58 days until the world cup. Are you excited yet?
58 days until the world cup. Are you excited yet?
yes
IT'S COMING HOME!!
Italy is getting stronger.
10 keepy uppies elite
pamen hates em
how the fuck do you get that kind of spin on a plastic bottle
England
Argentina
Scotland
Yapan
Editing.
>implying we're not going to steamroll everyone
user, I...
No
>USA
>Brazil
>Netherlands
>Germany
>Denmark
You're one of those idiots who thought that Ronaldinho clip of him playing keepy uppy with the cross bar was real
b-but women can't be this classy
How do i get sexed by a thicc thighs elite footballing gf?
What does UBNGD mean?
Start watching some low female league. There will be some bfs and old guys watching and nobody else so will garner attention
>mfw brits call juggling, keepy uppies
she can lay deep on my playmaker.
If you call keepy uppies 'juggling', then what do you call actual juggling?
I just realised how quintessentially British the term 'Keepy Uppies' is. We get to call it whatever we wanted tho since we invented them.
U
Better
Not be
Gay
Dude
juggling
How am I to believe in a good and almighty God if a goal wheel gets more pussy than me?
imagine preferring vithotzzi over this
*wins bronze*
that's just... terrific
LUCY LUCY LUCY LUCY LUCY
have sex
have sex
Do you mean throwie uppies?
What will Amerishits do now that our lasses are rank 1 and theirs arent?
a funny thing about female football is that the few red cards you see are mostly by misscalculations and not by malice
it's like watching kids play kek
it was
Shame >our lasses are fucking dogshit with a shittier coach. What's the point of having the female GOAT footy player if the other 10 players are useless?
If you call juggling throwie uppies, what do you call vomiting?
platonic in its concept of justice for sure
We will post it.
I know one thing, we wont be as obsessed with you as you are with us.
it still real for me dammit!
France will roll this shit.
Incoming the pic with Pogdab and Wendy Renard dabbing with the 2 world cup.
Screen that shit, fuckers
>implying it wasn't
how dare you
Post some fucking Lieke
is doro elite?
Do women go to the pub to watch this?
Do men?
Should I?
If this were a man playing in any Latin-speaking country, he would've dived the first chance he got. You know it to be true.
the what?
Nothing will bring me greater joy than seeing us knock England out at the group stages.
pure sex
Girls who can kick a footy get +1.5 to their hot value/10
>ywn grab Pernille's breasts
Why even live bros?
To be fair, if she had dived she might have gotten a red on the CB which, given how fucking shit their defense was, would have probably meant even more goals
>no goal
:*
N_ _ _ _ _ _
Why is there a black girl playing for Russia?
Will be watching for /ourgirl/
because russians arent white
ugly(no offense mate)
keked
Yea Forums is a Press board
I miss her, lads.
>tfw she will never be remembered for being a genuinely quality keeper for as long as THAT photo exists online
ayyyyy el goblina
solid reaction desu
fake and gay
>for me, it's turbine potsdam
10/10 reaction.
countless male keepers would have just kneeled and watched it slowly go in.
...
No one speaks Latin anymore dipshit, you meant to say Portuguese.
this. our team is stacked as fuck and we just 4-0'd the finalist of Euro, it's a great feeling to know that we'll be the first country to win the WC two years in a row.
1000 years of french football domination INCOMING
Based trannies
>you now realize this is choupo-moting girlfriend
you can't make this shit up
I'm starting to accept that France are the protagonists of football and we're all just supporting actors
>no Hegerberg
>no Marozsan
>no Bronze
reminder that your clubs are only this successful on international level because they are stecked with foreign players. At the WC those players will be playing against your team.
African niggers put on the french flag and win a sporting event. Why the fuck do you care?
full englishing
The beta inmediately stands to aplaude the whore. Everything that a woman does is an achievement, betas should be eliminated
Diving was objectively the correct play there. Any non retarded defender would have gotten the ball in the time it took her to santd up. It was a legit fault so the penalty would have been awarded and considering that female football is basically playing without GK it would have been a guaranteed goal.
