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can't believe i missed the blots collapse playing vidya FUCK

>IT WAS 3-0

CBJ @ TBL 4-3 (it was 0-3)
PIT @ NYI 3-4/OT
STL @ WPG 2-1
DAL @ NSH 3-2 (5:57 3rd)
VGK @ SJS 1-3 (10:15 2nd)

>IT WAS 3-0

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F

Is the Predator's window closed?

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Standings

2bh booing them off the ice after game one is epic

There was barely one to begin with

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official script is OT in nashville

gotta boost the ratings

No but they're just stuck being a perennial good enough to make it but not good enough to win team. They've never had a Cup team but they've had a playoff team for a long time, it's just stupid to rebuild while you're still pretty good

>muh 62 win season
>blow a 3-0 lead

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Fell alseep watching my Bolties play tonight, they went up 3-0 and i figured id relax a bit haha, surely they got the job done so i wasnt worried at all

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hope some team hires chia and so we can trade him letang and get a good return

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haha

I love hearing trashville fans squirm

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>will be out in the 1st round this year so don't have to worry about losing in the scf again

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>tfw all the good guys are winning or have won so far tonight

>Ducks are my team
I have no idea who to cheer for in the Playoffs

is this how Oiler fans feel?

>Trusting you team to make fleece meme deals when they picked up Erik fucking Gudbranson

>games on the line
>better put out subban

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Lets go Sharkies

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>good guys:
teams that won
>bad guys
teams that lost

Go sharks!

yes.Philly is the east team I root for and they miss the playoffs every year too

I basically just cheer against teams

>tfw he was our best dman tonight

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MILKERS ALERT: SLAG IN NEON YELLOW BEHIND SJ BENCH

>tfw my Round 1 picks have achieved ZERO (0) wins tonight

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Might as well just let the team rest at this point, 3 cups in >your window

garys script sure leaves a lot of questions after the first night. he must have gotten good writers.

revised playoff predictions

colorado > calgary
san jose > vegas
dallas > nashville
st. louis > winnipeg
columbus > tampa bay
boston > toronto
carolilna > washington
new york > pittsburgh

screencap it

>not picking memes in your bracket

I'm on a roll baby

>perds
lmao

deeply concerned as to what he has in store for us tomorrow

>one game
retard

RINNE
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

>preddit

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>he got the script

keep it a secret

1 out of 4 so far...
>st louis is the only one.
2 out of 5 if SJ keeps it up.

Man, peg us really dropped off this year. Only 10 sog so far.

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why the fuck would you pick winnipeg or pittsburgh

STARS WIN!!!

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imagine losing to the bloos

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Feeling a flames isles stanley cup desu

>you now remember epic meal time
reminder that 2009 was 10 years ago

>Predator fans are nowhere to be seen
Where did they go?

>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup

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c'mon vegas

hard to argue with those dub dubs

Vegas is playing like they've only been a team for 2 years

How many pairs of boots and ten gallon hats do you own, Pedro?

that would, with an absolute lack of irony, be the best outcome of these playoffs

By the way I stated this in december and got called dumb probably by a coilers fan

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/89834603/#89843257

2 pair of boots and no hats, just baseball caps m8

it was grim then and it's grim now

WE DEM BOYZ
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malcolm subban when?

How the fuck did this team make the finals last year?

HOL UP

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Wud be nice

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Oh please, the Sharks these past 5 years or so were always supposed to be in the finals on paper.

No shame in getting beat by the Sharks.

memery

glad the sharks are winning with this terrible effort desu

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>You can go through all the numbers, all the things, them against us, but when you play a 60-minute hockey game and you go through the momentum swings and the surges and maybe the big plays out of someone unexpected or a lousy play from someone unexpected, that changes games. So, that's why it's always up for grabs

Of course >we're the one team that get's blown out

the laffs havent had their chance yet

No worries, just one game. Us Knights know that we'll always come back strong after this beating. Sharks should have saved their scoring across 4 games instead of using it all tonight.

gary already gave them a $500mill story. he doesnt care for >you anymore.

