One year after meeting on the round of 16 of the Champions League, the Portuguese Champions and Liverpool meet again for a rematch!
How will it be this time? Will FC Porto be able to play a better game than the 5-0 last season? Pepe and Herrera aren't playing tonight, and Alex Telles isn't sure. Is Liverpool stronger this season? Will we have some memes tonight? Will someone slip?
Post your memes and watch the game tonight to find out. Starts on 8 pm, Greatest Allies Meridian time.
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no one cares
Fuck you I care.
Are Liverpool stronger? Yes. I don’t think another 5-0 is coming but I would be absolutely shocked if Porto advance.
Sorry Brotugal.
Based Mou won his first CL with Porto
Anyone else think Mou actually likes/respects Liverpool more than United as a club even though he managed them?
No, his dream jobs were RM and Manchester United. He failed at both.
His dream job was Halal but he seemed to enjoy Chelsea too. He obviously took the Manyoo job for the money
Reddit vs Yea Forums: The match
nah when he was at Chelsea he wanted MU. Chelsea had nowhere near the prestige.
Mou actually preferred the Liverpool job over the Chelski one when he first came over to England. He also was very fond of Stevie (which was why he always tried to recruit him) and also recommended his protege BR take the Liverpool job
>Over time, Steven Gerrard would become one of a number of players who was convinced that Mourinho would have been an ideal Liverpool manager. “It would have been a perfect match,” he wrote in his autobiography. “The Liverpool fans would have loved him, and he would have known exactly how to turn that love into adoration. He would have loved managing at Anfield, too.”
tonight i'm a portorican
go porto !
everybody know they killed their own daughter
There are flaws with all the possible scenarios, which i suppose is why the mystery endures
Reminder FC Porto has already won
>fc porto has more internet points on my anonymous autistic board
based
Will his anti-autism tactics prove successful this year as well?
dubs and Porto win
dubs and i rape your mother in my basement
Dumb nerd, Dubs and liverpool win 5-0
Anything but 0 and liverpool win regardless.
but go out in the return leg
dubs and i rape all of your mothers in my basement
Militao >>>>> Virgin van Dyke
Raping your mother in my basement >>>>> militao
Is portugal really a real country? should just be annexed by spain desu
For me? It's got to be Porto because Porto win would be funny.
Then again Liverpool getting to finals and then slipping it would be funnier
Already happened last year, porto deserves a New cl
If digits, Liverpool rapes Porto
If digits, Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay finish the job
if digits i rape you all in my basement
If digits Josep Fritzl Rapes you in prision
if digits i rape myself in my basement
based
If porto wins, I win 40 bucks. If the digits are correct Porto will win
>the P*rto meme ends today
Thank fucking God
if liverpool wins i rape your mother in my basement, check dubs
If good digits, your mother will die in her sleep tonight
oh snap
thank god bro
Last 2 digits are the final score
last two digits are the real final score
If 96 Liverpool will lose
Last two digits are your White percentage
last two digits are yours
FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUTTA HERE
>Liverpoolwinslol
Yikes
last 2 are the final aggregate score (slippypoop on the left)
>it's another moorto gets BTFO in the knockout stages of the CL, loses the league to Benfica, loses the cup to Sporting episode
It would be hard with the timeline
Last two digits are the only actual real score
based
literally the worst match of Quarterfinals
SEETHING Romafag
I root for Barcelona
MUSLIM POWAH!!!!
OUH YEAH
>Not rooting for home town team
How does it feel to be a pussy ass bitch?
>Many people have said so many things. Everyone wanted Porto, but we didn’t want them.
>People with a proper idea of football didn’t want to play Porto.
Based Klopp knows how dangerous Portoposters and meme magic are.
he is damage controlling just in case
>hate liverpoop
>hate porco
hope liverpoop wins 5-0
last digit decides
Kek
Awesome post hermano
I'm not from Rome, also I root for Juve in CL
blessings upon you fren, may you survive tonight's manslaught
rollin for maddie
Hope Porto is raped. Wanna see Conceição chimping out!!
But we are playing away
Reminder Benfica won 0x2 at Anfield in 2006 when Liverpool was defending their European title.
