OFFICIAL MANCHESTER UNITED v. BARCELONA THREAD 2

fuck

um, yeah, anime

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who the FUCK is this

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Post THAT webm, you know the one

Well shit.This must be the worst timeline.

10th for TSUUUUUUU

Conserving his energy to put United in the dirt at a later date, why is he so smart?

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>Wait for the ref announcements
>Oh they're Italian, maybe they'll actually not suck FIFA cock
>15 mins in, and Shaw gets a straight yellow for a shove that didn't even knock down Messi guaranteeing he cannot play in the next match
Well that didn't last long

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YOU'RE WATCHING THE WRONG GAME YOU FUCKING NERDS

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i just want to know what songs playing

I chuckled when the commentator mentioned it was excellent football, how low their standards can be

normal day at a bodega

Just got home, how badly are we getting dicked?

holy based

Half time slags

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well it is going to happen user

no please, I've seen it enough during the world cup

*honk honk*

based dave mustain

>Pogba has the Barcelona midfield rattled!
>United have nothing to worry about, they've been the most dangerous team!

The English bias from BT is fucking hilarious.

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its the literal chad meme wtf

What's your match beverage lads?

Sauce

thank you pete

She's such an alpha

They are literally subhumans, how can they watch muh muscle ball and muh longball every single week, this is why I don’t watch the EPLel

Because he's fucking shit
He's a skills player, they're not exactly good at showing up against strong physical play. Especially when they play in a fake league that exists solely for money laundering
I will say I respect Messi though, no matter how much other players best the shit out of him he doesn't complain about it

Ashley Young captain against Barca.
Smalling shitting himself.

god the atmosphere in this game is so shit after watching liverpoo porto last night

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wadder

...

Nothing but sprite. Messi style. I ain't even joking

Thank you, my life could be better.

>Smalling shitting himself
How is this different from any other game

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Cunny says Messi will score!

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Match has been a bit dull desu

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>credit to Utd, they've got a foothold in the game

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Rather uninteresting display of football this evening.

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spooked

There’s an English cracked version? Send link desu

>tfw no black gf

is that fucking steve nash?

They're watching a shit team get tossed aside tbf

HALF TIME TSUUU THREAD

Henrik Larsson's English is so comfy lads

It all returns to nothing

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vile harlot

the Anglo cancer needs to be removed from the football world

>Pogba has the Barcelona midfield rattled!
he's playing for Man Utd but thinking about the next club where he'll earn even more.
I wonder how Man Utd fans feel about the fact that he's playing his best only to seem more desirable for other clubs, i.e. to get out of there asap.

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coca cola without caffeine

Used a VPN set to Singapore earlier (tunnelbear) took a while but it eventually loaded it

They're desperate for an excuse to absolve Ole and United of any blame for the performance.

They need a dodgy red or penalty to shift the focus

kind of disrespectful for pepsi to put salah in that commercial after he died in that plane crash

Henke is comfy

Did nobody watch the copa del rey classico? Barca played shit and still won. BT pundits fucked in the head if they think manure are threatening VARca

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me trying to figure out what to fap to

the blonde man was entranced

>not knowing his moves
autism

No thanks, I love Ronaldo but I also like Ajax
Would rather just find out the scores instead of feeling conflicted

use saucenao n*gger

imagine those lips around your cock heheh

Barcelona are 1 or 2 counters away from getting scored on. It's been the state of this team since the start of the season, dont blame him too much

Could Liverpool beat Barcelona?

Ajax didn’t deserve that

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they play completely different positions
you wouldn't understand this thought because you're a braindead american

that is a white woman in blackface

Based cunny

>Shitting himself
>Playing better than the entire Barca back line
Do I need to take the potato away?

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Super late Barcelona goal webum.

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Smallin broke messis nose but for the brits and his colonies alba is a cunt, fucking albion.

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Probably, they don't look all that.