Sharks goaltending hasn't happened yet

shan't be falling for reddit posts m8

>anything can happen in the playoffs

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Playoff Martin jones is different than regular season martin jones

LET'S GO LAS VEGAS GOLDEN NITES!

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Yet that’s true. Look at what happened today with the memes in Nashville and winnipeg

Gary can only rig it so much. The finals was where they were completely exposed and they weren’t able to have 5 PP a game

You’re all just scared because vegas has a very real chance at winning the cup this year so stay fucking scared faggots.

Heiskanen goat
Also to Teds

*go Teds (*clap clap*)

imagine tying the nhl regular season wins record and then proceeding to get boo'd by your own fans in game 1 of the playoffs because you somehow choked a 3 goal lead to a team that barely made the playoffs

heiskaBULL > dahlbust

it's *clap clap clapclapclap*

it's two claps followed by 3 claps. remember it binlan

Torts rules, CBJ in 4

>good guys all winning

Any goals you want webm'd guys?

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It will be okay fellow lifelongs
I know it's hard, but losing early playoff games happens
Let's just all remember that Fleury is the GOAT and that every series is a best of 7, (not that we needed it last year lol!)

We're still in this, we can do this #KnightsNation

What's the most based streaming site and why is it bilasport

Took a couple Jets and Knights, and a bunch of bruins in my playoff fantasy work pool

Worried lads

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Amen brother

more team japan

why did radulov fuck off to russia for so many years

Because he's a cancerous twat of a player, who has only really meshed with Dallas.
Every other team he's been a part of has wanted him gone at some point or another.

Imagine if trashville had a good power play

tonight's just to get you wondering >wow playoffs are wild

the big wigs will win in the end (except winnipeg)

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alright

Wanted to go back to Russia since he wasn’t immediately seeing the success he wanted in the NHL but this violated his contract and caused the IIHF to get involved

So is Fleury. And i'll take Playoff Fleury over Playoff Jones

What percentage of teams winning game 1 win the series

Why do teams all of a sudden start hitting and manhandling shitter manlets in the playoffs?
Why don't big D-men/4th liners BTFO rookies and star players all season?

But playoff Fleury just let in 4 shots against a team with no offense

>lifelong thinks playoff fleury is good
wew

because gooning doesn't work over 82 games. It does work very well when you're playing a game every other night against the same goon

wanted to bar hop with Kostitsyn for a few years

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Because the refs call penalties in the regular season. Also those big men are slow as fuck and only during the playoffs do the speedy manlets finally slow down. We might see Gaudreau actually die these playoffs

Big dmen are actually pussies

you have the most feminine figure I have ever seen.

whoops accidentally posted a pic i sent you, lad xD

i'd skate laps around you pal

Bolts fan here

What's a good alcohol that can erase memories

You should start HRT, that body would look nice with some tits

what do you keep in those pockets?

>Wake up at 6:00 local time
>A game is still on
Based West coast hours, can watch the third period before heading to work lads

poppers

reddit, where they belong

Pretty much any of them
If you want to get really fucked you could always try absinthe

>tfw I noticed that Epic Beard Man was nine years ago
What the fuck?

I think it was 62% and 68% for road teams winning first game

Thick neck. Def got man face. Dont' be fooled boys

where can i find asian qt hokkei gf?

>tfw want vancouver to make the 'yoffs so I can see petterson finally get his shit kicked in

GARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

the bulge kinda gives it away too

Hm not that big of a shift from 50/50

How the hell did the Bolts lose btw?
Is their playoff choking back at it?

no, we all knew it was a boy, but it aint the femboy some are imagining

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY KNIGHTS ARE FUCKING LOSING
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What is everyone drinking tonight?

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Going 2-0 gives you even more % (79%) and going 3-0 obviously gives you like 98%

the chest and hands does. It's not a woman chest. he has a very womanly waist

soulless nuhl zoomershits had to face a "real" nhl team.

>Giving the win to the Bolts choking and not the overwhelming effort and camaraderie of the Ted boys
Shameful

>98%
>shorks lost on 2%

>remember something from 2009
>realize that was 10 years ago
>the act of remembering it physically hurts
lads

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cheap vodka

>fleury throwing punches

FLUSTERED

he barely touched him... And that bullshit by Fleury. WTF?

