greensboro (the nice part). Cane's biggest problem is that North Carolina has a ton of people but they're all divided among Charlotte, Asheville, Wilmington, the Triad and the Triangle. Hard to get the diehards from around the state to games.

Finally

Jokes on you I just extended the contract to lifelong

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where the fuck did you guys come from in /hoc/? I at least can tolerate this than the chiraq faggots

Agreed, on paper their team is extremely strong, Karlsson and Burns on the same team too, it has a whole lot of goals written all over it
If Jones steps up, the Sharks will definitly be hard to stop

I hope you called him nigger instead

Don't forget Dillion has improved this year and Vlasic is getting back to his old self at a fantastic time.

Suburban Pittsburgh in a nice Christian white community as God intended

Why would I do that? He was cool and his mom baked cookies for us all the time

well yes, but those contracts are going to bite you in the ass, especially when burns and vlassic are done or reaching the end of their careers

Could someone edit Cänädä and USA to this pic

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Best goalie in hockey
Best defense in hockey
Best rookie in hockey
Best team in hockey

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isnt it full of amish people?

imagine thinking the >shorks won’t >shork

Burns maybe, but Vlasic's game isn't built on speed or power so I think he's going to age well.

imagine thinking that the teds wont win it all

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No that’s the central/eastern part of the state

Yeah, but fuck vegas. Give their fanbase a taste of what playoffs really are like: pain and suffering

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Fuck the canes it's going to be a sweep

@91992427

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bunch of amish north of pittsburgh you doofus

>T3MP0

I live east of Pittsburgh ya mong

Defense first

>Love V4si

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that doesn't change the location of where they are

I think those are mostly mennonites

Really outside of Bishop's hot streak and Heiskanen's excellent rookie season, the Stars have been one of the most inconsistent squads in hockey.

we don't need to get into specifics here. mennonites love going to hokkei games though

you are right, but the stars are just a team that screams meme run to me

Subscribed.

>where the fuck did you guys come from
I noticed a couple of years ago that there were a bunch of them hiding in the shadows. They would post once or twice whenever >their team came up, but would never really stick around.
So I decided to post more about the Hurricanes to coax them out of hiding, thinking that it might encourage them to stick around if they had more to talk about, and now, here we are.

Thinking of flexing my stick to the edge

Desu there's potential for any of the four WCs to pull a meme run.

They’re cutes are virginal and don’t wear make up would wed

*their

mennonites live further west in the usa
like north dakota

I know a guy that employs a bunch of the men in a factory they're the best workers, they gotta get picked up and dropped off in shuttles though lel

>Desu there's potential for any of the four WCs to pull a meme run.
>any
How about "all of them?"

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They live here too I see them at construction sites a lot

That’s been the script for the past three years. Meme team from the west goes on a run and gets btfo by a metro team in the finals

#cocksout

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there's a lot in pennsylvania

just had a fap and shower on my lunch break

>susanna tapani
>most penalty minutes

i imagine she beats up men in bed too

I once knew a leaf that was Mormon how the fuck does that happen

>"Boston hasn't made it past the second round since advancing to the Stanley Cup Final in 2013. The Maple Leafs are in the playoffs for the third straight season but have not won a series since 2004."

The absolute state of leastern

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youtu.be/46PXaJxzuDE

to be fair, toronto did have a stretch where they went 9 years without playoffs

To be fair, Toronto has a stretch where they have been shit for over 50 years

wow binland
not cool

>me at the end of that video

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For me it's
Brave Evandah Kane

>laffs

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Imagine thinking the Stars will beat Nashville in 5 LOL

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Who /Masters/ here

I have mixed feelings about backes being a healthy scratch for my broons

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HA

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Same desu

Imagine being a Laffs fan, not even a meme cup in 2019 would make up for the dumpster fire of the last 52 years.
>implying though

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Maine?

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maine ka?

worked for the caps

UMass is winning it all fuck you
t. UMass chad

>UMass is winning it all
umass isn't even winning today lmao

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well thats because the caps finally got the hunch off the shoulder, and that was a fun finals looking back

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Thinking the new thread should bully the >laffs in the OP lads

Le shorks el finito desu fahgoat

Based

got it. Steve dangle OP

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ah the ol' double standard

I don’t even know who that is desu

>got the hunch off the shoulder

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*blocks Petterson's, Dahlin's, Binnington's chances at the Calder*

Pssshhh....nothin personnel kids...but I have to go all out...just this once...

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anyone have that /wsg/ thread you can put webms for other boards in?

no, try checking wsg

petey is winning it and its not even a contest
no one gives a fuck about a late bloomer making up for his shit season in the playoffs

Sherg dun dun

Waiting for a car inspection reminder Tavares is overrated shit

Why were the Sharks shooting high on Fleury?

>>/wsg/2792782

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Isles fan here - I'm torn b/t wanting Tavares to get swept in first round and wanting the Bruins to get eliminated asap

fucked up the link last time

Which game is going to be the best tonight?

I see you got an advanced script as well

shall unfortunately be missing the games tonight, posting now instead
>stay scared m8

Why so mean fren, if >my broons get knocked out my next choice to represent the east would be the isles, bring based boychuk another cup

The caps were actually good for the past 5 years though

Uptown Charlotte; just nuke us already

thanks for boychuck anyway, but thank chicago for giving leddy up for a shit ton of busts. One of snows few good moves

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>actually good
why didnt they make the SCF since 1998?

They are getting swept first round

>car - wsh
>carwsh
>carwash
hhmmmmmmmm.... makes me think

because of the fucking penguins

I want Erik Karlsson on my Bruins

boooo

lmao they lost to the >rags as well
multiple times

Tfw I want to believe Tuukka Rask will lead this team to a Stanley cup but also in the back of mind he'll always be a Finnish goaltender

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500 and new

literally who?

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499 but I'll allow it.

the stats don't agree with you

9 years without a postseason appearance can do that

b..but pajama boy

you have my upvote

selfish reasons, I'd rather not play the Bruins and it would be so utterly sweet if the Isles knocked out the Laffs

he was a /hoc/
she was a /cric/
can I make it anymore obvious

/cric/ is a filthy whore

/cric/ didn't even look at you in high school did she?

Ready fellow shorks fan?
youtu.be/l_sKQdM4-nM