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>conceding a goal is better than not conceding a goal
>tf
>tp

>all man u can do is try to beat up messi with their thugs

dembele will come in and score 3 goals

faggots

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>this match

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Inside is a smelly stinker faggot with ets

no idea who these morons are, they so biased for Utd. only watching because the stream is always rock solid

point and laugh at that sissy AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>tsuman will outscore Messi in the CL again
holy shit. Tsu literally coasts for 6 months, let's the autist think he's got the ballon door in the bag and then he starts playing seriously, wins the CL and cucks the autist at the same time

MEIN KUK

thanks

Look at him here.

Disturbed by the lack of slags ITT desu

enlighten me

>that Messi first touch
He's finished.

I know he's a retired player but I forget his name

If Barca play like this against Liverpool they will get BTFO by the memepress.

If they're smart enough to change their system then they will win

He does though, no Matic and no Herrera yet their midfield is shut the fuck down

Should I bet on over 2.5 goals, lads?

Seemed pretty clear when he signed it was only because the Spanish clubs didnt want him and Utd meant more money than Juve, they're probably not surprised

no shit, if the roles were reversed thats dirty play but ofc brave english lad smalling with a great challenge!

finally

kek what a bitch

Forgot to mention, these would be the actual steps.
>Google the games steam page
>Get VPN up on Singapore
>Click Play game
>Log into steam (I was logged out initially)
>???
>Profit

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wtf are you talking about
messi has 8 goals in the CL, ronaldo has 3

POST TSU IN HERE OR 7 YEARS BAD LUCK

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just believe in it user and you'll make it

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He'll really cuck Messi when he does it against him
It's like he was hiding in a hotel to fuck Antonella
He has to fuck her right in front of Messi now

how do you have .5 of a goal

Statistically yes

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The hell are you watching?
Geeze I know most of you cunts have terrible taste in sport but the mental gymnastics you do to make sure you talk shit about United is pathetic

Filippo Inzaghi

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United haven't created a single decent chance at home

cleary og, shame Suarez had that dickhead linesman stop his full celebration tho

State of Juve defense

that's kinda hot wtf

Probably a nigga in that suit to be honest family

Ravanelli aka the silver fox

>that Tagliafico shoot

My heart

my god

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delete this

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Seems like he did it on purpose to create space

BOR-ING

>Juve

>groups

it hasn't been updated since this afternoon. barca will go top after this game ends.

Ole´s at the wheel

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nah plenty chicks into that shit

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Luca Toni and the girl is Juanita Banana

this is both the same girl btw
she model

OLE has JUST hair

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Thanks, my irish friend.

he's got 5 goals senpai. 1 in the group stage, 3 against atletico and 1 today. at the rate he's going he'll easily surpass Messi provided Jewve don't get knocked out early since Messi doesn't score that often in decisive matches

What is the best Smiths album?

Based

Juve literally fell asleep

The Cure - Pornogrpahy

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

aya

oof what a goal ajax

none of them

self titled and strangeways close after

the queen is dead

>sticking your dick in crazy
Yikes

>FRIED

United's 23 looks at Suarez and doesn't bother defending

b&r

>ugly peoples drunk in a pub

the britiest video ever

Norgebro you got the webm of the juve/ajax game?

>FRED

It's a Fred and Young ruins everything episode

you'd expect ronaldo to score more, since he's an out-and-out striker and not a playmaker like messi

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based

VIDAL IN FFS BUSQUETS IS TOO SHIT

link please?

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>fred

Handball

HANDBALL

lmoa fred

>Fred
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

better than not sticking it anywhere tbf

Jesus fucking get Fred off

sdfgdf.xyz/1397/manchester-united-vs-barcelona/?link=2

it would be french if all of them were niggers and there was a big wheel of cheese on the floor

Gentle reminder Busquets is a one paced crab pass merchant and never would have made it in the premier league

What are the Pakis complaining about lol. Hand was in a natural position

>fred

busquets yellow card count: 3

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God I wish that were me

>fred

How do I get United to buy some shit player I own?

what the fuck is buskeks doing

We're 50 minutes in and Messi doesn't even have a shot. Pathetic

fucking love larkin!

