Why are michael's the best at everything?

michael jordan - best apehooper
michael phelps - best otter racer
michael schumacher - best marlboro salesman
michael tyson - best foam fister
michael jackson - best singy songer/black-white transitioner/kiddy lover

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michael myers - best slasher/international man of mystery

Michael Gretzky - Greatest hockey player
Michael Messi - Greatest soccer player
Michael Brady - Greatest football player

For me it’s Michael sashagrey, the GOAT female athlete.

good athlete + decent doctor + decent "doctor"

Meanwhile the good name of Lance has taken a bit of a hit.

>international man of mystery

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For me it's Michael Hope Solo

who would have thought, one of the most common western names on the planet happens to have a lot of successful people ???? how could this ever happen???

t. non Michael

>t. Ali Abdul Ramadan-Smith

Michael Ironside is pretty cool guy

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Why are so many rapists called Mohammed?

Because your mum keeps making false accusations

More like your mom keeps voting to have them imported by the boat load

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Something to do with a 6 year year old named Aisha and her pedophile husband.

>Michael Federer
>Michael Merckx
>Michael Ronaldo
>Michael Carlsen
>Michael Owen

Michael Kaline, now that was a luck swinger

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Johns are objectively better

Michael Scott - best paper saler

I unironically cant think of a single good John athlete

That would be Dwight

>most common name in north america
>more athletes named that than any other name

I wonder why

Elway and Cena.

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>greatest playmaker of all time is named Michael

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