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Levi Brown
Schaub
Brody Gray
schaub was never good
Evan Russell
>MMA
>Real sport
Justin Thompson
Nolan King
this thread aint it chief
Logan Carter
*ahem*
FUCK GRAPPLERS
Ayden Jones
This is what is ruining heem
Julian Sanders
Mad cuz your mom’s a fan?
Cody Bless
Kevin Cooper
That is what makes /heem/ great.
Ian Richardson
>saying the same shit over and over again
Robert Russell
more like Dillon Anus
John Martin
Heem has never been more popular yah virgin spastic
Jace Jones
>implying you haven't been complaining like a nerd for years
Angel Smith
Baldur's gate character ass looking nigga
Julian Wright
for the first time in my life im ashamed in public when i tell people i post on /heem/
Brayden Roberts
>shitposting at 4 in the morning about vidya in an ugly bunda fetish general
go to sleep you NEET shitstain
Joshua Reyes
Can't wait for Danis' second fight. Shit is going to be kino.
Evan Campbell
I don't do picks often, but the last one I got right was Swanson vs Lobov
Sebastian White
>Dern gadooshing abc was a year ago
Isaac Gray
tyron wins the rematch
Colton Carter
Heem has ruined my life
I keep accidentally using "heem" in real life
eg "That guy got heem'd", "I wouldn't want to get heem'd", "brutal heem, my young buck"
No one knows what I'm saying
Andrew Evans
let's hope for a career-ending pregnancy
Nathaniel Nguyen
This
I also imitate Schaub when I think someone has a retarded opinion.
William Cooper
i did call it back in december.
Jeremiah Mitchell
I say heem and gadoosh irl and everyone loves it. They think I’m super creative and funny. Thanks frens :) other people in my friend circle are saying it at our viewing parties
Nolan Davis
Hey guys, new to the sport, whats up with these memes about Jon Jones doing steroids?
Don't the fighters get tested before every fight?
Samuel Mitchell
*enters the thread*
Isaac Williams
why are all women figters lesbians
Hudson Hernandez
Dear Coral, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my trip, my post, and my Schaub webm at the bottom
I sent two replies back in March, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the Broward server or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble filenames too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's Brendan?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her Joanna
I read about your Uncle Tiger too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some mom who molested him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with spammy
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Lukas too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is user
Brody Foster
Clawja is straight
Nicholas Murphy
the state of this thread
Owen Green
Sup. I'm a veteran of the community (Been here since 189). Jon is clean
Luis Turner
Askren was out
Hunter Brooks
if they weren't they would get pregnant
Michael Sanchez
James Murphy
Same, im not a very social person so i find that drawing from the banter here has helped me a lot in social interactions. I often burst out in Mcgregor or Schaub impressions and get lots of laughs.
Ian Lopez
I disagree
Jaxon Gray
Things have slowed down, the perfect opportunity to remind people
Jace Ortiz
Prime /heem/ heems /box/
Dominic Hernandez
I invented this quote
Brody Bennett
>mexicans
>inventing anything
Noah Watson
No
Hunter Powell
daily reminder that white people invented chili con carne
Lincoln Barnes
White people invented stealing
Alexander Sanchez
For me? It's Ladd
Thomas Campbell
who else /pulsating/
William James
I own this picture
Chase Martinez
>tfw no gf to pulsate my cum into
Jacob Morales
Post more ladd
Jordan Martin
she could easily beat me up
I love that for her
Easton Ortiz
We invented colored tv
Julian Rogers
>Head coach at my Unis boxing club is pregnant by someone she is coaching in the club
/heem/ was right again, women coaches aren't inherently bad but I have had a few problems at this club. The lack of professionalism or structure at this club is a problem too. Cements my opinion to start looking elsewhere for a better gym, the club is great for the price but there are a few problems. She teaches us some techniques that work in women's boxing and lower weight classes but don't apply to me. I also get overlooked a lot because she has a few favorites, even when I am doing something wrong. I am looking to make the hop to MMA and get into kickboxing and wrestling. What should I look for in a gym?
Anthony Hernandez
Luke Carter
Move to Miami. American top team. It's the only way
Aaron Torres
>Evil Cowboy fighting soon
can't FUCKING wait
Nathaniel Jenkins
I'm gonna take take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
Nathaniel Wright
Too far south for me, I am looking to move anyways (Upstate NY rn) but am still looking at options.
Juan Parker
>female coach
>for striking
thats your issue
Samuel Thomas
>tfw I killed the man in the wall
Jayden Richardson
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Parker Young
serra-longo then
Lucas Parker
I could see a few problems right away, can someone give me a full rundown on female coaches for mens sports?
Zachary Brown
Strongstyle MMA
Ryan Gutierrez
Lincoln Campbell
> female
Jack James
holloway pulled out
poirier pulled out
ferguson has been declared interim champion
Nathaniel Young
Artem quite literally today confirmed that headgear, via mass energy equivalence, in fact, amplifies the force of strikes
Jeremiah Nguyen
>1 specific example of a female with bad striking proves all females are bad strikers
I mean fuck dude, she's literally even admitting her striking is shit right there. I could just as easily post a webm of Brunson or Askren or some guy with shit striking and it still proves nothing. I get that you want to meme and everything, but fuck off.
