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>WDC Standings V. Bottas 44 L. Hamilton 43 M. Verstappen 27 C. Leclerc 26 S. Vettel 22
>WCC Standings Mercedes 87 Ferrari 48 Red Bull 31 Alfa Romeo 10 Haas 8 McLel 8
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 158 (160 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 82
>Hund status: Ze Red Auto might be ze faster car in ze red country
>News: Daily reminder that Miga's sabbatical is over F1 2021 regulations clusterfuck is like Breggs It according to bong media Gabbo a 185cm man said that standard cockpit sizes are the future Steiner shilling for costumer team protection
>russell shilling for standard cockpits >after the near communistic weight rule this year fucking clown world. stop being fat or deal with the consequences of being tall like a big boy, instead of bitching because some have an advantage you dont. if schumi can get 7 at 75kg they have no excuse
Why is it always lanklets that are bitching? You would think for a master race they would be quiet and have no constant problems with everything. You never hear manlets bitching about a basket being too high in basketball and for it to be lowered down
Cameron Edwards
WHERE IS THE F1TV COVERAGE REEEEEEEEE
Adrian Adams
>i'm not approaching the weekend thinking it's going to be better, but we'll see >i don't know if we have more spare parts, didn't ask >in bahrain we were testing in my car using russell's parts (LOL), i felt the car was different, but so were conditions - colder and less windy >if it's better in china, it's only due to conditions
at this point he should ask for shorter steering column, so he can forget to turn left or right somewhere, it's beyond a joke now
ikr? its the disease of the modern world. everyone feels entitled to being equal. everyone has to be dragged down to the same level EQUALITY IS A FALSE GOD
How much does Merc pay to be SC? Would be nice to see a McLaren or Ferrari.
Joseph Miller
Seems like AMG GTR is just way too comfortable than any other sports car. Those fat fucks from FIA can't fit in anything else.
Kayden Hill
Standard cockpit wont solve a thing anyway. Assume the driver head has to be in the same place regardless of driver for aero reasons Even if the cockpit area goes to where the feet of the tallest driver would be (ot already does in each team), the shorter drivers can have the pedals moved further from the nose (which they already do), which means the entire system can be moved further from the nose (like they already do), which gives the engineers more area to work at the end of the cockpit which makes them happy (like they already do). Paul literally has been through this with sky half a dozen times as he was the tallest William's driver so the cockpit was made to fit him and the engineers hated when he was in the car because there was less room for adjustments to the car through their little portholes.
Leo Gutierrez
why did he leave? >I get paid driving an exploding piece of shit he has 30 millions of reasons to do it
Jaxson Watson
I think Ricciardo has a cold chest >runs away from RBR because is scared of Max >gets in to Renault where he gets exposed in two races >only stays in the sport because he gets a lot of money
In comparison to someone who has /strongmind/ and /warmchest/ : >get shitload of money from Ferrari >when Ferrari decides to drop you, call your old buddy in the midfield you met in early 1000's >He arranges a meeting with you and Vasseur >Get in a midfield car with a salary around 1/10th what it was at Ferrari >Still do perfectly fine and enjoy what you're doing
ahhh yes, the famous, funny and entertaining OC ideas from Australia
Jackson Ortiz
>t. redditor getting upset about "chocolate Senna" because it doesn't fit his personal politics
Ayden Cruz
>people decapitated and cut in half by the bonnet >people crushed to mush by the tumbling engine block >people crushed by suspension and radiator Imagine being there and going to help the victims and there you see legless torsos, brain matter, intestines spilled everywhere and random bits of a humqn body lying everywhere
Anthony Hill
yes bet it was fun
Henry Wright
u wot? where does hamilton fit into an unfunny joke about Gio's /f1/ nickname? and what's this about my politics?
Hunter Rogers
If Bottas' Australia performance wasn't a fluke, and the Mercedes drivers take points off one another, while Ferrari focuses on Vettel from the beginning (as they have), then he stands a chance for a WDC. Assuming he doesn't choke anymore though.
Nicholas Lee
>australian """"bants""""
Jackson Ward
>accuses others of reddit membership and forced memes >"muh blessed choco Senna" and tries to force a hyper cringe meme So this is tasmanian intellect...
Depends on if you can get nice ventilation for the sauna. It's the most important part of wood burning sauna, otherwise it might not produce enough moisture for it to be enjoyable at higher celsius levels. Generally you want a wood burning sauna to be rather big (ensures nice fresh oxygen flow to the sauna people and makes ventilation easier) with a nice open rock stove like pic related.
