DAL: Dirk officially retires after last game of year
MIA: Dwyane Wade dominates in final NBA game
LAK: Magic Johnson steps down from Lakers President
NY: Hezonja, Allen, DSJ & Thomas questionable
POR: Dame Lillard, C.J. McCollum resting vs. Kings
DET: Blake Griffin (left knee) doubtful vs. Knicks
DAL: Maxi Kleber (knee) ruled out for Wednesday
CHI: Zach LaVine, Porter ruled out for Wednesday
PHI: Joel Embiid (knee, rest) will not play vs CHI
IND: Turner, Sabonis, Matthews, Bojan & Young out
LAK: Lonzo Ball says his left ankle is improving
CHA: Michael Kidd-Gilchrist available to play Weds
CHA: Marvin Williams, Zeller out Wednesday vs. ORL
/nba/ - Lakeshits Are Officially Dead Edition
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First for rockets
theyve been officially dead for weeks you illiterate spergposter
DPOTY = PG13
6MOTY = Lou
COTY= Coach Bud
MIP = NOT SIAKAM fuck that meme it's Dlo he became an all star
MVP = Giannis
MEME AWARDS
Shaqtin of the Year = Giannis throwing a bullet pass at Harden's head
Celebration of the Year = Lance's air guitar or WB's rock-a-baby
Meme Pictures of the Year = LeBron by himself on the edge of the bench
NON MEME SIDE AWARDS
Comeback Player of the Year = Gordan Hayward
Comeback of the Year = OKC coming back vs the Rockets down 26 points, Feb. 9th
Best Game Winning Play = Paul George's 2OT winning floater vs the Jazz
Best Pass of the Year = ????
Best Shot of the Year = ?????
Best Dunk of the Year = PG dunking on Giannis at the end of a close game to seal the win
Best Defensive Play of the Year = Giannis blocking Embiid so hard he dropped straight on his back and looked stone cold dead while Giannis stepped over him like AI OR of course Mario blocking LeBron's shit at the end of the game and ending the Lakers playoff hopes.
Suck dick
lebron will never make the playoffs again
posting this to scare sixerfags again
shhh you fat fucks, it'll be over in 5
lakers are complete garbage
Yeah but their fans still held hope. Now their entire team is top to bottom a dumpster fire and about to turn into a full blown plane wreck
>Best Shot of the Year = ?????
jeremy lamb half court buzzer beater, cmon man
besides old age i dont understand why lebron is so tired all the time
Oh shit you're right. Kino shot
I love my Bullies. Lauri Legend MVP
>Comeback Player of the Year = Gordon Hayward
Are you fucking joking? He’s been awful all year and only been “good” (not nearly worth his contract-tier performances though) for like 5 games. And that’s with everyone guarding him taking it easy on him out of pity during the regular season. He’s a joke and will be exposed hard in the playoffs.
their fans are bandwagon faggots and jumped off, again, weeks ago
but at least you got to make another lakerOP, and no one can take that away from you.
The fact he has even had a handful of great games is a miracle.
Don't be a hater
Lakers? More like Lolkers
lakers own this general win or lose. whoever wins the chip doesn't even matter cause you are thinking about the lakers
All right, so who's going to take over the Lakers now that Magic is gone and Walton is almost certainly gone as well?
Is Jeanie gonna let LeBron run roughshod over everything and install his handpicked goons into the organization?
cringe
>it’s a miracle for this player with a max contract, a year’s worth of recovery time, and free reign in choosing minutes to have 7 good games out of 82
He’s trash, and his contract will sink the Celtics for years to come.
me
>wade played 16 seasons
I want to go back to a different time
>Sources confirmed Jeanie Buss is eyeing Rich Paul as the Lakers' new President of Basketball Operations
Sorry but Dlo deserves MIP, Siakim isn't an all star, both are in the East
>>Sources confirmed Jeanie Buss is eyeing Lavar Ball as the Lakers' new President of Basketball Operations
ftfy
nigga why you kicking a man while hes down?
>Bird: when Dirk entered the league, I was 15, now I’m 62!
Whoa... didn’t realize Dirk played for 47 years...
>Damian Lillard and CJ McCollum are both OUT due to "load management" for tonight's regular season finale vs. Kings.
Holy shit the Blazers are unironically ducking the Thunder
What a bunch of fucking pussies HAHAHAHA literally a bunch of pussy soundcloud rappers that want the fucking Jazz like what the fuck??? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Jazz have 2nd best defense
>2nd best offense since ASB
>just beat the Nuggets
>thinking your asses have a better chance vs them than Thunder
This is so fucking retarded I'm MAD
WHAT ARE MY BLAZIES DOING
That is extremely pussified. Thunder suck dick, Jazz are obviously much better. Looks like my raptor of the west are setting themselves up for another first round sweep...
>Walton is almost certainly gone as well
Other way around, senpai. Magic wanted that guy gone, and now that he himself is gone, there is actually a pretty good chance Luke stays.
>steph curry literally breaks an ankle in a meaningless game
Woj tweeted that Walton's entire staff suspects they'll be fired. If you take away his staff, then he's gone too.
what are these retards doing. Wouldn’t you rather face Nuggets/Spurs in the second round than the Warriors
>BLAZERS
>REALEST NIGGAS IN THE LEAGUE
NOT ANYMORE LMAOOOOOOOOO FUCKING PUSSIES HAHAHAHAHA
He’ll remain around as Jeanie’s glorified dildo and Lebron will have his and up Walton’s ass, parading him around like a puppet
Thinkgn about how trash they are
>posting in an early thread
>posting in a laker thread
Get the FUCK over:
This is an all time bitch move
Holy fuck I lost so much respect for the Blazers
gay c u c k s fan gtfo out of here
my blazer are my raptor of the west
these are the western kyle loury and demar derozen
Just like our playoff run will be. KINO
Straight bustas
Pussy playoff chokers?
Ducking teams that swept them in the reg. season and not thinking they can win in the playoffs?
