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business idea: Death Grips arena music
what happens if you ask?
shall
>Caps in blue
>Don't even wear blue except for meme games these days
no zoomers, no homos, no trannies, no non-whites
Did not realize Dundon owned the Canes
Never forgiving you absolute cunts for folding the AAF
All kino matchups, how does Gary do it?
cant wait until gary opens that 1st overall soilers envelope
>>>r/lgbt
ban AAF faggots from /hoc/
Fuck the canes, dubs for caps sweeping them and dundon weeping
I’m Gary’s main advisor you can thank me
Dallass will do to the child predditors what the child predditors did to the shitcocks in 2017
Zoomers, transgenders, homosexuals, non whites welcomed!
Ban Tom Dundon from owning things associated with sports
>yfw dallas isles final
just having a think about Dundon and how he wont invest in defense because your team having to come back from deficits makes for more entertaining hockey
good katt
Hes known for investing in things and ruining them, dont be surprised
i'd be okay with this
im actually looking at GA stats and canes aren't looking too bad 2bh
goalie win shares are all that matter desu
Stop it this is a RIP AAF thread now. Fuck the canes
>1st in shots
>16th in GF
Pucks on net boys, don't even care where you are on the ice.
GA stats more like GAY stats. This is playoffs not stats 101. You retarded cousin fucking sunbelt faggot jew york whatevers. This is Winnipeg's year and so are the next 3. Playoff is wear the men play men and the boys eat dirt. This is Old Time Hockey
canes dont look too bad in terms of shots allowed either
okay sam
oh good, I almost forgot why I actively root against the jest
DEAD MAN IS BACK
Okay I'm not afraid to admit it. Nickelback is fucking awesome. I'm not ashamed to say I like listening to them. I may or may not be a Flames fan but Nickelback is fucking awesome. Stay mad haters.
ITT: stat babbies who don’t live in hockey markets
>laffs
...
we're in here btw
/hoc/ has the worst taste in music on this entire site
>and for the 27th year in a row, canada is eliminated from stanley cup contention
t. butthurt jazzfag mad that nobody else likes his skoodily-doo-wop dogshit
For me its this
Yo Nickelback is fuckin sick you pussies
Hockey Chads listen to rock and roll go be a fag somewhere else
I'VE BEEN DOWN
I'VE BEEN WRONG
t. Boomer whose failing memory and early onset dementia won't let him enjoy anything else aside from the same 3 chords repeated for the entire song and a chorus that lasts 2/3s of the song
Of course Sam likes Nickelback
ha ha ha fucking S E E T H E
p-playoff hockey makes me nervous.
lol if he hadn't stepped in the league would've folded week 2
Stop acting so entitled, faggot
It's pretty much the only thing that keeps me going desu
For me it's knowing deep down in my heart >we will be a first round exit and already stockpiling alcohol for the remainder of the playoffs
interesting how anons prefer listening to ambient background music over country "music"
Not me, lad. >We're gonna do some damage.
sharks in 5, screencap this
Weaklings and women OUT
>a bunch of sisterfuckers playing banjo and talking about tractors
ambient is shit unless you mean Aphex
bracketchallenge.nhl.com
>only 29 entries
Step it the fuck up, /hoc/.
don't worry about tfw no gf lads, we're all better off beating off
Why are you pretending to stutter?
I kinda feel bad for you sharkies. That brutal no hope outlook is kinda sad
this is fucking alpha
For me it's rap with a featured appearance by Billy Ray Cyrus.
>Toronto beating the lightning
Lmao
this was a shitty fucking draft
>wrangler on my booty
Panarin and Pup
instagram.com
>laffs beating the broons
Jej
...
Keep crying we're all laughing
i watched The Ballad of Buster Scruggs last night and im in a cowboy frontiersman music mood. Gr8 movie btw might be my favorite one from the coen bros
Ok here me out, You might not like Alberta at all, but this song is pretty sweet no?
for me it was meeting a canes bro at work, knowing he shitposts, and not seeing him ever again. feels bad. even saw a canes game with him last year
seems like he wasnt doing to bad. what happened??
