/nfl/ general - KLIFFS OF INSANITY az edition

Imagine being a cowcuck fan though

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>imagine being a fan of America's greatest and most expensive team that is internationally recognized and is one of the /elite/ overlords of the NFL
I wish I was a Cowchad.

DEM VHS BOYZ, amirite?

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>fail at the college level
>get promoted to NFL
Oh, white ppl

Seething Niggles tard detected

>fail to invent wheel
>get promoted to farm equipment

Keep grasping for straws, cowcuck

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>wake up
>still in the universe where 28-3 happened

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2019 NFC East Champs

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>”state of football”
>two pro teams
>zero super bowl wins in the 21st century
>zero super bowl appearances in the 21st century
>zero CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP appearances in the 21st century

The NFC least is full of fags so your pic doesn't narrow it down.

Imagine cucking yourself by eking out a division title only to get btfo in the same round as your hated division rival, and only walking away with a more difficult schedule the next year.

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lmao vikings

There is a 0% chance that my Cowboys aren't taking the division this year.

It’s about Attendance and ratings, retard. No other team would pull the numbers that the cowboys and texans do if they were ass

Foreigners know Tom Brady and the Patriots, they don’t remember a team that won games forty fucking years ago

>cowcucks

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>your team
>which FA do you want your team to sign
>will they actually sign him
>who do you want them to draft with their 1st pick
>who will they actually get
>expectations for the next season
>favorite soda

Berds
Tre Boston
No
Anyone not called Kyler goddamn Murray
Kyler motherfucking Murray
Pic related
Dr pepper

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>muh 16 home games

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The nanners are really america's team

Hey things seem all fun and games online but please don’t take the Lord’s name in vain. Yeah it makes your post funny and stuff but God really loves you and obeying that commandment is a little thing you can do on the road to becoming a better person.

Based

America’s team doesn’t lose to the cardinals twice

Cringe

This, losing to the Cards not once but twice is fucking shameful

No need to chastise the man, he's already a Cardinals fan I'm sure he suffers enough as it is

p12 mock draft 2.0

the caveat with this one is every single player selected has had some level interest shown towards them by the team i mocked them to, whether it be a private workout, a pro day visit, or Combine/Senior Bowl stuff. also, TJ Hockenson isn't here because no team has brought him in for any of those. pretend he broke his leg or something.

1. Kyler Murray, QB, Arizona Cardinals
2. Nick Bosa, DE, San Francisco 49ers
3. Josh Allen, LB, New York Jets
4. Dwayne Haskins, QB, Oakland Raiders
5. Quinnen Williams, DT, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
6. Rashan Gary, DE, New York Giants
7. Jawaan Taylor, OT, Jacksonville Jaguars
8. Devin Bush, LB, Detroit Lions
9. Ed Oliver, DT, Buffalo Bills
10. Jonah Williams, OL Denver Broncos
11. Devin White, LB, Cincinnati Bengals
12. Noah Fant, TE, Green Bay Packers
13. Montez Sweat, DE, Miami Dolphins
14. Christian Wilkins, DT, Atlanta Falcons
15. DK Metcalf, WR, Washington Redskins
16. Clelin Ferrell, DE Carolina Panthers
17. Drew Lock, QB, New York Giants
18. Cody Ford, OL, Minnesota Vikings
19. Brian Burns, DE, Tennessee Titans
20. Greedy Williams, CB, Pittsburgh Steelers
21. Chauncey Gardener-Johnson, S, Seattle Seahawks
22. Andre Dillard, OT, Baltimore Ravens
23. Byron Murphy, CB, Houston Texans
24. Taylor Rapp, S, Oakland Raiders
25. Chris Lindstrom, OL, Philadelphia Eagles
26. Jeffery Simmons, DT, Indianapolis Colts
27. Marquise Brown, WR, Oakland Raiders
28. Nasir Adderley, S, Los Angeles Chargers
29. Amani Oruwariye, CB, Kansas City Chiefs
30. Jachai Polite, DE, Green Bay Packers
31. Erik McCoy, OL, Los Angeles Rams
32. N'Keal Harry, WR, New England Patriots

Things are bleak right now. But we're on the upswing. The NFL is at its best and most popular when the 49ers are competitive.

Eagles
Not really anyone else they need to get. Maybe a cheap backup OG or DT?
They'll probably sign an O-lineman at some point but he probably won't get snaps
Devin Bush, but they might need to trade up. Staying put I'd like Adderly.
Probably a D- or O-lineman, and I won't complain.
Win the division and hopefully at least one playoff game.
I don't really drink soda, but I guess Mountain Dew.

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Colts
Every FA I wanted was re-signed by their own team, Demarcus Lawrence in particular was my free agentfu
No, but Houston was an okay signing.
Hard to predict who will still be left at 26, but best receiver or best DT remaining. I’ll say AJ Brown or Dexter Lawrence, respectfully.
10-6 or 11-5, make the divisional round again.
RC unironically

trip on old gay

>removing a top 10 player from your mock because no one brought him in for a visit
What's even the point of making this list?

*California's team
Hey if the pats can drop a game to the dolphins every year the Niners can lose a couple games to the birds

Not until kaep comes back

Kys that bum should never play again. He's a charlatan and a mediocre QB at best when surrounded by elite talent
T. Niners fan

Would you trade Russell Wilson for a 1st round pick?

it's more challenging to limit yourself to mock based off explicit team interest. it's not meant to be entirely realistic, as plenty of these visits are just smokescreens or teams doing their due diligence, so it's really just for fun. also if you take a TE in the top 10 your team should be folded.
i wouldn't take less than two first and a second.