Fuck these clowns, used to respect Dame
>Portland Trail Blazers
>second round
I like every team
How long until both their knees explode?
bucks fans have to be the cringiest franchise fanbase in sports history
Imagine unironically tanking a game to duck a team in the playoffs
Image how much soi your entire team has to be
yes
my raptor are chokers just like my blazer
Lol never want to hear people talk about Dame is the realest ever again. Hope they get swept out the first round again
raptors tongue my anus
Post your lebrons
I know OKC swept the Blazers but let's be real. You can be more certain the Jazz will lock up Dame and CJ than OKC since they have a 2nd year player as their 2nd best perimeter defender and a bunch of younger guys off the bench
Jazz have a bunch of vets and have been the 2nd best team since the all star break
You cannot be this fucking afraid of the Thunder, I trust Gobert to dominate Kanter more than Adams, both will, but Adams is offensively a wall flower, he has to be told to shoot never really wants to score unless it's a designed play or post up
I hope they get Oladipo'd
Fuck the Blazers
the blazers are first round exits either way. although they have a better chance to get out of the first round going against okc cause westbrook is seriously overrated
also the fattest, let's not forget about that
Holy shit, it all makes sense now
Westbrook is absolute garbage but Portland fears him because they don't have anyone on the roster to stop him.
>is garbage
>can't be guarded
What did he mean by this?
the best westbrook stopper is still westbrook.
Blazers suck dick
Already think they're losing in the first round to OKC, now about to get swept by the Jazz
Mental midgets
He's garbage but Damian Lillard, CJ McCollum and Rodney Hood are all ass on defense. Are you really gonna put a white boy on brodie?
Westbrook lives in the heads of Portland and /nba/ lmaooooo literally the most Chad player I ever seen
You're his bitch /nba/
How many second round appearances without KD?
OKC is now 8-0 vs Portland this year
Damn....
Westbrook just swept the Blazers twice in 1 year on the physical and mental level
GOAT!
Westbrook fucks /nba/'s bitch
Westbrook has so many spiritual wins it's incredible
If Portland wins anyway, the Rockeks get the 4 seed and play the Warriors in the second round
Blazers are straight ass without CJ and Dame
You're asking Seth Curry and Rodney Hood to drop 25 a piece and play good enough defense
What if the Kings tank to say fuck you to the Blazers and get a better lottery spot?
They should rest Fox Buddy and Bog
Seth Curry is beter than his brother.
They might, they don't really have anything to fight for at this point and already prevented Boston from getting a top pick (unless they have some immense lottery luck)
>CJ
>implying
He's the most overrated SG in the league. They don't need him and they should have dumped his bitch ass at the trade deaddy. And it's not like the Queens aren't ass
last discord invite before playoffs start
discord.gg
dont reply to this message or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
Utah has Rubio and Korver, Cockshits are worse than last year, scared of Jazz, paid off Blazers to tank, Kings about to get "cash considerations" in a salary dump trade with OKC if they tank this game to force Portland 3rd seed and keep Rockets 4th
>Blazers tank their last game
>Now every other West team is 3D chessing each other with resting players too
What the fuck is this cluster fuck? Now I have no idea how seeding with finish
Always thought they should have traded CJ to a team with no PG, like Detroit or the Magic and see if they could sign a two way wing.
>everyone in the West ducking each other and playing mind games
LAL receive:
Matthew Delly
John Henson
Jordan Clarkson
Cavs 2020 1st Rd pick (lottery protected)
Cavs receive:
Lebron James
Who says no? Keep in mind Lebron's impact on ticket sales and merchandise in Cleveland and that they'd be favorites for the Finals each year thereafter with a young core of Larry Nance Jr, 2019 top 6 pick, Collin Sexton and Cedi Osman along with returning vets like K Love and Tristan Thompson.
my (western) raptor
If your seeding isn't locked in and you rest players last day you're a punk ass team
/nba/ has a bunch of big woman
I miss these niggas like u wouldnt believe
>Dad making me mow the lawn
fucking lazy boomer faggot
My raptor played 82 regular season games!
t. zoomer still not paying any rent
Made a reddit bros
>post anything
>get banned off the board and lose karma
Kind of sucks though
I miss those days...
>Metta World Peace: "I remember one time Kevin Garnett was mushing him, and shoving him in the face; and Tim Duncan didn't do anything, he didn't react. He just kicked Kevin Garnett's ass, and won the damn championship. You know what I'm sayin? That's gangsta. Everybody can show emotion, dunk on somebody, scream and be real cocky; but Tim Duncan is a ... he's a pimp."
>browsing Reddit
I dont even attempt it. I come on the internet to laugh and Yea Forums is unarguably the funniest place out there, wouldnt even bother wasting my time in that forced, desperate boring heavily and emotionally moderated whiny shithole
reddit is based, shithead
pic related, its you
what does it mean?
Unequivocally himself, team first superstar.
That underdog series against Brooklyn was based as fuck
this nigga having the time of his life out there
Pop told him he’d whoop him with the belt if he didn’t act like Tim Duncan. Now he’s running around Toronto driving luxury vehicles, cheating on his girl with white women and more worried about shoe deals than basketball which he rarely plays.
Skip is that you?
He grew his beard out
holy shit the blazers are fucking shook of the thunder
Everyone is, they're a bit of an unknown quantity
boucher has some of the best highlights for being essentially a 3rd stringer
He must not play 2k, you're always supposed to pump fake when the lockdown has chasedown artist.
threadly reminder that Larry has officially been debased, desparked and for all intents and purpose, neutered.
threadly reminder that LeFraud has officially been debased, desparked and for all intents and purpose, neutered.
lmao sixies would bootyblasted the shitty nets, sweep incoming
Lol
threadly reminder that The Lakeshits have officially been debased, desparked and for all intents and purpose, neutered.
I would hate for my team to have tanked with this draft, not only do most all of the players look like shit, they're boring as fuck as well. There's nothing exciting about adding a Jarett Culver, RJ Barrett, Cameron Reddish, Romeo Langford, Sekou Demboyo, Coby White, Nassir Little or KZ to your team. None of those guys are gonna move the needle for a team.
Guy owes his entire career to nepotism. Imagine your organization's future is in this guy's hands.
Is it true my Rapties are a finals lock?
