JACKETS @ BOLTS

Columbus in 4

Dubs for Ted

The Tampa Bay Lightning have entered the arena youtube.com/watch?v=BSsfjHCFosw

OH FUCK

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ted in 7

let's go blow jackets let's go *clap clap*

whitney reporting in

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Checked

thinking about the Big Cat

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>bilasport is shitting itself at the worst moment
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I can literally smell the scared itt

only watching this game because it's the only game on

Who /ted/ here?

What part of the Tampa Bay area are you lads from?

Largo here

CAM ON YOU BLEW JACKETS

Only until they face >my team.

columbus, ohio

These fucking shitty streams.

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>be Columbus
>be in playoffs
>MLS team saved from relocation
Why is Columbus the most Based Ohio city and the rest are so shit?

Alabama

Hoggei

>palm trees
>waterfront stadium
>sunny, balmy 70's
Get a good look Teds

>being a poorfag and not having a perfect HD stream of every NHL game at all times

Palm harbor here

Kansas City

been shitting on the teds for awhile but unironically want them to win even though the chances are slim

Prediction: Teds will score first 2 goals, but lose 6 to 3

It's time.

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What part of Columbus are you lads from

Nigger

onhockey.tv/

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hate sunbelt
love teds

simple as

Akron

Merely a guest in your conquest for the spot might I say, go Tampa

The based lighting should not be forced to play this shit team it’s a waste of their time and talents

Please do not use such language in my thread user :)

What the fuck is that creature singing the anthem?

Cant believe they brought this bitch back again

holy shit this is bad

how do you do

Welcome to Florida it’s a weird place man

based sonya

>this is the best tampa could get to sing the anthem
Teds in 5

nationwide is on my side

When is puck drop? I don't want to see this other shit.

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wtf y'all bolts fans shoulda gave me a heads up that your anthem singer is trash

goddamn that legit made me cringe

why

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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Well I don’t want to see your shit anime posting

PLAYOFFS

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LETS GO TEDS
LETS GO TEDS
LETS GO TEDS

live in CO now but grew up in Brandon/Valrico

LETS GO BOLTS!!

our military is filled with dmv employees

PULJU IN THE PRESS BOX TONIGHT
EVERYONE IS GONNA SCORE EXCEPT HIM

>anthems (and hockey) are for everyone, even for those who cant sing

SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRR

CANT EVEN SELL OUT A PLAYOFF GAME

OH NO NO NONONONONONONO

SUNBELT HOCKEY LMAO

Palm Harbor

red santa skating by

oh they let retards in the air force? how nice

>teds play back to back champs in first rd
>get best team in regular season history now
feel bad for them desu

Ted leader, standing by

what does the "t" before sergeant stand for?

HOLY BASED DUBINSKY

Based

HERE WE GO

Quickest fight in a playoff opening game?

FIGHT

BASED

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

> Tranpa gay

DE-FENCE *clap clap* DE-FENCE *clap clap*

KILL THE BLUE JACKETS, LETS GO TAMPA

I love playoffs

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DuBASED

Based hockey

fight fight
nigger and a white
if the white don't win
we all jump in

>an easy two interference calls on Tampa in a row
>nothing
>whistle blows when Columbus next touches it
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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is bolts v jackets actually gonna be an exciting series???

BASED

QUIT BULLYING COLUMBUS

Columbus in 4

Great pp guys

GET YOUR BROOMS OUT

LET'S
GO
BEE
JAYS

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REEEEEEEEEE

AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA

FUCK BOLTS

Well that’s not a good sign

>Jones

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oops

Playoff killorn lads

LMAO

>teds
>lel

SHORT HANDED SCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

>bobchokesky

scAAAAARRR

>teds

KILLER! Love this new shorty meme.

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Where the fuck is the stream

PLAYOFFS KILLORN HAS ARRIVED

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Btfo

This is gonna get ugly

CAMON SETH SETTLE DA FOOKIN PUK

technical sergeant, that's an e-6
>source is a retired munitions nco

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

when does vegas play? these teams aren't based like the golden boys

P E A K
G R I M

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SCAR

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business idea: heem the bolts out of the game

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>killorn shows up for the playoffs
More news at 11

>poolumbus

NOOOOOO

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H A R V A R D

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Shorthand SCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

>1 shot
>1 goal

ted more like ded lol

What the hell is a heem?

teds are fucked.