>trading a 1st for a mutt chocker that needed Lynch to carry his sorry ass to his one superbowl and then single handedly loses the next one because he didn't have his best WR on the team because he asked to have him removed from the team because Tate unironically, literally cucked Ruslel
Nah I'll pass

You would have to be absolutely retarded to trade Russell Wilson. He is by far the most dynamic quarterback in the league and i would argue the best qb in the game right now. Nobody could do more with what he has.

/Bills Owl 2020/

No, the Seahawks can’t get anyone better than him in the draft.

BillsBrowns AFC champ game, BearsBucca NFC champ game. The all B super-B-owl.

You can buy 3 All Pros at any other position for the same price as 1 remotely competent quarterback.

>trade Russell Wilson to the Cards for first and second round picks this year and a pick or two next year
>draft Kyler, Clelin Ferrell, CGJ (or Adderly), and then the best WR available in the third round
I just fixed the Seahawks.

Depends on how you define “remotely competent.” Entering 2018, only three QBs cost more than Khalil Mack or Aaron Donald. I’m sure that number has changed but not dramatically.

Really? The middle-most ranked QB would run you even with an all pro WR, RB, and Corner?

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Colts-Bears rematch that mirrors the original
Cohen returns the opening kick for a touchdown, Luck has a mediocre day but it doesn’t matter as Trubisky throws a bunch of retarded picks to hand Indy the game

Sources say, “yes”!

here's to the Nanners getting Bosa

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How many "remotely competent" QBs are there in the league? Probably like 4 or 5.

that's not what those words mean

Elite:
Brady
Brees
Rodgers
Wilson
Mahomes

Good:
Rivers
Ryan
Roethlisberger
Luck
Watson
Newton

Competent:
Mayfield
Wentz
Foles
Goff

Not only can it not be the case that less than half of the starting QBs in the league (and no backup QB) are sub-competent, but if Goof is competent then at least 25 other QBs are.

For the Patriots they never draft players they meet with.
Well it is exceedingly rare.
Of the 700 or so players the Pats have met with pre draft in the BB era they have drafted three.

>Not only can it not be the case that less than half of the starting QBs in the league
You’re pretty bad at counting. I said 15 QBs are competent or better. That would imply 17/32 are sub-competent, which is over half.

You’re right, I misspoke. I meant to say it is not possible that less than half are competent. I accidentally included a double negative with both “less than half” and “sub”.
My point properly stated is that it can’t be the case that leas than half the starters are competent. Competent should be average, or at least mediocre. It’s just not the case that over 75% of the 1st&2nd string QBs in the NFL are unable to perform. The vast majority of the league is at least “competent”.

>it's a good thing i'm not autistic anymore

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Formerly Buc’s

Competent =/= average

Top 10 Current QBs according to last season’s QBR
1 Patrick Mahomes
2 Drew Brees
3 Mitchell Trubisky
4 Ben Roethlisberger
5 Andrew Luck
6 Tom Brady
7 Philip Rivers
8 Jameis Winston
9 Matt Ryan
10 Jared Goff

>QBR

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QBR is retarded, even passer rating is a better metric of success.

Competent doesn’t mean average, but it’s readily apparent that well over half of the league is at least competent. If most QBs were truly incompetent then more picks would be thrown than TBs, QBs wouldn’t regularly win MVP awards, and the game wouldn’t be based around the pass.

>qbr

QBs are shit these days, man. Other than the top handful.

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if most QBs were incompetent then X Y and Z would be the case, but they aren’t, so most QBs are at least competent
>no because most QBs are shit
ok

isn't QBR the stat ESPN created in order to find a way to make Tebow look better than he actually was?

pack
idk, probably some depth pieces especially backfield
not likely until after draft
a TE or Dline
edge or trade down for oline
too much talent not to make the playoffs with a modern offense, but I expect the young HC to have a learning curve
cherry vanilla coke

>muh X Y and Z
Your parameters are bullshit and/or arbitrary, and don't necessarily mean the majority of QBs are competent.

and running qbs in general

Is it better to go all-in at the expense of future success, or try for consistent success at the expense of never making that one big move to put your team over the top?

ask the Dolphins

You have to do both. You have to build a solid team through the draft and then fill in the missing peices by going all out in FA. Building a team like the Redskins or Packers are equally stupid ideas.

>going through back issues of my old high school paper
>some kid writer literally got every pick right

A fucking 15 year old knows more about football than the average Yea Forumsed

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literally none of those picks are a stretch except cowboys seahawks. it’s impressive and all, but let’s not act like this postseason was some crazy affair.

You must not have seen all the slobbering retards that picked against the patriots in every game

shitposters on Yea Forums do not represent the general population

Aints
Some DT depth, nobody else is really available
Probably not
JJ Arcega-Whiteside even though he'll be long gone
Some no-name OL or safety
Everything about this season screams getting bounced in the WC at 10-6
Pepsi

awful post

>Pepsi
Pay
Every
Penny to
Save
Israel

Raiders
Lynch
Yes
Greedy Williams, Hollywood Brown, Quinnen Williams
probably a QB..
8-8
Coke or Dr. Pepper

these posts are the most useless shit we get in this thread. no one reads them, no one cares.