Jack Lopez
they should just give him the actual belt, khabib has refused to defend so he's not the champ anymore
Carter Wood
I also watched his spot on Ariel Helwani's MMA show and can confirm that Artem said this bullshit on air
Jace Martinez
i sometimes am immediately tempted to do this on other threads but then I realise and have to actually counter the argument instead of shitpost it because of how stupid it is
It's tough my guys
Blake Moore
if you take the 100 best strikers in the world what percent do you think would be female?
Hudson Edwards
Too far south, I am literally on the other end of the state
Possibly, although I haven't heard much good about Ohio
Lincoln Ramirez
I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK
Andrew Taylor
Probably not many because there are significantly less women in combat sports than men
Ryder Gutierrez
How do you go from this?
Jack Sanchez
Elijah Brooks
To this?
Nicholas Murphy
Gabriel Williams
Aaron Sullivan
that walkway is a ramp, otherwise rogan would get absolutely MOGGED
Gavin Nelson
cmon bro im eating
Isaac Rodriguez
How true is this?
Xavier Torres
post more felice
Jeremiah Hernandez
oh yeah for sure that's the reason my guy
Daniel Smith
Oh no boner no again.
Blake James
please don't bully dc in this thread
Blake Campbell
Like this
Hudson Morris
How much did Artem get for the bare knuckle fc fight?
Alexander Ross
bout tree fiddy
Charles Anderson
Uh, yeah, that's definitely 100% the reason. Don't blame me because you ask stupid questions. You could have very easily framed that in a way that supports your argument, but you chose to ask something absolutely fucking useless like "durr why is more gooder men in MMA than women!?" I genuinely struggle to imagine being this much of a peabrained simp. Don't reply.
Sebastian James
Marreta will fold jones like a beach chair
Jordan Scott
Nobody can beat Jon. He has no weaknesses.
Adrian Russell
why are you this upset about it?
Leo Davis
yeah leaving your drugs in the car after you crash is for sure a strength my guy
Nicholas Carter
He deserves it for being an obese little cheating fuck against Stipe. I'd adore seeing Jones crack a shin off of his manlet dome piece and drill his stupid face into the canvas a second time. And no, I'm not just being edgy, I genuinely want to see Cuckmier in tears yet again for what he did to my boy. He literally stole the GOAT status from him.
Easton Wood
this
Xavier White
Not an argument.
Jackson Davis
His only weakness will be age
Wyatt Phillips
I'm having fun here my guy. I enjoy belittling and embarrassing bigoted retards like you on the internet. It's literally a hobby of mine lmao.
Hunter Hernandez
lol stipe is an overrated bum. not even a top 5 all time hw.
Caleb Ramirez
this is how i feel, even if he gets ko'd this year, it will be because of age
Carson Roberts
>J-Jon will lose...t-this time!!!
Christopher Howard
Ngannou would scramble DC's brains. Even Werdum would have given him issues.
Dominic Reyes
ross pearson retired
Justin Parker
Why didn't Tyron just punch Marty?
Brayden Torres
>he enjoys being objectively wrong for the sake of (You)s
yeah for sure a bright future for you buddy
Chase Long
heem, kickboxing or jiujitsu?
Luke Morris
>Bryan Callen is in the Joker movie
Asher Green
he was having an out of body experience
Brayden Morris
fucking finally, this guy has been gadooshed since forever, he was close to achieve Artem status
Elijah White
Does Bare Knuckle have any longevity? I can't see many MMA fighters or boxers moving over en masse just to get more injuries, less pay, etc. At least not the big names. And Bellator has already cemented itself as the official retirement home. I guess they could survive by poaching mid-level cans from UFC and turning them into main event stars? But for how long? And how many fights will the fighters be able to do before the injuries catch up with them?
Jaxon Wilson
Mason King
Sure I'm wrong, when all you've done so far in this conversation was ask a meaningless question and say "u-ur mad lol!". Oof I'm really feeling btfo here, could you let up a little? Show some mercy, please.
Juan Moore
No, it's a meth money laundering front
Juan Nelson
you really need the (You)s this bad, huh?
Christian Jones
What exactly do you think we're arguing here? I think it's safe to assume that nobody in this webm is a trained professional when it comes to striking. This obviously has nothing to do with any kind of formal martial arts, much less the teaching of them. You're reaching here my guy.
Lucas Rivera
As long as you keep supplying them, pal
;)
Ayden Thomas
Nigger
Jordan Sullivan
yeah here's your (You)
*heems you
Joshua Cook
six of these are mine lmao
Jonathan Myers
For me, it's Joanna
Zachary Ramirez
She must have had some daddy issues
Ian Johnson
Not memeing. Women are great at picking up on BJJ, but they literally do not have the coordination to strike.
Nathan Morris
>Bryan Callen as a stripper
Anthony Wilson
Nah you've been flushed kid, take a breath.
Ethan Wilson
those shorts are killing me bros...