Females just can't take any good decisions in their lives
how is my thiccfu savannah mccaskill doing?
Christ, women's """""sport""""" is a fucking joke
They fall so cute.
womens football is so bad americans can win at it.
>tfw you will never mating press Christen Press
Everyone please stop m'lady posting. This is an incel and chad board, fedora's not welcome. Take your women worshipping and white knighting to /soc/.
>have sex
t. coping incel
post more bronze
>Hegerberg
>Playing
You and I wish
Beautiful
but Yea Forums is 50% cucks due to all the americans
what the fuck is number 2 doing
Admiring British superiority
serious question how does period affect women high level sports?
like can they take meds that would be otherwise not allowed for doping?
kek
Yeah but a sick shot though.
Especially in high heels which are basically slut tripods hahaha am so high right now what the fuck am i going in about oh shit son
they couldn't find more than 10 slim women in murrica
the what?
play should've been blown dead (and possibly was) as soon as she stumbled and no longer had a clear advantage
possibly even giving a card for that slide
>10 juggles
>clearly a splice after 4
I'm 99% sure that ball broke the plain
#metoo
>soccer
Obviously they can take hormones but generally the wrong ones for performance athletics.
>racemixing is ba-
-d
imagine the smellz
we've got the clean sheets
She looks like boxxy
The USA team is too busy bitching about woman empowerment and equal pay bullshit
shes the goat
This is why Soccer is so shit lads
Of course a woman needs to be a whore for attention...
>This is why Soccer is so shit lads
*men's soccer
that's why we watch the women, men's football died about twenty years ago.
i thought hockey playoffs were sooner than that? or is playoffs like 2 months long?
C U T E
I'm supposed to like/watch this joke?
Why I can only watch men footy?
Maybe because they look like a fucking joke?
there's literally no non-whore based reason to wear pants that tight
aerodynamics m8
probably a bit easier to do when the wall can only jump 3 inches in the air
I did the same thing throwing a tennis ball at my friends when the car was twice as far away
It's a thing they invented a while back called a tampon
>straya
ummm sounds like men's Argentina
>if you put "next world cup" on google it says 2022 and sends you to a hundred 2022 men WC articles
WHY IS GOOGLE SO SEXIST
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M COMPLAINING
I'M STARTING A CHANGE.ORG PETITION RIGHT FUCKING NOW, YOU'RE DOOMED GOOGLE
that was fucking impressive
tighter shorts was the only thing sepp blatter was ever right about.
fuck thats genuinely really good
>English goalkeeping
what tits?
what is different between the two?
seething incel
>you now remember FIFA Ballon d'Or winner Nadine Angerer
C U T E
she likes hats :3
Hello stormnigger, how are you?
fuck she's ugly
How is Japan's Yamato Nadeshiko?
The South American mindset is shit, 1st worlders don't like seeing diving.
I heard somewhere that she fucks men too.
sadly, it's not only the South American mindset but also the African mindset, the Middle eastern mindset, and all the Mediterranian countries mindset as well. in total there are maybe 10-15 countries relevant in football which don't share this mindset.
more "diversity" = more predomination of this mindset
This is why women's sport is almost everywhere cleaner than the men's counterpart.
>what is different between the two?
The shittiest men's team would beat the best woman's team by at least 10 goals.
Women only go to ground if they are genuinely injured, men (in the professional game at least) will roll around like they've been stabbed if someone so much as sneezes.
Basically, womens football hasn't been corrupted by bad sportsmanship and rigging (yet). Lower quality but more integrity.
did he died?
to be fair, women playing footy is pretty based and funny
still as shit as it gets anyways
I am pretty hyped yes. I've been watching these since 2009 and they've always been fun. If the game isn't good you can always look at cuties. Every team has at least one.
Well, duh, if the sport is shit it's irrelevant whether it's men, women or tapeworms playing it.
