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*heems you*
Schaub
Too late fatso
I'm not fat
I'm 5'11 and have 77 inch reach, jealous yet?
You're mentally obese
>streamable.com
I love Dom now
fuck off imbellicle
Does Ariel like Schwaub? I don't think he would. He's probably jealous that this giant retard stumbled into success in MMA journalism.
>watching late night karate
oh for sure.. if that's what you call it
I would never have expected a boxing fan to be that cucky
REMEMBER ME EDDIE? WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER, I WALKED..JUST.....LIKE......THIS!!
Reminder that real men smoke and drink whiskey even during training camps. Real men also heem BJJ shitters even when it's """""illegal""""".
weird. that wasn't the pic i uploaded. is this some kind of easter egg.
thawlts on bj penn right now
JUST
don't overplay it, it was gold the first time
>imbellickle
prophetic, as always
why is everyone and their grandma getting JUST'd these days?
*sighs loudly* It's a tough one, B. Some people might not like what I'm about to say, but trying to get his baby mama to cuck him is the most pathetic thing I've heard in months.
I can only hope it's the CTE making him do that shit.
the chip, dana...
>They don't make them like that anymore..
You sure b?
You can't be done hating me. You're right here watching my clips, dummy.
>Jon Anik giving play by play
ever the professional
I still think schaub is an idiot. But at this point its hard to bet against him.
Is that John toews?
Just a suqestion but we should include Schaub's picks in the weekly predicts,
yes
Bro's before hoes
>its hard to bet against him.
He has made consistent false picks
Pettis might be CTE'd he was licking his blood in his last two fights
>that's why they're supporting an umbilical like Trump
Can someone post a screenie of BJ other Penn(is) in my wife’s please saying the cuck stuff?
>suqestion
oh beast of a silloquaililsm bro
legit lol, I'm lifting the embargo on (You)s to brits
Stop being an embilical
i'm just saying...
He meant emblematic
Gonna be a yes from me
did we ever figure out what a photograsser is?
Yeah, 100%. That shit's crazy. But do you know where BJ fucked up?
*leans into mic*
...not getting with a girl that was already into that. I mean, I imagine, if you were going to involve yourself with cuckholding... you would want a partner that was already cool with it... instead of trying to convince a chick you're seeing... to, you know, give it a shot...
By the end of 2019 there will be a massive scandal about EPO users in the UFC. Ali is already showing his hand. As soon as one of his boys pops everyone is going down. Dana probably wouldn't mind doing some house cleaning with the roster anyways.
Do you have the one where they're discussing Reem/Werdum and Brendan gets literally everything wrong?
>look it up
>yoel still isnt 42
*eats your food*
*calls your mother a whore to her over the phone*
*spits in your face*
*throws you through a glass door*
*gets you ostracized by all your teammates and friends*
hate bullies myguy
people are allowed to have second chances and grow
lmfao Dana is so fucking based
I could pin you right now and put my dick in your mouth. And for no reason...
Listening to the JRE with Herb Dean. He is a sound lad.
>gets his asshole torn up
>"m-m-man D-d-Dana isn't a leader. Leaders don't hate people they love everyone. Much like myself."
Schaub is stupid on like an elemental level. Like his molecules are stupid.
You guys looking forward to the fights on the weekend?
Oh for sure dont take a break from folding Ronda's laundry to hop on insta you overweight bald bastard
0 hate in my heart though nothing but love from me a hunnit percent
Thanks, God bless the Queen
Was this from a recent post or is it from the archived annals of "Times Schaub got publicly btfo"
do those guys train lats at ALL?
Bent over rows saved me a fortune on flights
He trains lateral wife-sharing 365 days a year
they look like fridges with abs lmao
>kills your hypebabby
>What's the compustrike numbers bro?
>compustrike numbers prove him wrong
>For sure that's just not how you judge the sport my guy
redpill me on Aubrey Marcus
schaubesque in his relationships
"Tainted supplements"
What does this mean
nobody believes that
You'd think EPO doping would be easy to catch seeing as it makes your blood thick as BBQ sauce
It was a couple of threads back
Surprised you missed it, the post made /heem/ headlines internationally
See below
>that's the CEO of Onnits girlfriend (who he lets other guys fuck)
>instagram.com
dropping to 125 was one of the dumbest ideas ever
Not talking about Dillashaw. Just in general. It doesn't happen.
I wonder how many other banned substances there are that aren't tested for. I imagine Yoel uses about three of them.
>High altitude training has similar effects to EPO
Joe Rogan probably thinks it's okay to let your wife have sex with other dudes because some guy on the internet told him that certain types of chimpanzees engage in orgies.
