>Tonight: Santos(0)-(3)Tigres 7pm
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>Tomorrow: Kansas City (0)-(5) Monterrey
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All CONCACAF flags welcome.
>Tonight: Santos(0)-(3)Tigres 7pm
sports.yahoo.com
>Tomorrow: Kansas City (0)-(5) Monterrey
sports.yahoo.com
All CONCACAF flags welcome.
Should I bet on under 2.5 goals in today's match?
Reminder Beisbol is the superior sport.
*blocks your beisbol*
I think we'll see more than 3 goals in this game, Santos has literallt nothing else to fight for.
>go to taqueria
>they sell me some agua de pepino
>drink some
>it's just fucking lemonade with some crushed pepino in there
Well it's no tepache but it was alright.
>that jealous fat bitch
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Is scotiabank good?
>Is scotiabank good?
Mejor que la panocha apestosa.
KEK this greencrush aguas frescas are good, my sister wants me to bring this idea to Mexico, probably gonna do it this summer.
SANTOS_vs_TIGRES
SANTOS_vs_TIGRES
SANTOS_vs_TIGRES
>greencrush aguas frescas
That shit will probably be popular with all the soýboys.
>Santos playing all-white
Is this a kabbalah thing or just the heat?
Me la voy a jalar.
>all these qt's hermosas that I'll never have sex with
It doesn't feel bad man, it feels awful. Like my soul is empty
I know, we want to use pic related instead regular cups, already did numbers, and we can make 20liters of any water with like 8-10dlls, then win about 30dlls.
>llantos
You can do it m8
EL RANCHO POLVORIENTO DE TIERRON
>another offside
Fuck this shit, this is just too blatant.
Alright I can go to the gym now this Santos is more dead than chava reyes.
>negrito Valencia
Sounds good, you just need a really good piecenof land to start.
Yeah, sister has a birria restaurant kek and a big place to put the stand outside, did the logo already... I don't know why I'm telling you this, if this shit gets popular i'll be doxxed in the future :^)
>Valencia ded
As long as Gignac is ready for the final, they can choke properly against Monterrey lol
I'll take a quick shower then
>My Little Soccer's Sporting Kansas City looks to bounce back from a not-so-shocking 5-0 defeat in Monterrey
Heh. Funes Mori had better fucking score though, I can't believe he didn't even get one goal last game
>if this shit gets popular i'll be doxxed in the future
Nah, we don't give enough of a fuck to doxx anyone, well except for that one guy that keeps trying to doxx huebro.
>avengers year
>llantos won't win shit
Looks like we truly are in the endgame now bros.
Reminder than Santos gave up when selling D'Janniny
Tigres gonna choke vs Monterrey, this is an international tournament anyways.
Yeah, ugly rosties always mirin.
>that fat dude with the luchador mask
KEK, typical norteños
>2-2
VAMOS!!!!
>yahoo commentator says llantos has given up
>they score right after
KEK
Se viene la remontada.
>Se viene la remontada.
Doubt.
OH SHIT OH FUCK
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/ooo
>fireworks when you score
Yikes, that's some MLSoý tier shit right there.
IT'S HABBENING
we live in a concashit
why is salcedo so low iq broes
clear benulty
>tigays shooting themselves in the foot
KEK
>clear benulty
He didn't even touch him tho.
nice air-tackle there
COPAMX GRAND FINAL
what a game
based
>i didn't watch this game
What city? I´m not sure that name would do well with your average non English speaker. Although I could use an agua de melón y unos tacos de birria right now
Tomorrow's game will be funnier breh
Cd. Juarez, we "bi-lingües" here, our long term plan is to take this to malls, just like greencrush.
bump for Kansas City vs Monterrey
Who are /ourguys/?
the non-MLS team of course
Kansas city
>mexicowinslol : the cup
Boring
If by boring you mean BASED, yes.
