/hoc/

>rags

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beyond rigged

also post moar facesitting, preferably bbw

>Get best odds twice
>Get fourth overall twice
JUST

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Shall

this is the thread

reminder that the draft is literally rigged and it leaked before the show

twitter.com/cloutkaniemi/status/1115770908726235136

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Rigged as fuck
The most unlikable top 3 aside from CHI-NY-LA

rangers rule

>checked
will post erect benis if >rags 1st overall

QUADS CHECKED

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>biggest markets just happen to win the lottery

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>tfw the Avs, Yotes and Cats didn't win

Avs drafted Makar 4th and hes the top prospect.

Stay binged m8.

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>>>>>>>>>>>RAGS

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and chicago stays down for another few years

They cant even keep a straight face when talking about hawks "luck"

Another fucking east team gets #1

FUCKING RIGGED

>Hall-Hughes-Hischer line
Of course

>rags

GET FUCKED REDDITHAWKSSSSS

PURE COINCIDENCE

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post yfw the devils are the new oilers

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>>>>>>RAGS KEK

Kakko is a
>rag

>DEVLELS

DEBBIES KEK.

Devils getting it better then the other 2 large market teams.

>rags

GET FUCKED DEBBIES
GET FUCKED >RAGS
GET FUCKED BLACKCOCKS

BASED AS FUCK

They're not even bothering to hide it anymore

SATAN: 1
CHRISTKEKS: 0

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>CHIRAQ GETS TOP 3
>GETS THIRD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They're still getting a much better player at 3 than 12, what a (((coincidence))) the NHL is bailing out a huge O6 market that's in cap hell.

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>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags

Can't make it too obvious

>RAGS KEKED AGAIN
LEL. Still, Kakko is good despite being an asthmatic.

new jersey is edmonton east

terrible draft lads

>rahgs

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Kakko

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This shit literally fucking rigged.

We need a new commissioner.

Canucks deserved it desu

Hall is the luckiest motherfucker

>hughes to the debbies
>kakko to the rags

pretty funny desu

i feel so bad for anyone who has to live in fucking nj

>Actually allowing your lottery to get leaked
The NHL is supposedly a professional organization.

>kapo cucko
>rags

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>flips the last card
>big ole finger to the rags

based

>gary decided the most boring team in the league needs some help
fuck this

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GARY (((BETTMAN)))

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>Oilers east

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Based Ray gonna gift Hughes to his old team

so you're fine with kakko going to the rags?

Fourth overall is still better than fucking nothing

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with very stinky kakko's due to celiacs

>KAKA RAGS
>KAKA RAGS
>KAKA RAGS

so fucking based
rags and debbie bros where are ya

Well done devsbros! Frick the >rags!!!

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The next commissioner was picking the rigged cards mate

Oh no we get the Finnish meme

Are the devils the new oilers?

all aboard the Kaapo Kakko train

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>we

>seething

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Kaapo Kakko desu

5 of the last 6 top 2 overalls have been sent to the metro division

>mfw

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>KAKA RAGS

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And his trade value just skyrocketed

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BING BING
T
F
O

the NY metro area is coming back la

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>rags

L.A. is a suburb of Vancouver

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Best timeline to use this image

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>rags
>reddithawks
>debbies
fucking rigged as shit, fuck you Gary

fucking >rags are signing Adam Fox next year too

>O6
implying Gary gives a shit about us habs or sens

don't care where he goes desu. I just care about who >my team picks

don't you have some oranges to pick

>LA

pppffffttAAAAHHAAHAHHHAHA

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what if as a condition of #1 gary forced NJ to pick kappo cucko, to let hughes go to >rags

>TAYLOR HALL DIED FOR THIS AGAIN
TAYLOR HALL CONFIRMED DRAFT CHARM
TAYLOR HALL CONFIRMED DRAFT CHARM

what the FUCK gary

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Reminder that all sports are rigged freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/06/32-67-147-washington-capitals-win.html

FUCK adam fox

Say that to his knees and see what happens fucker

>KAKA RAGS

It's cause they suck dick lol

Did you hear him sigh before responding? Poor lad doesn't want to go play in such a shit state

And with the 2nd selection in the entry draft the New York rangers select :DDDD

>implying the >rags won't take the russian like the idiots they are

>get fourth again
fuck
it's like 2016 again

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>first overall turbo manlet
wew

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You don't pick oranges during the night.

