Everyone is flushed
Holloway porier this week
Also that manlet and that autist memefighter too
/heem/ Cody was always good edition
Leo Evans
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Benjamin Bailey
Not sure what whisky to buy for my dad's birthday
He was a huge K-1 fan but thinks cagefighting is uncivilised savagery
Jayden Richardson
this thread is shit
Hunter Fisher
Conor would have sparked Khabib if he wasn't so distracted and worried about his close friend Dillon Danis getting murdered by dagestani mountain apes cageside.
James Gray
>Cody is redeemed
>but his chin was deleted, and it's not coming back
>the CTE from those fights isn't going away
Samuel Brown
Mira a good one then faggot
Dominic Ross
Wyatt Hill
what's a mira
Colton James
EPO is placenta, it doesn't do anything it's just mental confidence. TJ is and was basically clean.
Carter Powell
what if instead of calling him "ben askren", we call him "ben ice cream"? I think that would be funny.
Liam Watson
Cody
>"TJ YOU SHOWED US HOW TO ROID"
Is this stupid or genius?
Adam Taylor
hey that's pretty good
Jaxson Morales
Is Holloway finally going to get flushed???
Zachary Diaz
Jordan Sullivan
>be made of tissue paper
>never roid
>still the GOAT
Cody can't compare
Easton Morgan
Conor would have heemed Khabib if he wasn't so distracted by being a drunken Irishman shilling his proper rotgut.
Benjamin Fisher
Conor was never good
Joseph Diaz
Josiah Long
he was alright but overrated and he dressed like shit
Hudson Richardson
EXACTLY
Angel Perry
Connor Wright
now THAT'S a ring girl
Jayden Reyes
>implying Cody wasn't on roids
Samuel Scott
that does not mean Cody partook in the usage of steroids. lots of people at my gym roid and have given me tutorials but I don't personally use them
Ryan Thomas
wake up, khabib
the rematch is ova
Bentley Myers
rate Kelvin's sister
Gabriel Gonzalez
Are men actually attracted to this?
Dominic Garcia
She's trying to one-up /ourgirl/
Adam Evans
Chris Chan/10
Jack Stewart
yikes
Carson Jackson
rate Rumble's cousin
Dominic Johnson
no FUPAS can even compete
Jackson Gonzalez
top-tier goblina
Lucas Foster
Dios mío
Nathaniel Scott
absolute monstrosity, yet in all likelihood could heem every here
Thomas Morris
>megan's bum
Ryan Collins
she does nothing for me
Lincoln James
*wins*
Henry Bennett
>no titties at all
John Brooks
Blake Fisher
Jeremiah Cook
poast megan bunda's
Parker Green
the womanlet to his right. my god. i would manhandle her
Jordan Anderson
Aaron Rodriguez
absolute unit
Jaxon Rodriguez
right here my man
John Walker
>falling for the big tits meme
Camden Barnes
And the best supporting fighter in a knockout role goes to..... FRANCIS NGANNOU FOR DANIEL CORMIER VS STIPE MIOCIC.
Carson Torres
>it's real
instagram.com
hnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg
Camden Harris
based and funkypilled
he will flush kamaroid and then hand the belt off to Twood
Noah Perry
>you just know
Aaron Fisher
back off, gringo
she's mine
Jayden Hughes
she took the dogpill
Ayden Kelly
did heemcord actually kill heem? this entire thread is fucking garbage. i can feel the mental illness and NEETdom permeating from you disgusting cave dwellers
Landon Rogers
>mfw I quite literally just saved and was about to post this pic
Juan Young
>megan's everything
Nathan Perez
Jose Clark
yikes
Easton Jones
Jose Brown
Even her name sounds goblish
Angel Peterson
Jackson Butler
make america great again!
Isaac Foster
This TJ situation is brought to new heights of hilarity thanks to all the Jones shit. Don't forget, Jon wasn't just cleared, USADA straight up rolled out "new science" detailing how Jon may have simply stood near an open container of Turinabol and inhaled fumes causing his positive tests for the next 8000 years. In the case of TJ "We know EPO, there's no new EPOs, we know the only way to do EPO..." Kinda seems strange when you developed an entirely new testing protocol and turinabol theory in a weeks time when Jon popped (there are only 3 [three] studies on turinabol and they all last under 30 days). In closing, just go full PRIDE and allow roiding, this protect all blacks shit is gay as fuck.
Jordan Sanchez
Juan Morales
Mmmm, mtf
Jason Peterson
>rolled out "new science"
Woah, are you trying to say that our knowledge of science develops over time as we make new advancements or something? I don't know that sounds a bit out there.
Jaxson Collins
Jon Fitch is live streaming with 9 viewers, pump that number up
youtube.com
Bentley Butler
*in every MMA organizations*
Isaac Taylor
>HI I have absolutely no knowledge on this topic but I have various gut feelings and prejudices and km gonna use those to challenge the conclusions of paid experts on this particular topic.
Top zoz
Gavin Roberts
New science without any study to back it, sounds legit. Go back to your oatmeal, Terrence.
Michael Carter
*laughs at TJ*
Anthony Powell
Ahem
Pillashaw
Jaxon Martin
Hunter Russell
My guy this is literally a development that just came into existence last December. What kind of studies do you expect? And can you chill out with the white fragility? Are we really going to pretend that Anderson, Yoel, Reem, etc all didn't piss hot?
Aaron Lewis
Remember that time Cruz came off a 2 year lay off and still won a 5 rounder against someone abusing EPO?
Jack Murphy
He's making some good points.