>trashford

>trashford

wh-who?! Haha

Tell them City are interested

is that larry nassar

McTominay is a very tidy player

uhm what is that white residue in the inside of her tights
do l want to know?

haha imagine she doesnt stop and instead suffocates you to death as you desperately fight for breathe but only take in more ass haha

>trashford

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hand ball lol

>Lucaca

based rapey chink

BASED

>trashfurd

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living the dream

Thanks but...

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>how will he deal with the PACE????????

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this is seriously one of the sloppiest Barca's I've seen lately I mean holy shit

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>sdfgdf.xyz/1397/manchester-united-vs-barcelona/?link=2
thx :)

>RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD >RASHFORD

>trashford

>fill your team with black players
>win absolutely nothing

Nice shot retard

kekford

yup, that shot's going into the eplel thread

Rashford? More like Rash :D

It's the little things I love about this webm. Strongbow glass, the gambling machine, karaoke going on, last lass with a broken foot probably just to help claim benefits.

>niggerford

>trashford again

>SLIPS

SEMEDO OUT
BUSQUETS OUT

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>rashford
the fucking hype over this gimp is ridiculous

>shoots with thigh

Chelsea 09/10

Messi's been playing too deep tonight

Dubs and only you die in exchange we all get gfs insha'allah

This is valverde is big games

put in dembele and end this shit

It is basically this man's job to score goals.
And he is paid millions to do that job.

Let that sink in.

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This

the whitest football related screenshot in years

>manchester

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and you bongs were rating Rashford ? top lel

>Trashford
Utter fucking garbage

did you see the world cup?

VIDAL IN

british pundits falling for the "our team is playing really well because they run fast and look confident and excited" meme.
WC all over again.

probably just branding/tagless stuff

>t. started watching football in August 2018

semedumb

based nacho

Name pls

Why is manchester so shit, lads?

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do goalkeepers smoke cigarettes?

Valverde out seriously
the nigger is too defensive minded in away CL games this shit just doesn't work and hasn't been working

not residue probably tags that are attached to the fabric

pls lads

SUB TRASHFORD OFF

people on about messi an ronaldo fergetin fact glenn murrays level on PL goals with fermino an pogber. outscorin so called best young "english" talent rashferd. all wile single handedly keepin brighton safe from relergation. still no england cap. pc gone mad

>pinning a team in their own half for 10 minutes isn't good football

ban anyone trolling about handball

Strangeways

>rashford
get him off ffs

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>messoy

how is rashford so shit, isn't he supposed to be their best striker?

TRASHFORD

Why isn’t Sanchez playing? He’s there best and highest paid player

Things we have learned (but actually knew):

Young is shit. Rashford is shit. Fred is shit. Snalling is shit. McTominay is way better than Matic and should start every match.

Alb is a cunt. Busquets is a cunt. Coutinho is shit. Barca won't win the CL.

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>Kill a prostitute
>Record an album about it
Based robert

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based and eaglepilled

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WHY does Valverde persist with Coutinho as part of the front 3

>team full of niggers and mutts
>dumb 60IQ plays all the time
lovely manure

Barca so lucky

United by far the better team here should be comfortably winning

Neutral before anybody cries

Because they play most of their season in """""Premier""""" League

aren't these suposed to be 2 of the best teams in the CL? boring as fuck these teams suck

he does this and he can't score the foul. he should stay up, let the midfield do their job

What is the point of rakishit again?

whats wrong with her eyes

this is a cursed webm
dont look at it

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very saggy tits

this is a typical barca game this season lol

>0 shots on goal

what a dumb sport

>2 of the best teams
no that's the other match on

Is it true she has autism?

>American 'soccer' fans

wtf is happening to alba and busquets? they're huesca tier today

god tier body

what's this downies name again?

>Barca won't win the CL.
Put the money on it then.

He works hard and scores when it matters.

pancake with feathers.

