/mlb/

personally my favorite is the bloop single... an anomaly that depends moreso on random conditions to fall for a hit... truly an old school hit

The Central broship has deep roots... but the based Cubbies are the taproot

Based houspie in an utter seeth

Real fans bring anime to the ballpark.

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He really is going bananas.
Red Sox, Mariners, Nats and Mets all in the same thread. And, if I must say, some pretty epic reaction gifs.
What a treat it is to watch that little homo twitch.

Hey give me a minute to tally up the central broship record for the day. Hopefully we reaped another #blessed day

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Anime thread best thread!

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Cubs run the Broship, you are not allowed to do anything without the Cubs approval.

um.. lol... sorry but that's not for you to say :D

Sir... may I requst that you allow the based Roylies to one one game this month? Oh!... a man can dream!

if they won't learn, you have to teach them. the cubs will officially not post in any thread named general from now until the end of time. how long do you think they can handle things without us?

Cubbie to the genny!

allowed... don't let that fool ruin it. We have an equal rotation of power, this is for the best as we love all our #blessed brothers no matter who they be

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Thank you. I hope one day to return the favor. #blessed Centralbros through thick & thin

what the fuck is houspie going on about and why is he spamming about cubes?

I wouldn't stoop to his level with this behind-the-back analysis thing he does.
It's more fun to watch him buck and swirl in the unofficial thread as he realizes he's about to hold yet another L.
When Autistro loses, we all win.

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hmmm

Every thread until we all learn what we're up against.
Hold the line, brothers.

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it's just comical at this point he's bringing out his entire harddrive someone should screenshot this glorious sight

Mmmmm crack of the bat....fresh grass...barbs sweet tato pie... dont get much better than this bros...

He's getting worse, and the entertainment value of thread wars is only going up as he holds the L more and more often.
I wonder if he's grinding his teeth. Oh! This is true pleasure...

/mlb/ make ya seeth?

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lel you're right. just took a look at his thread it's the funniest spergout to date

it's pathetic lol. at least he got rid of the "-" separating every space character

I lost my smug animes when swapping computers. But imagine the smuggest raven haired glasses mommy "fufufu"ing at Houspie

>Current standings of the /mlb/a/ draft.
Remember to post a screenshot, the characters name and what series they’re from when drafting.
The character cap is 18, once you reach that, you are not allowed to pick any more and have to release or trade one of your characters. However, the first 10 characters on a team’s roster are locked for the season and cannot be moved.

Mariners: (16)
Allenby Beardsley – G Gundam
Nico Yazawa – Love Live!
Rize Taneda - gochuumon wa usagi desu ka
Rinko Iori – Gundam Build Fighters
Yuki Takeya – Gakkou Gurashi
Zaku Mariner – Zeta Gundam
Tsuyu ‘Froppy’ Asui Boku no Hero Academia
Rei Ayanami – Neon Gensis Evangelion
Haruhi Suzumiya – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Hisone Amakasu - Dragon Pilot: Hisone and Masotan
Sailor Neptune – Sailor Moon
Mikuru Natsuki – Aikatsu!
Hotori Arashiyama - Soredemo Machi wa Mawatteiru
Satoru Furuya- Diamond no Ace
Kojiro Suzuki- Major
Rikka Takarada - ssss gridman

Phillies: (16)
Dakki - Hakyuu Houshin Engi
Salamandinay - Cross Ange
Matsuno Jyushimatsu - Osomatsu-san
Suzukawa Koume - Taishou Yakyuu Musume
Rias Gremory - High School DxD
Frolaytia Capistrano - Heavy Object
Ika Musume - Shinryaku! Ika Musume
Shirai Kuroko - To Aru Majutsu no Index
Mine Fujiko - Lupin III
Kazanari Tsubasa - Senki Zesshou Symphogear
Pitohui - Sword Art Online Alternative: GGO
Hanabatake Yoshie - Aho Girl
Kaminashi Nozomi - Keijo!!!!!!!!
Katalina - Granblue Fantasy
Mordred - Fate Apocrypha
Harime Nui - Kill la Kill

Cubs: (16)
Lala – Monster Musume
Viridi - Kid icarus
Inaba Himeko - Kokoro Connect
Zombina - Monster Musume
Konata Izumi - Lucky Stars
Aisha Clanclan - Outlaw Star
Pyra - Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Gwendolyn "Gwen" Poole – Gwenpool
Uzaki Hana - Uzaki-Chan Wa Asobitai!
Homura – Senran Kagura
Isuzu Sento – Amagi Brilliant Park
Yowane Haku – VOC@LOID
Kagura – Azumanga Daioh
Lunamaria Hawke - Gundam SEED Destiny.
Mukuro Ikusaba – Danganronpa
Azusa Nakano - K-ON!

