PITTSBURGH PENGUINS @ NEW YORK ISLANDERS GAME 1

We ain't gay we just fuck everybody

Should be a good series tbdesu

... ahem
FUCK Tavares.

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going for isles in this one lads

islanders buds

caps fan living in pgh so
fuck the pens

islels fans are almost equal to philly fans in terms of being mouth breathers but they're somehow more sympathetic in a way i can't describe

GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO THE BASED ISLANDERS

\o/

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Pens fan now living in VA. See you in round 2

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Fuck Sidney Crosby

youtube.com/watch?v=Y5sdOh7Bcvs

>member? we won cups before!
Embarrassing.

Based

Got Winegummies and Cider
Now some Isles goals and the night is comfy

they going to play any games at nassau?

You'll be begging for him back after the Islels can't score in this series

Look at her fucking schnozz lmao
Typical New York kike

>literally shaking lads
kek

(((salem)))

K

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based and red pilled

Grim

O SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEE

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yeehaw

For a mutt she kinda cute

shoo shoo laffer

my ears are bleeding

Can I get some >rags in this thread

Go Islanders.

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LETS GO ISLANDERS

Holy shit taht Lady is killing my ears

There is a city in Canada or United States that has all its NHL fans at the moment saying.
Our NHL Team is out of the playoffs again, let's go and support the team of that other league, what is it called? so Major League Soccer

>

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That frequency was rough.

LOVE being the bad guys frfr

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somebody posted your face because you started posting this on facebook and you're ugly lol

The preds would bootyblast both of these shit teams

>female commentator
yikes
t. incel

>rags

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KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL KUHNHACKL

NO, SAVE ME SID

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>rags

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SSSSSSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

>the ex pongs player
OH NO NO NO NO

KNUCKLES

>murrshit

OHNONO O ONONONONONONONONNONKN

LGTSS

>pongs

scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

>female commentator chimes in
Time to find a new feed.

HORY SHIT

>tinymurray.jpg

>pongs

>pongs

Does anyone actually believe Isles will win this
They got solid goaltending but zero play off experience

Who here cheering for Islanders because they hate the laffs?

>30 seconds into the game
ohnonononononononono
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Was it offside though?

why the fuck won't women talk to me bros

im such a nice guy

OFFSIDE LMAO

offside

FUCK

FUCK THIS BULLSHT REFPUCK

haha you gay faggots thought it would count lol

>lazy fuck not getting to the bench

das gun be offsydes

lazy as fuck change. unbelievable.

gary stepping in to save his precious penguins

refpuck
hahahahaha

fucking lazy faggot didnt skate hard enough from the o zone

Was this a Pissburg challenge? or did it come from Toronto, in which case wtf

Kike-o

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Who was that fucking clown not skating back hard?

KARMA ISLES FAGS

refpuck saves the pissburgh crosbys

imagine making a save on any shot to the upper half of the net

ha ha wew

Video review has ruined the soul of the NHL. Gary and friends just want the big markets to win

martin

we're going to spend 5 minutes looking at this replay then murray will get dabbed 10 seconds after its overturned

*ring ring*

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>matt martin
why is he even playing lol

>Martin
Laffs have the last Laff.

Well fuck that guy

this wasn't in the script

>4 minute review

definitely offside

L A Z Y

A

Z

Y

THE CALL HAS BEEN MADE.

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meanwhile
>teds

are these refs fucking dumb

The actual review decision is made by Toronto, not the on ice referees

This
So happy

>Female commentators

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pens will win 1-0 cap this

>offsides
well fuck i wanted to laugh at the >pongs

thank you based gary

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still prefer the roastie to Pierre, honestly

EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE EBERLE

THE
ABSOLUTE
MAD
MAN

Jesus Christ pongs are shook af

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

THAT ONE COUNTED LMAO

LET’S GO ISLANDERS!

