OFFICIAL ROUND 1 STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS THREAD
COLUMBUS AT TAMPA BAY
OFFICIAL ROUND 1 STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS THREAD
COLUMBUS AT TAMPA BAY
Prepared to literally and unironically get BTFO?
go preds!
Gonna be a comfy series tbqhwy
How scared are you?
Not very. Could change if their aquisitions gel like some insist they will
Respect
Bolts in 4
Columbus in 4
Dubs for Ted
The Tampa Bay Lightning have entered the arena youtube.com
OH FUCK
ted in 7
let's go blow jackets let's go *clap clap*
whitney reporting in
Checked
thinking about the Big Cat
>bilasport is shitting itself at the worst moment
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I can literally smell the scared itt
only watching this game because it's the only game on
Who /ted/ here?
What part of the Tampa Bay area are you lads from?
Largo here
CAM ON YOU BLEW JACKETS
Only until they face >my team.
columbus, ohio
These fucking shitty streams.
>be Columbus
>be in playoffs
>MLS team saved from relocation
Why is Columbus the most Based Ohio city and the rest are so shit?
Alabama
Hoggei
>palm trees
>waterfront stadium
>sunny, balmy 70's
Get a good look Teds
>being a poorfag and not having a perfect HD stream of every NHL game at all times
Palm harbor here
Kansas City
been shitting on the teds for awhile but unironically want them to win even though the chances are slim
Prediction: Teds will score first 2 goals, but lose 6 to 3
It's time.
What part of Columbus are you lads from
Nigger
hate sunbelt
love teds
simple as
Akron
Merely a guest in your conquest for the spot might I say, go Tampa
The based lighting should not be forced to play this shit team it’s a waste of their time and talents
Please do not use such language in my thread user :)
What the fuck is that creature singing the anthem?
Cant believe they brought this bitch back again
holy shit this is bad
how do you do
Welcome to Florida it’s a weird place man
based sonya
>this is the best tampa could get to sing the anthem
Teds in 5
nationwide is on my side
When is puck drop? I don't want to see this other shit.
wtf y'all bolts fans shoulda gave me a heads up that your anthem singer is trash
goddamn that legit made me cringe
why
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Well I don’t want to see your shit anime posting
PLAYOFFS
LETS GO TEDS
LETS GO TEDS
LETS GO TEDS
live in CO now but grew up in Brandon/Valrico
LETS GO BOLTS!!
our military is filled with dmv employees
PULJU IN THE PRESS BOX TONIGHT
EVERYONE IS GONNA SCORE EXCEPT HIM
>anthems (and hockey) are for everyone, even for those who cant sing
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
CANT EVEN SELL OUT A PLAYOFF GAME
OH NO NO NONONONONONONO
SUNBELT HOCKEY LMAO
Palm Harbor
red santa skating by
oh they let retards in the air force? how nice
>teds play back to back champs in first rd
>get best team in regular season history now
feel bad for them desu
Ted leader, standing by
what does the "t" before sergeant stand for?
HOLY BASED DUBINSKY
Based
HERE WE GO
Quickest fight in a playoff opening game?
FIGHT
BASED
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
> Tranpa gay
DE-FENCE *clap clap* DE-FENCE *clap clap*
KILL THE BLUE JACKETS, LETS GO TAMPA
I love playoffs
DuBASED
Based hockey
fight fight
nigger and a white
if the white don't win
we all jump in
>an easy two interference calls on Tampa in a row
>nothing
>whistle blows when Columbus next touches it
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
is bolts v jackets actually gonna be an exciting series???
BASED
QUIT BULLYING COLUMBUS
Columbus in 4
Great pp guys
GET YOUR BROOMS OUT
LET'S
GO
BEE
JAYS
REEEEEEEEEE
AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA
FUCK BOLTS
Well that’s not a good sign
>Jones
oops
Playoff killorn lads
LMAO
>teds
>lel
SHORT HANDED SCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>bobchokesky
scAAAAARRR
>teds
KILLER! Love this new shorty meme.
