JANNY GET ME BANS (YUH) HE AIN'T GOT NO FRIENDS (YUH) ROLL UP IN THE LAMB (SKREET) HE PULL UP IN HIS VAN (BOOO)
POP UP IN A THREAD (BANG BANG) MAKE A FUN POST (DAB DAB)
THEY ALL CALL ME BASED (YUH) JANNY A DISGRACE (YUH) HOT POCKETS™ IN HIS FACE (YUH) I PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE (YUH)
YOU KNOW HE JUST A NEET (REE) HE DOES IT FOR FREE (FREE) CAPO KILLIN' ON THE BEAT (EEE) DABBING ON THAT JANNY (YEE)
JANNY GET ME BANS (YUH) HE AIN'T GOT NO FANS (YUH) ROLL UP IN THE LAMB (SKREET) HE PULL UP IN HIS VAN (BOOO)
POP UP IN A THREAD (BANG BANG) MAKE A FUN POST (DAB DAB) JANNY GET ME BANS (YUH) HE AIN'T GOT NO FANS (YUH) ROLL UP IN THE LAMB (SKREET) HE PULL UP IN HIS VAN (BOOO)
I'm sorry, but did the Janitor already lose? Oh, that's right. The night isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 2am. Does not having every off-topic thread deleted by 2am count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the night is still going? The Janitor is still deleting threads right now and he has been the best Janitor on Yea Forums for how many years now? He's deleting some of the worst threads on Yea Forums who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of shitposting on a Wednesday night. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Janitor is one of the best fucking janitors on the internet, he deleted 83 threads last night and would have been promoted to mod if Moot didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Janitor cleans up Yea Forums and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the ass thread just got deleted right when they were getting more posters, just like the >tfw no gf thread did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Janitor topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the guy because he's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll this fucking janitor on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>be with a group of friends at a bar one night >watching the game together >there’s a new guy at the bar >chris, the bartender, says he’s the new janitor >but he does a lot more than mop floors >this fat, short, smelly guy goes table to table, making sure everyone is talking about sports and only sports >kinda sucks the fun out of the whole place but we try to ignore him >watch the game, have fun >game is over, talk about our favorite plays and other stuff >eventually the conversation drifts more towards general shit like life >the janitor comes waddling over, hot pocket in his hand >what do you think you’re doing? >uhh, just talking about shit, I don’t believe this is any of your- >ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS IS A SPORTS BAR MEANT FOR SPORTS DISCUSSION ONLY >dude the game is over, I don’t think it’s that bad if we talk- >NO, he says, lips smacking, THIS IS A SPORTS BAR AND YOU WILL DISCUSS ONLY SPORTS HERE >dude, you’re spraying hot pockets in my face, please move- >YOU CANNOT BAD MOUTH A MEMBER OF THE STAFF LIKE THAT >the only one with a bad mouth here is you >I WILL HAVE YOU REMOVED >fuck off, you can’t make is do shit >this guy starts fuming because we’re right. He doesn’t even have any real power >he has to call the bouncer to remove us >see him stuffing down another hot pocket as we leave >the bouncer tells us we’ve been banned from the establishment for 72 hours >demand to see the owner >he says we can’t because we’ve been banned for 72 hours or less >what kind of fucking bullshit is that >ask them how much they pay that bozo janitor >nothing, he does it for free
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