>>instagram.com
What in the hell
You don't remember Joe's 2014 obsession with Bonobos? They literally are matriarchal
Getting greedy is what got him caught lol
Could he not soccer kick him? I wish the ufc would allow soccer kicks. Pride was the most kino mma
>Uaiwa said Penn repeatedly abused her verbally and physically over the course of their relationship. She also said Penn tried to get her to have sex with other men and pressured her to smoke marijuana.
what is wrong with hawaiians?
Do you think he would have "popped" if he won? I don't.
Innocent. His wife cheated on him and made up some shit about him making her sleep with other men to drive the knife deeper into our guy Byler Jeffrey Penn.
Joe Rogan: Jon Jones took a tainted supplement
Joe Rogan: Yoel Romero is a genetic freak
Joe Rogan: TJ Dillashaw used injectable steroids
Can someone remind me why people listen to him? He's either an imbecile or hes lying. Low IQ balding manlet
And I AM FOR SURE not recommending,
or endorsing polyamory—unless you want to go through hell to learn to love yourself.
But have you seen the balls on a chimpanzee? That thing would rip your face off of course I want it to have sex with my wife, but only after I give it some alpha brain and other onnit supplements.
I don't care about Brendan Schaub.
He would have, but even if he won, I still wouldn't have taken him seriously, it was a dumb fight to take from the very beginning, going down to beat up a smaller guy so he can pose with a 2nd belt that he wouldn't even defend.
He's good at making people who know nothing about mma feel knowledgeable about mma because Joe has been a mark for the ufc for so long that he's considered an expert to the average person.
>imbecile
Um you mean embilical bee
The eye test never fails
UFC fighters with gyno are 100% gearheads
1. TJ Dillashaw
2. Corey Anderson
3. Ronda Rousey
Thawts on Schaub?
Joe is an expert on MMA
I find it suspicious how MMA fans don't talk about how GSP pulled out of his fight with Bisping the first time out of nowhere with no legitimate reason
Jon Jones has gyno, suspect he might be using.
Problem is that the eye has to be attached to someone who isn't an imbecile
GSP is and was JUICED up
Joe Rogan is a faggot and if you watch his podcasts you are too
Major yikes at your homophoby, dudester
Joe is an expert. He's just a little retarded from too much pot. But the reality is he has a life time of striking and grappling experience, and tons of high level coaches have vouched for him.
People who watch Joe Rogan podcasts 100% have a dickrider mentality
Sorta. I'm more looking forward to game of thrones on sunday night.
>not watching for Eddie's conspiracy talk
Dickrider number one spotted. Hello mate. How do you ride so much cock?
I like Joe Rogan, but I can only take him in small doses. I listen to his show maybe once a month.
Now this is a hot take
*puff puff*
JRE is great when the guest verbally dominates him
Like when Danaher was on
podcats are boring imo (in my opinion)
>guy that has been doing martial arts his entire life, wrestled in school, has several black belts, 20+ years of jiu jitsu, and has been involved with the UFC for many years is not an expert
He's as much an expert as anyone can be without being a fighter themselves. Who is talmbout dickriding? It is what it is, B.
The only good JREs are with actual famous people and not the jokers Joe has on 95% of the time who talk about chimpanzees and bro science
Yeah dude you don't sit there gripped to your chair staring at the screen like a movie. Dude, you put em on when you're cleaning the house and cooking, dude. Come on dude.
he's good as a cuck basically.
My favorite JRE was with Scott Adams, dude just calmly clowned on Joe for 3 hours.
>*clears throat*
>*sips*
Alright, donks
Joe was not ready for Danaher's unique combination of chad and autist.
Mental how many podcasts there are though
ATTENTION FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRUMP
Poodcasts haha
> caring about experts
Nigga I just want to watch some monkeys kick the fuck out of eachother.
Cockriding nonce
haha
I prefer music because it makes me feel kind of happy sometimes, also isn't Joe Rogans like a visual podcast? I'd feel like I might be missing out if I wasn't watching it too.
Ive only ever listened to 5-6 JRE's in my life from start to finish and I can't understand how people make time to listen to those things weekly...iirc they were Musk, Ronda w/ Edmond, Alex Jones, Jon Jones, and Mauro Ranallo...It's usually them talking about nonsensical things for at least 2 hours only good for wasting time
Why didn't Conor just use this pic and call him a fag?
Why are you discussing things you apparently have no knowledge of?
> that wasn't the pic i uploaded. is this some kind of easter egg.
