/hoc/

What happened?!?!?!

Starting to think that regular-season matchup results aren't worth shit.

trips

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I don’t know why I thought we could win a game 1

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lol that dude singing at the stars game forgot to take his hat off while singing the national anthem

>rags south

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>the tied most winningest team EVER just lost to the CBJ in the playoffs
OH NO NO NO NO NO AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bobrovski stood on his fucking head and put the team on his back after the first
Columbus played a great 2nd and 3rd
Hopefully the Bolts pull their heads out of their asses

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>no game thread for dallass at perds

For someone who missed most of the Bolts / Teds game and last heard that Tampa was leading 3-0, how the FUCK did Columbus do it?

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>we
>i-i knew they'd lose it's all part of the plan guys i swear
fucking pathetic

CALL PETA

Tampa just didnt have possession in the 2nd and 3rd periods

Tampa Bay is in trouble.

checked

I could make one for them, but I kind of don't feel like it.

Man he was right

The Bolts took their foot off the gas and Columbus took advantage

>he doesn't know about the Lightning Game 1

HHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>most boring teams have a series
GARRY

I still don't know if she deserves to be that smug

Niggas about to get a pred-centric thread

>tranpa bay

god is real

The teds literally outskated and outplayed them for 40 minutes. It looked like the teams switched jerseys in the first intermission. Also Bob stopped shitting himself in fear every time the blots got it out of their own zone.

FATHERLAND KARELIAN DEVIL SAUNA AX WIFE 6-1 DETACHED HOUSE BOAT TAR PINE FINNISH SPONGE EAR MACHINE GUN BEAR LYNX WOLF SUEDE LIQUOR DUCK FOREST THANK YOU 39-45 VETERAN MANNERHEIM JUTI RILLAS SEPPO RÄTY MIKA HÄKKINEN HEART ATTACK DIABETES SATAN HANGOVER KALEVALA PANCAKES MASHED POTATOES WINTER WAR SIMO HILARIOUS FINNISH_CONCEPT PISTOL DEVIL FUCK SATAN VASCULAR DISEASE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE HEART ATTACK HOME ALCOHOLISM WINTER WAR FUCK DOG CELLAR CANCER SCOTCH YEAST INFECTION INCEST COUSIN REINDEER COUNTRYSIDE LAPLAND ARMY

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I'll worry if it looks bad next game

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I don’t even know who she is. I barely know who half of the anime girls I post are t b h

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is this the offical laugh at tranpa gay thread?

Going to go smoke some weed in celebration

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why are the blue jackets called Ted

Watching it right now and its gr8 hockey 2bqh

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>91982577
lurk more

>two irrelevant shitters nobody cares about
you're surprised?

torilla tavataan

There's a guy named Ted who lives in Akron, OH. He's a huge faggot. He was also the only notably thing about the franchise and/or the fanbase for many years, so there wasn't any other nickname to choose from.

are you implying they tried to lose?
if not, that means they TRIED to win against ted and DID NOT.
either way the blots are losers

extremely well done lad

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based
also
starwars is gay

>Comeback on the most winningest NBA team of all time down 3-1
>Comeback on the most winningest NHL team of all time down 3-0

Ummm, sweeties, try to keep up :)!

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How can I get a qt Colombus gf lads

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Getting complacent too early and giving up the momentum isn't "trying to lose"

They just never seem to do well on long rest

Nice, very nice

>Tranny Bay anime poster no where to be found
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>this is a qt to ted

i dont get the ted meme

OHNONONONONONONONOOONOOOOOONOOOOOOONOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOONO

>BL0TS

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Guys, I know it's fun to meme and all that but lets not forget that this Tampa team won 60 fucking games.

