/seriea/ in Europe - Rise of the Virgin edition

previous: CL:
>Wednesday 10th of April
21:00 Ajax - Juventus

EL:
>Thursday 11th of April
21:00 Arsenal - Napoli

MATCHDAY 32:
>Saturday 13th of April
15:00 SPAL - Juventus
18:00 Roma - Udinese
20:30 Milan - Lazio
>Sunday 14th of April
12:30 Torino - Cagliari
15:00 Fiorentina - Bologna
15:00 Sampdoria - Genoa
15:00 Sassuolo - Parma
18:00 Chievo - Napoli
20:30 Frosinone - Inter
>Monday 15th of April
20:30 Atalanta - Empoli

Reminder to keep it comfy.

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League table

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Will he be allowed to finally lose his virginity if he keeps a clean sheet in Amsterdam?

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god imagine her looking at you like that pic on the right while you're jerking off for her

Italian bros, whats the best pasta?

spooky looking slut

OP I think Lazio - Udinese is going to be played tomorrow

8th for Chiesa is overrated.

It's on the 17th

>Montella in
OOOOOOOHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Allegri said Ronaldo is going to play.
>tfw he gets a career ending injury

BASED MONTeELA

fuck off

dubs and it will happen

Oh piss off. Ronnie will continue snacking on horse placenta to cure any ailment he has.

No /seriea/ clubs today. Which game should I watch?

porto obviously

porto had to be carried by the refs against a dead Roma, imagine how many chance they got against UEFA's most shilled team

Damn The New Pope is looking good

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holy fucking KINO
when does it get released?

Based Sorrenkino

I'm bummed that jude law doesn't want to stick with it and they have to switch to John malkovich
I think December

>same handball as Sandro in Juve-Milan
>ERA

really makes you think

*blocks the penalty*
this would also happen

Spuds-City is a much more equal game, especially since City is weakened.

Why is English football so boring lads

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the boy is ready

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>Montella is back

Someone needs to edit this image and put montella smile on it.

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Kane's career is over. Icardi to Real?

>montella's smile is back

Fras I dont think you are appreciating this day enough

I'm glad he's back, but I wish it was Roma instead. The Champions League needs Montella.

Anyone have the collage of Montella smiling with the losing scorelines and him looking somber when he wins?

Surprisingly patrician match

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Penne rigate

Based, cheers fra

One day. De Rossi needs to retire first or he'll bully Montella

Lucky Juve is going to face a Kane-less Spurs in the next round

>implying
youtube.com/watch?v=osUQX44yCyg

>dat half second of Marchisio in the beginning
God I wish I was his wife

>totti director of sports
>montella manager
>de rossi assistant coach
imagine

Just imagine

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>montella manager
>de rossi assistant coach
basically 2011 Roma except DDR decided the lineups

Sleep tight /seriea/

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I want to crush her face with my knuckles and then proceed to pee on her desu

That's not how you're supposed to treat qts tbqh

that's exactly how you're supposed to treat qts (well, don't pee on them, that's disgusting)

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>page 9

bawed motollla

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When did Yea Forums ended up being 50% about >white/black
Why does everything about sport has to be about race on Yea Forums?

That just /pol/ leaking.

Yea Forums is a pol board.

When the rest of the world you live in became a race-baiting chamber with no corners.

Life is a matter of black and white fra

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>L'Equipe confirms Qatar Sport Investment into AS Roma
l-lads?

It seems nobody has much hope for Rugani becoming WC. Why? what happened to him

Young players don't develop in juve unless they're already at first team level.

Kino

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And the Dutch equivalent

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This is way better. I wish Italian newspapers would stop with these lame as fuck puns

>the very first Jj logo
Buy it, scan it, upload here.

Gündogan to Inter rumoured

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had a dream lads about the score in the first half. gonna make some live bet i think

HAPPENING. I wish same thing happen to Napoli too.

big if true

Confirm the interest of QSI into AS Roma*
I forgot a pretty important word.

Now they can have TWO injury prone CMs.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>finish 4th in the league
>still get excluded for European competitions

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youtube.com/watch?v=UL_BahtBLS8
What did they mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=UGt_ZjRhzic

Wtf, we're eastern European now?