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Mets (15)
Chiro – Touhou
Noriko Takaya – Gunbuster
Sachiko Koshimizu - iDOLM@STER
Haruka Amami - iDOLM@STER
Himeko Tachibana – K-ON!
Mayuri Shiina - Steins;Gate
Shiki Eiki – Touhou
Levi Ackerman - Attack on Titan
Jet Black - Cowboy Bebop
Hanayo Koizumi – Love Live!
Maki Nishkino - Love Live!
Rance – Rance
Tsubasa Kira - Love Live!
Mugen - Samurai Champloo
Rin Hoshizora - Love Live!

White Sox: (17)
Poplar Taneshima – Working!!!
Taiga Aisaka - Toradora
Kongou – Kantai Collection
Tanya Degurechaf - Youjo Senki
Rin Tohsaka- Fate/ Stay Night
Yamato- Kantai Collection
Chaika- Hitsugi no Chaika
Joan of Arc- Fate/Apocrypha
Takao - Arpeggio of Blue Steel
Megumin - Konosuba
Enoshima Junko- Danganronpa
Jibril- No Game No Life
Tsubasa Hanekawa – Bakemonogatari
Yukino Miyazawa - Kareshi Kanojo no Jijou.
Kylie - Kouya no Kotobuki Hikoutai
Saber - fate stay night
nadeshiko kagamihara - yuru camp

Blue Jays: (13)
Takashi Kamiyama - Cromartie High School
Shinichi Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Shinjiro Hayashida - Cromartie High School
Takeshi Hokuto - Cromartie High School
Akira Maeda - Cromartie High School
Megumi Hayashibara (Maedas Mother) - Cromartie High School
Beta Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Yutaka Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Masked Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Kiichi Fujimoto - Cromartie High School
Freddy - Cromartie High School
Gorilla - Cromartie High School
Horse - Cromartie High School

Meifong Sakura – Valkyrie Drive
Atsuko ‘Akko’ Kagari – Little Witch Academia
Suu – Monster Musume
Yotsuba Koiwai - Yotsuba&!
Yui Funami - Yuru Yuri
Nico Robin - One Piece
Motoko Kusanagi – Ghost in the Shell
Iori Minase - Idolm@ster
Kyou Fujibayashi - Clannad
Miku Nakano - 5-toubun no Hanayome
Tatami – The galaxy akashi

Dodgers: (13)
Miki Sayaka – Madoka Magica
Akemi Homura – Madoka Magica
Momiji Inubashiri – Touhou
Satania - Gabriel Dropout
Arcueid Brunsted – Tsukihime
Hina Kagiyama – Touhou

You Watanabe - Love Live
Nozomi Tojo – Love Live
Anemone - Eureka Seven.
Toshinou Kyouko - Yuru Yuri
Kumiko Oumae - Hibike Euphonium
Shinka Nibutani - Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!
Rosa – Pokemon Black & White 2
funino furuhashi - bokutachi was benkyou ga dekinai

Padres (12)
Duo Maxwell - Gundam Wing
Zara - Magnificent Kotobuki
Char Aznable - Mobile Suit Gundam
Akane Shinjo - SSSS Gridman
Reigen Arataka - Mob Psycho 100
Saitama - One Punch Man
Momo Yaoyorozu - Boku No Hero Academia
Eagle - Girly Air Force
Musashi Goda - Mob Psycho 100
Phantom - Girly Air Force
Wolverine - X-Men

Reds: (8)
Kurisu Makise - Steins;Gate
Amanda O'Neill - Little Witch Academia
Mayoi Hachikuji – Bakemonogatari
Kneesocks - Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Maria Momoe - Big Windup!
Angel – King of Fighters
Galko - Oshiete! Galko-chan
Maya Takahashi - Amagami
Moriko Moriok - Recovery of an MMO Junkie

Yankees (7)
Yayoi Takatsuki - iDOLM@STER Xenoglossia
Kanan Matsuura - Love Live!
Nene Sakura - New Game!
Umi Sonoda - Love Live!
Koume Shirasaka - The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls
Hifumi Takumoto - New Game!
Asuka Langly Soryu - Neon Genesis Evangelion

Astros: (11)
Youmu Konpaku – Touhou
Sakaki - Azumanga Daioh.
Chitose Karasuma - Girlish Number
Louise de La Vallière - Zero no Tsukaima
Chika Fujiwara - kaguya sama:love is war
Popuko and Pipimi - Pop team epic
ochako uraraka - Boku No Hero Academia
Mako - Kill la Kill
Saki Nikaido - zombieland saga
Hajime Shinoda -New Game!