I'm reminded of another historic team that went into their first round match as the overwhelming favourite and lost the 1st game. You know what happened to that team? They ended up being swept. They were the 2002-03 Detroit Red Wings.

looks like a randomized altmer

Lolololololol what a bunch of losers. Fans and players alike. You think this team can do anything in the playoffs? BJs will win in 5 bc this team can’t ever show up when it matters. **** ass team with “stars” that bury their tiny heads in each other’s *******s when it comes to producing anything significant. You fans reap what you sow lol. Can’t wait to see a first round exit! Byeeeeee

if poolumbus manages to beat tampon they will most likely win the cup

are those some excuses i'm reading??? at least lose this one with dignity. Blots will still win the series...

>all these newfags and casuals asking about ted
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

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>comparing a single game to a series

Alright I want Ted to lose now

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I’m going to put that down to the long break - Bolts have consistently played poorly in the first game back this season.

Disappointing, but let’s see what happens next game, we’re just getting started.

To his credit, Bobrovsky switched on in the 2nd & 3rd.

what's wrong with her face?

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>Lazyman doesn't pick up playoff games
Why did I ever install this R*dd*t garbage

Dallas @ Nashville for fuck's sake

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based post

parallax

Where have all the trashville fans gone?

shes from ohio

nhl shut it down

>pointing out the flaws of the Bolts play in 1 game
>completely bailing and admitting defeat for the whole series
Calm your tits, son

i have to lay off from watching sports. I literally get angry and upset when my teams lose. Im being so grumpy to my GF right now

I’m right here actually and have posted 5 times in this thread. I don’t always post with images, since not every post is enhanced by self-identifying. In fact, most non-troll posts aren’t

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>Tampon Gay anime poster no where in sight

LMFAOOOOO

What's wrong with Ohio?

If Tampa doesn't obliterate Ted on Saturday, they are in deep shit. Even a close win won't be enough, Ted will have momentum.

They are carolina fans now

>Brayden Point
>0 (zero) points tonight
what the fuck is this guy's problem?

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Went up 3-0 and acted like the cup was already won. What a absolutely inexcusable loss.

Ted lives there

it's a state so boring it makes people want to leave the planet more than any other state in the union

i want a preds or stars vs canes final

No thank you.

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I don't think Cbj can keep up if Tampa plays their best but Tampa actually has to play their best, they totally turtled for most of the 2nd.

Really annoying thing about CBJ though is how they often just forecheck with one guy and when the 2nd/3rd guy comes in, they're slow to come in. This is obviously defensive Tortorella stuff that won't change but they'd have a better chance of winning this series if it does change and they forecheck harder imo. They didn't have to slow the game down to win it though which is a good sign for them.

Absolutely no push or drive in that third. Fucking joke of a game. We haven't lost once this season when up 3 goals and we decide to do it during game 1 of the playoffs. Hopefully this makes us realize for once that we need to play all 60 fucking minutes no matter what.

>Nashville paying Fabbro
based

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Instead of having anime girls, they have a guy named Ted. Also it's somehow worse than Michigan, more pretentious than Indiana, and has more shit cities than Illinois (even if none are quite as bad as Chicago). There's no mountains, no real hockey tradition, it doesn't snow much, and a lot of the people there are unattractive.

>we
>leaf
judas

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The series that saved hockey

He choked. Needs to have a big game 2.

I'm down.
>go preds
Fuck Bishop. Fucking trader Tampon Gay goalie.
>johansen gets a pass... tonight.

Bolts in 5

LETS GO PENGUINS

LETS GO PENGUINS

LETS GO PENGUINS

It’s a Redditpost friend

>PUNGS

This can be arranged.

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they lost. it's okay, just take a deep breath

Regular season doesn't mean shit now and you know it.

>BOLTS ANIMEPOSTER NOWHERE TO BE FOUND
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

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nassau fucking LIT

>PINGS!!!

Can't win every game

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>st-standings

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I always believed in ted

... no you didn't.

It’s very disappointing to see this happen. Yes the Lightning played very complacently after that first period, but they’ll wake up from this and realize they can’t just sweep their way to the cup.

They gave us a hell of a season and the playoffs are far from over; it’s only been the first game! This behavior from Bolts fans is unacceptable. Don’t let your emotions cloud your judgement. One bad game doesn’t define a series

>Islels winning
>Jests winning
>Jackets won
Best outcome
No one cares about Dallas/Trashville

Who's new york's REAL team?

