/mlb/ general - SWAG edition

CHC: Lester (hamstring) heads to injured list
NYY: Sanchez out of lineup against Astros
STL: Carpenter signs extension with Cardinals
HOU: Alex Bregman (hamstring) not in lineup Wed.
TOR: Vlad Jr. (oblique) moving to Triple-A Buffalo
MIN: Nelson Cruz not in MIN lineup Wednesday
SD: Tatis Jr. out of Padres lineup on Wednesday
CLE: Lindor (ankle, calf) ran in the outfield Wed.
COL: Braves @ Rockies postponed due to snow
LAA: Mike Trout (groin) hopes to return on Friday

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Why would you make a new thread?

I call it DeToilet

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Real

Is this the thread?

this is the thread

>late
>already two threads before it
STAHP

hideous

>i don't like the other two generals
>guess 'll make a third
no one is out to get you, fucklord, you just have asberger's.

>wasnt doing well
it's the middle of day, why the fuck are you making extra threads

What do you care

>just keep making baseball threads
if you made game threads with this much enthusiasm, other generals wouldn't talk so much shit about baseball

We don't actually watch baseball anymore
This is the sport now

>why do i care if there are four generals
>why does anyone care if some assclown throws a shitfit if he doesn't make the OP
real head-scratcher

Why do you care if there are four generals?

real thread so the autist has a meltdown kek

This board was handed down to us through ancient Japanese tradition and if we make more than one thread at a time the spirits of samurai will haunt us

>already two generals
>i'll make a third
>but the other guys is the autist
okay buddy

pretty sure the mods do.

I don't make threads, but this backseat moderation thing is truly faggoty to the core and you must know it

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>this is the thread that is new
>this is the thread that was on time
Posting ITT, every other thread is dead or autistic

PROTIP: Autism is bad.

Both OPs Are retarded and houspie is probably laughing right now

>i know better than the mods
Bold stance.

why does literally anyone care who the OP is, and since when can we have multiple generals, this changes everything

this is the thread

Here we go baseball here we go *clap clap*

>buys you some peanuts & cracker jacks

post-modern baseball
>giants are just okay

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>the absolute state of bants

Alright. Which one of you autistic faggots burglarized Nick Markakis?

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Starlord.

Starlord got burglarized?!

Starlord? Maybe. Nick Markakis? Definitely.

wtf

>the absolutely state of new york

>the absolute state of /mlb/

>PHILTHY >330 MILLION >PHILTHY >PHILTHY >330 MILLION >PHILTHY >PHILTHY >330 MILLION >PHILTHY >PHILTHY >330 MILLION >PHILTHY

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>philthy
>jew york
>scubs
>doyers
yeah i'm thinking baseball is back.

>three threads
YOURE GOD DAMN RIGHT IT IS

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>marlels

god its going to be a third straight long summer

you're in Florida. It's 98 degrees, 110% humidity, and theres alligators.

Of course it fucking is.

it never left, good sir.

the 19th century will never die.

>ball
forever based

Absolutely based.

this is now the umpire thread

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>mariners
>royals
>mid-day beisbol

>Thom Brennaman bitching about socialism on the Reds broadcast

Based

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Someone needs to sort this mlb multi thread bullshit out

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someone needs to sort Rob Manfred out

>marlels
have you considered the marilels

>M's win

>resd

everyone's arguing about threads and i'm just ITT, posting baseball.

Laugh at the dodgers

Yankees are fucking shit

Threadly reminder that the Kansas City Royals are winning the World Series in 2021 and there is nothing you can do to stop it

the path of the spacenoid is the righteous path. Who needs a bullpen when you have escaped the crushing despair of earth's gravity?

go m's

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BIRDS IN FIRST

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Real thread

>spamming another thread with your thread
that's a paddlin'

I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE
AND FURIOUS ANGER
THOSE WHO ATTEMPT TO POISON
AND DESTROY >MY MARINERS

>NL
dropped

go away

wtf is this shit

An amphibious mobile suit that was mass-produced by neo zeon.

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can you play baseball in it

>in it
>not with it

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sorry this is the non-anime thread. fuck off

>tfw you just want to post about baseball, but shitlords are ruining the generals and one autistic sperg is sullying your team's good name

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no you

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sexy

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you won't make any friends that way, kid

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can anyone point me to a decent game thread

>regular season

Based real thread here
We welcome anime here

no we aren't. stop spamming your shit, mongrel, you're the reason there's fifty threads

>LAA: Mike Trout (groin) hopes to return on Friday
i've pulled my groin, too.

in fact i'm pulling it right now

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FAGGIT

GAEM THREAD WHERE

Ayyy

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going to the thread with 300+ posts, lads

>cusb

>sawsk

...

>most hated /mlb/ teams playing
DIS GON BE GUD

>stros

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this is the thread

M's!!

posting

>cusb
>rain delay

Can't wait to see what faggotry tomorrow brings, /mlb/.

This is still my favorite thread.

>tigers!

SEA ATTLE
SEA ATTLE
SAY IT WITH ME
SEA ATTLE

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wrong sport, but honestly i'm upvoting it

>baseball

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>100
based ballposters

good thread

wait until tomorrow!

MAR INNERS
MAR INNERS

>late night shitposting

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