Diamondbacks: (5)
Mila – Monster Musume
Pearl – Splatoon 2
Katsuragi - Senran Kagura
Nagatoro - Please Don't Bully Me, Nagatoro
Rin Shima - Yuru Camp

Angels: (5)
Hikari Jinno - Jiburiru.
Mari Makinami Illustrious – Rebuild of Evangelion
Ohtani – NISINsambora
Sylphynford Tachibana - Himouto! Umaru-chan
Monika - Doki Doki Literature Club

Rangers: (5)
Cerea - Monster Musume
Darknes – Konosuba
Akari Akaza - Yuru Yuri
Ozen - Made in Abyss.
Zero Two - DARLING in the FRANXX

Orioles: (4)
Auriana – Lolirock
Haruna Takaoka - Tiger Mask W
Min Min – ARMS
Yellow - Pokemon Adventures

Nationals: (2)
Umaru Doma – Himouto! Umaru-chan
Gary ‘Dicks’ Oak - Pokemon

Red Sox: (2)
Ellen Baker – New Horizon
Uesugi Tatsuya - Touch
That 3DPD they stole from the Dodgers

Brewers (1)
Misato Katsuragi - Neon Genesis Evangelion

Now start posting your team's anime characters in your gamethreads.

now this is what /mlb/ is all about, generalfags will never get it

>MLW

yah this is the thread

shall

In your opinion. Which of these based anime mascots is the sexiest?

Hitomi chan to the cubs

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This is sikopithy!

sorry

Only 14 teams drafted anyone

Please read the rules.
>Remember to post a screenshot, the characters name and what series they’re from
This isn't /nba/, we have standards here.

James Shields lol

The rest don't have fans here. Or are disgusting redditors who hate anime.

espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/26474373/what-need-know-chris-davis-0-49-streak

>Davis' last hit came Sept. 14, 2018, with a double off James Shields of the White Sox.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

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This, only teams who have drafted anyone should be allowed in the Based Central Broship.

youtube.com/watch?v=yFqFLo_bYq0

shoo shoo nazi frog

James Shields lol

Anime disavows broships, that shit gay nigga.

>give up a home run to bartolo colon
>be the last pitcher to give up a hit to Chris Davis
the absolute STATE of big game james shields

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Are you saying the anime draft is opposed to the Based Central Broship?

hitomi is shy with strangers

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I'm surprised how many layers there are to the James Shields mythos

I like anime but I don't watch it because I don't really watch TV shows at all, or even movies. I only watch sports and non-scripted stuff like Live PD.
Please let me be in the broship! I do like anime, I swear! I masturbate to cartoons all the time!

Looking for feedback. Just let me know what you guys think of the new aesthetic. If you prefer the old one we can always go back. Also we were a few games under .500 but keep on fighting our persistence will become our strength.

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IT'S TIME TO ADD BASED BAUER TO THE BROSHIP

This new development is intriguing... hmm... yes. An improvement. The based Central broship stands stronger than ever before.

The Central Broship is plot by Houspie.

I can't believe it, but we have to remove teams that are part of the anime draft. Apparently the anime draft runners think broships are gay.

Please... we are fractured enough... please let us find peace. The Central broship is the United Nations of /mlb/... surely there is room at the table for all bros!
Please reconcile!

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oh no! pooston disastros have been removed from the broship!

A find addition. Truly a pillar of the Broship but now enshrined.
One suggestion, humbly, if I may. Remove the branding on Bauie's cap. We don't want any Losed*ans fans to get the wrong idea.

Indians Brewers worlds eries when?

>James Shields signs with an american league team
>gives up Chris Davis's next hit

Cubs officially remove themselves from the central broship and leave this message.

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So...why is everyone omitting from the Chris Davis coverage that he was an amphetamine abuser and that he was only good when he was methed up and could see the ball well? He's clean now and is basically swinging blind because his eyes can't catch up anymore.

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a humble request, and I shall grant it. Very good idea user. A sharp mind indeed.

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Every single ballplayer is on Ritalin he just did it wrong because he's stupid

Some say art is dead, but this is evidency otherwise.
God bless you Centralbro.

Ritalin is quite weak

Everyone thought the anime draft was supposed to create the core of the Central Broship's armed forces. Turns out the anime draft was being masterminded to form an army to destroy the Broship from within. I was fooled too, I thought only the drafting teams should be allowed, but I was put in my place by someone unveiling the true nature of the draft. We can't support it. It would destroy the Broship forever.

*peeks in at the unofficial thread*
Oh man, that's a sad sight.
*closes the door quietly*
That poor guy's lost it.

Do what you must. Perhaps in time we can learn to love. In time.

I apologize for my rudeness, but may I offer an alternative suggestion? I think that, perhaps, the astros were removed for describing themselves as anti-anime (in the prior thread as the thread maker is an astros fan) so we were left between a rock and a hard place and had to make the harsh decision to get rid of them. Please do not blame the anime draft for this, for it was the astros that shunned this from the very start and have been for months. That's simply my two cents.

But it's pretty relevant that he was on Adderall and was good, stopped taking Adderall and was bad, started taking Adderall so he could hit again and was good until he popped because he didn't have his TUE anymore, switched to Vyvanse and was good, then quit all amphetamines and became worthless.