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Took a hughes kakko, lads

wtf i love the bing bing wahoos now

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Lol not like the Avs needed a top 3 pick anyway

He has a sweet voice, such a sweet boy

I didnt even notice those heels jesus christ

Who else here is crying?

I think Kakko to the >rags is a good potential meme in the making

Shut the fuck up faggot

literally shaking

neither did fucking chicago

Based

LA THE SMELLIEST OF THE NHL.

GET FUCKED BURRITOS

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With the second selection in the 2019 NHL Entry Draft......................the New York Rangers.................are PROUD to select.....................from small town in obscure country of Binland :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD......................the next great superstar.............................and not a bust.........................Kaapo Kakko!

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Fucking make me
Rather draft 4th than not even show up, cunt

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>mfw i now have to watch more >rags games next season.
:(

Oh no, you can draft another elite defenceman

inb4 he's the new buljo

>win in 2011
>win in 2017
>win in 2019
Bettman is a Devils fan right?

I'm just trying to make myself feel bett

How many finnish rags fans are we gonna endure

based, >my team doesn't even have a first

fuck you Gary the metrodome meme is so forced

This will be the first Finnish player not to bust since Selanne

is that why gary gave the soilers a few 1st round picks? to make you think that he isnt obviously rigging the lottery for big markets most other years?

based that the pacific teams got btfo desu

Is Taylor Hall a double agent for Gary?

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Fucking BASED

He just hates the >rags like the rest of us

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unironically the rags know how to do a rebuild

>oilers fans screaming rigged when they don’t win the draft
>oilers fans screaming rigged when they win the draft

Was hoping the Rags got number one

>grease won the lottery
fug

Probably pick up Byram or Dach, but getting this far and not even getting Hughes or Kakko is disappointing.

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>RAGS
NO NO NO I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN CHARGE HERE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SOMEONE SAVE KAAPO

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jack is internally begging that poo jersey takes kakko

>know how to rebuild
>draft a Finnish bust
>get rid of their top players

>rags
SHIT team
SHIT fans
SHIT franchise

ahahahahahaha

I'm glad they didn't
I'd rather see the Debbies win than the >rags

>chicago and >rags are bad now
>rig the lottery so they win, but put a team no one cares about first so it's not as obvious
PURELY COINCIDENTAL

>twink hughes
>koopa finntwink

Seething that Grease won the lottery lads. Justing FUMING, fuck that turk rape baby

oilers fans can eat my ass anytime

"Winning the lottery" isn't a skill, it's just dumb luck.

Go winnepeg, lads

Who /drunk/ tonite?

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whats the secret? get "luck" in the lottery?

is kaapo kakko a normal name in finland

>2010 - Oilers
>2011 - Oilers
>2012 - Oilers
>2013 - Avalanche
>2014 - Panthers
>2015 - Oilers
>2016 - Maple Leafs
>2017 - Devils
>2018 - Sabres
>2019 - Devils

Is Bettman punishing the West for the Oilers failures?

Let's be honest, none of those top 3 are desirable places to live.

>finns and >rags on the same side
How will /hoc/ survive?

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not til tomorrow lad

I’ve seen every episode of the simpsons, is mister Smithers gay? Or his he just in love with mister burns

you just know >rags will go off the board

They're an original 6 team and have very little championships to show for it. Failure of a franchise.

My team has never had the #1 overall pick.

Thank you Hall.

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>Oilers: East

There isn’t a single pro athlete in the world that doesn’t want to be a millionaire and live in Manhattan

Totally not rigged.

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LOTTERY RESULTS LEAKED EARLIER DUE TO BROADCASTING ERROR

twitter.com/trekronorhockey/status/1115772127213494272

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kek garry even leaked the top 3 40 mins ago during the broadcast.

In NY or Chi Hughes would be mad deep in the pussy, in NJ mad deep in a toxic waste dump

If I was a pro I'd rather live in a tropical city like Tampa or a warm city like LA
Fuck NY

Columbus is the only team in NHL history to have only one first overall draft pick, why haven’t they gotten one?

He’s 100% gay you retarded zoomer

Really gets my almonds going.