2010 wasnt so bad
I mean how many of their movies have you seen? also fallout new vegas soundtrack is kino
youtube.com
I enjoyed it too tbf
>All those tards passing on Forsberg
>Trade him to try and save your job because "lol we didn't think we'd have been able to pick him there anyway"
>Lose your job
>Gifted another good team
I know they wouldn't have fleeced the Blues for Oshie if they had kept Forsberg but I'll always hate McPhee.
You ever see him play? He has the IQ of a CHL'er. All the tools no toolbox
for me, its converting my south carolina bro to hockey and making him a canes fan
the only good player before him is fucking rielly and lindholm, and I guess trouba.
Pretty good value everywhere.
>tfw traded Coyle and someone else for Burns
Sharks made out like bandits
i wouldnt count No Country for Old Men desu because the book was 1000x better than on screen but thats still a decent one
im actually a Motley Crue / mumble rap / nightcore Chad , and I'd also like to point out how Laine Bulju and PLD are probably 3 of the best top 4 picks ever maked in one draft
this is true desu
/hoc/fags unironically like shit like hoobastank and chevelle
>nightcore
are those the scene kids who dance around under highway overpasses?
this draft has some really good players down the line, but its first round is odd
>Motley Crue
nice
Inside Llewyn Davis? Blood Simple? not even going to mention Lebowski. I hesitate to give Buster Scruggs a try because I feel they've run the western genre into the ground
>the book was 1000x better than on screen
The movie was nearly a 1 for 1 adaptation of the book and nailed the atmosphere, are you a fucking crackhead?
Approved music:
Boomer rock
Nickelback
Outlaw country
reminder /hoc/ is a boomer general.
I want to buy a ranch in California or Nevada and live out my life simply.
>91944618
*snap*
Shut the fuck up zoomie . I'm also into other elite talents. Like Winnipeg Jets forward Mark Schiefele and rock band Helix
this is when drafting bigboys was still favorable. gudbranson, mcilrath and forbort probably wouldnt even be 1st round picks nowadays.
i've had take me home, country roads stuck in my head all day because of you faggot.
Dawg will hunt
/hoc/ is a boomer and rock and roll general and Christian nation
did the furpuck meme start with a predditor furfag? im trying to keep all my autistic facts in check
greatest western film coming through
And that's a problem because?
>no punk
>no grindcore
>half of these aren't even real genres.
>no "i'm based and listen to everything option"
shant be voting.
notable people drafted past the first round
miko koskinen
Ryan O Reilly
Jakob Silfverberg
Robin Lehner
Dmitry Orlov
Tomas Tatar
Tyson barrie
Reilly Smith
Casey Cizikas
Sami Vatanen
Mike Hoffman
Anders Lee
Erik Haula
primus is fucking TRASH
Damn, Beau Bennett completely out of hockey now
no ya dingus, it goes, Primus Sucks!
no, retard it’s “primus sucks”
What time is the draft lottery tomorrow?
no it's
PRIMUS SUCKS
Last one.
>drafting zach boychuk over karlsson
Les Claypool and Death Grips have a song together, wish it was on Spotify
go knights
Core tenets of /hoc/:
All core tenets of boomerism
fuck the knights
>mikkel boadker drafted before ek65
what the fuck is this
You say Taylor Swift, I say AC/DC
You say Lady Gaga, I say Johnny Cash
You say Hannah Montana, I say Queen
You say Owl City, I say Tool
You say Jonas Brothers, I say Nine Inch Nails
You say Justin Bieber, I say Nirvana
You say Lil Pump, I say The White Stripes
95% of normies choose crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to real music, hit this post with some (you)'s!
I wasn't expecting much from The Claypool Lennon Experience, but damn do they work well together. Incredible
fuck
this is when drafting big immobile defensive defenseman was still a thing. luke schenn was that type of prospect too. those types of players have basically been phased out of the nuhl.