Cooper Carter
>Anderson
White Brazilian
>Yoel
not under USADA
>Reem
Proud European, step this weak shit up
Benjamin Diaz
"won"
Jordan Phillips
hottest wmma fighter of all time
based and unflushable
milf second from left is 11/10
David Baker
unironically been subscribed and watching these ever since you started posting them, thanks
Brandon Evans
Any news on Paulo Costa?
Kayden Ramirez
Supposedly got pneumonia, roid cover if I ever heard one
Jonathan Lewis
costa is all natural god genetics
Jeremiah Howard
it was yoel that caught "pneumonia" goof, paulo is clean
Levi Butler
could Oleynik tap out a clean Werdum?
Gavin Watson
heh :P
Connor Cook
toughlf to say bee
Isaac Smith
You're all on steroids
Jonathan Taylor
>2 year ban
he wasn't pulsing???
Carson Smith
JUST HOW GOOD is Henry Cejudo?
Nathan Ross
*becomes first 4 division champion in mma*
heh, nothin personnel
William Robinson
Can't TJ just rat on a team member for caffeine use? Worked with Jon.
Julian Ramirez
free werdum
fuck poosada and fuck dana
Samuel Long
**becomes first to pop in 4 different divisions
Justin Gomez
Why is this so funny
Something about his head bobbing from side to side
Robert Harris
Poor man's Darren Till
Logan Bailey
Literally eating mustard out of the jar literally right now, literally.
Chase White
darren till is already the poor man's darren till
Grayson Flores
Someone find me that milf NOW
all these skanks around her cant compete
Jordan Price
>antidoping right now
>you get caught using drugs = you can't fight for x years
>your career ruined like ali's was when he refused the draft
>can't earn money can't do anything
>antidoping fixed
>you get caught using drugs = your show money is halved for x years
>can still fight, earn some money, keep your career going
>fight out your suspension period without getting caught again and you have a free redemption arc
How is this not the obvious solution?
Nicholas Johnson
Choosing NOT to take steroids is literally neglecting your body
It also shows you don't care enough about winning and probably aren't taking this sport seriously enough
Dominic Price
literally basedpilled and mustard jar'd
Hunter Rivera
You lack that competitive edge that all athletes require to succeed in this sport.
You'll never make it.
Easton Lewis
>Post fighters who look like you
I'll start (image related)
Wyatt Long
Dammit, I cant remember the name of that ugly nigerian that had his eyes placed like someone made an MS Paint comic to argue on Yea Forums.
Aiden Fisher
Adrian Roberts
diaz was right
Ryan Ward
Nathaniel Jones
Proper 12 of course lad
Joshua Butler
Aiden Moore
Jaxson Collins
Sebastian King
Austin Thompson
>people reject fighting you because you are a cheat
>crowd boos you because you are a cheat
>sponsors complain about their logo being word by a cheat
Unless you are JJ and have plausible deniability, you gotta serve time. And even JJ served some time.
Robert Morales
in each of these he was winning until he lost
Ethan Ward
I look like cro cop if he had drunk onions ever since he was a kid
Joseph Murphy
Magny and Maia dominated him
Noah Gutierrez
Wtf is this body type? Dustin looking like an absolute unit lately.
Christopher Kelly
>they still filter soi
Tbh senpai cuck
Christopher Phillips
Lucas Brooks
Brutal fist mog.
Evan Thompson
>W-Wait, n-no I didn't mean THOSE blacks!!!
This is sad now
Andrew Clark
Fridge mode
Gabriel Jenkins
Lawler robbed Condit tbqh
Cameron Powell
>placenta
Blake Howard
He's always been a fat featherweight.
Noah Ward
Holloway is getting slept
Luke Fisher
Fuck you, I think antidoping should be chucked out faster than they chucked out romero's shorts after the brunson fight.
>reject fight
>get shitcanned by dana
No
>crowd boos you
So?
>sponsors complain
Who? Reebok?
Parker Foster
lipstick on a pig tier
Dominic Gomez
tight, shapely ass with small tits and cute face is the best combo
Hunter Sanders
Tj should should hav listend to the old folk proverb
One piko a day keeps usada away
Jokes aside i hunnit % agree
Nicholas Moore
I vote for Bum AssCan
Leo Carter
that smile hides pain
Luke Collins
I get people telling me I look like UFC 14 Mark Kerr all the time
Leo Cook
*misses weight*
Caleb Bell
I would pay a large sum of pesos to have my head squeezed between those legs
Austin Cox
Joshua Hughes
Anderson and Reem are not black, or are you some sort of white supremacist?
Logan Richardson
Nimm2 and orange juice hoches c
Damn german sweets are great
Aaron Green
who does this boomer think he's fooling with that haircut? he looks ridiculous
Grayson White
For me, it's Ben Trashcan.
>guys, I am best wrestling in MMA
>*gets dropped on his head in the opening seconds of his MMA debut*
>*goes out*
>Herb Deans his way to a """"""""win""""""""
Dylan Campbell
guarantee if she ever breaks up with the goblin and hooks up with another man, she will be knocked up within 6mths
Jackson Thomas
>I'm still waiting for an apology from you /heem/
Mason Torres
Luke Thompson
>Penn tried to get her to have sex with other men
on no no no
Juan Gutierrez
Am I the only one who thinks Adesanya held back against Silva?
Cameron Carter
without looking it up what was Dustin's last win?
Daniel Clark
>The former UFC two-division champion and 2015 UFC Hall of Fame inductee has not been arrested or charged with a crime in connection with Uaiwa’s allegations.
so water we even doon here?
Sebastian Jones
WHO IS THE GIRL LEFT FROM COLBY
Noah Ortiz
Holy mommy issues, lmao. She is pushing 50, lads.