If Gio is the Nazi, naturally his rival is Antifa. You're upset because this is Yea Forums, so you're likely right wing, and you're also Finnish so you're likely a Gimibabby, put those two together and having >muh Gimi called Antifa upsets you because Antifa is against your personal politics
>where does hamilton fit in Plebbit got upset when a few people exported Choco Senna there because it was "racist" (cringe) and it upset their personal politics. Just like plebbit, you're demanding that memes only be "allowed" if they align with your personal politics.
Ian Johnson
two seething posts in a row, looks like someone is triggered
>first two races of his second chance F1 career were utter shit >for the third race he goes to track that ruined his first chance at an F1 career >"I'm looking forward to this weekend, I'm reckon I'll get points"
Probably edited out every time Prost made Senna look bad to fit the narrative.
Connor Rodriguez
here's why your joke is unfunny: >Alfa has been playing the team game and there has been not a single hint of a rivalry >Gio says in almost every interview how Gimi helps him to develop >the joke is only in the fucking nickname it's like a shitpost about ">Remontoija, :D" or ">pari kelloo :D", only worse, it has nothing to do with the implied "punch nazis" message, which is cringy as fuck in the first place, given that F1 is apolitical. It's on the same level as making Vettel wear "MAGA" hat in a photoshoop for no reason other than the ferrari cap is red. in a nutshell your joke is unfunny because the joke is forced and reaching, doesn't fit the theme of the team and because it's political it earns a permanent place in my cringe folder.
Your post completely ignores the fact that it's derivative of "Gio the Nazi". Also, you only consider it overly political because it upsets your personal politics, which literally no different than redditors getting upset by "Chocolate Senna".
Gio the Nazi meme would be funnier if it was made like these and I believe there already exists a pic of him wearing some German uniform it's also quite curious how you know what triggers reddit and what doesn't I guess you also find "VETTEL MAGA HAT XD.png" funny because the joke is the red colour of his team uniform, literally the same thing as "Gio the Nazi" getting punched by antifa Gimi (btw more fitting would be Kvyat because Kvyat is Russian so he must be communist and Gio and Kvyat already have fought on track)
IIRC he claimed he was told it was pronounced that way. Likely bullshit damage control, but I do like to believe he was trolled in to making himself look like an idiot.
Leo Gomez
based and brainspilled
Asher Hall
>Gio the Nazi meme would be funnier
LMAO so now we're not allowed to use the Nazi meme for Gio that we have been since he was in GP2 either.
Josiah Edwards
>being this TRIGGERED
holy fucking lmao
Aiden Thomas
not
Landon Long
>australian reading comprehension
Levi White
yes, just ignore the entire context of the conversation there's this concept called reading comprehension, you like to use that to attqck others so why don't you practice what you preach?
Populate F1 with twinks. Soibois are afraid of cute.
Ryan Perez
add cylinders
Wyatt Rodriguez
Weapon grade WAG autism
Daniel Ortiz
>Well deserved. Thank you, I went through blood, sweat and tears to save and upload the image.
Elijah Stewart
>cut the social media shit >make moar cilindars >encourage everyone to smoke fags on the grid and get drivers to slap their grid girl on the arse before getting in the car
Cooper Rivera
They are already filtering themselves by watching "formula" E
Liam Wood
You get your white gloves on, you get a hand in there and if you feel some spaghetti & meatballs you go see your local Doctor
Ultimate business idea: >1st: Ban all sponsors in helmets, promote classic desings, drivers are racing not sponsoring brands. >2nd: Bring back Tobaco sponsorship but they need to put in their car "Smoke Kills" or shit like this in return.
>There’s something to do here. Will we make it? Maybe or maybe not, but if we fail, it certainly won’t be because we haven’t tried hard enough. I have a good feeling and, in the past, it has rarely cheated on me. When I returned to Lotus after my WRC seasons, I had the same feeling as today. Gimi on Alfa Memeo
WOW I will be honest with you guys These two helmets are in the top 10 of the last 10 years of helmet designs
Not these current fuckery with the tribal motives and such
Noah Cook
Did I miss something, did Hakkinen do something?
Austin Ortiz
this design is great, but you have to consider that in other races this would end up fucked up with sponsors all over it. but still, basic design + sponsors > busy tribal design + sponsors
Tyler Johnson
Gimi in a midfield team >carrying the whole team into success Alonso in a midfield team >crashing and burning everything
if you drove for Ferrari what would you call your car?