Where the fuck is the stream
PLAYOFFS KILLORN HAS ARRIVED
Btfo
This is gonna get ugly
CAMON SETH SETTLE DA FOOKIN PUK
technical sergeant, that's an e-6
>source is a retired munitions nco
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
when does vegas play? these teams aren't based like the golden boys
P E A K
G R I M
SCAR
business idea: heem the bolts out of the game
>killorn shows up for the playoffs
More news at 11
>poolumbus
NOOOOOO
H A R V A R D
Shorthand SCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>1 shot
>1 goal
ted more like ded lol
What the hell is a heem?
teds are fucked.
Um... Swedebro?
>BLACKS
>IN
>HOCKEY
IT'S OVER
teds're ded
This is the only option.
this will just make it a sweet comeback and not a blowout. Teds in 4
Wow.
This team might win the cup lol
You'd think killorn was black how he stole that puck
Teds your only job is to hurt them, for the good of the league
WEW
whys that called killorn lol
Based Nick.
epic whiff xD
So far both teams look pretty even except for the pp
the teds are just gonna leave bob out to dry all series long if this is how they look
Man another year another loss in the first round
US 19 Bois whatup
Hello
I'm sorry but is the series over yet? No it's only the first period of game 1
This torts speech
Holy shit
waiting for the islanders game to start so I don't have to listen to pee air
For me, it's a 9-0 loss for the jackets
game 2 is a must-win imho
Nice that we get the Florida rivalry in net
:publix:
There is a city in Canada or the United States that has all its NHL fans at the moment saying.
Our NHL Team is out of the playoffs again, let's go and support the team of that other league, what is it called? so Major League Soccer
hi u
goddamn i f*cking love torts
Holy shit
Texier is so fast his jersey flows when he skates
this desu
Blue jackets are fucking trash about to get swept ezpz
>these pierre questions
jesus christ
reporting a parole violation to the Hillsborough County Sheriff lads
>Panthers gave up 20 SHG this season
Bob will fit in perfectly
Anyone watching on based FOX Sports Sun? If you switch your SAP to SAP3 you can hear Dave Mishkin and Phil Esposito
imagine Ted with pulju instead
Who? Stammer?
Man I hate blue niggers
>watching that garbage
You're missing out on Uncle Phil try to pronounce Bobrovsky.
Jackets are moving so slow compared to the bolts
imagine if pulju's development didnt get fucked by oilels
Who here switching over to the Isles vs Pongs game?
Sorry lads, Penguins / Islanders is about to start and I just remembered that I don't really care about either of these teams.
MAKE IT 10
cooper more like pooper lmao
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
just tuning in, lads. Looking quite grim so far but its only game 1 and the 1st period, lots of things can happen!
Idk they’ve got better possession so far. They win the puck battles. I’m not worried since the Lightning have been a bit dozy in the first, not that that’s a good thing.
get rekt
yeah, i'm thinking it's over.
It’s over, I’m not watching any more I already know how this ends
>teds
Alright teds. Good try
>Russian goaltending
bolts better just book their tee times now
based
SCAAAAAR CELERY
epic rebound xD
TED TED TED
its over, better luck next year teds
off to watch a real game
you blew it bobby
Im switching games
EMBARRASSING
WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING THIS SERIES
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
WELL CONGRATULATIONS BLOW JOBS, YOU GOT YOURSELF EXPOSED. NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
>mfw I have the Bolts to win in 5
DAMN I fucked up, didn't I?
The absolute state of ted
nice that they gave the #1 seed a bye
m-most dangerous lead
CELERY
I don’t understand this team
Why the fuck can’t they just show up for the playoffs
>bobrovsky with the .500 save percentage
>BOLTS IN 4
BOLTS IN 4
>BOLTS IN 4
BOLTS IN 4
>BOLTS IN 4
BOLTS IN 4
>BOLTS IN 4
BOLTS IN 4
>BOLTS IN 4
BOLTS IN 4
>BOLTS IN 4
BOLTS IN 4
>BOLTS IN 4
BOLTS IN 4
>BOLTS IN 4
BOLTS IN 4
>BOLTS IN 4
BOLTS IN 4
>BOLTS IN 4
BOLTS IN 4
>BOLTS IN 4
BOLTS IN 4
>BOLTS IN 4
BOLTS IN 4
>BOLTS IN 4
BOLTS IN 4
>russian goaltending
Injuring kuch and vasi probably
yep, me too.
