YANKEES V ASTROS GAMETHREAD

moderately judged

2 out

lets go yanks

Come on stros

Yea Forumsstros!

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Rosenberg is insufferable. Last week that cocksucker said the city of Chicago "just tried to ruin Jussie Smollett for a crime that didn't even happen." This kike fucked bleeds white guilt, and can't comprehend why whites don't feel as guilty as he does.

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Severino is not coming back this season guys
This team's pitching isn't good enough without him

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LETS GO CUBBIE LETS GO

Wrong team user, no

LETS GO WHITE SOX LETS GO

LETS GO REDSSSS LETS GO

Right team user. yes

why dont baseball only go 6 innings...9 is too long for my attention span

Imagine going hitless for 45 ABs

>6... 9

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would baseball be greater without the poc playing or did the game really need poc to make it great

Make poc great again

last seasons yankees vs astros threads very fuckin nasty. is it just the new season? do we need to let things simmer a bit before we start yelling at each other?

or we could laugh at the red sox

Who the fuck is poc?

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people of color

that was the year after they wont it all the astros bandgwagoners are gone now

>a lot of yankee fans here
Astros have no fans

im a cubbie fan...i hate both the astros
(national team) and the yankees

go stros

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This works. I guess at this point we're just too far removed from that 2017 alcs matchup

What the fuck are you talking about? I think I saw about 2 Astros fans total in game threads last year

How many times has that bald fag called somebody a 'stud' so far today?

a-rod is the best announcer for baseball games next to David Ross

I don't know how he got on that show. He isn't from the NY area and doesn't even like baseball. Yeah the things with Smollett and Kapernick are his two talking points that everybody has to agree with or else were all terrible racists. Even Ruocco was better when he was on the show

how deep did mike go last night

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cringe

i can literally smell the virginity emanating from this post

GRIT

1-2 final score houston

based tranny spammer

interesting.. mr. kay needs to tell us hot and phat that pussy is desu

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having sex is overrated i hear my mom tell my dad this all of the time

very cringe dude is a creepy for a 4/10

very cool

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COME ON LUKE

Based stolen base

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>tardinals

I assume he's on the show because they think they can capture a younger demo who doesn't listen to either show in a futile attempt to beat the pope (who stinks these days too).

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they're just simple media personalities that cover the yankees. is something wrong?

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hey dude try throwing some of those strike things i hear they help you win

>shitlander

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all the yanks needed to do was tire Verlander out quickly. any runs here are just bonus

Kay looks like a corpse here.

>Bases Loaded
>one run
good

Connecticut town tries to dry baseball field faster by pouring gasoline on it, setting it on fire

whats fukken wrong with you northern

I know it's a meme but damn she really is ugly

...

>bases loaded
>only get one run
so this is the power of the yankees?

better than normal yankees

lindsey adler is the best looking yankees reporter
yes

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It's funny how just by looking at her I know her political views are insufferable.

>bet the under
can the yankees please win without scoring a ton of runs

Especially with the B- lineups were forced to trot out there every day.

there's also the (((adler)))

Cory Booker announces legislation to pave path for slavery reparations

hella yeah...im buying the yankess with my money than shutting down the team for good

tanaka all star 2019?

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Honestly I wouldn't have even known that's a jew name. Unless the name ends with berg or stein I'm pretty clueless.

Are Yankee fans that live in other cities from New York or are they just fans of the rings?

She writes about baseball, she can't be that bad

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fuck espn

i live in tampa, born into being a yankee fan (dad was from jersey). im also a fan of the jets

rings, at least the ones they were born for

When does bird pop off? This dude ought to have received mvp votes by this point

I guess his show overtook Francesa's for #1 in the market so far this year but Kay's show is tough to get through because there's nobody there to keep him in check like there is when he's announcing

I saw her on twitter criticizing a feminist last night
twitter.com/lindseyadler/status/1115059643145949184

I live in Connecticut, and most people here are either Boston or NY fans. My dad was a Yankee fan and he started taking me to games when I was 5.
Jon Heyman writes about baseball too and there aren't many people who are bigger fags than him.

I guess I mean the fans like the ones you can hear in the crowd at minute maid. Like how is there such a significant Yankee fan population? NY is big but it's not that big.

My sister lives in Queens so I guess I've been a Yank fan since 2007 when she moved there.

There are only 3-4 Yankees games a year in Houston, and there are people from all over the country living in Houston to work in the energy industry. There are bandwagoners as well, of course.

How does that make sense at all?

LETS GO STROS!

That little man can hit

MIDGET DINGER

booo fuck manlet

Damn, imagine how good altuve is going to be when he grows up.

the classic tanaka token HR

>Aj Hinch"I want to score now"
>Altuve "Ok"

>letting a midget hit a hr off you

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I wish I still lived in Houston. I bet tickets are still cheap as fuck.

Yeesh snell dominated the whos

Nice play

hmmmmmm ok

Ryu just fucked me over in fantasy by leaving the game after NOT EVEN PITCHING 2 INNINGS

448 feet

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I wanna rub gardy's bald head and tug on his ears

for me lester got injured after throwing 2.0 innings of what of been an easy blowout win

judged!

JUDGED

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JUDGED

JUDGED

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>he was 0-13 coming in

JUDGED

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Hopefully the only dinger desu

I AM THE LAW

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i mean at least we don't have chris davis heh

you guys watching the natty tonight?

Did he statistically become the worst player ever yet?

yeah probably

you guys read kyle korver piece on racism in america

He just tied the record

He's at 0-46 so he's almost there

Judgie put Houspie in a seeth!

