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>keita scored
era of the bull

speaking of which

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100% true. Shall try to make it so I shan't visit this garbage dump

>RB Salzburg hat für Mittwochmittag um 13 Uhr eine Pressekonferenz "zur Zukunft von Marco Rose" einberufen. Dort wird der 42-jährige Trainer des österreichischen Serienmeisters aller Voraussicht nach erklären, dass er im Sommer nach Gladbach wechseln wird.

>Nach der Hiobsbotschaft für den VfL Wolfsburg folgt der Blick nach vorne. Torwart Koen Casteels fehlt den Niedersachsen voraussichtlich für den Rest der Saison, Pavao Pervan wird den Belgier in den letzten sechs Spielen vertreten.

youtube.com/watch?v=YWDv933q2oE !!

...

Bunnis is my shitposting ground

>Harry Nilsson
>Tennis

absolute state of homosexuals

>Harry Nilsson
Literal kino

more like literal homo xDDD

youtube.com/watch?v=14-3VzEBVmA

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youtube.com/watch?v=t3E5MP2GtwE

this is the early best post of the thread btw

I saw the post and immediately knew that it'd be awful. I wasn't surprised

>st pauli hiring jos luhukay
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Brandt to Juve would be good, they really need creative midfielders.

So proud of him :)
sportbild.bild.de/bundesliga/vereine/borussia-dortmund/youssoufa-moukoko-bvb-wunderkind-10-millionen-vertrag-61154672.sport.html

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>14
Sure

How many would he have scored past Bayern?

>Maxi Eggestein verlängert
Based.

Rose to Gladbach confirmed

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14 seems like his parents lied to protect his dad. But the people going hurr he's 30 are just as dumb

he's actually 42

just did a 5 minute workout and i am sore af
wow fuck changing my life from being a fat incel is hard

/ourguy/ will also move to Gladbach

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maybe try playing some sports. I also struggle with feeling sore and out of power when doing basic stuff like track or cycling but when i play tennis or football the thinking you need to do during the game blurs over it.

installed an app and did the "daily routine" which was only pushups, yet my stomach muscles hurt as well

im going to the woods to pick some bärlauch and then make some bärlauchpesto

>not rating Jos

Nice.

that soreness is gonna go away quickly. Your body is just not used to keeping your back straight. Give it a month and that won't be an issue

what's the app?

this
damn i can hardly lift my arms to type

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=homeworkout.homeworkouts.noequipment&hl=de

thank. I will try it out. I did some squats a couple of weeks ago and hat Muskelkater for days. it hurt like hell.

If you are struggeling with body weight routines then try weights. They allow you to fine tune the stress on your body

I'll see how it goes in future, haven't done any sport in over a year so i am sure it will get better

*blocks Artikel 13*

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>downloaded the app
>still fat

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Juve is for brown Germans

Enjoy your Fuchsbandwurm

Looks like a Chad Jens Keller

>ynr Sascha Lewandowski

>keine kommentarfunktion

kek

No I don't, who is that.

His wife is a topmileg

Gibts gar nicht mehr auf BILD

*topmilf

Manager who killed himself after he turned out to be a nonce

I already forgot him as I was reading about him.

time to retire

>Nach dem Vorbereitungsspiel gegen Österreich (das DFB-Team verlor den WM-Test in Klagenfurt mit 1:2) hätten Joachim Löw und er sich zusammengesetzt. "Wir spürten, irgendwas passt nicht", sagte Bierhoff in einem Interview mit der Wochenzeitung "Die Zeit": "Wir fragten uns, wann der Schub kommt, den wir uns erhofft hatten." Heute weiß man, er sollte nie kommen.
>Als falscher Schritt erwies sich zum Beispiel die Nicht-Nominierung Leroy Sanés, der es nach einer überragenden Saison für Manchester City nicht ins WM-Aufgebot schaffte. "Wir wollten vor allem ein Zeichen für die Spieler setzen, für die wir uns entschieden hatten", erklärte Bierhoff: "Das sollte Energie freisetzen, den Zusammenhalt stärken. Vielleicht haben wir unterschätzt, dass dann vor allem über den Spieler gesprochen wurde, der nicht dabei war."
>Generell habe man die Gruppenkonstellation vor dem Turnier falsch eingeschätzt, gestand Bierhoff. "Durch den Erfolg beim Confed Cup hatten wir 23 Spieler mit großem Selbstvertrauen. Wir dachten, die Trotzreaktion der etablierten Spieler, die nicht dabei waren, sei so stark, dass alles zu einer perfekten Symbiose zusammenfließe. Leider ist das nicht so gekommen", meinte der Teammanager und konstatierte: "Vielleicht hätten wir als Führungsteam noch kritischer miteinander umgehen müssen."
>Auch im Konflikt um Mesut Özil, der nach dem Turnier aus der Nationalelf zurücktrat, räumte Bierhoff ein: "Es ist verkehrt gelaufen, und das tut mir sehr leid. Da wurden viele Fehler gemacht - auch von mir." Dem Weltmeister von 2014 wäre sicher "ein anderer Abgang zu wünschen gewesen": "Am Ende haben wir alle kein gutes Bild abgegeben, das ist und bleibt bedauerlich", meinte Bierhoff und fügte an: "Dass es nie eine persönliche Aussprache gab, das schmerzt schon noch."