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they're getting way too uppity
dry rape incoming

nah, he'd have to accept a pretty huge paycut

i thought montella would coach roma

>paycut
na. all those extra epl bux are for making players live in england. adjusted wage is the same.

dont like any of these turk memes linked

They're looking for a name that can be shilled in one way or the other.
>Conte and mourinho speak for themselves (not that Pallotta can actually afford either)
>Sarri has muh nabule
>with Giampaolo you can talk about how good his actually mediocre run with Samp is
>Gasperini has his amazing Atalanta that he won't be able to recreat everywhere else
And so on. Everyone knows Montella here and his last experiences weren't exactly successful so nobody even considered him

I think people are overhyping ajax a bit but juve is complete shambles. Might be a fun match tbqh

no worries, Berlusconi is going to pay off the entire deb- oh wait

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>page 6

>Ajax fans set off fireworks outside Juventus hotel

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>get back from work
>Areoplanino is back
I'm all smiles lads

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>the virgin Wöber vs the chad Rugani

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FUCK Uefa. Fuck them and their communist FFP bullshit.
I cannot wait until all the big clubs make a super league and fuck this crooked organization in the ass.

Gotta love how they say nothing to PSG.
They're probably scared the Arab owner will bomb them.

>Distant ambient slamming.mp3

digits confirm

based

>I cannot wait until all the big clubs make a super league and fuck this crooked organization in the ass.
You know Milan wouldn't be a part of the super league, right?

13% = 50?

actual picture of Milan's financial situation

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>I cannot wait until all the big clubs make a super league
you know something like that is gonna have even stricter rules right?

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BItch, Milan would be one of the founders.
7 CL's, read it and weep loser.

Not necessarily no.
In fact the whole point of a Super League organized by a non-UEFA entity would be so clubs wouldn't have to deal with UEFA's communist bullshit.

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Milan actually knew this was coming
football-italia.net/136831/milan-not-surprised-ffp-probe

Still, FFP is cancer and has been since day one.

>milan knew about their debt
woah

so wqhy juve barca real and all the clubs with FAT revenue should give up their priviledge to go and play against some arabs with infinite money

i feel like its gonna be very nbaesque and the sooner you get good finance the better

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looks nice!

How is this supposed to be pronounced? Exactly like in french or what?

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I like to mark my Italian accent when speaking other languages, so for me it's ciarm

t's now 10 years since Stephan El Shaarawy made his Serie A debut, almost immediately becoming the fresh-faced hope of Italian football.

His career journey has taken him many places since then - in the fourth installment of our Big Interview series, the man himself discusses what he's learned...

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they have no debt retard, having passive balances is a different thing. And yes everyone knew this was going to happen.

>Milan would be one of the founders
>hasn't qualified for CL in centuries
>shit squad
>will keep getting buttfucked by FFP and UEFA for the next thousand years
>would be one of the founders
lmao

What did Handanovic mean by this?

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he has the same posture and expression as anytime there's a freekick on the near post.

no way his left hand is this thin

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yeah but then, who is holding the phone?

>Jj customers getting arrested

why are Dutches so based in internet but so aggressive irl (remember Feyenoord fans in Rome too)

The ones in Yea Forums don't go outside.

juventus looks pretty solid apart from the nigger killer and rugani

Nothing about that defense looks solid user

>Alex Sandro
why chose him over Spinazzola, especially after his shameful display against Milan?

Rude, I'm outside on the roof of our house right now to watch the game

A buddy cop movie starring Barzagli as a grizzled veteran a week from retirement trying to train and prepare Rugani for the CL final.

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He's much more physical

Another Monchi masterclass?

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Ajax always makes the best videos honestly.
youtube.com/watch?v=wszDsKLpM6M
Juve need to not give the kids life or it could get very ugly

He has a 30m release clause so yes

Kek, was he hacked?

because Maxs first instinct is how can i hide the fact that I could never cut it on the field... then he thinks " i will constantly employ masterclass tactics until it occasionally works out for me and people put all of our success as credit to me and not the players.

this was a coach who put pirlo on the flank and then the bench because he thought pirlo was done.

reminder that pirlo only played one season when max came over before walking away, he never looked happy, it was a constant dick measuring contest between the two...

but pirlo was the tom brady of the league, even when he would walk around, Max knew he had to tolerate it.

youtube.com/watch?v=hcffph88lKg
The chad Rugani here to carry the backline no worries guys

I also think there is a conspiracy level in which Elkann and Agnelli who are bildeberger members and big fucking members at that...

they have chose to make Juve an international team in order to help promote the whole globalism philosophy that is pushed via Kudenhove/calergi roll out plans.

Juve over past few years is like the Captain planet of soccer with various different nationalities on the pitch.

They also want to be as big as united so if you have a top player from say poland like the keeper, then your apt to have more polish people buying his kit and cheering them on in the CL.