A bug rather. Be gladful, that it didn't randomly select one of your pizza pics of the cheese variety.
I'm beginning to think cuckold is the ultimate high-T fetish. Like you're so in possession of a woman that you whore her out to other men, like a street walking prostitute? Total alpha move
What's the story on the top right panel?
Did BJ diddle some kids or not?
Cause if he didn't it really isn't that serious.
That's homophonic and Conor is pro-LGBT rights
Khabib is probably the gayest fighter in the UFC since Schaub. There's SO SO SO MUCH photographic evidence.
t.Aubrey Marcus
You would never say that to my face.
conor got jewed and supports faggot "rights"
Nice reach faggot
It's for Cucks and mentally ill people
Btw most fighters are mentally unwell
You're right. I wouldn't waste my breath. I'd deck you in the chops and keep walking.
Schaub is not gay
Only manlets, uglies and other insecure losers are possessive of a woman. A true Chad doesn't care. She fucks another guy and falls in love? You find another girl, a younger, hotter, better one even. It's that easy.
> t. Absolute fucking imbecile
Gin & diet rootbeer
The high T lifestyle is doing a gnarly creatine shit then making your gf flush it
>My wife sleeping with another man? Wow yikes! This ain't it chief
Cool it Aubrey
It's you
Pic related
>Ahmed bin-al-Masouud still REEEEEEing the fuck out every time you insult this Islamic caveman months after the fact
Awfully quick to defend your man. Kinda...gay, innit?
does anyone remember positivebalance?
>*spends an hour replying to a strawman argument based on one retarded tweet*
>*goes in circles while making his point*
>"but I don't have an idea about this one way or another. Maybe it is like this or maybe it isn't. I don't know, I can't say for sure."
You're the MMA expert here, you should have an opinion. Thanks for wasting my time, stupid.
Good idea to calm the nerves and maybe tap into some of that drunk man power.
How many drinks would you down before a cagefight?
Threadly reminder that Eddie had Bryan's back
>When your girl cheats on you but you're so much of a beta that you can't break up with her so you pretend that you have a totally radical relationship going on and you even hang out with the guy she cheated with you on and take a selfie while you write out an essay about how #progressive your relationship is, all cause you can't handle being alone after the woman you were with for 7 years decided you wasn't enough
Are you 14 or just dumb as fuck?
Conman tapped (again)
Reminder that Conor did nothing wrong and muzzies are filthy dogs
don't let the brit cucks see this
Wait, my dude, you have a big house, big car, big ass headquarters building, ALL THIS MONEY and your bitch fucking around?
The embedded are so terrible so i'm less hyped actually
Remember that event that happened in Australia a few months back and all the Ausfailians on the card lost? Beast of a fighting nation
You better settle down Mohammad, I'll tell your imam that you've been acting up and behaving in an impure and homosexual manner.
>reddit is down
fuck Idk what to do now while lying in bed. where do you guys go for good conversation when reddit goes down?
>have one british champion
>he's literally going to be remembered as the worst champ of all time
it's tough b
We won the story of the night
>when your country's best fighter is Megan Canderson
utter. Fucking. STATE.
Remember when Till got ktfo'd and Edwards btfo'd in the same night
Remember that event in Australia where everyone had to sit on fuckin lawn chairs? Lmao
works on my machine
uhh sweetie Nicky Montana exists
Answer my question, are you 14 or just dumb as fuck?
UFC 190 was a BEAST of an event my guy
>the story of the night
the fuck
BispCHAD > Pootaker
Pootaker literally can't stay healthy for more than one year at a go
>WHOOPSIE I GUESS I FORGOT TO WEAR A BRA TODAY HAHA :-)))
Who is this guy?
Remember when Dan "the canman" Hooker got destroyed by Edson?
>roleplaying countries
yikes
I'm 14 inches deep in your dumb as fuck hijabi mom, betta
Can she speak English yet or is it still just Arabic prayers?
Roberto Whittigod
Hooker is from New Zealand bruv
This poor sperg is getting BODIED tonight
They gave Mark Hunt the perfect last fight in his hometown and he fucking lost to Big Titty.
So you're 14 and thick as fuck. Kill yourself
For those of you that don't know... the reason 12-6 elbows are illegal...
Yeah he's a striking expert he was spot on about Ronda having high level striking and he definitely does just hype up whoever has the most earning potential for the ufc.
What about Hunto?
lmfao
Doesn't* but you get the point
> hurrrr Abdul
> hurrr Muslim
You are very stupid mate, euthanasia is your parents only option. Your mum is a fat slag and your dad is a cuck
*crickets*
*someone coughs in the audience*
*Get off the bloody stage!*
Oh, I wouldn't know, because he's irrelevant and hasn't had a meaningful fight in literally years
Are you actually Muslim?