Offside

PULL THIS MURRAY CAT HE SUX

>PONGS

lol gary good luck turning that one around

IT COUNTS SCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

OVERTURN THAT, GARY
I FUCKING DARE YOU

SSSSSSSCCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
CALL THAT ONE BACK GARY

WEW

SAVE ME GARYYYYYYY

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>Shitsburgh

wew pongs

SHITSBURGH

ha ha fucking wew

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>CROSBY -1
CROSBY -1
>CROSBY -1
CROSBY -1
>CROSBY -1
CROSBY -1
>CROSBY -1
CROSBY -1
>CROSBY -1
CROSBY -1

Imagine for second if you will, if they kept Fluery instead of this joke of a goalie

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS >PONGS

HELP ME GARY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

pongs getting ABSOLUTELY HEEMD

I cri evry tiem

>finger blasts your wife while wearing 3 Cup rings

Reminder that the Edmonton Oilers traded Eberle for NOTHING

Help Me!

At least you're not columbus

see that murray? thats a save

But then they wouldn't have enough to sign Jack Johnson.

lmao holy shit what a game

THIS GAME IS POPPIN

Is this in the Barclays center

The league needs to do something about this shit ice and these shit boards

oh hai

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HEEM BLEEDY

HE'S A BIG GUY

b-but he was good his rookie season!

Strome -> Spooner -> Gagner, and 3mil to spare in cap. I don't regret it. Eberle is soft af and that goal was due to Lee's strong play more than anything Eberle did.

its hard not to be an isles fan when you hear this crowd

nassau is lit AF today

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>He's a big guy

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Imagine ever fucking leaving Nassau in the first place.

Based weird boards behind the Pittburgh net for two periods

sup bitches

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Yikes

OH NO NO

BILL BILL BILL
BILL

HOL' UP, HOT DOG MAN BE DABBIN'

Bill the Thrill

OH NO NO NO NO NO

B I L L
I
L
L

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

Bring it on pittsburgh

Did dumulin died?

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
I
L
L

THIS DOES NOT SLIP

>Crowd goes silent
Hahahahahahaha eat shit newb york

Holy shit this series is going to be kino.

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1 shift, down goes Boychuk and Kessel gets a goal. Pongs just won the series there.

Isles fans are all greasy white city trash. I'd be embarrassed to be one

ffs lehner close your damn legs

B A S E D
I
L
L

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>I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>hockey commentator
>can't come up with the word shot

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AH CAN MAKE YA HANS CLAP

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should be 2-1

based retard

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>Eberle scores
>big fist pump celebration

>hot dog man scores
>humble group celebration

Pongs will win.

SEETHING

Who here /lobsterfest/?

What is that device?

afraid to go into /hoc/ since the jackets are getting blown out is ted posting his dick yet

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Penguin retards out

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GARY IS IN THE BUILDING

I REPEAT GARY IS IN THE BUILDING

bettman at nassau

GAAAAAARY

Easy pongs W

>gary in the building

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all I need is one punch baby

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Cryo therapy chamber

can't wait til this faggot finally hangs himself after getting btfo

Ted has set himself on fire in front of a blue coupe in downtown Canton

the hotdog chamber

F

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this is literally the hardest bill has tried all year.

S*

Have they released the actual ping pong ball footage from last night yet?

I would S but I wouldn't want to dampen the flame

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I want to move to Pittsburgh and bring a different bill meme every game

I didn't know trotz was such a manlet

As a Caps fans I'm going to love this series

You can stay at my house lad

don't we all

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letang won't survive this series. how can this faggot still not know how to avoid taking hits

>he thinks the Caps are making it to the 2nd round
:^)

he did avoid that hit though, it was all into the glass

Literally what I miss most about Ryan Reaves

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why does murray love rebounds so much?

murray rebound control looking very suspect

I kinda miss the draft pick more than ryan reaves

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If he had a glove he'd be the most elite goalie alive. EA had to nerf

based pong bro
thanks

this is better than i expected. hope the games stay close either team goes up by two and these games will go to shit pretty quick

Maybe that's why Rutherford keeps picking up players and trading them right back for the exact same draft pick

Who is the backup for them even?

>he doesnt know that bills true final form activates in the playoffs

A literal AHL goalie

Which so was Murray so whatever

he probably starts scouting draft picks and goes senile and forgets he traded them away and wants them back

Never said that, just saying I love knowing that out of two fanbases I can't stand, at least one will be disappointed

not last year m8

desmith is not AHL

sticks go on the pp

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

Fair point, then.
Feel kind of similarly about the Teds / Bolts series.

sorry to tell you this butboth the caps and pens fanbases are gonna disappointed this playoffs.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OH OH OH OHHH OHH

SCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

they already scored bud

SSSSSSSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRR

>PONGS
>PONGS
>PONGS

Little bit of acting there by Czikas. He could tell he knew that xcheck was coming and crumpled as soon as he felt it.

SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>nelson

>pens

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>PONGS
BASED ISLES

LOL!

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SAVE ME SIDNEY!!!!!

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old ass faggot cullen stopped skating on that 2 on 1.

SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

PONGS GONNA PONG

>Letang wiping the ice like a retard

>tHeY nEeD tAvArEs To ScOrE

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>NO BULLY
NO BULLY
>NO BULLY
NO BULLY
>NO BULLY
NO BULLY
>NO BULLY
NO BULLY
>NO BULLY
NO BULLY
>NO BULLY
NO BULLY
>NO BULLY
NO BULLY
>NO BULLY
NO BULLY
>NO BULLY
NO BULLY

going limp is how you avoid injury

Dam Son, the fishstick's fans are having a good time tonight

YES YES YES YES

wrong site?

RARE SIGHTING of a glove on murray

LETS GO ISLANDERS

YES YES YES YES

GLOVE SAVE
naisu

first game of the year!

>leltang

Tiny with a huge save there after Letang fucked up

thinking about when we won the cup without leltang. also thinking about when we went on a winning streak when leltang got hurt this year.

Are the pens gonna be able to keep it out of their zone for more than 3 seconds at a time

Ya, but he's the type of player that knows that a dman is going to play it that way, and he put himself in a safe position to rag doll.

>all the isles fans have been in the parking lot getting hammered since noon
based

How long until Murray is officially shook?

letang and dumo look awful. if they're both still hurt fuck we were winning without them.

no. unless crosby is on the ice we have no offense and the defense is a 50/50 of just straight up giving away a goal.

yeah islels just have a lot of adrenaline because it's the first time a crowd has cheered for them all year

I had no idea Isles fans were so BASED

I love Nassau's atmosphere so much, really hope the new building at Belmont is this good

What does this guy do exactly?

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Crosby has been fairly invisible so far this game. Looks like the Pongs are diluting their lines trying to spread out the talent. Kessel looks like the only one who's awake right now.

first game?

he hasn't had any o zone starts

cry

lads I kind of smell like
>her
right now even though it's been over a week
help

All these SEETHING penguins fan ITT makes me laugh

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Is it not a good feeling?

Matt Murray is not a talented keeper

pretty par for the course for this season. either his line is going or the team looks like shit

based

pointing out that the islels finished dead last in attendance is a fact, it's not seethe

>easy sweep for the pens
>they actually thought this
LMAO

just thought of the word "yinz" a moment ago and had a chuckle

tiny arena. 12000 seats. Still louder than your shitbox in shitsburgh

Fair enough. But his line still hasn't generated much in the way of pressure either. Malkins line has also been quiet.

>rags

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unironically miss when the civic arena was shitty, small and loud desu

cry more

this guy gets it
my local AHL arena is tiny and ancient, built in the '50s or '60s, and it's way comfier than >my NHL team's arena

>can't even fill one of the smallest stadiums in the league

yeah we're seething alright

my AHL arena is essentially the size of the average islanders game attendance

the next goal is gonna be big you know we just gotta go out there and get to our game you know chip pucks deep and bang some bodies

meat and potatoes

this series is meat and potatoes to the core. We are experiencing don cherry hockey

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3000?

Our game vs their game. Your thoughts?

trick them into thinking we're doing the game of the team they played last night, but we dissected that game tape and will exploit their game completely. that's our game

hard to say
we're not committing to each other, focusing on ourselves, but I just need to love her or quit her and this in between shit is killing me

LAINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can I have her Snapchat?

binnington dabbed on by the zoomer

>series
bruh it's game 1

lmao you sound like a bitch

You should fap or somethin

hard no

its still gonna be a long series

i might cry if mike lange dies bros. it's not fair

Imagine having sex with someone that you're not already in a committed relationship with.
That's a yikes and a shan't.