Xavier Russell
this is unironically the first webm on heem.com i ever masturbated to
Nathaniel Robinson
Matthew Hall
u mad lel
Joshua Powell
Ok, is that just your opinion or what?
Chase Martinez
Yuk
Parker Martin
people are retarded
Gavin Phillips
>Uh,
Stopped reading here.
Lucas Edwards
I fucking hate brendan schaub
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Name me some top level strikers in WMMA
Robert Sullivan
I hate Tiger more for some reason. Seems like a spoiled little shit
Bentley Young
Mackenzie Dern
Chris Cyborg
Adrian Smith
Aaron Perry
Why is MMA such a freakshow? You got clowns like Dannis, Lobov, Schaubi, then on top of that terrorists like Jones and Khabib or schizo pedophiles like Ferguson and Conor.
Literally no other sport is filled with so many weirdos.
What gives?
Daniel Morgan
cringe
Ryan Garcia
Shevchenko
Nunes
Cyborg (inb4 durr she got knocked out!!! xD le can)
Andrade
Rose
GDR
Holm
Waterson
Etc.
Now, I know that you'll probably just call everyone that I just named a can or something but whatever. You obviously aren't interested in actual discussion.
Matthew Rivera
Do you expect a lot of well-balanced people to partake in human cockfighting for shit compensation?
Justin Barnes
schaubposting is driving everyone away from heem except for preppy zoomer cazzies
OC reaction images are mostly based but can we please at least cut back on the same stupid schaub shit gifs over and over before i heem myself
Bentley Rivera
Not the guy you're going back and forth with but Shevchenko and Rose are the only ones with decent technique and footwork
Noah Barnes
>Holm
>good striking
Rewatch her getting dominated by Shevchenko. It wasn't even back and forth.
Carter Morgan
>schaubposting is driving everyone away from heem except for preppy zoomer cazzies
People have been saying this for 5 years LOL
Nathaniel Johnson
Imagine being this naive.
Jace Long
Yeah, see, this is what I mean. There's no point in even trying to pretend to have a discussion if you're just going to say dumb fuck shit like this.
Hudson Nelson
>can we please at least cut back on the same stupid schaub shit gifs over and over
Sebastian Cook
major off, my guy
Isaiah Nguyen
>people were saying zoomer 5 years ago
sure pal
Gabriel Bennett
I'm going to go play DMC5. Later friends
Oliver Turner
>grasping this hard
Yikes
Elijah White
>still saying Yikes as if it invalidates someone's point
Your buzzwords don't work in arguments
Jeremiah Stewart
Didn't you just say 'zoomer' and 'cazzie'
Michael Garcia
I wasn't the user you were responding to.
Gavin Ward
>Eddie Bravo has the whitest teeth in this pic
didn't see that one coming desu
David Gomez
That's even more cringe desu
Kayden Jenkins
>buzzwords! buzzwords! get ur buzzwords here
Dylan Jones
You have admitted defeat
James Wright
Camden Davis
>accuses people of using buzzwords
>says buzzword as if it magically invalidates an argument
OOFAH
Chase King
Not an argument.
Levi Sanders
Buzzword
Blake Wright
this is a pretty good thread, but its not THE thread
Austin Thomas
>3 words
>calling it one word
You okay, retard?
Parker James
is brendan schaub a buzzword?
Elijah Jenkins
for the next and upcoming thread, we should let the bong make the thread
Zachary Gonzalez
Not an argument
Noah Jackson
worked
Jason King
shevchenko - only one who deserves to be on this list
nunes - brazilian tranny
cyborg - you already know
andrade - 3peat
rose - not enough power to compete with most any fit male her size
GDR - has one decent win in mma
Holm - probably the runner up on this list
Waterson - kek
Brody Torres
>buzzwords
>buzzword
Charles Lewis
Not him but how can you have Holm as the runner up over GDR when GDR literally beat Holm in a striking match?
Cameron Lopez
weak up Jacare
Jace Morales
Worked
Christopher Martinez
worked
Nicholas Bennett
*dabs to Mo Bamba*
Jackson Evans
suckerpunches
Christian Brown
Not a bad record, to be honest
Over all, I mean
Kinda tails off in the last quarter
Blake Rodriguez
Why would you respond to someone saying Nunes isn't a good striker because she's a "Brazilian tranny"?
Joshua Sanders
I invented buzzwords
Bentley Hill
more like last third haha
Michael Gutierrez
i was gonna make the argument that holm has done consistently better against higher ranked opposition than GDR but honestly you're right
Sebastian Richardson
She is more of a brawler from what I've seen, I could be wrong since I don't really watch WMMA
Hudson Edwards
legitimate title contention not even once
William Turner
He was a Big Nog win away from heeming Cain
Asher Campbell
Andrade, Nunes and Cyborg all get away with just being the toughest strongest females when they have to compete with men they would lose that edge and then they don't have much else
Jordan Campbell
Reminder Conor already decimated Holloway and Porier
Justin Cruz
If your favorite fighter promoted CBD oil, please unfollow them on all social media
Hunter Edwards
cringe
Logan Cruz
>having a favorite fighter
what are you 12?
Elijah Torres
Porier knocked out Conor's tooth.