>let fresh players play to motivate old players, then don't let fresh players play to show trust in the old player
What the fuck is this 2D chess?

at least they recognized the problem with the older guys

Are Ajax /ourguys/ today?

>If Ajax win one game, Saltcastle lose their guaranteed CL spot
Yes

of course

>Grindel tritt aus UEFA und FIFA zurück
Huh. Actually didn't expect that one.

nö

>Fortuna Düsseldorf verstärkt sich für die neue Saison mit Thomas "Toni" Pledl (25) vom abstiegsbedrohten Zweitligisten FC Ingolstadt.

Simply epic I must say!

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Jz 1 Portion Kartoffeln mit Quark

Für mich Leberkäs mit Pommessauce.

can't wait for him to hit his peak with "18"

Is /bundes/ supporting Barcelona today because the Stegen man mountain?

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for me spaghetti mit bärlauchpesto

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nö, I'm rooting for Kult-kloppo just to see the english mental gymnastics

dick alder

putting my money on that we will never see him play in the bundes.

Der Füchs, der auf deinen Bärlauch gepisst hat, lacht sich im Wald den Arsch ab.

Excuse but what the fuck, this guy obviosly is not 14
are germans blind or something?

fyi: i put the bärlauch in boiling water before making pesto with it

We've had the discussion before, we know that he looks like 10-12, but his father confirmed that he is 14

only little boys do

hehe

friendly reminder that if you're a citycuck you are literally getting recycled peepee from your tap water.

best better in /bundes/ is here to make some cash.

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0
1
0

You better cashout now.

>heute 22:37

???

>Screenshot_20190409

alright I'm sorry

but it is 22:37... user, how long did you look at the picture of the black hole?

>juve

no...

>he doesn't know

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Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" der Kult-Kloppo Klopp will win the CL this time.

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Let's hope not.

this

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based Stoppelkamp

butthurt customer or what's the reason to seethe?

duisburch aller

19:09

FUCK DORTMUND AND FUCK YOUR SHARES

imagine being the betting g-

oh wait 1-1

English teams don't deserve to win anything

Russian commentator can't shut up about Lukas Podolski lel

>kölle

oge isn argumend

uhm....

best /bundes/ bringing the entertainment again
you just know todays "topspiele" will be snorefests

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Based Koln giving Duisburg a chance to get out of relegation

Why is Köln playing like trash against the worst team in the league?

>he doesn't know
sad

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Abandon all hope. Duisberg is clearly tye better team. This will be a draw at best for Köln.

nö

>Köln losing to Duisburg
wait wtf this shouldn't be happening

it's not happening. trust me. I know.

that was quick

>Schaub

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Don't like Liverpool and Klopp with his Kult-Kloppo persona is getting on my nerves.

>doubting best better in /bundes/
just imagine

wew

yeah they're reddit the team

>military salute
cringe

>duisburg
lmao

>baby's first Zweitligaspiel
czte

>prison horses

Poor horses

>inb4 5:4

Stoppelkamp is so based

Everyone knows that 4:2 is the most dangerous lead.

>Anti-Terror-Razzia in neun BundesländernBericht: Wohnung von Ex-Bundesliga-Star in Berlin durchsucht
>Die Polizei hat am Mittwochmorgen Einrichtungen eines islamistischen Netzwerks in neun Bundesländern durchsucht. Wie das Bundesinnenministerium mitteilte, umfassten die Razzien am Mittwoch etwa 90 Objekte in Baden-Württemberg, Bayern, Berlin, Hamburg, Hessen, Niedersachsen, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Rheinland-Pfalz und Schleswig-Holstein. Wie die "Bild"-Zeitung berichtet, soll sich auch die Wohnung des früheren Bundesliga-Stars Änis Ben-Hatira unter den durchsuchten Objekten befinden.

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who?

Änis :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

*kneels in handcuffs*

HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH

>k*ln

This is rigged right? How can Duisburg score 4 goals on Köln?

terribly embarrassing my dude

Basierter nrw asi

>thinking it's over
oh boy

>Koln's defense

druly shogging :D

>swiss op
scheise

>5 goals in the 2nd half
>3 minutes of added time
you gotta love it

LOL
never post again

>from best to worst to best to worst to best and finally back to worst better in bundes

>sicheres ding

So, how's the balance of worst/best better in /bundes/ in this season? Something like > -2k or something?

+168,24€

Soemthing's happening

...

>Markus Anfang von der Feuerwehr aus dem Stadion gebracht
So he was on fire?

Yep, I saw the 4:4 coming from a mile away. Shame on this self-proclaimed "best better" dude.