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what kind of Jon Lester shit is this

"I have to listen. I have to support leaders who see racial justice as fundamental ... And I have to support policies that do the same. But maybe more than anything? I know that, as a white man, I have to hold my fellow white men accountable." -

"The fact that inequality is built so deeply into so many of our most trusted institutions is wrong. And I believe it’s the responsibility of anyone on the privileged end of those inequalities to help make things right."

I don't know but he's getting paid 161 million to be really bad and orioles fans can watch it for free probably

imagine being this autistic

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What percentage of new York pussy aged 17-30 do you think has been JUDGED at this point?

Imagine feeling guilty for something you didn't do.

pretty based if you ask me desu

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>as a white man
Stopped reading there

imagine being this autistic

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"The fact that inequality is built so deeply into so many of our most trusted institutions is wrong. And I believe it’s the responsibility of anyone on the privileged end of those inequalities to help make things right."

why is this red sox faggot so fixated on the op of these gamethreads lol its fucking pathetic and makes him look just as autistic

I know Meredith fag is better than that other anime OP

I'd imagine red Sox fags are pretty anally distraught right now

When it comes to racism in America, I think that guilt and responsibility tend to be seen as more or less the same thing. But I’m beginning to understand how there’s a real difference.”

Ginge killin it

frazier > gardner

Everything's wypipo's fault.

my girl is stroking her clint to that hit

white men are becoming woke about using their white privilege to help advocate for other not as privileged humans. this is so exciting.

>my girl is stroking her clint to that hit

>clint

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imagine not being woke to jewish privilege

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This is what, his 5th year pitching on a torn ucl? How do the japs do it?

0-for-47

Chris Davis now owns the MLB record for consecutive at-bats without a hit.

what about the 22% that are white do they get a free pass

the entire focus should be on how both white jews and white people used privilege

>strikes are balls and balls are strikes
when will they end the plate umpire meme

>2 run lead over an elite offense
>Ottavino and Britton are rested
guess it's time to bring in holder

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when the boomer died off...until than human beings not machine

Poor bastard at least he got paid. Yay capitalism!

desu manfred is the kind of commissioner to do it. we'll try it in spring training in a couple years and implement it league wide a year or two after that.
the players union and these crazy contracts are inherently socialist bud

DID YOU EVER KNOW YOUR MASA-HEROOO
YOU'RE EVERYTHING KEUCHEL WISHES HE COULD BE
AND YOU ATE THE WIND BENEATH CRAIG BIRDS WINGS
>Al Hughes

Ok I am switching to the basketball

0-13 why cant judge hit the ball

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wtf i hate voit now

*Blesses your game*

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But the pope loves them

Backafta dis

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I love how in old baseball clips random people are always just jumping on to the field

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they still do, they just don't get screentime anymore

>the pope
>wrong about something
Shocking, I know.

NUTS

HAHAHAHAHAHA RIGHT IN THE BABY MAKER

sanchinos balls got balled

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For fucks sake

How high do you think Sanchez's voice is right now?

>sanchez placed on the 10 day IL with an exploded testicle

YOWCH!!

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no man deserves that

ayy

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No they don’t

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t. someone who has never been to a professional baseball game

I bet the girl on the right is a handful and a half. Pray for the man she's engaged/married to.

britton kinda sucks

Fucking ump and fucking Zach Britton

Why not let Tanaka have one more inning Boone man?

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He's safe

tanaka was falling apart

he was only at 78 PITCHES

Alright time to see which bullpen falls apart first

number of pitches have nothing to do with losing the zone and giving up loads of hard contact. he barely escaped that last inning with no runs.

that call to springer was close he would’ve been fine

This umps strikezone has an S shape

Bird is swinging at anything, even flies.

based pressly settin down these stankee bums

Hey! lets not sink to bostons level

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Ottavino is sick

Ottavino is going to be up there with Mo in terms of relief pitchers. He's disgusting.

lol why tf did they show some fat autist

that was michael kay

let's go stros!

>THE ASSTROS

LMAO THIS IS THE STANKYEEES ELITE BULLPEN?????????

let's go stros

That was a broken play

What was Bird doing?

buying a ticket to scranton

Fucking hate it when shit like that happens. How are you suppose to get an out with that?

Jew York is mad because Houston is a white city

>Houston
>White
Full of Mexicans and faggots.

Fire Boone

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launch bird into the fucking sun

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I'm from houston and it's anything but a white city

>According to the U.S. Census 2000, the racial makeup of the city was 49.3% White (including Hispanic or Latino), 25.3% Black or African American, 0.4% Native American, 5.3% Asian, 0.1&% Pacific Islander, 16.5% from other races, and 3.2% from two or more races. 37% of the population was Hispanic or Latino of any race.

>49.3%

is going to be judge or voit that HRs next inning to get us back in the game?

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Osuna eh, hopfully no walks

Is that doofus who punched himself last season still on their team?

hopefully*

Can't wait until Hicks comes back and Gardner is sent down

ASTROS WIN gg bros

It's all Boones fault. Girardi never lost games like this.

gg yanks see ya tomorrow, now i'm gonna watch this basketball game

disappointing.
gg astros. see you tomorrow.

no need to false flag, dog. doesnt make boone a good manager all the sudden, even if tonight's loss wasnt his fault

>shoesqueak

>no need to false flag, dog. doesnt make boone a good manager all the sudden, even if tonight's loss wasnt his fault
Everything is Boone's fault.

yes i'm gonna watch shoesqueak, hoping texas takes it

i hate boone and i dont think it was his fault that britton kinda sucks asshole

>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS>YAKS

Fire Boone, tick tock bird, etc.

kek based astros, sent the jew york stankees a L, even with el gobolino's smol HR

hey guys just got home how did my yankees do today?

they got squeezed at the juicebox

if any astrosfag dares make a gamethread before me i will FREAK