Pittsburgh Pirates @ Chicago Cubs Gamethread

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>duplicate detected.
That's what i get for taking the time to see what happened to those pirate relievers.

Pittsburgh Pirates
1. Adam Frazier (L) 2B
2. Starling Marte (R) CF
3. Francisco Cervelli (R) C
4. Josh Bell (S) 1B
5. Jung Ho Kang (R) 3B
6. Melky Cabrera (S) RF
7. Pablo Reyes (R) LF
8. Kevin Newman (R) SS
9. Jameson Taillon (R) P

Chicago Cubs
1. Ben Zobrist (S) RF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Javier Baez (R) SS
5. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
6. Willson Contreras (R) C
7. Daniel Descalso (L) 2B
8. Jason Heyward (L) CF
9. Jon Lester (L) P

Gamenotes
Start time: 1:20pm CST
Gametime Temp: 64°F
Chance of Precip: 0%
IT'S OPENING DAY FOR THE CUBS
Pittsburgh Pirates send OF Gregory Polanco and RHP Dovydas Neverauskas on a rehab assignment to Bradenton Marauders.
Pittsburgh Pirates relievers Keone Kela and Felipe Vázquez were ejected yesterday after Yasiel Puig attempted to fight the entire Pirate's line up

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Oh, I thought the game started at 1:10 otherwise I wouldn't have made it.

i would like to have sex with dionne

Hiii gaybros

Is there a ballpark organist more based than Gary Pressy and why is the answer no?

It doesn't really matter, just amused it happened twice and both times the same image was used.
it's for the best because it means we don't have duplicate threads.

Plus It's opening day, they're going to start 10 minutes later, especially since they're honoring Lee Smith.

He sticks to classic tunes and it's not a harpsichord or electronic organ.

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>The benches clearing brawl in Pittsburgh was Hooter's hot play of the game

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Out of all the positions one could play, why does anyone want to be a catcher?

the virgin chris archer
The Chad Monica Puig's boyfriend

Because they're good at it and it's the most important defensive position.

nice no 10 run inning

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Well hello there.

>Lester getting strike calls outside the zone on both sides.
This is going to be a pitcher's game.
And while it helped the Cubs, for the sake of consistency and principle, it's why we need an electronic strike zone.

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>be Deitrich
>aimlessly watch your pop fly
>oops I'm not supposed to do that
>I'm probably getting hit now
>ahh fuck it, my bad

>get hit
>walk it off
>coach comes out to bitch
>coach stop I fucked up it's not that big a deal
>Puig shows up next
>oh for fucks sake
>please stop this isn't worth a suspension
>God damn it Puig
>I fucking hate this team

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I feel a bryant homerun today

he didn’t get hit

well hello there well hello there poster

why doesn’t that ball boy have a glove

Because he's a ball boy, not a glove boy.

lol mind if I save this?

Just don't go full reddit and clam you came up with it.

Ban the shift

nice

>Intentionally walking Heyward
What a world we live in

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honestly, i’d probably rather pitch to heyward

LESTER WITH A BASE HIT TO SCORE DESCALSO!

1-0

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lol bad move

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ZOBRIST WITH A BASE HIT TO SCORE HEYWARD AND LESTER

3-0

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RIZZO KILLS THE PITCHER AND AVENGES BRYANT, ZOBRIST SCORES

4-0

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2 out rally

lolwut

Well this shit is over

Literally how

EL MAGO WITH A BLOOP THAT JUST GETS AWAY FROM THE OUTFIELDER
BRYANT SCORES
5-0

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yikes

All because they walked to get to the pitcher

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>tfw the inning never ends

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all off an error lol
F

CHAOS ON THE FIELD AS THE PIRATES COMMIT TWO ERRORS AND RIZZO SCORES
6-0

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goddamn this shit is funny

What the fuck Baez

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The Pirates of Pittsburgh raising the jolly rancher today?

Anyone got a stream? I'm bored and never watched baseball before.

www(dot)720pstream(dot)me/chicago-cubs-stream
love cubs games

That's what happens when you hit a double run the bases and slide all over the place

>Lester's hurt
>bullpen in with 2 runners on
Fuck!

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Pirates Stream here if you want it.
mlbstream.io/chicago-cubs-vs-pittsburgh-pirates-live/stream-2

This is Little League-tier

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so the one good pitcher is now hurt

WE SURVIVED!

Did you get Lester's base hit and base running?

Update on Lester? At work and can’t watch stream.

Hamstring injury out the game

pulled him bottom of the 3rd after he got 1 or RBIs and slid home and tweaked something.

Left hamstring tightness

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>pirates

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incoming salami

We going to see another pirates brawl game?

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Brach base hit to load the bases!

>Zobrist hits into double play
But Descalso scores!
7-0

Bryant with an opposite field double to score Heyward!
8-0

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The little bastard really is magic.

schwarbie!!!

SCHWARBOMB!!!!!!!
10-0

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Lads, it’s the pie rats

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>Bullpen clean through three
>pitched 7 straight scoreless innings
Looks like we can officially add Kintzler to the good reliever list.

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>Pirates pulling their starters
What are the odds we'll see the prates put in a position player to pitch?

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That was a checked swing

I want a highlight reel of Lester's at bats

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Who else is at the game?

>Brach and Kintzler combine for 4 scoreless innings
We could give some of the more shaky revilers a chance to get their stuff together if this holds up.

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>threw the bat and somehow got a bloop single

RIP Randy's 1.000 Batting Average.

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slut

>JD and Len talking about Baby Shark and how every ballprk plays it, but they have never heard it
>They bring in some woman to say ignorance is bliss, don't listen to it.
I think I'll avoid looking it up.

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>Randy Ro with 2 scoreless innings
Technically it's not the pirate's best players, but a scoreless inning is a scoreless inning.

Come on, I want to see the pirates send out at position player to pitch.

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happy days bros got lou malnati's

>No position player pitching

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Hey, what's the mango???

I'm going to teach you to fish friendo.
Reverse image search is your friend.

>That play by Baez
To make it even close was impressive.

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I'm going to give him the fish
uzaki chan wa asobitai! it's on my read lists but I haven't gotten around to it but anime announcer keeps reminding me

Nothing from tiny eye, what is superior reverse search??

>cusb have a worse record than the White Sox

Kek

nice

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Thank you friend
You to for forcing me to actually do something my God damn self

np, we can't let dullahanfag have too much control or the threads will go into chaos

Cubs win!
10-0

Cubs win their home opener and a much needed stand by the bullpen.


Google, Yandex and igdb.

spoonfeeders like you are one of the reasons why this place is shit.

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we're not on Yea Forums and I'm assuming he doesn't really watch anime so I see no harm in it.

>not watching anime
>while on Yea Forums

look I'm sorry I won't do it again

I hardly browse this place, but baseball is back and comfy threads are soon too, you're both right, have fun unpacking that

Cubs gamethreads are only comfy when they when. So much shitposting when they lose

Before your GM got there, I'm drawing a blank and am to lazy to research it, the threads had that Chicago spring afternoon feel to them, now it always feels like the shitty Summers, well hopefully it's not too bad going forward

You're just complaining about the humidity.

Dude seriously fuck humidity, it's fucking Satan pissing all over your face, the worst fucking feeling in the world, I was spoiled fucking rotten by living where I live, I love that my humidity never gets any higher than like 30 on a cloudy day

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