Official Mariners @ Royals Gamethread

He’ll get into the Hall.

meanwhile simms is repeating "hof, hof, hof"

I remember reading an interview with him and he's basically ocd about grass.He hates high definition tvs because now he looks at flaws on the field instead of enjoying the game

He wasn't. He was terrible during spring training and showed no tangible signs of improvement. He's at the end of his rope.

I fucking hate felix

I thought he looked good last outing but was let down by shitty defence.

>grass autist
the man deserves an award

Oh jeez oh man
Homo Gayley

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VOGEY BEHIND 0-2!!!!!!!!!!!

VOGELBACH

VOGELBOMB

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OGEY HOLDING FELIX ON HIS SHOULDERS

O i am wheezin

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DINGERS!!!!!!

Moore did a thing

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

GZ DYLON!

Now hit two more to make up for the other two errors my dude.

why was felix taken out?

He needs to do something post-30

Why pull Felix after one inning? He obviously isn't injured. He seemed totally fine after the play. Don't even know why they did a mound visit.

KC broadcast is saying Felix has diarrhea

Well, it’s kinda obvious.. didn’t have to say it tho..

>strained right ankle like symptoms
the booth got jokes tonight

Just joined the game any stupid shit happen yet

oh not much going on besides M's still having shitty pitching

Ugh here we go

What a shock.
My state is a fucking joke.

our losing streak is in jeopardy boys

Gonna need to score at least 10 runs to win this one it seems

>state
Whoa whoa whoa slow down there, it's just the pitching. Have a hot dog.

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It's the pitching and I-1639

Got em

Coulda been worse

Let's get on base before the dingers this time

What the actual fuck come on

3 minutes of pure SKILL

>outhouse vs penthouse matchup
>outhouse in the lead
go royals woot

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Damn the throws to first

TRUCKS, TRUCKS AND MORE TRUCKS

Virus like conditions must mean "I'm getting rocked already. I better fake sick."

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Alright now we can hit a homer

Bunt please Dee

SANTANA THE SLAYER

mfw I have Santana and Vogelbach on my fantasy team.

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C L U T C H

DOMINGOOOOOO

SANTANA

It’d be funny if Domingo Santana wins mvp this year.. brewers would be like huh.. we coulda had him and Yelich if only we didn’t have a Braun stuck on our roster.

It certainly is odd that they would keep the aging player who can't seem to play a full season over the young guy. who has a more recent 30+ homer season.
Is the ownership the only club who likes Braun after his cheated MVP year?

RUN THAT PARROT

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BIG HOMER COCK BABYYYYYYY

I know a couple Brewers fans and they tell me Braun is considered a saint in Wisconsin. It's sort of like Felix in Seatle right now. We all know he's cratering, but he still did some cool shit for us at some point.

HEALED

HEALY THE HEALER
Run that starter, big dog

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Healy is seriously the guy on the team you love to hate, he’s such a big goony guy who fucks up a lil too often on defense, but has the biggest heart and has a hell of a swing.

having both in the line up seem to be doing pretty smooth and is happening because of seagers injury. I wonder what Servais will do with Seager when hes healthy...might not need him in the line up....but his defense is good

Im not falling for it again god dammit. I forked over the 70 bucks to get ROOT again, but i swear im not gonna be falling for it again. This is all my coma induced dream anyway.

LEAVE OUR NEW SLUGGER ALONE WITH THAT SIDEARM

both healy and vogelbach i mean

>Seattle Pilots turn back the clock night this June

ULTRA BASED

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if dee dingers you have to believe

DEE

You know you love it. Someday will be our day. someday. It'll all be worth it when they hoist the trohy.

GORDON

ULTRA BASED IS RIGHT. I want one of those jerseys.

so is this a promotion the Brewers are doing?

Dee has been clutch so far this season, love it

Let's go Mitch, finish them off.

BLOW IT WIDE OPEN BOYS

WIDE OPEN

WIDE
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D
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OPEN
P
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Apparently they are giving away free Pilots hats. Definitely going to get a couple nosebleed tickets for it.

No, the Mariners are. They haven't done it for I think a good decade or so.

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You know I heard that Seattle is going to Milwaukee in June, is that the same time as the throwback jersey day?

no, they play the Orioles on the Pilots dayHANIGOAT

literally the best uni/name combo in mlb history

HANIGER THE HANIGOAT BLOWING IT OPEN

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Good job, Mitch.

Fuck Bud Selig
And fuck the Missouri governor that couldn't wait until 1971 for their expansion team

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SANTANA THE SLAYER
SHOW NO MERCY

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Domingooooo!

SANTANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Santana is a fucking RBI MACHINE

FULL MAST DINGER

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FUCK YEAH PUT A HURTING ON 'EM EDWIN
PARROT POWER

I can't hold all these dingers.

SMASH IT OUT WHOOOOOOOOO

How does this team keep hitting like this

ENCARNACION

fuck so many no doubters off the bat lately I love this team

I’m from Wisconsin, huge Seattle Mariners fan tho. (Griffey, R Johnson, Edgar, A-Rod, Buehner etc.) just loved what the ball club was throughout my childhood. Bought a ticket for the opening Mariners game at Miller Park behind home plate. Do I cop an Away Santana Seattle jersey just to stick it to the Home crowd? Lol.

B-baka. I-its not like i wanted you to hit that dinger.

I’m literally laughing my ass off because of the disbelief I’m experiencing with this team has become comical!! When will it stop?

HOW CAN. A TEAM BE THIS BASED

Can this team beat the '97 HR record?

Sometime in late July/Early August

BUT FUCK IT RIGHT NOW. DINGERS.

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Damn, I thought I was the only old M's fan on here. Yes, you should stick it to fans of the opposition any time you get the chance.

Damn, bros, it's like that episode of Dragonball Z where Babidi can transport the fighters to any place in the universe and we've been transported back into the Kingdome with all of these BOMBS.

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Hey if any Urinatingtree fans are here tell him his Mariners video was shit
>rushed as fuck
>no fun twists with the history
>WAHHHH DUMB TEAM BAD

bring back the trident and powder blues

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>WAHHHH DUMB TEAM BAD

That's literally every single one of his videos now. It's become a formula.

I like the baseball compass.

Threadly reminder >we no longer have Cain Moose Hosmer Zobrist HDH or Dyson and Perez is BTFO and there's nothing >we can do about it.

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the M's are really fortunate to have such a good uniform history.

Elias is honestly decent

Wouldn't mind him as 5th starter if someone got hurt or Felix kept being shit

This is my fav one

starting to see fans of other teams accuse vogey of roiding

i won't stand for it

>IR Felix
>Sign Kuechel to a 2-3 year deal
>when one of Leblanc/Leake inevitably fall off the regression cliff, put in Elias as the #5

There. Fixed the rotation for the next two seasons.

PSSH. unless there’s roids in fried chicken..

>Sign Kuechel to a 2-3 year deal
good luck stupid

...hate to brake it to yah...

Oh god no.

our big boy is powered by whole milk, eggs, and peanut butter

this ump has been very inconsistent.

>sign Keuchel
>sign Kimbrel

You know the bats would go ice cold as soon as that happened.

too early to sign starters

I know, but it's a better alternative than overpaying for a pitcher via trade.

Slocum and Bedard still give me nightmares.

Plus, I believe, if any team signs either of them before the draft in June, they lose their 1st round draft pick and give another pick to the last team those guys were with. I'm fairly sure that is the rule.

>mariners offense to opposing starters

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Similar

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BRUCIE

Hey can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh fifth home run

JAYB RUCE

>Jay Bruce leads the Mariners in homeruns

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Uh oh

Bruce is loose

Just a routine home run

>tfw they're pitching around Vogey already

These pitchers are terrified of Vogey.

I need to renew my mariner memes

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Ry-on-base Healy

>Vogelbach went from first to third on a blooper

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yo is that the alaska junction at the end of the clip there

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It's Westlake in SLU, in the heart of Amazon. I used to work at that Athletic Supply in high school

Lol.. remember when Felix started this game and it looked like a bad day was on the menu, then Vogey was like “menu!?” And the rest is history..

the mariners offense is a gigantic meme

Beautiful

Is
That a bad thing?

Well I mean it's gonna suck when all of these hitters aside from the speedsters and haniger stop doing anything in may

>Gearrin in the 9th

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>Gearrin

Whelp, he has a good cushion

fuckin hell lads time for an hour long half inning

Will Gearrin throw a strike today lads?

>blow up the roster
>accidentally build the 1927 yankees

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Bruce you dumbass that was such a lackluster effort lmao

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>that unf

he camed

you guys aren't supposed to be this good
stop winning

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Don't worry, the bats will cool by July.

Just fuck Oakland up a bunch so >We have a shot at the WC and everything will be k

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GG

MARINERS WIN

WE 10-2 NOW

You did not redeem yourself by any stretch Gearrin. Hope you get sent down.

You will be our first major test.

See you in Seattle nyukuh

Second'd. Send him down now.

>I-1639
Based. Fuck Inslee.