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>WDC Standings V. Bottas 44 L. Hamilton 43 M. Verstappen 27 C. Leclerc 26 S. Vettel 22
>WCC Standings Mercedes 87 Ferrari 48 Red Bull 31 Alfa Romeo 10 Haas 8 McLel 8
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 158 (160 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 82
>Hund status: Retnu backwards
>News: Renault's 2019 still has the same problems of 2018's one Prost: "F1 needs less technology" Monza needs 60M€ for urgent renewals Cooltard: "Alonso might come back in 2019 already"
>In the week before the race, the FIA revised the rules governing pit-to-car communications following criticism from the teams in light of a penalty given to Nico Rosberg at the British Grand Prix for receiving assistance outside those allowed under the regulations; and in the aftermath of Sergio Pérez's brake failure and subsequent retirement from the Austrian Grand Prix, which Force India was particularly critical of in light of the safety implications arising from Pérez's accident. oh, yeah, that.
Adrian Mitchell
>Doesn't remember Hamilton fans going full rage when Nico got pole
They were raging that he sped under yellow flag. Then there was half of the grid failing to beat the 107% time which should have put the Red Bulls at the back of the grid but they bullshitted their way out of that.
Brandon Ortiz
Kimi made a okay comeback from 14th to 6th and had a good battle with max, not much else. Was exciting though how the crowd stood up everytime they came about.
Ayden Evans
Checo went upside down, and hulkenberg choked
Dominic Mitchell
>checo went upside down only things near carnage were palmer spinning in t4 and kimi losing a bit of his front wing for max in the same spot
They are like how would be an F1 2013 car with refuel and this season's wings >I like it
Henry Wilson
You guys remember seeing 2009 cars for the first time? Woke up to read fresh winter test news and remember just laughing out loud at sauber's car thinking f1 has truly gone beyond redemption.
does anybody know if nismo tv stopped streaming the Super GT races? Can't find the scheduled stream in their channel
Daniel Reyes
Apparently they're still in negotiations after the re-brand.
It says on their channel info: >"Subscribe for LIVE racing in BES Blancpain Endurance Series, Blancpain Sprint Challenges, the epic Super GT series from Japan and the Bathurst 12 Hour."
So hopefully...
Jeremiah Price
Cute car :)
Samuel Jones
Reminder that Williams killed Senna
Wyatt Bailey
then who is killing Williams?
Leo Cooper
Am I the only one who thinks the Halo's are pretty aesthetic? I think they add to the space ship look of the car, which is honestly part of the reason I like F1 so much, because the cars are so pleasing to look at.
How entertaining is the Chinese Grand Prix? The time clashes with something else but if it's the most eventful circuit I'd rather watch this live and talk shit with you guys.
John Hill
Race threads are fucking kanker
Elijah Gutierrez
>How entertaining is the Chinese Grand Prix? It can be good unless it's another WEWUZUNDERDOGZ episode from Merc and they finish 1-2 again.
Ayden Perry
China is pretty solid. Also race threads are cancer, I always watch the race then go back and look through the thread, or if there is a red flag.
Isaiah Lee
How many drivers do you think need to get their cock wet before a race. Or in Hamilton’s case their rings lubricated.
Carson Bell
Rise and shine, Mr Gimi, rise and.... shine.
Michael Long
Which faggot football side do you support. Watch glorious Supercars then the f1 like a normal boy.
He's right, race threads are shit tier full of people who can't pay attention to a race for an hour and a half and have to post rubbish during it like the little adhd Netflix babbies that they are
Austin Hughes
>not watching the race in full-on task mode >calling yourselves autists Fucking normies.
Levi Hughes
>be me >stopped even occasionally paying attention to race threads so I could focus more on the race fugg, exposed as an autist
Nolan Wood
>be reading about motogp/indycar/nascar deaths last night >watching the videos of the incidente >see Justin wilson death >nose cone fell off car in front bops him on the head then it goes 100ft in the air
nice
Liam Lee
I now just open race threads and just post any of the team radio I hear from the onboard channels while ignoring everything else and any replies.
Watching LeCute's stream and posting the onboard comments well before they appeared on the main feed was nice
Michael Sanchez
>zoomers discovering things that happened 3 and a half years ago yikes
Can guarantee to 99% that I am older than you unless you are literally in your 30s, what I forgot to say was that all the comments were saying that F1 has halos now because of his death when it was clearly Surtees death and a halo wouldn't have even prevented Wilsons death due to the angle.