Once again the Astros have endeavored to fracture the broship at every turn. Backstabbing and deceit is their calling card, and it's behind every subversion the broship has uncovered.
This should be considered an act of war.

>The 'general' thread uses 'MIL' for MLW
It's Autistro thread, he's the only one who calls MLW, 'MIL'

why aren't they allowed to take some prescription drugs? that's the only thing I don't get, I don't feel there's anything wrong with it.

He must have been eating horse doses of that shit to drop off so incredibly hard

See
Anime has placed itself in opposition to the Based Broship, when everyone thought we could rely on them. This is nothing short of treachery. In a war between Anime and Centralship, there would be no choice. Anime would have to crumble under Central's feet.

Sorry but this is wrong, anime and the central broship are intertwined and houston turned their back on this, which is why they are no longer in the broship.

They are, but there are rules about it. He has to have an active prescription and submit proof to MLB, and probably more steps. MLB didn't approve his meds one year but he kept taking them anyway, he got caught, and now they won't let him take anything anymore.
That's how I heard it went down, anyway.

also why should it matter considering some of the greats were using it even until the mid 2000s.

I was reading an article and it says after he got suspended in 2014 he got permission to use it as a therapeutic use exemption in 2015

Anime is a core part of Yea Forums, to go against anime is to go against Yea Forums, and that means the central broship is reddit.
You have made your bed redditor. Now prepare to crumble to the might of Waifus.

James Shields broke Chris Davis

Lots of baseball players are ADHD. It is part of the reason they can hit fastballs. Does he not have a doctor's note for adderal anymore?

I'll need proof that it was Houston. We received direct communication in response to an honest proposal to support the draft exclusively that Anime disavowed the Broship.

Please for the love of God let us break bread together, Anime and Centralbros, please let us find peace together for the sake of the genny.
This war... we need to stop it before it begins. No more bloodshed.

What if....
What if anime was in the Central broship...?

Anime's challenge can't withstand the might of the Based Central Broship.

>genny
Do you even know where you are? The Genny is the other thread, this is /mlb/.

Sorry I didn't know

/mlb/ is more cringe and autistic than /hoc/ now. What the fuck.

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Yea Forums and the anime alliance will never fall to reddit and the central broship.

This is our turf, we do as we please here.

great minds think alike

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The Central broship is reaching past the mountaintop and into the heavens.

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This is psychotic

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true, I believe houston tried to sever anime away from the broship, but his trickery will never work.

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This isn't over. The Broship will always be ready. The Broship will survive all challenges no matter where they come from. Be forewarned least true treachery cross anyone's mind again.

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half of these girls look like pigs

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best one ITT

#blessed Centralbro

lmao

103.5 mph exit velocity
.580 hit probability.

What the fuck is the A's problem to not let that be a hit? Why do they have to be such mean classless assholes?

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Hmm

Hmmm

>spicswing

What the fuck is this gay ass broship? man /mlb/ gets worse everyday i thought only /nba/ had those stupid broships

It’s literally one retard that always posts it

What the fuck were the white sox thiking?

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Marlins will be your 2019 world series champs

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Good morning Marlins poster. How is your day going so far?

Its alright a very slow moring of work

Based Sox gonna beat the rays today, signifying their descent into sub .500 baseball.

Good morning fellow chadre fans

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>tfw have to play in a meat grinder of a division

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>I saw Vladdy Guerrero did that back in the day and he’s in the Hall of Fame.
Bah gawd, he's not aiming for MVP, he's aiming for the Hall.

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CC SABATHIA RETURNS THIS WEEKEND

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Anime is cringe and therefore unbased

The Trump Administration on Friday rejected Major League Baseball's deal with the Cuban government that would've allowed players to sign with teams without defecting, sources tell ESPN. A disappointing decision for MLB that reversed Obama-era rules intended to ease relations.

thanks Trump. we don't want any commies infiltrating the league

Hello singular Padres fan on Yea Forums

Wondering what are his Vega$ odds of him hitting 0-for-100 after last night? Is that even possible?

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He's going to set the record so high it will never ever be broken. It's really impressive in a way.

>Deal made with underlying condition that the ransom we were paying Cuba wouldn't directly fund their government
>Treasury department finds out that surprise surprise the money's directly funding their government
>Underlying condition has been violated therefore the deal is cancelled

don't understand what was complicated about this, Cuba's a shithole country we shouldn't be funding just to allow a small fraction of their citizens to have freedom of travel that's denied to the vast majority of them

Fuck off tranny. Go dilate.

>cubs fan here!
Well hello there.

hiya buddy

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Where did it all go so wrong, lads?

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>Rockies were supposed to be the 2nd competitive team in the NL west
>its actually the fucking padres now

Top kek

When will the dodgers (The team of thr 2010s) win the World Series?