Angel Cooper
That's a pretty standard stance on r/mma
Samuel Rodriguez
Eddie Alvarez?
David Myers
BJ, stop abusing cocaine and trying to get your baby momma to cuck you or I'm coming for that other knee.
Hudson Foster
speculating bee
Jayden Anderson
stay there, loser
Jaxson Sullivan
why my peepee hard
*gets arteriosclerosis*
Heels enhance the butt, this is her but on PEDs, unfair video
Cody 'Hoverhand' Covington
Here pictured is a CLEAN athlete
Now that I've seen TJ pop I know about steroids, just saying Dustin is a juicehead.
Austin Wright
canvarez b
Xavier Young
>mmajunkie.com
>Uaiwa said Penn repeatedly abused her verbally and physically over the course of their relationship. She also said Penn tried to get her to have sex with other men and pressured her to smoke marijuana.
BJ NO!
Charles Price
Yea it was just like when you fight your dad you don't want to heem him and you both know who is the winner
Robert Nelson
I never doubted ourboy
both he and romero are natty goats
including my boy robert
Andrew Wood
Luke Thomas is trying to tell people that high altitude training can produce results that can match blood doping/EPO injections.
David Clark
the "steroid era" will go down as the best era just like in baseball. and now we get this clown circus where every couple of months a good fighter gets hit never to be seen again unless you are jones
Blake Wright
Correct, but did you have to think about it?
Feels like ages ago tbdesu
Luke Sullivan
tj was training near 5,000 feet above mt everest base camp ok! no epo
Oliver Wilson
I was thimkin you were dropping a trick on me, my guy
Grayson Martinez
For sure just go to high altitude instead of taking PED's my guys
Zachary Robinson
And I'm proud of it.
Isaiah Watson
>get her to have sex with other men and pressured her to smoke marijuana.
Kinda doubt,who the fuck would preasure someone to smoke weed and why?!
Carson Ramirez
Isaac Bell
based and smifpilled
Isaac Price
What's stopping TJ from going to ONE?
Ryan Diaz
I had your back.
Michael Powell
>BJ Penn have unironic cuck fantasies
NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bentley Scott
Low-t bois will never get it
Elijah Ramirez
UFC contract
Daniel Nguyen
An airplane ride where his blood will clot from EPO
Jacob Price
He was pretty good. The worst thing he did was make cut baby Khabib look like the lightweight goat to casuals.
Joshua Jenkins
it was half a shitpost 2bf, not my best work I'll admit
Xavier Powell
sourc
Joseph Rogers
this era is so fucking bad
hopefully Dana sees sense and scraps the USADA meme
Mason Cooper
Jaxson Bell
he should talk to Tony. He seems to have cleared his CTE
Matthew Roberts
just do what they do in tennis and test fighters but use like 1980's testing procedures
Robert Bell
>Anderson isn't black
This isn't even funny in an ironic sense. Just stop posting.
Lucas Thompson
t. moo-ham-mad adbul ass sleeze!
I know you want your fighters to juice and I can tell, stinky mudslime!
Ayden Green
this explains why he kept coming back in the octagon to get humiliated in front of an arena full of people
Gabriel Gomez
>not under USADA
Are you retarded? It happened 6 months after USADA came in.
Jaxson Mitchell
It's pretty clear tj got punished for losing to Cejudo and failing to end the flyweight meme like he was supposed to. As long as Jon keeps winning he can "pulse" as much as he wants.
Austin Morgan
>Not sure what whisky to buy for my dad's birthday
Depends. If you actually like him then lagavulin. If you hate him then
Josiah Murphy
>some sort
>white supremacist
You're on Yea Forums, bum, what do you expect!?
Jeremiah Gray
Nathan Robinson
whiter than you, loser
Noah Jackson
>loser
lol
You forgot to spell it "looser" as your kind always does, literal 12 year old!
Andrew Ward
>being a racist on 4channel
go back to Yea Forums, sicko
Andrew Brooks
Jon is the goat because he made Dana the Jew his bitch.
Joseph Brown
that weight cut was brutal. tj looked like death he honestly might have died if it wasn't for the EPO. Plus, he was training high altitude we all know that can replicate EPO results
William Martinez
>Dustin Poirier talking about his wife being there for him since day one, driving him to training and weigh ins because he couldn't drive and always telling him he could do it
Parker Peterson
Are you implying something about brazilians?
Andrew Ramirez
D-d-on't shoot me, isis!
Your picture screams ISIS
Literally Jon Jones in the desert with an a "salt" "rifle".
ALLAHU SNACKBARRRRRRRRR
Liam Campbell
>it doesn't do anything
The body naturally produces it, so it does something. If it didn't do anything, it would've been selected against in evolution.
also,
>placenta
Adrian Scott
i like dustin
he looks like a genuinely happy guy
love how he play with his daughter, cute
Sebastian Bell
youre kinda ill spammy
Jose Campbell
just received some insider info, cejudo tests positive in the next 72 hours
Robert Sanchez
I like him a lot but I'm very jealous of normies and their gfs
Parker Mitchell
>croatia
lol.
Benjamin Kelly
positive for GOLD MEDALS ammirite?
Jose Williams
go fuck yourself spammy, i'm in NO mood
James Brooks
When was the last time both fighters popped from a bout? I'm sure it must have happened (Diaz/Anderson doesn't count)
Michael Bell
i will help you
dm me on instagram and we can talk about your issues
Julian Flores
But what about Max being a single dad?
Adrian Baker
Anderson - Sonen both were on PEDs.