What if his mom is a petite woman of God and his dad is a cheeky philanderer?
It's 6:30am in England at the moment.
Lmao.
how do we heem bullying?
Everyone calm down right now
06:36 you fucker
he admitted to being a welfare immigrant two thread back
Whats next for Steve?
Yoel missed weight it doesn't count
Muslims are the most powerful race. Embrace your roots lad
Why are the brits like this? Are things really that bad over there?
Yeah they've been real shit for a while now
They should bring back Dana's fight week vlog week videos
No excuse for that one, what the fuck is Hunt thinking lately. He fights like he's given up
When did Hunt ever care?
6 39
kek
never
This board is actually cancer. It's full of imbeciles and children
By 5 picograms
Go to bed, man. It's time. Tusbah ala khair
Proxy samefagging. Pathetic
Calm down
>literally years
hasn't even been 1 year yet since his last fight stay salty bong
You’re a mudslime piece of shit, who are you to judge?
thoughts on this?
They made almost all the Dana Vlogs private
Some are still up, the playlist is here
youtube.com
A favourite moment, at about 4:18 into this video
youtube.com
What am I looking at?
Please don't jihad us, bro.
Imagine thinking poovidal has a chance against /ourguy/ Funky Fresh askren
>when you want your boy to wake up but he won't
>Sweeps you into ashi garami
Till wins the rematch
*imbicles
I am
holy shit kek
Why are there so few Muslim fighters?
There's like billions of them on the planet yet maybe 1 or 2 decent fighters out of the whole lot. What's with that?
I mean, if you were truly God's chosen people wouldn't you have God's favor in combat, too?
Religion of peace
Yeah but that's demonstrably untrue and Muslims have shown themselves as being notoriously quick to resort to violence when verbally offended.
Why are there so few Chinese fighters?
I really cannot stress how retarded you are. It's the way you type. The things you say. The narcissism. You really are fucking stupid.
I'm not even a Muslim. I'm white. I just need you to know that you are retarded.
God bless and goodnight
Chinese males lack warrior genetics. This has never been disproven throughout China's entire history.
Talk shit get hit m8
Goodnight? My nigga you might as well say "Top of the mornin!" to me at this point. The sun is up and real people are on their way to work ya lil welfare leech, that much is known.
What time do you even wake up, little guy? Like 2pm? Isn't there some Islamic teaching against laziness and sloth?
Adan, aren't you muslim?
I work in the chemical industry and work a night and day shift pattern, I finished an hour ago. Have a fun time at McDonald's, or school, or whatever a Low IQ mong such as yourself does.
Lel
MUNNY MUNNY MUNNY MUNNY MUNNY TEAM
YEAH
MUNNY MUNNY MUNNY MUNNY TEAM
TAKE IT BACK WHEN I WAS 17
DISTRIBUTION LIKE THE MEDELLIN
FLOYD GOT ME FEELING LIKE A MILLI MILLI
>Lightweight one of the most stacked divisions
>Have a featherweight fight for the interim title for no reason
fuck that
This had to be fake. Floyd wasn't even doing any expert level boxing. How does this kid lose that bad?
>TJ was taking a drug that ups Stamina
>He was still hitting air against Cruz
Is Dom the BW GOAT?
how do I find a wife like Poiriers' ?
Cody Garbrandt is champion.
Not coming here would be a good start.
that fight card was as fucking terrible as that other one in 2017
one of my friends called him stipe with a long i for the longest time
Remember how the UK can't leave the EU? Beast of a fighting nation.
What is Max's wife?
She's like a busted version of Schaub's whore wife.
How did someone like you even find this site?
RELEVANT fight retard, that wasn't for the belt
whotiker is holding up the division and Dana is clearly trying to push him out by hyping up Stylebender
>holding up the division
You're right about Adesanya tho, Dana is going to be seething if Kelvin heems him
sauce please?
>that asshurt brit is still here SEETHING in silence
kek
Dana is 100% in the right though. Whitaker is the worst champ we've had in a while. He's almost non existent. Zero personality and he fights like once a year, max.
I wish Dana had the right to just revoke the belt when someone proves themselves to be non-champion material. There's so so so much more to being champ than just winning the belt off of the previous champ.
>Title Defenses since July 2017 = 0
>not holding up the division
Bisping was an entertaining champ Luke cuckhold should be remembered as the worst champ
For sure it's Whittaker's fault Romero missed weight you absolute mongoloid
>zero title defenses
Conor tier.