>getting mad on the internet

yet you replied

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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These threads during the offseason are useless. Just trips replying to themselves and retarded shit like the thing you're replying to. Spam posts (X will win the bowl, x is cute!, etc) retarded polls, horrendous mock drafts, to name a few annoying things. Please ban /nfl/ during the offseason because this shit is embarrassing

You know what isn't embarrassing? This 7.

>Your team
>How far you think your team will get next season
>Prediction for superbowl 54
Texans
WC round, maybe one win if it’s against another team who shouldn’t be there like the dolphins or some shit
Patriots vs Rams

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see

kys

>replying to somebody getting mad over the internet
Kill yourself bro

Seething dolphins fan

what the fuck is this post.

>can't drive
>get your car taken away
>given a tractor

Fixed that for you, dipshit.

t. mad on the internet

dolphins don’t have fans. kys

Raiders
just missed out on a playoff spot
Saints - Patriots

This is the kind of astonishing discourse I am referring to. I'll say it again, kill yourself

stay mad

Ok. Now what?

>Your team
>Are they a meme?
>Why is that one user so mad?

Texans
Yes
Because he was molested as a kid and is mad that he has a wider butthole than most people

just let it out user
life's too short to get worked up over insignificant things like posts on Yea Forums

>Lions
>Yes
>some people can't shoulder the weight of having a meme team, leading to uncontrollable fits of rage

Nanners
Hopefully not for much longer
Because his gf left him for a black guy

not that guy but i’m not sure a lions fan should be talking shit about anyone else’s team my dude

>leading to uncontrollable fits of rage

I am sick and tired of the Seahawks being cheapskates and trading away all of their best players. I've been a life long 12 since 2013 but if they don't prove to me their desire to win with the same passion we 12's show every day, then I can no longer support them and I'll have to find another team more worthy of my passion.

i don’t think there’s anything mad about saying the lions are ass. shouldn’t you be used to it?

you now remember the AAF

*sip*

quite the league, that AAF

Raiders
Yes....
His team probably sucks

But Yea Forums told me it was gonna kill the nfl! Wtf?!?!??!?

That's the point, Lions fans accept it, fans of some other shit teams can't seem to wrap their heads around.

it’s fine to be accepting of it, but it also precludes you from making fun of pretty much any other team in the league but like the cardinals.

By your logic the only people who can laugh at 18-1 are the giants.

Annnnd JDR is speaking out...hoo boy

Lions and the Browns had a better record than the Raiders, I'd feel pretty shitty to be a Raiders fan.

Ag least >we have weapons now

No, he's a top 5 QB, I won't exchange him for a prospect, unless if he's unhappy or tired with the team, in which case would be better for both parts let him go.

Who the fuck is Jakob Johnson, and why should I care that the Patriots plucked him out of the German Football League?

>Wilson's wife wants to go to New York
>Golden Tate is in New York
Hmmmmmm

*crack* *sips*
Ah...those were the days

So based on last year, we can pretty definitively rank the 2016 quarterbacks like this, right?

1. Wentz
2. Dak
3. Goff
4. Brissett
5. Lynch
6. Kessler
7. Hackenberg

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Let the memes begin.

kessler is better than lynch

Wow, what a shit class. Wentz could be good if he could finish a season.

>Wentz
>even listed among starting QBs in the context of skill
He LITERALLY hasn’t finished a season since his rookie year.

how does that factor into skill? when he’s on the field, he’s the best of those guys.

Why is that bad? He's probably the best edge rusher in the draft and that alone would make >our defense vastly better than years prior

She should be beaten in the street

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Why are you sucking dick?

Why not both?

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This

That's sodastream, actually

Drew Lock is the best QB in the draft and will play in a pro bowl within 4 years

The
>your team
>your favorite _____
posts are the best part of this general desu

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kill yourself

Wow.

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kid had a time machine m9 it wasn't fair time machines are a human right

i have a Hotshots coffee cup

maybe Rodgers should not have been a massive cunt to everyone

the truth hurts

I predict that this is Erin's last season.

Goff
GAP
Wentz if he ever finishes a season
GAP
Dak
GAP
no one worth naming

>post yfw the cowboys give Sack Pickscott $30 million dollars a year

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>over 100 people
so its 100% true

in all seriousness what would be the product of a Bills-Browns AFCCG
how many black holes would open over Lake Erie

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do you think mayfield will stay with the browns when his contract is up?

when theres smoke, theres a fire
but honestly it had an obvious bias and some of the "facts" were questionable at best. I wish the author found more sources and even tried to be objective

Yes.

If he's any good he will. Mayfield has the chance to be THE GUY in Cleveland, more so than Lebron ever was.

Whoever he his, BB the God will turn him into a hall of famer for sure xD

Goof is above Dak
Kessler above Lynch and Brissett
Hackensack needs massive power gap above him.