Mason Barnes
also stop spending time on pol
it's full of shills
Luis Gray
ngannou v JDS @ UFC 239
Levi Carter
>a
>fookin'
>leaf
lol, good one, ching chong
>gets heem'ed
no thanks, mirco, deal with your own personal problems first, old man! :^)
Isaiah Harris
i dont share the same feelings, i just wish i was as half as happy and hope ill have a nice cute family
i don't think he is
i believe i saw his wife being hot af
also im cheering for max, i dont see dustin wining
Adam Ramirez
raut
Nolan Bailey
>Uses the word "shill"
Opinion discarded.
Daniel Lopez
forgot image
Brody Smith
Conor was never good
Jaxson Richardson
really zany poster this time
Brody Perez
I see someone else frequents Instagram
Grayson Adams
He was at one time, wasn't he like on an 11 or 13 fight win streak until he went up to 170lbs on short notice!?
Blake Sanchez
name one 145er who could beat Nate at 170
Bentley Price
You ever wish you could go back in time?
Thomas Kelly
i think you'd be surprised
Colton Perez
all the time
Eli Adams
it's from twitter actually
Andrew Evans
Max "Bloated" Holloway
He would probably have no problem going up in weight to fight Nate at 170lb.
He's also a good striker as seen in the Jose Aldo fight.
Jordan Walker
15 fight win streak which included Holloway, Porier, Mendes, Aldo. 14/15 finishes aswell in that streak
Elijah Cox
Who will be the next to pop?
Kayden Jones
Nigannou meme ends
Julian White
Being too caught up in the past ensures you will have no future. Just let whatever it is go
Aiden Walker
Yep, and DES VAULT more Arab nations and eradicated the MUDSLIME filth from invading Europe.
Exactly. Plus double double champ champ if you count Cage Warriors.
Charles Hughes
i haven't seen max's gf in ages
did they split up bros?
Anthony Ross
someone who's mysteriously been pulled from a card with no mention of injury, like Volkov
Luke Green
Nah Welter wate Nate would pummell Holloway on the feet.
Holloway is overrated trash, he has never fought a grappler worth any salt, all his fights are stand and bang fests on the feet. Mendes or Volkanovski would eat him for dinner
Julian Phillips
if you ever need someone to talk to youll find me by my flag and if i post a black women, high chances it might be me
god bless
ps. pol is full of shills, great place to find specific info but harrible to dwell there and ppost with idiots who just shitpost and would never move a finger if it has something to do with anything else then trolling former hollywood stars
Joshua Flores
DEUS*
My keyboard has a lot of cum on it. Your MUM's cum! :^)
Nolan Sullivan
Pretty sure I saw rumors of abuse by Penn years ago on /heem/. Don't let your daughter marry a mok.
Tyler Bailey
Volkov was confirmed to have popped wasn't he?
I imagine a lot of fighters are shitting bricks over EPO being detectable now though.
Asher Phillips
yeah, I'm thinking he's back
Carter Murphy
Can't think of anyone else, famalamalam.
Only other person that comes to mind is WHO DA FOOK IS THAT GUY because of his size.
Wyatt Diaz
Is he overrated? Be honest.
Juan Torres
>Volkov was confirmed to have popped wasn't he?
not actually sure
it would make sense though
Adrian Harris
You're still talking!?
Took you long enough.... also...
Pic related. Like I said, Comment Ignored.
Jordan Rodriguez
No, I'm black.
Jackson King
I'm not black, kid.
Josiah Long
Easily, but that doesn't mean he's bad. People have just been acting like he's far too good when his best win has been Silva and a Brunson who looked horrible
People were calling him the next Jon after his first fight in the UFC or some shit, just ridiculous
Tyler Peterson
yes
Leo Rodriguez
looks like we have ourselves a race war
Jack Smith
Yes but he's still pretty good. Just need to see him against the real elite 185ers
Josiah Gray
You're right, ever had your hand fall asleep!? Like you go to sleep and wake up in the middle of the night and you fell asleep on top of your hand!?
Well that's what I'm guessing happened with DC, arms actually weight a good pound or too especially fat bois like DC so no surprise by putting the pressure on the towel being held by two guys on opposite ends ended up taking some weight off the scale.
Matthew Hall
>ywn
Dylan Collins
He is overrated and Kelvin is a great fight to see him vs a top fighter.
Juan Clark
Gas the bikes
Race course now!
Wyatt Ross
you are both low-t pieces of shit
Nicholas Parker
>DC lost 2.5 lbs in 18 seconds
>GSP's coaches brought vaseline into the cage
>Aldo grabbed the fence like Tom Cruise hanging out an airplane
>Jon
If you aren't willing to cheat you aren't about GOAT status.
Jack Ramirez
Jayden Jenkins
Where's your eagle, Mexico!?
And I agree, I will be rooting for my Mexican brother on this one!
Dylan Gomez
Will that chin hold up at HW?
Landon Gonzalez
Eventually at the end of Jon's reign we will all see what we've been knowing since the start, but by that time he will always be considered GOAT, cheat or not.
Brandon Gutierrez
>waaaahhh widdle diaper baby want sloppy milk bags
Isaac Flores
DJ is the GOAT
Nathan Wilson
Is Chael the boomer supreme?
Cameron Roberts
What did the UFC mean by this?!?!