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>tfw don't even know what a first round pick is

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>who is kane

kongs will get wins in two of 2021/2022/2023

bettman knows the team has shitty contracts until then

god damnit can we get back to playoff talk?

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If I were a pro I'd want to play somewhere without any niggers. Does Colorado have niggers?

No I'm saying Bettman tried to make Edmonton a dynasty and he's punishing the West by making the last 4 East because they fucked it up.

>removes dead weight
>priming the future for success
>all while ballin on a budget
APOLOGIZE

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seethe more

based @cloutniemi

Pure cohencidence

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>rags only had one

hopefully jack won't be a rapist too

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le epin racist

smithers is in love with sneed

TRUTH. Picture on this post with link to video proof. Leaked on the PRE-SHOW.

Is next season going to be even worse than this one? Good lord, how do you do worse than dead last?

Someone fucking hit my car and drove off while parked, I lost my spare key, and now the Canucks fucking lose the lottery for the 4th straight fucking year.

Why does this shit always happen!?!? Why are we cursed?

isn't krappo projected to go 1st?

>Does Colorado have niggers?
Does any NHL city not have niggers?

apologize right now because whatever shit the bing bings draft this year wont be anywhere near brady tkachuks level

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looks like that one drunk guy from the finnish alchy stream

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*fucks up negotiations with the city to build a better arena*
*does it again*
*threatens fans with relocation because they don't want to show up*
what a great GM

Makar > Tkachuks

@ kongs

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nope. even if he was, shero would still take hughes because he knows the >rags want him.

>le fragile triggered by posts on Yea Forums man XD
it’s almost like you have no idea where you are

1963 a

>broadcasting error

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Anaheim is white

why doesnt bettman give #3 to montreal if he wants to rig it

seems like >hawks >rags >montreal is the most logical choice for $$ unless he wants toronto to stay in the ploffs

>Finnish prospect Jesse Puljuvari is a massive meme
>gets drafted by a meme team (Oilers)

>Finnish prospect Kappo Kakko is a massive meme
>gets drafted by a meme team (>rags)

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COPE harder rags faggot
New York has one real team, and they're in the playoffs

>rags
SHIT team
SHIT fans
SHIT franchise
>(You)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Retard, you still traded away a 4th overall pick for a player you turned into a pick in the late teens.

Can’t wait to shit post with my new Finnish friends

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Bettman hates Canada, remember?

>doubting our scouts ever
shiggles

le edgy Yea Forums man

Kappo will actually lead them to the playoffs at least

might have been '65. not wasting the time to look it up

>Brady Tkachuk
Literally who

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draftsite.com/nhl/mock-draft/2019/

mynhldraft.com/NHL-Mock-Draft/

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go dilate, you aren't going to change our board culture no matter how much you seethe and kvetch. you're so fucking boring and gay.

>Finland now has to be fans of either the Devils >Rags or Reddithawks
HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAHHHAHAAHHA

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Can a tendie be team captain?

we (kinda) tanked once and got the 3rd pick in possibly the weakest draft in the last 10 years

>2 #1 picks in 3 years
Maybe the Debbies will finally be able to get over the hump and not be the 3rd worst team in the league next year

>tfw you didnt have to worry about the draft lottery because your team plays tomorrow

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>rigged
>Graphics existing before being revealed to the public.
Are you fucking retarded?

>top 2 picks go to (((NY))) and (((NJ)))
>3rd pick to corrupt shithole reddit market
tell me again how they're not the masterrace?

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>dilate
>le our board culture
ya boiling

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you're right. looking back on it now the senators came out on top of the deal. this draft year is terrible aside from hughes and kakko and the avs got neither

they will hate kakko like the argentine in /tennis/ that hates del potro

>Wongs

im fine lads seriously its okay haha no reasons to tank next year!

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the guy that is 1 year younger and already has a 20 goal season in the nhl. not that little baby that needed another year of college hockey.

>graphics leaked before show
>two of the biggest sports market in the world get pick #2 and #3
>not rigged

He knows the hasb are fucked until Price's contract is done, no point in wasting prospects by rigging the draft for them.

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BASED

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no

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Kaako won't be ruined by the Rags at least.