Justin Edwards
Sophia or Juju
Jordan Jackson
>it's polypropylene So they replaced plastic with plastic
Gabriel Ortiz
shit
Lucas Perry
Carrie thicc, tight and fast
Dominic Hernandez
Incompetence.
Kayden Cox
PP is much more recyclable than PVC.
Adam Parker
Espinete
Jaxson Peterson
"Amore" if I think it's a championship contender. I'd go out win races with her and on the media, I'll say that this car is made with love hence "Amore". The tifosi will go crazy for me.
>Nigo [...] is a Japanese fashion designer, DJ, record producer and entrepreneur best known as the creator of the urban clothing line A Bathing Ape (Bape). He is the DJ of the Japanese hip hop group Teriyaki Boyz. I wonder if you know how they live in Tokyo
i still think tokyo drift was a good movie, i mean they even went as far as to place a few ae86s here and there it is
Ian Perry
lol
> With just a couple of laps left, Senna had also lost fifth and third gears. Having to maintain sixth gear in slow and medium corners meant that several times he nearly stalled. Patrese was catching him rapidly, but with gearbox problems of his own he was unable to pass.
>torrential rain in monaco >wtf why was the race stopped fucking french faggot prost i almost won it >light drizzle at interlagos >wtf stop the race now because i'm leading and i have gearbox problem
Camden Reyes
JUST IMAGINE THE TENSION IN AYRTON SENNA'S COCK_______________
Senna's generally been considered the best of all time for quite a while, amerifat. Only /f1/ has led you to believe otherwise cause this place is full of contrarians
Jason Robinson
Gilles with the wheel should have been there
William Thomas
great acting
Parker Thomas
This makes me feel very unwell.
Evan Collins
>imagine being such an asshole that people hire a fucking SNIPER to kill you
Cooper Foster
>explosion ofc senna's always been considered one of the greats, but it's been taken to another level, in part thanks to that hagiographical doc that every f1 normie hails and buying into Lewis' own worship of the man
Sebastian Ramirez
how did betas smile before the s_oygape became standard
Landon Martinez
checked. they look so clean much better than the busy shit we have now. are they all to be retro at china?
ALSO HOLY SHIT LADS SENNAS BRAZIL GP THIS MORNING. I THINK I HAVE THE EXACT HAT THE OLD MAN IS WEARING AT THE END. ITS A REALLY OLD WOOL HAT, LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE IT, AND IT HAS A SPANISH/PORTUGESE SOUNDING NAME PRINTED ON IT
>it's been taken to another level, in part thanks to that hagiographical doc
This meme again. A year before that documentary, Autosport consulted 200+ ex- and then-active F1 drivers who said Senna was the greatest driver of all time. Schumacher himself said Senna was the greatest of all time, before that documentary aired. While Senna was still alive, James Hunt, Eddie Irvine, Jackie Stewart, Gerhard Berger and Alan Jones all said he was the best driver of his generation, if not all time. Immediately after his death, Niki Lauda, Mario Andretti and Stirling Moss said he was the best driver of all time (the latter tying him with Fangio). You're free to think what you want, but the idea that Senna's present reverence has been heightened due to a single documentary from 2010 is just straight up wrong. He was always considered the best, even when he was still breathing.
Christopher Brown
Nah, he was actually cheering because it started to rain in '91
Robert Brooks
Imagine thinking a world famous documentary hasnt changed public opinion
Jace Kelly
Like that Michael Jackson doc?
Nathan Richardson
no, they still have to kerb their enthusiasm
Noah Edwards
Bussiness idea: every driver has to RC the teammate's car while seated on your very own (driven by the teammate), AND watching it from a air camera on your steering wheel screen
To be honest, everyone I've spoken to about Leaving Neverland basically said it was either a disgrace or it just reaffirmed their opinions about Jackson
is he your "nigga" because he exposed US secrets or because he's a rapist?
Evan Williams
the guy never said he wasnt always considered the best, just that the fervor around him was taken to another level in modern times due to the doc. theyre not mutually exclusive. and you admitted that his fame was heightened to goat due to his death
the first one. and the rape charges were dropped like 2 years ago
Hunter Watson
>exposed US secrets, uncovering shit that violates international law >exposed US' extensive spy ring and efforts at influencing public opinion in the EU HOLY BASED >rapist Charges were dropped completely so it was probably some CIA plot
>"Stop being them" helmet is a patchwork of different colors >Shits the bed in two races with it >Switches to literal NPC meme helmet Did he start being them?