Bolt will give them game 4
>one of the commentators actually said this is going to be a long series
>tfw cant wait to get drunk at the stanley cup parade and get arrested
Point with the mcdavid impersonation
we know you're used to it lexplorer
Panarin has never won a playoff series in the NHL
Duchene has never won a playoff series in the NHL
the Teds have never won a playoff series in the NHL
ahahaha >teds
Lads, can we be more specific for this series than “>Russian” goaltending? It would help me follow the posts better. Thanks lads
whats kippers doing in these discover card ads?
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
Next season they will get into the playoffs and still not win
has Rutta been good with the lightning? he was fucking awful as a blackhawk
>teds blow up the bank and tryhard to get in
>get in
>play like this
ohio
Next season they'll miss
They barely got into this one
Are you guys watching the Sun Sports or USA broadcast?
Matt "so happy tampa didn't draft me" duchene
Matt Duchene is a loser and any team that gets him becomes a loser by default
for some reason my webm for retard maker cant get this one under 3MB
surprisingly yes, tampa and syracuse unlocked him
t. watched him in syracuse many times
>bolts sweep teds
>panarin and bobrovsky leave for south florida
>kitties get into scf with Q
thanks bolts
Reminder that Poo Jackets are the only NHL team which never won a play off series
Not really. He's playing until stralman gets back
Duchene is a fucking faggot and i think snes fans are happy hes gone
If Luongo still stays he might finally win his cup
Cant wait desu
b-but what if Bob doesn’t improve with the kitties
Jesus bob
You need to win a Stanley cup game 7, are you taking a Finnish goaltender or a Russian goaltender?
Duchene is a fucking cancer and he's getting what he deserves
>is it July 1st yet?
jesus bobby is just getting peppered
how did it all resolve with peoples wives and gfs on ottawa all hating each other
>nikolai khabibulin
Russian
NBC shitting all over bob, lmao
I think Bobrovsky might be too good right now
SERG
ScaaaaaR
columbus is gonna get spanked here and probably show up for game 2?
lol jk they are so fucked
JUST
sorry poolumbus but this is going exactly as i thought it would
Ah gourdeo
Teds BTFO
>THIS SERIES IS OVER, GIVE THE BLOTS THE $10,000
Bob counting down the days until he gets his big ass deal from Florida
>panarin and bobrovsky have already quit lol
fucking russians. no backbone.
Bob is going to go straight to the bus after this period.
Oh. My. Gourde.
>panarin
>bobrovsky
>winning a playoff series
>winning 3 in the same season
bruh
LITERALLY SHAKING in pregame
>the shitty of Columbus
It's way too early to start Publix-posing, but the score is telling me otherwise desu.
He's technically a Kazach
Why does a shit tier "city" like Columbus even have an nhl team
It's not that they don't have backbone, they just want to get the fuck out of Columbus
How can you bully the jackets when they have to play the best team ever
over under on how many drinks columbas fans consume by start of P2 i will set at 4.5
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
>eberle
based isles
More deserving than Vegas and Phoenix
I had a Publix Meatball sub today tbqh Nipponbro
>Lightning PP
whats torts gonna tell em
damn, slow down yous..
I’ve already have 6 and I started 20 minutes ago
colombus is the 3rd largest city in ohio
its not even a top 2 city in Ohio
With three goals.
Do the Bolts even care about the Blue Jackets? Like the BJs have to sit here knowing they're all-in this season with everything on the line, you've got a coach on the hotseat who's also up against his old team and the guy who replaced him, the franchise has had to play the Stanley Cup champs and then the soon-to-be Stanley Cup champs while now facing the Stanley Cup favourites all leading up to the fact the team is literally just trying to win ONE single round for the first time a year after an expansion team made the Stanley Cup finals while looking even better this year. Like goddamn, Columbus is fucked.
CBJ - 4
TBGAY - 3
cap this
ur a fuckin cuck m89
Because it has millions of people
Ever been to Cleveland or Cincinnati? Columbus is definitely the best city.
vegas has sold out their arena for 105% capacity for literally every game they've ever played. you right about az though
Before the Publix posting commences I have to say Publix subs arent even on subways level and I don't understand why it's fine cuisine in florida
No one wants to live in Ohio.