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I’ll show her my hard knob

they're a fast team you know but we have to take care of the puck you know there's not a lot a room out there so make the simple play up the boards and get the ouck deep you know

it happens

I think I am
this is what respecting women get you lads
it doesn't help
BELIEVE ME

I did 6 years ago now

So when is generational talent Jake going to do something?

>ywn hear another live Myron Cope MMMHA
>we are dangerously low on back scratching hacksaws as well now

Pretty soon he comes alive in the ploffs

is murray shook?

some1 plz post a pic of bill's signature bench pose
I need it for every profile pic

He's not shook, just shrinking.

he hasn't had a concussion in too long, they usually put him in the zone

No but >our defense is on quaaludes

no our defense is just nonexistent

>it's a pongs can't break out against a collapsing defensive team episode
fucking reruns thanks gary

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haven't had a reason to post this in too long

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Soon

Funny thing is he has me making that face most of the time he's on the ice now. Fucking hilarious that he scored in the cup final though.

no I mean the hunched over one
but thanks anyway bb

reminder that steve pretzel is a fucking nerd lmao

Great Guy

he always did

I know I just don't spoonfeed

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Based Nelson

Why is Letang sperging out?

The fuck is letang doing

GOD DAMN IT BILL

>LEH-NER
>LEH-NER
>LEH-NER
>LEH-NER

Looks like Gary made the call gg isles

pretty sure his brain is mush. hopefully it's his last season.

Works Hard

>tfw no honky

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It aint happening

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Just trying to remind us he exists.

Give his A to Hornqvist already

Are all these games going to be in Nassau or are some in Brooklyn?

if i was a coach i'd go after malkin and letang every time they're on the ice too. mental midgets

HONK HONK

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F

Last I heard only the 1st round would be in Nassau, but that might have changed

Enjoys Playing Hockey

nice darius kasparaitis shirt near the glass there. very diplomatic

Because the other dude wanted to fight him for a check he didn't even do.

flip flopping between the two

>amazon logo on the ice
lmao amazon mad af
eat shit bezos

REFPUCK

actual refpuck

SEETHING

our power play hasnt been good since 1991

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MORE REFPUCK

"No."
If anything, the whistle should've been blown WAY earlier in that play, right when the defender stuffed the puck back under Lehner's pads.

reminder that the defense chant is cringe floorsqueak lingo

Is LazyMan down?

they were first in like 2016

I thought it was from CTEball.

yeah but a noisy crowd is cool af and uncommon in hockey now

hope the pongs keep passing up those shots in the slot for low percentage passes.

shoo shoo ted

Lel

puck was between his legs but lehner didn't even put his glove down on the ice to get the whistle

>wah stop having fun

i'm gay btw

its okay ted, we know

1993 if we're being honest

Sorry, what?

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Disgusting

>but lehner didn't even put his glove down on the ice to get the whistle
Because it was between his legs, and he was squeezing his legs to try to keep it there, which, after a few seconds (and way before it was knocked loose) should've frozen the play.

here comes that shift for the penguins

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based hal

feels a lot like that pongs - snes series from 2016

what a joke

How's your day going Hal?

>croshit

Ref obviously didn't see the puck after it got buried under Lehner. To be fair, they tried to shovel it under him once, then it popped out, and then they slid it under him again. Ref was just making sure it wasn't loose. Kind of a messed up play that doesn't happen often, so stop your fucking whining.

S-s-scar

Rags fan here rooting for the Pens, Isles are the most pathetic fanbase. Enjoy getting swept in 5

>be leltang
>carry the puck over the blue line
>have no idea what to do next
>norris

GENO

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BASED

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THE FUCKING PENGUINS

SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>Malkin

Based refs.

if he puts his glove on the ice behind his back between his legs he gets the whistle, but he keeps looking around for the puck so the ref knows he doesn't have it covered so he doesn't get the whistle

hmmm yes is goal

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Next goal is a must score imo

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that's like if you were a philthy fan cheering for the islels

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>this shitty ice
Yikes. Back to the only game with good ice tonight.