What are we watching now?

kek

Ajax vs. JuvenTSUUUU

am Anfang schon

Yeah, same for me

konfi

Disregard because

both at the same time

Nennt 5 typische Speisen in den DACH-Ländern

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He is 14. In dog years.

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Wiener Schnitzel
Kaiserschmarrn
Kalbsbraten
Bauernkrapfen
Kebap

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Remember, Kizuna Ai is a Bayern supporter

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Based tb perfectly h with you.

jz 1 pommes mit geschnätzeltem

granatastisch

artificial women for artificial fans

Snirtjebraten

Grünkohl (kommt auf die Region an, Oldenburg > all tßh)

Fischbrötchen (Krabben, Bismarck, Matjes etc.)

Königsberger Klopse

Rote Grütze mit Vanilleeis und danach viel Schnaps saufen

Vor dem schlafen noch ein Rollmops gegen Kater

van de beek wasting another chance

>still no news on Anfang

twitter.com/fckoeln/status/1116052039325364225

>11:55 - 10. Apr. 2019
What timezone is twatter or fckoeln set in?

F

B**D posted something 2 minute ago, but I'll not link it because boulevard blatt

anfang's father had a heart attack

find it quite rude to cancel everything because the managers dad had a heart attack tBh
send someone else at least

>t. the Inbegriff of a consumer

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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ZOOM ZOOM

The fuck, what are all these boards?

the amount of peole that just went TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU proves the predictable smartass nature of this board.

just remembered that we need Juve out for the coefficient
ugh

You're free to go back to r****t anytima pal.

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only French teams matter

the 13 point gap will last us for a while
Italy is only 3 away, Frankfurt could save our bacon

>And so the tale of Adi H. continues...

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Hab gewiggst :D

>Vidal

zzz
worst QFs ever

Yes.

just saw someone was imitating me in this thread. I'm still the best better in /bundes/ and I have a near flawless record here. I would never bet on those ridiculous matches. 1,40 for Köln is not even worth it, retard.
also, I always post my screenshots right after I've made them, so no "heute 22:37" posts at 6pm nonsense from me. I'm disappointed in all of (You) that you fell for it.

Fake News

that's what I'm saying. and (You) fell for it. sad, really.

Shut the FUCK up autist

cringe

Not Him. It's a zoom zoom thing really. And it always will be

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I have said before that I will probably watch epl next season but honestly, fuck it. English matches are fucking awful. They are so boring. I have watched most epl big season games and they were boring as fuck. They don't have fucking Konfi. Bundes may be bayernwinslol but at there are some good memes and saturday 15:30 big dick Konfi

The comment started with "best better in /bundes/ is here", which confirms that it's an authentic post by the so called "best better in /bundes/"

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Wait. Sky is british isn't it? And they have no conference for eplel? Really?
>tfw you thought it couldn't get any worse, but it did

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+++ BRECHEND +++

>Nach wochenlanger Suche ist Sportvorstand Thomas Hitzlsperger ein Coup gelungen: Sven Mislintat wird nach kicker-Informationen neuer Sportdirektor beim VfB Stuttgart.

kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/startseite/746614/artikel_vfb-coup_mislintat-wird-sportdirektor.html

jenes uezs

>authentic
did autocorrect fuck you up there?

IIRC they have some weird rule that only allows one live broadcast per kick-off time

meant for

thats....unexpected

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(you) think you are really smart, huh? got it all figured out?

they better brexit sooner rather than later then KEK

>Schalke

They also must give all clubs fair screen time which can lead to an unattractive match being shown

Die harte Linie des Franzosen Macron gegenüber den Briten gefällt nicht jedem. Reuters zitiert EU-Diplomaten, die sich äußern wie folgt:
"Dieses Verhalten ist ärgerlich, das ist Angeberei, die Franzosen wollen zeigen, wie wichtig sie sind."
"Das ist ein bisschen schizophren. Zuhause erwarten sie von Macron, dass er hart zu den Briten ist, wegen der Historie beider Länder. Andererseits gehört Frankreich zu denen, die ein harter Brexit am schlimmsten treffen würde." Fazit des ungenannten Diplomaten: "Es wird Stunden dauern, bis wir Macron von der Zinne wieder runter haben." (Unterhaltsamer Laden, diese EU!)

>nettoempfänger aka leeches acting tough
always hilaroous

I get the vibe that macaroni will end burning on a pole. Am I the only one?

only when he runs out of German money

the EU really showcases what being a religious sect is all about
nigh impossible to just leave

youtube.com/watch?v=hyhR74bYLhs

will never not be funny

der absolute mettmann

dummbatz posted the wrong version
youtube.com/watch?v=NseWRQ1JYoM

It is an age problem tb honest. Boomer here.But people in politik and wirtschaft are at least twice as old as me. E.g. my chef is ü70, and he clearly lost contact to reality.
The Idea of the EU is brilliant, the execution not so much.

It helps no one to be reductive.