>berds
>2-14, Murray will be historically bad but neither him not his bitchboy Shitsbury will get axed, so we'll then proceed to another shit 4-12 season. Feels nice to be the new Browns.
>Queefs vs Iggles

>2. Dak
lol

No u

>Jordan Ta'amu is the best QB in the draft and will play in a pro bowl within 4 years
Ftfy

HYDR

I miss seeing QBs getting hit and not having to see a sea of flags because of it... Thank God based Vince McChad will make football great again.
Fuck Goyger Soidell btw

Kessler should be higher desu

>Goff above Wentz
Not even surrounded by elite talent he can't stop looking mediocre

This QB class is shit, any team picking a QB before the 3rd wasted a pick. Might be an all time top 3 worst QB class

Lads, can I just say I'm so fucking thankful Kyle Korver doesn't play in the NFL.

why waste a pick drafting a non Big 12 QB?

>GB
>Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in NFCDG
>Colts-Falcons

do you really think these QBs are worse than EJ Manuel, Geno Smith, and Mike Glennon, or is it just some recency bias based on last year

Because the GOAT is one of those QBs

>yfwdbwdso

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That's easily the worst QB class of the NFL era

Worse than the Ponder/Locker/Gabbert draft?

People forget about that group, for obvious reasons

and by saying that this class is bottom 3 all time, you’re indirectly equating them. so do you actually believe Murray/Haskins/Lock are going to be that bad? seems very kneejerk

Tbh yes, I think all 3 of them will be bad at best

>Geno Smith
Remember when people thought he would be the next McNabb?

lol probably

And that RG3 would be the next Mike Vick

Lol

cam going first overall saves that class. worst of the last 20 years or so are 2013 (mentioned above), 2010 (top 3 QBs: Bradford/Tebow/Clausen), and 2007 (Russell/Quinn/Kolb).
just seems a bit premature.

how am I supposed to believe an "unnamed packers scout" had access to a private conversation between the president and quarterback?

Why people are taking Jennings and Finley’s accounts as gospel and ignoring all the players that have come forward is beyond me. Jennings bet on himself and lost and Finley never got that he would’ve got had he not got injured. They’re salty as fuck

"Water covers 2/3rds of the Earth, I cover the rest" - Deion Sanders
Definitely the most based NFL player to ever do it.

Which player's ego is more fragile: Aaron Rodgers or Antonio Brown?

Checked and confirmed

I dont blame the guy for including them in the article, but anybody whose paid attention to the packers for the last few years knows exactly how those players already felt. some more believable sources would have been nice, other than ryan grant who had good input.

Based and checked those beautiful quads

brown, not even close

Rodgers may be the QB version of a diva, but he's not trying to throw a dude under the bus on every social media site because he didn't get voted team MVP. It's crazy how fast AB is destroying what goodwill he had left.

Baker Mayfield's.

quads of truth

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Imagine how different the narrative around Aaron Rodgers would be if he were black.

Cam Newton gets treated like a miscreant for wearing funny outfits, smoking cigars, and going an entire month without touching his dick. If any other quarterback said they were practicing abstinence as a means of self-improvement they'd be celebrated as an example to the entire nation.

6-5 285 FB/TE
Ran a 4.7 40 but it may have been when he was 250.
Hands of stone. Not bad in the sense of needs improvement bad in the sense handoffs are a 50/50 proposition.
His future if he has one is as a core ST guy and body on the goal line/short yardage team.

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PRIME NUMERALS FOR PRIME TIME

this is america

Don't catch ya slippin no

NFC
WEST
FOOL
WHAT

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>losing to the 49ers
Yeah no

the $(Ers would win a lot more if they brought back Kaps.

Quads quoting based gods

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Go Hawks!

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You're an insane person if you think Jerry is that crazy even in his old age

Dak is number 1, he has won more games without cheating

"No"

He gave Demarcus Lawrence 179,025,001.20 Azerbaijani manat

>Jets fans are unironically getting excited again

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>Jets fans actually think a >USC QB is good and that the Giants were insane for passing on a poor man's Carson Palmer at best

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So are there any arguments left for why he isn’t the GOAT? It should be definitive by now.

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>Justs fans think Bell will be anywhere near as good as he was in Shittsburgh
>JUSTS fans think Mr.8-8 will win them anything

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How many better edge rushers are there? What would you have paid him?

Not that much ahaha. And like 2/3 was guaranteed I think?

>edge rusher
Not a position

65 mil is guaranteed, but who cares? He doesnt miss games often, a lot of it is a signing bonus to balance cap. Do you understand how football contracts for big impact players work? You're not saying who is better that is taking less money. You're not saying much of anything really, just repeating the cousins meme to a player that it doesnt apply to

>Valentine Holmes
jets gonna jets

He's overrated by a lot, and it's a lot of money. Enjoy your shit organization run by senile and incompetent men.

Provide any support for your statements. Hes consistently getting double digits in sacks, and causing QB pressure. It's a lot of money is the only thing you've got right, and he can be worth it. I'm done responding to your retardation until you've got some support for your statements

>waiting for September like

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you need a white qb before that ever happens

Ok :)

>tfw you have a rough day but remember you're a patriots fan

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Enjoy your ban you racist sack of shit

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QUADS MAKES IT QOMFY

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Fuck AB is such a cunt

Nice

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camp body

what did AB even say to juju i was on vacation and didnt see it

he was angry that juju got the steelers player of the year and said it was juju's fault the steelers didn't make the playoffs because he fumbled in the Saints game

Black people can not be quarterbacks because the position requires intelligence and character gained from having a father figure.

Cappin' this for when Wentz and Sudfeld go down.

Ummm...

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Literal fucking retard

PROTECT THIS SMILE!!!