And will lose 5-0 next tuesday with a hattrick by one of its own players
what are some historical examples of
>slips to porto
United 04
were in ireland is benni mccarthy from?
What is the proper prognosis on this? I want to bet.
I was thinking something like Liverpool to win, more than 2.5 goals total
Also Man City to win, less than 3.5 goals total but not sure about that one.
got to feel for porto lad
porto get into the quarter finals and up against liverpool
but it isnt the biggest game of the night
Also where the fuck are /bet/ threads, are they forbiden now or smth? Haven't been here in a while
can they bring him just for these 2 matches?
Liverpool to win with clean sheet.
i care you stupid mutt
Would it make a difference though?
he made real great again you zoomer
he made them champions and had them competing in europe again
im afraid those trips just confirmed that it would
basado
REALLY makes you think, doesn't it?
Austrians can't even give the stiff upper lip regarding Fritzl and pretend it was a one off because
>you now remember Natascha Kampusch
Lol shit up fag no one cares about your shitty handegg
When I was like 8 years old I was really terrified some Austrian guy would kidnapp me and rape me
Englands brave Jimmy Milly going to do a job at left back tonight
I live 10min away from the Mccanns
>gore thread still up
Hide yo kids mate
how often do you drink beers with mark selby down at your local pub?
btw the chipping norton set is the key to madelein case.
Jordan "The Gamebreaker" Henderson will bring it home la
neutral here, why should i watch this over the spurs vs city game?
No reason. Watching Spurs get bullied is pretty fun.
want a Liverpool kit but I don't want any muslim b*astard on my back, what to do?
>watching a plastic, no-history oil money team beating a team that competes with zero net spend is fun
savage
>tfw liverpool slip today
Get Robertson la
hmm lmao
Kind of is, tbqh. I don't care about any of the four teams playing today so I might as well watch the pseudo-PL game.
thats fake news.
the drawings are from two different companies using the same description of the "smith man".
This guy Smith saw a man carrying a kid. He actually said at one point that he recognized that man as gerry mccann.
just sneezed and abit of diarrhea came out lads
It's all good bro the janny can clean it
Fpbp
Soccer is the most boring sport of them all. Yawn.
>tfw work
JUST
what ever happend to the holy alliance
Same here bro, Luckily my boss doesn't give a fuck what I do as long as I finish everything up.
>wagies
I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT THEY
I BELIEVE THAT THEY WILL
I BELIEVE THAT THEY WILL SLIP
I BELIEVE THAT THEY WILL SLIP
Shitposting
4:20 lads i'm so baked
Based fuck cigarette smokers though
Final team #1 comes out this game. Barcelona and ManU will get decimated by the winner.
who has that juicy illegal stream link?
It's on UniMas
>tfw I miss being a NEET
Going to Anfield tonight, should be good.
Porto will be determined to perform after last time, but Pep Ljinders knows all about them. Still confident though
do an an hero so we can watch it live
The Porto squad this year is one of the worst in the club history in terms of technical abilities, all they got is strenght and a warrior mentality. They will concede at least 5 goals on aggegate, just like last year.
yeah but check these dubs
this is portos year, my dude
>Porto loses
>get to shitpost
>Liverpoop loses
>get to shitpost and portopost
Win/Win scenario
His brother occasionally pops down a local one (unironically next to another well known Yea Forums meme). Also Dion Dublin's brother too. Dubez is a good guy
Post pic m8
What are you guys going to eat while watching the game?
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HOLY SHIT
Liverpool based trio: The Egyptian King, Bobby, Mane against Oporto without Herrera, Telles and Pepe The Killer
Liverpool win 4-0
PS: And there will be no VCR to save Oporto
powerful..
Nice
>why, yes, I do believe João Félix is worth 120M€, maybe even more, how did you guess!?
WHO CARES ABOUT THESE NERD ASS SQUADS LMAO
NO CHANCE TO WIN THE WHOLE DAMN CHIP
>tfw you got tickets to Liverpool v Huddersfield.
I haven't been since I was a child. And if all goes well, we could win the league then
>we could win the league
heh
why are no stream links posted?
Only one I know is elixx.me and those lag like shit all the time.
fuck up nigger your "sports" are done for the year
Too early for streams
você e maluco galera kkkkkk
>winning champions league
>winning eurovision
are year la
youtube.com
>why are no stream links posted?