Lincoln Powell
I honestly want roiding to be permitted, whats the argument against? Damage to fighters? Late stoppages do worse than anything else and thats all on the official
Ryder Reed
that is exactly what I said before suckling on your mother's ample bosom
Jonathan Baker
ass is for basedboys and redditors. big titties are reserved for men who want strong sons (fake doesn’t count)
Wyatt Bell
one of the cameras is running at a low framerate, so one angle is low quality for a couple of seconds and this bothers me
Owen Garcia
XD
Caleb Williams
A juiced to the gills promotion in international waters with little to no laws that we can tune in, the municipality of sealand hosting pirate sites and the promotion with fighters using all sorts of peds and we get to watch it for free on Saturdays on cricfree dot me! :^)
Ian Robinson
*crickets*
*someone coughs in the audience*
*Get off the stage!!*
Kevin James
Based
Jonathan Evans
*chings*
*chongs*
sucky sucky, no sucky today!?
Elijah Foster
funny word play my friend
top fef i r8 it 5/7
Brandon Murphy
based
Alexander Evans
you're mostly retarded but I appreciate you
Ian Reyes
Russian version of this
Nolan Nelson
Thanks senpai, I've been hit on the head a few many times growing up in the wicked streets of Chi-raq! :^)
Angel Clark
what do you know about fighting, huh, HUH?!
Josiah Evans
Blake Wright
I’ve gotten this comparison a few times
John Watson
Carter Peterson
If Diego ends up in title contention I'll livestream myself eating tiramisu
Grayson Long
DJ's hardest fights are ahead. Asians are manlets so the competition will be deadly.
Jordan Gomez
unironically this
Brandon Rodriguez
based leech
Jack Phillips
Not a great couple of days for TJ penn eh boys?
Gabriel Diaz
E P O
P
O
Samuel Miller
I really think you guys should look at Irene Aldana's most recent instagram video. You will really enjoy it. Can someone make a webm?
Robert Hall
BJ Penn spent all his money on cocaine and male chastity belts.
Brandon Hall
Knob creek15 or redbreast
Blake Morris
like this?
Tyler Wood
Alistair and Brock were both first team all Natty when they fought.
Leo Bennett
For sure this man walks around at 200 pounds, for sure he should be at welterweight, oh for sure this skinny man with no muscle mass weighed more than Aldo, oh for sure he hasn't got the narrowest shoulders I've ever seen on a grown man
Lucas Allen
oh you think you can get away with talking shit on /heem/? think again!
*hits you with 3 piece and soda*
xD
Isaiah Bailey
You know race and nationality are separate, right?
Samuel Moore
Yes that's why he always has hot takes that make him and his listeners feel superior to everyone. It's Boomer kino.
Daniel Hall
Does this """EPO""" makes you learn how to kick/punch or raise your fighting IQ?
Case closed.
Isaac Rogers
He's dense. Shredded lean muscle is heavy.
Jonathan Perez
*gives you the combo meak with extra dipping sauce*
Cooper Foster
Conor Mcgregor has never beaten a single good fighter.
Prove me wrong.
Leo Foster
he's not shredded either though. he's perfect at 145, shouldnt move up
Nathan Lopez
*boxes you up*
It is what it is.
Liam Peterson
Yeah I don't get why people like Joe act like Max is massive he's literally just tall. I guess everyone is massive to Joe though it explains why he fell for the Darren Till "gorilla" meme.
Alexander Anderson
(You)
Henry Sullivan
Holloway could beat Yoel
Michael Flores
Aldo
Ryder Nelson
>le lead uppercut man
That RDA KO really got to his head
Anthony Brown
>Shredded lean muscle
He has none
Xavier Clark
Conor was only good at featherweight and he beat Aldo there ya edgelord
Adam Barnes
Cejudo TJ was a work look into it
Jaxson Bell
what a shame that left didnt land
Chase Clark
Would Poirier win if they swang and bang the whole fight??
Dylan Evans
Aldo wins the rematch
Kevin Bennett
>BJ and Hughes were both the bad guys this whole time
Parker Thompson
That was a work and so was Askren Lawler
Carson Moore
Joshua Rodriguez
Yeah especially now that Conor is all coked up and looking soft. I agree Aldo is the better fighter he just turned into a meme when he fault Conor for whatever reason.
Justin King
If they started swinging and Poireman didn't get a fast ko then probably not
I really can't see Poireman win this fight in any way
Zachary Jones
Imagine naming your daughter Christmas.
Samuel Garcia
It's salty Aldo fans making excuses, Aldo is all muscle and has a torso twice as wide but Max supposedly outweighs him by 30 pounds
Xavier Campbell
I've been applying to jobs guys. Nobody's answering
Charles Williams
Brandon Wood
It's over, Max
Justin Nguyen
I want to fuck Christmas
Nathan Wood
Based last man to get KO'd cold by Michael Johnson
Carson Reed
I'd like to open her gift box
Hunter Russell
Imagine having a daughter
Have you tried 4channel?
Joseph Edwards
Why didn't you guys show me this?
Josiah Phillips
International law disagrees, have you heard of Europe? There's literally new germans.
Matthew Nguyen
Jaxon Gray
it's like when he uploaded the picture with GSP
>dude you're taller than him, you should be at middleweight!
Jordan Brooks
hips to shoulder ratio is fucked
Grayson Martin
I want to get paid
Jaxon Jones
>dudes look epic
>announcers are cussing
>ring girls are fire
pretty based
Christian Torres
Micheal Johnson is a real munster that had Khabob basically out on his feet those are just facts
Samuel Campbell
How do you think Schaub would react if he knew that he was the official fighter of Yea Forums?
Nathaniel Cox
Juan Richardson
he isnt
Luis Peterson
I thought she had no hands
Ryder Bennett
You just know
Austin Evans
gross
Blake Williams
Get off this board
Adam Sanders
That's the first thing you noticed?
Jack Cooper
It doesn't let your fight iq to go lower because of the lack of oxygen during the fight
I wouldn't mind having Anderson without tattoos as a daughter
Anthony Ortiz
I made a post a while ago about how I think Max struggles a bit fighting backwards, and then Dustins boxing coach said the same thing in the countdown.