Based and Boomerpilled
Fuckin Fin gets me every time. He is like the sped kid who doesn't know whats going on
Not a fan of "le comedy rawk XDDD" bands like that even if they're otherwise good musicians
Based flames cat
>Sbisa was 19th overall
What
tied at 59 lads
unironically listen to all those based boomer bands to this day
Stop bullying Fin
To be fair, this draft also gave us carlsson and doughty, and both are still effective defenseman in their own regards
pretty shit games on tonight and tomorrow, lads
There is no hockey on and how could a score be 59-59
Shant
Whatever happened to mcilrath anyway?
>Stinger looking like he's about to snap the fuck out
It's like that class picture that had the Columbine shooters in it
finnish goaltending
Tfw preds traded away the pick the sens used to take erik iarlsson
Carlson too. He's not even a particularly great skater but it's amazing how much more awful so many of the other dmen ahead of him are. Doughty/Pietrangelo/Karlsson/Carlson is a pretty good selection of dmen with hindsight 10 years later.
how do you guys listen to the same music over and over again for decades?
Why is the FurTed some kind of cricket
yeah, same here. that dude can play a hell of a bass, but his band is lame
He's on my 2nd pairing in Chel and he's my designated fighter (on D). Forwards I use Roslovic, Craig Smith, or Smech
Well if I had to sit next to that fetal alcohol syndrome penguin I wouldn't be happy either
You can usually hear them at their games
>Sbisa
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
April Wine was a hell of a show. Seen them at the Burt
recently was called up from Grand Rapids to the wongs lineup for the last bit of the season
Filly don't do rebounds.
Jagsguy being in that class photo will always be my favorite useless fact of all time.
65-64 one minute left oh shit
carlsson and doughty are more offensive tho. that was back when teams still heavily believed in the whole >you cant team size thing. most drafts around that time had a few dmen drafted near the top 10, who we can look back at now and think it was a shit pick, but at the time they picked him because of his size.
Fucking kek forgot all about that
Only organized sport (that isnt mma or boxing) that allows and condones fighting. Stupidest thing in sports. Love watching skilled hockey, fighting is boring bullshit.
t. my mom?
confirmed for never having played a contact sport.
only thing that could make this game better is if it went to OT
(you)
Good night, /hoc/.
>11:30
Pussy
@91945100
t. Kypreos
Pietrangelo is underrated as fuck
3!
night night...
actually its 11:26
we going OT lads!
Proud of Detroit for not participating in this degenerate shit
Thank you for sbisa he has done absolutely nothing
you know its true
Al the Octopus would take up all the room though 2bh
t.5'6 manlet that got scared when checking was introduced and quit contact sports
S-shut up
thinking about that redditpost someone posted here the other day about a guy who was transitioning into becomming a female but identifies as a woman and stopped playing mens hokkei because he couldnt hang.
No happy that Game Of Thrones premiere is on same night as a #VGK game. Gonna be a long night
God natt kompis
Jesus, Jessica, are you on the rag?
Gonna play D&D after all the rest of that you fucking nerd?
/hoc/ d&d campaign when
actually my wife is letting me have a few friends over to play settlers of catan while she goes out with her boyfriend
not drunk enough yet lads
i'll help
For me it's supporting my local youth team that I grew up playing for, supporting my local college, AHL, and NHL team.
start pounding em, friend
I call dibs on Wizard
I call dibs on the bagina
Patiently looking forward to the offseason where I get banned every 3rd post because god forbid a hockey general have off topic posts when there isn't any hockey
pepe the thief for me (am a perds fan)
It belongs to binlan
>spurdo the barbarian
"no"
other than ted dick spamming, do off topics really get bans in here still? I thought the moderation left us alone here for the most part anymore.
My boyfriend expressed some well-founded concerns about the team yesterday before I informed him that our apartment is a designated "Knights are winning The Cup" zone until further notice and to keep the negativity to himself.
Would actually be down for this.
All the players have to pick classes based on >their team. Flames fans are pyromancers, Hurricanes / Lightning are sorcerers with lightning spells, Sabres play as fighters that can only use swords, etc.
based knights reddit posting. glad someone took it up in my absence.
Who needs friends when you have drugs
same, but what about he shorks and cucks.