Noah Hall
For me, it's the bbq corn nuts
Jaxson Barnes
>corns nuts
alcoholic tier snack senpai
Hudson Gomez
Porier got his ass whooped. fuck that fake nigger
Joseph Johnson
Conor was my favorite fighter now i like colby but he needs to fight. Might go all in on ferguson especially if he fights conor. Holloway is reddit. Ngannou is my nig
Andrew Diaz
Ngannou deserves respect. Holloway has never fought a wrestler
Ngannou got outed by Stipes wrestling than went and fought the two best wrestlers in the division and knocked them out in like a minute in total
Nathan Bailey
Imagine being this caz. I bet you like cheetos or something homosexual like that.
Angel Peterson
I honestly think Seth Rollins would heem Whittaker
Gabriel Bennett
Glass body vs glass body
Isaiah Parker
so you're saying corn nuts are your favorite snack and you don't have a spiraling out of control drinking habit?
Colton Wood
Caleb Peterson
oh for sure blaydes and patchcorn cain are MUNSTERS
Kevin Flores
At least he never lost to any total cans. All the guys that beat him had pretty good careers.
Daniel Martinez
it's not even the feet but jesus this photo makes me uncomfortable
Colton Martinez
you can see her bud'ole
Anthony Reyes
What really does it for me about this .webm is she is being such a blatant footslut as a public figure wearing the uniform of her employer. I don't even like feet sexually, but this behavior is fucking lewd and gets me worked up.
Christopher Foster
this guy gets it
Nathan Ramirez
tfw your boy is getting close to title contention
bottom textualization
Wyatt Reed
Travis Browne is a beast of a peach
Colton Reed
Are you really this homosexual?
Lincoln Green
I think every webm ive seen of her is something lewd, in a bad slutty way. No thanks for me desu.
Matthew Hughes
I've reached DMT like states while kundalini breathing in an isolation tank AMA
Caleb Powell
no
Adrian Harris
Hypothetically, if Conor had retired after 205 then fought Floyd as a free agent, he would have made more money, right? Would the UFC be able to take any legal action? If he jumped ship
Daniel Hughes
Shit taste
Patrician taste
Dylan Bennett
Dont be afraid to change gyms and get the most of the trial classes, if possible check the morning classes too, they tend to be give by different people, look something run by old ex boxers, active fighters rarely have the time to also teach and leave that work to slightly over the average chumps
Hunter Young
prime schaub would heem ngannou
Jace Reed
Jaxon Long
Favourite female fighter?
Leo James
Its been fun being an mma fan and talking to you guys, but I'm leaving mma and jumping on the Bare knuckle boxing hype train. Bye.
Ethan Nelson
wake up Dustin
Anthony Powell
based italia
Josiah Martinez
See ya in a week
Grayson Fisher
bare knuckle is disturbing
Joseph Lee
For me it's M1 Medieval
Levi Flores
Well it's definitely more entertaining than normal boxing.
Cameron Sanchez
BASED
Xavier Cook
In the early 2000s I watched some UFC highlights on TV and thought that it was cool as fuck. The first highlight I saw featured a rear naked choke finish and I wanted to try it out. The next day I went to my cousin's house and I made him fight me. I put him in a standing RNC. I saw him lift his hand to tap out but he went limp all of a sudden. I let go and he collapsed and hit his head on the concrete floor. His body started to seize and his eyes started fluttering. He woke up after a few seconds. He was okay afterwards, he didn't end up retarded or anything. I consider my fight record to be 1-0.
Brayden Hill
Could use a BJ Penn to relieve some tension.
Jordan Sullivan
It must be like shooting fish in a barrel if you look anything like her father.
Cooper Murphy
Chael and Ariel talk mandrama, machida,
Jackson Taylor
Ryder Clark
Damn Khabib is gonna fight the winner of poirier/max in abu dhabi
Caleb Davis
I don't know about the rest, but this post makes it seem like Mayweather is not one of, if not the, greatest boxer of all time. Which is not true.
Isaac Myers
you mean khabib is gonna fight max in abu dhabi
Isaac Bell
It's an easy win, either one of those dumbasses gets wrestlefucked
Ryan Hall
Jeremiah Turner
155 max heems khabib
Carson Thompson
Jackson Hall
So Max is doing an AMA on reddit tomorrow. Lets all ask him about Schaub vs Ngannou.
Colton Bennett
>having a reddit account
Nathaniel Perry
> I often burst out in Mcgregor or Schaub impressions and get lots of laughs.
From your mum?
Dominic Ortiz
why not both?
Jordan Gray
Would I learn this style of slick takedown in BJJ wrestling or judo?
Daniel Watson
Judo
Elijah Martinez
Thoughts on Stipen?
Liam Diaz
its a pretty basic head and arm throw, there are a lot of variations of it in Judo and wrestling and while you might never use it in competition you should also learn some form of this in BJJ, we covered hip tosses in No-gi like a month ago.
Caleb Parker
judo. You saw rousey do this to people a lot.
inb4 >wmma XD
Bentley Morris
Just jerked off to felice, lads.
Blake Cox
Cheers guys. I'd like to learn Judo, looks like fun.