>letting in a fleury of goals

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I am sorry m8

FURY OF FLEURY

Nyquist has been an amazing addition to the Sharks

that's an anime level deflection. thanks

Japavelski

There's more fans at the women's game then a Coyotes game.

no problem. also got Gabel

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that was cool too

>NHL playoff season
>Still posting dykepuck webms
I'll allow the cute Japanese girls though

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>tfw all the teams whom lost tonight are the ones you would have bet on
Glad I'm not a gambler.

>PING
>save by jones

yeah ok

>fleury can steal games
wew

Would have unironically bet dallas over Nashville

i'm willing to make fresh oc. just tell me any goals you want

100 PERCENT

M

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How do you completely break a team's spirit?

>Win a game 8-1?
>give them 50 shots but still shut them out?
>beat them in 5 OT?

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5OT

/hoc/ would fucking lose its mind

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off the porch, now

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'

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Wouldn't mind seeing Ted take it all if >my team gets eliminated

nothing personnel, las vegas

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i want a hockey anime so bad

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>Dallas won
>Islanders won
>Columbus won
>Sharks winning
Tonight was a good night

thanks, I hope we can still be friends afterwards

lol reddit down for maintenance

is that why so many sharks fans appeared?

I don't think any knights fan here is mad here m8, you've severely outplayed us all game. I'm glad this humiliation is happening, maybe they'll work on getting their shit together.

>all their teams are getting BTFO
How much tears is being shed right now?

Sharkies looking like the team we dreamed about

Same

i was watching this webm with the shorks game on in the background and i heard the ping of stone's goal at the exact same time she scored in this

Imagine being a >shorks fan that is well aware of the team's perpetual playoff failure, and still having the audacity to shit talk the other team's fans because of a lead in game one of the first round

It happens with actual rivalries
You would know if you followed a successful team

Hat down, cross town, livin' like a rockstar
Spent a lot of money on my brand new guitar
Baby's got a habit: diamond rings and Fendi sports bras
Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car
Got no stress, I've been through all that
I'm like a Marlboro Man so I kick on back
Wish I could roll on back to that old town road
I wanna ride 'til I can't no more

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They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the final forty games of the regular season just to throw off the teams in the playoffs. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Mark Scheifele and Blake Wheeler, the Jets were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as the Western Conference.

I unleashed my fury against the St Louis Blues, scoring 4 goals in a five game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the rest of the playoffs, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Antero Mertaranta, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating the Islanders in 5 games in the finals.

It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those final forty games. That decision made my career.

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I honestly don't know why everyone was over valuing the knights so hard when it seems like >we've been just barely scraping by all year long.

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>Sharks goaltending is ba-

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happens to me all the time when watch the game on mute and my music starts matching the rhythm of the game

>he doesn't think the Stars are going to win the Stan Lee Cup

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>GOLDEN
>PHLURRRBBTT
>PLOP
>SHITS

gg sharks. I expect a better fight next game.

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

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Last year's success and the knights late season surge.

>r*ddits teams won't actually fight
lame

>tfw only shit games tomorrow

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lol Kane and Reaves this shit is only beginning

Lol Subban doesn't even get to sit on the bench

did anyone else catch the big tiddie milf behind the shorks bench?

fucking uncivilized apes

No, it was only you

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Sharkies desu

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sj announcer on reaves last shift: "let's see if reaves does anything stupid"

amazing foresight

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Dumb fucking sharkcucks
This was only game ONE of SEVEN, do I need to fucking repeat myself. No way in hell you're gonna beat >us again.

5 game sweep.