So I'm a Wings fan that some of you (kippers et al) may remember from last season). Been quiet this year for health reasons (but still rocked my Vegas shirt a few weeks ago on the plaza) but am happy to be back here for our second run for the Cup. So let's go do this!
thinking about the Calgary Flames Thanos Stones
What time is the lottery drawing?
>Game of Normies
>nerdy
Any animal team has to play as Druids, unless they can come up with a strong enough metaphorical connection to something else.
Like Bruins could play as a berserker or something that just wears a bear pelt.
Druids with wild shape
4:20 brah lol
Im bringing a min/maxed wizard
>penguins are fat waddling manlets that look like danny devito
dude?
how do we go about setting up the campaign?discord? i bet we could get enough people.
stop trying to force a /hoc/ discord
8 pm et
definitely nevada, taxes in CA are too high and you can't even get any fun guns
roll 20
there already is one. this wouldn't be that. one and done. in fact we can even move this to /trash/
What would the islanders/canucks be in D&D
oh yeah, duh. i'd be down. we should set one up for the off season
An Oilers fans review of his first visit to Las Vegas.
Before I even got to my seat I was high fived by several Golden Knights fans who were simply wanting a fun and competitive game, and clearly appreciated some of the Oilers players.
I was stunned by now nice the arena looked, it's laid out so well and the upper outer deck is a sweetass touch!
Even though my Oilers lost, it was nice to see another McGoal. I was particularly impressed by how well the fans were engaging their team at pretty much every appropriate time. Oilers fans could learn a thing or two about that.
The entertainment packages on the jumbotron were great too, with Predator getting two clips shown that were put to effective use.
All in all I was blown away by the whole experience. I can't wait to come back in the future and see how the playoff fever is around here. Great fans here, hope you get to experience a Stanley Cup win. I'll root for the Knights after the Oilers, Jets and Habs.
My uncle is a rancher and he works his ass off
This 2bh.
As bad of an idea as this probably is, I'd at least be down to give it a shot over the summer.
>your DM for the evening
>always trying to force campaigns in the sunbelt
the virgins won la
i think it can work. it's not like we need a bunch of people. after pixelzone i'm convinced /hoc/ has a decent enough attention span.
He truly is the rigger
fuck off gary
>D&D with the /hoc/ lads might be a reality
No time like the present to learn the game, I won't pass this shit up
I'll pass it up 8 days a week. Take your retarded virgin bullshit some where else. It's fucking playoffs
3.5?
i think latvia plays d&d. he might be in
yeah m8
>rags
so i'd be an archer huh? Well, that'd be my second choice I guess
A lot of Carl Cox and Maceo Plex for me lately, anyone else feel me?
piss drunk on a Monday lads, so stoked for the playoffs
thinking about 62 wins
based
who do you have for the cup
reminder
Tuesday hangover that sounds grim
lightning probs, but I'm going shorks or jests
Do any of you see any massive upsets happening this year? Honestly, I don't see any of the underdog teams doing jack shit this season.
I have the official bracket
I'm feeling one of those rn
Thank goodness for based excedrin
bloos>sams, unironically
feel like carolina and dallas could both pull upsets
Im down, I haven't played in a long time so I will be rusty
>he thinks the jets will make it out of the first round
oh no
oh no no no no
west is ripe for a 3 seed or wild card winner
It’d be more of an upset if the jets won
Avs will win check the digits
>Sharts over Vegass
I'm glad you believe in >us
meant for
>he thinks the Jets won't make quick work of saint lose'is
yikes
i can't wait to come here and humiliate canada when all three teams are out in the first round
Leafs and Blues desu
sweet. i guess i'll remind /hoc/ after the ploffs?
for /hoc/ maybe.
for me, it's Alvvays lead singer Molly Rankin's Father, Aunt's and Uncle's band.
don’t think anyone here wants to see the jets succeed
I guess, I will do the same. Ill start working on some characters based on different teams for NPCs or whatever
Feeling this as well
Wheeler is a pretty cool guy
Until then.
Shall try to come up with campaign ideas in the meantime. Thinking that the party could be in service to the duchy of Lord Stanley.
Please help a NHL dummy out - What do those “x” and “p” mean?
based as fuck. have you dm'd before?
