Official Mariners @ Royals Gamethread

DOZIER DONG

dozed

>letting speed man on base
ishygddt

gore got a hell of a jump as if he even needed it

that is what speed do

kuntz says bubba is the best defensive outfielder he's ever seen since a young ken griffey jr. i just wanna see bubba galloping around the outfield chasing flyballs

fillmyer takes way too fucking long to throw a pitch pls dfa this guy rn

damn, if only he didn't grab that.

VOGELFAT incoming

wow, robbed

holy shit gore

come on vogelfat

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Unlucky again

>2 runs in a 0 hit inning
>wouldve only been 1 if fillmyer didnt spike a pitch

This ump is a fucking prick, not giving Kikuchi anything close

GOT EM

sit down you fucker

dang

he fucking crushed that thing

I doubt Kikuchi throws that meatball if the ump correctly called strikes.

GOD DAMN IT MONDI ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS NOT TRY TO STEAL 3RD AND ITS A DOUBLE DONG

hip hip Jorge!

which makes Kik have to throw in the middle of the plate which then means of course the batter is gonna light him up for a home run

It's bullshit. The EXACT same thing happened in his last start.

Are these umps racist or something? I'm seriously beginning to wonder.

there was nobody on base if he still wants to throw bp to the strongest motherfucker on the team then he is just retarded

Ry-on-base HEALY

bring them home boys

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DEE

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MALLEX

wtf kinda throw was that gore

Tell me for real Marinersfags are you guys actually that good or have you just not faced any real pitching yet?

Many players are rapidly overachieving, which is masking the terrible infield defense and anemic bullpen. I imagine an offensive slump with hit in June and tank the M's record in a big way.

Until then though, DINGERS

Get fucked ump

Kikuchi wasn't geting that exact call

your catcher flops his glove around too much

If we can manhandle the astros coming up then I will say yes.

Nice call on the pinch hit Servais you bum

This is fun. We like to have fun here.

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fouled into the dick tip nice one

True.

I miss Zuni's framing, but not his hitting (what's he at this year .085 BA?)

why would i know a former mariners catcher batting average

it was .069 yesterday

ruff inning

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We're due some dingers tbqh

i see you are not a student of the game

Kikuchi working fast

>dan uggla
that's a name I haven't heard in a while

Where’d we get Kicuchi from again?

Kikuchi looks really good when he gets into his groove

Japan dummy

i dont not give a single fuck about any team outside of kc

smith!

Just got home lads. Fuck this rain.

DINGERS, DINGERS, AND MORE DINGERS

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fuck this ump

That’s racist.

Festa.

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pls score runs

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you can't do that, Mallex

inb4 gore steals home

TRIPS

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Oh what a surprise a borderline pitch going against the Mariners yet again

2 run error from the ump

BUNTU

A BUNT TO SET THE RECORD AND TIE THE GAME MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

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Impressive hit streak. Awesome hitter.

Now shut the royals down. M's need to keep winning.

Whose faster royals gore? Or frank in his prime on the 49ers gore?

ONE BUNT WHUNT

ROBOT UMPS WHEN

i dont think frank gore was ever considered a fast running back

It was such a brass balls move

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I think Whit might have been safe

NFL Pro Bowl running back, future HOFer
>wasn’t considered fast

i didnt say he wasnt considered fast. i said he wasnt considered a fast running back and when you are comparing him to terrance gore who has trackstar speed, you are gonna need a fast running back

Seeing their defence compared to ours makes my want to kms

hi mariners can you please stop playing the fat fuck monster i hate looking at it

>4.58s 40 yard dash

Frank Gore wasn't especially fast though

convince your coach that porn is ok and we will.

rex keeps calling the whit bunt a drag bunt but i thought that was only when lefties bunted down the first base line

It’s okay, I gotchu. All love , and go M’s! Haha. It’s just really easy for me to think of Frank Gore and Al Gore for that matter whenever I hear “Gore” as a last name.. being silly here, didn’t wanna offend lol.

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that was the gm not the coach.

Dubs and Healy dong

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no

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not as long as he does this

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I'll help you senpai

>250

bullshit, he's at least 280.

>250lb
he is 280 minimum after a long fat shit

WHERE ARE THE MARINERS DINGERS

YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE DINGERS

Thicc

rosscup is NOT a real name

HOW FUCKING MANY ARE YOU GONNA LET THROUGH

More like rosssuck

holy shit mariners how is it possible to find so many shitty defenders?

How do I into defense

This Mariners defense is worse than some little league bullshit

>woke up from my nap to watch the Ms blow it
not cool desu

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its too late for naps

Fuck this team. I'm tired of losing all the time

fucking soler missing an 85 mph nothing ball. same thing happened to a mariners guy yesterday

yeah I wasn't expecting the mariners to lose so many games this early into the season

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ive been up for almost 30 hours

SSSSSSSSSWARZAK

Got em

>Chriso Wings

Alright let's get the lead

i am not convinced that chris owings is a major league baseball player

>Brad Boxberger

the Royals have some cool names desu

when you can bring in a guy with an 8.31 ERA into a tie game in the 9th against the top of the order you fucking do it

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Digits and Hanibomb

Mariners cannot win if this goes into extras. We have no bullpen

>we

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Swarzak

Why

THERE'S THE FUCKING DINGER BOYS

based leadoff hitter watching a flat fastball cross the plate for strike 3

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MOTHERFUCKING HANIGER THE HANIGOAT
14 STRAIGHT W/HOMERUNS

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ayy 42 it is

HAMMERIN' HANIGER

HAHAHAHAHA

WHO ELSE BUT HANIGER??

work and making bread then game. HANIGOAT

wait, is this ump CB Bucknor? that would explain the shit calls

TY BASED HANIGOAT

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hoping for a 160 game losing streak tbqhwy bros

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Are you ready for the fairy tale to end, Memeiners? Fucking joke feasting on garbage teams like the Royals

M'S

Go to bed Justin Verlander!

Sorry you lost 8 times in a row.

it's just game, why u heff to be mad?

I'll fight every nigger in here. Except santana, that nigger is huge

Alright boys, shut em down

LETS GO ELIAS I BELIEVE IN YOU

put the drugs away

Well said Dad.

>Elias is your closer

Lol. Just here for the implos

>1 run lead in the 9th

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two more

They better pinch hit for Gore that nigger can't hit a fucking beach ball

1 MORE OUT

ONE MORE!

praying for a gore inside the parker

Hanigoat, Vogelfat, Edwing

Are they dare I say it playoff bound, lads?

Welp

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pls

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Gore got a fucking hit. that nigger is gonna steal home if you blink once

MARINERS WIN!!!

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PITCH TO WHIT PUSSIES

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nice try

DOUBLE STEAL BOIS

>NO THROW
KYS

kys faggot

Does Narvaez leave his front door unlocked?

He lets anyone steal from him ffs

Just one more strike

Pleeeeeeeease

This is high comedy.

what the fuck was that Elias, an eephus?

STOP LETTING THEM THROUGH YOU FUCK

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You can do this Elias

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MONDI

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Bullshit

WINS FOR THE WINS GOD

10 games over .500, 14 games into the season. Feels GREAT

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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GG

MARINERS WIN

WE 12-2 NOW

Well don't you look stupid.

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tripfags and losing

name a more iconic duo

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us 12 wins

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GOD DAMMIT FUCK

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YES

OH FUCKS YES

Crawl back into your caves royals

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redditor anons and not knowing how to filter a trip

>goyals

Kikuchi will never win.

SEETHING

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