>Wilting Dandelion
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS

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BOILING mad

lotta close games today

and vegas

NEED MY NUMBERS SHANNON

REAVES SEETHING

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haley is the only likeable player on the sharks

>5 games on one day
>3 on the next day
GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>Only meme games tomorrow

>he can't stop replying to me
stay seething, leaf

would /hoc/ rather Carly Agro or Carolyn Cameron?

i want everyone to stop bullying tampon gay and congratulate the sharks on winning their first game of the playoffs against the golden knights instead

>"That punk-ass nigga Kane better watch himself, he gon get put to sleep if dis nigga keep runnin his mouf like a faggot" - Ryan Reaves after Game 1

dudes gotta settle down, these kinds of things land you in boiling hot water

>every Leaf is the same person
Careful, you're starting to sound like Randy

VEGASS GOLDENsHITS

only one game worth watching and two words you need to know. leafs nation.

arenas have multiple uses

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GOLDEN
S H O W E R S
H
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what the fuck, gary told me this would be comfy
fuck the sharks

Based

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Why do blacks always go after blacks?

twitter.com/DallasStars/status/1116198628018872320

how many years until first norris?

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OH NO NO NO

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How to lose your job as the team's twitter intern

please tell me this isnt real

>refpuck: the team complaining about penalties
o i am laffin

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whats the jets fanbase called. the first nation?

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He's fucking right though
Those penalties were fucking ridiculous, sharks only won because >we had to play the refs too

>mad
>at the basedass golden knights
so fucking sad honestly

I CAN FEEL YOU THERE

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tweeting like someone who has only watched two seasons of hockey

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The chugs.

Fun fact: we call first nations "chugs" because those fuckers do nothing but drink all day and live off our tax money

vegas has literally never lost game 1 of round 1
very historic knight if I’m being complyely honest

>Predditors
WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT WHOA WHOA WHOA

I could never be mad at a team that lost
Especially one full of basedboys

yikes, cant imagine going through school to get a job where you just get assblasted running a choking teams twitter page

VEGASS GOLDENSHITS
GET
FUCKED

>that apres-goal facewash from the ref

R Kelly's favorite hockey team

GET ABSOLUTELY SHAT ON GOLDEN FAGS

Are you kidding? 2 of those were slashing, so that's your own fault. A few trips to save a goal, and just gooning

The refs did a pretty good job.

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>He posts this on a day full of upsets and close games
What did he mean by this?

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don’t worry lads >we’re just luring san hose into a false sense of security
not worried inthe least

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Based maurice

These posts read like a salty fan
Even their twitter can't avoid the soi

Cant wait until a picture of barzal wearing Canucks pajamas leaks and he goes to BC.

Win it all while u can islanders.

Barzal absolutely DABBING on TINY and then Bailey with the DAGGER

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Based
5 game sweep inbound. You cannot halt playoff Fleury, today was a fluke because the refs handed San Josgay the game.

so we can all agree that all the good guys lost today?

Fuck the pongs desu

I wish I had nuckies pajamas desu

Sharks Blues, Islanders, and Ted are all good guys though

social media departments with any organization were a massive mistake and im glad people lose their jobs over it

This but the opposite

holy shit you are a cuck

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Thats a cringe post from vegas

>le salt meme

>VEGAS FANS LITERSLLY CANT UNDERSTAND HOCKEY WITHOUT THE REFS ON THEIR SIDE
PATHETIC GARY CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH FOR YOU

Got any buzzwords from 2019? Can't you just call me an incel or something?

MY NITES ARE THE GOOD GUYS!

>implying the soilent knights, predditors, pongs, grandpa bay, and wienerpeg are good guys

fapped to that natalie mars tranny. not my proudest fap

What's icing?

Based devils fan
They remind me of a teenage girl with an account dedicated to a boy band

Better luck Friday Vegas. Rough game today, put the thuggery away.

absolutely pathetic you seething faggots
stay irrelevant lmao

What does the hoc bracket winner get?

delicious cake topping

pictures of ted’s cock

That stuff they use to decorate cake.

when you carve up too much ice when stopping

it's when you make a rival gang member taste your cold blue steel

Good guys:
Dallas
Winnipeg
St. Louis
Calgary
Colorado
San Jose
Washington
Carolina
Islanders
Columbus
Boston

Today was a good day.

for real though whoever runs the VGK twitter was probably SHAKING and STEAMING with anger tonight

can't be mad when the sharks completely outplayed >us lads. not worried yet desu, there should be a better effort on friday.

Yea Forums gold

N/a/shville! >We may have lost tonight, but it;s only 1 game! >We can still pull it out!