>records since the break
>jets: 16-15-3
>blues: 23-6-4
for anyone with a brain
P for pussies and X for xtreme
fuck yes brother.
who?
I have, I am not a fan. I will if no one else wants to though
>regular season matters in the ploffs
you fucking mong
x means experience and p means playoffs
Absolutely seething rn
Weird flex but I got to meet Bark Andre Furry at CNA today and I’m super happy about it.
based
>Bark Andre Furry
what sort of exciting final will gary give us to help “grow the game?”
you on the right?
Colorado and Carolina
don’t think I would even watch
If you look at the football model, fans of opposing teams are allowed to talk in /nfl/ threads. If a fan of one team posts in the opposing game thread, they're banned from both the opposing thread AND their own team thread. I'm not saying we need to go that far. But we have a place for opposing fans and Knights fans to talk - /hoc/.
And again, I'm only suggesting this for the playoffs. That time of year is too intense, too personal, and too meaningful for some people. It will not be handled well. There's no need to tempt fate, especially if other team subs aren't nearly as lenient as us.
Not even a weeb but I love falling asleep to NHK world. Very soothing
yeah it doesn't matter which team is the hottest in the league and which league is having a complete breakdown
based retard
my little sister unironically met that dog and was so hyped about it.
>he watches the playoffs when his team isn't in it
pretty based desu
For me, it's reserving the verb "to meet" for other human beings.
One does not "meet" a fucking dog.
Who are our biggest rivals?
I’ve been following the Knights for over a year now, but I’m sort of a more timid person when it comes to sports and I struggle to harbor much animosity for very long. I know a lot of teams dislike us (or at least playing us) like the Flames, Sharks, Caps.... and in the beginning they were pushing for like, Arizona or Kings to be our rivals, and the Jets hate us for blocking like, 3+ of their trades, but what is the collective opinion of the fanbase? Do we have a true rival? Or are we just shit on for being the new guy and like... not sucking LOL
You should have seen how hyped she was to see my dick
Just kidding it's very underwhelming
What the fuck else am I going to do
I appreciate your honesty
p is for post-op teams, x is for gender neutral teams (think ‘latinx’ instead of latino or latina)
probably columbus and florida desu
has anyone set up a 3.5 campaign?
Jets or Knights are going to win.
No problem, not much point in lying to strangers on the internet.
watching raw lads
I scored a goal once in high school floor hockey
Gary wants the sunbelt, he was pushing trashville for a while but they have proven too shitty, probably carolina vegas
W-watch baseball?
I used to crosscheck the weaker kids in floor hockey after I'd get my Hattie so I could get kicked out of gym class and go buy puffed wheat
x-clinched ploffs
y-clinched division
z-clinched conference
p-clinched president's orb
what a liar
so ridiculous I didn't even laugh
Would rather sudoku
Night lads
cheeky, night
based and sleepypilled
ruined my night reading this cringe post but
Based and RP'd
how is it?
Columbus in 4
If Columbus gets swept in the first round, is it really like they even made to the playoffs?
it's like they barely did now desu
even the dog knows its in danger
It's not like they have any draft picks anyways
/hoc/ bracket group?
anyone got tickets for the ploffs?
that dog is going to need its own therapy dog now
for me, it's looking stupid in an argument and closing the thread instead of responding
imagine not expecting an '04 repeat
for me its seeing that happen and then continuing the argument on his behalf
I like to call myself a retard
>hart
Kucherov
>Norris
Hedman
>vezina
Bishop
>calder
Pettersson
>selke
barkov
>byng
Marchand
>masterton
Thornton
how about you guys
What thread, lad?
why didnt you pick a lester winner?
based and ratpilled
Yeah they're yours for 10 large each
what?
Yeah, I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road. I’m gonna ride ‘til I can’t no more.
Yeah, I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road. I’m gonna ride ‘til I can’t no more.