Um... Swedebro?

>BLACKS
>IN
>HOCKEY

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IT'S OVER

teds're ded

This is the only option.

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this will just make it a sweet comeback and not a blowout. Teds in 4

Wow.

This team might win the cup lol

You'd think killorn was black how he stole that puck

Teds your only job is to hurt them, for the good of the league

WEW

whys that called killorn lol

Based Nick.

epic whiff xD

So far both teams look pretty even except for the pp

the teds are just gonna leave bob out to dry all series long if this is how they look

Man another year another loss in the first round

US 19 Bois whatup

Hello

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I'm sorry but is the series over yet? No it's only the first period of game 1

This torts speech
Holy shit

waiting for the islanders game to start so I don't have to listen to pee air

For me, it's a 9-0 loss for the jackets

game 2 is a must-win imho

Nice that we get the Florida rivalry in net

:publix:

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There is a city in Canada or the United States that has all its NHL fans at the moment saying.
Our NHL Team is out of the playoffs again, let's go and support the team of that other league, what is it called? so Major League Soccer

hi u

goddamn i f*cking love torts

Holy shit
Texier is so fast his jersey flows when he skates

this desu

Blue jackets are fucking trash about to get swept ezpz

>these pierre questions

jesus christ

reporting a parole violation to the Hillsborough County Sheriff lads

>Panthers gave up 20 SHG this season
Bob will fit in perfectly

Anyone watching on based FOX Sports Sun? If you switch your SAP to SAP3 you can hear Dave Mishkin and Phil Esposito

imagine Ted with pulju instead

Who? Stammer?

Man I hate blue niggers

>watching that garbage
You're missing out on Uncle Phil try to pronounce Bobrovsky.

Jackets are moving so slow compared to the bolts

imagine if pulju's development didnt get fucked by oilels

Who here switching over to the Isles vs Pongs game?

Sorry lads, Penguins / Islanders is about to start and I just remembered that I don't really care about either of these teams.

MAKE IT 10

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cooper more like pooper lmao

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

just tuning in, lads. Looking quite grim so far but its only game 1 and the 1st period, lots of things can happen!

Idk they’ve got better possession so far. They win the puck battles. I’m not worried since the Lightning have been a bit dozy in the first, not that that’s a good thing.

get rekt

yeah, i'm thinking it's over.

It’s over, I’m not watching any more I already know how this ends

>teds

Alright teds. Good try

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>Russian goaltending

bolts better just book their tee times now

based

SCAAAAAR CELERY

epic rebound xD

TED TED TED

its over, better luck next year teds
off to watch a real game

you blew it bobby

Im switching games

EMBARRASSING

WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING THIS SERIES

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

WELL CONGRATULATIONS BLOW JOBS, YOU GOT YOURSELF EXPOSED. NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?

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>mfw I have the Bolts to win in 5
DAMN I fucked up, didn't I?

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The absolute state of ted

nice that they gave the #1 seed a bye

m-most dangerous lead

CELERY

I don’t understand this team
Why the fuck can’t they just show up for the playoffs

>bobrovsky with the .500 save percentage

>BOLTS IN 4
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>russian goaltending

Injuring kuch and vasi probably

yep, me too.

Bolt will give them game 4

>one of the commentators actually said this is going to be a long series

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>tfw cant wait to get drunk at the stanley cup parade and get arrested

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Point with the mcdavid impersonation

we know you're used to it lexplorer

Panarin has never won a playoff series in the NHL
Duchene has never won a playoff series in the NHL
the Teds have never won a playoff series in the NHL

ahahaha >teds

Lads, can we be more specific for this series than “>Russian” goaltending? It would help me follow the posts better. Thanks lads

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whats kippers doing in these discover card ads?