>starting an anime mlb thread without based Adachi Mitsuru

Koh Kitamura for the Cubs

Wew lads

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Hehe Cubs

This image sums up these two teams better than any other in existence

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It would be funny if the phillies choke like the dodgers man that would be funny

>rare flag

Anyone who thought the Rockies had a serious shot this season was delusional

Like the Braves and Dodgers?

Well if they choke like the braves they at least win a world series in the middle of losing 5 others

fuck you avishit

Fucking avi

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chaddy relax

CLE: Clevinger out for 6-8 weeks. Likely 3-4 months. :(

Why were they touching each others cocks?

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tampa gang tampa gang tampa gang

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Mmmm...back in the day we wouldn't sorry bout stuff like this...real men do this....Mmmmmm...nothin gay bout it...just showin some respect to yer teammates is all....Mmmmm....game needs more o' it if ya me. It's a mans sport and if ya ain't comfortable 'round yer own kind ya aint gonna be comfortable at the plate or on the mound...Mmmm

Well Santana is fucking garbage as well

>tfw no pitching whatsoever

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TAMPA GANG TAMPA GANG TAMPA GANG

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why didn't you guys trade him in his 2016 year again?

Whenever the question is why we didn't make a sensical move to better the team, the answer is always because Hahn/kenny is fucking dumb

sigh... this team is utterly agonizing. and we still don't have a hit yet

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>Doyers fans desperately trying to compare themselves to the Barves

think you're missing something there

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>daniel "chris davis" palka

they just got a hit. keep posting what you don't have, you might get it

Oh there's one. Well at least we won't be no hit

We don't have an owner who cares about the fans and winning...

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ok very funny now stop fucking posting the rays need this win

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YOYO

break that mini 1-15 slump and at least we won't be shutout now
seeing as I had extremely low expectations of santana being good, I guess I'll take this

But that's genuinely what I want. An owner who cares. It feels absurd to ask for such a thing and yet here we are.

James Shields lol

Based Centralbros

The dodger Mexican has the worst taste in /mlb/. He's probably a virgin that's exclusively been around disgusting frog women. They don't call it frogtown for nothing.

James Shields gave up Chris Davis's last hit lol

>yfw he signs somewhere and gives up Chris Davis's next hit

The James Shields Trade

James Shields lol
White Sox lol

I understand, apart from stadium woes the Rays' owner does genuinely care about the team. The Marlins for example have had an absolutely terrible record of owners just gutting the team left and right, and while I don't follow the CWS I have a feeling they're in a similar scenario.

Fernando Tatis Jr

dubs and rays win the ws

Now would be a good time to have Covey or Fulmer eat middle innings after the starter is shit
But oh wait they're down in charlotte...

James Shields lol

Trips and the astros win the series which would make rangers fans seethe

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The owner is literally cheap and refuses on spending money to improve the team and he's extremely tone deaf to what fans want which is winning baseball

Man this game is just sad. sigh... at least we had the moncada homer...

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>"white" sox
>entire team is AAAA cubans
hm

Urg

Yeah looks like we got a lot of Fucking assholes talking Shit about Chris Davis here!

Maybe if you Orioles "fans" might just at least give him a chance he can work his way out of this if he has the right support. MotherFuckers were cheering yesterday when he hit that screamin' Line Drive that unfortunately was right at the LF and broke the record.

I mean he had 3 Fucking hard hit line drives yesterday, just none of them dropped into the gap. Fucking Jim Palmer wasn't even that good and he's talking shit too about his work ethic. You don't Fucking know anything about him!

Chris Davis has been busting his ass every day putting in mad hours trying to figure things out, is it his swing, is it in his head and it's Psychological? Everyone says they analyzed his swing and they can't find anything actually wrong with it. There's no hole there or anything. Dude is Fucking trying hard man, he hates how he is letting down the fans and his teammates and he is trying to correct it!

So who wins a championship in the next 100 years first the mariners or the rays?

We don't need dubs, the Rays are going the distance this year if they can stay healthy. Get onboard early, it's okay to root for your team but we're winning one for the little guys this year with the smallest payroll
I'm sorry to hear that user. Hopefully your team becomes more than a tax hole soon

Entire team is Little league

>implying it's not >our year

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It isn't

>tfw Rays will win the world series and LeXplorer is still in prison

based haruna poster

based raybro

>LeXplorer is still in prison
Youd be suprise

He's out?!?!?

Based
That's gonna be a yikes from me

BEEN out. For like a year now

He posts sometimes and then anons contact his parole officer for the violation. People are so nice here

Still not winning the Eeries

Fuck this garbage team

hey just keep your head up man!

No can do bro I'm talking about the White Sox.

>yfw LeXplorer has been out of prison almost TWO years

reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/7fskbu/iama_guy_who_went_to_prison_for_trollingswating/

>reddit

Go back there

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We saw him and some other gross looking people dressed as Ghostbusters on tv during an Orlando Apollos game just recently.
rip AAF

fuck off

Yeah but they
>score is 7-2
Jeez louise

Over the past 5 games the White Sox have given up a whopping 42 runs and counting.