Can any boomer tell me what that guitar riff was that Nassau played before that last face-off?
t. musiclet

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the fuck was that

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nice tip

IF I AM PUCK THEN I AM ALWAYS SCORE

Why do the Islanders get broadcasted on MSG? are they not relevant enough for their own channel?

anywhere i can research which city has the best ice?

why would we need our own channel though? devils do the same shit with MSG

I would imagine there's plenty of that, honestly

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playoff bill with 2 points already

every philthy fan is rooting for the islels

and he hits a troll post

The further north, the better the ice.

Really hope bill shows up these playoffs. His effort last year and brassard pretty much took us out of the playoffs last year

>Lehner at the wrong side of the net
>looking in the wrong direction
>hot dog man has a clear shot
>P I N G

bill was hurt last year and brassard just sucks

still got robbed of the conn smythe in 2016

As a Caps fan, I should be rooting for the Islels right?

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Agreed, completely robbed

HOLY FUCK PUT THOSE LOOSE PUCKS IN

>not wanting the best playoff-rivalry of the last generation

yes

You should be hoping your team doesnt get bounced in the first round cuck

wtf is a kooknuckle?

I hope not, the yearly pens v caps playoff series is usually the best one

isles look gassed already

no m8 pongs caps is always cash

they went hard in the 1st period, threw a lot of bodies around. hoping that comes back to bite them in the ass by the 3rd.

Fellas this 3rd period is gonna be some shit to see

You should be worrying about the series ahead of you.

Caps can beat either team

caps stronk

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prediction: next goal is gonna be big i feel

based lehner

Ask the Blots about "can" vs "will"

isles gotta get their energy back

I'm not dreading it since Caps finally made it past last year

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pens in their sullivan runs have been deep teams running evenish line times into the third to be fresher and put teams away, craps just beat them last year but it has always been pretty successful

I think we see at least one more.

how do i fix my posture lads do i just keep reminding myself to keep my back straight or what

oh honey just bee yourself

Just because your bull let you finally fuck your wife doesnt mean you stopped being a cuck

die

>Blots let the Teds tie

RETURN THE SLAB OR SUFFER MY CURSE

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I think so
watch yourself so you don't hyper-extend as well
also lift if you're not already

SOUNDS LIKE BUTTHURT ON YOUR PART MON AMI

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legit hope ted gets through and somehow lose to the pongs in the ecf.

Get chairs that are comfortable to sit unright in with lumbar support
Also don't position your screen far away from you so you have to lean forward to see it

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Butthurt at being your bull lmao?

then where would i put my plate of tendies if my monitor is that close

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HE KEEPS TRYING TO MAKE THIS LABORED ANALOGY WORK

WHY DO YOU THINK ABOUT KEKERY SO MUCH?

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lol lightning

lel teds are winning

I'm still riding the high, man. Whoever wins this series wins, and we'll see how it goes against the Canes. Islels would be more fun just for some fresh air though.

OH SHIT BLOTS
OH SHIT TEDS
PUBLIX IS CLOSED GOD DAMN

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CBJ just went up

oh lol tampa gay

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>labored analogy

Lmao it's literally the perfect analogy for your cucked franchise my friend

>blots

blots posters are the worst posters in /hoc/ this pleases me greatly

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>shittsburgh can't adapt to the new reality
Not shocked, none of the shit you talk will ever irk Caps fans again

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>Pittsburgh has beat your team five times on the way to five cups
>he's running out of roster pictures with the cup

New reality? Lmao it happens one year and all of a sudden its a new reality fucking top kek

>Penguins have won 9 out of 11 series against the caps in the playoffs
>all 5 of their cups involved beating the caps in the playoffs

Stay cucked

focus on whats ahead of you penguins

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little brother has to beat big brother after a back to back cups hang over once in a while

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TEDS
E
D
S

The cucked caps fans came into the thread to check on their bull for some reason, we're back to the islels bro

yeah for real, I'm pretty sure half the fans haven't even sobered up yet

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Oh no, the angry yinzers have taken the Caps' cup away!

>Caps fans are in the thread
>I'll project my cuck fantasies at these meanies

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i like this caps fan because he's always shit posting though. i think he's the only one that's a regular and doesn't hide when they lose.

enjoy your 1, tom

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>Ted won

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>*bang bang* REFS SUCK

there are more than one of us shitposting in here

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t. Cucked franchise

can somebody give me a power ranking of the best players in the league right now

i dont know any of these kids besides Crosby

1. guentzel
2. crosby
3. bulju

I know its clutterbuck but jesus what a save

only 1 has been here since before 2016

pongs will get a cheap pp

i love ted so much

Intensity vs skill - who wins?