>should be comfortably winning
lmao

did it died?

she looks like she smells great

is birb ok?

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lmao that's a strange looking sport

Pogchamps in the chat

opposition is huesca tier as well, so they are blending in

:(

barcelona are fucking average as shit

ajax for cl pls

>team that dominates possession/runs faster with ball is the best team.
>american football expertise

WHEN THE SEAGULS

>that ref

DELET THIS

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barca is shook, if they had world class players up front they would be winning

>trashford

nah I've watched them all, you and I know it's not this bad. Usually Messi will save them or they'll have some good offence but there's literally nothing today and every other ball is sloppy and looks 2nd rate

any hue here? do you guys pronounce "philippe" "philippay" like the commentators are doing right now or just "philip"

Abuse obsessed

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How can you honestly say that. They are both mediocre but united is trash right now

>coutinho

F

Pogba is the softest nigger ive ever seen

YOU FAT BASTARD

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>United has been the better team because they can pass and run with the ball to the opponents 18 yard box and fail to develop a high % chance on goal

how and when did this meme start?

Messi playing like shit

Barça and Messi playing like shit desu

And I think Messi is the GOAT of all time but that Smalling elbow clearly rattled him. He doesn't fancy it

Also

>Pogshit

Meme player nothing more.

if barca win this it will be a miracle

either first or last one, depends on the context

The dabbing djemba djemba

I'd open it but I'm only dogs phone and don't want it saving

if you don't post her name your dick will be eternally flaccid

We're 60 minutes in and Messi has yet to take a shot

He hit that beautifully.
liquid football.

aha I know this must be a related webm therefore I will not watch it

>cruelty to animals is funny
the ultimate pleb filter

>

Game is boring who else is channel changing in the middle of the second time?

>winning 1-0 away from home
>decide to park the bus
yes no shit, why would the manager tell them to attack?

they're the most dangerous team in the second half for sure
sofascore.com/manchester-united-barcelona/Ksrgb

why manu fans watch the game like they're watching an opera?

looks like larkin love maybe?

Ronaldo has more quarter final goals TONIGHT (1) than Messi has in the past four years (0)

>tap foot
>falls over crying

this is how barca always play, Valverde is one lucky cunt

United fans are nearly entirely customers who jumped on board in fergie era

They literally have zero understanding of football

literally squished into mashed potatoes.

>is he okay?

Who is laughing, Ahmed?

larkin love

What is this haircut called lads

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..

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>rashford

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'ate pidgeons
but that's not right

Messi isn't a striker. Go back to being bitten by spiders retard

The only truly horrendous players are Young, Fred and Trashford.

not everybody can be your skunk mom at the bar la

Dont open this if you just ate

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Valverde looks to have played Messi too deep tonight for him to really have an impact
I don't know why but this nigger just goes full defensive minded in away CL games for Barca and it literally doesn't work. I don't know how he hasn't learned yet after getting thrashed by Roma. Barca aren't good playing defensively like this.

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well, that's a huge if.
let me try: "if England had better players, they would have won the WC".

Lindelof is dog piss

yeah you're right, but i guess they figured out that if you just park the bus and cover the part messi roams around they have nothing in attack and the fullbacks can't do anything

>diveford

Make whatever excuses you want; he's been shit tonight and you know it

Only animal this would ever be acceptable to do unto is crows.

Philippe like Filipi but it can vary a bit

the hairdryer

>Where's Fellaini when you want him
In a hole in the ground rotting hopefully

united haven't replaced fellaini

the hitler youth

fuck flying rats

>where's Fellaini when you want him

Based English commentator.