Chase Martinez
I hope you die in your sleep and your mother has to knock down half a wall and get a crane in to lift your fat smelly carcass out of that bed. I hope that the pathetically small modesty blanket they cover your lifeless, flabby corpse with catches on the bed frame and everyone gets to see what a tiny little gnat's cock you had. It might cheer them up for a brief moment.
Jackson Ross
easy there bud you might accidentally hurt someones feelings
Lucas Gomez
holy shit, he's a boomer meme incarnate. The mustache, the glasses, the head shape, the JUST hair, he has it all. The only thing missing is a monster can
>unless you are literally in your 30s well, hello there!
Julian Richardson
They got an octaget claiming that, twice iirc, that is also hard to beat. Also I want glory to /f1/, conquerors Yea Forums, I want other boards to bow under our INFINITE RELENTLESSNES, holy survivors of the wc
Aiden Ramirez
>Can guarantee to 99% that I am older than you unless you are literally in your 30s Get a load of this zoomer. /f1/ is a boomer general, git out youngin
People who try so hard to say they are top shit are never top shit.
Christian Davis
/f1/ is unironically the biggest market on Yea Forums >You now remember other people during the Yea Forumserb owl wondering why there was so much people watching /f1/ matches
Ian Thomas
we are nobodies desu, in the irrelevant general pile with figureskating footballmanager AFL tennis and cycling. we could maybe become relevant if we combined all the motorsports into one general but it would probably just turn into shitposting. we need to step up our meme game outside of the general if we want to be noticed
Grayson Gray
Should start making 'ole's at the wheel' threads with f1 crashes
How many red bull cans do you reckon he smashed when he got home after that race?
Alexander Reed
Looks like an F-15 eagle compared to an F/A-18 Hornet.
Jackson Hall
I like to imagine he filmed himself defending himself from crates of Red Bull cans with his sword that he has meticulously honed his body & soul to use as a divine cleansing weapon to defeat evil
801-900 only amounts to 96 race wins if you add them up.
Dominic Lopez
Can anyone take a vettel spining gif with ferrari and stick ole's face onto him and make it one of those ole's at the wheel threads? Would be great to put messis face on whoever vettel is chasing in that said gif
post recession obama era social media faggotry did it to them. Watch how they have behaved pre-2008 to now.
Liam Young
which up & coming driver is that??
Angel Parker
>1st to 100th Gron Pree took 10 years >kino vrooom
>900th to 1000th Gron Pree took just 5 years >rebarbative neeeow
10 races per season are enough!
Adrian Wilson
>tits but also >belly hair what?
William Rodriguez
That's a manly men
Cooper King
>this cope from daniel yes renault had a year 'head start' on honda, but fuck me, honda clearly improved on all fronts last year, especially the spec 3 engine. i don't remember any honda mgu-k issues last year from them. i do for renault, and it is STILL happening.
No it’s a heat map image of carries arsehole after I’ve rogered her
Carson Wright
It's exactly what most people said it would be.
Cool for everyone who understand it but nothing for average people.
Thomas Richardson
Accretion disc with darkness in the middle, that is unique.
Bentley Price
Finally a picture of Ricky's hopes and dreams
Zachary Murphy
F1 @ Zandvoort next year.
Bentley Brown
OH NO NO NO NO
Sebastian Walker
Get your own material.
Adam Morgan
I mean it's pretty okay, considering this is coming from somewhere out in bumfuck space, my first iphone couldn't do better images in mildly dim light here on earth.
>2 metre wide f1 cars >at zandvoort why? fuck dutch niggers because muh max xd. stupid caravan cunts.
Luke Phillips
He for example says he has a similar goof feeling about Alfa and what they're trying to achieve as he had about Lotus.
Aiden Richardson
this fuck toothpastes fucking retards
Asher Perry
just fuck off already >win Le mans >literally no rivals >literally have to tell the other car "fernando is faster than you" for ALO to win >literally all of McLaren and Andretti's resources and attention are being poured into his Indy challenge
I respect him as a driver but he's a tremendous fucking faggot. Even more than Mansell.
not gonna happen unfortunately.... JPM should look for a toyota LM drive tho
Camden Garcia
Does Nando have any friends IRL?
Evan King
unironically lewis
Ethan Garcia
>Mclaren deserves to be at the top of the midlfield battle imagine reading this somewhere between 1998 and 2012
>500-600 >you now remember Hill couldn't win the championship in the best car in 1994, even though Schumacher couldn't score points in four races In reality it's hard to see mid-90s stacked as Schumacher was truly on his own level. Only when Mika could get his hands on Newey designed missile was Schumi properly challenged.