Because kick off is 2 bongs away, you pleb
>mfw Porto wins da CL
>Not black
>not muslim
>not gay
>not transgender
>music doesnt bash men
>music doesnt bash racism
>music doesnt glorify wymin
not even top 20
brehs
if liverpool playing anything like they did at the weekend they're going to get hammered today.
Checked
impressive
Too risky for my money. Gonna go for over 2.5 total.
LIVERPOOL: Alisson, Alexander-Arnold, Lovren, van Dijk, Milner; Fabinho, Henderson e Keita; Salah, Firmino e Mané.
Lol
>like they did at the weekend
check your grammar idiot
will the obnoxious porto poster shut up after tonight
PORTUGUESE CHAMPIONS: Casillas, Maxi, Felipe, Militão, Alex Telles, Corona, Danilo, Óliver, Otávio, Marega e Soares
>PORTUGUESE CHAMPIONS *for 6 more weeks*
> Benching brahimi
Unbased and bluepilled , I thought you were cool porto
i know 2 of them
how are they supposed to win
>Lovren
Dubs and Maxi breaks Salah's legs
Trips and it's pemanent
Is your next reply going to be no?
>No wijnldum
>No milner
>No lallana
were gonna lose lads
No Robbo no party.
gini is a gta 5 loading screen now
>LOVREN
>NO ROBERTSON
>FAB/HENDO/NABY MIDFIELD
>MILLY AT LB
WTF KLOPP REEE
who is the new champion? sporting?
WHat is that liverslip line up? Why no Gini? Why no matip? What are the tactical consideraions here? Or have they fallen from grace?
its just resting them, this is kinda the b team
GO PORTOOOO
and please play fair i've betted on under 5.5 yellows
>people are actually going to watch this game over city spurs
Yikes
what makes 4chaners so keen on porto?
the team seems pretty gay
dazn only shows this game so fuck you nigger
they're the underdog of this uefa
Moreirense
City win 1-0. How exciting.
youtube.com
imagine not using your time to learn about history
>not watching both
LOL
source lol
if digits stadium bomb
>two Engl*sh teams vs one Engl*sh team and one BASED Portuguese team
Yeah fuck off aussie faggot, go shag a kangaroo.
ay ay famm hol up
so you finna
ddd
holy shit, don't tell the 'pool supporters
based barbarossa
oh fugg
>Yeah fuck off aussie faggot, go shag a kangaroo
Fuck, made me laugh
>that flag
>those digits
oh shit
somebody call the police about this matter, I don't want to see players or fans get hurt in any way
...
Daily reminder Liverpool must throw away this to win the EPL. Otherwise it will slip.
R A R E
oh an btw
why arent there any lithuanians in liverpool
i thought you commies were inclusive, never walk alone n shit
footybite
You wish you had this passion
what the fuck is "halal" piece of shit? all your great sportmen are niggers and you can't tell Mexico from Spain! You're calling Mexicans "Spanish". Katanas bouncing off European plate armor, faggot
probably shouldn't reply to this just in case but I want to be in the screencap damn it
were ABLi
Oh god.
Based and 96pilled
>no Robbo
3-0 to Poorto
You lads looking forward to that black hole photo tomorrow?
>Lovren
*slips*
Fab/Hendo is unbased, but Keita is a good pick.
Do not post it
keita redemption arc starts now
just read about that and yes very much
Lovren is great apart from the odd shit game.
Lads, it's Tottenham.
inb4 it's just a few pixels
hol up
i thought we had videos of black holes devouring shit and so on
they lied to me?
At the yank bank in Arlington. Not many here but it’s a workday. Can’t wait for weekend champions league play.
>defending L*vren after the Man City game
>Tfw I found a 1080p stream with only 80 ppl watching it
comfy af lads
If dubz it goes off in the Porto end
Yes, that was all wh*tey propaganda. Black holes are friendly and never do anything bad, ask anyone
>Gomez on the bench
PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM, PORTO
thinking about it its sounds actually retarded af. afaik black holes swallow anything - even light, so how can there be a picture of it? pictures require light i think and if there is no light the picture would be just black. no?