>haven't watched in ages. Pre game hype was about how good >our pitchers are
I agree. They all seem to be throwing filth

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What the hell is happening to Boston lol

Or they're just facing White Sox offense.

t. guy who wants to fuck trannies

Snell's curveball is fucking beautiful

Does that put them as the worst era in the league?

Red Sox are worse I think. Their best starter so far is Price and his ERA is like 7.00. The rest are all double digits or close to it.

Check out castillo's fastball. He can throw a fastball 95+ that acts as a slider, it's not even fair

Ok. The way he got out of than inning was sick.

>this fucking offense that constantly fails to cash in on opportunity
Runner on 1st and 2nd with nobody out
wasted. for fuck sake this game is seriously so hard to watch

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houspie has been sighted

As of today it's

30. CHC 6.70
29. CHW 6.35
28. ARI 6.30
27. BOS 6.28
26. KCR 6.15

But after it, it looks like CHW will be solely on the bottom

No one even mentioned the astros, even if they are winning the series.

>t. Faggot zoomers who weren't here when Yea Forums was fun
You guys are the reason this website's a ghost town now

>redditor projecting because people don't like tripfags
kys

This is fun for them. Simply being zoomer tourists in the ruins of a once-great civilization. Like visiting Rome.

The genny is under siege!

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Lex was our best shitposter for tampa sports

this is insane

Zoomies in the house!

You dumb fucking idiot, why quote my post about him being on tv?

zoomie takeover!

Chris Davis's last hit was off of ________, ace pitcher for the __________.

Lex was an attention-seeking faggot like every other tripfag

>oof
>cringe
>yikes
>reddit

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this is rude there are trips in this thread right now, have some compassion

james shields, free agents

Oof, that's gonna get a cringey yikes outta me, Reddit

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scuba kek scuba!

But what about Keuchel?

>ragners players are as gay as their fan base
Checks out

Would sox fans even be happy about signing keuchel?

Holy based!

Doubt it. He'll suck just as bad the rest of the staff and will only anger them more.

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someone post the rap please

The post that saved /mlb/

Who has the best hair in the league and why is it Thor?

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Worse hair than current day Jeets

Get a load of this dick... Answering his own questions and trying to influence our opinions. What the fuck?

This guys is mind fucking us!

t. zoomie

southsidesox.com/2019/4/9/18303510/south-side-sox-needs-your-help

looks like they're begging for help

That's just how you know they're really good friends.
What? Your friends don't touch your cock in celebration? Now that's gay.

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I hope to see escalation of this practice until the on deck circle is for suckies only.

Good day for baseball desu

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Later on tonight it'll be another good day to hold the L.

uh oh here come the gays

"oh hey bro lemme just get you a quick test boost before your AB"

DH and on deck suckies for maximum masc

I would too if I were a whos fan.

uh yeah
uh yeah uh yeah
verse 1
BAJP causin a seeth?
Oh ya know it bitch
chokes ya til ya can't breathe
starts diggin the ditch
you aint even dead yet
but that don't stop him from makin you a permanent bed
uh yeah uh yeah uh yeah

verse 2
BAJP goes hard
killin cub tards left n right
*hook* -"yeah uh"--- he fights
"fuck ugh please"--- mo begged
" 'don't appease to homos"-- he said
"please I'll buy you a drink!"-- mo shouts
BAJP goes in harder n harder
makin the cusb tarder n tarder
they fall down, roll 'em o'er to a ditch
*spits* "you's a bitch" bajp pitched

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suba kek

James Shields lol

Why Don't you ashsoles "ZOOM" on back to your fortnight?

Yea Forumsstros

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nypost.com/2019/04/09/astros-mascot-took-aim-fired-t-shirt-cannon-and-wrecked-me-lawsuit/
>suing your own team for ballpark fun

It's always women

it's gonna ruin the t shirt fun for everyone else.

Based justified lawsuit sticking it to the aristocracy

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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>ugh why does my husband love taking us to these games
>so fucking boring, I'm going on facebook on my phone
>shut the fuck up [daughter], stop screaming, its just a tshirt, you probably won't get it anyway
>looks down
>tshirt smashes into my phone knocking it to the floor
>my finger hurts. I wanna go home.
>doctor says that I have a hairline fracture
>WAAAA GIVE ME $1 MILLION AND STOP SHOOTING TSHIRTS INTO THE CROWD

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instagram.com/jharughty/
this is her

Can anyone else join your RP or is this just eyeballs only?

Can I be the girl? God, I really want to be a cute girl.
You can be the husband.
>sit down in seat at baseball game
>accidentally fart
Alright, you take it from here.

feel free honey, as long as you're not a cucked houston fan

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Ow my finger winger! time to sue!