Isles or Rangers?

whos ted

I didn’t think I’d be the one to contribute the gimmick that gets spammed when we lose but here we are
>stay scared m8
>u wil b
>standings

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We all know the answer to that

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Yankees

>Dickinson absolutely leveled
Oh shit

>No one cares about Dallas/Trashville
that's not true. there are a handful of toothless hicks that care

Reminder that Tampa falls apart when meanie teams hit them. It happened with the craps last year and now it's happening with Ted

If teds can beat tampon, >we can beat vegas

Based karate kid

>What I expected
Lightning-Ted being the worst game. Blues-Jets being the best game

>What we got
Lightning-Ted and Penguins-Isles best game. Blues-Jets being a snoozer

I’ve been seething about how soft Johnson has looked for a while now. I’m really glad he’s finally off the first line.

long island isn't new york

based Ralph Macchio is there

New York's real team folded in 1942.

>Blues-Jets being a snoozer
>HURR DURR GAME ONLY ENTERTAINING WHEN BIG NUMBER GOALS DURRRR

For anyone saying "who cares, its just a word": I'm one of the people this affects. This word was used towards me growing up, and made me not want to play sports. It was used when I got punched in the back of the head. Did Rielly intend for it to be hurtful in that way? Maybe not, but intent doesn't matter when that slur can bring a flood of panic and memories back. How the NHL handles this is extremely important to me, and this rather prompt response is somewhat promising.

edit: I also wanted to add, theres a chance he wasnt the one who said it, but my point still stands and I hope if it was a player who said it, that they're held accountable.

the lightning seething on red*t is getting outta hand

I'm not even sure about that. Nobody from either team even made a gamethread. I had to step up and make one 25 minutes after the fucking start time for the game.

blues-jets will go to 3OT

You'll care and they raise a fourth banner

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And what are you doing on Reddit hmmmmm

Post the salt

>toothless hicks
>access to the internet

Just another Vasilevskiy Redemption Arc lads haha

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*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I guess stamchoke isnt waiting for Game 7 to choke

he is talbot-tier without that team in front of him

Kek I remember punching that faggot in the head shit was so cash

might be sarcasm

>tampa

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youtu.be/92T5DBT0Brs

Is this rule still in place

what happened to the hocmemedatabase?
i need hoc memes my HDD shit itself and i had to get a new one

>ISLELS

ohnononno

reminder that tampon gay are soft as tissue paper and mentally weak

wtf iles

>ISLANDS

That's sexual harassment

>DEFENSE chant

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I also don't get the ted meme

unironically
>sabres

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but the dog winked and liked it

>DE-FENSE
>DE-FENSE
>DE-FENSE
>DE-FENSE

IT WAS 3-0

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If Tampa and the Laffs lose will the twinkteam fad finally end?

Feeling preeeeety good being a lottery team right now hbu

Come to Montreal

tampa bay more like fistfucked by the teds

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>SB Nation

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oh shit

HOLY FUCK BAILEY

>3 goal lead meme

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THE FUCKING POST REEEE

>blost

yes playoff overtime, give me more

No game thread?

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time for overtime

sharks/knights gamethread here

Fuck you faggot

Fuck off pittsburgh

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Make one

OK. Let's clear this up.

Ted, originally known as "ted from Akron" appeared in a penguins vs jackets game thread like, 2 or 3 years back. Ted pretty much was defending the jackets for reasons to spite admittedly being a penguins fan, but no one cares about that part. More or less, he was identified as being a newfag Yea Forums user in general, and got made fun of for it of course. Ted went full seething. It was funny.

Later, someone impersonating Ted from Akron started posting pictures of his cock and memed on about vodka and such. The fake Ted, his penis, and alcoholism lead to a joke that "Ted" likely died of liver failure.