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES

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Next season they will get into the playoffs and still not win

has Rutta been good with the lightning? he was fucking awful as a blackhawk

>teds blow up the bank and tryhard to get in
>get in
>play like this
ohio

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Next season they'll miss
They barely got into this one

Are you guys watching the Sun Sports or USA broadcast?

Matt "so happy tampa didn't draft me" duchene

Matt Duchene is a loser and any team that gets him becomes a loser by default

for some reason my webm for retard maker cant get this one under 3MB

surprisingly yes, tampa and syracuse unlocked him

t. watched him in syracuse many times

>bolts sweep teds
>panarin and bobrovsky leave for south florida
>kitties get into scf with Q

thanks bolts

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Reminder that Poo Jackets are the only NHL team which never won a play off series

Not really. He's playing until stralman gets back

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Duchene is a fucking faggot and i think snes fans are happy hes gone

If Luongo still stays he might finally win his cup

Cant wait desu

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b-but what if Bob doesn’t improve with the kitties

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Jesus bob

You need to win a Stanley cup game 7, are you taking a Finnish goaltender or a Russian goaltender?

Duchene is a fucking cancer and he's getting what he deserves

>is it July 1st yet?

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jesus bobby is just getting peppered

how did it all resolve with peoples wives and gfs on ottawa all hating each other

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>nikolai khabibulin

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Russian

NBC shitting all over bob, lmao

I think Bobrovsky might be too good right now

SERG

ScaaaaaR

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columbus is gonna get spanked here and probably show up for game 2?

lol jk they are so fucked

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JUST

sorry poolumbus but this is going exactly as i thought it would

Ah gourdeo

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Teds BTFO

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>THIS SERIES IS OVER, GIVE THE BLOTS THE $10,000

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Bob counting down the days until he gets his big ass deal from Florida

>panarin and bobrovsky have already quit lol
fucking russians. no backbone.

Bob is going to go straight to the bus after this period.

Oh. My. Gourde.

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>panarin
>bobrovsky
>winning a playoff series
>winning 3 in the same season
bruh

LITERALLY SHAKING in pregame

>the shitty of Columbus

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It's way too early to start Publix-posing, but the score is telling me otherwise desu.

He's technically a Kazach

Why does a shit tier "city" like Columbus even have an nhl team

It's not that they don't have backbone, they just want to get the fuck out of Columbus

How can you bully the jackets when they have to play the best team ever

over under on how many drinks columbas fans consume by start of P2 i will set at 4.5

SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
>eberle

based isles

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More deserving than Vegas and Phoenix

I had a Publix Meatball sub today tbqh Nipponbro

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>Lightning PP

whats torts gonna tell em

damn, slow down yous..

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I’ve already have 6 and I started 20 minutes ago

colombus is the 3rd largest city in ohio

its not even a top 2 city in Ohio

With three goals.

Do the Bolts even care about the Blue Jackets? Like the BJs have to sit here knowing they're all-in this season with everything on the line, you've got a coach on the hotseat who's also up against his old team and the guy who replaced him, the franchise has had to play the Stanley Cup champs and then the soon-to-be Stanley Cup champs while now facing the Stanley Cup favourites all leading up to the fact the team is literally just trying to win ONE single round for the first time a year after an expansion team made the Stanley Cup finals while looking even better this year. Like goddamn, Columbus is fucked.

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CBJ - 4
TBGAY - 3

cap this

ur a fuckin cuck m89

Because it has millions of people

Ever been to Cleveland or Cincinnati? Columbus is definitely the best city.

vegas has sold out their arena for 105% capacity for literally every game they've ever played. you right about az though

Before the Publix posting commences I have to say Publix subs arent even on subways level and I don't understand why it's fine cuisine in florida

No one wants to live in Ohio.

Remember boys, if the bolts win tonight, you get free Chick-Fil-A sandwiched tomorrow!!

We know. Shudup.

I'm sorry, but did the Blue Jackets already lose? Oh, that's right. The series isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 1st intermission of game 1. Does not having the lead at the 1st intermission count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make these posts when the game is still on? The Blue Jackets are still playing right now and they have been the best team the wildcard race for how many years now?

I have $5 to spend on some fast food tonight.