>ill be the judge of that
whatever motherfuckers blazers are still going to win this game.
aminu dropping career high points and kanter literally couping the shit outta erdogan
blazers WCF you can screen cap this
how is he gonna make any deals. other gms hate him because he swindled them when he was an agent
Bucks/Rockets final
Harden will choke tho 4-2 bucks
Bucks are the least intimidating 60 win team in recent history
I like the my raptor poster, think he also posts about crackers and shit
hate sparks
love summoning the wilt autist
love larry
simple as
..and what kind of broke ass rating engine did you use to reach that prediction!?.. wait don’t tell me.. LarryLOAF!?.. MaxRimCrist 3.4,!??... I thought I smelled bacon on your post! Why don’t you pathetic predictably petty porkies posters go crawl back under the damp rock you came out from and leave the playoff predictions/ ratings to the Candybread Elite7
Now this is just sad Larry. Have some dignity and just take the L
>meanwhile the los angeles lakers will probably end up offering max contracts to kemba and whiteside
they don't need whiteside, they need retards who can actually shoot the basketball. they already have McGee (who is a good rebounder and inside scorer/defender) and Tyson who even at 38/39 is still one of the best offensive rebounders in the game
they need to drop KCP and sign Klay so they can actually have a consistent scorer once LeBron goes to the bench
>meanwhile the los angeles lakers will probably end up offering damp contracts to kemba and whiteside
*BREATHES*
lakers
lakers
lakers
lakers
lakers
*BREATHES*
lakers
lakers
lakers
>just found out that udonis haslem is still playing for the miami heat
also fuck yall wade haters , the man is pure class hell be missed
It's weird that whenever a player or executive speaks about Jeanie Buss they remark on how great a person she is and how great their "relationship" with her is. Very intriguing
Threadly reminder Memeiorniggers are permaobsessed and permaseething about the eternally superior franchise.
Mad cuz bad. Sucks to suck. Kiss the rings, you filthy fucking plebeians.
>the eternally superior franchise
Lakers already have Whiteside 1.0 with McGee for cheap lmao.
>posting the ugliest of the Lakers rings
So you didn’t use any rating engine then? I guess some people would rather rely on their own emotional biases rather than the carefully calibrated algorithms which the S.P.A.R.K.S. engineering and design team have worked so rigorously to provide freely.
Pretty sad actually how attached to personal bias some people have let themselves become - so attached to their own egos they refuse to even look at the system data logs objectively.
Pride cometh before the fall user.
Dunking over a defender requires more exertion, energy and confidence, usually accompanied by a yell in order to draw a foul.
>being this fucking delusional
Will the Lakers make the playoffs next year?
>rings: Lakers
>all-time wins: Lakers
>head-to-head wins: Lakers
>MVPs: Lakers
>influence on NBA: Lakers
>franchise net worth: Lakers
>number of vile, thirsty, dishonest niggers in fanbase: Memeiors I guess
What else did you need
Nope. Lebron wont win another title either whether he stays in LA or not
Celtics have 17 championships
Threadly reminder that The Dubs have sparked a renaissance in the NBA which has inevitably caused previously unheard-of levels of buttblasting amongst dampened basedboi bitches
based Lebron shilling for Hillary
Rings before Jordan don't count
you think they can't get by as an 8th seed?
reminder this faggot is 3-6 in the NBA finals.
Who the fuck is Hank?
It's a Lakers vs Memeiors comparison
They count and count forever whether you like it or not, plastic
to be fair, if lakers can get any remotely useful player for ball and ingram (approx 15 mil), they are still left with uuuuge cap space. a max contract and then some. they could be going somewhere if their front office becomes less cancerous
Shut the fuck up larry.
then they will get swept in the first round by the #1 seed, so whats the point
>vile, thirsty, dishonest nigger posts picture of vile, thirsty, cheating, roidraging nigger
Pottery
Lakers will always be the superior franchise. Deal with it or don't.
porkies posters pls go
what if they get to the 2nd round though
Okay, this is epic.
Kawhi: Raptors
Durant: Warriors
Kemba: Charlotte
Klay: Warriors
Draymond: New York
Jimmy: New York
Tobias: Sixers
Did I miss anyone?
>What the actual fuck happened to our shit franchise?
>What the actual fuck happened to our shit franchise??
What the actual fuck happened to our shit franchise?
>he watches millionaire niggers and gets upset about them on a weaboo image board
What the actual fuck happened to our shit franchise??
Lakers post Kobe have so far been boring, shitty faggots. and I say that as a life long Laker fan
LeBron is not the problem, not yet at least. Get Kyrie and either Kawhi/AD and a couple more shooters and they'll be fine.
Memeiors are a fraudulent memechucking team that depends heavily on refball to win. They will not get that refball against the Lakers.
Things went downhill for the lakers when kobe and shaq divorced
Kobe>LeFraud
Just check their sp. ratings if you don’t believe me
this all started with the league blocking the chris paul trade to the lakers. ever since then the lakers have been fucking terrible
Someone get LeBron more help so the Lakers can go 0.500 next season!
It also took a while after Magic for the Lakers to get good again, but it didn't take forever. NBA history tells us Lakers win more often than not in the end. Once KD fucks off after this season the Memeiors are toast.
but they got two more rings after that shit happened
Yes but they both would have won more together
>LeBron is not the problem,
>these cope levels
JESUS FUCKING KEK!!! I’m laughing so hard at you Lakeshits rn! Please stop!! You just made me spill my sparks everywhere.
>LeWeirdo is old now
>no one wants to play with him
>he doesnt have 10% of the charisma MJ had
>space jam 2 will bomb
Buddenholzers Hawks come to mind
I'm just allergic to bullshit.
If you want to make a Laker fan upset, tell them a lie. If you want to make a Memeiornigger upset, tell them the truth.
Let's hope LeManpurse will go on a free agent shopping spree this summer.
>Lebron is not the problem
Does Orlando stay in the 7th seed if they lose tonight?
Illiterate fucking retard
>lebron is not the problem..
>LeBron is not the problem!
We're reaching levels of Lakers seething that shouldn't even be possible.
>Memeiornigger spamming some jealous dishonest narrative about LeBron
He's literally been the best player every time he's played against you cowards in the finals. He's still a better all-time player than anyone on the Memeiors ever will be. You spamming some lowest common denominator feelings bullshit isn't going to change that fact.