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i mean hes right

>"It's 100 percent, patently false," Rodgers said
>"The thing is ... It's not a mystery, this was a smear attack by a writer trying to advance his career talking with mostly irrelevant, bitter players who all have an agenda."
>"I love Mike McCarthy. Mike has been a huge part of my success in my career and I’ve had some amazing moments on and off the field with Mike. We have had issues, no doubt about it. Any long relationship has issues, but the way that we dealt with those issues, Mike and I, was face to face. We had conversations. ... We as Packer fans and Packer people, I think we need to honor Mike and respect him the right way. We had a hell of a run."

>"My first initial thought is, at what point did J-Mike think I was a bad leader? It couldn't have been when I was up in his room every Saturday night before the games going over plays and talking about checks I was going to make and plays where he was going to be the No. 1 read,"
>"It couldn't have been when I was at the hospital the night he broke his neck and spent a couple of hours with him," Rodgers continued. "It couldn't have been when I followed up and saw how he was doing. So when did this happen where he's like, 'Oh, man, he's not a natural-born leader.'"
>"I don't even know what to say with Greg," Rodgers said. "It bothers me that every time there's an article, it's the same two people. And if it's not an article about me, do you ever hear their names anywhere else? Do you ever hear their names with people? Are they out here making comments, making the rounds on the shows? I would say probably not. Definitely not in the same capacity.
>"At what point do you move on? You talk about me being sensitive and petty? At what point do you move on or stop telling the same stories?"
>"Like, really, a conversation with Carlos Rogers on the field making a joke about his situation, that's what you're going to hold onto? 'Oh, yeah, I knew I wasn't going to be a Packer the next season.'
>"It's the same two people. It's the same story. At some point, you have to have something else to talk about."
guys... what if rodgers did nothing wrong and now has something to prove? who thought that would be a good idea?

Russel Wilson won a superbowl you retard.

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>really

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Honorary white

>muh movable goal post
You're useless

>doesn't have an arguement
>calls other people useless

>this is Russel Wilson's wife
He rekt that shit.

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>me and brady's sixth ring

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>brady trip
>making implications about homosexuality
irony is like an onion

Turkbro who was your aaf team

URRRRRRRN

San Diego Fleet

based

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thanks to an elite defense.

kek, imagine Yea Forums cucking so hard that u get banned for hurting someones feelings.

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Eagles and Titans both signed AAF quarterbacks today

Are you implying Tom Brady fucked Ben Affleck on the plane, and not Affleck's babysitter?

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What did the NFL Player Association mean by this?

Owners still need to hire Kaep.

I'm surprised Kraft hasn't as a smokescreen yet

Considering how shitty Brady was to the Wop, there would be more problems than it's worth.

Also, Kraft is a sex criminal.

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>Also, Kraft is a sex criminal

Yes, that's why I referred to it as a smokescreen, you dumb fuck

Woodside to Titans, not bad.
Vikings also signed Karter Schult. sack machine from the Salt Lake team. that's a good pick on their part

>Schult
I've never seen a less athletic-looking guy be that good at football

Oh, I thought you were referring to his problematic relationship with Donald 'Kids in Kages' Trump.

Anyone else think the Panthers are this year's version of the Seahawks?

>Team either let go of or saw some of their most important veteran players retire
>QB is having to carry the team because the defense got old and shitty but he finally has good skill players around him
>Team got knocked off the top of the division by an offense-based meme team and fans/media are questioning whether the old-school defensive head coach has it anymore
>Pretty much all the bandwagoners from the Super Bowl years have left
>Team has the same QB/HC core and a few veteran carryovers but is otherwise all younger players

Also, for the love of God, please don't draft an offensive lineman in the first round. The bust rate on first round O-linemen is massive and Clelin Ferrell is falling in a lot of Mock Drafts. If here's there at 16 I'll shit a chicken if we pick some meme like Dillard or Brian Burns (Especially given how awful the history of FSU pass rushers is)

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>>That isn't against the Bengals

if someone stupid like the Raiders gave you 3 first round picks plus 2 seconds then I’d do it since there’s a chance he’s gone in 2 seasons anyways

Buccaneers are taking over your division. Sorry.

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Arians isn't saving that thing they call a defense.

The Bucs will score 35 points a game while their defense gives up 42 and everyone will blame Winston for it like usual.

Well maybe they would win more games if spent less time stealing crab legs and more time practicing.

It won't happen this year. But they will start looking like a professional football team right as the falcons collapse and the panthers have to rebuild and the saints retire Brees. Buccaneers are going to have fun winning.

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Lamo, what a faggot

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there was a lot of snow that year
there was a lot of snow this year too
there's going to be more snow on Wednesday and Thursday
gettin real tired of it

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DOME BABBIES SEETHING

>pissed off Rodgers activated
what if pissed off Rodgers is like steph with contacts fuck this shit it’s not fair

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He did that because he really really likes women and the short hair threw him off

Blake Bortles will be superbowl 54 MVP. Screencap this

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>x will happen because y happened
this just reminds me of all that stupid shit in 2013 with the chargers and in 2015 with the giants. history is zero indication of what will happen in the future.

>history is zero indication of what will happen in the future.

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What are "defense is dead WE OFFENSE NOW" basedboys going to do when the Rams regress to 7-9 because Goof got exposed as a system QB, injuries finally catch up to them (The Rams have been remarkably healthy the past two years), and McVay's Air Raid offense doesn't work as well anymore because defenses have caught up and adjusted?