A short time ago, really the last half of this season, various namefags or probably just one or two people honestly, started filling in Ted-related things in the name field. There are now various numbered Teds, and others that are now part of the so-called "Ted Collective" which is actually probably 3 guys in a shit house on OSU campus that get drunk and whack each other off and watch the poo jackets when not drinking cheap vodka and watching free porn. At least that's what I do and fuck no I'm not ashamed about it.

Go Teds.

unironically I went to OSU. love the Ted meme

>tfw betted on Tampa

What the hell was I thinking. KYS Publix eaters

>probably just one or two people honestly
>the so-called "Ted Collective" which is actually probably 3 guys in a shit house on OSU campus
Do you think that no one ever funposts?

you're so right, the series is decided in the first game

TORTS TRIPS

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>mad at the Ted Collective

This is all wrong. It's some dude from Columbus that got extremely butthurt about Pittsburgh being superior in every way in a meaningless gamethread several years ago and eventually sperged out (might even be (You)), and fun times were had by all but ted

ted is a fat moron from akron ohio that loves weed and posting pictures of his cock and his bong

he is a blue jackets fan and it is now a meme to call the jackets the teds and all of their fans as teds

people choose ted names for jackets games in the playoffs because its fun

you're an idiot. those odds were garbage.

Imagine being mad

Not for a team that should easily win.

>playoff hockey bets
risky business

>betting on the favorite
retard

that was second ted. I remember that thread too. It was also glorious.

ted isn't a person, it's an idea. it's a way of life

They are obviously a paper tiger. I wouldn't bet on them at +500

stopped watching perds/stras for pongs/islels OT, about to come on again

gib overtime

>Preds Stars thread dead
>Penguins Isles thread dead
>Jets Blues thread a ghost town
Nice fucking "sport" you got there, hoc

posting in /hoc/ general more boring

>that was second ted
>Ted just keeps getting reincarnated over and over until, finally, he was reincarnated inside all of us
>Ted now lives on inside our hearts, not unlike Jesus Christ

Fuck you. Tonight belongs to our ded homie Ted.

game threads are gay

>IT WAS 3-0

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Tampa is in trouble, change my mind.

>not unlike Jesus Christ

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>and watching free porn
are you seriously implying there's an alternative?

Ted, if you're really here... way to stick with >our team

Top seed doesn't lose in 1st round. Or at least they haven't until these Tampa retards are blowing it.

based and tedpilled

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Ever since /hoc/ tried to become the most shitposting no effort offtopic general on Yea Forums, it's been full of leeches who refuse to actual make threads or post in ones where you can't waste anyone's time.

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GO I SLES
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I
S
L
E
S

3 on 3?
OOH AH AH AH AH

>Hellecuck
Oh no

>IT WAS 1-0

but
her
face
:/

you're wrong................................................. retard

>yfw it's a Teds / 'Canes ecf

Ted killed himself and is in hell
S

>YETS
>SAM
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>SAM

>past results
>indicative of future results
idiot

This isnt NBA faggit, it happens more than you think

yes, and?

Just here to watch some Sharks tbqhwya

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it's between periods you mong

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>that zoomer who doesn't remember the 2012 cantpucks, 2010 crapitals, 2009 shorks, etc

>three examples in a decade

so you shoulda bet on a team with good odds that isnt shit

Yes! Go bluuuuueeessss

Who are the Ted's of the west? Sharks? Half of them kinda look homeless and that kinda fits in.

Yeah that’s not a goal

>Jests
Oof

Can't wait for Winnipeg's dumb fans to blame this game on Hellebuyck when Winnipeg has probably literally spent 30 seconds in the Blues zone this entire period.

nice meme league you got

LOLOLOLOLOL

JEST

>top seed doesn't lose in the first round
>3 times in the last 10
sasuga user

god theses intermissions take forever

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if this game was in vegas the puck wouldn't be dropping for another 30 mins

why are you feeding into his ignorance?

>the last 10
20, user. there are two 1 seeds every year

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Holy based mike ditka

Imagine betting on teams based on playoff seeding.
You might as well just burn your money.