By the way, Memeiorniggers don't get (You)s. Also please don't (You) me. I don't want to catch your disease
Aimai san cen soryapunitte koto kai? Cho!
Rappingu ga seifuku... da furitte kotanai pu.
Ganbaccha yacchaccha
Sontokya-cchi & Release gyo
Ase (Fuu) ase (Fuu) no tanima ni Darlin' darlin' P L E A S E!!
Nankadaru- nankaderu-
Aishiteru- are- ikko ga chigatterunru-
Nayaminbou- koutetsubou-
Oishinbo- i-kagen ni shinasai
Tondetta aitsu no hoteru karadatte
Iwayuru futsu- no onya no ko
Odoroita atashi dake? Tonkotsu harigane okawari dadada
Bon-Bon o-endan
Let's get! Cherry pie
Ran-Ran kange-kai
Look up! Sensation
Hai! Sonzaikan tenten shouwakusei
Butsukatte tokemashita bo-zen
Ooi ni utatte shirenja-
Motteike!
Saigo ni waracchau nowa atashi no hazu
Sailor fuku dakara desu ketsuron
Getsuyoubi nanoni!
Kigen warui no dousuruyo?
Natsufuku ga iino desu kya? Wa! Ii
Sekkin san pict surumadette chu-choda yan
Ganbatte harikitte My Darlin' darlin' P L E A S E!!
>people hate LeBron
>can't stop posting about him
Explain this
That's not even specific. Other games are being played and they can still get the #6 if they lose.
Lebron is not the problem!
i hope so
i want casey to be swept in the first round by nurse
Memeiorniggers are permaobsessed and permaseething about anyone better than them desu
i hope not*
It's not called "seething" if it's the truth. No shit.
We need this playoff
>jealous dishonest narrative about LeBron
>dont @ me
The “BEST PLAYER ON THE TEAM” doesn’t need to be physically shoved into playing defense by a scrub.
Why don’t you try leaving your emotional biases out of this and just rely on the system data logs?
Nah bruh, want OKC to get either Trailblazers so they can sweep that mess organisation or the Warriors so they can slow them down. Plus Detroit-Raptors need to happen so the leafs can get swept too
>one play versus career body of work
Yeah nah miss me with your bullshit, Memeiornigger.
Are my hornies making the playoffs?
Lebron is Team Cancer - FACT (not narrative)
Kuzma and Lonzo need to go
/spARkY gave them like a 20% chance so it’s not completely hopeless
It means this.
I forgot the Thunder will dab on the Giannis-less Bucks
Tonight games gonna be chaotic as fuck
Half the teams gonna 4d chessing
Lebron is Team Cancer - FACT (not narrative).
>using colin cowherd to validate your argument
Why is Orlando ducking my Rapties? Vucevic has a “stomach virus”.
>Magic wanted to draft Fox but Buss chose Lonzo
Damn
Yesterday this pathetic bitch of a human being was sporting a durag because his recent hair transplant kicked in and he needs waves.
Got some down time to rest up and get new hair for Space Jam 2!
Lebron is a media hyped fraud who’s finally been exposed. Cope harder.
(And don’t let his get you down user, if you need a spark-me-up, I’m always here for ya :)
If LeBron is a team "cancer" I don't want to know what that makes everyone on the Memeiors.
>Stephanie: 0 fMVPs. Statpadder whose game falls off a cliff in the postseason
>Klay: I don't mind him actually but he's not a better player than LeBron
>KD: ONE fucking playoff series win in his career without another MVP on his team(and that was Spurs without Kawhi)
>Apemond: Lost to the Queens at home without his buttbuddies Steph/Klay/KD
>Boogie: Had never made the playoffs once in his career before this season
Put anyone on the Memeiors in LeBron's spot and they wouldn't come close to matching his accomplishments desu
This just in: LeBron's ass hair traded to his skull.
Agreed. COWHERD IS TRASH!
..that’s why I use the most advanced and comprehensive rating system to date for validation of my arguments.
Warriors play the right way
Can you people talk about anyone else but Lebron?
I want Lillard to suffer a career ending injury
>lelkers fans
cope. Your team is a dumpster fire now and Lebron is a colossal part of that.
If I saw LeBron on the streets I would give him the finger. Straight up.
Is Lebron hated more now or when he first left Cleveland?
I wish ESPN would stfu about Magic and talk about how Harden lost the MVP in one game
>If LeBron is a team "cancer" I don't want to know what that makes everyone on the Memeiors.
champions.
Favorites to win the chip.
Greatest team ever assembled.
Most winningest team of the past 6 years (nba history record holders).
Take your pick user
Good luck with your coping btw!
Memeiors are objectively way more fraudulent than LeBron(who I don't even think is the GOAT) though.
I don't know how you spamming the thread is going to change the fact Memeiors need injuries and/or refball to win anything. You and them are unworthy of my respect and time. Tough shit.
actually a great picture
Lakers still have way more rings and will always be a greater franchise than the Memeiors ever will be.
The only one here "coping" is you.
Confirmed
They are a fraudulent statpadding refball babby that is propped up by the league because NBA needs the ratings from the brainlet zoomer newfags.
>coping this hard..
>..publicly
user this is kinda getting hard to watch.
finally filtered "lakers" and "lebron". you people are mentally deranged.
damn bron really abused ya'll these years huh? the one season he ain't have his dick lodged down your throat the whole way and you start acting foolish
I'm glad the Leb*on (censoring to get past the german guy's filter) backlash is finally in full effect.
Thanks for notifying us user. Here’s your complimentary /spARK for doing your part. No “thanks” necessary, You earned it :)
I taught ur mum load management last night m8
So once they get rid of the cancer that is lebron and sign a real player, who do they get to replace walton?
I'll "cope" with the fact that the Lakers will always be a superior franchise than the Memeiors and Memeiorniggers will stay obsessed forever like the filthy subhumans they are.
Thank fuck we obviously don't run in the same circles in real life and never will.
LeBron James
lakers own this general win or lose. whoever wins the chip doesn't even matter cause you are thinking about the lakers. hell, you were thinking about posting about the lakers just now.
