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>doyers
Joc Pederson(L) LF
Corey Seager(L) SS
Cody Bellinger(L) 1B
A.J. Pollock(R) CF
Max Muncy(L) 3B
Alex Verdugo(L) RF
Enrique Hernandez(R) 2B
Russell Martin(R) C
Hyun-Jin Ryu(L) P
>cards
Matt Carpenter(L) 3B
Paul Goldschmidt(R) 1B
Jose Martinez(R) RF
Marcell Ozuna(R) LF
Paul DeJong(R) SS
Yadier Molina(R) C
Harrison Bader(R) CF
Kolten Wong(L) 2B
Miles Mikolas(R) P
Birds desu
For me? It's red berbs
birds doyers just wont be as much fun without kershaw meltdown memeing
Go Doyers
He was supposed to join the team in St Louis from OKC but I guess he still needs another rehab start.
Dodgers!
have an enjoyable evening fellas
Can't beleaguer the Seager
Rockies will win the west and dodgers will lose their wc game.
Based Bellinger speed
Puig who?
>signs extension and immediately turns to shit
Wtf miles
TYBPollock
a common and tragic tale
>TYBP
I like what you did there
YOU FINALLY DID SOMETHING !!! WAY TO GO OZUNA !!!!
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Seager Snow cone to end the inning
>quit MLB because you're on the dads and flee to japan, only to come back when it's safe to go to another team
it checks out
holy fuck this umpire where the fuck is the strike zone?
welp, back to the DL Ryu goes
Ryu pls
>dodger bullpen game
A giftwrap win for the cards
>Ryu leaving the game
well shit
lol Baez
>Ryu injured
Just fuck my shit up senpai
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
g-g-good thing kershaw is coming back this weekend m i rite
no 6 week setbacks or anything
dinner is served
post bobbleheads
What kills me is last season Kershaw was hurt and actually made me optimistic that Kershaw would be fresher for the postseason.
Now we know that doesn't matter.
I want a new jersey but I'm waiting till the 4th of July to see how the new 4th of July jerseys look like. If they look like ass, I'll see if I can find last years version or if not, just get a regular white.
las goblinas espantosas
legit first time ive ever seen her since they married, i ifugred he hypnotized her and just kept her chained to a bed somewhere
Even when we had Grienke, I was saying that Kershaw should be our #3 or #4 in the playoffs. He has some mental block that makes him fuck up under pressure. Yet, they insist on making him the #1 starter because he does good in the regular season.
normal white makes me afraid to spill shit on it.
Just order from DH Gate got my Baez jersey for like $25
Have you bought any jerseys from the site before? How is the quality?
It's so depressing seeing Goldy wearing such a hideous shitter uniform
Good. Some jersey autist might get triggered but I am a poorfag and $25 is way less than $160 for an authentic
I have a Kershaw Los Angeles one and a Baez grey Dodgers one
D O Y E R S
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I told you he would get hot and hit some big time bombs
Thanks, I'll give the site a try.
Holy shit, yuck.
I AM THE LIZARD KING
laughed out loud at this and i'm not ashamed
she cute
isnt california supposed to be known for hot women? wtf is this
This is what happens when you give people who were traditionally pygmies an all American diet.
i like Pollock better as a Dbag
that woman looks like shes seen some shit
That is the exact play that would've left the CF on the DL for 8 weeks after Puig barreled into him
do the dbacks have anyone that has been on the roster more than 2 years other than grienke?
low t
Shes better.
I like mexican women being mexican myself but I like the cute ones sorry.
>i love women so much i prefer 90% of their body be permanently covered up
Why do you hate the dodgers so much? every thread you shit it up with these hideous beasts. You're either a falseflagger or a self-hating dodger fan.
Seager abusing Ozuna's arm
CAN'T BELEAGUER THE SEAGER
Fuck yea Seager
Imagine unironically rooting for the Cardinals
You guys see that thick asian chick in shorts?
>methinals
>Ryu fucked his ballsack again
Poor bastard. Groin injuries are scary.
Well shit, hope it isn't that serious as Alanna said
I do it because flyover teams have no fans with girls to post
>RISP
>tfw first post of the thread is hotter than every doyer girl
meh
Yeah but you're posting absolute garbage. Better off not posting anything.
I don't get it, is he pitching with his testicles? Does he clench his asshole as hard as he can we he pitches?
We all know that feel bro
>rags west
>Bullpen is actually doing work for once
When do they implode?
I am not used to this feeling.
>When do they implode?
Two words, Joe Kelly
Remember that it was the same situation last year and they were one of the best bullpens in baseball with the exception of one veteran bum. This year's veteran bum is Joe Kelly.
Who's 5+ drinks into baseball today?
>i had to watch the white sox earlier
trips confirm it. no kelly pls
Joe Kelly so quickly took the mantle of Brandon League I forgot who even held it last year
K E E
A
Y
I quit drinking more than one beer ever a while ago.
lmao
Holy shit kike wtf are you doing?!?
Well shit
Enrique!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love getting fucked up, but it's starting to "take too much time" because i gotta exercise it off at some point in the week
>he forgot about Ryan "bring in every baserunner home" Madson
>Joe Kelly time
>Goldschmidt turned to shit unlike Pollock
What went wrong?
3DPD OUT
ANIME IN
>kelly
BASED
LA baseball knowledge apparently
How does this retard still have a job?
based joe kelly helping the good guys win
>Kelly comes in
>Runs are scored
>Kelly gets taken out
Every. Fucking. Time.
BASED JOE ONCE A CARDINAL ALWAYS A CARDINAL
Knew he was always a good guy
>kelly
Kelly should try throwing strikes.
Kelly is garbage
consider suicide!
Fucking >kelly
cards bullpen is also doodoo so it's far from over
91943477
Consider going back
>Baez
>Baez
He preformed another magic trick today.
cuts.diamond.mlb.com
Shoo lifelong
Nope.
>DP
>Roberts will continue to use Kelly even though he's a garbage fire instead of sending him down
i remember this shit. pissed me off real good.
BASED
Good times...
Good times...
fucking Cecil
>all those cubs fans
has it always been like that for cubs @ cards games or did start in 2015?
I'm sure that blue was only so they could represent the American flag.
It's red, white, and BLUE.
it's been that way forever but it got a lot worse and more expensive after the lifelong influx
>Jason Heyward
AB - 30
H - 10
HR - 3
BA - .333
R -7
RBI - 8
SB -2
OBP - .400
SLG - .633
OPS - 1.033
OPS+ -163
>Dexter Fowler
AB - 25
H - 4
HR - 0
BA - .160
R - 3
RBI - 0
SB - 1
OBP - .323
SLG - .200
OPS - .523
OPS+ - 40
Ouch. I'm sure Dex can get it together.
Or not...
based Flyouter hater. fuckin hate em
the cusb are still in fourth place
gg doyers, seeya tomorra
GG birbs
Well at least i still have anime. GG cards
We just need Rizzo to be a full time pitcher.
And we'll be gunning for you.
gg cardz cya tomorrow
>almost every single loss so far has been attributed to Kelly
gg doyers
probably better than darshits and quintana
i hope he gets shot in the face tomorrow-45 ACP- fuck him and fuck all the money he's making to have done NOTHING going on 3 seasons.
>blocks your path
which means roberts
hopefully next time a stray bullet goes into Busch it gets him instead of some poor innocent fan
>Laughs
i'd happily take a flesh wound if the shooter managed to get that black piece of shit with the next round.