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effort my ass vegas is shit and the cracks are showing

So were most of their fans
This is the first time they've lost a playoff game that wasn't part of a deep run, their fans probably expected another first + second round sweep after last year.

Vegas isn't a hard team to outplay when you realize 60% of the team is Fleury bailing out the horrible blueline.

TIMMEH THOMAS ONCE STOOD ON HIS HEAD FOR 21 GAMES

APPRECIATE THAT MAN & WHAT HE DID

What, the laffs aren't good guys?

they played much better at the end of the game m8, don't be retarded and make a decision on literally one game. the sharks deserved the hard-earned win, and we'll see where the series goes from here.

gonna enjoy my cuppa joe tomorrow morning lads, knowing >we took game 1

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>we’re building the team for long term success
>trade your best young prospects trying to win now
thanks gm

>rags

good point. engelland and holden have to go. theo had a terrible game as well, but he's usually pretty good.

Yes that happens all the time.
Welcome to hockey

3 out of 5 picks won on the first round, Blots and Pens in 7 on others so not concerned

Let the memes begin

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>pongs

they looked like ass

And when it works you’re a fucking genuis but every other time....

What happens if Columbus sweeps Tampa?

Tampa should be barred from the 2019/2020 season

>literally every underdog won today
Have a good laugh while you can lads.

True, but they've looked ass on SC years too.

Teds will lose their shit, riot out in the streets, and accidentally kill themselves.

probably goes down as the biggest collapse in professional sports

All Publixfags on this board commit sepukku as we laugh hysterically at their failure

>tfw everyone will laugh at my bracket because I picked the lightning to win 3 games

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>jets

big yikes

nice spin move 51

>Good guys:
>Dallas
Damn right. GANG GREEN SOUND OFF

Thinking about a >shorks / caps SCF lads.

Seems reasonable

opinion time. Should I go to make long webm's that look kind of grainy or keep them at 4 seconds to maintain quality.

NEVADAWOO~

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>5 on 5
Sharks 1
Vegas 1
>not 5 on 5
Sharks 4
Vegas 1

the boys need to stop chimping out, and stay tf out of the box and skirmishes.

>his team doesn't have a teenage Finnish defenseman to score multiple goals in the playoffs

honestly embarrassed for you lads

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Miro has good taste

This desu

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I will get upset

Calling it now: Dallas vs Columbus with Big D ending the 20 year curse

>bubsy and pandarin go to Florida with a stanlee cup ring

I guess they get the salary they want in the end

would unironically be based

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Even better: Dallas beats Columbus in game 6 with Miro going full Brett Hull

>dubles both times

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my friend was tampa baying on a piece of food earlier. had to get him some water to help keep it down.

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Yup, that's a goal.

oh I get it

i was confused at first. i thought it hit the crossbar and came straight out

It hit the netting behind the bar crossing the line. Therefore it counts

WHERE IS IT SHANNON?!

would you live here?

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>all the good guys won

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think shannon is porking his brapper?

do the needful sirs and provide with sauce plox

I prefer Kerrville.

Based. Fuck those cunts.

Cheer for blues

hockey was fun today. lets have more tomorrow

IT'S HERE! youtube.com/watch?v=kHg0PIF1REU&disable_polymer=1

hockey better be good tomorrow gary.
or else...

Taking a steamy kaapo kakko

Lads in case you did NOT know

It's up................

youtube.com/watch?v=kHg0PIF1REU

Not surprised to hear Zuccarello carried Stars. Rags must feel so dumb for letting their best player leave.

I feel an absurdly bad feeling when my hockey team loses. I get angrier than anything else. I break things in my home. I yell at my loved ones. I retreat to my bedroom to brood. The other day I saw a man hit a woman at a bus stop. I didn't care. But after today's loss I feel sick to my stomach. Is this normal?

How are you using Yea Forums kiwi?

No. You either have a problem with anger management, or you're dealing with some other unresolved personal issue by subconsciously projecting your anger onto your hockey team.

Yea Forums is only blocked by certain ISPs and even then only at the DNS level

oh dear

Cheeky cunt

just got back lads. i feel absurdly happy when my hockey teams wins. also feeling kind and compassionate towards my fellow man.