Men shouldn't be jealous, that's a female trait.
doesn't matter virgin
Even if we count the 2nd Romero fight, Whitaker's "run" as champion has been hilariously non-eventful and forgettable.
The belt hasn't been on the line since July 2017. That makes him a gay champion and the division boring as fuck. Doesn't matter who's fault it is
CTgEnius
does brunson do anything other than run at you with his chin up
>hilariously non-eventful and forgettable
both those fights were great though
Bisping defended his belt Puke didn't and lost to bisping what don't you understand?
it does since his second defence became a non-title fight because of Roidmero when your entire argument was that he doesn't defend enough
My man never learns
My nigga he's been champ since goddamn July 2017 and has fought ONE guy.
>My man never learns
it might work against le weed decisionman though
It's incredible how often he does it. I actually like watching him fight now because I know he's just going to charge in and get his paycheck real quick.
>Bisping defended his belt
getting the piss beaten out of you by a near 50 year old man and non top 10 fighter does not count my guy
you have poor reading comprehension
the buck stops at the champ when it comes to title defenses
You can reasonably blame the champion any time a division is stopped up because there's no chance the belt will exchange hands
he's a peach of a munster of a beast of an elite level wrestler and occasionally heems people on accident
I don't know what that has to do with the fights being entertaining.
Still fail to see how he's a worse champ than Luke
>poor reading comprehension
>Title Defenses since July 2017 = 0
>but hey he was going to defend against Romero but Romero missed weight
>DOESN'T MATTER VIRGIN
still makes it one (not) title defense in almost a year
He lost to a fat retired WW after ducking the top contenders both times.
roger rabbit probably didn't age well
yoel ducks yet another fight
i think it's time to face the facts, he's just another bum
Which, once again, is Romero and UFC's fault then isn't it? Right back to square one with American education.
Either ways Gas/Adesanya vs Whittaker would be good
I get it that you're dickriding him because he shares your shithole corner of the world, but middleweight has literally been an irrelevant division since at least July 2018.
I like Whittaker but he isn't one of my favourites honestly, I'm more of a FW/LW guy.
And middleweight isn't really that irrelevant since Gas/Izzy will be a definite move forward
>American calling other countries shitholes
So he'll be like Whittaker after he loses to gastellum?
lmao
Explain to my why then that Australia doesn't run the civilized world?
this is the one
im surprised this got this many bites tbqh famalam
Better champ than Whittaker
What's the longest you boys have ever peed? I think I can break 60 seconds easy if I'm in the shower, probably 45 regular
remember when he handed the belt over to him like a beta?
Remember when Whittaker fought the champ for the belt? Nevermind... What about that title defe- Nevermind... Uh...
Is Henry Cejudo the greatest fighter of all time?
As far as I care, yes, yes he is.
based
*steals your phone*
>the virgin zero title defences
vs
>the chad defending the title against low ranking veterans
Whoever wins, we all lose.
Vasyl Lomachenko vs Anthony Crolla.
Bets?
kek based gooby
literally did nothing wrong, those people are animals
Literally stole a guy's phone, thats a thousand dollar worth of property, the pikey thief.
A unique picture or video of Goobs is worth hundreds of (You)s, he was right to protect that value
prime schaub would heem ngannou
>literally stole a guy's phone
ummmmmm sweaty? it's racist to assume that that nigerian nightmare is a phone thief
They haven't been together for years now
Max is physically and metaphorically a single father
MMA is the most nationalistic sport.
Should I listen to the Herb Dean JRE?
I am so utterly and totally certain that Gastelum beats Adesanya that it hurts
I'll post my bet if you will
I think Gastelum wins.
I haven't seen the odds.
He's a smart fighter. He avoids taking big shots. He's strong enough to have avoided getting wrestlefucked by Jacare and Weidman IIRC, which should put his wrestling above Izzy's.
As long as he can close the distance he can win. The reach difference is worrying though. Will be interesting to see how Gastelum handles it.
Nanaka just got her Indoor Skydiving Flight Certificate®
Is there anything she can't do?
Ahh, I love waking up to good news.
>Dat lightning quick phone snatch
Based coke leperchaun
There was a play in his country that was SHOCKING! SHOCKING! Well, as ahocking as that pic. And he
, being the conservative ass hat that he is, called for a ban of the play, and if memory serves kinda waid that "if they dont stop the play, someone should do something...". Something implying violence.
Memory is hazy. But Khabib does alot of this. Like when he advocated against rap concerts because they were immoral etc.