Michael Harris
Why are all male models gay
William Collins
Hey, user.
Alexander Scott
she looks like a mix between Jenifer lawrence and a man.
Grayson Diaz
Max is pretty ugly, I think I'll pick him.
Carter Perry
I invented /heem/ btw
Wyatt Allen
Alexander Walker
Alex Caceres
Gabriel Ward
Vegans fall apart but he's a pro fighter? Somethings not adding up
Jeremiah Gomez
is this the mike tyson podcast?
Brayden Robinson
Who says that?
Noah Brown
>implying /heem/ hasn't been like this for 4+years
Ryder Bailey
sv3rige and meat eaters everywhere
Owen Robinson
Now that its been established I could heem everyone here, what general should I start heeming left and right next?
Colton Butler
Michael Bell
/cric/
they need a good heeming
Carson Cox
heemcord
Brayden Walker
Daily Reminder Conor is a deadbeat
Blake Green
When did it all go downhill for goobs?
Lincoln Walker
right about here
Evan Jenkins
Jonathan Phillips
how the fuck do the diaz brothers even make money these days?
Connor Wood
They sell merch and often do special guest BJJ seminars at gyms.
Cameron Bailey
not Nate
Aaron Richardson
That is really cool. But if you are a big guy and not a cuck you would be in the /heem/ Whatsapp chat already
chat.whatsapp.com
Monkeysoup cuck
Asher Mitchell
how many songs you think he can name from joy division?
Gavin Watson
at least 1
Julian Hall
They should sell smoking pipes and other WEED LMAO 420 ;D redditor trinkets. Its all they are known for these days.
Aiden Torres
what?
Zachary Bailey
Christopher Lewis
Gonna be honest guys, the only reason I Schaub post is to fit in. Anytime I be myself here, I get shit on by everyone for my opinions. So I decided to just post Schaub just so I could be accepted here.
Sebastian Torres
Daily reminder MMA officially finished boxing in the last 2 years. Fury vs Wilder only had 300k ppv. It is our time now
Leo Robinson
Who is your fav LW fighter?
Zachary Bell
Boxing is done bruh we /notechnique/ now
Lucas Reyes
Kek even looks like he was about to cry at the end like the original video
Thomas White
Test
Brandon Rogers
Most popular words ITT.
Tyler Torres
Nice.
Lucas Gomez
>reminder retarded saying schaub shit
Liam Collins
>MMA fighters trying to box
Jose Cox
you wouldn't know a bang if it hits you in the face cus youd be starched
youtube.com
Chase Garcia
Canelo looks like he just came from Auschwitz here
Aaron Mitchell
I showed my friend this and he thought it was a gay porno
Leo Ortiz
Pearson has announced his retirement
>he's only 34
Looks older.
David Sanders
good
Anthony Johnson
Was the dudebro era of MMA the best era?
Oliver Williams
When UFC gave Bisping his Hall of Fame status, a UFC spokesman said Bisping is up there along with other British MMA fighters like Pearson.
As long as Pearson has been in the game, and should get respect for that, Bisping has obviously surpassed him. I think the UFC spokesman just sperged out and said stupid shit.
Tyler Gray
Don't get me wrong, I respect him for continuing to try. I just think he should've been cut a long time ago. UFC is meant to be the best fighters. He isn't the best fighter.
Jordan Gomez
One could assume at first
Not sure my guy, started following mma about the time that TUF came. And it's the only one i've ever watched, golden shit.
Lucas Sullivan
I wonder if Rory's vegan
Dylan Cruz
I'm a Legend!
Robert Myers
No amount of MMA could stop Jason Voorhees
Julian Cook
Gayson whoreheemed
Kayden Gomez
*uncle picks (You)*
What now, big guy?
Logan Watson
what did he mean by this?
Andrew Rivera
think you had a freudian slip right there, my guy
Brandon Cook
>Mayweather is a midget at 5'8"
>Mcgregor isn't a midget at 5'8" because he wears lifts
>implying Nate Diaz wouldnt get heemed by prime Jose Aldo
Very not true
Cooper Cook
In many ways i am the UFC LW champion
Jackson Wilson
No, it isn't the reason, because absolute numbers aren't relevant
James Ross
Brendan
F*cking
Shuab
Gavin Butler
He may be able to survive getting his head chopped off but can he take losing a close split decision to me after I wrestlefuck him with very little offense throughout?
Michael Johnson
Colton Torres
Junior was pulling guard, early stoppage.
Isaac Hall
I broke down the main event for you lads
streamable.com
streamable.com
Please be kind
Jack Carter
*uchi matas you*
baka
Aaron Long
>streamable.com
>I
feet kissing should stay on /d/ with all your friends
Benjamin Cook
>streamable.com
I could watch this for hours
Landon Bell
>wearing full plate harness and also carrying shields
not historical senpai, that ain't HEMA
Adam Turner
t..thanks bro
Thomas Evans
>smacks holloway
David Smith
Whos your guyses favoritist fighter ever? Mines is vovchanchyn becuz were the sam heights so i no i cud be the bestest heavyweight evar too if i wasnt lazy :)
Samuel Williams
pls no bully
Jonathan Flores
Uhhh does this mean the #Schaubslimdown is over?