Is that you mcdonaldsbreakfast bro?
Those are just CGI
based
A void of light in the starry sky.
Scary la
based
How the fuck is Gomez back already?
Dubs and it destroys all of Liverpool, killing 960000 scousers
Yes. I'm tired of waiting, Robbeh.
He fast.
What does a penis feel like lads?
Picture of the stuff that is surrounding it?
hm?
Like bags of sand.
warm shame sausage
A water balloon filled with sand
Like a barrel of oil
I believe in you Porto bros the slippening begins today.
>Subs: Mignolet, Matip, Gomez, Wijnaldum, Origi, Shaqiri, Sturridge
STUDGE OUT
and exactly 96 scousers die
Anyone with an acestream for me?
Sausage digits confirm 2-0 Liverpool
ask your gf
What is the equivalent of "scouser" in your country lads?
Based.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CARALHO
I actually had McDonald’s breakfast today for first time in ever but no I don’t think I’m that bro. I’ve posted here time to time from the bar
link you slag
I'm scared.
9cc676791f715fc01cef7245db8be49eb874b24d
We get NASA niggas on Yea Forums?
is he being sarcastic?
how do porto customers feel about >my boy?
>LIVERKEK
Eerie.
Fuck Liverpool and fuck Mohammad Salad or whatever that bent fuck is called
No way its that fuck off. You're telling me they've been blue balling us all this time for a fucking smudge on some black background?
I can't believe Moreno is fucking dead.
is this hope solo
This shit right here I thought was mustard. It’s actually piping hot mushroom and beef stock gravy. Wish they had given me a whole pint
this ones in spanish
YNWA lads lets get this W
Lovren please.
never walked again
acestream://62886ae0282fde3f9a4f323dce42cde9d8a39a45
sdfgdf.xyz
Only cause Franco was a cool guy have this
Slipperpoops anthem should be called you’ll never win a cup lol
Why is it dark in London?
you nnneeeeeehh alonen
Too many pakis mate
God Bless him. I will never apologize enough to him
torries letting in low skilled labour
CMON LADS
leave Liverpool to me
DAAAAAAA CHAMPIONS
Damn couldn't even hear the CL anthem
buy an aux cord liverpoopers
such muffled anthem sound
I'll give free blowjob with facial if you send me SkySports HD link
Why did Chelsea fuck with Kante?
COME ON PORTO
FIGHT
AND
WIN
Let's hope for a good game, i expect a very pragmatic one, esp without robbo
LITERALLY
W H O
TNT is only streaming the Man City vs Tots match, help ameribros, how do I watch this match instead?
italianons,
any channel transmiting this game?
t. tourist
You think were made of money? where did you think allisons transfer fee came from
IT'S LIGHTS OUT
sry m8 its only on bt
How comfy are you guys? I have a big dish of lasagne so I'm pretty comfy
in italian. more here if it doesnt work
footybite.com
I want to die more than usual so I am not very comfy.
AND SALAH HAS CRASHED INTO MANE AT TURN 1
i have some doritos and beer
my gf doesnt want to watch the game, she's knitting
What a clearance by the man mountain
me too but i'm comfy tonight up at 5 am but gonna have a few cans anyway
>old.reddit.com
Interesting, I'll add it to the list.
>oles at the wheel
>already an attempt
Uhhhh...Liverpool??
Do you want some lasagne?
ANDD COULD HE PLAY
PORTO KEKS BTFO
This was unfair
this is gonna be such an easy game
suck it ABLs
wholesome
I was going to watch Spurs Shitty, but I have to watch Liverpoo now that Lovren is playing.
Pathetic game
Kevin Lasagne?
TOO EASY LA
I bought a bottle of absinthe but I am not enjoying it
No la I've already eaten, thanks though.
OH NONONONO
KEITAI
Casillas concedes the first goal of the night
>porco
OMEGALUL
time to switch
fuck this semen
It's over. Time to fap now
>PORCO
Very impressive goal indeed, Keita
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal
What an embarrassing team. Stick to beating farmers you cuck.
PFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Is there honestly amything more pathetic than Poorto?
