Official Mariners @ Royals Gamethread

is robinson cano still in the majors

>tfw the whit streak ends the royals season is basically over

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Plays for the mest

what the fuck i thought the mariners gave him an untradeable contract

Can't wait until April 14th so I don't have to listen to Rex tell me I can fit a turkey in that handbag

At least whit exists bro, imagine how royals would be rn if whit never magically got gud.

infact Whit just made the wiki page

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hunter dozier has mastered the gordo 'watch strike 3 go past and stoically walk towards the dugout' move

wow 30 is a common stopping point

when are they gonna score some runs already

>imagine
not too hard considering they would just be like the vast majority of royals teams that have existed in my lifetime

Traded him for like 5 players.

i decided to watch a couple innings with the mariners commentary team and one of the guys keeps pronouncing "negro leagues" as "nigro leagues"

Another interesting thing about the hit streak record is, the only team in Baseball to have a hitstreak record lower than 25 is the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.

With only just 19.

>encarnacion catching up to graig nettles in all time dingers

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havent they been just the rays for like 15 years now

Your offensive juggernaut Seattle Mariners.

Devil Rays was always cooler.

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clownshow bois

What the actual fuck this defence is garbage.

just wait until KC brings in the bullpen

>buck oneil legacy seat is a girl with prosthetic legs
>they dont put her legs in the frame

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Well he's black so he can pronouce it 'nigga' if he wants

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN?

no kidding. It's quickly becoming a bigger liability than the bullpen

absolute clownshow in the outfield top kek

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SPEEDY SPEED BOY GASOLINE BURNIN

Oh well, Hamilton would have scored anyway

if there was anyone on base gordo would have struck out looking

bundled with Edwin Diaz coming off a dominant year

mondesi just a tad slow getting up to throw

OMAR

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INFANTE

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How cool is it to see the catcher work a looooong count for a double?

Been a looooong time

DINGERS, DINGERS AND DINGERS
NORTHWEST MOTORSPORE

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THE RE DEE MER

DEEEEEEE

DEE

GORDON GROUNDER!

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was dee gordon the one who got suspended for roids?

I do believe that these mariners are pretty good

Your trips of truth tell the tale...yes, he was.

is there some inside joke on the mariners where the players are supposed to find the most retarded looking chain to wear during games?

>gotta take a dump
>no probs won't miss anything
>aaaahhhhhhh
>hear crowd roar on the telly
>announcers chimping out
>Hamilton scores from 2nd on sac fly
>never seen such a thing in all my years
>fuuuuuugg i miss it while pooping
oh well at least I got to watch it on twatter

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That Florida chain is legit. Don't knock it.

jfc junis can you take a longer step to home wtf you idiot

Yea ForumsEEEEEEEED
with some Santana surprise speeeeed

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c'mon bruce, hit another dinger.

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why are you taking so long to shit

jay bruce - car mechanic

don't shitshame bigot

That would actually be hilarious

Lol dumbass nice check swing

speaking of checks

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youtube.com/watch?v=Hg5Q3WH4cmU

glenn sparkman has some decent dadhat going on

Nice double Vogelbach
THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED

FEED THE VOGEY

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youtube.com/watch?v=8sEAkhOf5Fo

that fat fuck on second base looks kinda like the western kentucky mascot

sparkman threw an 85mph nothing ball right down the middle and the dude swung like he's never played sports before

Fucking hell I spent all day trying to think of a pitcher I remembered from a few years ago and it drove me insane.

You guys member Chris Young (Royals fans should)?

yeah why

Never speak to me or my large adult son again

Oh, and Ms Bros? Can we start calling Bruce dad now? Or is it still too soon?

Oh yes the big, tall, run giving machine

It was such a bad pitch that it was a good pitch

He was just stuck in my head all day, all I could google was "tall pitcher mariners" which obviously only brought up randy johnson

I was surprised to see he only retired two years ago

he was a big guy

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iirc he had thoracic outlet syndrome or some shit

Trying not to get too attached to Encarnacion or Bruce as they'll surely be traded

speaking of pitchers both these teams had does anybody remember royals ace gil meche?