>gary (((bettman)))

>california
>white
lel

Whatever you need to cope with the fact that you missed out on the draft

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good post

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why is the tkchuck family so based?

Looks white to me

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hey fuckface from reddit, we made fun of women and minorites here before the 2016 primaries. it has nothing to do with branard dromthf.

Why do Habs fans like to piss on their food?

tanking is stupid. the worst team in the league hardly ever wins the draft. the draft is rigged anyways. fuck this im out

i dont even know why you are comparing him to cale makar. you should be comparing brady tkachuk to whoever the fuck you draft this year.

this

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I blame the fucking Oilers for this mess. They fucked up the draft lottery so hard for everyone else, and they still suck.

Fuck you Edmonton

Is Gary, dare I say, based and redpilled?

Vodka Zhamnov is their real dad

Yeah that’s George. His names Jorge but he mows my lawn real good so we’re buddies.

ya ding-dong diddly worked yaself into a seething shoot

>31st team has a higher chance of falling to 4th than staying in the top 3
Thanks Deadmonton.

They infuriate betas

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>tfw Tampa-Florida rivalry is finally happening
Are you ready for the Atlantic seethe when the two FL teams are holding on to top 3 seeds during the season

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Which we can't do yet, can we?

>actually typing it out
newfag confirmed

I hope you actually fucking kill yourself over this.

>underage anime spamming trashville predditcucks absolutely seething
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA BACK TO PLEBBIT GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

PREDDIT BTFO PREDDIT BTFO PREDDIT BTFO AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

kitties will find a way to fuck it up

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Yummy

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can we get through a single thread without you spouting muh orange man bad? this is the hockey thread not the trump derangement thread

ya fuming

It's a French thing.

Rangers haven't had a decent pick in forever, stop whining you fags

>literally one win was the difference between the Wings drafting 1st and 6th
hey /hoc/ how'd you like to help me commit sudoku

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Wow they’re worse than I thought

what in the fuck are you saying

>yfw da rongos get the number 2 ovrallp ick

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I'd gladly help you out, tripfaggot.

N/a/shville!

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Taylor Hall
Verified account @hallsy09

They talk about Gretzky’s 92 goals or Sittler’s 10 pts in one game as records that may never be broken. But winning 5 draft lotteries in your first 9 years in the league? In 2 different draft lottery eras, no less. That is a record that will stand forever.

>u mad
go back

But muh conspiracies

is he still going to be demanding a trade now?

He's aware

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I actually didn’t even vote for him in 16 but will in 20 to taunt these commie retards

>the locker room cancer is seething
Good, fuck that onions boy

Niether have most of the teams in this years lottery
The >rags made the ECF not to long ago, like hell they deserve a #2 overall

reminder that this is the actual state of the florida panthers
youtube.com/watch?v=XX2eJlyc6Uo

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absolutely steaming mad

BUY
MY
BOOK

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Is Hughes gonna play in the world championships?
Think it might be the only chance for Kakko to move to the #1 spot.

hes going to get kakko addicted to cocaine right away

>shannon says hello Latvia
>i didn't even written anything in the chat
wow thanks

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I'm happy for the rangers. kind of annoyed NJ won it again. I woulda liked to see a team that has never won it before get it

Ive been telling him to gib us shoutouts all evening, lad. No need to thank us

>The Rangers moved up from 6th to 2nd in the Draft order. The Oilers would have had the 6th pick entering the lottery... but they beat Calgary in the season-finale, moving them up to 7th.

Calculated. Get fucked.

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Hello Latvia

I have an extremely modest penis
Coming in at 4 inches flacid
6.8 inches hard and 5.7 inches in girth

the open mouth smile meme needs to die

Which was more obvious, this or 2005? Throw in 2016 too

they've been shit for two years and their highest pick ever was #6 lol

For me - it’s Latvia every day

Yes, Luongo was the Van captain for a while.

why are flames fans so BASED and MUSCULAR and ELITE and STARCH while oilers fans are CRINGE and TWINKY and WANK

no thanks, I prefer real hockey literature

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>been shit for two years
>get a number 2 pick
Some teams are shit for 20 and haven't even gotten first, what is your point?

t b h Panthers fans I’ve met are really passionate about hockey. It’s not like it’s cool to be a hockey fan down here, so casuals stay away. It’s also comfy seeing Finns go to games waving their flag in the lower bowl and wearing SUOMI jerseys.

nice
Hi Shannon, like your videos, keep them up

Rangers made an ECF without tanking and winning lottery picks like others, they deserve a pick every now and then.

not to mention nobody in the pacific got a good pick. lucky for the flim flams lol

latvia more like GREATvia

Jesse will awaken to the tune of 30 goals next year.