Reminder that objectively and empirically Dak is a pretty good QB

he's average for the current passing inflated era. definitely a good draft pick though, to get a starting QB that late.

When he's on a fourth round rookie contract yeah. lmao at whoever gives him 30 million a year.

>not just picking yesterday's winning lottery numbers to come up again today
It's like people want to be poor

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I shouldn't get such a satisfying laugh out of such a normie tier meme

That’s what Bortles is for. He will lead the rams to miami

I'm trying to think of every running back in the NFL who isn't an O-Line babby. Anyone disagree with this?

>Saquon Barkley
>Christian McCaffrey
>Frank Gore
>Joe Mixon
>Dalvin Cook
>Derrick Henry

I felt the same way

Henry is absolutely an OL babby but the rest is accurate

Henry, Cook, Memecaffrey are line babbys. Mixon isn't good enough for this conversation.

James Conner is literally the second coming of Mike Anderson. Took over for an All-Pro running back and was so good with the same system/O-Line that it made people wonder whether the guy he took over for was actually good or just a huge systembabby. Also turned out to be a one-hit wonder.

And speaking of which, why do people think Phillip Lindsay is legit? Scouts don't just completely *miss* Pro Bowlers and the Broncos' offensive system has a huge track record of running backs who were one-season wonders.

McCaffrey's line was piecemeal/slightly above average when they were healthy and by the end of the season were injured to shit. Trai Turner's turning into a franchise great and Taylor Moton's a stud, but no one was scared of that O-Line and they got exposed down the stretch.

Colts
None. I'm satisfied with what we got
N/A
Dexter Lawrence
Dexter Lawrence
Dark horse Owl contender
It's called POP and obviously Coke

Lindsay is tiny, that's why no one gave him a chance. Also Denver's OLine was shit last season he Lindsay still ran great, now they have one of, if not the best OLine coach.

Giants
Get offensive and defensive linemen. I really don't give a shit otherwise because 2016 showed us what happens long-term when you give retarded contracts to big name FAs
Christian Wilkins
They'll cave to media pressure and draft Eli's replacement
The Giants will hover somewhere around the .500 mark and be a fringe playoff contender. That is if they don't collapse the second Eli struggles and the media starts pounding the table for him to be benched & forgotten and for the Giants to start the new guy
Cheerwine

>AAF
goff went to the SB, Wentz is a nobody

>your team
Toxins
>which FA do you want your team to sign
Daryl Williams
>will they actually sign him
Of course not
>who do you want them to draft with their 1st pick
Cody Ford
>who will they actually get
Probably Ford
>expectations for the next season
8-8 but somehow make the playoffs
>favorite soda
Reed's extra ginger brew

GB
Ansah? Idk whose even available at this point. Depth DBs
Ed Oliver
Literally no idea what Gutes gonna come up with
Blindly optimistic 13 wins
Water

Tyreek Hill literally did not do nothing.

His reputation has been libeled by false reports from yellow journalists at the KC Star.

That is all.

absolutely based and buccpilled

whats the context for this

I can't tell you how weird it feels not having a top 5 first round pick for the first time in forever...

Anyways, is Kyler Murray the real deal? Do any of the QB's in this year's draft have the potential to be franchise quarterbacks? From an outsider's perspective it looks like they're all overhyped.

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>The following NFL teams have made it to a conference championship game at any point in their team’s entire history:
I literally don't understand what the fuck you're saying here

Giants taking Devin White if he's there at 6

Rodgers seems like a cunt
he's massively overrated
something like 0-37 against teams that have a winning record going into the 4th quarter down by a point or more

Drew Lock might be the sleeper actual franchise QB

Why? He was awfully bad

>goff went to the SB, Wentz is a nobody
Wentz left the SB winning Eagles with a 12-1 record before his injury after having an MVP-caliber season while Goff got carried by both an elite team in almost every position on the field and some refball to a SB which he single handedly lost. Goff isn't even qualified to lick the shit under Wentz boots

Wentz is gonna get injured again this season, only much sooner. He's all hype

Fucking this lel. Jennings has spoken out against Rogers since going to the vikes

And Goff will stay mediocre

And Eli will beat Tom Brady, in the playoffs.

Didn't he kick a white woman? Should result in the death penalty.

Giants will have a maximum of 6 wins and will remain outside of playoff talks all year

>white woman
She fucks black guys, she doesn't qualify

Truly you are filth down to your core

Even the lowest of our trash is superior to them and we can't let them forget it. She gets a public beating.

>Russel Wilson loses to Brady in SB
>Starts dating Ciara, a Patriots fan who had multiple vids up on her instagram saying she loved Tom Brady

Is Russel Wilson into humilation sex, hearing his wife moan Brady's name?

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That's fair and just.

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Texans are trash and have never made it to an AFCCG despite every other NFL team doing so.

Umm, no

Jordan Howard

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*ahem*
fuck the haters

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Nice.

Eagles

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Too many asterisks
System babby
Captain checkdown

Take your pick

Leading in 0 individual stats too

Roll for a team, complete a mock draft for them

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She's way too tanned. Great body though.