More like jhourguy

>Red Cucks

Thot BTFO

Carry on based mascot.

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Gods my balls smell bad...

Bruce and Vogelbach - 11 HR, 2 singles. Go Mariners!

Scratch in between your thigh and pelvis and smell it.

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Go where? not to a world series that's not where the mariners go.

>anime

Cringe as af

Somenoe get this asshole out of here

stay the FUCK out of /hoc/ you bitches

also anime is fucking GAY

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lel watching the white sox game and you can hear all the fans yelling at their players over all the mistakes they make

>white sox game and you can hear all the fans
Fans plural?

Who's Somenoe?

GET A LOAD OF THIS HOT HEAD

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>88
>Dodgers
>win the World Series
O I am laffin

Hey we had 10000 show up today

All three of them and Bajp

No bully.

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When there's barely anyone at a game, you can hear the individual banter

oh die

Please have sex

*dabs*

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Sorry this was me I missed you.

>Not getting wizard powers

Fucking moron.

sour

asshole spotted at outposts 91958204 and 91958224! I repeat! moron spotted at these outposts! die already asshole!

Well hello there.

Lewd cartoons replaces the need for sex

/mlb/ gets dumber each day, but how? this place is already pretty fucking stupid

Look you guys can like anime, just don't express that opinion or come to the defense of anime. It's just pathetic.

91958204

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Dummies to the genny!

dummies have been spotted

These babytalkers need to go

I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me.

what seems to be the problem here?

People like anime

on an anime centric board

The future is now old man. Anime is cringe now.

James Shields lol

God bless you Inspector

But i'm not old

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Holy #blessed

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But you are cringe

Anime owns /mlb/!!!!!!!

Me on the right

Anime isn't cringe just cause you're a faggot user that's not how it works

>red sox
>last place
L. M. O. A.

redsox are a dumpster fire of dead, rotting, corpses.

No I'm a normal adult with a wife, 4 kids and a career before I'm 25. Please have sex and grow up.

Newfag here. Has Manfred instituted a handjobs for dingers rule this year?

someone tell mookie he gotta hit the ball

Oh the user who only makes 50k, i don't need life advice from someone who made some poor decisions

Im gonna block you

Oh no! what am i gonna do! oh i'll just watch some baseball

And anime

If all goes to plan I'll be making 6 figgies in 2 years ya cuck!

Anime is cringe desu

Personally this season is weak on anime but uh sure, my backlog is pretty full

I have had sex with a real female woman
Top that, retard

You're right, weak season. At least we have plenty of baseball to watch.

I guess if that user somehow banks on making his kids fuckups then what could possibly go wrong?

I can.

I simply do not believe you.

>4 kids
>25
LOL

I'm 22 you fucking cringey incel

Damn it...

That's worse user, but you're too stupid to know that

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHY CAN THE WHITE SOX NOT WIN

You look a lot older than that

aw boo fucking who! my team doesn't know how to negotiate with players aw! I'm such an incel! I'm an anime wathcing virgin faggot who doesn't like that players hire people that can get them money because my front office just cant handle it!!! WAAHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP GETTING FUCKIN MONEY THIS AINT RIGHT STOP THE PLAYERS FROM NEGOTIATING!!!!!!

Fucking incel virgin faggot, if you had a FO like the cubs then maybe people would WANT to play for your pathetic small market team LMAO. nigga you really pathetic if you really think this nigga on god for fucks sake. get over the fadct no one wants to play for your pathetic azz team because they cant negotiate proberly like epstein. fuckin idiot

Because the owner is Jerry Reinsdorf.

>chicago

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I mean the white sox could be worse right? at least you aren't o's fans or m's fans

Will you guys watch the draft lottery with us :3

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22ies report!!!!

22 yo of the dark corridor!

>Lottery
So we can see how your commish rigs it like the NBA did for years?

no! D:

Don't know anything about hockey, so uh who's the best pick in the draft?

Reminder /hoc/ owns us so please be kind to our owner, also anime is /mlb/ culture, those who say cringe are fine but uh make your own thread if you don't want it

Do you guys have an anime draft too?

>Licking My Own Ass
Ew

Im more of a man youll ever be. Go watch a haruhi and hate yourself

God fucking damnit White Sox.

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lol shut the fuck up!

Look at that roster

get a load of this anime fag

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Kiss my white ass, spook.

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The D'Arrow's looking good!

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no excuse for letting them off the hook in the bot 8th.

sorry sir.

>having 4 kids at 22 years old
>unironically using incel
>bragging about your sex life on a Laotian cave drawing board

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from what ocean?

I love the City/wacky hobby meme

>west coast games

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It makes sense that all white sox fags are just miserable folks not just in terms of baseball, thank god i don't live in chicago

This is an outrage

fuck off

>have to endure another 3 hours of shitty team
>after game have to endure more shit from Yea Forums
Builds character huh?