>Rüdiger sieht von hinten aus, als ob er ein Chromosom zu viel hätte
>und das wäre schlimm?
>ne aber ganz schön behindert
every time

KEINE KAPRIOLEN

youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA

Even thinking an EU could work is already out of touch will reality. Europe is too mannigfaltig for it to.

jenes uezs
brainlet idea to begin with, EWG was all we ever needed

Yeah, but check what happened with the states further west. From an economic standpoint, we really have no choice as long as the dogma doesn't change.

Elaborate.

>Chayna
>2 billion people approaching
>US
>only military force to be able to defend an imaginatory attack from them
>wirtschaftskrieg überall (china ban, huawei (or how this is written). "Wirtschafts(internet)krieger" have been a thing since I've been a wee lad, and that's days long gone.

Die aktuellsten Gerüchte aus Brüssel sagen, dass Frankreich in keinem Fall einer Verlängerung über den 30. Juni hinaus zustimmen will und Italien kurz davor sein soll, die Verhandlungen ergebnislos abzubrechen. To be continued ...

>old people in charge

twitter.com/girma_mohammed/status/1116094429956313088

Zum Glück habe ich mir für heute Nacht noch nichts vorgenommen (schlafen zum Beispiel). Ein erfahrener EU-Diplomat, der namentlich nicht genannt werden will, wird gerade mit den Worten zitiert: "Wir sind Geiseln einer kleinen Gruppe von mehrheitlich Frankophonen, die das alles nur als Show für ihr Heimatpublikum machen."

Ridiculous.

this would be really funny if I was in my menopause

I see you lernd a new word

That quote's been around for years.

i heard rumors about Farage trying to influence his moronic friends in italy to veto any new ultimatum but france sabotaging it is new to me

My last name is lehrer

meanwhile, Maischberger is having a Globuli related discussion and based Kachelmann is going off the rails

>america is our friend
They are just as bad as China and Russia.We and Europe are literally a dog for them that has to sit on command.
Just look what they do in Ramstein and how much millitary they have here.
I am not a stormweenie or conspiracy Reichsbuerger,but America is a horrible ally.
They are just as imperialistic as China in their foreign policy.The best way would be if Europe collectively says fuck off to American,China and Russia.
They all try to manipulate us hard.

There's indications that german Konservative voted for Artikel 11/13(bzw 17) as a deal for the frogeaters voting on something else, like a gas pipeline or smth?
How are the yellow vests protests still rather peaceful? Germans - I get it, they don't protest much from a historical pov, but frenshies? They'll tend to burn things down as soon as those things happen.

I didn't say "America is our friend", and even meant quite the opposite.
>USA
Wirtschafts(((macht))) Nr 1
>China
irgendwie Wirtschaftsmacht Nr 2
>Deutschland allein
>10ter Platz
>EU, inkl. DE: Dritter Platz.
It is that easy.

And it's all about being third in a ranking, not about the country's wellbeing independent of that. Gotcha.

Vielleicht will Frankreichs Präsident den Brexit nicht zu weit hinauszögern, weil er neulich einen Tweet von Brexit-Hardliner Jabob Reese-Mogg sah. Der regte an, die Briten sollten sich "so schwierig wie möglich" aufführen, sollte es zu einem längeren Brexit-Aufschub kommen. Das bewertete Michael Roth, Staatsminister für Europa im Auswärtigen Amt, mit dem Kommentar: "Das geht gar nicht." Darüber berichtete die "New York Times". Und das las wiederum: Mr Reese-Mogg. Und der Brite regte sich über den Deutschen auf und twitterte: "Das spornt uns an, so schwierig wie möglich zu sein." SEUFZ.

>Europe
This 21st century meme of a homogenous Europe is ridiculous. Your entire history consists of you guys Waring each other, it has never been and never will be one entire union

based double-barreled name anglos saving Britain

talk about fuppes ffs. nobody cares about that political nonsense. fuppes is where it's at.

It is being about not den Anschluss verpassen at this point.
Merkel said in 2014 "Das Internet ist #Neuland". Every major player has been there at this point.

It's the Vorraussetzung to be a "social" economy enough to care about the countries well being and / or people. Sad but undeniably true.

Just for this one time only, please fuck off en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States

Nach gut vier Stunden Brexit-Poker erreicht uns die Nachricht, dass jetzt alle 27 Staats- und Regierungschefs ihre erste Stellungnahme abgegeben haben. Da noch keine Einigung erzielt wurde, folgt ... eine zweite Runde mit Stellungnahmen! Ich hoffe, Sie sitzen, stehen oder liegen bequem. Das kann noch ein Weilchen dauern. An der Konstellation hat sich nichts geändert: Es gibt 17 Stimmen für eine Verlängerung bis Ende des Jahres. Und Frankreichs Beharren auf dem endgültigen Brexit zum 30. Juni. Vielleicht sollte Emmanuel Macron lieber darauf beharren, dass der Sondergipfel nicht länger dauert als bis zum 30. Juni.