William Baker
If it doesn't help you, why take it?
Jack Martinez
Herb on Rogan soon
youtube.com
Jack Peterson
ur all niggers
Connor Smith
Blackfacing is NOT okay in 2019
Grayson Foster
Let me know if Herb starts smoking weed
Angel Bell
We all thought BJ won the war but now him and Matt are on a race to the bottom.
John Reed
fuck herb
Jason Adams
No thanks, I'm already watching GayTalk Live
Jaxson Turner
I believe BJ Penn is innocent.
Liam Thompson
You need to have big reach or at least reach advantage to fight back well when you are go backwards and Max is definitely not JJ
Adam Phillips
Freaking BASED. Can't wait to watch it with my friends at /heem/.
Isaiah White
TJ....it was over before it started.
Christian Ward
Herb sounds nervous as fuck
Mason Reed
Even Dana can't take those manlets seriously
Joseph Barnes
Based
Brayden Morales
OMalley is such a badass
Andrew Kelly
OH FUCK HERB DEAN
Gabriel Allen
Cody won the war
Kayden James
Does herb have CTE?
Gavin Evans
Sugar is vegan, healthy bones aren't
Asher Wood
Ngannou looking like mickey mouse
Jose Sullivan
Is Herb /ourbull/?
Jacob Hall
his wife certainly knows about bulls
Joseph Moore
Levi Torres
Isaac Jackson
He was, until he ate some good meat and realized it gives you loads of energy.
Blake Butler
Bulls?
Eli Myers
If he really gave up being vegan then he's okay in my book
Adrian Gonzalez
Looks like Mr. and Mrs. Dean on that Onnit program
Brandon Fisher
Ahh yes, Rogan talking about big black men
Adam Wood
>JONES AGAINST MUGUMBA, DATS DA FAKIN SEED
>OH YOU THINK HE JUST TAKES DOG DROPS AND (((THEY))) LET IT SLIDE? BUT DILLASHO GET TWO FUKKEN YIEEZ? LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING JOYROGEN, WHEN I WAS IN JAIL THEY DIDN'T LET ME DO NAFFIN YOUKNOAMSAIN'?
>FUCKING MUGUMBO OR WHATEVA DA FUCK GOT HIS SOUL CRUSHED BY THAT BLACK MUTHAFUCKA THAT DIDN'T THROW A SINGLE PUNCH? AND NOW THAT GUY GOT DROPPED BY DOS FUCKING SANTOS? DOS SANTOS HAS BEEN IN PERENAESE FUCKING TRANNIES UP THE ASS, THOSE ASSES SMELL TREMENDOUS...
>THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK, IT'S ALL A FUCKING ACT AND ALL YOU BUYING IT, JD FUCKING S, BONES GONNA TAKE A DIVE, MUGUMBO GONNA BE THE BIGGEST FUCKING THING NOW DAT MCGREGA IS OUT. AND THEY WILL HAVE THE WHOLE FUCKING HW DIVISION STACKED. LIKE MY POCKETS IN 1993 JOYROGEN. IT'S GONNA BE STRIKEFORCE HW HIGHLAITS EVERYBODY IS KOing EVERYBODY ALL OVA AGAIN. STIPE, MUGUMBO, JONES, DC, JDS, VOLKOV, BLAYDES! HEADS BE FLYING OUT OF FUCKING ARENA LIKE LEE FLIES INTO SPACE WHEN I GIVE HIM STAR OF DEATH. THEY WILL CLOSE LHW, NO ONE WOULD GIVE A FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA
>OH MAN I JUST HAD A PANICK ATTACK
Hunter Green
Herb Dean sounds like a brainlet
Isaac Wright
>JR already talking about what a built bull Yoel Romero is
Adam Ward
>Kelvin
>a top fighter
Carson Thompson
>there are people that unironically watch rogaine in 2004+15
Might have to heem some of you from my window
Samuel Baker
left is fire
Christopher Jenkins
He sounds like an average dude who got invited to Rogan's show. He just nods
Evan Lopez
He's one of the most cerebral refs.
Nathan King
Ten pesos?
Joseph Perry
I only watch the MMA show nowadays desu
Angel Jenkins
le cannon fodder for Israel man
Gavin Cox
>2015+4
>Listening to Rogan
>Posting about Rogan on /heem/
Thomas Carter
Austin Baker
Mason White
>1999+20
>he still posts on Yea Forums
Grayson Long
Aldo would never be friends with a scumbag.
Liam Reyes
BEST
INSTAGRAM
IN
THE
GAME
Kevin Anderson
sorry to break it to you, buddeh, but this is 4channel (a much better website)
Nolan Turner
me in the back
Jason Cruz
>I'm gonna say it!
Samuel Bell
Camden Murphy
heem any here
Wyatt Watson
This was funny
Brandon Lopez
was there enough time between rounds to disinfect the cage?
Blake Ross
Carpeting would be a great way to discouarge wrestling
Angel Garcia
gsp also missed weight vs diaz, and he insisted on drug testing but refused to take it himself
Benjamin Russell
He beat Khabib
Owen Turner
>turn your heel into it
William Lopez
Nice job picking us something everyone realized 50 fucking years ago
Levi Perry
>mfw BJ is a cuck
Evan Nelson
i love the way the women with pink shirt does that little foot swing with heels up, generating energy all from the toes
perfect technique
Benjamin Jenkins
He shattered his chicken legs months after quitting veganism because his retard leeching serial killer coach told him it would help
Landon Gonzalez
remember the time some towel lover landed a punch as hard as possible on a much smaller man's undefended chin and it did zero damage
Daniel Ross
That lady in the middle would heem half of this board in under 13 seconds, that left hook is a piston.