Alexander White
Jayden Sullivan
Standup comedy is dead. And Brendan Schaub killed it.
Cameron Williams
Prime Schaub is the biggest meme of all time
Ryder Phillips
Schaubs stand up special comes out on Showtime May 17th! Will be instantly available on the showtime app. He said they should be releasing a lot of clips in the upcoming weeks and they filmed an “embedded like” series following him up to the special that will be coming out also.
And for all you poorfags don’t worry, Schaub said he gets to give out a promo code on his podcast that gives feee access to the special if you don’t have showtime.
Justin Scott
Exactly. Schaub was always in his prime.
Luis Mitchell
>watching the embedded video
>it's only the first day of fight week
fuck lads I can't handle the wait I'm getting pretty pumped to see Max win. The Ortega fight still feels like just yesterday. I think he might get heemed in all honesty but still very excited.
Grayson Ortiz
Brendan shuab
Zachary Robinson
Gastelum via KO R2
Grayson Sanders
My boy costa is clean after all
Bentley Peterson
he looks like Prince here
Kevin Perez
His prime was getting KO'd by Big Nog lmao
Liam Martinez
Angel Campbell
one hunnderd persint.
Elijah Gutierrez
youtube.com
do you miss him?
Joshua Wilson
Don't worry buddeh, fight week always goes by quick with all the media, embeddeds, weigh-ins, etc. There's also a big press conference on Thursday, potentially with DC, Brock, and Jones.
Caleb Ortiz
More of the GOAT
youtube.com
Fucking 5'7" as well, amazing. That's my height btw
Brandon Allen
Then explain this, y'cheeto finnered hater
Lucas Clark
based and igor pilled
Joseph Reyes
Fight week vlog week or Embedded?
Ryder Moore
fight week doesn't mean anything when there's a UFC card almost every weekend
Jaxon Miller
Anyone taking the picks?
Parker Murphy
Ever notice that everyone that does those stupid little vlogs almost always loses? Smif, Tyquil, Cody No Brain, Alexander Hernandez, Chad Mendes, etc.
Brayden Stewart
youtu.be
>not mentioning the original
Mason Diaz
Jack Robinson
Carter Diaz
sex gifs
Colton Anderson
Nolan Thompson
is she fighting any time soon or what?
Lucas Butler
Khabib vs Max in Abu Dhabi
Poirier vs Gaethje 2
Cowboy vs Iaquinta
Conor vs Nate 3
Tony vs the voices in his head
Barboza vs Felder 2
Pettis vs ???
Easton Peterson
Cringe card
Christian Sanders
i dont like the buzzcut but she is so cute1!!!111!1!111!
Aaron Rogers
I've never seen a black person that doesn't walk slow. Like ffs get out of the fucking way, you monkey-lipped coon.
James Sanders
>a card in a mudzime place
What could go wrong?
Caleb Clark
Prime Rose is best girl
Joshua Rodriguez
she cute
Andrew Anderson
Unironically, for Max,
Khababy is easy work. Chad boxing reach > incel wrestling techniques
Joseph Gomez
Based
Tyler Sanchez
mirror.co.uk
How long until Conor ends up dead or in prison?
No, because the fact he "retired from MMA" wouldn't make his contract with the UFC (in which he signed they had the right to have him fight for them a certain amount of times) expire
Jack Fisher
Joshua Martin
Daniel White
Adam Morris
Luke Brooks
She's 9000% hotter with hair. jesus
Kevin Hall
Who wins between Ortega and Poirer at 155?
Jeremiah Hall
>she will never bounce on your dick like that
Why even live
Lucas Morgan
she was also 21 tbf
also just found out Rose's middle name is Gertrude lmao
Oliver Jenkins
This is actually dangerous considering Pat Barry's current state
Lucas Foster
Max got wrestleraped by Conor, Khabib will work him. It'll be an even more dominant mauling than 229.
Jose Hill
that fetal alcohol syndrome face looks much better with hair
Nathan Flores
for me it's bums
Connor Price
>10 years ago
Angel Martinez
I think Gertrude was one of the fake names I got on Google+ day on Yea Forums
I dominated /heem/ that day
Levi White
plastic ogre
Samuel Barnes
>Max got wrestleraped by Conor
>using a fight from 2013 to prove a point
He's a completely different fighter at this point to the one Conor fought. Max has a 83% takedown defense.
Landon Martin
Happy Rose
Ayden Reed
Yuk
Ryan Myers
Aiden Wood
You literally can't even prove that his takedown defense has improved at all, all you can do is speculate.
>Max has a 83% takedown defense.
Lmao I remember when people were citing Barboza's TDD % as evidence that he'd legid heem Khabib for sure my guy. Go ahead and name some of the elite wrestlers that Max has fought in recent years.