OG?
keita unlocked
wow
gonna watch the other game lol
I'm on vacation, had a decent steak and beer for dinner with a tiramisu after
Now I'm chilling at the hotel and watching footbal
I'm as comfy as it gets
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deflectball
time to switch to the spurs game then
The first of many
DAS
IT
Dear god that referee was shite
How does a team like Porto even get in to the Champion league when teams like Arsenal are left out?
VAI TOMAR NO CU PORTO
It begins
>1 title in 3 years
Mou is the worst manager to ever manage Real
salad
lucky faggots
>Kevin Lasagne
youtube.com
please subscribe to my youtube channel
>POORTO
POORTO
>POORTO
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POORTO
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POORTO
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Is Keita the new Lampard?
>getting BTFO five mins in
the absolute state
i'm gonna watch spurs-city
portobros...
>Torres scoring for Liverpool
Its like i'm 13 again
Where’s the guy who posted about keitas redemption arc. Also where the fuck is portobro
>m’based pepe!
Lol nao
Why do Porto fans big their team up so much when they're so shit? Back in your hole you little cretins.
It MUST slip
liverpool goal webm pls
portuguese teams are only good because of the language connection to brazil right?
LPOOL HANDIS COMING IN
IM OFF TO GO WATCH SPUDS LA
Ffs porto you cunts, at least try and tire them for this weekend.
>Deflection FC score a deflected goal
Who could have predicted that?
*disappears nears you*
This man, the greatest leftback in all of England, cannot deliver the perfect cross into the box towards you.
If he was there, how would you attempt to score the goal?
A.) Towering header
B.) Volley off your front foot
C.) Spectacular overhead
D.) Chest it down for a cheeky low tap-in into the side netting
VAI TOMAR NO CU PORTO
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AQUI E LIVERPOOL PORRA
WEW
Seething. Bet you're crying in your chair right now.
VAI TOMAR NO CU PORTO
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AQUI E LIVERPOOL PORRA
It's just one guy.
The real Porto fans know we had no chance here.
VAI TOMAR NO CU PORTO
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AQUI É LIVERPOOL PORRA
shut up nerd
Man, I dont know what's more embarrassing: shitting yourself in front of the room when your girlfriend tells everyone about your micropenis, or being a Porto fan. I ... I honestly think being a Porto fan.
really don't understand the hype around salah
ARABS AND BLACKS CONQUERING THE PORTUGAL AGAIN AHHAHAHAHA
where's the webum?
VAI TOMAR NO CU PORTO
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AQUI E BENFICA PORRA
fc porto?
more like fc farto
Every year....
Every year I get memed by Porto posting. Tell me, should I still have faith or is it already over bros?
bit of a contradiction
>disappears
>Cannot deliver
but you're saying what i would do if he crossed it?
Based
VAI TOMAR NO CU PORTO
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AQUI E BENFICA PORRA
>Keita is suddenly good
Is there still hope for Fred then?
fcking refs, two blown ccalls alrady
City ERA
PENALTY
E
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A
L
T
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It never began mate
vai pa'puta que pariu lampiao
>people insist you can't learn languages in Yea Forums
Go easy on him. He's on that difficult part of the career after being initially exposed, coasting down that downward trajectory to mediocrity and an eventual position at a WGAF team, faded from the minds of the public.
>pa'puta
kek, nice touch
state of aguero
i know right
benfica = paneleiros
VAI TOMAR NO CU PORTO
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AQUI É LIVERPOOL PORRA
COMMON PORTO FIGHT AND WIN
>City win the league
>beat Slipperpool in the CL final
Lloris saved Aguero's pen lads
benfica=alfacinhas porque nao tem tomates
Frog saved
AGGGGUUUEEERROOOOOOOOO
wait nvm
LLorissssssssssssssssss
vasco
Fucking chad otavio shove off hat ref like you did to portobro
>both games already over
Liverpool and City go through. Stop watching this semen slurping shit.
sai daqui Edmundo
Eyyy Pooto
The chad referee
He looks like a sitcom main character.
vasco
>brazilian tv airing this match instead of spuds vs shitty
disgusting desu
summon portofag from his dungeon in famalicão
Should have carded his smug twink ass
>its a salah refuses to pass the ball and stops the team from scoring goals episode
porto will go down 5:0 again
>le defensive midfielder Salad
Just noticed Lovren is playing, congratulations Porto
The yank bank is literally clapping out loud every few minutes so organic we know how to watch
Who /portugueseliverpool/ here?