Taco Bell, Wendys, or good old McD's?

Do we just put in Domingue for Game 3 and 4?

No m8 publix bread is not made with the stuff they use for pool noodles

3 soft and 2 hard tacos from TB to celebrate TB

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should have got the first wildcard instead

I had McDs before the game

They really skimped on the ketchup on my burgers

Nice bait m8

Just eat the $5. You'll feel sick and have diarrhea tomorrow, but there's a good chance that was going to happen anyway.

Hey guys, look, I love you guys. But you are all incredibly high if you honestly believe in sitting Bobrovsky. He's the best goalie we have, for better or worse.
I'm upset too but that's reality.

bob>joonas>playoff bob

Bob's had chances. Korpisalo could use more. If nothing else, he can at least catch a puck.

Taco bell

Play korpisalo. Not because I think he will win us the series. Because I’ve reached my limit watching Bobrovsky. I’m just so sick of watching Bob get shaken up in the playoffs with his fat rebounds, lack of awareness, and .891 GAA. And then have the audacity to demand a Carey Price contract and mentally check out when he doesn’t get it. Fuck Bobrovsky. Take your Vezinas to free agency and good fucking luck

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elvis miracle run when

I want to rape her lads

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>the third largest city state of Ohio

oh, hey, I remember You.. how's your balls?

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...

phoenix is the 5th biggest city in the us if you're autistic and ignore the metropolitan area

>Forslund calling the game on USA network

wtf, I was glad when the Canes made the playoffs so I didn't have to hear the worst broadcaster in the NHL call a playoff game on national TV

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...

Ghost pepper McChicken from McDonalds

damn good choice, You deserve some recognition for that

What about using Kinkaid?

>flaming diarrhea

Are you high Canadian ninja? Every game is sold out. Get on our level.

but the Ducks missed the playoffs.

>Ghost pepper McChicken
Why is this a thing

Stay distracted.

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Is that really a thing?

BOBROVSKY REDEMPTION ARC STARTING

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Are we not calling them the Blots this time?

>ted

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blots sit during play offs

Tampa Bay goes to the play offs

CLANG

>Bubbarawsky
Phil's not even trying. God, I love that old man.

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Haha isn't he the best? Also, if you're listening via stream, 98.1 WRUF is the least behind

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And >we went into snooze mode.

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Not totally sure where it is. It was in my time for a bit, I think they were trialing it in some Canadian cities at least. No clue if its fully real or elsewhere

Don’t give them life you idiots.

Give them life you idiots

boring thread desu next series will be so much more entertaining

>Bolts bully Poolumbus all season
>Bolts bully Poolumbus in the first period
I'm not surprised that it's a coring thread

NICKY FLIGS YAYYYYYY

HOLD UP

Bit careless there, boys.

Oh man. Gonna have to step up the intensity again now lads

Well it’s over. The comeback is locked now. Time to tie the noose.

The comeback starts

>it was 3-0
DANGEROUS LEAD

Fuck >we had a couple good chances there

TEDS ARE COMIN FOR YA

Ez win

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>busting in on the wing

fuck yeah dude i love jizzing

Panarin sucks

RT if true

t. a falseflag shitposter

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Fuck you. He's great.

He hasn’t been good in like 6 weeks

He'll be great in Sunrise.

Your mom hasn’t been good in 6 weeks but that doesn’t stop me from fucking her

>fucking a decomposing corpse
I believe reddit is for your kind, fella

Lot's of great saves all around

BUSTIN MAKE ME FEEL GOO~D

well lightning easily won this one

vegas pre game might be fun want to see another sword fight show

>never won a playoff series

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS! I JUST GOT HIRED AS AN INTERN FOR LIGHTNING RADIO!!! I START NEXT SEASON!!!

reporting parole violations to TB Lightning radio lads

you'll be doing it for free?

91981149

you should do sports talk radio instead so i can call in and call you a fat faggot

Nah, $12 an hour

They know I am on probation. I don't get to travel out of Florida though

congrats

Thanks man, it's been such a hard journey to get my life back. It's just that I have worked so hard in the last 2 years to be the best person I can be.

hell yeah, how many of yall like sex?