Parker Wright
Yeah, looking back it was really something special to have been alive for. It wasn't like the talent pool suddenly died either, there were some good drivers about at that time. MSC was just something else. But for fuck's sake it was fucking boring as fuck.
Jace Richardson
It's not completely a roullette, but it absolutely works on a sort of weighted chance. The guys who are consistently at the front and those who made their way to the front all have about an equal chance to win, and all of them have a much better chance than those at te back.
Henry White
'ate black holes love white dwarves love neutron stars
0-100 only adds to 87 races 100-200 only adds to 95 races 200-300 only adds to 89 races 300-400 only adds to 89 races 400-500 only ads to 97 races 500-600 for some reason adds to 100 races 600-700 gets to 99 races 700-800 gets to 99 races 800-900 only adds to 96 races
Only half of Patrese's wins are recorded here. He won 2 in the early 80s (so he whould be around 400-500) and 4 others in the early 90s (so he should be in 500-600) but only 3 are in 500-600.
Fisichella won 3 races but only 2 are there.
Maldonado is not there.
10 different drivers won the Indy 500 between 1950 and 1960 but only Vukovich is here.
don't know how many other mistakes there are but I bet a lot.
Nicholas Rivera
hill may not have won the championship, but at least he won races, didn't convince himself that benetton were running TC and remembered to turn left
Hunter Taylor
Reminder that Charlie Whiting was secretly a massive chad.
>implying being a rich mid 60s man having a mid40s attractive wife is anything to write home about
Nicholas Cooper
>t. no gf
Evan Green
SHUTUP
Juan Ortiz
>secretly like that wasn't obvious
Jordan Williams
miss me with that hypothetical astronomical object
Michael Hall
Yeah, in the 90s and early 2000s it was kinda like this 1. Schumacher Gap 2. Hakkinen Power Gap 3. Villeneuve (like it or not) Power Gap Coulthard, Barrichello, Frentzen, Berger, Alesi, Montoya, Ralf etc
Plus, the years that Schumacher had a Byrne Missile were only 95, 2002 and 2004. All the other years he had an equal (2000, 01, 03) or even inferior (94, 97, 98, 06) car to his rivals. and still won our had a big chance at winning.
I think that's the main reason why I don't think SWL wasn't as boring as HWL. First of all, Lewis has had a Merc Turbo Missile for the past 5 years. While Ferrari and RB have been specially shit as well. Other than that the cars and engines were nicer, tobacco, etc.
Ayden White
neutron star powered f1 engines when?
Jonathan Ortiz
imagine being a museumlet
Anthony Adams
our greatest museum got burned down bc we are a nation of niggers at heart.
Justin Russell
>muh weight limit
imagine the torque of a millisecond pulsar >17 km radius >spins 716 times a second
Daniel Robinson
I do and is extremely exclusive so you can't see it
Juan Mitchell
Relativistic jets to replace DRS when?
Charles Sanchez
Business idea: gravitational slingshots in an attack mode based system to replace DRS
This is one of my favourite Apus, I am pleased every time it is posted.
Nicholas Green
I wonder how the special 1000th race CGI will look like.
Benjamin Cook
Michael Schumacher hologram doing the podium interviews?
Leo Harris
I keep posting it because I lol out loud myself at it, it's so fucking stupid and retarded
Kayden Morgan
>i am pleased ha what a fag. who is your favorite f1 twink? i bet it is the nigger. he is a tight great british twink. and he is a great great british nigger, so great big nigger cock too.
I can wait for another ten years where we have an image ten times better than this splodge
Parker Allen
it's not a real image though not like through an optical telescope it's just something the computer thought up based on the data.
Asher Bennett
to be fair that is every image on the internet
Benjamin Flores
yes but photos come through the lens onto the sensor, this blackhole isn't like that
Jace Richardson
technically a human could photoshop the same image by overlaying all the snapshots, it would just take a lot of time
Ian Bailey
Jew UKike prolly wants to profit off her via Bank of England bc Trump said it was ok.
Lincoln Miller
I know I'm just being a cunt
Colton Watson
Have you been drinking the fermented bananas again Brazil?
Nathan Morgan
I don't even know if I am telling the truth I just know they made the image with telescopes all around the world that are not optical ones.
John Lewis
they pointed telescopes at it then they took some images and then they overlayed them to get more resolution
Noah Green
kys filthy ukike
Adam Adams
it was compressed from 5000 terabytes of data gathered over 9 days from 8 radiotelescopes pointed at the radiation emitted by the event horizon so it's obviously not visible wavelength kinda radiation
He could sometimes say how it is >yeah we are favourites and our car is at least as good as the red one Instead he has rehearsed this UNDERDOGZ talking point with his PR manager
Joshua Ramirez
kek the daily express, they can't even predict the weather let alone brexit
Alexander Reyes
I do not give a single fuck about sports and I find /f1/ boring af
But these are the best threads on this god-forsaken website.