Great fighter, but an ass outside
yeah I liked it, my favorite Joe episode in a while
why did he do it to that particular guy though? there were lots of cameras around and plus he kind of swaggered up so it looks like he was putting on a show for them at first.
>first tony, then tj, then bj.
lads, i'll never recover.
>black ufc champions:3
>muslim ufc champions: 2
>white ufc champions: 0
Yes. Unless I forget some pride-era fighter
Danial Cormier is white.
But then again John Jones is a doublenigger, so I guess it evens out.
I think Gaethje stops Khabib
The last hope for my species
I think all the "Gaethje has amazing great top tier wrestling" memes need to end until we've seen him actually wrestle.
WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
Bigg Rigg wins the rematch
Blaydes wins the second rematch
I would heem everyone in this thread.
If you live at altitude its practically cheating
>mfw all the leafs here are mentally ill
It is already widely known that Joe and his Wife live this life style.
surely someone with notoriety will die within the next few weeks
Genuine questyion: Whats Holloway and Whittaker?
also thug Rose and Valentina if ya count wmma
part moari part white, for unlimited cardio and toughness
they're both Polynesian, (Whittaker's mixed)
>Holloway and Whittaker
Half white, half pacific islanders.
>Rose and Valentina
White.
Prime PED TJ flushes the BW division
>GSP, widely considered the greatest of all time
>Suddenly becomes "le fat retired welterweight XD" when he beats bisping
You hehters are truly SAD!
TJ will be vindicated I'm sure of it.
One thing I still don’t get...
Whittaker never beat a champ
Whittaker that’s never defended his interim belt
How is he an “undisputed” champ again?
I mean even bisping defended his belt at least once
the word "undisputed" adds a few thousand sales
For sure just hit him in the back of the head my guy
Let's all appreaciate undefeated (You)FC champion The Eagle. Smart Abdulas sprinkled us with some of that eastern wisdom, so that western boomers can finally learn that Fedor was a can, and embrace their new goat. After all, you can watch their ¬20 min highlights side to side and see for yourself. But highlight can be deceptive like shaitan, so let's look at undeniable facts. Mighty Khabib fought literal beasts, and not those roided to the gills cans:
>Kamal Shalorus, 0-1 with loss to mighty RDA
>Gleison Tibau, 6-6 with totally not gatekeeper results
>Thiago Tavares, 2-2 in "FW Bout"
>Abel Killa Trujillo, 5-4 another nongatekeeper beast
>Pat Healy, Bam Bam's mfers to 0-3 record
>RDA, legend and really makes you think what would bear wrestler do to those pitiful WW contenders if RDA survived 5 rds against them
>Darrell "1-2" Horcher, poor guy shouldn't count, will tell his grandchildren that he fought the greatest!
>Michael Johnson, sick striker with barely 2-3 against lighter opponents
>Edson Barboza, another sick striker who failed against goat but would destroy bums like gayche or weaker wrestlers like Lee!
>Al, proved later that Lee stood no chance against savage eagle!
>Gooby, embarassed hype job, only took so long because he was making a point and guess what, gooby haven't fought since and retired!
As you can see, khabib is so great that he breaks all his opponents spirits! He's mercifull to not lay wraith of terror on WW division, and let the fight it out for who is number 2. And if you don't believe that check the numbers again! The finest warrior God ever created:
>657 strikes, 0.5 knockouts
>52 takedowns, 3 submissions of world known wraslers Gooby, MJ & Shalorus
>Darrell "I have dayjob" Horcher tapped to his G'n'P! The guy is a rock, that's why khabib practices it in every video, to break guys like him. And only him!
So now that you've been enlightend, just "submit" to greatness, like all good goybdullas do.
fucking hell boys just read the posts from the rekt muzzie bong
fighting clean is for losers
is Chito /ourspic/?
Why does bisping have a story about getting into an fight at an airport every week?
He can be both my guy. It is both a huge achievement for GSP and a massive shame for Bisping for the fucking champion to get heemed by a returning retiree moving up a class.
bj is to matt hughes what ryan hall is to the train
Flushed Schaub could heem prime Ngannou
She’s not in the picture at all? Rare tbqh
dailymotion.com
In many ways TJ has never roided
>wake up to a thread full of schaubables
absolute peach
Kelvin ends the Adesanya meme
TJ Flushedashaw
Quite literally did not read one single pixel of this essay of a post
You know it
What a cheeky monkey. How can you not like him
Tyler Geoffrey Dilcher
...
Imagine getting flushed by a gay porn star
it was an early stoppage
Its staged
I don't care what you say, facts stay facts!