Yea no this isn’t an nba general. It’s just a Lebron genera. I see you losers maybe later
Warriors will probably over take one day
lakers own this general win or lose. whoever wins the chip doesn't even matter cause you are thinking about the lakers. hell, you were thinking about posting about the lakers just now.
>he posted the exact same thing again
lmao at this LALoser cope
LETS GO KNICKS
>we obviously don't run in the same circles in real life and never will.
Yea i try to stay away from massive gay lakers themed orgies and shit eating competitions. Maybe our paths were just destined not to cross.
I was thinking about posting about the lakers just now....wtf....
Doubt it. Memeiors have traditionally been a poorfag franchise (as you can tell by their fanbase's mentality). NBA superstars don't care to live in that libtard shithole Oakland when they can live in LA instead.
In any case, they have a long fucking way to go if they ever get there.
>cause you are thinking about the spark. hell, you were thinking about posting about the spark just now.
Ftfy
god i hope duncan is at the mavs spurs game tonight for dirk's last game
This one dude always feels the need to post a bunch of screencaps and its really quite pathetic
lakers own this general win or lose. whoever wins the chip doesn't even matter cause you are thinking about the lakers. hell, you were thinking about posting about the lakers just now.
Imagine being a mexican living in LA cheering for your LA lakies. YIKES
lakers just need a 14-15 year vet to tell the young guys the regular season is a sprint and not a sprint. i'm thinking vince carter
Lol wut
Lakers
LeBron runs this general just like he runs the NBA, the Lakers, the Cavs (still), the media, FUCKING EVERYTHING
King big dick James stay winning
You obviously also don't like truth, honor, or success.
Also, stay the fuck out of LA. Go "ghostride the whip" in Oakland next time you think about even vacationing here.
Isn't Lebrons son 18 already?
You got two out of three correct. I'll let you guess which one you didn't.
N O worries user I’ll stop for now.
Thanks for voicing your opinion. I think the main issue with this general is that not enough people just say what is on their minds.
Reminder the next time the lakers win a chip the celtics will have about 50 already
Chrissy Teigen is actually one ugly ass bitch
Pre 80s chip's does not count
Hey I like watching Lebron squirm as much as the next guy and that buzzer beater last night was like pottery but enough is enough.
that's the point
Dirk, Wade and even Jamal Crawford got sent off like legends while Paul Pierce just finished his career as a bitch.
Lakers
>le 3-6 man
owning himself you mean
what if lakers get the #1 pick
Trade it
Blake out tonight lmao they gonna lose to the fucking knicks
Draft the other ball brother like the fags they are.
Tonight, we are all Knickerbockers
Real talk.
Honest, real talk.
What the FUCK was Magic thinking?
is kawhi a system babby?
He is black
He does not think
Maybe next year
This
yea he's fucking trash. the only way he can succeed is by playing in the nba system. i bet he would be a scrub in china.
>Anyone not named Rudy Gobert winning DPOY
intothetrashitgoes.jpg
disgutsung
Yes
He is product of Leonard family system
Fuck the Rockets and the Blazers
Angie Varona I wanna own ya
Be my slave bitch be my slave bitch be my slave (ugh)
Make the pussy wave bitch splish splash with that cum I made (skra)
Beat that pussy yea I eat that pussy
Fillet mingon on a bitch while i'm wearing stussy
>celshits
>Marcus Smart has suffered a torn oblique on left side and could be sidelined for the first two rounds of the playoffs, league source tells ESPN.
>Marcus Smart has suffered a torn oblique on left side and could be sidelined for the first two rounds of the playoffs, league source tells ESPN.
>Marcus Smart has suffered a torn oblique on left side and could be sidelined for the first two rounds of the playoffs, league source tells ESPN.
NO LOAD MANAGEMENT
Living in LA?
>Lakers laughing at a playoff team
>after missing the playoffs six straight years
this is why you dont play your starters in meaningless games brad
>the celtics don't believe in load management
hahahahaha
How come when girls dont cut their nails it looks nice.
But when guys don’t, it’s disgusting and also implies he hasnt fingered a girl in a while. Do girls not finger themselves with uncut nails?
Both teams haven't won chips and won't this year, so what's realistically the difference. If anything Lakers are in a better position to win a chip next year when they get Beal and AD in the offseason. Whereas the Celts are losing their only star to the worst organisation in basketball this summer
Girls with uncut nails look like shit most of the time. I find it gross.
Holy shit celtshits are fucking finished, enjoy your first round exit losers
>hypothetical championships
What's the difference between competing in the playoffs and missing them for the most consecutive years in all of franchise history? I don't know, one suggest a competent core, the other an incompetent front office.
There is a city in the United States that at the moment has all its NBA fans envying those who are fans of soccer and Major League Soccer
just had a really smelly poo
LA
Was your lonzo the size of lebron
Just got out of basic combat training, in AIT now and finally have access to my phone. What happened to my Lakies?
>Carmelo: Out of the league
>Bosh: Out of the league
>Wade: Retired
>LeBron: A good five years left
How did he do it?
he stopped using HGH after he left miami which extended his career
German engineering
He didn't
Why wouldn't crackers get educated?
>Tacko Fall projected 59th overall to my raptor
He'll win MIP three years from now and FMVP in another four.
Where the giants once roamed
What are you listening to ?
>(scra)
Damn son, dem some sparky bars you droppn’ on dees niggas
Nope. I can afford to live here and I like living here. How about you?
>lives in Yuropoorland
>bandwagons the Memeiors
>wishes everyone else is a poorfag like him instead of trying to make his own life better
wew
The Lebron effect
m.youtube.com
Only /spARKy approved /music in this general pleas
Are the Magic ducking the Raptors by benching Vuc?
He's kobes guy so it was expected
>lives in Yuropoorland
>bandwagons the Memeiors
>wishes he is a poorfag because everyone is poor but he is a rich neet
r y gonna miss him?
for the love of GOD orlando just fucking win tonight so i don't have to rely on MY pistons to beat the kniskck
Remember when Dirk’s 67 win team lost in the first round to the 8th seed?
They want detoilet out of the playoffs
U were saying?
Balkan dudes are the most overrated players in the game. Every single one. Jebi se.
To be fair that Warriors team was full of sleeper superstars and future HOFers.