Get better pls, at this rate we'll just send copamx champion to CWC
with the new format change, we'll most likely see 3 CR teams next year
That would be really cool.
seems like mexican teams need a spank in the ass
Call Marchesin to NT pls
Armani is dead, so he might be on the NT for copa América
BASED, he just won CopaMX lastnight :^)
It's actually happening again, my regiolards.
>50 bigs left
A L I N E A C I O N E S
Rayados de Monterrey
>pic related
Sporting Kansas City
>who cares?
YO SOÝ RAYADO Y TENGO AGUANTE ;^)
is that nigga drinking ketchup
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
LET'S GO, KANSAS!
>it's another diego alonso shits the bed by parking the bus too early episode
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE # FUERADIEGOALONSO
KANSAS.CITY_vs_MONTERREY
KANSAS.CITY_vs_MONTERREY
KANSAS.CITY_vs_MONTERREY
ALONSO OUT
>lelyun trying to kill niggas already
This won't end well.
>layun
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
LET'S DO THIS!
welp ima go fap
>la nueva joya del futbol mexicano
>>la nueva joya del futbol mexicano
??????
fox spors fag kerps shilling carlos rodriguez
He's breddy good tho
Well kid's decent, plus those faggots(fs,udn,espn, etc.) are always trying to discover the next big player.
>barovero
>el TRAPito
I swear, if we don't get jurado this summer.
>shilling carlos rodriguez
you have to be kidding me
WE MURDERBALL NOW
Based, I actually hope he fixes chivASS just so we can see him dance on every teams grave.
before him it was la inez and before him it was jonathan gonzalez. not saying they arent good but labeling them as "joyas" is cringe
KAM AN KANSA SKAR SAM FAKAN GAAAAAALS
Roll for a Kansas City 6-0 comeback
Shit, we’ll that was useless. Guess they better lube up
No gracias wey.
This fucking referee is blind.
He's salvadorian, it's normal for him to see people getting rekt.
rolling for u too
BASED PIZZABRO
REMEMBER QUE CHINGE A SU PUTA BOMBA Y NEGRA MADRE EL AMERICACA
>that build up
based pokemans
just got pizza and a bit o chinesse food, birthday isn't over boyez ;^)
Tengo ganas de una panochita bien apestosita.
>a bit o chinesse food
Did you make sure it wasn't one of those places that uses perro meat.
Kek, i'm sure that's not perro meat... and also this isn't real chinesse food
those are the best ones retard
BASED
he did it again
>Tigays fans in the crowd
Pathetic
GUYS I JUST FINISHED WITH WORK WHERE CAN I FIND THE GAME?!
HALF TIME is for Calla y Escucha
youtube.com
>put Jared & Dionisio in the same side just to (((include))) some rostie in the table
disgusting
H-how true is this?
Asking for a friend ofc
I think I'm gay for Pizarro now
Fuck Pulido
>"las finales se tienen que ganar"
why do (((rosties))) have to ruin everything
3 more for Monterrey 2nd half?
Not true. Good hygiene is better for sex and succ.
reported to marion reimers
you don't have to be gay breh, there are alternatives...
Yahoo sports
"Yes"
Thanks fren :)
>he doesnt enjoy sweaty butthole
big gay
On it right now, before the second half even started. Thanks lad
Built like a board tbqhwy famalam
Sweaty is one thing, rancid is another.
>implying it isnt papi slim himself shilling lfa on Yea Forums
Reminder Pizarro is one of us
youtube.com
a lil doodoo never killed nobody
>lfa
Que es eso wey?
mexican lardcollide league
Some user makes threads about American Futbol in Mexico
chupame el pito, joto
>her: QUE ONDA!
>Pizarro:q-que onda...
topkek
Literal shite, that user should commit sudoku.
pls be kind to mlsfags they have autism
Is this the power of My little sawker? What happened to all the shitposting from mlels fags? Jajajajajajajaja fuck when are >we going back to Copa lib?
>fuck when are >we going back to Copa lib?