>icardi hiring argentinian thug hackers to sabotage the new capitano so that king cuck gets the armband back

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this pic makes no sense, why is he fulli clothed with just hid dick anging out? Why is the girl acting like she is being fucked while he's not even touching here? why doesit look like she's falling and holding on to his his dick to not go down? Why does he take a selfie like a mid who just met his football idol?

Rugani will score from a set piece today and I cannot wait

sandro is defensively better than spinazzola

>Gives up another PK

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is this dick considered big by women?

how fucked am i lads
this is my rent money

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Rugani has your money safe

Easy win.

F

You really don't get it. Allegro knows he trained his team to 1-0 Frosinone at home, and that the squad won't probably handle a bunch of hyped youngsters away. He wants to lose on purpose to get that desperation spirit that animated JJ at home vs Atlético and Real last year

What did you bet? I can't never read these things

He's a big guy

juve to win

seek help
get out of your addiction

>Allegri laughing and joking in the tunnel
What is this? He's gone mad he has unleashed Rugani only he knows what is coming

>betting on italian football

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>l'anima del padre eterno cruijff
Adani already memeing it up

it was not like he purposely fouled in the penalty box
he received a shot to his hand
something that he couldn't control

someone has to stop this madman

unironically invest that money on a shrink. Compulsively betting that much money can only ruin you

>er rugANO

>montella is back!

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ah yes, losing the ball for absolutely no reason in fron of the defence, also known as "the Bentancour special"

occasional reminder that ziyech almost joined rioma but monchi chose pastore

what the fuck is cancelo doing?

what the fuck was he thinking?

This Ajax team would easily be Top 3 in Serie A

zoomers looking good desu

fuuuucccckkkk

they are literally Atalanta, they'd be just like Atalanta fighting for CL spots

Hateboer >>>>> Veltman

I'm a burger imposter. Do people in florence get excited about the juve games in champions league or do they still hate them when they play in europe?

Mostly hate

how was that not a foul?

Nigger ref i

Nigger ref gave in to the pressure from the netherland faggots

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cancelo is horrible

that whole side is looking weak

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Manlet keepers, not even once

What team should I bandwagon in /yourleague/?

LITERALLY all JUVE HAS TO DO IS DEFEND AND HOOF THE BALL TO RONALDO WTF..............NOT FAIFR BROS...

>Ajax? Never heard of them

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>bandwagon
Juve. Everything else is suffering

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Nice beta-ncur cut

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Fantastic first half for the CHAD

Bentancur seems alright going forward, but he's a disaster in his own half

>Dutch defending
Yikes!

He had one play when he got turned in the box, but other then that he's been immense. Doing a good job of covering Bonucci

Dubs and Ajax get a cheeky 2-1 win tonight

>negro goalkeeping

>Juve player fouls Neres
>Ref waits
>Tagliafico makes a foul
>Yeah I should’ve stopped the game for a foul initially so here you have it
>Oh but Tagliafico here you have a yellow card

I literally don’t understand this.

You can literally red card players after you stopped the game.

He gave advantage to Ajax but couldn't ignore murderball behind him

Ref has fucked up multiple times for both teams so far

Ref shouldn't have given advantage but Nico should have been wiser there.

will literally never understand this fixation for bentacur. this kid is ass.

put khedira ffs

Ajax will win this match 2-1 FUCK JEWENTUZZ

i really hope juve or napoli will win the cup this year, im fucking tired to see others nations on top of us, it's almost ten years that an italian team dosen't win one of the two european cups

any webm for the goal?

Cringe

Fuck the nation, Juventus won't win

Khedira’s knees could shatter at any moment

literally no one rates white felipe melo desu

I was excited pre season for him, but he's just a fraud. Sturaro might be more useful

BASED

Imagine rating Cancelo over De Sciglio

WHAT THE FUCK

Reminder de scoglio wouldn't have fucked that up

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

JUVE JUVE VAFFANCULO

cancelo is horrible

Cancelo really cannot defend for his life

>Open the match
>Ajax draws
Huh, guess I should turn this off

Imagine being a fullback like Cancelo, but having a winger called Johhny Square on your team who's a better fullback

cancelo is gone
his mind is not on the pitch

De Sciglio wouldn't have made that assist but he wouldn't have lost that ball, so it's like being 0-0

It's an away goal tho so it's slightly better than 0-0

FUCK THIS RETARDED REF

UEFA refs are universally shit

Kuipers is based

>implying a simple hand on the shoulder is a penalty
Didn't even grab him

ERA
also tagliafico should have been red carded

lmao calm down customer

>Bonucci captain
Hope we lose, should've been Rugani

ahem

Cancelo è un coglipne

>Matuidi OUT
>Dybala IN
Is Allegri, dare I say it, trying to win?

douglas costa is useless
should have subbed in dybala instead

He only did it because he had to

Rugani has been trying to make scz fuck up all match long

costa knows only run fast
zero end products
literal ngubu

He could put Khedira, and you know how much he loves Khedira

He's not an ngubu, though. He's brazilian. Ngubus need to be literal africans.