Remember boys, if the bolts win tonight, you get free Chick-Fil-A sandwiched tomorrow!!
We know. Shudup.
I'm sorry, but did the Blue Jackets already lose? Oh, that's right. The series isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 1st intermission of game 1. Does not having the lead at the 1st intermission count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make these posts when the game is still on? The Blue Jackets are still playing right now and they have been the best team the wildcard race for how many years now?
I have $5 to spend on some fast food tonight.
Taco Bell, Wendys, or good old McD's?
Do we just put in Domingue for Game 3 and 4?
No m8 publix bread is not made with the stuff they use for pool noodles
3 soft and 2 hard tacos from TB to celebrate TB
should have got the first wildcard instead
I had McDs before the game
They really skimped on the ketchup on my burgers
Nice bait m8
Just eat the $5. You'll feel sick and have diarrhea tomorrow, but there's a good chance that was going to happen anyway.
Hey guys, look, I love you guys. But you are all incredibly high if you honestly believe in sitting Bobrovsky. He's the best goalie we have, for better or worse.
I'm upset too but that's reality.
bob>joonas>playoff bob
Bob's had chances. Korpisalo could use more. If nothing else, he can at least catch a puck.
Taco bell
Play korpisalo. Not because I think he will win us the series. Because I’ve reached my limit watching Bobrovsky. I’m just so sick of watching Bob get shaken up in the playoffs with his fat rebounds, lack of awareness, and .891 GAA. And then have the audacity to demand a Carey Price contract and mentally check out when he doesn’t get it. Fuck Bobrovsky. Take your Vezinas to free agency and good fucking luck
elvis miracle run when
I want to rape her lads
>the third largest city state of Ohio
oh, hey, I remember You.. how's your balls?
...
phoenix is the 5th biggest city in the us if you're autistic and ignore the metropolitan area
>Forslund calling the game on USA network
wtf, I was glad when the Canes made the playoffs so I didn't have to hear the worst broadcaster in the NHL call a playoff game on national TV
...
Ghost pepper McChicken from McDonalds
damn good choice, You deserve some recognition for that
What about using Kinkaid?
>flaming diarrhea
Are you high Canadian ninja? Every game is sold out. Get on our level.
but the Ducks missed the playoffs.
>Ghost pepper McChicken
Why is this a thing
Stay distracted.
Is that really a thing?
BOBROVSKY REDEMPTION ARC STARTING
Are we not calling them the Blots this time?
>ted
blots sit during play offs
Tampa Bay goes to the play offs
CLANG
>Bubbarawsky
Phil's not even trying. God, I love that old man.
Haha isn't he the best? Also, if you're listening via stream, 98.1 WRUF is the least behind
And >we went into snooze mode.
Not totally sure where it is. It was in my time for a bit, I think they were trialing it in some Canadian cities at least. No clue if its fully real or elsewhere
Don’t give them life you idiots.
Give them life you idiots
boring thread desu next series will be so much more entertaining
>Bolts bully Poolumbus all season
>Bolts bully Poolumbus in the first period
I'm not surprised that it's a coring thread
NICKY FLIGS YAYYYYYY
HOLD UP
Bit careless there, boys.
Oh man. Gonna have to step up the intensity again now lads
Well it’s over. The comeback is locked now. Time to tie the noose.
The comeback starts
>it was 3-0
DANGEROUS LEAD
Fuck >we had a couple good chances there
TEDS ARE COMIN FOR YA
Ez win
>busting in on the wing
fuck yeah dude i love jizzing
Panarin sucks
RT if true
t. a falseflag shitposter
Fuck you. He's great.
He hasn’t been good in like 6 weeks
He'll be great in Sunrise.
Your mom hasn’t been good in 6 weeks but that doesn’t stop me from fucking her
>fucking a decomposing corpse
I believe reddit is for your kind, fella
Lot's of great saves all around
BUSTIN MAKE ME FEEL GOO~D
well lightning easily won this one
vegas pre game might be fun want to see another sword fight show
>never won a playoff series
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS! I JUST GOT HIRED AS AN INTERN FOR LIGHTNING RADIO!!! I START NEXT SEASON!!!
reporting parole violations to TB Lightning radio lads
you'll be doing it for free?