>F1 uses the wrong Shanghai layout >WAGlad: "YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING"
WAGlad is a silly lad.
Logan Flores
If wagfag is to have an online personality gimmick then he should at least fullfill his duty and post some moofooking wags goddamn
Dylan Wright
I think so yeah the only thing he’s better at than Hamilton is at race starts
Bentley Lopez
I make maps for a living, I feel entitled to get pissed off when they fuck it up repeatedly.
Also I have the same reaction if dad buys another bottle of gin/relish/flour/canned or jarred food stuff to add to the growing collection. The collection we have to secretly reduce by giving to the food bank. Except we have that middle class guilt thing going on because it means some poor bastard is gonna get 10 jars of artichoke hearts to enjoy with his weevil infested flour.
>the convict is the only one who can read my upside down pic as expected of australians
Jordan Rivera
>be me >vivid memory >1994 >early in the morning >opening the front door of the house >mother tells me that she heard on the radio that Ayrton Senna died last night >me: "cool, now Nigel Mansell can win the championship"
>McLaren somehow become good again >Mika Hakinen uses a part in his contract that makes it so he can return when ever >Alonso does the same >Raikonen gets a seat at Ferrari again becaus Vettle keeps choking >Leclerc has a freak accident and Schumacher some how gets better suddenly
How fast were you running to pass a truck on a freeway?
Daniel Rodriguez
>implying he wasn't on a unicycle
Dylan Price
death to grando
Cameron Nguyen
Hurry up and get to the airport, Valtteri, you're going to miss your plane to Chins.
Angel Hall
>tfw you trick Valterri in to getting on a plane to Chins instead of China
Leo Lopez
lads where can i buy a marlboro ferrari jacket
Juan Foster
>Look even me on a unicycle can overtake a Renault. We are talking to the world's fastest distance runner give him the credit he deserves.
Joshua Allen
Grando is 15-16 and is "now only for hobby use". Apparently he is the only one of Emilia's horse Valtteri has tried to ride but Grando scared him. In horse years Grando is about 50.
This is playing out exactly like your average NTR hentai.
>you now remember ricciardos "oi oi oi oi gi gi gi gi" what did he mean by that?
Gavin Lopez
You're dealing with a mentality that is common to other elite athletes, fighter pilots, and to some extent special forces soldiers - and absolute confidence that they are the very best in the world at what they do. Alonso, and Vettel, and Hamilton, and pre-potato-Schumi.... but also Joe Lee and Palmer, Stroll, Waffle, Grosjean, and Bruno Senna, all think that they are objectively, demonstrably, the best driver in the world. Anything stopping them from demonstrating it on track is an outside factor beyond their control. Their ego is what allows them to cuck a teammate, to have a go at an ill-advised move that doesn't work out, to outright bullshit their way through a press conference post race. It takes a very particular personality type that in other environments would be verging on narcissistic personality disorder, to not only survive the circus of F1, but to thrive in it.
So deprived of the eight titles Nando wanted, he's now seeking to demonstrate that missing out on more trophies than Michael doesn't fucking matter, because he's unequivocally the best driver the world has ever seen, and he's going to demonstrate it by taking the Triple Crown, and wins in every series he can find - hence his interest in Bathurst, Dakar cars, etc. I give it 1/10 chance that Fernando will end up doing one of those meme ride-on lawnmower races in country Australia if someone showed him.
Chase Morris
I can't stop thinking about his nutsack song
Nathan Jenkins
Did you guys listen to Murray's beyond the grid already? I'm gonna listen to it now.
Ok, lads, here's our chance to get Hannah to make an erotic jerk off instruction video - but we're going to have to be smart about it - we're going to have to all mail in disparate bits of the script in pieces so that they can be stitched together later. Some parts will be easy - "you're invited to my birthday, so i hope you'll COME FOR ME" - but other parts like "i want that cock inside me" are going to take some inspired work.
Lincoln Thomas
>Some parts will be easy - "you're invited to my birthday, so i hope you'll COME FOR ME"
>"Mike Hunt's wholesale cars. For the cheapest ride in town, come to Mike Hunt"
Vettel died in my dream tonight. Hamilton made contact with him which saw them both out in Rascasse. Vettel then tried to climb get behind the barrier over his car. When he touched the car his body did some flips and flops and that was it.