No I wanted him to get killed, he had no skill but flopping
can the knicks win tonight? They are already guaranteed the worst record so I'm hoping they put tanking on hold for this game
>the pistons could have had kemba but they stuck with reggie jackson
l@l
BASED
This is a meme right? No one on that roster will make the Hall of Fame, and the qualifications are seemingly more and more liberal.
Clifford doing his hornies a solid.
Are you that fucking serb refugee from Croatia that lives in Michigan
Anyone have a Spurs/Mavs stream?
is this a Wade home game in Brooklyn? wtf is this shit?
He got a video tribute and everything
who dis
>burke on commentary for last game of the season
oh no
brooklyn is probably trying to be classy
Kek
Need the pistons to lose tonight
Bosh was one of the best stretch bigs before he was forced to retire.
LETS GO HORNETS
LETS GO KNICKS
FUCK DETOILET
MELO IS FINALLY AT AN NBA GAME LMAOOOOO
>detoilet fifth highest salary
>barely beat out memphis after being down 19
>have to struggle to compete against knicks to get into playoffs
pretty rich of drummond to say fans who booed them were not allowed back on the bandwagon again, these guys have 0 fucking self awareness
I feel like not enough people are just saying what’s on their minds. Why does every post have to be so densely packed with nba related information and analysis. Why are people not just saying what they think?
kino song
>serb refugee from Croatia that lives in Michigan
Why is Lebron so unlikable?
>densely packed
All the post here are short as fuck hot takes
Where?
HOLY FUCK
I'M FUCKING GREEN AND GROWING NOW
Sitting next to the banana boat buddies in the front row in brooklyn
>have to struggle to compete against knicks to get into playoffs
Why do I even get on this board?
That’s some sparky intuition you got there user. I enjoy interpreting posts at their face value on occsssional as well. You stay sharp now.
>Kemba is a 3x All-Star
>Lowry is a 5x All-Star
Okay, now that is based
nothing he said was false
Come the fuck on knicks
How the fuck do the Grizzlies have 9 people out?
W-we are trying
What’s the problem? Lowry is way better than Chuck Walker
this.
that year he won without lebron was disgusting to watch. made harden look like an amateur.
believe
Wade trying to pull a Kobe but he's 1/5 and keeps chucking like an idiot
Robinson is ridiculous
>1/5
well if he goes 5 for 40 then he's done it
we are all knicksbros tonight
My Pisties > the Knicks > the Hornshits
Take these white gleaguers out fiz
you're only above us because teams rest their stars against you.
it must suck knowing the pistons will destroy you in the playoffs
I hear a buzz, completely nonthreatening with no post season success historically or in recent memory but an annoying buzz all the same. The Hornets are a pest that should be eradicated
go western rapties (girzzies)
you live in detroit.
Literally every person on the court for the Knicks are from the gleague except for knox
pistons literally wont match raptors unless they get to the finals lmao
I live in Los Angeles, if you live in the Carolinas you deserve to be killed
Reggie Jackson looks like flies land on his face while he sleeps
you fucking retarded canadian, the pistons will face the raptors in the first round if the nets and hornets both win tonight
cracker
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE DORIS BURKE
its them taco colored eyes
And he should be in the g league
What does Thon Maker do? He's like Brandon Ingram with AIDS
then why do you care about the pistons? You probably live in some tiny shithole apartment you can barely afford in an area overrun with homeless while I live in a comfy southern city.
i should have known a canadian was behind the carmella posts
Nate Robinson sighting
no they wouldnt lmao. I think you need to get your vision checked
As a Bucks fan Thon is good at one thing. Playing 1-2 incredible games in the playoffs against the Raptors and then doing nothing ever again.
since when does a 7th seed not face a 2 seed in the first round?
ya shoot retard
I live in a gated community in a suburb in greater LA county while you live in some converted slave shack. I like the Pisties because my parents could afford to move when negroes started to move into our neighborhood when I was a kid and I could never bring myself to root for the Lakeshits.
Why do you like the Hornets? Their best all time player is only known for being 5'3
John Wall will be fine after a season off, r-right bros?
Jesus Christ Felton is massive
Guys who think they’re alpha dogs but are more suited to be good side-kicks
>Kyrie
>Kemba
>Draymond
>Lillard
>Jimmy
>KAT
>Love
>Blake
>Booker
Fatton
Hahaha Isiah Thomas would spit in your face kid, please kill your self
>why do you like the hornets
because I live in Charlotte and I'm not a bandwagoning faggot.
What a fucking faggot
>that cheep rip off of go new york go
Milwaukee is pathetic
I'm not gonna be the one up all night cutting myself because my team is shit, has never been shit, and never will be shit. Imagine praying the worst team in basketball wins a game to get into the playoffs for the first time in years
>I live in Charlotte
My condolences
>mfw realizing that the Spurs is a team literally full of good sidekicks but no alphas
Charlotte is actually pretty nice. That’s coming from an outsider
Charlotte is a large, comfy southern city. Enjoy your shitty apartment in a city filled with homeless with hilariously high rent prices. Maybe if you save up your left over earnings for a year or 2 you can afford to sit in the nosebleeds to watch the Lakers get blown out by Sacramento or something.
>Charlotte
youtube.com
>Terrence Ross: leading the Magic to the playoffs
>Jonas Valanciunas: might unironically be an all-star next year
> Demar Derozan: best player on the Spurs
>Amir Johnson: 14-15 year vet on the Sixers telling the young guys it’s a marathon not a sprint
I miss them...
>southern
>According to the 2010 United States Census, the racial composition of Charlotte was 45.1% White or Caucasian, 35.0% Black or African American, 13.1% Hispanic or Latin American, 5.0% Asian, 0.5% Native American, 0.1% Native Hawaiian or Other Pacific Islander, 6.8% some other race, and 2.7% two or more races.
Enjoy getting robbed by some straight up niggers when you leave the crib.
The majority of cities in the us have hoods. What’s your point
>MCW is on the magic
huh
interesting
Valanciunas is nice as fuck. 20/10 machine
Majority of cities in the US aren't 35% negro, LA for example is only 9% blacks (:
>bragging about the completely random geological region you happened to breath air in after being shot out of your daddy’s ballbag
>bragging about mommy and daddy’s income
Why are these Genzwee BasedBois so prevalent here? Ya’ll need to tune up your recievers a higher frequency and actually spark a change towards the positive in your life.
