Dissapears and chokes on Champions League

>Dissapears and chokes on Champions League
''...''
>Scores 3 against New Castle
OOOOOOOOOOHHHH YES YES!!! Aguero, the argentinian man mountain, once again with a hat trick. He's the best striker that Premier League has ever seen, Martin, without any doubt.

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why do all these have 'man-mountain' in them even when it doesn't make sense

have sex

How are all current Argentinian forwards the biggest chokers ever? Messi, Higuain, Aguero.

it's called a meme you shepherd's pie

He's never ever done fuck all in the Champions League. Rewind right back to 2011 against Bayern Munich, that night Tevez wouldn't come on. He was invisible that night too, that's why they tried to get Tevez on

>AgUERo Is BeTteR ThAn hENrY

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7 years later and nothings changed. He deserves way more stick than he gets both on Yea Forums and in the media for this.

city didn't come to attack they came set up for a 0-0
he chocked the pen but he had zero service all game

>seriel choker with national team
>serial choker in cl
>pads stats in league
The Argentine Lewandowski

top tier post

Henry, famous for his CL and national team runs?

Unironically this

he's such a shitfaggot
he's been to 3-4 world cups and he scored his only goal there last year
he's so lucky everbody focuses on higuaín and messi instead

Yes.

Yes Henry who won the CL, WC and EURO

Is there anyone who doesn't shit his bed on a constant basis, besides CR7 and Based Pukki?

The ultimate pecho frio

AGUEROOOOOOOH-NO-NO-NO!

Based and redpilled

Is this guy for real?

Henry never did much in any of those comps, he was the eliminator of Everton

he seems like a nice guy

he still won the CL, WC and EURO

He was good in the CL

The argentine Messi
Oh wait...

So did Pedro, nobody calls him better than Aguero

Not really

he got carried

He was good in the CL in 2005/06. Trust me, I'm not some Arsenal merchant.

Oh okay one good season from this man mountain

>never scored in the semifinals or final
>good

Key. Henry was a notorious big game bottler.

>CL
carried by Messi
>WC and Euro
carried by Zidane

Messi has more CL's than all the Uruguayan players together

Ty kurwa co?
Broń rodaka!

He barely played any SFs and Finals

Based.

>back to back hatricks against Arsenal and Chelsea
>forgetting pic related
Yeah he's shit all right

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Litterally scored the most for ur country u cheese eating surrender monkey

based

more like Carried by Eto'o

BASED
Martin memes are proof Yea Forums has the best banter

Nope, at least Lewa has some memorable performances in the CL, Aguero has nothing

>group stage
>Bayern were already qualified and with one man down

based