Who is the beastest beast dad in the UFC?
In many ways i flushed TJs career
Colby is going to gadoosh usmeme
Ben askren will win the 165 lb
So after this Dillashaw antics, I've learned a lot about "blood doping", for increasing cardio. You get like an instant 40% increase in cardio for a week when you do autologous blood doping. Do you think all fighters are doing this, or is this amazing magic being slept on?
When is CM Punk's next fight?
>Fatigue makes cowards of us all
George Patton said that, the greatest general ever.
Being able to guarantee you will not get tired in a fight is a massive mental advantage, and fighting is 99% mental.
You have never been in a fight
I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE THIS
AL HAM DU LI LAH
Sup /heem/, I realize the dating scene can be tough for a dry dick bum like you but just remember if you have a good sense of humor and work hard enough you can fuck aubrey marcus' life partner
Prettty sure that is a Brendan Schaub quote
t. virgin zoomer
He's doing commentary now
He'll do an ESPN card in the near future
Johny Hendricks won GSP. Judges were payed or something.
he beat GSP, he didnt won him spaz
So you're saying every fighter blood dopes?
The ones with good cardio do
Max will pop
Some form of it, yes.
Maybe not EPO specifically, that's just one process.
Shut the fuck up
The decision should have gone to Johny
Accept it retard
Am I literally the only person alive who is thinking with his apparent flagging for EPO that TJ Dillashaw may face some speculation that his career could possibly be somewhat tarnished?
> bisbing is the natty king
Durrr good cardio = cheating
woah....
i never look at it this way...
No one likes him anyways. Ufc will easily move on and find a move likeable person
Bisping is the only natty fighter ever
seems a bit harsh
early stoppage
Cope. Enjoy your double think goof
You're gonna have to explain your reasoning for this one
How do we save the UFC?
>Cope
T. Barry
I consider autologous blood doping natural. Why is it illegal to use your own blood to increase your red blood cell count and gain a massive increase in cardio? Every athlete should do it, you're not doing drugs or anything, youre just increasing your red blood cell count so you can go longer. It's not like taking HGH or EPO
pride rules
it was a bit sad actually, pickett specifically asked the ref before the fight not to stop it unless he was "completely fucking dead not moving" as it was his last fight
idis whaddidis.
Fighters who don't bring the action lose 50% of their purse
is dana white?
Ah yes, the Warren method
ufc is done,ratings and ppvs dropping since mcgregor lost against floyd
this appaled the casuals,now the buys are thinning out till wme loses their temper and sells the ufc to the fertittas for 3 million and the circle closes
Reminder that Edgar vs Maynard 2 is the night the UFC went to shit.
>mfw Gus was a can all along
Why is that
It started the instant rematch meme which cascaded into the interim and champ champ memes
The UFC "went to shit" on one of a few possible occasions:
>when USADA was introduced and half the stable went to shit
>when celebrity fighters like CM Punk or Brock Lesnar were allowed to fight (Brock ended up being good, but he was pushed too hard and given undeserved chances)
>when Conor McGregor got the belt, said "i'll be an active champion unlike aldo, i'll defend many times every year", and then never defended, and got a second belt undeservedly, and never defended that either
Overall I think the timeline where Pride got huge and took over would've been the superior timeline, and the sport wouldn't be cucked by USA congressmen to implement shitty rules, a mockery of an anti-doping system that ruined the spectacle while doing a terrible job of keeping the sport clean, and champs that never defend.
Instant rematch meme is retarded, because 90% of the time the result is the same. There should always be a fight to separate them.
I believe that every here could heem this man.
based
UFC was never good idiots
Am I literally the only person who couldn't give a fuck if a fighter uses peds
When did the UFC peak?
New episode of Ariel and the Bad Guy is legitimately funny and entertaining
You realize that he's like 6'5 250lbs right? You can meme about soibois or whatever, but he could literally bend you over his knee and spank you like a child.
*pulls gun*
Heh, nothing personnel, Luke.
he's coked up and acting erratic
Every here with the exception of you maybe, fucking pussy.
would low kick his ass into tapping to strikes
Because that was part of the show.
pump the jab shuffle step into an overhand right. good night puke
Lmao seethe harder, mental midget
Does he have any martial arts training? I'm 223 pounds and I'm a black belt in Judo and a purple belt in BJJ. I don't think he has a chance at all if he's untrained. I'm 5'7" and I've roll and do Randori with guys his height and weight all the time, unless they're trained they aren't any more difficult than any other untrained guy.
I forgot what it was but I believe he mentioned having trained in either JJ or wrestling, but not being an expert.