>4channel
>sex

i love that none of you have attacked lex for overcoming the shitty choices he made that landed him in such an awful situation

If we ignore him he might go away

imagine being in the same fan base as lex
nobody is in this thread and most are too new to know who he is

2bh its kinda funny to think about drunk-dialing a bomb threat to an elementary school

and then calling the cops on yourself lmao

imagine being a literal janitor at USF

LeXconvict

oh yeah i forgot about that detail lol. i remember when he was in jail and Yea Forums found his inmate number and where he was and tried visiting him or something

AYO HOL UP

HOLY BASED SAVARD
JACKIES DOWN BY 1

It was 3-0

hell yeah brothers

RUH ROH

PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD

it was 3-0 (three to nothing)

OH NONONONONONONONONONONO

W-w-what the fuck is going on?

This is why you never ever take your foot off the gas.

Just got accepted for the jannie position

>lightning pp

I didnt see any blood

fucking hell double minor

Jesus fucking Christ he’s not even bleeding, how is that a double minor

BRUH

There was some on the bridge of his nose you could see when they showed the slow mo of it

UHOH

You know the NHL has become a meme if TAMPA BAY is leading it

it's cool that refs can just decide to do that though with no oversight or retribution

Bloots

GIVE THE TEDS AND THE TED COLLECTIVE ALL YOUR ENERGY

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Business idea
Have refs commit penalties and both teams get to shoot a puck at his cock

It better be broken to call that a double minor, he brought it down to get the puck and not an intentional attack

>Lightning PP

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Hmm I didnt see it but I'll take your word for it

Thank you Pierre for those hot takes

this has been a jacket tier pp for the blots

Fucking Segachev carry it in you pussy

>\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

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Quick run into the looker room so they can't check for blood

HOOOOO BABYYYYYYY

TIE FUCKING GAME HOLY FUCKING BASED

HOLY FUCK GIVE US THE CUP OH MY GOD OH FUCK

>tampa
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH

TAMPON BAY BLOWN THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

TED TED TED TED TED TED TED

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ayfkm

Traded shorthanders

SCAAAAAAAARRRRRR

>it was 3-0

BASED FUCKING TEDS

ahhhhhhhhhh

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The only time you can legally highstick someone is when it's a follow through of a shot. Just because he didn't mean to doesn't mean shit.

Oh my

>IT WAS 3 (THREE) 0 (ZERO)

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This is on Cooper. Always fucking parks the bus.

lmao what was stamkos thinking there exactly

YES FUCK YES BROTHERS ALL WE GOTTA DO IS BELIEVE BABY

>giving up a 3 goal lead

lol
Jackets sweep in 3

HOLY SHIT TIED GAME

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>IT WAS 3-0

What a game

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>the state of the lgbting
>it was 3-0
>"historically great"

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wtf tampa
lmao

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LMAOOOOO GET FUCKED TAMPA

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

Just turned the game on, glad it looks like it's been a close back and forth game the entire time

UHHHHHHHHHH MY 62 WINS PRESIDENT TROPHY IS THE REAL CUP

>it was literally 3-0

>tampon gay

>tampon gay

imagine blowing a 3-0 lead to a team you only gave up 3 goals to in the regular season

GIVE THE JACKETS YOUR ENERGY NOW UUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

It sucks that they gave up the 3 goal lead, but we got an exciting game right now

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Too bad Ted already killed myself.

TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED

S-STANDINGS

HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING RIGHT NOW

>The Tampa Bay Static Electricity's

holy cringe

I can not even imagine what Torts is thinking right now

what did torts say/do to the team during 2nd intermission?

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>grandpa gay

muh s-standings

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\o/

>tampon gay
>in charge of a lead

LET'S GO TEDS *CLAP CLAP* LET'S GO TEDS *CLAP CLAP*

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Did you see Foligno get high sticked? He just brought his stick backwards. Where is the 4 minute?