Don’t boast about the blessings you were born with. You had no say in any of that anyways. Be proud of what you’re doing here and now to make this general, and the worl, a sparkier place for everyone to live in... then you can go back to hating on the Lakeshits knowing your soul is pure and the all encompassing all knowing all seeing loving third eye of the universe is gazing fondly upon you.
Is a guy from LA really going to try to talk down to me about minority population and crime? Top-tier comedy.
Lol I’m not a hornets fan you schizo, I’m just telling you you’re a faggot. A fake fan, fitting you live in LA, land of the shitters
LA is 50% Hispanic you utter moron.
dude, you still live in fucking LA are you dense?
geeeez
Sorry I can't hear you over that blaring rap music from your neighbors home, were I you I'd ask them to turn it down, then again maybe not such a good idea.
I'm a fake fan despite cheering for the same team for two decades despite living in a city with a more successful franchise? While I was celebrating the Pisties shitting on the Lakers you were watching the Hornets miss the playoffs, again.
I'd rather live next to working class latinos than unemployed blacks, one group tends to be more criminal by all statistical measures.
LA is one of the best cities in the US, Charlotte is just full of "comfy" copers who have to be in by 6pm before the black gangs roam the street
RIP hornies
Autism
WHAT THE FUCK ARE MY HORNIES DOING
t. seething Kemba is leaving
Gabrielle Union looks like a Nubian queen. Muh dik gets rock hard every time I see her.
>best cities in the state
good christ, calimentality is a mental disease
I’m not from Charlotte. I’m not even a hornets fan
fucking hell I just wanted to see playoff P blowing the fuck out of Durant and company in first round
Good, if you were I'd point to your team getting shit on by the Magic right now. That means even if my Pisties were as horrible as the Hornets and somehow lost to the Knicks you guys would still miss the playoffs, right?
>Everyone saying bet on the Hawks because Trade Young is back and Pacers are gonna play with his C team
>Hawks cant even beat Pacers C team
feels bad man
>As a Buck
stopped reading there
My Pisties are really shitting on the Knicks right now
never trust Yea Forums you dumb leaf
Ran away with my fantasy basketball league. Went 22-0 and won the championship. Thank you based Jokic and Simmons.
>My Pisties
minimum age to post here is 18
Which lucky team will draft the 2020 ROTY Kyle Guy in the second round?
What makes you think Love think of himself as an alpha dog?
My team already signed and waived Chase Budinger
The Pistons will eliminate the Raptors in the 1st round.
Screencap this.
spurs
>you were watching the hornets miss the playoffs, again
Nigger can you read? I said I’m not a hornets fan. Christ, do they teach you how to read in LA?
>HEllo, my name is Montrezl Harrell. I’m here for the job interview.
yeah but you got big dick daddy Gasol. be appreciative man.
Bucks are getting fuckin exposed
Is it the playoffs yet? Should I start watching basketball?
>The guy totally not from Charlotte completely invested in Charlotte missing the playoffs
Uh huh
nah man this is what the Thunder do. they like to make exclamation point games then shit the bed. remember the Warriors?
They're resting all their regular starters except Middleton.
Cope harder Thunder 3-0 Bucks
there is more than 1 other person posting in this thread.
lmao at the grizzlies think they're actually putting in work.
warriors literally don't care, they have playoffs to think about. 1st seed is already locked. just flash forward to the playoffs already
I think it starts this weekend. Schedule isn't out yet, but I think the last regular season games is either today or tomorrow.
I wanna suck Kristen Hewitt's tits so bad
>anything anyone is objectively better than me at is worth nothing just because I say so
Memeiorniggers are truly the most pathetic fanbase on earth
Kemba Walker will be a New York Knick. Charlotte won’t offer him a max
I’m just insulting you, because you’re beyond cringey. I’m not rooting for charlotte or hating on the pistons. You are schizophrenic though
Right, and you're the one person emotionally invested in some shitty team that never makes the playoffs continuing the tradition of not making the playoffs and trying to convince me you totally don't care about your shit team missing the playoffs, again.
See
i used to live in los angeles back in the 2000s, now i live in northern california.
Take your pills
the blazers arent stupid enough to try to win tonight are they?
Rate my purchase
amazon.com
Take the red pill, a Charlotte team will never compete for anything except a division banner.
Don't the Knicks want Kyrie?
whoever get my magies in the first round is fucked
They'll probably try. Lillard already confirmed he doesn't even care about winning championships.
It seems like flyovers (yes, Oakland is most fucking definitely included here) live for this kind of petty shit. It's like a hobby to them or some shit. Pathetic desu
I live in LA and agree
7th and 8th seed are getting swept this year. Doesn’t matter if it’s Brooklyn, Orlando, Detroit, or Orlando.
no one is beating the magic at disneyland. if we lose it's a 4-3
Why dors Doris think kemba will make All-NBA?
Flyovers can seemingly acknowledge that LA is expensive as hell but don't seem to be able to simultaneously understand why that is. They genuinely think they're getting a bargain paying less to live in a shithole, given it's Yea Forums though I don't imagine most enjoy much besides being at home.
I’ve been noticing a lot of emotional bias in this thread. Isn’t there some kind of rating system that could clear up the facts for us?? Like maybe we could make use of advanced algorithms or something in order to make sense of all the stats and data available.. just a thought.
No fuck off chink.
some user here developed this system called porkies that is really reliable. best system for ranking and analysis
>losing by almost 30 to the sixers g-league bench
wew bulls
Unleash Malik Monk
ogre
I've been using LarryLoaf, here's what the algorithim says
Jordan
Bird
Duncan
Moses Malone
Kareem
Shaq
Hakeem
Lebron
Garnett
Magic
Are the Blazers even good? I'm surprised the Lakers lost to them
Was Kobe ever good?
Who?
He was a donovan mitchell type player, able to provide volume scoring, just not thw most efficient
Personally I prefer P.L.O.P.
zoomers
Zoomers
How overrated was his defense?
i wish i was a boomer desu. sucks to be 23yo boomer
Yes. A bit overrated but still an all-timer.