Caleb Garcia
>Bape x F1 merch is China only WHAT THE FUCK JAPAN, YOU LET YOUR COMPANIES SELL TO CHINESE ONLY BUT NOT YOUR GREATEST ALLY?
/ourcar/. And when I'm asked about it in interviews I refer to it as "forward slash our car backward slash" and give a shoutout to /f1g/ everytime. #blessed
to think that in 2010 up until 2016 liberals and leftists loved Wikileaks, then Drumpf is elected and suddenly Assange and Wikileaks are Russian compromisez espionage assets meant to harm America
Oliver Hill
>Formula ONE General not >Formula 1 General Fuck filter dodgers
Easton Evans
Unless you're making a big (based) sauna building that seats 15+ people electric heaters are generally easier to manage. In smaller saunas if you don't have a literal Finn fire manager you'll either freeze to death in a 75° sauna or it will creep up to 150° and you'll burn your ass when you sit down.
I don't know who is playing but when there were Schumi, Mika and Alonso it was a properly ok team for a low-tier football league
Gabriel Kelly
El*ctric is cancer, makes hot and dry löyly and is generally far worse to be in from comfort point of view than wood
Brandon Hill
My electric heater has rocks on the top, we pour water on it all the time.
Angel Ross
Yes and it is worse than wood burning kiuas
Austin Green
The F1 team took on more charity teams though with only a few decent players.
The Roma team is fucking stacked
Jonathan Jenkins
lol true maybe someday. id post the name stitched on the back but i wear it quite a bit and its easily identifiable. i thought it was just some kind of unrelated mm hat but it really is an f1 hat like the seller advertised. i will ask the ebay seller if he knows anything about where or who it came from
Matthew Sanchez
To be fair drivers have a physique good enough to play football plus they aren't coordination inepts and that's pretty much what it takes to be a competent football player
Anthony Baker
For our little 6 person sauna electric does the trick. We can pour three ladles of water on the rocks and all three fully steam up. Though I'll just concede that wood wizard sauna > lazy electronigger sauna for the sake of muh sauna heritage.
It's not only for muh heritage, it's also because wood stoves produce objectively better experience, both in temperature/oxygen level/moisture ratios and the feeling of the steam
Jason Kelly
To be fair all the apartment saunas have electric stoves and even in newer houses a wood stove is getting more and more rare. But when it comes to cabins and cottages, it has to be wood.
Samuel Nguyen
Ffs not Reginaldo. Should've been Galvão.
Ryan Edwards
whats the point of a sauna?
Cooper Martin
it's nice plus it literally extends your life
Jeremiah Nguyen
how
Ethan Cox
it reduces stress and increases cardiovascular health
Cameron Sanders
but how is it nice? isnt it just a hot humid room? do you just sit in there and sweat? what kind of temperatures do you experience?
feels nice, relaxes, works as a social pastime, has health benefits, makes cold beer taste better
Alexander Price
>but how is it nice? see >do you just sit in there and sweat? yes if you're alone, also think about things >what kind of temperatures do you experience? 60-110c is the normal temperature range
Juan Scott
f1 vs fe when?
Henry Diaz
How many of those belong to hamilton?
Brayden Ross
Very thankful to myself for stopping to watch F1 fanatically from 2013 to mid 2017.
Just sitting around sweating feels good, it's a nice way to hang out with your buds. Also, You've never properly taken a swim until you've ran out of a sauna and jumped in a lake.
He had like 20 +/- wins with McLaren, so prob somewhere between 52-55
Kevin Bennett
pre minttu gimi looks very different hmmmm
Matthew Allen
I guess its a snowfolk thing growing up in hundred degree weather and shitty humidity made me love sub-zero temperatures guess its the opposite for finns and leaf
>another retard enters the thread read the chain. the owners name printed on the back of my hat is spanish/portugese. mm is obviously italian. i am of italian descent and literally study european languges as a major. i know mm is italian you faggot
Jayden Brooks
Remove safety measures
Michael Morris
bizniz idea: drivers take acid right before the start
Kayden Foster
I used this website to see to which celebrities i looked more like and well... I’m a crippled man fan now.