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Oh look the cubs are gonna be the better chicago team again now the seasons back in order

And everything is back as it should be.

please keep your head up : )

such is life as a white sox fan

Are the white sox Elite?

I've got 50$ to win on the Nationals in Philadelphia. How blacked am I?

At tanking.

Just keep on keepin' on buddy... the White Sox might turn it around soon

With what pitching?

hey you can do it I believe in you

Cheer up white sox fans at least you didn't sign CHRIS DAVIS TO A FUCKING USELESS CONTRACT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If we believe in the White Sox they can win their next games

>Lopez vs Glasnow
Ummmm

Just believe guys : )

You can do it.. believe to achieve!

There is legitimate talent on this team. If there isn't success before 3 years from now then this rebuild will have failed for whatever reason. The players by all means should be good.

Palka is our Davis this year.

Yeah white sox believe that you can get shut out and give 15 runs away tomorrow :) we can do it!

I believe :D

No. Blieve they will win! They can do it

We can't do shit :) YES WE CAN'T YES WE CAN'T!

I beieve in the white sox... I believe they will win their next games

I like that he is one I away from palkia

I really believe now... you guys taught me...to believe

Man the white sox suck fucking dick man good thing i'm not a fan of such a useless waste of space team.

go rays

How many dingers will Rhys Hoskins need to win the game tonight?

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Fuck you do you want to fight my 4 kids? Because they would end you.

Fuck the gays, that team is shit too. just cause they cashed in on the yankees and red cucks having a bad start doesn't mean shit

No need to be rude, how would you like it if someone told you to go rays

Reminder that Anime runs /mlb/.
If you don't like it, you can go circle jerk at that general thread.

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SEETHING

If they're as dumb as you i don't think it would be worth the effort, like bullying a cripple.

Seething at what? a ringless team who's overachieving? not today bucko

GO RAYS GO

yeah go rays....... SIKE got ya!

I'm cringing so hard

This isn't even the real bread. It's the same thing every FUCKING time. Notice how this is never posted in the general. Newfags don't learn

Unpopular opinion time.
I keep seeing the chisox fans crying here all the time but honestly I actually don't think they're a bad team. They're just unlucky they faced the 2 ALCS participants this season this early. They should be fine when they go back to playing non elite competition. Just my 2 cents.

>rags

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Houspie sighted!

As a mother of 4, I really like anime

Rags more like Sags LOL

>Mariners vs Rays ALCS

Would it be the end of baseball?

oh shit you got me.

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I agree with you fellow Sox fan

Who wins? M's or Rays?

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Soon we'll need a new real thread, not a migration to a one-man sideshow fake thread retard arena

Popular Opinion time:
Anime is Good

I'm a Mariners fan though?

Brewers

The Nats really ought to just make Scherzer player-manager.

mariners wont even make the playoffs LOL

Astros fan from the future here, sorry mariners.

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...

Nice try. No real M's fan would ever think their team will make it to the ALCS let alone be elite.

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I like anime which is part of the reason I'm on Yea Forums, but some you assfuck spergies make this board look so stupid with your anime bleed-over into everything. Do you nerds wear anime t-shirts wherever you go too? It's a good thing for the rest of us you'll be the last of your genetic line, voluntarily.

That's a no true scotsman fallacy!!!!

This is a pretty good take. Too bad it doesn't matter who wins the ALCS for Harper reasons

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That's not the Dodgers

I mean it's nice to think the phillies even have a chance , but the dodgers own you and the AL owns the dodgers

>330 million

>philthies

Nola fucking sucks holy shit.

>330

Astros desu

Autistro spotted and butthurt.

Astros desu desu

holy kek

imagine unironically thinking that Bryce Harper is going to take you fucking anywhere

choo choo

>dodgers own you

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The last time the Dodgers beat the Phillies in the postseason, Jimmy Carter was in office

Woah, settle down Turkey!

Today was the first time in 2019 the Phillies had a 1-2-3 inning

Whats your teams /mlb/?

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>His Nationality is a house

>dodgers own you

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kek

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All that chart tells me is that you're a massive faggot

I didn't stutter, dodgers own you and your 3rd world city

post the bears one

Why are you bullying me Turkey?!?

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Doyers @ Cards thread

>Doyers punching up to their /mlb/ superiors

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*chokes again*

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this

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44 runs allowed in the last 5 games

WHEN MY TIME COMES
FORGET THE WRONG THAT I'VE DONE

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new

already a thread, dumbass

politely migrate

Too early and we already have another thread going

nope

Based real thread

houspie swerve

CURRENT THREAD

Based

this
also new thread

hmm..hmm...

facts don't care about your feelings, bitch

...

theres already a thread up, and it's in use. dont shit up the board.

Imagine walking a pitcher

This. Based

real thread

>spamming the thread
stahp

existing thread in use:

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...

This didn't age well

lmfao how's your payroll working out, bucko? getting the same results as us yet?