Indonesia on point today

Maybe Khedira cheated on him like sturaro must have

Costa is a fun ngubinho tho

Ajax might regret all this choking

Ajax is based. This was a good match. I hope Ajax will not regret this choking during the 2nd leg.

Juve was unlucky with Costa but Ajax played better.
Idk how to feel about the second match

>the absolute state of allegros ability to build a midfield

>"oh no chiellini and can are dead! How will we manage to keep ajax under 5 goals now?"
Hope you're ashamed of yourself tbqh

Congratulations for the 1-1 win

shame how underutilized costa is. also terrible non call on the benuldy.

Juve is automatically qualified. Home game, no "Ramos", only one goal.

Juve probably should have won with a penalty and two away goals with a red. Plus ajax will lose tagliafico on yellows. I feel like they will pass.

Based retard

fuck lads

First time with a fever for years. Feel like my eyes are melting from the heat.

Pjanic really needs to show up next game

0-3 a tavolino and ajax being banned from every European competition for 25 years

Lmao

Take some ibuprofen and go to sleep

I still think that Jjuve can get cucked
they beat patetico because that team literally couldn't pass the ball

ngubinho then

>plays like shit
DAI VA BENE

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this
and smoke some weed, drink some broth, have a wank and sleep tight m8

Here, have some Dutch milf qt-ness

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This Ajax is unironically better than both City and Barça for how they play, if we pass this we're good

Too bad Slovak commited suicide before he could see Juventus #ComeBack.

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>betting on Italian teams

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All I have is water.

Do the needful sirs and provide with sauce plox

looks like she fucks black guys

Eat a whole garlic like an apple, have a shot of rakija and a glass of water, when you wake up you'll be better than ever.

>sleep
>wake up for a minute
>do something good
>sleep again

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Jennifer Hoffman, she's 38

EDF to Ajax confirmed

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>People here still didn't get Allegri's masterplan
>Draw 1-1 today
>So in the 2nd leg they can pass with a 0-0

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>"why can't nzonzi run as much as de jong????"

allegri is the most overrated coach ever
i hate being a juve fan
inb4 muh scudetti

APOLOGIZE

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Why not win 0-1, it would be even fewer goals on average

he and bentancur were surprisingly good tonight...

this, bring Ancelotti back in

I have a secret to tell you, but don't tell the rest of the board.
Juventus with Chiellini averages 0.58 goals conceded a game,
Without Chiellini it averages 0.9 goals a game. Conceding today was literally inevitable.

how will brapoli do tomorro?

i want to lick honey off that back

3-3.

unless they wake up they'll get dabbed on

Plastic snoreball shit is over.

Napoli - Arsenal tomorrow!

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last two digits is the final score

based

Last two digits will be the ARS - NAP scoreline.

>page 9
also
talksport.com/football/512086/champions-league-2019-winners-predicted-super-computer-talksport-barcelona-juventus/

Bumperino

>posting from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse

Been getting this for a month now and phoneposting is a nuisance. So long /seriea/, we had a good run.

Milan Coach Gennaro Gattuso is reportedly planning to give centre-back Mattia Caldara his first Serie A start of the season against Lazio.

After their defeat to Juventus, which was their third in their last four games, Milan are preparing for the big clash with top-four rivals Lazio.

Goal.com reports Gattuso is ready to ring in the changes ahead of Saturday’s match, among them the former Atalanta stopper replacing Mateo Musacchio at the heart of the Rossoneri defence.

The 24-year-old has been struck down with an Achilles injury this season and has made just one fill appearance this term against Dudelange in the Europa League, but he returned to training a month ago.

Gattuso is also hoping Gianluigi Donnarumma and Andrea Conti recover from their injuries in time for the weekend.