Berds
R1. Murray
R2. Some shit WR
R3. Some shit OL
R4. Some decent RB
R5. Another shit WR
R6. A terribly bad OL
R7. A shit TE

Grade: -1/10

roll

>clowns
>a competent linebacker
>who knows with Dorsey
>a competent linebacker
>who knows with Dorsey
>not gonna jinx it
>Diet Coke, preferably from McDonalds

based fellow diet coke addict user

It’s fucking elite. I went to Ohio State which has a lot of cool, spread out suburbs around the campus and I used to snag a double gulp of Diet Coke from 7-11 (64oz) and drive around with my roommate listening to tunes and talking shit. Then, by the time we were done cruising, we’d have finished ours and would swing by the 7-11 again for the 99c refill, then head back to the crib. Good lord, I spent more time pissing in the middle of the night than sleeping when we did that

Meh. They seem like they're picking in difficult spots for the players they need.

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>driving around Ohio
Oh god that's just torture

It was comfy.
I don’t drink Diet Coke for its “nutritional value,” I just think it tastes better.

Man, I've spent a lot of time in Ohio, and specifically the Columbus area (I have family there). It is depressing as hell.

If the Raiders go balls out and take Metcalf at 4, they'll have the undisputed best WR group in the league, right?

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>Why yes, we are a part of #RaidersNation, how could you tell?

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What utter bullshit

>happen to be in the background
>LOOK AT HOW HE PROVOKED AB TRULY A DISGUSTING TEAMMATE
fuck this faggot and fuck AB for being a dumb chimp

>Blue rags
nope, probably Dodgers guys though

roll

Best ability is availability.

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So many picks...

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The northern suburbs are flat and dark, nicely paved roads that are nearly empty at night. If winter, heat on, if summer, windows down. Good tunes, good times.

>instagram.com/p/Bv93QvvgL-1/
Wtf, man, just stop. You're literally going to die.

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name of this brapsow? reverse image search did fuckall

Mediocre white girl 5000

Random girl, probably posted for the first time in one of the countless cuck threads on Yea Forums or some similar board

pretty sure it’s a brazilian trap

Why are you guys obssesed by traps? It's a girl, looks like Italian or Spaniard.

you guys have heard of the xfl but have you heard of the pacific pro league?
new summer league slated to debut in 2020 july-august. its founder is don yee, tom bradys agent.
they already have a partnership with addidas. they are planning for 4 teams
thoughts?

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Which NFL team will John Manziel land on, bros?

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some shitty B tier mexican league team

Friends of Bill W.

Why haven't the coybows signed him yet?

I could actually see Jerruh getting him on the bench for the jersey sales

Seattle, if Wilson finally leaves. Picture it... Paxton Lynch and John Manziel. Second ring incoming.

Cringe

Based

btw, looks like I picked a good year to bandwagon the Mariners

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>yfw the Bungles sign him
this would be the high IQ move

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Right, that does it. Friendship with greek spanish bro has ended

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>American League

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>the virgin clean-up pitcher vs the Chad DH

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Yes, you would have to be a brainlet to have that opinion.

You know thats NOT what i meant... take it back.

>boreball in my /nfl/

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no

>stretching this hard to defend the guy who’s clearly in the wrong

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here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders

here are the young men, well where have they been

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They're just jealous because offseason /nfl/ can be more active than in season /mlb/

we knocked on the doors of hell's darker chambers

pushed to the limit, we dragged ourselves in

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Hey weirdo, congrats on not being autistic anymore.

top fucking cringe

watched from the wings as the scenes were replaying

we saw ourselves now as we never had seen

potrayal of the trauma and degeneration

the sorrows we suffered and never were free

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>good thing I’m not autistic anymore

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No the Patriots will.

where have they been

where have they been

where have they been

where have they been

Quads say that ain't no lie.

That subtle watch flex.
Based Brady

0/10 bait
Try harder cunt

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Do you even post about football anymore? Or is it always whiny (formerly) autistic bullshit?

Got a minor chuckle out of me

On top of a sprained MCL, Aaron Rodgers reveals on @WildeAndTausch that he played through a tibial plateau fracture last season.
Wikipedia: "People [with a tibial plateau fracture] are generally unable to walk."

no

Don't give the pedo attention.

this

HE JUST NEEDS MORE (medical) HELP

u mad, huh?

Kek. Take this for the effort

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week 1
packers 35 - bears 13

remove the jets and you have a list of teams that have ever beaten the philadelphia eagles since the beginning of time

I don't understand the appeal of trashy Asian girls, just fuck a white bitch at that point.

Kek

more like bears 52 - puckers 0 with erin gaygers injuring his manpussy again

>2,769,900,050.14 Nicaraguan córdoba

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Extremely mad to the point I cracked a tooth clenching my jaw so tight.

Is it hard being illiterate?

I just want to see the bears get up 15-7 and have the pack just unable to do anything on offense. 3 interceptions, 2 fumble recoveries, 1 turnover on downs from a 4th and inches stop, turnover from a missed fg(after the kicker makes 5 consecutive) yet the packers are only able to score 7 points. I think that will give us a lot of memes to start off the regular season. Especially if neither of them score in the 4th quarter.

desu I'm so mesmerized by her thighs and crotch, that I don't care if she's Asian, mutt, or whatever

ur a perv >:3

Meh. Men are naturally pervs and women are naturally sluts. It's not his fault that we live in a society that glorifies that instead of repressing it.

cringe

if only fanfic could become reality

We have /nfl/ themed wojacks and pepes, any spurdos? Asking for a """""friend""''''

incel

enjoy last place winconsinigger

go ask rebbit

I'm a girl btw, silly boys.

double cringe

Name a pettier, bigger piece of shit nigger than this guy

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I just did, see

Get laid already silly, you're 26 now

legit hoping burshit finishes the job on this nigger before week 1

I’m convinced he has undiagnosed narcissistic personality disorder

>undiagnosed
He's obviously black.