Never, conMEMEbol just signed a contract with the japs and qataris, so they're going to copa america instead of us, and that makes it harder for either the US or mexico to go to copa lib.
Where's Doyle¿?
Chupandosela a la SUMafia.
Kansas City are playing like little bitches. They have 8 men packed in the final third and they still can’t score against Monterrey’s chad defense.
Never. Every confederation is pushing to have ever shittier competitions that will add more shit teams.
Look at the world cup, the euro champions, club world cup, etc.
They don't care about the quality of the games, that the reason >we stopped going to the libertadores in the first place, Instead you might get Caribbean teams.
They also don’t know how to fucking shoot. Monterrey has less than half the number of shots but they’re tied. Also their coach looks like an annoying cunt
GoLALAzo ;^)
>Layun
So this is the power of mlels?
Que golazo
LAYUNDOWSKI
This is My Little Sawker’s finest hour, how dare you
Kansas has been the only good mlels team in this competition.
Why did people rate Toronto and fatlanta instead of them?
What if LAFC was playing instead of Kansas City? Could they win?
reminder this happened
>Toronto
Cause they reached the final last year, so mlels soýboys thought they would be just as good this year.
>fatlanta
They had a good squad last year and won the mlels championship, and they had built hype around frank de bore cause "oh my god he's from yurop"
>alex aguinaga taking credit for teaching layun how to take fk at america
por que no le enseño a centrar
They woukd actually have a shot at winning, but monterrey would still have the superior squad.
Atlanta was good because Tata Martino literally taught those retards everything they know. The same way that he took Paraguay to the WC quarterfinals in 2010.
We have Chucky already.
How do we let this fucking happen bros
By rating players like
>zusi
>bradlel
How the fuck did you win on Toluca? did you get injuries, changed DT or what?
JESUS CHRIST STOP THE MATCH ALREADY
>le cut inside pacey nogg
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>ynr CruzAzul winning on Monterrey
come on Kansas, this is your stadium
>lelyun
Este wey centra peor que jurgen damm, no se como llego a jugar en yurop.
10-2
>giving extra time
>when the fucking score is 9-2
conCACAf refereeing at its best.
Holy shit SKC is getting their assholes destroyed, what a bunch of little bitches HAHAHAHAHA!
I don't believe it...
MLS eternally BTFO
B-b-but it's not fair cause we can't spend as much
final region como debe ser
*como se compro
ftfy
should've put money on
Mother of god...
Is MLS a meme league?
HAGAMOS ESTO, PARIENTE!
>kc stadium never empties that fast.
A prender el bote pelado ;^)
De que parte de Monterrey son?
Chivass can't handle Chads. The moment he fucks a club thot he'll be out.
SHITlangos winning stinky copamx against our little ascensomx brother from the Norti.
La esquina de 35th street y King Drive senpai
from El Monterrey con Muertas, at least el Norti is getting something this season.
Rip in peace Juarez
;_;7
Con esas nalgas si me hago un sushi de caca
Ay, que corriente
Prepare to watch Joserra bluffing about concachampions being a real tournament not like copamx
I LIKE BIG BUTTS
No, because it's not a real league without pro/rel. That's why gringofats get BTFO in these competitions
>b-b-b-but m-muh preseason!
You aint in preseason now
Can I move from Tijuana to Monterrey? I'll bring a slutty cousin.
based King Piojo
AY MORENITA DE MI VIDA, JESUS CRISTO SUPER ESTRELLA TE TENGA EN SU GLORIA MISERICORDIOSA, SALVANOS DE ESTA APURACIÓN QUE TRAIMOS LOS CENTRO-SUREÑOS, LA MALDA YANKI DEL NORTI(NOT SO BASED) SE ESTÁ LLEVANDO TODO EL TURISMO QUE HIZO GRANDE ESTA TU TIERRA JODIDA POR LOS ESPAÑOLES, LOS GRINGOS ADINERADOS YA NO VIENEN A COMER CORUNDAS NI CHONGOS, AYUDANOS GUADALUPANA.