John Morgan
I think having your wife file a restraining order because she didn't want to bang other dudes as you requested is peak JUST 2019
Jack Taylor
nobody could handle that kind of speed she displayed at the end
Camden Allen
>years of malnutrition have no lasting effects
Eli Sanders
tj did nothing wrong, his red blood cells are the result of advanced breathing techniques and training aboard top secret spacejets in low earth orbit
Ryder Campbell
just goes to show that even violent cagefighters can succumb to the cuck meme
Landon Morales
I doubt he was even vegan for long. Probably somw holistic cuck. Months after he quit his legs shattered. Hopefully its his jaw next time
Jackson Gray
little joe rogan is so fucking gay
Mason Harris
"...one of them has a meatball sandwich"
>shows picture of TWood
>doesn't show badonkadonk
Stupid fucking tattoos
O'Malley was never vegan, he never even followed a plant based diet.
Herb, please
That's what 10 years of losing does to your psyche
Blake Sanchez
For me it's the Holy war angel
Brayden Wood
I like how old Joe had on the ancient aliens guy but now he acts like he's all intellectual and philosophical because he's embarrassed of his past. Unless he has on a black guy then he just goes full cuck.
Easton Jackson
Early stoppage
Luis Nguyen
Holy fucking cringe, herb sperging out hard. Rambling, bringing up dead end topics, tripping over his words, quivering voice. He sounds nervous as fuck. Stuttering, and spassing out. Awkward and painful as fuck.
William Bennett
>O'Malley was never vegan
He talked about quitting veganism on JRE
Grayson Thomas
>I'm busy I dont have time for conspiracies
...
>I watched three alien documentaries in a row
Kevin Ward
I liked that guy, shame he has 15 seconds of cardio
Josiah Jenkins
it's not that bad and i really dislike herb
Bentley Gonzalez
holy shit, herb dean is delirious. speaking in tongues, struggling to breathe, falling in and out of consciousness, having violent, seizures. he looks dumb as fuck. passing out cold on the floor, choking on his own vomit, multiple cardiac arrests. gay and cringy as fuck.
Alexander Jackson
Wasn't until something triggered him and he brought up pro wrestling for no reason and realized he fucked up.
Jeremiah Sanchez
Herb Dean just pulled a gun out and recited Malcolm X
Asher Ward
i cant believe joe is letting it go like this, herb will soon declare that the holocaust didnt happen
Xavier Rogers
>how did we get on the subject of aids
Fucking rogan cant remember 5 minutes ago.
Landon Richardson
Homosexuals have the memory of goldfish
Brayden Williams
Either you didn't listen properly or don't understand what Veganism is, O'Malley fer sher doesn't, in the podcast he mentioned eating eggs while he was """Vegan""", he simply didn't eat meat, he was vegetarian at best. He's just an idiot pothead.
Logan Walker
5 cloves of garlic? fuck me, how can you taste anything else
Easton Flores
Hey bong, you ever get munchie boxes?
Christopher Parker
Why is everything he makes so watery?
Robert Collins
I know right, why do the eggs look scrambled but theres yolk at the bottom of the plate?
Jaxon Hall
I just like artificially bumping Joe's youtube numbers, thanks for wasting time and watching an O'Malley clip
Logan Rogers
Pass the dutchie on the left hand side
Ryan Carter
TJ Dillashaw was set up
Lincoln Howard
I saw a clip on Reddit whenever the podcast got posted, don't need to look back at it, I have a better memory than an elephant (AKA Gastelum's sister"
Julian Scott
HEEMBEDDED
youtu.be
Nathan Carter
>if a fighter doesn't fight hard enough, they ain't gettin paid
Wow I had no idea Bareknuckle was so fucking BASED
Kevin Reed
Somehow I knew you would claim to have an encyclopedic memory of all things JRE related you sad vitamin d depleted inbred islander
Lucas Ross
Id plow Gastelums sister
Matthew Miller
Why the fuck they are talking about that bare knuckle shit if the owner has already said they won't cut his pay.
Robert Barnes
Might as well just dissolve 135
Jeremiah Mitchell
>soi rogan hating on based feldman docking pay
Jeremiah Cruz
>takes peds
>gets heemed in less than a minute
tough life bro
Nathan Howard
>I'm gonna take half his pay and give it to the other guy!
>haha I was just pretending and it worked lol
What a fag
Christopher Miller
I remember all things vegan.
You're just mad because you go bankrupt when you break your leg and have to spend your life savings if you ever get cancer.
Imagine having to pay to have a child lol
Ethan Moore
Marinovich btfo again
Levi Wright
o i am laffin
Charles Murphy
>this dialogue
Lucas Diaz
Imagine staying in bongland
Bentley Murphy
Imagine getting shot in maths class
Imagine having the highest infant birth mortality rate in the developed world
Imagine not being allowed to take days off of work if you're incredibly ill
Imagine your government telling you healthcare isn't a right
What a mess.
Ayden Lopez
Rotherham
Colton Butler
nice outlier case
Carson Martinez
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
Josiah Miller
Adam Lewis
Wait, are you saying you accept the failures of government run healthcare? Is it part and parcel?
Matthew Young
Beautiful place to live, full of opportunities I can take advantage of, don't have to get a job if I don't want to and can scavenge the welfare system with little to no repercussion. Never experienced violent crime in my life.
Ahh, I love England.
Rotherham United vs Aston Villa 2-1
Ah yes, I meant maternal mortality rate not infant mortality rate. Good look mate
Jayden Garcia
That's literally what you did too.