>SAM

2017 blackhawks, 2002 bruins, 2006 red wings, 2000 blues

BIG BINN COMING IN CLUTCH

IT'S NOT FAIR!!!! THE DUCKS SHOULD BE IN THIS PLAYOFF!!!!

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Jets won't win more than 2 games in this series.

GGs Bluesfags, beat the Preds in the second round will ya?

>Binnington

lmaoing rn at that soiboi shorks reporter rn

>PONGS
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Oh no this is not at all on hellebuyck he played unreal same old jets this year cant close out a game with a lead in the third to save their lives

t.

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>pongs

>PONGS

today could not have gone any better

WINNINGTON

BARZAL
BAILEY
>PINGS

>J3ST
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHA

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LMAOing at yinzer scum

>Pongs

>it's offside goyim

1 seed meaning overall, ie the president's trophy winner

steve miller is a linesman

EAT
SHIT
PITTSBURGH

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Letang can't puck

OY VEY CAN'T LET PITTSBURGH WIN

So help me God, if the goal is overturned

Letang blows another one

>blots
>pongs

HAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHA

>Pengs lose in OT
>the Teds

wtf these ploffs are curayzee already

good goal

barzal is unreal holy shit what a play

Livid. Absolute. Fuck niggers.

1 seed meaning 1 seed, ie 1 seed

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then say "President's Trophy Winning Teams"

He is a playmaker and a damn fine one at that

I-I'm still e-elite

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>The lightning did not lose a game while leading by 3 goals this regular season
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLOTS

SO MANY FUCKING UPSETS TODAY!!!

Going to the Baby Pengs/Bridgeport game on Saturday
Can't wait for the animosity between the fanbases
Fuck the Pengs btw

>P O N G S

YES
YES
YES
YES
YES

>pongs
>blots
>jest

just need predditors and shorks to lose and its perfect lads

>0-2 so far with my bracket

I'm not gonna win those socks am I?

>tfw all the good guys have won so far

This truly is the coolest game on ice

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>leltang
>norris candidate
why do the pongs stick with this frog faggot? they won a cup without him,

God damn BASED and TEDPILLED

I'm thinking a St. Louis vs Columbus final.

Islanders are ELITE

ELITE
L
I
T
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lol? there was only one.

>SHITTSBURG PONGZ

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Will be chilling in the team board bunker on hfboards. Enjoy >bl0ts posting. >we deserve it

>stick handle while standing still
>get crosschecked
>puck pops loose to teammate who puts it in
yea great "playmaking"

still wouldn't score lol #owned

>Will be chilling in the team board bunker on hfboards

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It would have been an upset if the Jets actually won. They rode a good first half of the season but have been below .500 most of the year.

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What a great first day
Won't kms until tomorrow at least

>very impressive shot... HOWEVER

>yfw the isles beat the pengs in 5

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BOILING

>wienerpeg jest
>good
hmm yeah
i think i have no choice but to pick one, and ONLY one

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Blues, BJs, Isles

go to bed, half

God, I hope so
>No chance at Stanley OR Calder Cup

Didn't he have a stroke?

>BL0TS

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The Jets shouldn't even be in the playoffs. How is that an upset?

he fucked them last year against the caps too.

nope i don't have a dog in this fight. just pointing out that on that play he didn't do anything spectacular except get knocked over

Isles are higher seed than the Penguins

Sharks vs Golden Knights Game Thread

Based quarter

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>Isles seeded higher
>Blues are hot while the Jets have stagnated
not upsets

Heddy was outright bad tonight, hopefully thats just rust because 25+ minutes of shit is alot of shit. Rutta didnt look great either but understandable. I'd rather have Coburn tho.

Was Cally a healthy scratch? No fucking way we should haven Cally in the press box and have Erne getting 9 minutes. Fuck. That. Free mother fucking Cally. Let's get out there and take some scalps next game, starting with that motherfucker trying to take out Kuchs ankle.

Bolts in 5. Let's take it back and burn Columbus to the ground.