UEFA Womens Nations League when?
I feel bad for Karius
How is this a goal but Lampards strike wasn't? Fifa pls explain
This one fully crossed the line.
>This one fully crossed the line.
Maybe you're right
Also don't forget that FIFA is ABE
i just understand the feel that faggots have while they watching normal football
literally the only good female goalkeeper
*partially blocks your path*
Not so fast!
>tfw Arsenal doesn't have Anouk anymore
Leah Williamson seems like a good footballer.
based Vivianne Miedema
they look like oblivion characters
kek
That's because you're a fucking mong
first of all that looks like a woman in the back, second of all if you didnt think that was pretty fun, especially done by some weirdo hostess/escort looking woman in high heels on the side of a road that got trash thrown in her direction, probably by some other woman from the passenger seat of an expensive car, you're a fucking autist
You're a fucking autist if you don't realise that it probably took about 50 takes for them to get it right.
she looks hapa
A day later and I'm the only person to (You) this
English GK habbits work on m and f footy
idk and idc, i was replying to the guy saying the guy in the back is a beta, idk if its fake or real
gerrard, rooney etc
klinsmann's diving which he was famous for won a world cup, muller is another ridiculous diver
you people just love to pretend about honor, fucking hypocrites
and we hated them when they did it, Latinos cheer and actively encourage diving.
For me it's gotta be Louisa Necib.
>we hated them
no you didn't, you just call it a penalty and pretend it was a foul. just more of your hypocrisy, at least they're honest about it because even now everyone dives. look at robben and how his dick is sucked all the time when he's a neymar tier diver
>Be Houston Dash fan
>Trade to get Press
>Says she doesnt want to come and goes elsewhere
Fuck her
Thanks for correcting me on my personal experiences.
>you people
Those are bavarians, respectively people who played for a bavarian team.
Bavarians are literally the niggers of Germanic people. Even collaborating with fucking France to rat Südtirol out.
tell me more about bavarians, I was told it's the best part of germany, most productive people etc
Are Bavarians like Scousers then?
A lot of the top athletes don't get their periods because of low bf% and high test
that would be hamburg. bavarians are literally german hillbillies.
Literally incest hillbillies sucking of the German State's tit until Uncle Sam occupied it in 1945 and felt like resettling all industry there to show people how rich the US occupied zones are compared to those occupied by commies.
Don't know. Drunk, fat and incest faces. Might be the stereotypes that people at least over here hear about scousers. Funniest thing is that on one day they will promote themself as the prototypical Germans when it suits them, on another day they will feel insulted when you assume they are Germans and correct you that they are Bavarians not Germans.
>jordan "gobble my nob " nobbs
sounds like scousers, I understand now why everyone can't stand them, their victim complex mixed with delusional arrogance. klopp has unironically become one with all his moaning and excuses, unless he was always like that
Best womens goalkeeping i've seen
Painfully true. Spics spread diving to British footy and now everyone games the rules.
Also, why do people use trips on Yea Forums? Do they not realise they are immediately filtered by many?
see
Yea her and the Donk lady must be good
god i wish i was that ball
>rags
who is blonde?
lel
>muh moral high grounds on a FUCKING SPORT
Go fuck yourself, Hans, you uppity faggot.
>shitty defending
>shitty goal keeping
>shitty weak header
>womens soccer
yep, checks out
go watch some apes hooping, jamal
>Diving was objectively the correct play there.
>Diving
>Ever
>1 minute added to stoppage time for tampon retrieval
Latin as in Latin-derived. Romance languages. The absolute state of you, user.
see
>the united state of american education
By wearing high heels
dios mío...