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I envy that feeling fren, I picked the sharks to win the series but it just isn't the same when it's not >your team

Tampa Bay is just too good right now

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extremely based and tealpilled

the entire internet explodes

what an incel

What did Canada mean by this?

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not happy at all buddy, but at least someone is had a good night

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what the fuck happened to tampa? i left the house when it was 3-0. looked at my phone when i parked and the teds had already won

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Miro the Hero

>le hockey gods
i hate this man so much

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...

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>ctrl+f hoc
>7 threads.
why?

Playoffs fampai

problem?

>being this new

of course this hothead has fucking pitbulls but at the same time its weird because pitbulls are like the niggers of dogs and i hear italians hate niggers

no, just wondering who was throwing the fit.

>ctrl+f

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LICK

THE

DICK

they do. everyone does

rph

>Tampa losing game 1 was not part of the script, Gary.

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...

rph lads

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>I run the script Bog, this is my league. I don't need you. Columbus is winning the Cup this year

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>Gary was the good guy all along

Yes, they call them moulinyans.

youtube.com/watch?v=pkpb4RwCPmI

When Dallas win the Cup?

he runs his own animal rescue/charity. in all likelihood they are rescued dogs. tortorella seems like a really nice guy 2bh.

1999, Vlad
It's Ted's time now

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Imagine if TB gets swept after the season they had

>That's fine, Gary. I suppose you don't care what happens to your wife and children after all.

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Now

Who's REALLY calling the shots this postseason? How high up does this all go?

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Holy fuck, I love the playoffs

twitter.com/JesseGranger_/status/1116220302227202050
other than the SOG, how did they know?
first the draft leak, now this? i don't think this rigged SEMEN SLURPING SPORT is for me.

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Really gets my almonds activated

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there was some swede that they were taking to early before the game who always shows up to shorks games and he predicted 5-2. i think that's what this is

lads the jews are about to land on the moon

>getting past the firmament
wew lad

Gonna let out a Tampa Bay before bed desu

Funny i took a Nashville before taking a shower

50 years too late

should I kms y/n

n

At least take some Muslims with you.*

*in minecraft

why bother? there's always tomorrow.

wait until we lose game 2 at least m9

>every team I expected to win last night actually lost
What the fuck happened

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it's just a swerve lad, all of the losers of tonight's games are going to sweep in 5

Mfw a girl I matched on tinder and talked a bit with ended up dating Heiskanen. She was atleast 4,5/5. Feels cuck man.

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Reminder that all sports are rigged freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/06/32-67-147-washington-capitals-win.html

well thanks fellas

a very small amount of this is interesting the rest I think you're reaching a bit

>look at this series of numbers, it's rigged I tell you, RIGGED
doubtful

Especially my knights

more like tampa gay lol

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>all the bad guy teams lose
>/hoc/ is dead
coincidence?

explain to me how the winnipeg jets, the smallest market in the NHL which fucking sticks it to gary jewman every day by being both canadian and not in a bloody desert, is a bad guy team especially when they robbed him of his precious sunbelt expansion into fucking georgia?

i'm alive lad

they're a conference rival. also >laine

Between them and the perpetual sadness that is the St Louis Blues, I'd pull for the Blues.

imagine cheering for ~45% white missouri mud people

what do you have against Laine you bitter mongoose?

imagine having your country shot up by incels

i don't cheer for them. just don't want the jets to win.

>implying muslims are part of my country
good try pablo

he sucks at hockey.

he might have a lower iq than you

For those who have felt like this Draft Lottery was a case of Deja Vu, it wasn't just the production set, the Devils winning, or the Avs losing. There's a lot more than meets the eye in NBCSN and Sportsnet's production of this show.

For ease of filming and to increase emotional investment of the viewers, NBCSN and Sportsnet have strategically placed the final three lottery draft GM's in the same position for three straight years.

From a production standpoint it makes sense. The third place representative goes in the middle so that they can easily shake the hands of both of the remaining representatives by pivoting left and right, therefore there is no clumsiness or cutting in front of the camera.