>Ann Coulter@AnnCoulter
>Yay!!!!!!! Islanders win! #StanleyCup

you might be thinking of when Dupois had to retire because of blood clots

Based hockey god Lehner

>didn't even check the catalog

Shut the fuck up enfield

Worst ice I’ve ever seen in that isles game

Based barren womb

>Break your 103 game streak of never losing when leading after 2

I've heard their procent is very low. Can someone confirm this?

You clearly did not watch the game
Hedman made some insanely good plays, it wasn’t Hedman who sucked
It was stamkos and kucherov who decided not to come back in their own zone and play defense

Which teams are reddit?

>Bloos, Teds and BJs all win
Are we getting meme playoffs this year?

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Yours

THE BOARDS ARE ABSOLUTE TRASH ALSO

Well reddit I thought erne added good physical presence on the fourth line

every team except my team

all of them honestly. hockey in general is reddit.

Team Reddit:
East
>Bolts, Leafs, Canes, Penguins
West
>Flames, Knights, Predators, Jets

gotta play defense

>not even on the front page

And they won’t, because they can’t

Nah it was him too
nhl.com/news/penguins-letang-recovering-from-stroke/c-704165

what is procent?

Had some screw ups and got spun around on that goal where the guy solo'd >us. He was good in that he is a dman good enough to be a presence and carry the puck deep into the offensive zone

>falling for obvious redditposts

come the fuck on, guys

That’s the barn nigga. Enjoy what it is

That was years ago

>quarter is 100% so far

probably one of the worst performances by a defensive corps that I've seen from the pongs tonight.

well that won't be very helpful

Pro sense

>Which rink has the best ice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 28.0%
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 21.7%
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 6.6%
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 6.0%
Scotiabank Saddledome (Calgary) - 6.0%

>Which rink has the worst ice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8%
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7%
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7%
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6%
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9%
Shenzhen China - 0.1%

vocaroo.com/i/s1p3ueVKSNYE

>burns pokechecks, get his stick on the puck
>pokes the puck right back to the vegas forward

why is he so shit?

So you didn't watch the playoffs last year?

he's a forward

TONIGHT
WE DINE IN AKRON

Does anyone even think the Sharks have a chance against the Knights?

Applebee’s?

I’m in

taking a big [team you don't like] right now, lads

Jones didn't allow a goal in the first 5 minutes so they're winning the cup, place bets

as some user said above they looked exactly like they did against Washington. turnovers, can't make a breakout pass, icing after icing. just bad. what's it mean erik gudbranson looked the best out of all of them?

sharks are losing in the scf

for me, its an arena-wide "BULL-SHIT" chant and not "REFS YOU SUCK"

love me some Swenson's

Sad!

Did you guys see texier tonight? He was all over the ice, making big hits and skating fast, Almost had a goal

>Reddit
Avalanche
Blues
Bruins
Capitals
Flames
Golden Knights
Hurricanes
Islanders
Lightning
Maple Leafs
Penguins
Predators
Sharks
Stars

>Not Reddit
Blue Jackets

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That's a big pong user, don't forget to bidet.

twitter.com/BlueJacketsNHL/status/1116173523788001280
lel

A chance? Sure. If they can get anywhere close to where they should be on paper, they're quite capable of taking on the Pregame Shows. If the Knights aren't consistent, and Karlsson actually plays like a top-2 guy and isn't hurt, there is a chance. But I still think this series is Vegas' to lose. They've looked more settled since the Stone trade, and if Fleury holds up, they're golden.

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Torts is truly our coach

NOOOOOOOO SOMEONE SAVE MATT MURRAY

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everyone except the blues

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The goalie in St. Louis did pretty good I fink

>Blosers
>Not Reddit
"Sure"

>user I am so happy my Blues won the game!

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i really like the hand clap like a sharks jaw that fans do at SAP center

I just fucking hate watching games in the Bridgestone arena too much fucking yellow shit looks stupid

>only the good guys have won tonight

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who the hell is watching Stors vs Predditors?