>"we need a replacement for dzeko"
>"what about a 28 yo manlet that has scored 17 goals in Argentina since 2017 when his knees exploded?"
>"sure go ahead. Sounds like a perfect fit"

Godspeed you wonderful bastard, there goes the beat slagposter of the board

See you tomorrow user

>we need a replacement for Icardi
>let's get a 33 years old mad slav that peaked at Roma in 2016 and destroys every locker room he walks in
I wish Inter stopped poaching failed teams that haven't won anything in forever

every single market rumour about inter is fried air until we actually know who's the manager next year

>implying we don't already

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Inter at least has Lautaro. Does Roma really want to go into next season with Benedetto and Schick? They have a combined tally of nine goals this season

>he doesn't rate bentancur

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>tfw Formula E
ah yes, a stadium with no additional infrastructure would be perfect in here

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>"we all watched Ajax last night. I told him (Kluivert) Did we buy your brother? because if you started there..."
KLUIVERT BTFO

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Partitona Arsenal-Napoli la vera gempions è oggi amici

Rugani unironically had a good game last night

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I would unironically play Chiellini-Rugani on 2nd leg, I was also seething when I saw Bonucci becoming the captain

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clip it

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*starts Mandzukic again*

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This I can't understand. I'm an Allegri defender and think of him as one of the best managers around, yet why the fuck he's obsessed with making that croat always play?

lmaoing at napoletani getting assblasted over Ilaria D'Amico just because she said Ajax fans' behaviour the night before the match was similar to Napoli's.
They're about to get dabbed on by Arselel and they're too busy being outraged at Buffon's cumdumpster

The serious answer is that he probably gives him tasks that the other offensive players wouldn't be willing to do, for examples against Atletico he was basically keeping both CBs busy by occupying the box.
Yesterday I really couldn't tell what obscure work he was doing

Probably trying to get the Ajax players carded and miss the 2nd leg

twitter.com/elbucaniere/status/1116204749148307457
>Bonucci's blatant envy

youtu.be/J294A-R1Cjk?t=45 (Timestamp is 0:45 if the link doesn't work)

Play this at the same time

I had a crazy fever hallucination last night.

Like I was awake but there was like a chinese spirit talking about how they had taken over humanity.

That is not a dream gweilo.

twitter.com/BolognaFC1909en/status/1116324916813602822

>Gianluca Rocchi will be the referee of Milan-Lazio
Boy, Agnelli sure doesn't want Milan to go back to Champions League. He sure is threatened.

next lazio signing

kean's father is calling bologna right now

>Milan
>666
The devil strikes again your claim is false though since Lazio is the most refballed team of serie A

Guess who was at VAR during this game

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it took Sky 30 minutes to find that angle tbf

>"REEEEE Fabbri is inadequate to referee big calibre games, give us another ref"
>"Alright, there's Rocchi"
>"REEEEEEE we want another one"

can you lot ever stop bitching?

Gianluca Rocchi was at VAR during this game

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>le bully the fullback on the far post man
I'm not anti allegro either and sure dzu has his meme uses but playing him over kean,dybalel or costa is criminal when he's in this form
>muh tictocs
>literally a farmers league

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i never knew jj ever had red and black stripe uniform

B A S E D

Love it when Dutch player become popular abroad

>Lazio is the most refballed team of serie A
They sure weren't vs Sassuolo when they got a bullshit penalty.

BTFO

No we will not stop until Calciopoli 2.0 happens and stops this bullshit corrupt club.

Why would you want to stop Milan with another Calciopoli?

>BTFO
>implying if it was the other way around you wouldn't cry like a bitch and claim they were hiding the replays

t. delusional gobbo
The only one who would be stopped would be your shit filthy corrupt club.
But Calciopoli 2.0 would have to be much bigger and stomp out the even bigger problem that is FIGC.
Honestly all the clubs should tell FIGC and Juve to fuck off and start another Federation like in that one season in the 1920s.

And he didn't get to see that image because as i said, it took Sky 30 minutes to find it

What about setting up a Calciopoli 3.0 to stop Napoli and then Calciopoli 4.0 to keep Inter from teabegging all over your sorry asses lmao

We've been through that non-incident millions of times.
Not even Cutrone knew he struck it with his arm and nobody saw it until after the match iirc.

It's hilarious to me that you think this is even a comparison to Juve blatantly refballing other teams out of penalties and countless fouls over the course of one match to the point where Mandzubitch gets away with kicking Romagnoli while he's on the ground and it gets classified as a "non-violent kick"(lmao) by Juve fanboy no.1 Niccola Rizzoli.

>Setting up
>Calciopoli
top fucking what a delusional cancer you are

>Not even Cutrone knew he struck it with his arm
Suuuuuuuuuuure "i-it was the adrenaline I-I didn't know"

Surrender the CL you shouldn't have played in 2007 back to Uefa, go on your will in Serie B, spend a year there, and then maybe we'll let you play CL again.
Until then, rot in mediocrity. I hope Juventus deliberately loses against every team left in A fighting for your spot, including Inter.

It's practically impossible to intentionally strike the ball that way.
It wasn't a deliberate attempt, he was aiming for a header.