Can't understand how Valverde got to keep the post after Roma. He's doing the same shit tonight and is getting away with it because Manu is so shit.
Barca will go through and get 7-0 by Liverpool

How come Utd have so many sikh fans?

the conclusion is that barca can't develop their game, that's united we're talking about here.

they already have an away goal so they're playing in second gear

Barca defenders gets slammed hard lol

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

crows are aware enough to evade it I think

REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL

>being outsung by manure fans at old trafford

embarrassing desu

How did Valshitde get hired?

stoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOP posting fucked up shit

here is a cute bernese mountain dog puppy

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Yeah he has been shit but judging a player who isn't a striker on shots taken is retarded. Go back to wanking over Cahill or Harry Kewell moron

Remember to be nice to animals bros

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juve is getting dabbed on

Based Ole has totally LOCKED Messi

why would prefer this flyin plague over nobles and funny crows ?

describe it pls

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New stream link anyone? Please

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>suarez

>hurr le bus parked so boring
this is a typical 1st leg match. come back next week if you want goals.

Where is Vidrunk?

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lads
please don't post animal cruelty
:(

>Messi scores goals
>OMG GOAT
>Doesn't score
>b-but he isn't even a striker
cringe. Messi is a forward. His job is to score

Barça lucky to play the easiest team still in the competition tbqh.

strong legs, good doggy

>tf
you are probably some abo who think crow is evil

Anyone else want to date a cute psychopath girl who harms puppies but you teach her how to act compassionately and not harm puppies?

larkin love frenchie, go enjoy yourself

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>suareth

vidal for coutinho ffs
SERGI ROBERTO IN MIDFIELD DOES NOT WORK, JEW PIECE OF SHIT

Reminder Moyes and fellaini has been peak United post fergie and trying anything else has failed miserably

that doesn't really excuse Barca's lack of quality though. Things have looked genuinely bad.
If a team better than United were at it Barca would be on the receiving end of another thrashing like Roma did to them. How did Valverde not learn shit all. Does this shit all the time.

>Barca switching to 4-4-2
lmao
Fuck valverde

wtf is wrong with chinks

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BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE LOOK AT HIS HAIR

>people unironically think ManU are playing better than Barca
rofl?

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What's your job? Rent free tenure?

Is this a food bank?

>Messi is a forward

Yes. And the value of a forward doesn't just come from goals but also contribution to goals. Messi has already contributed to one goal. You are an utter retard

how often do you read weeb shits ?

Barcelona must be the most boring team to watch doesn't help they are playing manure but still

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>contributed
>own goal
That's thanks to Suarez

Cute kot. How'd he get in there

based kitty going straight back to sleep

can't believe I fell for the "premier" league meme. My therapist says there is no helping it

literal spastic
he set up the goal

Anyone else watching Sky? Is the commentator retarded?

Are you ten lol

what does he even do? serious question

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Why do they walk off the field so slow when making changes? Seems like even if there's a minute left in ET down a goal they just casually stroll across the field.

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Can't wait for this shitshow to finish so I can go masturbate to some BBT (big black tits) sucking some BWC (big white cock) in my BWB (big wide bed)

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can you just stop now

its been literal years

not enough pacey nigs for you?

He's a Buffon baby

>barca get a free shot on goal 3 times in 3 minutes but United have been the better team in the second half

no really i dont understand if this is a meta meme or if people are seriously believing this

MARTIAL

United are so fucking bad.

based

Literally never
This comes naturally to me.
I should turn it into a profession

refer to
there's these things in sports called assists

Obviously you braindead cunts have never lived in a place swarming woth crows and experienced their unbelievably loud and annoying cry for literally hours on end every day of the year.

I think you might be actually retarded my dude

Shut your BFM (big fucking mouth) up

United are by far the better team. Just need a goal.

70 minutes in and still 0 shots

all those dogs are dead

*kicks it into a sea of yellow*

World class attack la

How many yellow card offences will Vidal get away with?

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fuck all, he's a big, slow-witted jiggaboo who needs to be sold like his ancestors! Useless cunt

How is Ashley Young so shit?

And what is your point?

You are doubling down on a shit argument

Sad!

There's not enough killer passes or any meaningful direct play. Boring as fuck.

