michael jordan - best apehooper
michael phelps - best otter racer
michael schumacher - best marlboro salesman
michael tyson - best foam fister
michael jackson - best singy songer/black-white transitioner/kiddy lover
Why are michael's the best at everything?
michael myers - best slasher/international man of mystery
Michael Gretzky - Greatest hockey player
Michael Messi - Greatest soccer player
Michael Brady - Greatest football player
For me it’s Michael sashagrey, the GOAT female athlete.
good athlete + decent doctor + decent "doctor"
Meanwhile the good name of Lance has taken a bit of a hit.
>international man of mystery
For me it's Michael Hope Solo
who would have thought, one of the most common western names on the planet happens to have a lot of successful people ???? how could this ever happen???
t. non Michael
>t. Ali Abdul Ramadan-Smith
Michael Ironside is pretty cool guy
Why are so many rapists called Mohammed?
Because your mum keeps making false accusations
More like your mom keeps voting to have them imported by the boat load
Something to do with a 6 year year old named Aisha and her pedophile husband.
>Michael Federer
>Michael Merckx
>Michael Ronaldo
>Michael Carlsen
>Michael Owen
Michael Kaline, now that was a luck swinger
Johns are objectively better
Michael Scott - best paper saler
I unironically cant think of a single good John athlete
That would be Dwight
>most common name in north america
>more athletes named that than any other name
I wonder why
Elway and Cena.
>greatest playmaker of all time is named Michael