Oh not only we deserved to play in 2006/07 but we shouldn't have been punished either since FIGC found absolute jackshit.

Who the fuck do you think you're fooling here asswipe?
If Berlusconi wanted to cheat he would make Juve look like utter amateurs, it would be so bad they would rename the Serie A the Milan league or the Berlusconi league.

LMAO he fucking resorted to volleyball moves to knock it in

>it wasn't d-deliberate, I swear on me depleted uranium house roof

I figured it out lads, it's actually Berlusconi posting via an Albanian VPN

>Lazio is the most refballed team of serie A

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Volleyball my ass.
He hit it with the sides of his elbow.

How long will Juve's dominance be lads? It has to end someday, um?

>It wasn't a deliberate attempt
>He hit it with the sides of his elbow.
So just like... Sandro?

True GOAT

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It comes and goes user, I have had the same issue before

unironically it will end when qatar buys roma and turns them to psg #2

they get one more season and then

He is a club legend for Juve, but to everyone else he's like no bigger than the likes of Miccoli or Gilardino. A good player, no more no less.

I was talking about her tits but ok

until Calciopoli 2.0 happens, any minute now

>Miccoli or Gilardino
comparing shit with chocolate: Gilardino scored 188 goals in Serie A and is the 9th best scorer in Serie A history

This but hopefully at a better club

Messi to Inter and Neymar to Milan la'

imagine the butthurt of Lazio fans, all 5 of them

rumors say that quatar is interested in Fiorentina

just believe it user. Palermo too

Skriniar is going to extend until 2023
gianlucadimarzio.com/it/inter-tutto-fatto-per-il-rinnovo-di-skriniar-i-dettagli

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pscp.tv/w/1MnxnvRdMlNxO

Totti & co is playing against the Formula E drivers

based chinamoney

italians of /seriea/, why isn't Milan-Juve as big as Juve-Inter?

I think the press started hyping this match up during a time when Milan wasn't doing as well so they were effectively the two biggest clubs in italy (we talking pre-CL era)

>chiellini back next game
>can back next game
>ronaldo will be healed even more from injury
>no tagliafico
>home game
>away goal advantage
who the fuck can stop >us

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Is the fantasy page retarded for everyone or just me?

Can't change players, formation, transfers, etc.

>no Milik
Is Carletto fucking retarded?

>L.T. Di Pascua
literally who

he might be saving milik if he chooses to switch to a front three later in the game with insingle and mertens on his flanks to be more attacking
Lucas Torreira

Name of the slut pls

>"come on pavel you can do it, don't look at her tits, the cameras are watching you"

I would lick her tits if you catch my drift

Mamma mia

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based bucatino nedved trying his best to resist. Tho it's highly likely that he doesn't even realise what goes on around him most of the time

>government literally going to Doha last week to close some business with Qatar
>everything is fine
>rumor about a Qatar wanting to buy an italian team comes out
>"but what about all the human rights violations?!"
I wonder who could be behind this

Redpill me on this guy

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napoli arsenal gamethread

thanks for opening the decoy thread for the tourists britbro

>Be Monchi
>Club is mismanaged by Pallotta and stadium project has no future
>Come up with a plan to go out in a blaze of glory by playing fm irl and selling every important player to buy prospects
>Obviously doesn't work and Roma tanks
>Their sponsor decides to expand™ and decides to save these poor souls by sending in the oil money
I guess he actually was a genius after all

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state of nabule defense fras

It depresses me a bit to see Arsenal be very superior to the second best Italian team of the last half a decade

JUST

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>Marchegiani: "seems like after the first few minutes Napoli has managed to stop Arsenal's assault"
>30 seconds later they score
imagine the insults

arsenal get rekt away in europe whole season. they need a 3-0 atleast

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>napule

Arsenal loves to rape shitty italian teams

>nabule

Is Napoli seriously attacking with 2 forwards that are both shorter than 1.70?

if that were a sensible idea, we would have used Messi/Aguero or Messi/Tevez in the last decade, but you need at least 1 forward who isnt a manlet.

>sarri ball is over
>carletto ball begins
this kills the nabulel fras

>koulibalol

>le dribbly drobbly terroni

>le dribbly drobbly scugnizz

I have no idea why Ancelotti didn't field Milik
Ramsey is already a Juve player, isn't he

Ancelotti is yet again exposed as the fraud he always was

Ramsey scored against Milan on the 8th of March last year, assisted against them on the 15th and now scored against Napoli.