No it's not. It's about losing control over the rest of the continent. Germany will always be a relative economical powerhouse.

If anything, the slow bureaucracy machine that is the EU is causing everyone to stall instead of competing within the continent, be that in economic or educational or scientific areas.

Europa muss frei und stark sein. Die EU ist genau das.

Der britische Außenminister Jeremy Hunt wurde gefragt, ob die Gespräche seiner Regierungschefin mit der Labour-Partei den Brexit voranbringen werden. Er antwortete: Das wisse "niemand." NIEMAND. Puh. So reden Politiker, deren Koordinatensystem sich komplett zerlegt hat.

FUCK the EU
FUCK jannies
and FUCK niggers

with that, good night
unless you vote green, in which case please consider ending yourself

I am for seperate states,a Nationstate and not this super State the EU tries to become.
I like Europeanfriendship and peace,also economic rules and exchange is important.But it should have stayed at this,we shouldn't merge this close together.

Countries should be independent and should have seperate Laws that are not dictated by some faggots in Bruessel.Also the Euro was mistake aswell for many reasons.

twitter.com/dallasmavs/status/1116008584809263104

>Also the Euro was mistake aswell for many reasons.
Not for Germany that's for sure

Fun fact: I am one degree removed from the "father of the Euro"
I studied under quite a few professors who did their doctoral studies under him
Literally not an argument

Heureka! Reuters meldet, dass es eine Einigung gibt. Demnach sollen sich die 27 Staats- und Regierungschefs auf eine Verschiebung des Brexits bis zum 31. Oktober geeinigt haben. Im Juni soll es eine Überprüfung geben - womöglich mit der Option zum früheren Ausstieg.

hod wer gschissn

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>Germany will always be a relative economical powerhouse.
Airbus had the same problems like those which crashed 2 boing machines in this year.
>VW
>BMW
>VW
>OPLEL
>VW
>Porsche aka VW
>Audi aka VW
>TÜV Süd Schlammlawinen-Talsperren
>Made in Germany has become the state of a sticker literally saying nothing but "packaged in germany"

>slow bureaucracy
It isn't slow. It is a bureaucracy, true, but it is not slow. Votings on the day where article 11/13 (bzw. 17) passed was like every 7 seconds old people had to push a button out of three, one for yes one for no one for enthaltung.

>Not for Germany that's for sure
True, even if only partially true.

>Literally not an argument
>Mowing down anyone who doesn't agree on the most trending political position
Heh.

> Halloween
Spooky

Forgot
>Bayer

jz 1 haribo

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So cheap rn

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hehe

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I do love the non-stop propaganda on the ÖR that's trying to convince me that England is a deserted island full of retarded people and no economy at all. sometimes it could be straight from /int/. the sad thing is that boomers actually believe it.

good night

don't leave the EU, goyim
you will become deserted, economically dead hellholes, just like Switzerland and Norway

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How many fans travelled to Lisbon?

3.200 tickets sold, so maybe 5000 will travel there

Literally who

>comparing bong island to mountain jews and snow sheikhs
shiggy diggy

I Love Portugal

me too

day 2
today was all stomach
still sore from yesterday but did all of it nonetheless
gonna die now, bye

thanks for reading my blog

>Report: Real Madrid to Sell Gareth Bale, Want €175m, Winger Can Pick Next Club
>The 29-year-old will cost €175 million and demand a net salary of €19 million per year, according to Sainz. Manchester United and Bayern Munich are said to be interested, and Real's interest in Paul Pogba could see the two switch homes in the summer.
lmao

>Sven Mislintat wird ab Mai Sportdirektor beim VfB Stuttgart.

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>Entscheidung gefallen: Arp schließt sich bereits im Sommer dem FC Bayern an
>Demnach will Arp bereits in diesem Sommer zum deutschen Rekordmeister stoßen. Dies soll nach Ablauf der aktuellen Spielzeit bekannt gegeben werden. Grund für den Schritt sei, dass Arp beim HSV in dieser Saison nicht wie gewünscht zum Zug kommt: In der 2.Bundesliga spielte er in keiner seiner 15 Einsätze über die volle Distanz und erzielte in den 382 Minuten kein Tor. Zuletzt musste er zweimal in Folge für die 2. Mannschaft in der Regionalliga Nord ran.
Yeah im sure you will get to play way more if you move to Bayern

Alle duitsers zijn homo

...

>175m
LMAO

O_O

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Is Lewandowski his bitch now?

Dem hoda de Brügel nausgschmissn

komm doch polacke amk

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>29 yo
>175m €
>19m € salary
>Bayern said to be interested
i highly doubt that

>pole
>beats up a nigger
Not surprised

more like K.O.man

also the janny is a tranny

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>nugbogba
would unironically be an upgrade for United

At least Alexis would have some company in the nurse office.

nothing like rich clubs competing for shit players

Any scenario where Pogbelele is not at United is an upgrade, even if Bale scores 2 goals in 20 games and then has a career ending injury

You're acting like United have any passable midfielder besides Pogba.