Ethan Walker
No need to waste energy arguing what would happen
We all know Dustin is going to get clowned so Khabib will end up fighting Max
Let’s just wait and see
Ryder Barnes
>I remember when people were citing Barboza's TDD % as evidence
>uses a fight from 2013 as evidence
Camden Flores
Max is a can
Colton Roberts
Guillespie beats Khabib
Lucas Roberts
There's no other evidence to use in this regard. How else am I supposed to judge his takedown defense? Am I supposed to just arbitrarily assume that he's improved leaps and bounds for no reason? I don't know, even if I were to go that route, it seems pretty shaky. 5 years is a very short period of time to go from getting mauled by Conor on the ground to defending Khabib's takedowns. But for sure keep spamming brainlet wojaks, you dimwitted seething little manlet lmao
Jack Cox
Imagine hating manlets SO MUCH that you have to subtly shit on them through that whole post, forget that gooby is one and imply that you can just walk of the street and fuck up Floyd in boxing with 20 pounds edge.
Justin Hughes
every fighter is a can
Camden Sanchez
>HEY FLOYD, I GOT 10 POUNDS ON YOU! WHERE YOU AT MAZAFAKA
Julian Butler
Its really odd. Tall guys for some reason get super insecure when they're around short guys who are superior to them. Then they make up things like napoleon complexes and stuff when they're the ones who tend to be insecure. I don't get the obsession with height, it's weird.
Michael Stewart
Reminder that I'm ranked top 10 in the world on UFC 3 and I unironically have a higher fight IQ than (You)
David Carter
t. 5'8"
Bentley Cox
That's not even that short. Inb4 xD le cope!!!
Easton Torres
Actually I'm 5'7". Also the guy in the pic ( ) is clearly a 5'10" guy who wants to pretend he's bigger than 5'8" guys lol
Floyd is like an inch shorter than Tyson who's 5'9" yet Floyd is a "midget" and Tyson isnt? And what about Igor, who's fucking 5'7" and one of the greatest heavyweights of all time? The guy is a dummy butthurt lanklet its very obvious.
Evan Hall
>Max has weak take down defense against grappling experts
Eli Baker
>bjj guy who has never taken anyone down
Even his best sub win was on the feet lmao he couldn't take the guy down as he was choking him.
David Peterson
I refuse to believe anyone plays that clunky shit
Grayson Fisher
>Max is CTE'd Ortega is gonna kill him
Jordan Martin
based
forgot about that
Aaron Sanchez
>Being able to defend takedowns from a CTE'd BJJlet means he can defend takedowns from Khabib
In fact, I'm pretty sure I actually remember Ortega landing at least one successful takedown, so thanks for proving my point, you fool LMAO
Ayden Parker
>rose v andrade isn't on 236
why am i so fucking retarded
Aiden Allen
Lol i remember when heem used to care about the picks
Nathaniel Scott
Just take the picks already Lukas, you know you're going to do it eventually
Btw, thawlts
Chase Evans
Lmao
Now I remember why I forgot about that April fools theme
Thomas Garcia
Reminder that for a limited time, you can purchase a full year of subscription to the world's #1 sports streaming service, ESPN+™ for only $109.99! You only have to pay $110 to watch fights that used to be free. What a deal!
Jack Sullivan
Nathan Nguyen
Tyron Woodley would comedyheem Schaub.
Henry Diaz
True. It’s a nonissue, though, since there are no manlets superior to tall guys, so it’s completely hypothetical.
Easton Russell
At what size are you a sizelet?
James Perez
Personally I'm going back to names
David Ward
shut up lanky ill bust ur knees up
Josiah Carter
*steps on you*
Jacob Ortiz
smacks hollway is a munster fershure, his distance.
Luke Cook
A SHAME I DON'T WANNA PUT UP WITH IT UH HUH
YEAH I MOVED ON AND YOU WERE STICKIN AROUND FOR WHAT?
ALL
THIS
BULL
SHIT
YOU
SAY
WHEN
YOU'RE
UP
SET
Jackson Hill
Diaz bless
Michael Phillips
Jaxon Martin
heem? more like heem lol
James Lewis
>Bork is fatter than DC without roids
Dylan Sanchez
Bork is 41 years old
Xavier Cruz
Gabriel Edwards
3 years isn't that big of a gap my guy
Wyatt Wright
Parker Thomas
Who should Cain fight next? Blaydes?
Camden Roberts
Look at that wingspan, Shob heems him tho.
Easton Jones
schaubs stand up is better than rogans... i guess that's what that fighter lifestyle attitude and motivation will get ya. its a beast
Hunter Sanchez
Wholesome
Adam Perez
Adrian Turner
Schaub tells stories, Rogan just screams and dry humps inanimate objects.
Jacob Price
hair's looking good. cute
Benjamin Adams
Kek
Levi Jackson
would atpimldesu
Jaxon Bell
Well, that was... something.
Justin Campbell
instagram.com
I wanted to take a picture with Val, but shit, there were too many people.
People's champ. o7
Mason Bell
Honestly he can’t heem any top 10 he should go to wwe
Zachary Wood
Reminder that based Gastelum heems Israel
Jackson Harris
A genetic god, his ancestors probably raped people and stole all their belongings
Christian Ross
and thats a good thing
Adrian Brown
why? because you are scared of the reddit boogeyman?
for sure the short boxer with no reach is going to beat the lanky kickboxer even after a loss to JUST era Weedman
Ryan Allen
Cain needs to fight his greatest, oldest foe.