Getting his practice in early

he looks like the next Vinicius

based and redpilled

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Insigne sucks.

it's really true that a pig cannot coach

I love Napoli, but I hope that this evening loses so De Laurentis will start seething and Ancelotti will go away. And I hope that De Laurentis will sell the club someday, because his loser and moneygrabber mentality should end.

Sarri during its first season in Naples performed better than Ancelotti. This is saying everything.

it's like people haven't realized that they have 3x the revenue of serie a.

Insigne is literally playing against Napoli

IIRC Ancelotti is currently Benitez-tier, not that great. I think that without a great team behind he isn't that good, don't remember any great display by Napoli this season (maybe the first matches against PSG and Liverpool but that's all). We'll see if ADL will buy him the players he wants this summer but I have a feel Napoli will starting decline together with Roma, with the comeback of Inter and Milan as Jj contender, like it was used to be.

Milan Inter and Juve is the natural order in Italy, Roma Lazio and Napoli being better just highlights the decline of Italian football in general

meret should just walk out at this point.

ooooooooh no no no no nono

I don't think they were extremely superior. Wait for the second match.

The absolute state of Sarri-

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(You)

Benitez at least won 2 cups. Did shit in Serie A, but at least Benitez did win something.
Ancelotti is washed up. He started with Insigne and Mertens and didn't put Milik from the start for some strange motive.

Sarri knew that the team isn't capable to sustain 3 competitions and that's why he focused all his efforts in being a pain in the ass for Juve. Sarri was also unlucky because a player like Milik was out for 2 seasons in a row due of injury.

But whatever, De Laurentis cares only for muh CL spot and the cup getting money out of CL groups pretty much. Moneygrabber mentality while doing nothing to improve the team.

Nah.

It's the same as every other Napoli big match: start horribly, then choke at 2T.
Hope Napoli will feed us with the comeback memes like Jj did

...

Who could it be?

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baggio

Don't tell me they rate cutrone

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A certain footballer Milan refused because he was too small, perhaps?

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>Why yes, I don't rate Cutrone, how did you know?

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rodrigo taddei

>Milan Inter and Juve is the natural order in Italy
It used to be like this for two of these three teams until years and years of overspending without sensible planning slowly caught up with them.

Messi?

sleep tight, /SerieA/

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the smartest is motta

why is white hair a thing now, usually associate it with grannies

>stealing my gimmick
Sleep tight /seriea/

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*ahem*

Pallotta out

>Nabule
was there ever a more cucked city on the planet?

Livig rent free in your head faggot

>WEWE CHIST STRUNZ INSULTO A NABULE NA BACHECA RI PIZZAIUOL EGGIZIANI MANNAGG O BUCCHIN E MAMMT AGG A DEFENDERE A CITTA

SFACCIME DICIGLIO CHE NAPULI É BEEELLAAA. O'SOLE, O'MAR, A'PIZZA... TUTTE BRAVE PERSONE

>sperging so much
Proving my point

miccoli had a 1 in 10000 talent. Shits on insigne and was on par with cassano

>le epic fat cosa nostra guy

Imagine being this delusional

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calcioefinanza.it/2019/04/12/atalanta-inizio-lavori-nuovo-stadio/

Matchday 38 is against Sassuolo as well

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Zoom zoom

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He's also a club legend for lazio since they're used to their legends to actually play in better teams for more time.

>Costa injured again

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Perrin IN
Nicolussi IN
Cuadrado IN
Kean IN

Tsu OUT

Coccolo IN

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>Arsenal customer calling Koulibaly nigger

Honestly, despite of his color I've never seen a face so similar to a monkey.

For me, it's Atletico's Partey

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Why dont Napoli play Milik every time? He adds another dimension in attack. I also think out of form Ghoulam is better than Mario Rui.

I'd add Kessie too

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Ask Ancelotti and his retard formation. I think Mario Rui is the weakest player in Napoli's recent European history. A sub against lower Serie A teams but, again, it's Ancelotti being autistic

Pound-for-pound, is there a single midfielder that Kessie couldn't KO?
Aside from SMS, Matuidi and De Rossi.

Can would heem him tbf

>only 33% of English players in EPL
The absolute state.

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Fabio Simplicio

need to take into account that England is only a section of a larger country, it would be interesting to see what the statistics would be like if you took into account N. Irish and Scottish Players.

Fantacalcio's site is still considering the matchday not over for me

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Friday has NO GAMES

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Yeah, my bad. I have a date tonight so I called the league offices up and asked them to keep today free of games

what am I looking at?

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God I need a massage

Matuidi is not even big, de Rossi is also 100 y o he would get raped

>"we deserved to win against Sassuolo"
>non existent penalty
>managed to score the equaliser at the last minute

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Nabule will win the Europa Eagle.

