Why are michael's the best at everything?

michael jordan - best apehooper
michael phelps - best otter racer
michael schumacher - best marlboro salesman
michael tyson - best foam fister
michael jackson - best singy songer/black-white transitioner/kiddy lover

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michael myers - best slasher/international man of mystery

Michael Gretzky - Greatest hockey player
Michael Messi - Greatest soccer player
Michael Brady - Greatest football player

For me it’s Michael sashagrey, the GOAT female athlete.

good athlete + decent doctor + decent "doctor"

Meanwhile the good name of Lance has taken a bit of a hit.

>international man of mystery

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For me it's Michael Hope Solo

who would have thought, one of the most common western names on the planet happens to have a lot of successful people ???? how could this ever happen???

t. non Michael