Actually one team embarrassingly blew a massive lead and now has no momentum at all and will likely be swept in 3

COLUMBUS IN 4

HOLY FUCKING KEK THIS GAME HAS BEEN AMAZING

The Tampa playoff series first game loss meme is too much for me. I thought >we were about to put that one to rest, but I guess things are interesting now.

he told them to be yourself

Tranpa Gay LGBTning are paper tigers

Remind me, how much was Tampa up by lads?

Tampa sweeps in 5 get fucked kid

Bettman is already drafting a rule change that gives the presidents cup winner a 3-0 series lead and a 3-0 lead in each game of the first round

I can't count too good, but I believe it was
>3-0

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

4-3 JACKETS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GIVE
US
THE
CUP
ALREADY

>IT WAS 3-0

>BLOTS
>L
>O
>T
>S

There was no blood you massive retard. Paquette had blood on his nose after the high stick. Are you Teds really this retarded?

wew lads!

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>4-3

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Holy shit unironically BTFO

>it was 3-0
>Tampa gay

yfw the script is this hilarious

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HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA
>TRAMPON GAY
>TRAMPON GAY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0

>it was 3-0

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TEDS LEAD
>BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS

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>TAMPON GAY

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OH NO NO NO
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They would still find a way to choke

The absolute state of the
>rags south

>it was 3-0
>tampon gay
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FOR
THOSE
ABOUT
TO
ROCK

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BASED FUCKING TEDS AHAHAHAH

imagine the brackets if the bolts choke. nay, when they choke

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>trusting the blots to get ANYTHING right
FUCK YOU TAMPA YOU GOD DAMN SHITS

0-3 WORST LEAD IN HOCKEY

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>blots

No way

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

3
CURRENTLY -1

>Blade - Columbus
>Vampire - Bolts

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>they do it 4-3

We’re getting swept aren’t we

>cap this
kek

Hey retard, I said his nose better be broken and you argued intent as the reason. Obviously neither high stick was intent but one got a 4 minute. Choke on a dick

BRACKET BREAKER

TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED

What a pathetic performance.

OH MY GOD NOW I AM SWEATING

wew

unironically cant stop laughing irl this is amazing

Someone describe this comeback in stoner terms

more like t/e/d

>tampon gay

blue jackets already breaking my bracket.
i predicted lightning would sweep

nah senpai

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Dude weed
DUDE WEED
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM HIGH AS FUCK

COME THE FUCK ON TEDS

You said his nose should have broken his nose to get a double minor and argued that it wasn't intentional. I told you that it doesn't matter if it's intentional or not, it drew blood. Put the meth pipe down

uhhhh tampa it's not the ecf yet isn't too early to choke?

>yfw a finnish gm's insane all-in strategy is paying off

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PLEASE JUST SURVIVE FOR THREE MINUTES

If you’re Tampa it’s like taking a fat rip off a bong but then choking on the water and puking

please for the love of god do not choke this teds

PLEASE

DUDE
W30D

DUDE
W34D

FUCK THAT LETS SCORE ANOTHER GOAL

wasnt hard to see this coming, its just a sandwich

who gives a fuck you clowns

Holy shit that big of a choke, lmao blots

OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIS FAC-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

RUSSIAN GOALTENDIN-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*inhales*

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Based torts

What did Ted mean by this?

TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED

T E D
E
D

Great stuff guys

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COLUMBUS IS SOMEHOW LEADING 4-3
WITH 3:01 LEFT IN THE 3RD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GET IN HERE

Come on boys

who is Ted?

>John TortaTeda

He's actually doing it lads

my palms have never been so sweaty

>B L O C K E D

>pld

man i would've really liked to have that open net goal

Did Torts steal Vasy's anime tiddies and gave them to Bob?

same friend

But Vasy's a catmosexual?

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lmao trolled

The Ted dubs didn't lie

HOLY SHIT WE DID IT

IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0

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LMAO SO FUCKING BAD

LMAO THE MADMEN DID IT

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>the absolute state of blots

Okay, we’re literally getting swept. I can’t fucking believe this.

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MY LIGHTING IN 5 BET LOOKING GOOD

GG to any Jackets fans. See you on Saturday.

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TEDS WIN TEDS WIN TEDS WIN

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