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They will go out without scoring a single goal against Arsenal.

What's his problem?

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>Even Rugani gets rested
Top wew

The ultimate boomer striker turns 40 years old

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>Kastanos
>Coccolo
>Gozzi
>Mavididi
Allegri is going to out tic-toc himself

Going to take of his mask and will reveal he was Thiago Motta all along

Probably wants to lose so they don't celebrate the scudetto

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one thorgan hazard and hakim ziyech pls

le goblin face

yeah but Scotland and N. Ireland have their own leagues, so it would be retarded to count scottish and irish as "natives".

his body literally can't handle his own speed.


never heard of him but he must have one hell of an agent. apparently he hasn't played since 2017 because he wanted higher salaries and Flamengo didn't agree. He paid R$1.000.000 to rescind his contract and signed with juventus almost immediately after.

Why would they go to a mid table team like Roma?

>one hell of an agent

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Can't wait for his first start.

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Can't wait to see him do his doppio passo and shoot it out of the stadium again

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It's time for her to start making babies.

Lazy eye

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Albanian, where are you?

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remember when serie a was fun?
no of course you dont, zoomer.

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>tfw he might actually win the first trophy in his career

who dis

>he doesn't know the future midfielder goat Hans Nicolussi Caviglia

same here desu

4th in line to the throne of savoy

I still remember his three minutes debut with Perugia against Juventus, those were truly the days

>He signed for Italian Serie A team Perugia in 2003, employing Diego Maradona as his technical consultant and Canadian sprinter Ben Johnson as his personal trainer. He made only one substitute appearance before failing a drug test. An article in la Repubblica said that "Even at twice his current speed he would still be twice as slow"

>not playing
Pinsoglio
De Sciglio--Cocco--Gozzi--Spinazzola
Kastanos--Khedira--Nicolussi Caviglia
Cuadrado--Kean--Mavididi

;_;

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OOOOOOH FIOOOCREEEETINAAAAAAAAAA

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>tfw kiss on the cheek and a long hug
I really wanted to make out with her lads

drive to her parents house and snog her dad instead

>long hug

next time go for the lips user

Should've done it J.D style, maximum confidence

youtube.com/watch?v=U9d01-XH1ts

One last bump before going to sleep

>"Even at twice his current speed he would still be twice as slow"

my sides. what a kook he was.

FANTACALCIO STILL DOWN

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>can't buy lasagna
my plans to carry Roma to CL are being thwarted

Some Questions:

WIll Barzagli become a good coach?

Now that Atalanta-coach Gasperini has confirmed he's staying, what will happen to the squad?

What is Allegri thinking with this line-up?

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>Nainggolan was asked if he was irritated by those claiming Roma got the better of that transfer: “It’s not a problem for me, because everyone has his career path. I played for 10 years at a high level, nine of them very good and this season just ok.

>“Zaniolo has played 20 Serie A games, 18 of them good… It’s only normal that they speak highly of young players, as nowadays they are given everything on a silver platter, whereas before you had to work a lot harder, even just to get into Serie B. I am happy for him and wish him all the best, as I am not envious of anybody. I just think about my own career and that’s it. It’s easy to have one good season, we’ll see in 10 years…”

>24m that went straight to PSG for Pastore
>a dead full back that played two decent matches and everyone kept saying he was okay despite fucking up every other match
>a kid whose price was pumped up to 4.5m which means that Roma could have straight up bought him
>a destroyed locker room since one of the leaders left
The only actual good thing Roma got from the trade was a huge plusvalenza, which Inter also got from Santon and Zaniolo, who might be the next GOAT but it could have been an easy as fuck deal without giving anything up since Spalletti and Ausilio didn't rate him

>Cancelo as far away from Perin as possible
>Replaced by Johnny Square
>De Sciglio as CB
>Barzagli starting
>I don't even know Kastanos

Fuck it, I'm going back to sleep

>What is Allegri thinking with this line-up?
he wants to celebrate scudetto at their own stadium

He did it, the absolute madman

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Always rated Gozzi

Dubs and they still win.

based as fug ninja.

>implying he isn't going to throw this game and the one against Fiorentina on purpose to celebrate at San Siro in front of Inter fans

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Wtf, where's /ourguy/ Hans?

I feel robbed

>tfw still no fantacalcio available

>Barzagli
This dude can barely walk, is he gonna get pushed around on a wheelchair?

smart players can play 4dchess and position themselves to avoid sprint competitions

Based boomer.

>cypriot legend starting
based but this team obviously needs some hans