When did Young and Rashford become shit?

so are the humans for all we know

>TRASHFORD

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unironically put dalot on freekicks

Own goal, the boal just brushed his jersey kek

>young

>dogshitford

Whenever I hear the name Vidal I always think of Gohan's girlfriend, and that in turn makes me think of my childhood friend, Esther, who looked like her.

>flopba

trashford

They only ever were pqcy Ngubus

who's hyped for the next olympics?
will be my third summer olympics on Yea Forums.

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Lads do girls ever lurk and comment in these threads. Some girl spamming MESSI just tingles my jiblets.

>he doesnt have a house

I told you guys, he is a bush nigger. Go drink diesel you disgusting animal

who /deano/ here?
Michaels fuck off

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>based crows pissing off strayan basedbois

i like them even more !

Reminder that Vidal couldn't defeat Team USA a few weeks ago

imagine replying to the kiwi

He has the second most shots in Europe, and no in the CL he has 0

dubs and only you die

No, because I dont live a million miles away from civilisation...

>jewve' second half

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>Young
>Fred
>Trashford

useless

I sometimes dream of pulling a girl out of depression.
Not a psychopath though, I want to keep my benis

Please stop encouraging it

>trashford at it again

>Vidal
What's with this brainlet

And?

Sergi Roberto would be considered a 'maestro' in the EPL

Ya boy j lingz comin on

just want this season end quickly la

whos that again? from love island innit

no one gives a fuck pedro. go back to mowing lawns and bandwagoning a spic team 5000 miles away.

WHAT FOUL?

no
we exiled all women from Yea Forums

rashford is a dog and needs to be put down like one

Lmao english commentators STFU'ed

United have shut him down

Barca hanging on somehow

He didn't even touch him

state of this united team

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That's going to be a SWEDEN YES from me bros

A shitmisester
FTFY

>the Champions League knockout rounds are tactically the same as domestic leagues

Seek help mah dude

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That doesn't even make sense. He's performed his role as a deep lying player.

vidal is awful only based heynckes could unlock him

You weren't saying that against PSG, faggot

you arent watching the game i assume

Barcelona have looked awful tonight.

this is so shit it looks like a irrelevant group stage match, imagine the fuckass boring final we are going to see this year

yes, this guy is not playing

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>the 27yr old prospect

Why don't man u have a good striker if they are a big club?

>these virgin commentators pronouncing it "Swar-rez"

It's "Thwar-reth" you absolute brainlets.

if barca play like this at anfield away, they're going to lose 3-0, 4-1

i wasn't watching that game

can't wait to glaze the screen when she's on.

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She has a white boyfriend btw

>putting dogs down
what kind of subhuman are you

smalling more like ugly violent talentless niggerling

If we play like this next season we will get 90+ points in the league

Not worried

they've played as expected after their early goal

>messi

Is that why he contributed to the goal while manure is losing?

>He's performed his role as a deep lying player.
No he hasn't. Messi is not a midfielder

TIME FOR J-LINGZ

>tfw you want united to win because barca would give us a good game instead of united being a free trip to the final

SCORE A FLUKEY GOAL YOU MANC CUNTS

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football in general has been trash for about 5 years now

gottem

don't forget that 1-0 is sometimes better than 0-0

City beating Liverslip or Juve beating Barca are the kino finals

when an animal is sick sometimes it's better to put him down painlessly

You clearly don't know anything about football so i'm going to stop replying

modric?

Barca bout to be dabbed on

messi got his bell rung by smalling and has barely completed a pass since

barca arent winning the cl surely

Weebs how hot is tokyo in summer? Will there be deaths during death march?

great barca asset desu

>5th on his own team for passes
>"deep lying playmaker"

i can smell your virginity from here m8

Latvia with the /fa/ flag

ONLY 1-0 big mistake

JESSEE JESSEE JESSEE JESSEE JESSEE JESSEE JESSEE JESSEE

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Of course, who would date a nigger except for ugly black girls and trashy white women?

very hot

is this donaldson?

it's Ajax's year

even refball cant help Manure

ray hudson is the only goo commentator

it's no PSG

It's almost as if they're not attacking and playing around the back for the 1-0. Please kill yourself.