91981149
you should do sports talk radio instead so i can call in and call you a fat faggot
Nah, $12 an hour
They know I am on probation. I don't get to travel out of Florida though
congrats
Thanks man, it's been such a hard journey to get my life back. It's just that I have worked so hard in the last 2 years to be the best person I can be.
hell yeah, how many of yall like sex?
>4channel
>sex
i love that none of you have attacked lex for overcoming the shitty choices he made that landed him in such an awful situation
If we ignore him he might go away
imagine being in the same fan base as lex
nobody is in this thread and most are too new to know who he is
2bh its kinda funny to think about drunk-dialing a bomb threat to an elementary school
and then calling the cops on yourself lmao
imagine being a literal janitor at USF
LeXconvict
oh yeah i forgot about that detail lol. i remember when he was in jail and Yea Forums found his inmate number and where he was and tried visiting him or something
AYO HOL UP
HOLY BASED SAVARD
JACKIES DOWN BY 1
It was 3-0
hell yeah brothers
RUH ROH
PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD
it was 3-0 (three to nothing)
OH NONONONONONONONONONONO
W-w-what the fuck is going on?
This is why you never ever take your foot off the gas.
Just got accepted for the jannie position
>lightning pp
I didnt see any blood
fucking hell double minor
Jesus fucking Christ he’s not even bleeding, how is that a double minor
BRUH
There was some on the bridge of his nose you could see when they showed the slow mo of it
UHOH
You know the NHL has become a meme if TAMPA BAY is leading it
it's cool that refs can just decide to do that though with no oversight or retribution
Bloots
GIVE THE TEDS AND THE TED COLLECTIVE ALL YOUR ENERGY
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Business idea
Have refs commit penalties and both teams get to shoot a puck at his cock
It better be broken to call that a double minor, he brought it down to get the puck and not an intentional attack
>Lightning PP
Hmm I didnt see it but I'll take your word for it
Thank you Pierre for those hot takes
this has been a jacket tier pp for the blots
Fucking Segachev carry it in you pussy
>\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
Quick run into the looker room so they can't check for blood
HOOOOO BABYYYYYYY
TIE FUCKING GAME HOLY FUCKING BASED
HOLY FUCK GIVE US THE CUP OH MY GOD OH FUCK
>tampa
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
TAMPON BAY BLOWN THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
TED TED TED TED TED TED TED
ayfkm
Traded shorthanders
SCAAAAAAAARRRRRR
>it was 3-0
BASED FUCKING TEDS
ahhhhhhhhhh
The only time you can legally highstick someone is when it's a follow through of a shot. Just because he didn't mean to doesn't mean shit.
Oh my
>IT WAS 3 (THREE) 0 (ZERO)
This is on Cooper. Always fucking parks the bus.
lmao what was stamkos thinking there exactly
YES FUCK YES BROTHERS ALL WE GOTTA DO IS BELIEVE BABY
>giving up a 3 goal lead
lol
Jackets sweep in 3
HOLY SHIT TIED GAME
>IT WAS 3-0
What a game
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the state of the lgbting
>it was 3-0
>"historically great"
wtf tampa
lmao
LMAOOOOO GET FUCKED TAMPA
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Just turned the game on, glad it looks like it's been a close back and forth game the entire time
UHHHHHHHHHH MY 62 WINS PRESIDENT TROPHY IS THE REAL CUP
>it was literally 3-0
>tampon gay
>tampon gay
imagine blowing a 3-0 lead to a team you only gave up 3 goals to in the regular season
GIVE THE JACKETS YOUR ENERGY NOW UUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH
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It sucks that they gave up the 3 goal lead, but we got an exciting game right now
Too bad Ted already killed myself.
TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED
S-STANDINGS
HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING RIGHT NOW
>The Tampa Bay Static Electricity's
holy cringe
I can not even imagine what Torts is thinking right now
what did torts say/do to the team during 2nd intermission?
>grandpa gay
muh s-standings
\o/
>tampon gay
>in charge of a lead
LET'S GO TEDS *CLAP CLAP* LET'S GO TEDS *CLAP CLAP*
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
Did you see Foligno get high sticked? He just brought his stick backwards. Where is the 4 minute?