>retards still think Gary rigged the draft for small market Pittsburgh to get Crosby when the >rags were in the same lottery

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t, manuel from miami

Shannon is Canadian

The lottery system is shit

Then who should've gotten it ahead of them?

Yeah it is lad

LA and Denver BTFO

latvia unironically best nordic country

Fuck the oilers. Tanking isn't even a fucking issue and never was. The incentivize to not tank is fucking revenue from fans attending games for fucks sake.

from Vancouver?

He should work on 30 minutes of ice time first

a lottery, by its very nature, means you are more likely to lose than win. yea there is a winner but most people lose.

what the fuck is this draft even

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He is #1 or #2 lads

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Shush. Let the shake their fists at the sky cuz the odds are mean

The weighting on the lottery is the thing I have the problem with.
Sure it's "eliminated" tanking, but it also means if your team is shit, best you can hope for is #4 unless you get lucky.

absolute reddit tier post

Everyone is still playing and most are well known players

Yes

boy im glad we snuck backlund out of there

Top 3 are going
NJD - Hughes
NYR - Kakko
CHI - Podkozlin

>McDonagh
don't remind me

>Angelo Esposito
ah what could have been..

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absolute salty loser post

The NHL draft is a meme anyway. It's a complete crapshoot on who will actually pan out or not.
Usually the first 2 or 3 are guaranteed to pan out to some degree, but it's a pretty retarded system.

no, rule 6.1,
>no ... goalkeeper shall be permitted to act as Captain or Alternate Captain

>there are people in this thread that think their historically poorly managed team deserves a higher pick
havent we wasted enough talent on the soilers?

Wha happened to him anyway?

>Zach Hamill
Fuck Chiapet's first round drafting acumen

Did you even read this before you posted it

>Thomas Hickey

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He got flipped for Hossa and Dupuis then shitted out

watching nba lads

The NHL draft is rigged against the Vancouver Canucks. Gary Bettman is a slimey, manlet, Jewish, kike fuck gas chamber dodger.

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IM FULLY ERECT FOR KAKKO AND NOBODY WILL CHANGE THAT WE DESERVE THIS

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los angeles kings legend thomas hickey

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feels bad man

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Draft will only be fair when they actually show the balls coming out live.

Wow Shannon, take it easy

>tfw everyone was getting mad we were winning games at the end of the year
The NHL hates us and we shouldn't be tanking. The aquilinis were right, we can't just lose and expect to be better. Hopefully Woo and Juolevi can be decent players and you never know we might be able to trade up

How about teams that have outright missed the playoffs multiple years in a row.
Buffalo, Montreal, fuck pretty much anyone other than Chicago or NY. Bettman isn't even trying to pretend his "lottery" favors big markets.

back to /pol/. incel

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>Everyone is still playing
>Alexei Cherepanov

this

IIIITTTTTT'SSSSS JACKETTTSSSS TIMMMMEEEE

Oh hi haters. How are you?

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*two points were deposited into your goodboy account*

imagine losing a CUP FINAL to an EIGHT SEED
>rags

>Podkozlin
I think the hawks will want a center. I could see Cozens

deep ballz, ballz deep

Montreal was last competitive at the same time the Rangers were and they almost made the playoffs this year. Buffalo I'll give you. It's not a huge deal the Rangers got 2, there's more to complain about the Devils winning in 2017 and 2019.

In the playoffs feeling good about winning again

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That was the debbies m8

yass we do, kween

Maybe him or Dach.
Podkozlin is a natural winger, but imo he's a better skater overall. They'd be foolish not to pick him up, if they don't Colorado probably will.

injuries

*dabs*

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Got a redacted script for next season....something about a Chicago and NY final?