The ref is just shit overall

I'm not surprised, your mum's bedroom ain't that far away.
Bring me some coke.

not very hot, but it probably depends on what you are used to

>yfw smalling wasn't lying and he was planning on hitting Messi like the nig he is.

Mfw I have no face.

Test

SNU SNU

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first deathmarch topic was genuinely one of the best online experiences I've ever head

Vidal looks like an inmate

>Thwar
The fuck?

I'm a genuinely huge fan of Messi but if you can point to one weakness it's mentality

That said it's a mere footnote to a genius player and his extraordinary career

Test this

*unzips dick*

If that's the case shouldn't Messi had a high number of passes?

lmao

>handing out a yellow from an obvious flop
>but not to the diver

lingard is fucking ugly lol

she's a meat eater

messi is so far off the pace, that blow to the head was significant

very hot, but more importantly very humid, which makes the heat unbearable

It's Spanish so you lisp the s you absolute turbocazz

>cringeworthy geordie hamplanet who swallowed a thesaurus
Yikes

I doubt he cares. United have already been knocked out.

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>No Malcom/Dembele at all

Valverde you hack

yeah, if he plays like shit for the rest of the CL we can blame this, nice one spotted UK friend!

He was irrelevant in the game before that. Enough with the excuses

I hope its a record warm summer there next year

he's no kane, breathing through the mouth isn't for him

fucking beast! Would still smash though

how much possession will United have at Camp Nou?

liverpoo would dab on barca based on this. how many of the barca team gets in the liverpool team? messi, maybe pique thats it

Dembele is injury risk now faggot.

You trolling m8?

This

Though possibly just possibly he's a professional manager who knows more than we do

>wanting dumb niggers
>that flag
all normal

5%

0-2

look at all the chances Messi creates and all these memes dont have the balls to do anything

Thwarreth

he's responsible for the goal

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only if you're literally in Sevilla and nowhere else in the world

>oles at the wheel

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Nah all of Barca have been shit regardless and he was shit immediately after the goal, even before the knock

what is the appeal of this "sport"?

new thread when

0%

It will be typical Barça and united won't stand a chance

THE GOAL IS THE OTHER WAY YOU FUCKING RETARDS

STOP PASSING THE BALL BACK TO YOUR FUCKING FIELD

I'd eat her meat haha if you get my meaning

still too soon

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

This referee is terrible.

guess it will remain only 22 goals In 30 games against EPL opposition

don't worry barca will gift them goals

>poobag

Good thing about this game is I can go for a shit and know I won't miss anything

the god of walking demands offerings

Hence the Malcom

ummm check please!

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Barça have been playing cagey and it's served you well so stop being so salty. You don't have to put seven past United to beat them. This is a good result

Will he do it. lads?

Death march is so kino never had so much fun shitposting

first dangerous play by manu the whole match

no

>This is a good result
Until they fuck up and lose the ball, which they will because they're playing like shit, and give a goal to manure in a silver fucking platter.

dubs confirm

pique is amazing today

it's fucking epic.
you'll see.
just make sure you're here for the 2020 tokyo deathmarch, senpai.

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Hence you shouldn't even mention Dembele faggot.

>take off Dalot
>suddenly no one is playing left back
for what purpose

barça will score on 90+ mark my words and check my digits

tottenham would bootyblast both these shit teams

>actually calling that on lingard
>game can't go a minute without a call
holy shit just let them play, this is what I hate about amerisports don't bring it here

There are literally people who live in Spain, Spanish people, who don't live by the sea.

Can you fucking imagine that? Living in Spain but not living by the sea? These people basically just live in a desert. And they haven't got the initiative, or perhaps the brains, to move to the sea.

Fucking imagine that.