I GOT THEM HORSES IN THE BACK
HORSE TACK IS ATTACHED
HAT MATTE IS BLACK
GOT THE BOOTS THAT’S BLACK TO MATCH
RIDIN’ ON A HORSE, HA
YOU CAN WHIP YOUR PORSCHE
I BEEN IN THE VALLEY
YOU AIN’T BEEN OFF THAT PORCH, NOW
CAN’T NOBODY TELL ME NOTHIN’
YOU CAN’T TELL ME NOTHIN’
CAN’T NOBODY TELL ME NOTHIN’
YOU CAN’T TELL ME NOTHIN’
Imagine thinking the Norris won't go to Girodano
t. not a Flim Flamer
What the fuck is that one for again
based and texaspilled
Yeah lets just rename the Ted Lyndsay award the year he fucking dies classy move NHL you fucking pricks
which games?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>sunbelt hockey
And the mark messier leadership award goes to
Matt Duchene
What a bitch
>mcdavid overheard telling trainers "It's broken"
>out 2 weeks
>sitting out worlds
Not that anything the IIHF does is meaningful, but if the oilers were in the playoffs he'd be playing sheltered minutes in game one. This is what happens when you let the crew steer the ship. They should trade him before his sissy glory boy attitude affects the rest of the lockers room
Based Youtube had this in my recommendations
I agree trade him and a first for Matt duchene
maybe if team canada was paying him 12+mill/year like the soilers are he would feel pressured to return.
The jets should trade trouba and a second for Duchene and dzingel I think
Maybe if he wanted to shed tthe glory boy sissy title he'd worry more about the name on the front of the jersey than the back. That's the tea sis
he went last year and was the only person who did anything again for team canada. literally goes on to a new team and its not any different than the shit he puts up with playing for the soilers.
>HAT MATTE IS BLACK
based desu
based
And the Lester Pearson award goes to
Matt Duchene
what are you talking about m8
Oh I'm sorry what did he win for us? Or did we get bounced by fucking Latvia or Germany or "not so Great" Britain again? Connor Mcdavids not a fucking leader. The only leading he does is down the fucking plank. He's a leaver more like
Mmmm bark youtu.be
Build the lodge stop the river
Trouba's young and good, I think Byfuglien's lagging behind desu
also John Lennnons still alive
>This is what happens when you let the crew steer the ship.
lmao
>there's a fallen tree right behind the /beav/
are all beavs this retarded?
I just don't like the way he handled his contract situation last season. You want to play for a winner you respect the management. I'm a company guy and trouba spit on the jets. Fuck him
where are the other players? he was the only player on team canada last year who was ppg. why does he want to go and carry another team all by himself only to get blamed by people like you?
>I'm a company guy
no company gives a shit about you m8
Hit the Listerine and go to bed, Sam.
He needs many trees bud
You're exposing your own ignorance. A team that let's a guy like Mcdavid wear a letter on his chest has an obvious culture issue.
I actually quite enjoy the company I provide myself
Your company man reply makes zero sense
what is the trophy for the pesäpallo championship called?
>I'm a company guy
Doesn't have to. Im always right. That's one of the reasons I enjoy spending time with myself
"Retarded alcoholic faggots playing baseball but more gay" world (sauna parking lot) championships
did the womens meme tourney start yet?
Filtered
that doesnt look finnish. there arent enough k's, y's, and p's.
redpill me on mcmeme
>cant wait to see a sharks game user, mind taking me?
yes, i do mind.
kinda like that song, but it's short as shit and gets boring fast
sorry dykes dont belong near hockey
>tfw excited to see my bing bings in the playoffs
this chick keeps asking me to take her to a kings game guys should I?
WOAH Did someone here just say Bing Bing! I know that sound!
i miss cosmo
watching mortal kombat to get pumped for ploffs lads.
no. a man could sit in that seat instead and actually enjoy the game.
>Yes, I'll take two tickets to see the Toronto Maple Leafs in game one of the playoffs please.
holy shit those thighs
yeah Trouba acted like a cuck and I don't think he's fully invested, but three weeks later you're gonna be glad he contributed to our Lord Stanley
Specifically GCW and Stardom . Since my girlfriend Hana Kimura is a Jets fan. Just like me
i don't see the issue
nobody is going to get mad at you for getting help sam
It's Narcissa, bigot
I actually want to get the opposite of help. I just want to get fucked up and listen to sports games on the radio and post on /hoc/ intil I die
>your at work and a heavy box of metal bearing falls off the top of the lunch room fridge and you injure your back
>it takes 5 weeks for a doctor to see you for your excruciating pain
> finally get surgery and begin the long process of rehabilitation
shutup zhenya
>at last it is your first day at physical therapy and the dude on the right
is hogging EVERY machine
what do you do???