Me

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hicks and hillbillies
>so me basically

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Me but I just realized I just realized how silly that is

I would but I need sleep.

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Do Blues fans exist in /hoc/?

Pavelski scores with his face
>shorks

have shorks knights on a stream and preds on tv desu

Is it too early to say we have ourselves a meme playoffs?

only when they're playing the Jest.
>Palveski's face scored.

SHORKS SHORKS SHORSK!

pavelski tipped the shot in with his teeth intentionally.

>ted
>good
>ever

>let's go syyy-lllll---ab-llles

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Just stubbed my toe. Definitely hurts more than that shot Pavelski took.

>Leaf flags no where to be found

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for me, it's the sharks

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>it's another shorks meme themselves deep into the playoffs episode
GARRY

>laffs

reminder that the teds beat the craps in the first two games last year.

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This

*clap clap clapclapclap*

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Id sing along

kek i need a webm on that asian dude behind the san jose bench

*loses to the teds for the first time ever*

Id howl if that happens

BASED

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does anyone unironically think the teds can make it out of the first round

>Stretching out a one syllable word to multiple syllables to fit in with a chant

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I didn't at first, but I think they can now

I do, and I believe in the leafs beating boston. Its the playoffs, anything can happen

fingol rising

Evening. Blues will win the Stanley Cup this year.

making some anime edits

Sad!

Who's going to chimp out first? SHarks or Knights?

This game is exciting! They want to kill each other so badly for some reason.

>"let's go shaa- aarks
truly is the poorest of form

Leafs will literally never beat Bombston. It is written in stone. It is decreed by God himself.

Can you make some isles ones for me because I have absolutely no idea how to use GIMP

>sh a ______________eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrqqqquees>

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laine probably going to head straight home and reward himself a new fortnite skin now

Blues jackets SCF is a Gary wet dream

t. newfig

>Columbus being a big enough hockey market to justify Gary rigging it in their favor

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Can you please kill yourself instead

will the goose get loose?

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the only good weeb is a dead weeb

Why do people wear sweaters of a team that's not even playing?

>mad
>at animated pictures

To justify a 200+ shekel purchase

I DONT WANT TO WORK
I JUST WANNA TOKE ON MY BONG ALL DAY

a team a player that on their team was on before, or just to flaunt their collection, like shannon

>pavelski ded after scoring with his face
>meier ded after btfoing himself
>still getting utterly outplayed by the shorks
I wish I was dead lads.

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Maybe they are a little chilly

for a player that's playing maybe. otherwise "oh I never wear it huh huh might as well huh"

>underestimating truculence
they probably won't but the blots are perennial chokers who have been coasting. had trouble against washington last year for similar reasons so a torts shithouse team can do it if they play clean enough and bob doesn't shit himself

Knights deserve what will happen to them

thanks for the galactic expanding brain level word

yes fren

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I legit can't remember a single moment from the Finals last year.

Granted I was smoking a lot of weed back then, but really, does anyone else have the same feeling?

pretty great 1st night of the ploffs, lads. Its really helping the creative processes on some of these posts I plan to unleash throughout the coming days.

based and blue(s)pilled

FUCK TORONTO

No, those of us who aren't pot-addled degenerates probably have clearer memories and can thus remember events like Holtby's dramatic save on Tuch.

No, it's your early onset dementia from your abuse of illegal narcotics
Kill yourself, stoner

It was very forgettable actually

no

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I was on vacation the entire time but saw the last game. the capitals are a legitimately boring team that just forces everyone outside and the knights looked they they had given up

how could you forget chad burakovsky applauding those titties

that save was incredible

Legit thought that Tampa won the finals last year?

wow I gotta get my fukkin head checked

2bh i had more fun watching the 1st few rounds like the Avs storming back with like 1 minute left in the 3rd against the perds

>Abuse drugs
>Get a memory worse than my grandmothers
Loving every laugh

To be fair, I don't follow hockey and didn't watch a single game.