*enters thread*
FREEZE
THIS IS A HEEM-UP
HEY, YOU! GIVE ME A (YOU) RIGHT NOW OR ELSE THIS LADY GETS IT. DON'T MAKE ME DO IT MAN.
*waits for (You)*
>5'7
>223 lbs
jfc i thought i had a big frame for 5'7" at 180 lbs n like 20% BF
how are you not obese bro?
One eye on his opponent, the other on dat ass
DON'T MAKE ME DO IT, MAN
it's tawlf....
Muslim isn't a race nigger
khabib is a white Muslim hes a dominant undefeated champion you are lucky to have him
>20% BF
Aren't sumo wrestlers at 20% bf?
Yes, they literally aren't allowed to compete if they're over 36% bodyfat. A study on them found that the average sumo was about 25%. Byamba, who's 6'1" and over 350 pounds, is 11% bodyfat.
I'm the 5'7" guy at 223, I'm about 20% bodyfat. I move like I'm 180 but I'm over 220. It's awesome desu senpai
so what did assange piss hot for?
freedom
>Ecuador’s Interior Minister María Paula Romo says Julian Assange's asylum was revoked because there was sufficient evidence that he was meddling in Ecuador's internal affairs in an effort to destabilize the government.
>During former President Correa's government and while Patiño was chancellor, "they tolerated things like Assange putting feces on the embassy walls and other behaviors far from the minimum respect that a guest can have," said Romo.
Is it character assassination, or was the guy a weird weirdo?
Truth
Mic drop.
Telling the truth
race realism
US forgives Ecuador debt, gets Assange in return.
poo and EPO
gee, that's a tough one b
you know better
USA
Khabib is white. Look at the hue of his skin. He's probably whiter than most "white" people reading this. The only reason he doesn't look white to everyone is the Muhammad-style beard makes anybody look not white.
>is this amazing magic being slept on?
No, it's very well known. Especially in cycling and other endurance sports.
Did you hear when a fan shouted I love you bro to Dustin and Dustin said I love me to? That was hilarious.
Fucking prick Max is going to destroy him
pissed hot for revealing americoids' secrets. Usada bans you from being out of prison for it
distributing an edited video purposely trying to paint a US heli crew as murdering randos while claiming to be an impartial dispenser of leaks
genetically he's closer to other people of west asia than euros (which is what we mean by white) so kys
Lad his body probably synthesizes its own juice at this point
Imagine getting angry at a picture of your own towelfu
you need to engage heem
I made a Tyron thread on Yea Forums:
Get out of there TJ!
>Yea Forums
is this 2006
>Yea Forums
in many ways, it is
2015
2011
Fact of the week: The only way to beat another champion is to move up. They are all cocky and never take the fight seriously.
Isn't Overeem Dutch?
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We talmbout cte
We talmbout Peaches
It was von flue choke m8
Viewer 8,082 here, proud to be part of the
>streamable.com
theyr not wrong
i never saw a hillary supporter be a ufc fan/fighter
Dustin Poirier will shock the whurrl
dad is a english jamacian or sumffin
We are #YangGang now
I invented Gorilla Till.
i dont understand zoomer linguo
yang gang has to be some trap rapper? right?
like the 69 dude?
Fuck, poor Schaub.
Andrew Yang is a Taiwanese-American presidential candidate and Silicon Valley executive. He has been a vocal proponent of unionizing MMA.
oh im totally for that too
power to the fighters
fuck dana ashkenazi white
What would unionised MMA be like?
>YangGang
I would rather die.
you now remember Liz 'the Girlrilla' Carmouche
Like anything unionised: non-competitive, horribly inefficient and ripe with corruption.
gaychi looks toasted
Yeah
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You should move here now to get some Yangbucks. Don’t be bitter.
>le free money meme
>le corportatist cuck meme
Based
adrade is free money against rose.
you deserve to be poor if you don't bet your entire life savings on that fight.
New
new
Giving the government lots of money and power so that lobby groups can make exemptions for government subsided monopolies while little business get crushed by noncompetitive rules and regulations, genius. Getting paid what your work is actually worth is better than getting paid nothing because your job no longer exists because of your artificial minimum wage. Universal meme income is even more retarded for obvious reasons.
The medium citizen in "corporatist" capitalist countries is richer and has a higher standard of living than the medium citizen in your imagined communist utopia where everyone is equally poor (except the politicians and state sponsored sector cronies ofcourse). Capitalism works, communism doesn't. There is such an overwhelming amount of proof of this, you have to be a literal retard who doesn't understand basic math not to realize this.