>when one Thorgan Hazard gets you a quarter Bayol in 2019

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>Maximilian, der im März zum ersten Mal für die deutsche Nationalmannschaft berufen wurde, steigt demnach mit einem Jahresgehalt von 3 Millionen Euro zu den Top-Verdienern des Klubs auf.
>Zudem sei in seinem Vertrag eine Ausstiegsklausel verankert: Bereits 2020 könne der Mittelfeldmann,..., Werder für 35 Mio. Euro verlassen

>Arjen Robben (Foto) hegt Zweifel, ob er in seiner Abschiedsspielzeit beim FC Bayern München noch einmal zum Einsatz kommt. „Ich habe schon meine Bedenken und bin nicht sicher, ob ich in dieser Saison noch einmal für die Bayern auflaufen kann“, sagte der verletzte Niederländer am Donnerstag bei „Sky Sport News HD“. „Es ist frustrierend, nicht zu wissen, was es genau ist.“

im here jz frens

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me second from the right

reported for verfassungsfeindliche zeichen

jz 1 hühnerfrikassee

Nö Ravioli.

nö

basado

just came back from Berlin, this is what the average group of people looks like there. biggest shithole in the country without a doubt.

welt.de/wirtschaft/article191736757/OECD-Studie-Bei-der-Steuerlast-gehoert-Deutschland-zur-Weltspitze.html

Deutsche Steuerlast ist „Weltspitze“ – doch die Infrastruktur verfällt

>Die schwarze Null muss stehen

What are we watching tonight frens?

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He looks like 30yo

19:09

Echte liebe

walla dange fur die money

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91992170
cringe and too late

>Das liegt daran, dass nicht wenige Erwerbstätige Erfahrungen mit dem Spitzensteuersatz von 42 Prozent machen, der bereits ab einem zu versteuerndem Einkommen von 55.961 Euro greift.
Remember when Kult-Kloppo boasted of paying Spitzensteuersatz?

imagine being a wagie in 2019, barely able to afford your 30qm cuckshed rent in munich, still have to pay Spitzensteuersatz
elke alder

Can’t believe it’s already this late in the day.

opinions?

No

imagine earning less than 60k

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>weidenfeller on RTL
well that's nice

tipping 1-1 today
fra to win it at home

weidenfeller might be the worst pundit of em all

i like that he's not as 'professional' as some 'experts', i really buy that he's excited like a small boy expecting birthday presents

posting for /bundes/ lifelongs only

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Heh... you already replied that to my homo posting in a different thread

you don't have to understand the game as a goalkeeper
see kahn

based

Kiel reporting in!

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>indentisch
He can't even the language, like is usual for Duselmunder Jungs.

there isn't that much to understand and spending 15 years with professional coaches will teach you most of it

He's really not the brightest lamp on the Christmas tree, but at least you can tell that he _tries_ to speak eloquently.

...

Fair point.

we are here

where the fuck do I watch this? does RTL not have a fucking livestream?

last time frankfurt played 4atb was in september

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nvm it's 3atb

richtiger dummbatz in dem bild

Social Radio on hr-info

based fans

>nabule
>ancipollotti

>bankfurz

too much speed

>Schizo Fernandez
>N'Dicka
>Rote Karte
WHAT IS HAPPENING

based Frankfurter girl

F

wallah die ist geil wie heisst sie amk

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freut mich für etienne lol

vergessen abi

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>Zwietracht Bankfurz btfo buy the 2nd best team in poortugal

JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC JOVIC

so was it offsides lads?

nö

doch

maybe

weiß ned

Neger

depp

Schornsteinfeger

wo

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everywhere

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>>indentisch
It's a stylization for text (like bold or italic), where you indent it, like this:
t
e
x
t

>/deutsch/ posting outside of /deutsch/
absolute zoomer cringe

Oh well, Yea Forums removed the indent

ogre

Der Untergang des Adolf H

twitter perlen des tages

die wolfsschanze ist gefallen

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>Adi H. takes the blue pill

so this is the power of the bundes

jetzt wird's heftig.

basti muste be seething rn. and #teamrönnow strikes back!

da kann man schonmal scheisen gehn

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>Fartfurz
at least they'll shut up now, absolute shambles

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was bedeutet amk

kp gib den schelle ja

arbeitslose menschen kochen

alle meine (k)entchen

Mit drei Toren von Steiner wird das alles in Ordnung kommen

amana kodum

>M.Götze_goes_swimming.jpg

TOR STEINER

die hütterjugend..unsere letzte hoffnung..

4-1 the most dangerous lead

>der Adler hat sich verflogen
F

eintracht refballed hard by angloscum
ez win at home tho
check them

not even a frankfurt fan but i honestly dont understand the pen call and red card. also the falsely disallowed goal by kostic.

>the pen call and red card
correct decision
>disallowed goal by kostic
correct decision

Jaoa Felix vs Kai Havertz will be the zoomer Messi vs Ronaldo

nachti jz ja

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maybe
no

doch

how "no"? Da costa was clearly active in the scene

It’s almost the weekend, guys.