I hope the USWNT loses because it'd be insufferable to hear the media boast their win
Jesus Christ you're a bitter traitor
>mfw
quality from start to finish
HNNNGGG
jej
female athlete body power rankings
1)Soccer (saw-ker)
2)Volleyball
3)Long jump
4)Softball
...
i can feel you. Had the same feelings during the european championship, because of schoko jones. Now she's gone and i can cheer for germany again.
go watch some local beheadings, muhammed
kino
i want to but im an ugly incel like eggman tier. that being said he still gets more pussy than me
That was really good
fucking kek imagine doing this. it's just such an absent-minded thing of the moment, where your instinct is just to score on the open net, and it doesn't really matter because nobody's watching anyways, but imagine how embarrassed you would be after this.
eggman's not actually that bad looking
reminder that the kraut mindset was to introduce systemic doping
>not rating pole vaulters
>Do women go to the pub to watch this?
no
>Do men?
no
>Should I?
yeah probably, why not?
absolute HOSS
kek
absolutely based
i haven't felt any kind of excitement for a considerable time frame now, this won't change that
Canadian girl
>Diving was objectively the correct play there.
This is why soccer will never be accepted in North America. We are used to truly manly sports like football and hockey, where such anti-manly behaviour is considered absolutely cringe-worthy.
"Men" who dive are not role models for children.
post webms of fights from soccer women's!!!!
We find Latino culture cringe too, they actively encourage cheating whilst 1st worlders despise it.
He
Her best
I could have written my thesis in the time it took her to run that pitch
Cant she afford football boots?
I am surprised that women living in Liverpool or Birmingham have access to tampons
Scousers already have blood on their hands after Heysel and Hillsbrough, not going to allow that to happen again.
>England white
>Belgium light blue
>Logic not found
Look how scared is him because the woman looks like a man and he is suddenly attracted to her
Most countries have ditched their black and white TVs m8
>1849
>that razor burn on her crotch
hit
Sad that Humphrey's career turned to shit when she left Arsenal, she would have made a very attractive partnership with her mate Williamson
>being this desperate
Not a good look desu
cringe
A male player would have gone down from the light tug from #8, and if not would definitely be rolling on the ground for 5 minutes after that tackle. Why are men such pussies?
She's unironically better than Poozan
>that smile
So cute, fuck
for me, it's Lieke
Hot.
>Tab Kemme
yes please
is pushing out of bounds leagal in Rugby? why the fuck the canadian number 2 just ran along her
they lack Ngubuets
I would flat out refuse to pull out of Leah Williamson
Are you the guy who claims to see her in a club in Barcelona from time to time?
Incredibly impressive
see
Yes. Number 2 was probably afraid to get hurt.
>playing any sport in Houston
I don’t blame her
I'd like to snog her blooter.
I wish people will talk about football not about le qt waifu bullshit during the world cup.
B-but... the womyn's national team should get equal pay!
He's mocking her actually.
BTFO you
>the captain
>AND SHE CRIES
Imagine finishing outside the top three ever
Source
>Not rating the objectively best-looking women in all of sports. Those ski girls that are even hot enough to have their own general here
Wtf eggy got a gf?
so lonely lads
he's had a few
he actually leaves his room unlike some other people
Why are women so cute?
doubt it, you didn't look very impressive at all in our last friendly.
i think germany will be slightly favourite, because our team is very experienced, with players like maro, popp, huth and kemme playing together since junior days.
england and france are also very strong, while japan, brazil, australia and the uswnt, are hard to judge for me, because they play in their own leagues, so it will be no easy run for anybody.
nice after effects shit
Can't handle the heat?
>people itt honestly think they can stop our QT soccer team
shiggy diggy doo
gay
you couldn't even win the shebelieves cup you played at home, also please answer webm unrelated
money shot
>usa-today
>most of them aren't playing any longer
A day late, but I just want to emphasize how you have no idea how obnoxiously annoying it is over here with the "womynz sports" shit.
"We deserve millions because we've won 4 world cups" fuck offffffffff
So we're pretending to care about women's sports now?
God this board went to shit.
Have sex
have sex
>t. saves his virginity for his lesbian sportsfu
That striker cutting through the defense with her massive nose