Why are there no hockey teams with train-themed names?
i always think sam is just peak irony but then i think he might actually be schizophrenic or something
Kek
18hrs 27m until the draft lottery
>fuck guys I just dont think tampa can win this year
those GUNS are BUSTING at the seams
There was just something lacking in Steve Passmore's game
If Edmonton wins, we riot.
>hart
probably mackinnon. or aho
>Norris
giordano
>vezina
vazy
>calder
petey
>selke
barkov
>byng
?
>masterton
thornton
>pearson
kucherov
They might
The last time the record was set for most wins (95-96 Wings), they that set the record didn't win that year.
>>hart
>probably mackinnon. or aho
MacKinnon was robbed last year
without them their teams don't make the playoffs. why would kucherov deserve it? he plays on a stacked as fuck team that could've still reached 40 some wins without him
>Marchand
what the fug
Retard
so you even admit that kucherov adds 20 wins to his team on his own
Stop bringing back those memories
stat padding doesn't mean mvp. otherwise mcmeme would've won it last year
Not an argument.
the goalies in this sport should not wear big pads like cmon
that was fun, i still remember it. 3 straight 5 vs 3s
Stop it
>supporting an anal rapist
shant
It's already April 9th
not yet
it will be thanksgiving and christmas again before you know it
2 more minutes lad
DELET THIS
not on the best coast yet
a few days will pass and it will already be time for preseason
i'm keen
West coast faggots need not apply
t. east coast neet up at 3 am
got to sleep, nigger
Now it's already April 9th
17 hours until the lottery
Real Pacific Hours
this could be my last day ever as an nhl fan
kys least coast seethe poster.
RPH lads
you said that last year, steve
don't worry, i bribed gary
/BEACHBELT/
>still haven't included sj
not an official graphic i reckon.
there's literally a beach 5 mins away from me
Tampa is also beach belt
Thinking about the good old days lads
been playing cod 4 remastered, it's pretty fun
>nj, boston, cucks, tampons, nj, sj, duckies,kongs
all beach belt
rph
real phaggot hours
ah yes, my favorite poster. feels good to be back.
based piano user. youtube.com
check this piece out
Very nice
thinking about how based the yellow teams are lads
>bruins
playoffs
>penguins
playoffs
>predators
playoffs
>golden knights
playoffs
>golden knights
>yellow
That's a big stretch user
>preds
>black
yeah, nah
i prayed to the imaginary skydude for >my team
hockey is for pianists
and beaver enthusiasts
they aren't blue, red, black, or green m8.
also, i didn't include buffalo in the list, as they are a blue team of course.
what if i play classical guitar user
So then Knights are a "grey" team, correct?
>they think i'm on the east coast
yeah definitely.
Being flyover is just as bad in some peoples eyes.
kek. just kys.
imagine being landlocked AND not having the GOAT burger chain
who you got in the ploffs m8
What's that beav thinking about
pic related.
who ever wins, everyone loses
hate it when cunts watch me work
best post
literally the worst time line
>goals scored
1 million.
did you lads join shannon's bracket challenge
bracketchallenge.nhl.com
give me one (1) reason the lighting beat the leafs.
next thread better be a shannon edition
just did. thanks.
stickhandling
Underrated
You mean leafs beat the lightning?
you know what i meant.
shannon. brent and neil's are trash
>2019
>not riding the lightning
end of thread reminder that hockey IS gender neutral
kek
>your 2019, 2020, and 2021 Stan Lee Cup Champs
end of thread reminder hockey IS a boys only club
>only 65 ip's
step it up, /hoc/
end of thread reminder bulju is a generational bust
NEW
actual new
who the fuck is brent and neil
>J E S T
Wheres Honky?