Team News
Manchester United
>Alexis Sánchez ruled out. Ander Herrera, Marcus Rashford, Antonio Valencia and Matteo Darmian doubtful.
Barcelona
>Rafael Alcântara ruled out. Ousmane Dembélé doubtful.
Previous Meetings
>Barcelona 3—1 Manchester United
>Barcelona 2—0 Manchester United
>Manchester United 1—0 Barcelona
>Barcelona 0—0 Manchester United
>Barcelona 3—3 Manchester United
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The sides last met at Old Trafford 11 years ago.
Death to anime.
But can he do it on a cold wednesday night at old trafford
If united don't win i'll kill myself
>mfw Man United and Ajax win today
5 hours until Missi chokes on big black dabbing cock
MU vs BARCELONA
Barca will win the whole thing anyway lol
>mfw Barca - Juve final
There's no way United will go through, especially that the return game is at Camp Nou
GIGGS
GIGGS WILL TEAR YOU APART AGAIN
Who’s at the wheel tonight?
Ishygddt
STFU Mexssi-shill
Ole´s at the bar
valverde
England needs to be nuked. Degenerate shithole.
>tp
>tf
I'm only spreading facts
How many nukes would it take to become as big a shithole as Bulgaria? One? Two? Threeee?
Moule
United vs Barcelona is in the top tier of European fixtures.
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considering skipping class to watch the game
What subject?
easy 3-1 win incoming
Pogba (x2) and Rashford to score
IMAGINE not being on European time.
It was impossible to PSG to lose yet we saw what happened. It's football bro
Pogba will wreck farca
Barcelona had better fucking win
>YOUNOY'ED
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>considering skipping class
people like you are the ones that I destroy at the rankings
PSG is not protected by the referees
Messi sucks
>mfw Manure lose
>that butthurt fag from New Zealand who's obsessed with Messi is back
No time long seee, fren
It's the Romanian on proxy
No they didn't.
>rankings
The only ranking that matters is your wage / hour
How ugly are we gonna choke this time bros?
The sides last met at OLD TRAFFORD 11 years ago.
It was 11 and a half years ago
how was it impossible? PSG were missing key players plus Tuchell didn't even want to start Buffon that day
Barcelona doesn't have the talent to play like that
Messi must miss this. Now he’s stuck with shitters like Coutinho and the only midfielder that’s capable of playing a through ball is Rakitic.
Yeah, this was an older team to be fair. Back when they had Xavi and Iniesta
That was such an amazing team. Those guys had godlike ball control.
Arthur you mean? Rakitic is fucking shit.
nice pic from 2011 nephew
and it's still correct
Arthur barely passes forward.
>Not dropping your egg in a glass of water before eating it
Lmao
CR7 not god tier. cmon.
>Dis nederlander eats wet raw eggs
Now imagine poogba's nigbrain attempting to fathom this.
we aint
>CR7
>god tier
canada
Does anyone know why they’re playing the QF games on the same night this season? Shit’s annoying.
Jesus United is going to get raped.
If this was in Camp Nou it could easily be 4-0 or 5-0. Predicting a 3-1
zero cunt
the famous american football knowledge
they will once de Jong arrives :-)
tv rights
>Cronaldo and Maldini not in God Tier
>Eto'o and Kaká not in demi-god tier
>No Nesta
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2-1 United at Old Trafford
0-3 United at the Camp Nou
t. Stevie Wonder
>nosotros
just a quick reminder
when i checked it was cr7 68 messi 67
the chicano started using his proxies to like messi when he saw how embarrassing it was
>Arthur
Ah yes Mr sideways
>Banks above Shilton
fuck right off
>implying twain and the poo obsessed with ronaldo did not
>tf
>tp
they actually field Fred now?
>PSG were missing key players
You must be kidding, right? Please have a look at United's 11 and subs in the return leg.
>You know you have to pay to watch that
>I dont pay
What do you mean? It was the same last season
Reminder that United will win again and there's nothing you can do about it.
He looks happy. Manure will be ravaged.