Himself.
Lucas Parker
vitor belfort is the roy jones of mma.
change my mind.
Noah Torres
He's coming off two wins tho and Weedman subbed him which Israel won't so I wouldn't rule out Kelvin's chances entirely
Michael Russell
Gabriel Jones
So it's true, McGregor left Ireland because he knows he's going to be charged with rape. The stupid piece of shit cocaine addict degenerate needs to do prison time.
John Evans
Can you give an example of a Mcgregor or Schaub impression you'd do? Like in what context?
Elijah Harris
>user. i need some protein. quick!
James Moore
>what the fuuuuck... what the fuuuuuuuck
Isaac Nelson
youtube.com
For the people that think Porier has a chance and for the "people" that thought Ortega had one too.
Nolan Watson
link that he left ireland because of this?
Jaxon Wright
Jackson Roberts
>he didn't inhale shit
absolutely condemnable
Julian Thomas
So I just got some soup from this mexican food cart near my house called "menudo". I didn't know what it was, and the only other option was a hot dog with like beans and sour cream on it. It turns out the soup is made of cow stomach. Literally what the fuck is wrong with third world shitskins? Can't I just have some regular fucking soup? This is sopa de macaco tier shit. And it cost me five dollars for like a 3 cup serving. This is why we need to build the wall.
Kevin Sullivan
did it taste good?
Anthony Reed
good lord she's fucking revolting
Connor Hill
is an chimp a athlete?
Carter Perry
thats the cheaper part of the animal so its very profitable
you'd better pray those eses washed it properly or its gonna be a bad night for you
Dominic Diaz
Even when she's dehydrated theres no semblance of muscle tone. She's like the most pushed females, does she even spend money on training?
Adrian Thomas
Aaron Jackson
Found the chip, life's good
Chase Reed
I unironically wish every single marijuana user would take an axe to the throat
Kayden Martinez
Jackson Roberts
Blake Ross
Kevin Stewart
Fag
Benjamin Cruz
wrong thread
Carter Ross
>already hit the wall at 25
Brandon Green
oh for sure my guy she's one in a million beauty
Asher Long
Zachary Sullivan
t. Dernfag
Jordan Thomas
fake news.
Jordan Morgan
dude paige vanzant has a face and body of the local slampiece in any midwestern bar
Levi Fisher
There was a dead crab on my balcony this morning. I live in Toronto. In a condo 17 floors up. My balcony also has pigeon netting. How tf a dead crab get there?
Tyler Gutierrez
She unironically looks a lot like a hooker I fucked a few times. 100% serious.
James Ross
neighbor hates you?
Connor Kelly
Hey guys just wondering what the right measures are when you notice bullying on /heem/?
Jonathan Richardson
Asians above you prob threw it down to spite the round eye after they ate it raw
Lucas Scott
Post a picture of brendan schaub
Noah Peterson
Sounds like something a slint eye would do
Brayden Diaz
Kevin Bell
>bare knuckle fight
>nigga shooped it with gloves
one job.
Blake Green
wrong again
Lucas Carter
reddit.com
Will /heem/ ever get an AMA?
Gabriel Garcia
Nicholas King
Again, though, there’s netting. I’m not seeing any holes in the netting. I really don’t see how my neighbors, chinky as they are, could slip a dead crab through the netting without leaving any holes. Plus, the balcony is separate, it’s not like some buildings where the balconies are one long slab of concrete with barriers between them. They’d need to swing across like goddamn Spider-Man, cut a hole in the netting, place the dead crab on my balcony, then replace the netting without me noticing. I guess it’s possible, since Asians have mystical Kung fu powers and some of them can fly, but it seems unlikely.
Tyler Ramirez
Zachary Ross
Hudson Cruz
bellator 900 viewer press conference. ynot a drawl dillion.
Andrew Sullivan
He’s not very good and his mom is a prostitute.
Jordan Barnes
thoughts?
Nathaniel Sullivan
based
Dominic Roberts
I put the crab on your balcony
Camden Perez
Is that nigga getting read to fight or have a lightcycle race?
Jeremiah Wilson
pussy
Ryder Morales
i used to post Dern and i would for sure fuck PVZ
Ryder Brown
Oh.
Why?
Noah Sullivan
Tyler Lewis
Henry Ortiz
*makes the thread*
Dylan Miller
Based
Easton Cruz
>500
Charles Ortiz
the virgin making the thread vs the Chad having somebody making a thread for you
Kevin Thomas
I didn't actually make the thread lmao gotcha
Joshua Gomez
My new thread
Julian Wright
Moonwalk back to your farm. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hilarious. You see, it's funny because Michael Jackson's signature move is the moonwalk. For him to moonwalk back to his ranch is absurd. He's really the Jon Jones of standup comedy.
Jonathan Walker
New thread
Liam Fisher
Isn't that the roided up old dude that trains Ortega?
Jason Torres
>not liking pluck
pleb
Julian Nguyen
Henry Howard
I have never heard about a soup with cow stomach wtf
Zachary Myers
>USADA: we are going to clean up this sport.
>Paulo Costa: hold my beer