Jackson Martin
Keeping children virgins is a healthcare issue or are you claiming rape victims don't suffer for a lifetime?
Juan Reed
Gold Medalist
Nicholas Carter
> the health care meme
Lmfao just get a fucking job and you will get benefits. My out of pocket deductible for the entire year is $5000 max. If you got bankrupt over $5k kys. The only people who bitch about health care are dumb fucks who can’t manage a 7-330.
Colton Price
XD
Matthew Roberts
>don't have to get a job if I don't want to and can scavenge the welfare system with little to no repercussion
Kill yourself
Henry Sanchez
REMEMBER ME EDDIE? WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER, I WALKED..JUST.....LIKE......THIS!!
Elijah Fisher
he could still go to a private clinic
its called a choice
Christopher Gomez
>Izzy bowing his head in deference
>squinting to avoid full eye contact
>bashful smile as if he's nervous
>doesn't swivel his full body to face Kelvin like a man, just weakly sticks a noodle arm out
>Kelvin keeping his head fully upright
>staring straight into Izzy's eyes
Kelvin has won the first mental battle
Brandon Gomez
Based.
Eli Smith
holy shit how long has the Herb Dean JRE been going on and why can't I go back to the beginning?
Eli Scott
>healthcare meme
>not a meme though
You: *cucked by the system*
Me: *can literally do nothing and get paid, fed, clothed and housed*
>is mad because shit welfare system
Jonathan Thompson
>t. tanned brit
Hudson Allen
I'll watch it
Ian Peterson
You’re a fucking leech on society. Just cause other people pay for you doesn’t make it right. The system will go bankrupt at some point cause scum like you take and don’t give.
Dylan Long
you're literally gloating about being a parasite. the fucked up thing is you can't see how tragic that is. you're pretty far down on the totem pole.
Mason Cook
>responding to british posters of all people talking about governance/healthcare etc
goofs
Josiah Ortiz
So, Cody is basically still undefeated?
Robert Wilson
:)
Jonathan Kelly
I would like to present a hypothetical. Should Cody lose his next bout (let's say Moraes) and gets KO'd in the same brainlet way. If Moraes pops, is it the roids or Cody's predictability? And what if he faces Rivera after, gets KO's the same way, and Rivera subsequently pops. I guess the question is, at what point is it the roids and not Cody having No Brain?
Brandon Robinson
The fuck?
Who?
Dominic Collins
>our healthcare is so low quality that its cheap!
Brandon Wilson
Let the Bean make the thread
Christian Ortiz
one of the greatest freestyle wrestlers ever
Liam Moore
it's not even a fight, why make it look and sound like one..
Thomas Kelly
This is gold
Owen Kelly
Those ring girls are some grade A first class fresh meat
Julian Wilson
>Mad because your GF/mother/daughter would suck my dick solely from hearing my accent
I think you'd be surprised
>mad because you work 9-5 at a shitty job every day just to pay bills and survive
Noah Ramirez
A WFRR reference? Based
James Lee
maternal mortality rates are much higher in america than in all of those other countries
you pay almost twice as much as us for healthcare, but get worse results
Benjamin Lopez
This is the butthurt brit
Asher Ross
In many ways, Dom Cruz is among the top 5 GOATs
Logan Johnson
I'm not mad about doing work I enjoy and giving back to society. you can shitpost all you like while fueled by NEETbux, but deep down inside, you know you hate yourself for being a leeching gutter rat.
Andrew Hill
In a lot of ways this thread hasn't devolved to a delusional brit arguing with angry americans
Blake Richardson
>mfw you don't realise I'm chatting pure shit
Isaac Wood
I'm just pushing your buttons man, calm down
Asher Howard
emergency care and local GP care is very good back home, but usually non emergency care at hospitals is just very slow with the NHS
long term treatment for things like cancer is also pretty good
id honestly rather deal with waiting a few more hours to see to a broken leg or something than pay 7 grand excess because my health insurance doesnt cover the whole cost of it here
Charles Wood
Our rates are higher cause unlike immoral commies, capitalism values time and labor so rates will vary. As far as the mortality rates go I have no idea what the varying factor may be I can assure you Europe doesn’t have some secret code when most of the worlds doctors come to America to make a ton of money :) and we also lead the world is medical innovation so for sure my guy you have it figured out
Ethan Miller
>I was only taking the piss!
Isaiah Carter
then move
Dylan Harris
make the thread, NEET
Mason Fisher
when you take steroids out of equation, there are not very many actually good competitors in mma
Mark Hunt, BJ Penn, Yoel Romero are the only natty high level fighters
Lucas Myers
bradford, yeh?
William Butler
You're right, I WAS taking the piss!
Never made a thread on the text board named 4Channel and never will, do it for me. Slave.
Connor Perez
...
Ian Price
my mrs is going to finish her phd then i will be mate, dont worry
not everything is perfect in the US, pretending it is will stop improvements and more people will get into things like healthcare debt, even with having relatively good coverage
the UK has a lot of faults too, but monkey brained retards like you on here regurgitate the same 2 or 3 points every thread you stumble into and refuse to listen to anything that doesnt line up with what you've seen in a shitty infograph
get a grip
William Hughes
>BRBRBRBRBRBRBR
HUEHUEHUEHEUHUE
Lucas Brown
>NANI
Jacob Ramirez
Thawts on Schaub's stand up?
James Hill
Rotherham united heems la galaxy
Kayden Lopez
That's a lot of Vaseline
Camden Wilson
This is peak British cringe desu. I've met Brits like you and it's a sad sight. Only lads from Manchester are allowed in heem.