>cherepanov
;_;7

>rags

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eww

>They'd be foolish not to pick him up
Let me introduce you to Stan Bowman

>reddithawks have 1 bad season
>immediately rewarded a lottery pick

PURE COINCIDENCE

Imagine celebrating not making the playoffs

Legit wouldn't watch SCF with that matchup

I'd just avoid watching hockey at that point

Fucking 9th

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Just got in

How mad are you cocksmoking faggots that we the RANGERS won bigly and will have an elite Finnish winger to continue dominating the East?

HAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAAH /hoc/ losses again

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Less than 24 hours until playoff hockey!!!!!!!!!

Raise your DONGERS

>Elite
>Finnish
pick one

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>rags

>continue dominating the east
>haven’t won the cup since 94

I want off Garys wild ride.

>rags

>tfw travelling for work meetings first 3 days

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LICK

>dominating the East
>rags
i lol'd

Anyone else fucking LIVID after the draft lottery?

agreed
>generational
>finnish
pick two

>rags
call me back when you win a cup, sweetheart

Name 3 teams with more playoff wins in the last 10 years than the Rangers. You literally cant

With Finns you ____

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no hughes for you lol

literally cant name a single one

>rags

Cup or bust retard
Do you even know what sport you’re watching?

grin

Protip. Juolevi and Woo will bot make it to the NHL. Benning is going to sign Myers to too much money along with some other plug. We will be watching another lottery show next year, and the year after that, and after that...

*crrrrrack*
*tatatatatata*
*crrrrrack*
*tatatatatata*
*crrrrrack*
*tatatatatata*
HALLO TIS IS 1994 SPEAKING YES

He will, but the media is still spinning it like Hughes is very slightly ahead, that way it can be a big shocker when KK gets drafted #1 and they have more shit to write about

quinn is already confirmed the best hughes bro

pens, caps, blackhawks

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I think we could realistically make the playoffs in 2 years though

So Canucks fans... how do you spell Lafreniere?

Pittsburgh has 3 Cups in the last ten years you faggot

>be >rags fan
>get excited over getting second overall pick
>kaako will be a good addition
that's when I realized it's the >rags and they'll inevitably go off the board for a lumbering defenseman. >our scouting department sucks

I thought the same three years ago... the only thing this continued lottery suckitude helps with is continue to deprive Jimbo of any outs.

#LastForLafreniere

Doesn’t rhyme

haven't posted in /hoc/ for over a month and then i heard that the >rags were gonna get kakka

god is real

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>one year less than Canada

I think you mean the player selected first overall in the 2020 draft by the Pittsburgh Penguins

Only SHIT games tomorrow

they can't possibly fuck this up, right?

lol are you a fucking idiot. How the hell were we gonna make the playoffs? We weren't showing any signs of being a decent and progressive team at all. All our players were getting older and we had a ton of NMC's. We finally have gotten rid of most of the old players and contracts and we've just started officially rebuilding this year. We're 2, maybe 3 years tops at making the playoffs

How did Hall rig it?

Reminder that the Rags scouting department has a hard on for Swedes and will pick Soderstrom 2OA

I bet 20€ on this bracket. Did I goof?

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sucked bettman off

>with the tenth overall selection the >rags select Dylan McIlrath
Tarasenko was still on the board. Even Cam Fowler was still available. Trust me, they can fuck it up

yeah you have the pens winning

wouldn't be surprised
then how come jack is a higher pick?

lmao what a joke of a system. nobody in the top 5 aside from the devils got a top 5 pick, but make way for shitcongo in the 12th spot picking top 3

fuck gary. fuck edmongolia for ruining everything

benis

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lads it's >rags

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>picking no real upsets

that and vegas were the ones I pondered over the longest and poured through the most previews and stats trying to decide. it's just hard for me to believe in the islanders even with tortz. I guess I still have time to change it though if I end up regretting my choice.

the pacific keeps shitting itself

you arent being very honest if you think they havent made any progress at all. last year at this time most people thought they were going to be absolute shit because nobody would be able to replace the 100+ points the sedins are leaving behind. this year they had more wins and more GF than last year. i agree they are still a few years away from the playoffs, but the team did take some baby steps forward this year.

loving all the canuck and avalanche salt lol

The flams were looking good at the time though and they drafted well, the sharks are also very consistent. The rest of the division is a nightmare but the knights have proven to be competent.