I really really like clown pepe

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Yes! Got any more friend?

not many

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kek
mariners-phillies world series

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YFW trout resigned?
>mfw

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>implying
>fat pat and cousins
packers will be second place minimum, depending how far the bears regress

Well, it was fun to speculate but didn't surprise me desu. I said that i don't think he'll leave Angels but if he does, it would be Phillies. Good luck to him on becoming the GOAT.
inb4
>Trout 2031

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>implying
Trout is coming to save my Giants

>stoolers literally missed the playoffs because they lost to fucking oakland

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Should the NFL force the Raiders to change their name and colors once Mark Davis inevitably goes bankrupt and sells the team? It's the only way to permanently banish Al Davis' memory.

:^)

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Why yes, I am a Bostonian Patriots fan. How could you tell?

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What ever happened to Lavante David? I always rated him really highly for some reason

Baseball more like BASEDball am i right??

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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Baseball isn't based because the greatest player of all time (Barry Bonds) is black

what the heck is tony romo doing on the pga tour

>led the AFC in rushing yards with 237 carries behind bungals line
>not good
still slurping that E!SPN cock i see

>Hollywood brown
Fucking retard. A.J. brown would be perfect for the raiders.

I honestly worry about the mental health of both AB and anyone that helps gaslight AB into continuing being a delusional, narcissistic fuck face

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2018 was the first season in memory where he wasn't the best player on the bucs defense

there's just so many holes elsewhere

one 4-3 olb can onpy do so much to obscure a trash unit

WOLVES DON'T LOSE SLEEP OVER THE THOUGHTS OF SHEEP

AB CAN DO WHATEVER HE FUCKING WANTS

shoo shoo, pedo

lick my nuts

bucme gpt his trip cracked didn't he?

retard

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that sounds like a job for your dog after some peanut butter tbqh

Can you rape a dog? Only way he'd be interested.

time to call up your mom then

dogs don't know enough to flee in the presence of bucme, which makes them easier prey for him than women.

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cant find any little girls?

wow

still posting that old ass pic

you've had a picture of another man sitting on your computer for 3-4 years, probably sitting in a folder named "bucme" or some faggot shit

get a grip

It's probably because he smells like raw meat and trash, things dogs can get enough of.

>make an insightful, sensible post about football
>get insulted, harassed, gaslighted, etc.
>'omg bucme why don't you post about football anymore???'
k

Friendly Reminder that I was right about the Bears last season and I will continue to be right when they win da superb owl.

Unfriendly Reminder that my franchise has more W's than yours

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Why don't you just not post at all

why don't you lick my nuts

If you stuck to posting about football, nobody would have harassed you in the first place.

shoo shoo

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Holy shit what a poor faggot, is that shirt made out of a beach towel?

Cringe

nigga look like childish gambino on meth

Bears will celebrate their 100th anniversary by losing 100-0 to the packers in front of fifty million on national TV

Does that include being the star attraction for Chucky's Las Vegas circus act?

it matches the towel on the left

you really expect me to believe that you never deviate from football

you really expect me to believe that, in the offseason especially, you never go off-topic, shitpost, etc.

get the fuck out of here

kid first of all that pic is from 3-4 years ago, when i was still in uni. that was a comfy shirt that i'd wear around indoors

second of all
>poor
i'm a software dev earning >100k a year in lower manhattan at only 24 years

mind your fucking words when you talk to/about me or i'll set you straight real fucking quick

surprised you didn't post a pic of some software with a girl's name so you could pretend to be related to it

RENT
FUCKING
FREE

is that what you call living in the library you're posting from?

>i'm a software dev earning >100k a year in lower manhattan at only 24 years

>mind your fucking words when you talk to/about me or i'll set you straight real fucking quick

Can you at least afford better towels now?

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not championships or head to head record

damn I see why girls avoid him

a win issa win

LMAO

i'm posting from my phone because my main monitor is in oozie so i can watch this hadoop job go through to and my second monitor just runs a script to open a random wikipedia page every 10 minutes so i can learn something new

to the side on my desk is my work laptop and work smartphone

and it's all mine
>library
holy fucking shit lmao

everyone is poor in uni you retard

sums it up yea

make sure to check out before your two hours expire, i've heard those librarians can get touchy

girls don't avoid me

2 female coworkers started orbiting me my first week in the office

damn im jelly tho

I thought you weren't autistic anymore

>girls don't avoid me
not when you're as good at stalking them as you are surely

NEW y'all

then why do you have to stalk underaged girls? it doesnt add up

>everyone is poor in uni you retard
Everyone knows that, but eventually people buy better towels(I know I did). I was just wondering if you were still wearing the same ones.

this thread is now about general towel discussion

>5 posts early
Also gas all tripfags

>terrible towels

Ok, but only if Sneak is exempt

not every thread can be /hoc/ you syrup-swilling canadian sympathizer

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Michael Kaline, now that was a luck swinger