>van dijk bailing out lovren after a defensive mistake yet again
How many chances is Salah going to screw up today?
>Salah
Can you imagien being Salah's teammate: Seeing him running down the wing; you're in the box. He has taken it past 1 player but you still know that there's only a 10% chance that he actually releases the ball in your or any of your teammate's direction.
Salah did awesome there
IMPERIOUS
>Liverpool fans cry about easy draws
>Spurs-City is an intense competitive game
>Liverpool sleepwalking against Porto
how do you mean?
Lmao Tottenham plays tiki-taka against city
>Imagien
Try learning your language uncultured virgin
I've got the City game on, how's this one looking?
Are Porto getting rekt again?
>The yank bank
Come again?
When will Portoposter activate his meme magic?
One lucky goal and besides that it's mostly just Salah running down the wing and losing the ball eventually
porto haven't done anything yet, liverpool look comfy. how's the other game?
>no comma after "language"
>no full stop at the end of sentence
>flag is literally a punctuation mark
Oh, the ironing.
Quick early deflection goal, but nothing really happened since. Liverpool a bit stronger, but Porto are dangerous on the counter sometimes
>salad
What are you talking about? Why would we cry about easy draws? That's what other fans whine about us getting.
>SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD
SALA...oh
>Salah
>Salah
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Salah
Yikes
Lukaku playing well for Porto tbf
>salad
American bar in Washington DC area. All we can really do is clap and let some short Ham planet lead songs but I love the place
>salah
>slh
>slp
>slip
>salah
tossed his salad
AHAHHAHAAHAAAHAHHHAHAH SLAHA SALAH YA ALLAH MAMMA MIA
>SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD>SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD >SALAD
>Salad
ONE
SEASON
WONDER
>SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH V
This is just comical now.
>Salad
salol
>salada
Salad it
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING RETARD AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>last year's overrated EPL hack
You now remember when people rated Salamanday
Why the fuck Porto gifting all these passes to Liverpool though?
>Kloppo's reaction
JHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Your Messis, your Ronaldos, your Salads
Salah was lost at sea there
>THIS is Liverpool’s premier striker
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>it's a salah ask for corner episode
salad is FINISHED
Is it common to call a bar it's actual name in America instead of just saying "the bar"?
>Mohammed Salade
>Salah
post webm bros
Webm of kloppos reaction pls
Lol at you saddos trying to make fun of a top striker
>Mo Salada
this refball for porto is insane
how do they keep getting away with these fouls?
BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY
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firminho
>why can't we play estoril every weekend waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
it's ogre
wew lad
FIRMINISHED
ROBERTO FIRMINO É O NOME DELE
The Norwegian is watching the other game so we're hopeless
Looks like Red from That 70's Show
FERMINo FINISH
BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBYBOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY
Game over. Time to watch Spurs vs City
OH NO NO NO NO NO
OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE
easy
State of porto
is it true that Mane has a huge dick?
BOBBY
>BOBBY
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They are gonna win that whole thing aren't they?
its over
same as us saying we're down t' pub
Time to switch to the other game, this is done.
Great pass hendo
keep going liverpool!
hahah the minute you wankers said salah was greedy he gets an assist
VAI TOMAR NO CU PORTO
OH NNONONONNONO
Why do people think Hendo is shit again?
Nah just came from me posting during a lot of Tuesday and Wednesday games where I was the only American in threads, I would take pictures of the place for people
looks shopped
>There are people who still don't rate this man
Manbacon city
Manbacon united
Liverbacon
PortBacon
Bacon hotspurs
Baconlona
Ajabacon
juvebacon.
because its fun to meme, but he can be inconsistent
yeah same
This is an easy game for liverpool, time to hopefully get something more exciting
fuck the premier league
>for once it's not salah going down the wing
>instantly score
DOMINATION
welp
it's ogre already
he's the ultimate plebfilter
portoposter are you alright?
ya seething beaner?
He's white and English. They are the only (bad) reasons to rag on him.