Ragfag here. There is a legitimate chance they would do something that stupid.

Well, you can stake that claim —
Good work is the key to good fortune
Winners take that praise
Losers seldom take that blame
If they don’t take that game
And sometimes the winner takes nothing
We draw our own designs
But fortune has to make that frame

We go out in the world and take our chances
Fate is just the weight of circumstances
That’s the way that lady luck dances
Roll the bones

Why are we here?
Because we’re here.
Roll the bones
Why does it happen?
Because it happens.
Roll the bones

Faith is cold as ice —
Why are little ones born only to suffer
For the want of immunity
Or a bowl of rice?
Well, who would hold a price
On the heads of the innocent children
If there’s some immortal power
To control the dice?

We come into the world and take our chances
Fate is just the weight of circumstances
That’s the way that lady luck dances
Roll the bones..

Jack — relax.
Get busy with the facts.
No zodiacs or almanacs,
No maniacs in polyester slacks.
Just the facts.
Gonna kick some gluteus max.
It’s a parallax — you dig?
You move around
The small gets big. It’s a rig
It’s action — reaction —
Random interaction.
So who’s afraid
Of a little abstraction?
Can’t get no satisfaction
From the facts?
You better run, homeboy —
A fact’s a fact
From Nome to Rome, boy.

What’s the deal? Spin the wheel.
If the dice are hot — take a shot.
Play your cards. Show us what you got —
What you’re holding.
If the cards are cold,
Don’t go folding.
Lady Luck is golden;
She favors the bold. That’s cold
Stop throwing stones —
The night has a thousand saxophones.
So get out there and rock,
And roll the bones.
Get busy!

I do suppose Ottawans deserve the break from eternal misery so they can laugh at draft losers
A shame it won't make their team any better

That's what i'm saying though. 3 years ago there was ZERO progress on a rebuild. This is the most promising year we've had in the past 5.

trust me guys the canucks are going to be really scary next season honestly

I've been erect for awhile still this does prove there's a hockey god

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I want some giant Italian classics from Olive Garden
The biggest meatball they’ve ever made
That giant chicken parmagiono with creamy Alfredo
Mmmmmm

canucks fan here. I'm just glad the Asv didn't get 1st

It appears I'm the only one who knows hockey around here.

Always hilarious

Bluejackets are going to DAB on the lightning tomorrow

tell me more about this rangers domination you think is happening

no, i do as well. just the two of us

We'll be scary if we happen to get Lafrienenenren or whatever the fuck his name is

to me it would be better taking kaako and he is a bust than not take him and him be great. at least >we did what any sane person would do in taking the best player available. guys don't always pan out the way they are hyped, but at least you didn't shoot yourself in the foot

This user knows what's up

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So when they make the lottery next year they will puck number three too?

>Ducks have never had #1 overall
>Were cheated out of Sid the Kid because of tanking Pens
>tfw no 5 cups with Crosby and Getzy as #1 and #2

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hughes gives me nico hirscher vibes
watch him be a bust and kakko be the true #1

Imagine not being in the playoffs right now.
Imagine thinking this year's draft class had any big names in it.

>finn
>not busting

im not the same person you were arguing with earlier. i just wanted to point out that the canucks are slowly making progress forward. i agree with you it honestly is starting to feel like the team is moving forward slowly now rather than still stumbling with an aging core. im still not really expecting a "linear progression" based on how the other teams in the pacific are playing.

so people still believe hughes will go #1, huh?

a soft midget who plays against kids at age 18 will SURELY not bust in the NHL

CALM DOWN YOURE GOING TO GIVE YOURSELF SKIN FAILURE

this

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Desu I can't think of anyone in this draft who makes me think "This guy is gonna be an elite player"
This is by far one of the weakest draft years I've seen. This was a good year to not be a lottery team.

I agree with that. Pacific is a dumpster and the Sharks are going to regress hard soon. We'll probably be a playoff team just by sheer luck lol. If Seattle isn't like the Knights then we'll easily be a playoff team. Demko and Markstrom are gonna steal a ton of games and Pettey, Brock, Hughes and Bo are good enough to carry us through a few games here and there.

well you heard it from this /hoc/ proscout. its a guarantee shit draft class.

post >yfw the >rags and >cocks got in the top 3

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kakko is going to be like this years zadina. all the woke gms wont be falling for those journalists bullshit.