Actually one team embarrassingly blew a massive lead and now has no momentum at all and will likely be swept in 3
COLUMBUS IN 4
HOLY FUCKING KEK THIS GAME HAS BEEN AMAZING
The Tampa playoff series first game loss meme is too much for me. I thought >we were about to put that one to rest, but I guess things are interesting now.
he told them to be yourself
Tranpa Gay LGBTning are paper tigers
Remind me, how much was Tampa up by lads?
Tampa sweeps in 5 get fucked kid
Bettman is already drafting a rule change that gives the presidents cup winner a 3-0 series lead and a 3-0 lead in each game of the first round
I can't count too good, but I believe it was
>3-0
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
4-3 JACKETS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GIVE
US
THE
CUP
ALREADY
>IT WAS 3-0
>BLOTS
>L
>O
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There was no blood you massive retard. Paquette had blood on his nose after the high stick. Are you Teds really this retarded?
wew lads!
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>4-3
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Holy shit unironically BTFO
>it was 3-0
>Tampa gay
yfw the script is this hilarious
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA
>TRAMPON GAY
>TRAMPON GAY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
>it was 3-0
TEDS LEAD
>BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS >BLOTS
>TAMPON GAY
OH NO NO NO
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They would still find a way to choke
The absolute state of the
>rags south
>it was 3-0
>tampon gay
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FOR
THOSE
ABOUT
TO
ROCK
CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ CBJ
BASED FUCKING TEDS AHAHAHAH
imagine the brackets if the bolts choke. nay, when they choke
>trusting the blots to get ANYTHING right
FUCK YOU TAMPA YOU GOD DAMN SHITS
0-3 WORST LEAD IN HOCKEY
>blots
No way
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
3
CURRENTLY -1
>Blade - Columbus
>Vampire - Bolts
>they do it 4-3
We’re getting swept aren’t we
>cap this
kek
Hey retard, I said his nose better be broken and you argued intent as the reason. Obviously neither high stick was intent but one got a 4 minute. Choke on a dick
BRACKET BREAKER
TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED
What a pathetic performance.
OH MY GOD NOW I AM SWEATING
wew
unironically cant stop laughing irl this is amazing
Someone describe this comeback in stoner terms
more like t/e/d
>tampon gay
blue jackets already breaking my bracket.
i predicted lightning would sweep
nah senpai
Dude weed
DUDE WEED
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM HIGH AS FUCK
COME THE FUCK ON TEDS
You said his nose should have broken his nose to get a double minor and argued that it wasn't intentional. I told you that it doesn't matter if it's intentional or not, it drew blood. Put the meth pipe down
uhhhh tampa it's not the ecf yet isn't too early to choke?
>yfw a finnish gm's insane all-in strategy is paying off
PLEASE JUST SURVIVE FOR THREE MINUTES
If you’re Tampa it’s like taking a fat rip off a bong but then choking on the water and puking
please for the love of god do not choke this teds
PLEASE
DUDE
W30D
DUDE
W34D
FUCK THAT LETS SCORE ANOTHER GOAL
wasnt hard to see this coming, its just a sandwich
who gives a fuck you clowns
Holy shit that big of a choke, lmao blots
OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIS FAC-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
RUSSIAN GOALTENDIN-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*inhales*
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Based torts
What did Ted mean by this?
TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED TED
T E D
E
D
Great stuff guys
COLUMBUS IS SOMEHOW LEADING 4-3
WITH 3:01 LEFT IN THE 3RD
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GET IN HERE
Come on boys
who is Ted?
>John TortaTeda
He's actually doing it lads
my palms have never been so sweaty
>B L O C K E D
>pld
man i would've really liked to have that open net goal
Did Torts steal Vasy's anime tiddies and gave them to Bob?
same friend
But Vasy's a catmosexual?
lmao trolled
The Ted dubs didn't lie
HOLY SHIT WE DID IT
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
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IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
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>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
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IT WAS 3-0
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IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
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IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
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IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
LMAO SO FUCKING BAD
LMAO THE MADMEN DID IT
>the absolute state of blots
Okay, we’re literally getting swept. I can’t fucking believe this.
MY LIGHTING IN 5 BET LOOKING GOOD
GG to any Jackets fans. See you on Saturday.
TEDS WIN TEDS WIN TEDS WIN