>walking hamilton

come on, Marco. you are better than this.

>blaming Marco and not that bullshit call from the ump

make up call for the atrocious strike one call

Moore, I’m sure you’re a good kid, but I really don’t think you’re ready for the majors yet.

this is the pic lefebvre was talking about

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That's it Marco

I know like 4 games ago, the M’s were averaging 7 runs a game. Since then I believe the lowest we’ve scored is 9. So what’s are average now? Lol.

>are
it might be higher than your iq at this point

SMALL BALL

It bummed me out when the M's traded him away. He was a pretty dang good in Safeco.

BUNT-TASTIC

>Lefebvre

You know his dad managed the Ms for a season or two, right?

Sucky seasons as I recall

i actually knew the answer to the trivia question for once

My bad. Lol. Gotta love Yea Forums.

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this is 4channel

>Sweet Baby Ray's
>Gourmet

Pick one

its awful

i know absolutely nothing about his dad

What are the M’s averaging per game in runs this year?

You better intend on keeping it that way, bub.

theyve only played 12 games look at the schedule and do the math

>silence

No. Fuck math. And fuck you. I’m watching baseball.

ina couple years baseball will only be played with math

8.16

>bat flipping a can of corn
based frank the tank

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luckily there is nobody at the k so dozier didnt just murder someone

Damn... we hawt.

DH SPEED

THAT'S HOW YOU SLIDE

maldonado missed the fucking tag dammit

I liked Zunino but boy it feels good to have a catcher who can hit.

>"oh yeah the rays are doing well, let's check on Zunino"

oh no

classic ned waiting way too late to pull a guy

>hitting .069

welp

nice

nice

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2 hits from his 29 at bats this year.

>.069 BA
>.069 SLG
>-48 wRC+

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104/13
you can do this

kek what an amazing gif

i like zuni
poor guy

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This is fun. We like to have fun here.

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Please don't let Marco pitch. I'd rather have the bullpen blow the game than have Marco blow his arm up

gonna be honest here and say the mariners manager has a faggy gait

>I'd rather have the bullpen blow the game
as you wish senpai

Time to sweat

>marinersfags complaining about bullpen
>mariners bring in a guy with a 0 ERA

Mallex has a noodle arm doesn't he?

noodle brain mostly

DEE-FENCE

We’re used to suffering. So when there’s little to find, we have to dig.

But also our bullpen could be better

DICKS OUT FOR LOVELADY

We would be undefeated with a good bullpen, ours is bad. We traded all of the good relievers away pretty much.

just wait until the deadline and trade for bullpen depth like everyone else

helicopter dong time

Or sign Kimbrel

Lol fuck this ump

This fucking ump.

Wow nice call ump

He wants to go to bed

Bless ya, ya bogan

if ned wasnt billy butler tier slow on calling the bullpen then this game couldve been a close one

>cubs come to Safec-
got em

Dee pulling his weight tonight

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DEE GORDON

What a night for gordon jesus christ

DEEEEEEEEFENSE

TY BASED DEE

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Dee the absolute blue baller incarnate

top kek

somebody piss test that man

Come on you fucks, lets get some insurance runs to end this shit

VOGELBEAST

Vogelbach is burning his share of calories tonight.

VOGEYMONSTER

>0.500 avg
>1.985 ops

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pls get gripnsip off our second base

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One more inning, shut these fucks down

Lets fucking finish this!!!

while listening to the game ive been looking thru the baseball glossary on wikipedia. lots of terms ive never heard of

One down

One more

What is this feeling?

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>mariners did not meet their 8 run quota

SNORE

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Game over. GO M'S!!!!!!!

Well that’s a fancy dan

Dylan Moore didn't completely fuck up this time. He tried his best tho

11-2

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8 game losing streak bros. lookin to contiinue it tomorrow

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GG

MARINERS WIN

WE 11-2 NOW

MARCO 4-0 NOW

Marco Gonzales has more wins than the Boston Red Sox

GG Royals!!!!!!

I just can't believe we actually have hitting AND pitching at the same time!!!!!