What did you just call me?
barca wearing that fake high end brands clothing cringe
Just like Roma
Would add Zlatan to very good tier desu
also shouldnt these colours be matching
...
Oh no no no
They're gonna get destroyed and it will be painful to watch
we dont deserve to be in it next season
McTominay will pocket that fucking midget with ease
Implying McTominay isn’t superior to Matic.
Barca will win 4-1 tonight
alexis?
2:1 at old trafford
6:0 at camp nou
united is so fucked lmao
lol i read this as 720 metre eggs
Are there going to be goals in this match, lads?
Hopefully not
>Inb4 it ends 0-0
>mfw this semen slurping game wont be for me
>Matthews
The man was a fraud
Definitely.
What game should I watch today ?
This one or Tsuman ?
every single player in GOAT tier is better than CR7 though
Obviously this one.
dont care
This one
Ajax - Juve is very predictable
TSU will score a hattrick
You have two eyes, do you not? Then you can watch two games.
No denying they've got a good grass cutter
3 copa americas in one single picture
>No Smallel/Calamity Jones duo
I SHAN'T be watching.
'eer we go las . . .
Yes you will.
reckon coutinho might start
put him in the shop window
He will start and play just like he has been in the league, utter dog wank.
He will score tonight, screencap this.
MU 3 - 2 Barcelona
Messi 14'
Suarez 45'
Lukaku 61', 72'
Pogba 90+2'
tonights basically a lose lose in my eyes
but dogs dont wank
No chance pal, he will do fuck all and get subbed around the 70 min mark.
Read a rumor that if United don't make the CL next season the players have a 25% pay cut.
Shouldn't United just throw the CL and focus on top 4. Its infinitely more important.
too late now
Just screencap it motherfucker.
What's 2013?
before Ole top 4 wasn't even in the equation. they still have a shot, but not if they go deep in the CL
Messi will play like shit then get injured in the 54th minute
official starting XI
>Dalot
Uh, where the FUCK is Chong?
>mfw he trie to start a back 5 again
Alright lads, regardless of the result remember to shitpost the other team into the ground
fuck me. Young is playing CB again.
They are playing that same dumb formation that they did against wolves. A 5-3-2 that switches to 4-3-3 in possession. Dalot in a right wingback / RW.
We are doomed.
Checked n' based
He is god tier in the pic though?
Match thread
Mate, you've seen 3 of them play 3 full games at best. All you're going off is stats, clips and what boomers have told you. Tsu deserves to be in goat tier.
cant find a single stream to watch ! fug !! plz halp
Anyone got a stream?
Solskjær is a meme manager
When has paking the bus ever worked during the last 20 years?
>luke shaw is a top 10 fullback
well memed sirs
>parking the bus up 1-0
>ole
ashley young is so fucking terrible
why are all the united players black?
>Ole's at the wheel
>shooting every time you're within 30 yards
so braindead
United 4 shots
Barcelona 1 shot
Barcelona are shit
Biscuits is gonna get memed on by a fast negro sooner or later in the match.
VAR is cancer.
the beauty of football is in the errors, both of the players and the officials.
if there were no player errors, no one would score a goal ever. and we don't want players not making errors. so why demand perfect decisions from officials?
allowing VAR to overturn officials' decisions, is like asking a girl to sign a consent form before having sex. there's no joy in emotionless perfection. no Barca fan enjoyed that goal; it was given 2 minutes after the event.
>Ole's at the wheel
Barca look like they're getting too comfortable like the game is over
they need to wake back up
>"T-they m-might handball it again and g-give us a soft VAR p-penalty!"
>Barcelona 1 shot
wow shit
>if there were no player errors, no one would score a goal ever.
Are you joking? Sometimes a forward and defender are each perfect, but the forward is better
>Demand perfect decisions from officials
Because there's a difference between making a mistake, like slipping, and letting a player break the rules
WAKE UP BARCA FFS THE GAME ISN'T FINISHED YET
>De Gay
>Ole's at the wheel
>two threads
for fucks sake
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