I never got to watch him until his last 2 years when he wasn’t that good, but from what my dad says he was a Jordan-esque player.
who else /boomer/ here
I was born in 1989
He raped a white woman.
Kobe is top ten all-time
good bait
He’s not even top 20
I think thats wong. They should have tanked for zion this year but mj was stubborn and decided to go for it again. I think they will Supermax kemba a la Blake Griffin then try to flip him for assets to start the rebuild with more picks
Bump
>Greg Monroe with the first made 3-point shot of his career.
Yep, definitely the last game of the regular season
ayyye81
An all time what?
uh detroit in 7th would not be swept lad
hornets just fucking win the game so muh pistons can destroy craptors in first round
Really? Even the centers that generally play in the paint have all made at least one (Shaw, Dwight, Yao, DeAndre, etc.). I'm surprised if this is really his first one
Why do the Knicks exist?
He makes that shot like 8/10 in 2k
Pistons are trash lad...
7/10
their coach was coach of the year show some respect
3-0 vs the craptors this year bud
Hornets fan here; being a Knicks fan is the definition of suffering.
Like seriously, how the fuck can a team that was actually one of the better ones in the NBA just a few years ago be SO BAD now?
I'm gonna miss him lads.
when the fuck were the knicks "one of the better ones" in the last few years?
So uh who's getting kemba?
was Tmac actually based or was he just a Kobe-tier chucker?
Orlando is going to win their first championship this year
Zoomer
>just a few years ago
They've been awful for like two decades, they had one good year when they brought in Tyson Chandler, Jason Kidd, Marcus Camby and had Melo and Stoudemire but beyond that even that entire "era" they got swept twice in the first round. They're absolute shit
not him but they won the division in 2013 and had serious playoff chances before getting rolled by that gay superteam in Miami
He's a black Mario Hezonia.
knicks haven't been good since the 70's
ah yeah you're right they won a playoff series and then went back to being fucking dogshit for years after and years before
you got me there
76ers are the thunder of the east i.e. total frauds
1999 larry jhonson nigga
nothing i said was wrong? they won like 58 games and then went back to being dogshit
Da fug you say
Hey, in Charlotte we never had anything close to Carmelo Anthony, Amare Stoudamire, Tyson Chandler, and J. R. Smith, but for sure New York deserves better, given their history and fanbase.
I'm literally agreeing with you, you fucking sperg.
He was never good
literally 100% of the blame belongs with Dolan, he has no fucking clue what he's doing. he has no clue how to hire smart and he meddles in affairs whenever the front office actually does make a good decision
i fucking hate Jeff Bezos but i would literally give all i have just for him to buy the franchise and make us owned by a non-retard again
He was overrated af
if you mean the bay, then please go back
>Wade gets a triple double
>lebron runs out onto the court
literally makes it about him even when its not his team lol
6ers are the nuggets of the east in terms of being fraudulent, the thundies are a direct threat to the warriors and missing them in the first round was big
Bucks are a Bust didnt even beat the thunder one time this season
Dj Wilson, Bonzie Colson and Tim Frazier playing over 40 minutes each for the Bucks tonight...
Based Thunderbro Jokeic din du nuffin
let's go thundie bros, we washed Soften in the regular season and we will in the playoffs too
>Bonzie Colson
Why doesn't this nigga have a neck?
You ready harden were coming for you
why the fuck is Wade retiring early? is he worried because his HGH supplier just cut him off?
I'm worried about t-ross bros...
can't believe the leafs traded ross for 35 year old ibaka
piss off m8
>Based Thunder wash Bucks without PG
can we please, please do this shit in the playoffs? keep Russ to low volume shooting and I s2g easy WCF
why is ESPN pushing WNBA so much m8s? does the ESPN owner own a stake on the league or what?
Russ is going to be frustrated by playoff defenses and not getting the usual calls and start playing more aggressive and shoot us out of some games.
don't say that you fucking nigger, do you want us to lose?
I don't want to lose playing the lottery either, but I know I'm not going to win it.
He'll probably be suspended for at least 1 game off stupid technical fouls too since he can't go a single game without a temper tantrum
Everyone knows that P.O.R.K.I.E.S. is a joke of a rating sysem. It uses the outdated, buggy and inaccurate MaxRimCrust3.1 rating engine. But P.O.R.K.I.E.S. became an overall disgrace to the industry when they refused to stop using their subpar, unreliable ratings system and increased their shady business tactics to compensate for their unsparky system. The people don’t trust P.O.R.K.I.E.S. and they’ve never will.
S.P.A.R.K.S. is different though. It’s reliable, it’s trusted, and most importantly- its sparky! This is from their official page:
>The S.P.A.R.K. rating system is a method for calculating the relative chance of future success for each team in the NBA. The S.P.A.R.K. system was originally invented as an improved rating system allowing a more accurate predictably of outcome for the NBA regular season, playoff and finals games.
>The system rates and splits each team into well defined categories based on an advanced algorithm which takes into consideration a variety of factors. The difference in the ratings between each team serves as a predictor of the outcome of a future match. A team’s specific S.P.A.R.K. rating is represented by their current category and position within that category. Additionally, an sp. rating is given to each team corresponding to their current SparkScore (sp.). A teams category, position, and SparkScore increases or decreases depending on the outcome of games and individual player stats as the season progresses.
>Factors which are taken into consideration in the S.P.A.R.K. system calculator include tracking of injuries, trades and other player transactions, head-to-head results, margin of victory, quality of opponent, as well as the integration of predictions based on 100,000 run simulations forecasting the rest of the season, consistently updated after each game.
Yeah I mean I love that he plays hard and with a chip on his shoulder but I was hoping he'd start playing craftier, calmer and with a higher IQ now that his one man band vendetta campaign is, or should be, over.
He's a joy to watch when he's on and I'm glad we got to keep him around instead of going into a full rebuild but I've accepted we're not going far with Brodie on the team.
My Hawkies get no respect
I'll miss you Wade ;_;
where the fuck is the thread
Canada is getting lazy
make a new thread fuccniggas
You missed Vucevic.