>They work on Fridays
Elmau

>they work
Elmo aus der Sesamstraße alder

>tfw not NEET
JUST

>omi so spät noch wach
was da los amk

was bedeutet amk

kein anung

dank

>I literally used the your mother will die in your sleep if you don't write me meme on tinder and have never been this successful
Holy shit kek women are retards

I came home from work later than usual so everything has been pushed by an hour or so.

Let me guess, you got 30 similar variations of "fuck you" today?

No, they actually mostly just chatted up with me. Also makes for a good opener. Best idea of my life do not steal niggers.

Too late, already in my grindr bio

In that case I'll allow it faggot.

Lads should I make two big sandwiches in my sandwich toaster machine? What should I put on it?

it's too late to eat, fatty. wait for breakfast tomorrow.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

Denmark is annoying af

>denmark
>tom
>not tom
>jt
rank them

dog shit > any of those

Shut the fuck up Tom

sadly this, I'm hungry too

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY?
THERE'S A THREAD ON THE FIRST PAGE
THEN HE DABBED YOU, A TUXEDO, JANNY
HE CAME INTO YOUR REPORT CUE
LEFT THE PEPE, SAYING FUCK YOU
AND THEN YOU CRIED TO THE MOD TOO
YOU WERE DABBED ON
IT WAS YOUR DOOM

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, JANNY?

YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED BY
YOU'VE BEEN DABBED ON BY

A CUTE CRIMINAL

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jz nen schnitzel alder boaaaaaaah

jawoll

>tfw a girl leaned against me today
feels conflicted

seggs her :DD

oge :DDD

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I don't know why but the small guy in walking position makes this funny

based Latvia knowing what's up

Jz 1 Rotwein
youtube.com/watch?v=659pppwniXA

ahem..
FUCK jannies
FUCK the autistic german mod
and FUCK niggers

*drops mic*

i think its because he looks like he really wants to reach his destination

stahlige ansage kollege

morgen pfannkuchen mit apfelmus b0 mir

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Me 4th from the right

still can't believe that 0 hat sich durchgesetzt

jz 1 spaghetti mit sos

kannste k0nem erzählen alder

era of the bull

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süf

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>mfw

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>mfw

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auch süf

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How is he doing in China?

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real /bundes/ hours

>Eröffnung 2020 nicht zu halten? Tüv-Bericht bringt BER-Termin in Gefahr
originale nichtskönner

what a coincidence, i was just about to post this

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TÜV rejected my other car recently because of (((rust issues)))
it will drive for another decade in siberia FFS

Warum ziehen Messerstecher nach Berlin?
Totschlag verjährt nach 20 Jahren.

youtube.com/watch?v=UDVtMYqUAyw

good night

stumbled over my old cd player and am listening to advanced chemistry. Brings back memories

good morning

my car is almost entirely rust and I still drag it through TÜV
based mauschelei

>owning a car
dorftrottels bitte

>HSV used a picture of Magdeburg fans to advertise the Köln-Hamburg match
Can't make this shit up. Jesus, this club. At one point you want to say it's enough bashing them, but then they turn around and pull shit like this.

they are really going to milk this, aren't they?

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Huh? Of course. It's big news. Milking this stuff is their job, and apparently stirring up unrest in the Bayern team is the only way to keep the title race interesting, so I am all for it.

The pressure is on

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>Eisern Union can get second place this weekend if Köln beats HSV
Excited.

>Bild+
I dont get this shit. Like nobody else is going to cover this

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kaffee kippe kotierung

BILD is mocking Buyern the whole year. It started after the /geisteskrank/ press conference... I think they're trying to push Uli into another fit of rage.

fuck bild

...

>being a poorfag

u don't need $ for ur ford ka du dorftrottel lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=ZrRDPO8FDrE

What is their fucking problem?!

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Das zeigt, dass die Mannschaft lebt
*puts €2 into the Phrasenschwein*

i live in the coolest part of the coolest town and own a car

which town?

+++++ JULIAN ASSANGE WURDE FESTGENOMMEN +++++++

+++++++ A PLANE JUST CRASHED INTO THE WORLD TRADE CENTER +++++++

I live in Uri

But there are no towns in Uri

that's gay

I'm going to watch FCN against Schalke tonight. Will Schalke have mercy on us?

I honestly believe der Glubb can beat >Schalke.

You give me hope. I'm going to the tanke now and meet up with my buddy to get pissed before we go to the stadium, wish me luck.

okay, I confess: there was no imitator. it was indeed me who lost that bet on wednesday. the sad truth is that I'm not the best better in /bundes/ anymore. with that being said, I'm starting my redemption arc right now with this bet. to be totally desu with you, this is not a sicheres ding. it's quite risky. I know that. and to be even more desu with you I kinda hope that I don't win this one. actually I want eisern, glubb and hannover to win.

but I can totally see eisern slipping once again. rainycastle is always good for a surprise. der glubb is just not very good (although the last games weren't that bad either) and >schalke might somehow win this with 1:0 or something. gladdek should win this if they want to play in europe next year.

again, I apologize for being so cocky in the past. I'll try to be more modest in the future.