After that, both of the remaining representatives take one step in and there is little need for adjustment to square the frame appropriately. The entire set is based on symmetry, with two televisions winging both sides of the set, and this ensures the closest possible chance of a good shot.

Afterwards, the representative on the viewer's left wins, getting to easily turn towards the second place representative and shake their hand in what is commonly referred to in the business as the "power side" or "victor side" of the handshake.

It makes sense, the broadcast crew can tell each representative where to stand without them really thinking anything of it, but it might legitimately enhance the flow and production of the show. Luckily we've cracked the code. Hopefully it holds up next season.

apparently not

based on the fact that you think a ~45% white river town in the american midwest filled with mud people is a better place for lord stanleys cup than an actual hockey town.. disgusting and disgraceful

do you even watch hockey?

woah, Petersson is actually Finnish

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tldr lol

i never said that. the cup belongs in >my city. would rather btfo the blues than the jets.

Holy fuck

Have fun living in liberal-hellscape where methheads knock on your door at night. Btw, no one in the country likes California. Jump off a bridge!

N

O

Tampon swept in 6.

imagine cheering for a team with two people (one black btw) who can't procreate properly

mutt. swede can keep him

JPN v USA in 10 minutes. Should be a blowout but still credit to Japan on making this far.

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>ishcey

What did they mean by this

just woke up lads
surely the lightning, penguins, predators, jets, and knights won right?

japan will win

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laine got a goal

post the hot san jose sharks girls pls

sorry Australia im at work

they are playing great. Really fast

these womens competitions feel so usual like always

canada and usa in the finals, while bronze goes usually to finland, or sometimes russia or something

just look at this shit
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IIHF_World_Women's_Championships#Tournaments

womens hockey is much more developed in north america than in the other countries, and now they are getting one giant super league too

dunno when us other countries will get closer to north american level, but the domestic leagues really need more support

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> the domestic leagues really need more support

For what purpose

>6 /hoc/ threads in the catalog

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So many upsets. Expecting TB, Preds and Pens to bounce back

It
Was
Three
Oh

Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty

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TB is done. All of their momentum shattered in one game. CBJ wins in 5. Cap this

>lose the 1st game
>ITS ALL OGRE

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>the clear-cut best team in the regular season still has a chance despite losing 1 (one) game

Wow, you must be a hockey knower

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How the actual fuck did Tampa lose when they were up by 3 FUCKING GOALS IN THE FIRST PERIOD???
What an absolute disgrace, if they first round exit Jon Cooper’s ass is out the door guaranteed.

Tampa really fucked up big time
By blowing a 3-0 lead for the first time this season and ever in the playoffs for them they opened a hole deeper than stamkos’ pussy

2nd best series in the playoffs is on tonight. Who you got?

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dumb finns

BASSED QUINTS

checked

Check those mother fucking quints. Bolts confirmed swept in 4 by the ted collective

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Leafs fan here, Broons in 4 because the Leafs still have shit defence and no physical players to wear out the opposing defence. Also playoffs Rask is pretty good compared to the cancer that is playoffs Anderson.

I swear anal is better than pussy on a fem

its also better than a pussy on a man

Anal is for faggots son.

>being gay

chekd

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Is it gay to fug womans anal then too?

calm down liberace

choke on maple syrup bitch

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Anal is for guys with small dicks

didnt think it was possible to be this gay

t. guys who have never stuck it into anal

HATE Finland
LOVE Ukraine

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ill rate how much you love sucking dick on a scale of 10
its 10/10

because youre gay

Ahhh the ol Tampa

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tried to stick it in my ex gfs poophole but it was too painful for her

Anal is gay

is it gay if your gf sticks it into your pooper?

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How did you came up with dick sucking when we were talking about anal bang? There's you are answer

based

the answer is...yep youre gay

new thread after the other one is done

You didn't answer my question. Therefore I know your full of shit. And a real homosexual.

>answering a question you already answered

couldnt imagine being this gay

I've been following this conversation for a while and my take is that you are both seething filthy homosexuals who want to fuck each other in the arse t. psychologist

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You really didn't answer to my quastion

you dont follow shit captain

go back to drinking es

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