Martial so close

>All that blood and bloody diarrhea for a fake gold medal
Can't wait.

fuck up zoomer, these newcunts need the rope

What does it matter really? Barca have an away goal and will be favourites next week

Fred regista master class

ok i'm in

nigger he's on the bench i mentioned both stop being rude

new when

look at this disgraceful Manure forcing a handball with these shit crosses
SHIT TEAM

suarez is so fucking slow

Ultimate sport for shitposting

Fucking rat king diving again

about damn time

You are retard and I will tell you why. Messi have so far 57 passes Suarez has 25 and pique has 50. By your retarded logic Messi is playing as defender

god damn this ref is gutter fucking trash

CAM ON YANITED SCAW SAM FACKIN GOALS

i live by the sea btw

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Madrid is nice, Seville too

>summer olympics already only a year away again
>London 2012 was 15 years ago

United haven't had a clear-cut chance the whole match. A few stray passes doesn't mean your whole game plan is off. You've scored an away goal and beaten a confident United at Old Trafford. This is a very good result for Barça

are they ded?

fuck smalling you thug cunt

why can messoy not play against physical teams?

>what does it matter if the enemy scores a goal
That's a cancerous mentality.

based suareth

You said he was a deep lying playmaker. Attacks are dangerous, and possession is often lost, but if midfield is hogging the ball and not attacking, should we not expect more passes from Messi?

is this the height of spanish wit and verbiage? no wonder you're culturally irrelevant

Who should Barca replace him with?

the sea smells like shit and attracts lots of english

>buy a lot of pacy Ngubus
>wonder why they don't score against teams that are not eplel trash

anything inland north of madrid is nice to live in desu

It's fucking -2 degrees where I live. What is wrong with this fucking country?

>>London 2012 was 15 years ago

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Not in a 2-leg KO round with away goal advantage

>not a single shot on target

wew, barca been trash and their win still never looked in doubt

>barely winning against the 6th best team in England

top kek. Can't wait until City evisercates this spic trash.

This.

As an Englishman, Spanish seaside attracts English plebs. They are a disgrace

>keep hoofing it
>there's no Fellaini

SAVE ME NGOBU

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mctominay is a decent player

kek when it is?

smalling looks like abe from oddworld

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>implying Spurs won't trash City without Kane weighing them down

At least Messi was their best player, right?

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>he thinks barca have tried to score since the 12th minute

Gabriel Jesus

Who told you is the midfield and not the defence? You clearly doesn't understand football and even less so Barcelona system.

hahaha

*ape
you welcome

same here ladfambro

>dominating possession in the last 5 minutes instead of giving the other team the ball in the moments when an opposing goal would hurt you the most

holy fuck why hasnt another team ever thought of doing this?

bong football is ugly as fuck holy shit.

Thought the same thing

>tfw comfy 10c
i love this feel

>*farts* hehehehe

literally the first time I can say Coutinho would have been better off staying on

they literally have to put wet sponges between their arse cheeks to soak up the blood and shit

im not even making this up.

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>playing like shit
>t-they arent trying to score!

What an ugly match

>Barca not even trying

Man, Barca are going to destroy these fools at home.

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Dalot’s header? Anyone else would have buried that.

>sergi roberto is the only player doing runs
Sad state of this barca team

They're not you retard

lads
LADS
>moyeskjaer

stimulating stuff

*gets tapped by opposing player and rolls around like i've been shot while my whole team hounds the ref for a red card*

spic football is for diving, cheating greasy faggots

imperious, magisterial, & c

Name a more boring game

You cant

Please don't compare the rest of the top six to Man United, thank you.

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at this point, why not just run marathons or something fuck me

>*gets tapped by opposing player and rolls around like i've been shot while my whole team hounds the ref for a red card*
You just described rashford during this match

Ape collide

ERA

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smalling you worthless faggot

did united even get a shot on target?

>mouyesvanskjaer

1-0 or 1-1, united would still have to score a goal in the other game. Not the worst result for United.

Manchester United - Liverpool

manchester united is trash and them beating PSG was a fluke

prove me wrong

Their own, maybe