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Good luck!

threadly reminder that bayern is the only nice part of piefkenland and everything else is boring and plain filled with people who look like drachenlord

based

>all Austrian top flight clubs received their license for the next season at the first try
wtf is this boring shit, at least 10 years ago half the league was almost bankrupt, I'm not used to this financial stability

>the sad truth is that I'm not the best better in /bundes/ anymore

you never were, impersonator

Speaking of financial stability
>Am Dienstag bestätigten der Hamburger SV und Holstein Kiel, was sich seit Tagen angedeutet hatte: Der defensive Mittelfeldspieler David Kinsombi (Foto) wechselt im Sommer von den „Störchen“ zum HSV und erhält einen Vertrag bis 2023. Als Ablöse fließen der „Bild“ zufolge inklusive Bonuszahlungen über 3 Millionen Euro. Dem Vernehmen nach bleibt die Summe jedoch nicht ausschließlich an den finanziell klammen Hamburgern hängen. Wie der „Kicker“ schreibt, beteiligt sich der Kiel-Kapitän selbst an der Ablöse, die sich dem Magazin zufolge gar auf bis zu 4 Mio. Euro belaufen könnte.
> Unter anderem durch einen Gehaltsverzicht trage der Rechtsfuß rund zehn Prozent der Ablösesumme, die nach Kiel fließen und die der HSV aktuell nicht allein stemmen könne.

zürich

>imagine not being from norf germany
Krinsch

I will bet in the opposite for some easy money. Thx m8

but that fat sperg you zoomers like so much is from Bayern.

>t. worst better in /bundes/

>betting on >schalke under any circumstances
thanks for the money, t. buchhändler

>taking a pay cut so you can transfer to >HIV

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war keine Schlägerei aber Rayk hat trotzdem den Stuhl ins Gesicht bekommen

I hope everyone here realizes just how much better epl is compared to bundes

>so stellt sich die BILD-Zeichnerin die aggressive Stimmung im Bayern-Training vor

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I miss Rayk-posting, it was the shit.

is age of empires 2 a sport?

Yes, what the fuck why are you even asking?

I'm watching a tournament atm, that's why I'm asking

can you stop with this shit already

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good meme

>not editing it into was ist pasirt

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^

here's mine

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based

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bundes coming through again

Yeah, this one is better. I'm saving it over my old one.

This is the correct one, no question mark

heh

I don't think the picture is very funny, not saved sorry.

get a load of this faggot

who /based bulls/ here

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question: if you are fat, can you become /fit/ by übungen like push ups, sit ups etc, or should you rather start running/use the crosstrainer?

just buy a punching back to get full body fitness going

you shoud eat less, you dumb fatty

if you're fat, running is the dumbest thing you can do. go to a gym and lift weights and most importantly, eat less especially less garbage.

Fetti was geht hier geht‘s lang

>lifting weights helps against being fat
I thought you are supposed to go cycling or swimming.

Yes it does since you burn more calories

lifting weights barely burns any calories afaik compared to running or swimming or something like that

maintaining muscle mass is where the fat burning happens

i see

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Just start with moderate exercise. Take a daily walk for an hour.

>running
You complain about being sore after sit-ups, running will kill you (and your knees). It's way too intensive for an overweight couch potatoe.

>crosstrainer
Don't waste your time with indoor stuff, it's unimaginably boring. It will never amount to anything because you give up after a week.

Literally stop eating you pig

this and also stretching. fatties are most likely to snapcity because they're initially stronger and lift big weights with terrible mobility.

thanks for the advice. and to all the people who told me to eat less: I started doing that about 5 weeks ago and already lost 5-6kg. additionally to that I want to work out.

Don't rush yourself. Slowly losing weight might help you adapt to a lifestyle that's maintainable in the long run.

post body

if you want to do cardio, go swimming. it's the only repetitive movement that wont harm your joints. although it's difficult to keep up in my own experience.

12'

Andersson S.
(Reichel K.)

1-0

16'

Adamyan S.
(Elfmeter)

1-1

>He said he wanted to become /fit/, not that he was gay

Ja ok das war voll witzig

Is it time for Schalke to stop messing about and guarantee their 1Bundes status tonight?

neue

>and to all the people who told me to eat less: I started doing that about 5 weeks ago and already lost 5-6kg.
based
I can't find the mental fortitude to eat and also drink less
godspeed, unless you vote green

but seriously:
Fuck the jannies working for vw
Fuck the system, wenigstens ein bisschen
Fuck every dogma nowadays
*drops mic but in the way an awakened zoom zoom would do, so it looks like autism and probably is*

undeniably based

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*but wakls away in the way

>s04
when? place your bets.