It's filled with manlets.

I mean that's the consensus from most scouts dude. There's no McDavid or even Matthews this draft. There's a clear 1/2 but even then they aren't guaranteed hits and most of the draft is gonna be kind of unclear. This is like the Hischier/Patrick draft. Next year has that French Canadian kid who is a very clear number 1 and a Stamkos/Tavares/Matthews style difference maker

>mfw

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The NHL isn't as physical as it was, but Hughes looks like a fucking kid. He'll get destroyed out there, and if he doesn't he'll just put up average 2C numbers.
I'm sure Kakko will fare better, but I kind of get the feeling he'll be the next Laine.

he is only 17 of course he is going to still look like a kid.

No the time of the manlet is NOW

1st OA saves us from over paying in FA this summer

Why are you so quick to defend him?
His height and weight is actually a concern for this sport, and might actively hurt his ability to play in the majors.

I think I agree with your opinion of Hughes but you need to understand with some NHL trainers and nutritionists he'll easily bulk up. He's not going to drive play completely when he starts and he won't be winning every battle but you won't be able to ignore his skill. Kakko also plays a different game than Laine, he'll be a Barkov plus

>mfw this means >rags and cocks are back in the playoffs next year

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not really anymore. hes about the same size as kucherov.

When Pastrnak came in he was a 167 pound 18 year old. Now he's close to 190-200. Just drink your juice.

An EIGHT SEED that steamrolled through the Western Conference beforehand.
The better team won, plain and simple.
>asshole

Oh I'm sure he'll bulk up a bit, but it doesn't mean it's not a concern.
And yeah Kakko is more of a Barkov than a Laine, but there's not really any way to tell how he'll adapt to the American game. Like I said, I think Kakko going first would make more sense.

There's a 5'7 manlet expected to go top 20

nice to see Blackhawks finally catch a break.

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Holy yikes

jack who?

hes only like 150lbs too. turbo manlet. like a new debrusk.

I was trying to pick on the rags, but the other user was right, that was the year the kongs beat the debbies.
The OTHER time the Kings won is the time they pulverized the >rags, my bad.

NHL staff know more than you. Hughes will be fine, he's like every other smaller player entering the league. It's just a new league too, I don't think it'll last forever but these speedy quick smaller players seem to be the future. Kakko could also be a Pulju 2.0 too, pretty sure Pulju was compared to Barkov as well

how long until the first midget superstar gets drafted

youtu.be/cAsiWMCMUdU not this draft but they did that year

I will be holding my breath until Gorton (or whoever else) walks up to that podium and confirms the pick.

>manlet twinks
Writing a very long letter to Gary lads

>hurr durr jack hughes is too small for the nhl
its like you retards never learn

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when barzal was 18 he was about the same weight as jack hughes. they are still young enough to easily bulk up. its not really that much of a concern.

I want more players like Chara
Not more twinks like Matthews

>he's really small but he's a great skater and he's got sick hands!!

this

That iguchi kid from Japan

Blackhawks will get third overall.

If they get 1st overall I die

The draft was over 2hours ago

>I agree

go watch the nba then you nigger

Chara was a string bean when he was drafted

in 10 years Jack Hughes will be one of the tallest players in the NHL. Gary is making hockey shorter to market to China.

Quote me on this.
He's going to put up 40-50 points his first year and everyone will be freaking out he's a bust. In 2021-2022 he's gonna hit 70-80+ points easy

thread here

>Want more physicality and defensive play
>lol go watch the league where you get free points for falling down
yikes

I mean skating is literally one of the most important skills in the modern NHL. Shit skaters have no place anymore

Hall is a fucking alpha, also Kakko > Hughes, a Hall-Hischier-Kakko Line would be absolutely DEADLY.

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Pulverize? buddy you watch that series or what?

iirc >rags lost the series 4-1
couldn't even make it close lol

It's time to go back faggot

Debrincat has been pretty good. 5'7" is definitely midget status in 2019.

based retard

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>be picked by rags
>die instead of play for them

*Reminder*
3 of those games ended in OT, and in all 3 OT's a puck off a Ranger stick hit the post.

Unless I missed someone, 15 are still in the chel, not bad