For sure I have brainholes but it's also hockey's fault too

ice
good night /hoc/

cut down on the ganja m8

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shorks 2bqhwy lads

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>I don't follow hockey and didn't watch a single game.
>Didn't watch finals or follow hockey at all
>wtf why can't I remember the finals
You really need to stop smoking pot, Jesus Christ

>good night /hoc/

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its grampa bay

Only when they're in the playoffs

Leafs Elimination Day part 1 tomorrow

I live in Toronto

As a life long DingDongs fan, I know you can kill the regular season and take the greasy shit of all s hits in the playoffs and have the year be a black hole in your memory...

Why does that matter

>all the good guys are winning
feels good man

dude weed lmao

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*2005-2006 red wings

the jackets are the oilers. They will meme their way to beat this overrated tampa team

They actually matched the 95-96 Wings 62 game record. That year they lost to the Avs in round 2.
Regular season doesn't matter.

>shorks sacrificed both Kane's and Karlsson's offsprings

Is the cup that important?

WE DEM BOYZ right in the middle of it

*round 3, which was in 6 games. then again, the avalanche were a godly fucking team

You know it's a long series. Just want to take it one game at a time you know. Obviously if we win one in their house we got two in ours all even so you just have to keep working you know keep playing the right way.

Not based

>Thinking you can steal my post from the gamethread for you own (You)s because mine didn't get any
I noticed, shitlips

>every game going exactly how I wanted today

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Never said it did, dude

smack my bitch up

laughing at you guys for replying to these reddit posts hahaha

After they got Roy they were easily the most stacked team in the west.
If the Habs had been smarter the Wings would probably have won 5 era cups and not 3.

no suck thing as a sure thing

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come on dallas

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You really need to stop using drugs

Who said I used drugs? tf?

gonna go smoke some marijuana on my back porch desu

you did

>PHANTOM CALLS

>perds

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gary pulling the knights again this year

BEARD MAN

based dude, might do the same

nah dude

>3 on 3 in the ploffs

GARRRRY!

Can we all agree the jets are a bigger collective of the league?

BOOOO-UUURRRNNNNSSS!!!

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>vegASS

>P E R D S

>E

>R

>D

>S

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Shut up Sam

...

did i miss the part where they cut the shark in half

>Post magnets and penalties
>STILL can't win
VEGAS SUCKS
/OURYEAR/

>V3GASS BTFO

>fleury

>Finnish goaltending

...

it's time to cancel Las Vegas

relegate them now

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>vags

is gimp better than PS for making them?

garys already on the phone to get vegas back in the series

laughing SO HARD ploff fleury

so this... is the power... of playoff fleury...

not so fast...

NOT SO FAST SHORKS

fuck this lazy ass faggot vegas team go suck a fucking dick fleury

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trashville absolutely dabbed on

the secret is that my team isn't in the ploffs so i can make fun of 16 other teams and be immune from criticism : ^)

Why is the Pacific Rivalries the best rivalries? It doesnt' even matter who you put in there.

>Sharks Vegas Kings Ducks Flames Oilers

Now if only Phoenix and Canucks actually start something.

wtf make a new thread already

it was 3-0

>dat embellishment holy shit

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So I think we can agree the best games so far are

CBJ vs TB >> NYI vs PIT >>>> DAL vs NSH > SJ vs VGK

"Mark Stone. Yes. Eliminate."

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canucks kings used to be big enemies but since they sucked this year they kinda ignored it and focused on internal problems

pk always was money in the ploffs

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fuck you man

no, U

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>Liking Philthy Knigger Subban

...

you missed a game

remember when the flames and canucks started the game with a line brawl a few years ago, and Torts went and yelled at the flames dressing room. wish that had really started something

Oh yea the 2010 and 2012 stuff. That was fun too.

Pacific games are always fun because they have so many ways to chimp out. And the fans chimp out there too.

What even is today?

based shorks fan behind the benches with a #69 shorks jersey

Agree

Calling that gay fucking team “bolts” to making them sound cool kek

Rangers, Islanders get out cheered in their own barn every time
The rangers play there.

It wishes though