>steve pretzel

NOT TRUE

EVERY DAY

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1. Kaapo Kakko (NYR)

whomever gary wants

Pens look like they've finally waken up a little

yes you're the 1

based

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They haven't been great shots but the Stalin "quantity has a quality all its own" method does pay off eventually

they've had 5 scrums at the net that could've easily been goals if not for early whistles and posts

i need to find jack johnson's stats, i know he's fucking awful but i can't imagine he's worse than a recently rehabed dumolin. dumo looks like complete shit tonight.

imagine if someone pooped on the ice haha

time to kill lee for being a fucking negroid

MAN DOWN

RIPbranson

Badbranson ded

good to see the jew islelander fans to scream asshole at an injured player. gotta love the jews!

swept the leg desu.

need a quick makeup call to even it up

>decide to kill a player
>pick the worst one in the league

>for being a fucking negroid
seems more like a dumbass than anything.
he also slammed into the boards.

Lee is a nigger

>implying they're not calling the refs assholes

>that New York disrespect
literally Philthy levels of shitstain humans t b h

The whole city needs to be swept away

highest concentration of jews outside of israel

who's this token broad they got doing commentary?

this game is fucking sick

What a game lads

idk she's probably hot though

sticks are due a powerplay

the fat one? Hulk hogan

OOF

>finnish defenseman

TINY MURRAY

SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>pongs

LEDDY
E
D
D
Y

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR

OMG YES

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BASED ISLES

bad play by maatta and then he misses a clear. god i hate finns.

Glad the defense and tendie are made of swiss cheese

NOOO SID DO SOMETHING

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SHEEIT that goal was crazy
the flipping of the puck made it fling off the bar into the net

fuck so close

SID HELP ME

Long Island is a separate entity and I agree that it should be destroyed

What a shit shot

>be one year old
>parents bring you to playoff game
>put big earmuffs on you
>crowd is so hammered and loud the earmuffs offer no protection
>isles win the game
>you suffer tinnitus for the rest of your life
worth it

>get blatant refpuck in your favor
>still losing
>chimpout
Lmao pathetic

kek diving doesn't lead to series wins

you tried

fuck the Pens but that was a really bad dive

>losing the next 4 in a row
>getting tinnitus in game 1
>worth it

Q U I C K

W

H

I

S

T

L

E

>Blow it to save Tiny

man barzal is good

Canadians everywhere are shook to their core by this

Seething

>let me just forget about the still-live pucks that the ref blew dead in the first period to perpetuate the pens refpuck meme

>be fag
>be fagging
>worth it

good morning sven

>Cindy Crosby

>murrshit

boooooo

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED JEW YORK

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

fug

SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OH NO NO NO NO
CLUTCH DESU

legit think that was the first time all year they had anything positive happen with the goalie pulled

good morning

I love crosby but the announcers can’t go without one play by play without mentioning him
>crosby dumped it
>crosby lobs it
>it wasn’t a great dump in but led to goal

first overtime incoming

HIDE YOUR DRINKS LEHNER ON SUICIDE WATCH

>de fence

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>I love crosby
ew desu

you can either listen to that or listen to nbcsn force a woman that is really really bad at this every once in a while

TROLL POST

trololololo

DING

PING

Holy shit my heart just about stopped

AAAAAAAHHHHHH
FUCKING
PING

THAT PING WAS HEARD ALL OVER LONG ISLAND

P I N G
I
N
G

double fug

fucking hell bench rust and bump mccann after that

WE /OVERTIME/ NOW BOYS

OGRETIME LADS

this is going to tripple OT
t. knower

NEW BREAD WHERE????

islels in 7

nope. kessel GWG-OT within first ten minutes

>those missed digies
>my dubs
step aside kiddo

dead board

>missed quads
okay so maybe within the first 12 minutes...

OVERTIME?!

rust with the gwg

honky with the gwg

starting 4th line in ot almost backfired

OT lads