>porsche team never I wanna see mercedes and ferrari rage cuz porsche wins lol
Adrian Richardson
ricciardo bless
Gabriel Mitchell
theyd embarrass themselves just like Lamborghini did loo
Isaiah Miller
They have nothing new to do in,F1, they already have a powerful hybrid system developed in LMP1 and aero gayness is retarded in the grand scheme of things
Grayson Edwards
>Lamborghini >good pick 1
Owen Williams
>le contrarian mexican do we need to harass you again?
Jace Wood
u gain the championship milliseconds by making micro adjustments in corners, thus deluding hacks like br*ndle into thinking the car is inferior, when infact it is the driver being superior
Ryan Ramirez
literally when has Lamborghini ever done something competitive in racing?
Brody Cruz
Don't bully Mexi
Matthew Thomas
pretty sure one of lambos descendants killed bianchi
Noah Diaz
>we
Imagine claiming the achievements of superior Bantlords as your own.
Reminder that without the Halo Grosjean would have surely gone the way of the Chubster.
Jaxson Gomez
Imagine the memes if lil chub actually did hit the halo instead
Jacob Nguyen
>Ahead of the 100th world championship race in China, Formula 1 drivers were asked to pick the eras they would race in if they could. Here are their answers.
Hamilton (Sennababby) >"In just pure racing? Probably I like the early eighties, they'd be the cars that I'd choose – eighties or mid-eighties. The cars that I'd like the most. But I'd be old right now, so I'm quite happy being in this period of time!"
Bottas (Nazi) >"Well, I have to say last Saturday at Silverstone we were celebrating the motorsport history of Mercedes, being this year 125 years since motorsport started for Mercedes. So I got to drive the W125 from 1937. There was more than 600hp, it felt like a rocket on wheels: no proper brakes, no grip at all. And just imagining those drivers racing flat out on the kind of tracks they were using back then, I have a lot of respect from them. You need some big balls to do it, and every time you'd risk your life 100 percent every time you jumped in the car."
Verstappen (Zoomer) >"From 2004 to 2008, and I would like to try an early 90s car. Before that, not interested. A bit too dangerous."
Raikkonen (Sips) >"I've gone back for the second one any more. I guess in the past, I would look at seventies, sixties, late sixties, seventies. For sure it would have been more fun, more relaxed, more pure racing but obviously much more dangerous but that's normal at that time."
Albon (Also sips) >"I haven't really thought about that. I'd say old school, 1950s. I want to see how the sport was back then. I know it's dangerous so maybe I will bring my HANS device with me and we will see but I think that kind of racing is cool and I'd like to try it out."
Christopher Garcia
>Verstappen: >early 90s car. Before that, not interested. A bit too dangerous.
Obviously worried that he couldn't run anyone who tries to pass him off the track without eventually killing himself in the process. What a great """racer""".
Aiden Perez
hmm finnbro do i pre order my pizza for the race or do i get frozen like you? i need something to soak up the vodka and heineken that will be in my belly
(reposting because condensed 3 part Supercars qualy in to one row to save space)
Zachary Morales
lads I've got a dilemna I wanna take some ovarian glandular to help get a nice fat ass but I really fucking do not want moobs or tiny tranny moobs will doing pushups keep them away? If I DO get moobs, would they go away if my estrogen levels go back to male normal after not taking the glandular? help me brahs
Why is this kind of faggotry allowed from americans? I expect it from yuro "lecute isnt just a meme, we are all actually faggots" poors. But any white american that makes a post like this should be executed.
Is Australia the America of the Southern Hemisphere?
Gavin Perry
>LEC HAM AMX podium
Benjamin Sullivan
>t. Indonesia
Ryder Carter
i believe 69 constitutes a get, especially with how likely that is. can we recognize this?
Ayden Williams
No you tell me. why do you think it's acceptable for a grown man to make a post like that? How many moe anime dolls do you own?
Ryder Perry
Ferrari blows up an engine trying to match pace with Mercedes.
Jacob Moore
HAAS doesn't tighten a wheel lug properly.
Cameron Peterson
fight me fucker im 6'5" 198 lbs
Kayden Martinez
>HUNGRY SKELETON DETECTED THANK YOU SKELETON
Aaron Torres
I can easily move over 200 but its just as easy to stay below I prefer boxing at cruiserweight because here Im close to the limit, if I moved into HW id just barely be above the minimum and I dont like being at a weight disadvantage
Meanwhile if a driver spends more than 6 races in F2 (actually developing in a development series) they're dismissed as shit and not good enough for F1
Kevin Watson
>tfw Williams can't even afford to build a straight car for Kubica