Lovren is playibg so i'd aim for 5 to be safe
wew, fuck it
is city vs spurs then
que porra hein porto, vai tomar no cu
Porto is the worst team of the quarterfinalists by far
So who we got for the semis now that Liverpool is 100% through?
quite decent, started pretty end to end but died down a bit. Still good though
Aguero missed a Pen
He ded
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AQUI É LIVERPOOL PORRA
CAPTURE THE OBJECTIVES
Bacon and baconpilled
>Porto
It's almost as if importing spics doesn't work
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
ERA
Based Firminho is a wonderful player. Works so hard for the team.
Porty why.
They looked strong before tonight
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>MANEGA
OH NO NO NO
NO ERA
BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER BECKER
output webum ?
wouldn't want to show my face around here again if I were him
ERRRAAAAAA
I was watching both matches at the same time but this one looks like it'll be much more fun to watch, gonna close the other stream
ERA
ERA
Yeah, but we don't say the name of the pub, usually. Just "the pub".
Ah, right. I understand. Carry on, friend.
I'd called it, nearly was "most dangerous lead" time
ERA
rip portoposter
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out of play?
Absolute joke if they give a penno for that
Because Yea Forums is clueless about sports. For example, there is (and I swear to god this is 100% true) a guy on this board, that honestly believes Poorto could beat Liverpool.
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>Misses an easy 1on1 with the keeper
>...
>Scores a lucky wind fluke
>OOOOOOOH HE'S DONE IT AGAIN! WHAT a MAGICAL goal from the Egyptian Magician!
>He's one of the best strikers in Premier League history Martin, there's just no doubt about it.
You haven't seen them play against Roma?
NO ERA, the ball was out of play
shit league
agreed
in no way should that be a pen
If you miss chances like these you dont deserve to win
that was a clear pen tbf
>PORTO
>ERA
>SALAD
Absolute state of you Abl wankers
sheer desperation at this point LOL
N O
E R A
LOVREN DOZING AGAIN
state of mexshito
>used the power of allah to control the wind
RENT
FREE
Don't talk like this of the premier
>ABLS ON SUICIDE WATCH
top kek say that again when you are against something that is more threatning than porto
not really, handled it after it had already gone out
ERA PENAL
FUCKING REFBALL
new thread when
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refball lmao
HENDO and BOBBY ARE ON FIRE TODAY
FUCK CAN THEY PLEASE PLAY LIKE THIS THROUGHTOUT THE REST OF THE YEAR
why does a foreigner spend this much time hating an english premier league team
how hard you try argue it the ball was out.
No era, ball was going out if not out already
If was out before it hit his hand ya plebs.
NO ERA
like bayern?
Just came here to say fuck liverpool
>Firmisso
2-0
webm of 2nd goal?
pass it ffs salah
And even then it came from less than a yard away. No chance of moving the hand away.
Checked
FIRMINOPE
>le force your way through defenders midfielder
way to lucky
atm vs juventus in round of 16 and eplel garbage get to play Porto fuck that
0 titles
FUCKING SALAH AHHAHAHHAHHA
say it with me lads:
THIS
>Boomer Munich in 2019
>Threatning
DOES SLIP INDEED
4/8 teams are english at this point. I don't remember such stats in the recent years, Premier League's counter attack has clearly started.
why does MasterCard even advertise?
does anyone care about what brand of credit card they have?
yikes his hand got crushed
for credit cards yeah, debit cards no
>he's a visa pleb
>he doesnt have an american express gold card
>Not american express
get out of here peasants
who tf uses banks anyway nigga
the first world lol
based
>the ABLs killed themselves
>credit card
>no credit
He doesn't have an american express centurion card
People with money, you wouldn't understand.
jordanpickfordwalkingoffthepitch.webm
>WHY DOESN'T IT SLIP REEEEEEEEEEE
you may only post in this thread if you are an owner of a american express centurion from now on
Do you hide it under your bed?
t. drug dealer
>He hasnt liquidated all his assets into ChainLink (LINK)
the other day I was buying condoms and I couldn't get the contactless payment to work in the self check out aisle so one of the qt employees hurried over to help and oh boy I got extremely flustered
anyway fuck visa
>doing crypto
stay poor nolinkie
'ate irish
'ate northerners
'ate liverpool
simple as
t. abl
>salad